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[ INSECT BUZZING ] >> [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANING ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANING ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

[ GROANING ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] AH!

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] AH! AH!

AH! AH! [ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

AH! [ CHICKENS CLUCKING ] [ MUNCHING ]

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ] [ MUNCHING ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]

[ MUNCHING ] [ FOOTSTEPS ] AH!

[ FOOTSTEPS ] AH! [ CLUCKING CONTINUES ]

AH! [ CLUCKING CONTINUES ] [ SNARLING ]

[ CLUCKING CONTINUES ] [ SNARLING ] [ CLUCKING CONTINUES ]

[ SNARLING ] [ CLUCKING CONTINUES ] [ ALLIGATORS SNARLING ]

[ CLUCKING CONTINUES ] [ ALLIGATORS SNARLING ] WHEW!

[ ALLIGATORS SNARLING ] WHEW! AH!

WHEW! AH! [ SCREAMING ]

AAH! [ EGGS SIZZLING ] [ GROANS ]

[ EGGS SIZZLING ] [ GROANS ] [ GASPING ]

[ GROANS ] [ GASPING ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

[ GASPING ] >> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ SCREAMING ] [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

>> [ SCREAMING ] [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] [ ALLIGATORS GROWLING ]

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] [ ALLIGATORS GROWLING ] >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ ALLIGATORS GROWLING ] >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ SIZZLING ]

>> Jared: AAH! >> Alice: COME ON. LESS DOGGIN' IT.

>> Alice: COME ON. LESS DOGGIN' IT. MORE UNCLOGGIN' IT.

LESS DOGGIN' IT. MORE UNCLOGGIN' IT. >> Jared: AAH!

MORE UNCLOGGIN' IT. >> Jared: AAH! SEWER MONSTER SUCKING MY EYES

>> Jared: AAH! SEWER MONSTER SUCKING MY EYES OUT!

SEWER MONSTER SUCKING MY EYES OUT! >> Alice: HERE'S YOUR SEWER

OUT! >> Alice: HERE'S YOUR SEWER MONSTER.

>> Alice: HERE'S YOUR SEWER MONSTER. [ GASPS ]

MONSTER. [ GASPS ] I THOUGHT YOU BURIED THIS.

[ GASPS ] I THOUGHT YOU BURIED THIS. >> Jared: I DID!

I THOUGHT YOU BURIED THIS. >> Jared: I DID! WE GOT TO KEEP THIS FROM THE

>> Jared: I DID! WE GOT TO KEEP THIS FROM THE WARDEN!

WE GOT TO KEEP THIS FROM THE WARDEN! [ WATCH BEEPS ]

WARDEN! [ WATCH BEEPS ] >> Warden: HEY, I ACCIDENTALLY

[ WATCH BEEPS ] >> Warden: HEY, I ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED ANOTHER CUMMERBUND.

>> Warden: HEY, I ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED ANOTHER CUMMERBUND. LET ME KNOW IF IT TURNS UP,

FLUSHED ANOTHER CUMMERBUND. LET ME KNOW IF IT TURNS UP, OKAY?

LET ME KNOW IF IT TURNS UP, OKAY? >> Jared: YOU CAN COUNT ON US,

OKAY? >> Jared: YOU CAN COUNT ON US, SIR!

>> Jared: YOU CAN COUNT ON US, SIR! >> [ HISSES ]

SIR! >> [ HISSES ] >> HUH?

>> [ HISSES ] >> HUH? >> JN62EF1.

>> HUH? >> JN62EF1. THIS HERE'S FROM THE LEGENDARY

>> JN62EF1. THIS HERE'S FROM THE LEGENDARY SUPERJAIL SIX.

THIS HERE'S FROM THE LEGENDARY SUPERJAIL SIX. I WAS A WHOLE MAN BACK THEN.

SUPERJAIL SIX. I WAS A WHOLE MAN BACK THEN. STILL HAD MY HAIR.

THE SUPERJAIL SIX -- THEY WERE THE ONLY BOYS SO BAD, THEY BROKE RIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT-HOLE AND

THE ONLY BOYS SO BAD, THEY BROKE RIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT-HOLE AND INTO THE DEADLIEST, STINKIEST

RIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT-HOLE AND INTO THE DEADLIEST, STINKIEST BADLANDS.

