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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,840 NARRATOR: This is a story of the past... 2 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,441 and the future. 3 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:44,637 We will come to the future, but first, the past. 4 00:00:47,949 --> 00:00:50,451 NARRATOR: Here we have the Earl of Warwick. 5 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,920 We can see by his petulantly arched brow... 6 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,648 that he is not en route to a good deed. 7 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,366 (WITCH CHANTING) 8 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,401 WITCH: Mmm. 9 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,403 Obey! 10 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,300 Enchanted... 11 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:17,378 Do you wish to live, old witch? 12 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,816 You have committed grave crimes against God and your king, have you not? 13 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,050 - Have mercy, my lord. - Silence. 14 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,052 The Frenchman Count Thibault of Malfete... 15 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,955 shall wed Lady Rosalind, the daughter of our king. 16 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,757 I desire that woman. 17 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,159 (GROWLS) 18 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,351 Hmm. 19 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,331 I alone am fit to take her hand. 20 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:42,303 WITCH: And her castle, lands, the riches that are her dowry. 21 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,139 Thou art not as stupid as thou art hideous, old hag. 22 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,140 (CACKLING) 23 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,241 Tomorrow night... 24 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,538 the king shall feast the arrival of the count. 25 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,249 I want the count dead before the feast is over. 26 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,918 EARL: A small fortune in gold... 27 00:01:57,018 --> 00:02:00,488 awaits the sorceress who doth my bidding. 28 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,856 Not so fast. 29 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,159 How shall I know thy magic is sufficient to the task? 30 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,461 WITCH: Does thou find proof enough in this? 31 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,796 (BUBBLING) 32 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,432 (CACKLING) 33 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,523 (COOING) 34 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,608 (GRUNTS) 35 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,834 (GROWLS) 36 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,846 (SHRIEKS) 37 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,937 (ROARS) 38 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,442 (SNARLING) 39 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,625 EARL: Aah! 40 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,727 That will do! 41 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,886 Take it, witch! 42 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,900 Was that proof enough, my lord? 43 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,702 Come to the king's castle tomorrow night... 44 00:02:47,802 --> 00:02:49,136 and carry out my plan. 45 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:52,933 If you fail... you will be burned. 46 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,044 Ohh! 47 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,476 (WITCH CACKLES) 48 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,784 NARRATOR: Our hero, of course, knew none of this. 49 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,653 He was safely in his entourage... 50 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,322 traveling, he thought, to his wedding. 51 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,392 Here he is... the Count of Malfete. 52 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,261 He is also a duke, a baron, and a lord. 53 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,932 A nobleman, plagued by only those small things... 54 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,800 which inconvenience a knight... 55 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,236 the permanent presence of his sisters... 56 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,404 his mother and father... 57 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,740 and, as all knights must endure... 58 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,609 an idiot servant, Andre... 59 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,244 whose smell made people faint... 60 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,879 a considerable achievement... 61 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,781 among a population who never bathed. 62 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,178 FATHER: Down, peasant! 63 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,775 (MAN LAUGHING) 64 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,558 NARRATOR: The duke, or Thibault... 65 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,594 as his subjects were not allowed to call him... 66 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:47,828 was joyous. 67 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:51,232 The long-awaited day of his marriage had come at last. 68 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,702 WOMAN: What have we got here? Another lot of bloody royal bastards? 69 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,838 MAN: Must be that French duke come to marry the king's daughter. 70 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:58,839 Mind the forest! 71 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,510 There be dragons who'll make dinner from your bones in there! 72 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,512 (LAUGHING) 73 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:07,615 NARRATOR: Andre loved and protected his master. 74 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,750 Master! Master! 75 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,752 The forest... it is haunted! 76 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,722 NARRATOR: Thibault responded. 77 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,857 ANDRE: Thank you, master. 78 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,447 (THUNDER) 79 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,328 NARRATOR: With every step... 80 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,665 he came closer to the castle of his beloved. 81 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,635 He hoped he would be with her soon... 82 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,937 for rare was the journey in which Thibault... 83 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,840 did not have to stop and rescue someone. 84 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,942 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 85 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,306 NARRATOR: This was no exception... 86 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,447 For like his ancestors... 87 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,816 he lived by an ancient family rule... 88 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,617 ANDRE: A woman in distress! 89 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,119 NARRATOR: The only one he knew. 90 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,720 WOMAN: Aah! Aah! 91 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,988 Beware, sire. 92 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,791 NARRATOR: Courage was more than a duty. 93 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,483 Courage was his creed. 94 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,097 (YELLING) 95 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,826 Aah! 96 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,110 MOTHER: Andre! Join your master! 97 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:12,441 FATHER: I'm talking to you! Go, go! Stupid peasant! 98 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,015 Sire! Behind you! 99 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,078 Ohh! 100 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,863 NARRATOR: Naturally... 101 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:30,397 THIBAULT: Courage is our creed! 102 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,466 NARRATOR: He was invincible. 103 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,038 NARRATOR: Except he was not invincible... 104 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,874 against witchcraft. 105 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:42,543 For this would be his last victory... 106 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,975 in this millennium. 107 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,153 (BELL CHIMING) 108 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:53,743 MAN: Afternoon, sir. 109 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,187 ROSALIND: I hear a rumor... 110 00:06:26,287 --> 00:06:28,722 thou art marrying tomorrow, my lord. 111 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,391 I have heard this rumor. 112 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,926 I have also heard... 113 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:36,230 the bride is the most beautiful in all of England. 114 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,598 But it is not true. 115 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,567 - It is not? - No. 116 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,436 Am I not the most beautiful bride... 117 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,338 in all of England? 118 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,141 THIBAULT: No. Wait. 119 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,643 The most beautiful bride... 120 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,438 in all the world. 121 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,821 Wear this for me, Thibault. 122 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,389 Wear it against thine heart. 123 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,953 Thou shalt always be true. 124 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,068 WOMAN: Lady Rosalind. 125 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,170 Thou shalt not disgrace thyself... 126 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,601 before the wedding. 127 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,398 ROSALIND: I must hide and dress for the banquet. 128 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,150 (DRUMS BEATING) 129 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,785 (MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 130 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,375 (GUESTS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) 131 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,224 Ooh ooh ohh! 132 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,303 Sire, your bride looks like a gorgeous sparrow. 133 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,472 Silence, you impudent peasant. 134 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,874 Show respect to your future mistress. 135 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,771 ANDRE: Yes, master. 136 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,549 Ah! Thank you, my lord. 137 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,015 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 138 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,290 (DOG GROWLING) 139 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:11,381 (CHUCKLING) 140 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:23,537 (BELCHES) 141 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,468 Quite so, Your Majesty. 142 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,575 When our lady drinks her wine... 143 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,078 her eyes will fill with hellish visions. 144 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,747 WITCH: The count will appear as a hideous beast. 145 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:38,852 Then my magic will compel her to kill him. Ha ha ha. 146 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,721 (CLINKING GLASS) 147 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,491 KING: My dear friends and noble guests. 148 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:48,529 Thibault, Count of Malfete and Papincourt... 149 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:53,167 I hereby declare this castle a wedding present. 150 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,202 THIBAULT: Hear ye! 151 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,605 Your Majesty, in every way that I am able... 152 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,808 I will serve my beautiful lady... 153 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,344 and do honor to thy kingdom. 154 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:05,139 (GUESTS APPLAUD AND CHEER) 155 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,286 Drink of my cup... and you will know my thoughts. 156 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,479 ROSALIND: And thou wilt know mine. 157 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,866 (GURGLING) Ah! 158 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,134 My lord? 159 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,103 - Ah! - Thibault! 