INTO THE DEADLIEST, STINKIEST BADLANDS. >> [ GRUNTS ]

BADLANDS. >> [ GRUNTS ] [ ALL GRUNT ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ ALL GRUNT ] >> AAH!

[ ALL GRUNT ] >> AAH! >> UGH!

>> AAH! >> UGH! >> UGH!

>> UGH! >> UGH! >> Jared: AAH!

>> UGH! >> Jared: AAH! [ ALL GRUNTING ]

>> Jared: AAH! [ ALL GRUNTING ] >> STAFF WAS STILL PRETTY GREEN.

[ ALL GRUNTING ] >> STAFF WAS STILL PRETTY GREEN. POOR KIDS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO

>> STAFF WAS STILL PRETTY GREEN. POOR KIDS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

POOR KIDS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

DO. [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR RAPIN' ON THE OUTSIDE.

>> HEY, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR RAPIN' ON THE OUTSIDE. LET'S GO!

TIME FOR RAPIN' ON THE OUTSIDE. LET'S GO! >> WHOO-HOO!

LET'S GO! >> WHOO-HOO! [ ALL CHEERING ]

>> WHOO-HOO! [ ALL CHEERING ] [ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ ALL CHEERING ] [ DOOR CREAKS ] >> Warden: SIX FAILURES.

[ DOOR CREAKS ] >> Warden: SIX FAILURES. >> Jared: YOU'LL FORGET SOON,

>> Warden: SIX FAILURES. >> Jared: YOU'LL FORGET SOON, SIR.

>> Jared: YOU'LL FORGET SOON, SIR. [ BOTH GASP ]

SIR. [ BOTH GASP ] >> UH... [ WHISTLES ]

[ BOTH GASP ] >> UH... [ WHISTLES ] [ GRUNTS, GROWLS ]

>> UH... [ WHISTLES ] [ GRUNTS, GROWLS ] >> STAFF'S DONE EVERYTHING SINCE

[ GRUNTS, GROWLS ] >> STAFF'S DONE EVERYTHING SINCE THEN TO MAKE SURE OUR POOR OLD

>> STAFF'S DONE EVERYTHING SINCE THEN TO MAKE SURE OUR POOR OLD WARDEN DON'T REMEMBER HIS SIX

THEN TO MAKE SURE OUR POOR OLD WARDEN DON'T REMEMBER HIS SIX FAILURES AND FLIP HIS PURPLE LID

WARDEN DON'T REMEMBER HIS SIX FAILURES AND FLIP HIS PURPLE LID AGAIN.

FAILURES AND FLIP HIS PURPLE LID AGAIN. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]

AGAIN. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ BLOWS ]

>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ BLOWS ] [ STOMACH GROWLS ]

[ BLOWS ] [ STOMACH GROWLS ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

>> ALL WE GOT TO DO IS JOG POOR OLD WARDEN'S MEMORY, AND HE'LL HOLE UP LIKE A TROLL!

OLD WARDEN'S MEMORY, AND HE'LL HOLE UP LIKE A TROLL! >> THEN SUPERJAIL WILL BE ALL

HOLE UP LIKE A TROLL! >> THEN SUPERJAIL WILL BE ALL MINE!

>> THEN SUPERJAIL WILL BE ALL MINE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

MINE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> HEY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> HEY! >> I MEAN...OURS.

>> HEY! >> I MEAN...OURS. >> SHUT UP AND SHAKE YOUR

>> I MEAN...OURS. >> SHUT UP AND SHAKE YOUR CHAINS, DUMBASS!

>> SHUT UP AND SHAKE YOUR CHAINS, DUMBASS! >> US SIX GUYS SURE ARE GOING TO

CHAINS, DUMBASS! >> US SIX GUYS SURE ARE GOING TO ESCAPE!

>> US SIX GUYS SURE ARE GOING TO ESCAPE! >> YEAH!

ESCAPE! >> YEAH! I LOVE JUMPIN' INTO SMELLY

>> YEAH! I LOVE JUMPIN' INTO SMELLY PIPES AND ESCAPIN'!

I LOVE JUMPIN' INTO SMELLY PIPES AND ESCAPIN'! >> ESCAPING SURE IS GREAT!

PIPES AND ESCAPIN'! >> ESCAPING SURE IS GREAT! >> Warden: NO ONE ESCAPES

>> ESCAPING SURE IS GREAT! >> Warden: NO ONE ESCAPES SUPERJAIL!

>> Warden: NO ONE ESCAPES SUPERJAIL! >> HE'S SUPPOSED TO PISS HIS BED

SUPERJAIL! >> HE'S SUPPOSED TO PISS HIS BED AND HIDE!

>> HE'S SUPPOSED TO PISS HIS BED AND HIDE! >> HE'LL BREAK!

AND HIDE! >> HE'LL BREAK! WE GOT TO ACT LIKE THE SIX!

>> HE'LL BREAK! WE GOT TO ACT LIKE THE SIX! [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WE GOT TO ACT LIKE THE SIX! [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Warden: [ GRUNTING ]

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Warden: [ GRUNTING ] [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

>> Warden: [ GRUNTING ] [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GRUNTING ] >> [ GASPS, GROWLS ]

[ GRUNTING ] >> [ GASPS, GROWLS ] >> I AIN'T JUMPIN' IN THAT

>> [ GASPS, GROWLS ] >> I AIN'T JUMPIN' IN THAT STINKIN' -- AAH!

>> I AIN'T JUMPIN' IN THAT STINKIN' -- AAH! >> ALL SIX ESCAPEES WENT

STINKIN' -- AAH! >> ALL SIX ESCAPEES WENT THATAWAY.

>> ALL SIX ESCAPEES WENT THATAWAY. >> HUH?! AAH!

THATAWAY. >> HUH?! AAH! >> Warden: [ LAUGHING ]

>> HUH?! AAH! >> Warden: [ LAUGHING ] UGH!

>> Warden: [ LAUGHING ] UGH! [ GASPS ]

UGH! [ GASPS ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

[ GASPS ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] [ GRUNTS ] UH, YOO-HOO?

[ GRUNTS ] UH, YOO-HOO? [ CLEARS THROAT ] OH, FELLAS?

UH, YOO-HOO? [ CLEARS THROAT ] OH, FELLAS? AAH!

[ CLEARS THROAT ] OH, FELLAS? AAH! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU

AAH! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GALOSHES,

ARE. HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GALOSHES, 'CAUSE I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL

HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GALOSHES, 'CAUSE I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY.

'CAUSE I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY. [ GASPS ]

[ GASPS ] AAH!

>> Jared: [ GASPS ] >> Alice: YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL ENOUGH, MORON.

>> Alice: YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL ENOUGH, MORON. >> Jared: AAH, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN

ENOUGH, MORON. >> Jared: AAH, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

>> Jared: AAH, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN! [ PROJECTOR WHIRRING ]

WHAT DO WE DO?! >> Alice: EARLY LUNCH? >> Jared: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

>> Alice: EARLY LUNCH? >> Jared: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. >> Warden: THANKS FOR THE LIFT,

>> Jared: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. >> Warden: THANKS FOR THE LIFT, FELLAS.

>> Warden: THANKS FOR THE LIFT, FELLAS. [ BANJO STRUMMING ]

FELLAS. [ BANJO STRUMMING ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

[ BANJO STRUMMING ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] UH, SAY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] UH, SAY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS AROUND,

UH, SAY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS AROUND, HAVE YOU?

SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS AROUND, HAVE YOU? [ FLIES BUZZING ]

HAVE YOU? [ FLIES BUZZING ] [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ FLIES BUZZING ] [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] THANKS, UH, BUT I SHOULD REALLY

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] THANKS, UH, BUT I SHOULD REALLY GET BACK TO WORK.

THANKS, UH, BUT I SHOULD REALLY GET BACK TO WORK. AAH!

GET BACK TO WORK. AAH! [ GRUNTS ]

AAH! [ GRUNTS ] [ HEARTS POUNDING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ HEARTS POUNDING ] WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE AFTERNOON

[ HEARTS POUNDING ] WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE AFTERNOON COULDN'T HURT.

WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE AFTERNOON COULDN'T HURT. [ JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS ]

COULDN'T HURT. [ JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS ] >> AAH!

[ JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS ] >> AAH! >> Warden: AAH!

>> AAH! >> Warden: AAH! [ GASPS ]

AAH! BL-BL-BL-BL-BL!

>> [ SIGHS ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ] AH.

>> Warden: [ GASPS ] AH. UGH.

AH. UGH. >> [ SQUEALING ]

UGH. >> [ SQUEALING ] >> [ SHRIEKS, GROWLS ]

>> [ SQUEALING ] >> [ SHRIEKS, GROWLS ] >> Warden: UGH! UGH! UGH!

>> [ SHRIEKS, GROWLS ] >> Warden: UGH! UGH! UGH! [ BABIES SCREECHING ]

>> Alice: [ GRUNTING ] [ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING ] >> Jared: [ MUNCHES, BURPS ]

[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING ] >> Jared: [ MUNCHES, BURPS ] [ GASPS ]

>> Jared: [ MUNCHES, BURPS ] [ GASPS ] "JAILPUP" MARATHON?

[ GASPS ] "JAILPUP" MARATHON? >> Alice: TOTALLY.

"JAILPUP" MARATHON? >> Alice: TOTALLY. [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

>> Alice: TOTALLY. [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] >> [ GRUNTS ] [ STATIC HISSES ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ STATIC HISSES ] >> Jared: HE WENT DOWN THE PIPES

[ STATIC HISSES ] >> Jared: HE WENT DOWN THE PIPES LOOKING FOR THE SUPERJAIL SIX!

>> Jared: HE WENT DOWN THE PIPES LOOKING FOR THE SUPERJAIL SIX! ALICE, HE COULD FIND OUT THE

LOOKING FOR THE SUPERJAIL SIX! ALICE, HE COULD FIND OUT THE TRUTH!

ALICE, HE COULD FIND OUT THE TRUTH! AAH!

TRUTH! AAH! >> Alice: QUIET!

AAH! >> Alice: QUIET! WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

>> Alice: QUIET! WE CAN HANDLE THIS. WE'RE NOT DUMB ROOKIES, LIKE

WE CAN HANDLE THIS. WE'RE NOT DUMB ROOKIES, LIKE WHEN YOU PANICKED.

WE'RE NOT DUMB ROOKIES, LIKE WHEN YOU PANICKED. >> Jared: I PANICKED?!

WHEN YOU PANICKED. >> Jared: I PANICKED?! >> YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES!

>> Jared: I PANICKED?! >> YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES! >> I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE!

>> YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES! >> I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE! >> YOU'RE JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT

>> I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE! >> YOU'RE JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR MY WIENER!

>> YOU'RE JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR MY WIENER! >> Jared: EXCUSE ME, SIR.

FOR MY WIENER! >> Jared: EXCUSE ME, SIR. THE WARDEN TOLD ME TO MEET UP

>> Jared: EXCUSE ME, SIR. THE WARDEN TOLD ME TO MEET UP WITH THE NEW GIRL.

THE WARDEN TOLD ME TO MEET UP WITH THE NEW GIRL. H-HAVE YOU SEEN ONE?

WITH THE NEW GIRL. H-HAVE YOU SEEN ONE? AAH!

H-HAVE YOU SEEN ONE? AAH! >> Alice: [ GRUNTS ]

AAH! >> Alice: [ GRUNTS ] >> [ SNEEZES ]

>> Alice: [ GRUNTS ] >> [ SNEEZES ] AAH!

>> [ SNEEZES ] AAH! >> Alice: WHOOPS.

AAH! >> Alice: WHOOPS. FIRST-DAY JITTERS.

>> Alice: WHOOPS. FIRST-DAY JITTERS. >> Jared: AAH!

FIRST-DAY JITTERS. >> Jared: AAH! >> HMM?

>> Jared: AAH! >> HMM? >> Jared: GET AWAY FROM ME!

>> HMM? >> Jared: GET AWAY FROM ME! MURDERER!

>> Jared: GET AWAY FROM ME! MURDERER! [ INMATES GRUNTING ]

MURDERER! [ INMATES GRUNTING ] >> Alice: RAPE! RAPE!