160 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:30,830 ROSALIND: My lord! 161 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,275 (CRAZED LAUGHTER) 162 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,276 (THIBAULT GROANS) 163 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,312 Ohh! 164 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,743 THIBAULT: Ohh! 165 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,716 Aah! 166 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,118 What is it, Thibault? 167 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:46,820 (MAN CHANTING IN LATIN) 168 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,723 FATHER: This is not the kind of behavior... 169 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,726 What is happening to you, my son? 170 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,329 Are you crazy? Drunk? 171 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,664 Count Thibault, this is no way to behave... 172 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,333 in an English court! 173 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,957 Beasts from Hell! 174 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,438 (SCREAMING) 175 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:07,074 ROSALIND: Ohh! That is my mother! 176 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,842 Thibault, that is my mother! 177 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,677 (SNAKES RATTLING) 178 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,246 (ROARS) 179 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,280 Demon! 180 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,481 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 181 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,139 Oh, no! 182 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:24,258 THIBAULT: No! What have I done? 183 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:27,816 It is not me. It is witchcraft! 184 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,556 THIBAULT: Andre, find me a wizard! 185 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,636 France must pay for this treachery. 186 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,930 THIBAULT: Find me a wizard! 187 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,600 (BELL CHIMING) 188 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:43,771 (CHIME) 189 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,981 (CHIME) 190 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:52,052 PRIEST: Have pity on a poor condemned man. 191 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,189 ANDRE: We are here for the last rites. 192 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:57,018 (DOOR OPENS) 193 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,404 ANDRE: My lord! We have to hurry. 194 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,473 What wizard is this? 195 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:16,031 He's English, my lord. But his magic is very good. 196 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,280 Your bloody Earl of Warwick did this to me. 197 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,082 Indeed he did. 198 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,319 And he'd have me, too, if he knew that I was here. 199 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,421 I beg you, my sire. Let him save you. 200 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,157 Can you bring my lady back from the dead? 201 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,059 I can reanimate her corpse... 202 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,760 but I don't think that my lord... 203 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,697 would like the way she looks... or smells. 204 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,162 (GROANS) 205 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,902 There is another way. 206 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,731 (CRACKLES) 207 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,310 Time is like a mountain. 208 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,647 Riddled with tunnels. 209 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,783 I can open one of these tunnels for thee... 210 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,614 and return thee to the moment before the murder. 211 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,587 If thy will is strong enough. 212 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,432 Don't you think this priest has had enough time? 213 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,258 Hurry up, Father. 214 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,743 GUARD: Unlock this door! Now! 215 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,744 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 216 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,346 Drink this potion, my lord... 217 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,417 and thou shalt descend into the Mountain of Time. 218 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,287 Ohh! It smells awful. 219 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,821 You should not drink that. 220 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,958 What if you become a frog, or goat's feet? 221 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,027 You are right. 222 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,929 Drink first, bastard. 223 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,432 THIBAULT: And if you die, I will avenge your death. 224 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,693 GUARD: What are you doing in there? 225 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,260 (GUARD JINGLES KEYS) 226 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,575 (BANGING ON DOOR) 227 00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,006 GUARD: Open this door! 228 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,479 Open this door! 229 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,883 It tastes like the shit of the pork. 230 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,318 And he should know. 231 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,409 (BANGING CONTINUES) 232 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,124 Ohh. 233 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,494 Per Horus et per Ra... 234 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,154 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 235 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,790 WIZARD: Et per Salem... 236 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,171 invictus... 237 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,206 (GROANS) 238 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,534 (THUNDER) 239 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,036 Ducere! 240 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,359 (GASPS AND CHUCKLES) 241 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,653 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 242 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,389 (BANGING ON DOOR) 243 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,966 I forgot the grouse eggs. 244 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,468 Oh, it's a disaster. 