[ INMATES GRUNTING ] >> Alice: RAPE! RAPE! [ INMATES GRUNTING, SCREAMING ]

>> Alice: RAPE! RAPE! [ INMATES GRUNTING, SCREAMING ] >> Jared: ESCAPE! ESCAPE!

[ INMATES GRUNTING, SCREAMING ] >> Jared: ESCAPE! ESCAPE! [ ALARM BLARING ]

>> Jared: ESCAPE! ESCAPE! [ ALARM BLARING ] >> AAH!

[ ALARM BLARING ] >> AAH! >> Alice: [ GASPS ]

>> AAH! >> Alice: [ GASPS ] >> HELP!

>> Alice: [ GASPS ] >> HELP! [ BOTH GRUNTING ]

[ FLIES BUZZING ] >> SOME PLAN! I GOT TERMITES IN MY TOKUS

>> SOME PLAN! I GOT TERMITES IN MY TOKUS 'CAUSE OF YOU!

I GOT TERMITES IN MY TOKUS 'CAUSE OF YOU! >> I'NOT THE ONE WHO LOST OUR

'CAUSE OF YOU! >> I'NOT THE ONE WHO LOST OUR KEY, IMBECILE!

>> I'NOT THE ONE WHO LOST OUR KEY, IMBECILE! NOW SHUT UP AND FORAGE!

[ ALL CHEERING ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] >> NOW NO ONE CAN TELL US APART.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] >> NOW NO ONE CAN TELL US APART. >> BROTHERS GONE BAYOU.

>> NOW NO ONE CAN TELL US APART. >> BROTHERS GONE BAYOU. >> [ GRUNTING EXCITEDLY ]

>> BROTHERS GONE BAYOU. >> [ GRUNTING EXCITEDLY ] >> Warden: NICE!

>> [ GRUNTING EXCITEDLY ] >> Warden: NICE! ALMOST AS NICE AS MINE.

>> Warden: NICE! ALMOST AS NICE AS MINE. BEST PART OF TAKIN' UP YOUR LAZY

ALMOST AS NICE AS MINE. BEST PART OF TAKIN' UP YOUR LAZY LIFESTYLE.

BEST PART OF TAKIN' UP YOUR LAZY LIFESTYLE. I WAS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

LIFESTYLE. I WAS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE.

I WAS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE. NOW I'M A VERY IMPORTANT,

BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE. NOW I'M A VERY IMPORTANT, RELAXED PERSON, AND I'M STAYING

NOW I'M A VERY IMPORTANT, RELAXED PERSON, AND I'M STAYING FOREVER!

RELAXED PERSON, AND I'M STAYING FOREVER! TRIXIE, FEEDIN' TIME.

FOREVER! TRIXIE, FEEDIN' TIME. DADDY'S CHILLIN'.

TRIXIE, FEEDIN' TIME. DADDY'S CHILLIN'. >> [ SQUEALING ]

DADDY'S CHILLIN'. >> [ SQUEALING ] >> [ GRUNTS ANGRILY ]

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Warden: TIMBER!

[ ALL GASP ] I KNOW, RIGHT? THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU ALL HOW TO

I KNOW, RIGHT? THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU ALL HOW TO DOUBLE-TASK/RELAX.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN ASK A ROBOT TO DO IT FOR ME OR ANYTHING. MAYBE I'LL BUILD A NEW EXTENSION

DO IT FOR ME OR ANYTHING. MAYBE I'LL BUILD A NEW EXTENSION FOR THE SHACK.

MAYBE I'LL BUILD A NEW EXTENSION FOR THE SHACK. IT COULD USE SOME EXTRA LEG ROOM

FOR THE SHACK. IT COULD USE SOME EXTRA LEG ROOM SINCE MY LAST PLACE WAS A TAD

IT COULD USE SOME EXTRA LEG ROOM SINCE MY LAST PLACE WAS A TAD BIGGER AND NICER THAN A SMELLY

SINCE MY LAST PLACE WAS A TAD BIGGER AND NICER THAN A SMELLY OLD SWAMP HUT.

BIGGER AND NICER THAN A SMELLY OLD SWAMP HUT. BUT WHO'S MEASURING?

OLD SWAMP HUT. BUT WHO'S MEASURING? [ CHUCKLES ]

BUT WHO'S MEASURING? [ CHUCKLES ] [ ALL GRUNTING ]

[ CHUCKLES ] [ ALL GRUNTING ] OOH, WHAT'S THIS, A PARADE IN MY

[ ALL GRUNTING ] OOH, WHAT'S THIS, A PARADE IN MY HONOR?

OOH, WHAT'S THIS, A PARADE IN MY HONOR? YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!

>> Alice: CALM DOWN. WHAT'S THE BIG -- [ GASPS ] >> Warden: ALICE, JARED, PREPARE

WHAT'S THE BIG -- [ GASPS ] >> Warden: ALICE, JARED, PREPARE FOR MAYHEM!

>> Warden: ALICE, JARED, PREPARE FOR MAYHEM! >> Jared: OH, GOD!

FOR MAYHEM! >> Jared: OH, GOD! WARDEN'S RALLIED A WHOLE ARMY

>> Jared: OH, GOD! WARDEN'S RALLIED A WHOLE ARMY AGAINST US IN REVENGE!

WARDEN'S RALLIED A WHOLE ARMY AGAINST US IN REVENGE! AAH!

AGAINST US IN REVENGE! AAH! [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

AAH! [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] [ ALLIGATORS SCREAMING ]

>> Warden: YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO PARTY! [ BOTH GASP ]

PARTY! [ BOTH GASP ] [ WATCH BEEPING ]

[ BOTH GASP ] [ WATCH BEEPING ] [ SNAKES HISSING ]

[ WATCH BEEPING ] [ SNAKES HISSING ] >> [ GASPS ] AAH!

[ SNAKES HISSING ] >> [ GASPS ] AAH! >> AAH!

>> [ GASPS ] AAH! >> AAH! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> AAH! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> [ German accent ] QUICK!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> [ German accent ] QUICK! TAKE SUICIDE PILLS IN YOUR FALSE

>> [ German accent ] QUICK! TAKE SUICIDE PILLS IN YOUR FALSE TOOTH UND SPARE YOURSELVES THE

TAKE SUICIDE PILLS IN YOUR FALSE TOOTH UND SPARE YOURSELVES THE PAIN!

TOOTH UND SPARE YOURSELVES THE PAIN! >> Jared: WE DON'T HAVE THOSE.

PAIN! >> Jared: WE DON'T HAVE THOSE. >> HA! SURE YOU DO.

>> Jared: WE DON'T HAVE THOSE. >> HA! SURE YOU DO. I DO ALL SORTS OF STUFF TO YOU

>> HA! SURE YOU DO. I DO ALL SORTS OF STUFF TO YOU GUYS WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP.

I DO ALL SORTS OF STUFF TO YOU GUYS WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP. AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

GUYS WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP. AUF WIEDERSEHEN! >> Jared: [ GASPS ]

AUF WIEDERSEHEN! >> Jared: [ GASPS ] [ ALL GRUNTING, CHIRPING ]

>> Jared: [ GASPS ] [ ALL GRUNTING, CHIRPING ] >> GAH!

[ ALL GRUNTING, CHIRPING ] >> GAH! >> HUH.

>> GAH! >> HUH. >> Both: AHH.

>> HUH. >> Both: AHH. [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> OH! [ GRUNTING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Warden: WHEE! [ BOTH GASPING ]

>> Warden: WHEE! [ BOTH GASPING ] >> Both: HUH?

[ BOTH GASPING ] >> Both: HUH? >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Both: HUH? >> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ] OHH.

>> Warden: [ CHUCKLES ] OHH. [ ALL GROANING ]

OHH. [ ALL GROANING ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ]

[ ALL GROANING ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ] >> WE MADE IT BACK, FELLAS!

>> Warden: [ GASPS ] >> WE MADE IT BACK, FELLAS! [ BOTH GASP ]

>> WE MADE IT BACK, FELLAS! [ BOTH GASP ] >> AAH!

[ BOTH GASP ] >> AAH! >> Warden: THERE'S NOTHING WORSE

>> AAH! >> Warden: THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN PARTY CRASHERS!