245 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:57,971 I've lost them in the corridors of Time. 246 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,972 GUARD: Open this door! Open this door! 247 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,931 BOY: Wow. Cool! 248 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,066 GIRL: This is cool. 249 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,468 This is pretty cool, yeah. Look at them! 250 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,770 TEACHER: Shh. 251 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,506 See the peasant sleeping on the floor? 252 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,508 In those days, people didn't think... 253 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,743 that peasants deserved any better than that... 254 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,247 and they were considered the property of their masters. 255 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:44,184 Now, the boss of this peasant is the knight. 256 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,752 (CHILDREN GASPING) 257 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,388 TEACHER: See how beautiful the knight's clothing is? 258 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,625 Miss Rodett, that one is hot, and it just snorted! 259 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,894 (CHUCKLES) Now, Tammy, that's impossible... 260 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,429 because they're just mannequins... 261 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,097 and mannequins don't snort. 262 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,799 TAMMY: Well, that one just did. 263 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,467 (INHALES) 264 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,269 No, because they're not real. 265 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,462 They're just like... dolls. 266 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,176 TEACHER: Ah! Oh, shit! 267 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,911 What are you doing in my chamber? 268 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,502 (SCREAMING) 269 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,438 (DRAWS SWORD) 270 00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:19,342 (SCREAMING) 271 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:25,892 Aah! 272 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,327 ANDRE: Your chamber... 273 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,157 has been cleaved in half, my lord. 274 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,968 This is not the castle! 275 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,404 THIBAULT: What? 276 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,475 ANDRE: Oh, look at this, my sire! 277 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:44,311 It is Satanic! 278 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,679 Ohh. 279 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,748 (SCREAMING) 280 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:52,486 THIBAULT: This is Hell, and we are condemned souls. 281 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:55,689 Come. We shall find the prince of this netherworld... 282 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,381 and beg his mercy. 283 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,193 ANDRE: Wait for me, my lord! 284 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,598 Dr. Brady, come quick. 285 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,368 GUARD: Two guys with swords and armor... 286 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,837 Miller, you're always overreacting. 287 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,773 BRADY: Now, relax. 288 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,608 There's absolutely no need to... 289 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:15,942 (SCREAMING) 290 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,311 MILLER: Police are on their way. 291 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,546 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 292 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,314 Peasant, please. 293 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,316 Show me the way out of this prince castle! 294 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,484 Yes! 295 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,787 - Pee-yoo! - Out this way. 296 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:29,356 - They stink! - Have a nice day. 297 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,458 - Bye. Good luck. - Wait! 298 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,692 (ANDRE SCREAMING) 299 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,561 Peasant! Wait! Stop! 300 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,329 (ELEVATOR MOTOR RUNNING) 301 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,420 (YELLING) 302 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,962 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 303 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,601 (BONKS CONE) 304 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,886 (ALARM BLARING) 305 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,887 THIBAULT: What is this? The Gates of Hell! 306 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,526 ANDRE: Look at its eyes of fire! 307 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,752 (CAR HONKING) 308 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,832 ANDRE: Dragon! It's a red dragon! 309 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,000 THIBAULT: Attack! 310 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,658 What the hell are you doing? 311 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,764 ANDRE: Take that, beast! 312 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,236 ("MACARENA" BEGINS PLAYING IN SPANISH) 313 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,417 (CD SKIPS AND STOPS) 314 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,696 ANDRE: We have killed it! 315 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,924 THIBAULT: Ah, yes. It is no longer breathing. 316 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,369 God is punishing us for practicing the Black Arts. 317 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,307 Let us pray for forgiveness. 318 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,083 Heavenly Father, forgive us our sins. 319 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,454 ANDRE: We are so, so, so, so, so... so sorry. 320 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,021 (POLICE RADIO SQUAWKING) 321 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,592 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Dr. Brady? 322 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,895 Ah, Julia. This is Julia Malfete... 323 00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:16,963 who heads up the Medieval Art department. 324 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,566 She donated the famous 12th century castle exhibit. 325 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,569 Julia designed the exhibit where we found the two men. 326 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,905 That stuff right there is the result of the body search. 327 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,974 The big guy had the gold coins... 328 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,744 the sword, the shield, and that ring. 329 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,380 The little guy had the salt pork... 330 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,814 the sausage, the dagger... 331 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,487 a molar. 332 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,657 And that box... which he probably stole. 333 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,358 Not from us. 334 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,160 JULIA: Most thieves take valuable things. 335 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,962 They usually don't bring them. 336 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,630 This is a Gothic pixis... 337 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,099 the kind of design they were making in Canterbury... 338 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,367 at the end of the 12th century. 339 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,369 It has emeralds and rubies. 340 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,705 BRADY: Why did the two men sleep here? 341 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,206 They could've booked a suite at the Ritz. 342 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,275 So, you said that you got these out of their pockets? 343 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,610 OFFICER: That's right. 344 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,845 Except the sausage. 345 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,848 - (FLIES BUZZING) - Hmm. Mm-hmm. 346 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,610 JULIA: This stamp ring is fantastic. 347 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,722 My family's coat of arms. 348 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,120 Sergeant, can I meet these thieves? 349 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,194 ANDRE: Master, I'm hungry. 350 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,029 My tummy rumbles like a beast. 351 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,266 How can you think of food after such tragedy? 352 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,500 Yes. 353 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,559 What I would not give to see once more my precious... 354 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,342 ANDRE: My lord! Look, she's alive! 355 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,244 THIBAULT: Rosalind. My fair Rosalind. 356 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,982 My bride. My ravishing flower. 357 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,117 Mistress! My mistress! 358 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,352 What are you doing? 359 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,754 THIBAULT: It is a miracle. A miracle. 360 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,022 Do I know you? 361 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,124 Do you not recognize me, my lady? 362 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,994 I am the Count of Malfete and Papincourt... 363 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,195 the Duke of Anjou. 364 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,565 I am your faithful Thibault. 365 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,066 You're who? 366 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,337 And I am Andre le Pate, valet of the count. 367 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,173 Please, forgive me for what I did to you... 368 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,274 my dear Rosalind. 369 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:12,412 My name isn't Rosalind. It's Julia. 370 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,147 No! You are my Rosalind. 371 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,884 The lock of hair you gave me on our wedding day. 372 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,554 I carry it over my heart. 373 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,986 Please, my love, see for yourself. 374 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,728 You see? 375 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,232 It is the color of wheat on a summer's day. 376 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,527 The color of candlelight. 377 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,136 THIBAULT: It is your own. 378 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,874 BRADY: Stop this! 379 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,575 - That's enough! - Rosalind! 380 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,277 You'll be safer outside! 381 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,980 THIBAULT: Do not leave me! Do not be afraid! 382 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,607 - BRADY: You don't want to see this. - (YELLING AND FIGHTING) 383 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,386 THIBAULT: Courage is our creed! 384 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,122 Courage is our creed! 385 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,524 (FIGHTING AND GRUNTING) 386 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,717 Wait, stop! I know this man! 387 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,430 "Courage is our creed." 388 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,265 JULIA: That's our family motto. 389 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,333 This man is my cousin. 390 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:12,739 It's in here. You see, I thought he was dead. 391 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:16,943 He disappeared when a storm... 392 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,546 capsized his yacht during the Admiral's Cup. 393 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,681 They never recovered his body... 394 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,217 so, of course, declared him dead. 395 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,020 He was a very distant French cousin of mine... 396 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,623 but as the last living Malfete, I inherited his estate. 397 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,359 OFFICER: If he's your cousin, what do you want me to do with him? 398 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,427 ANDRE: Sire... 399 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:38,098 Why does Lady Rosalind call herself Julia... 400 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,224 and allow us to be beaten and chained? 401 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,110 Peasant... 402 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,712 this is not our time. 403 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,349 THIBAULT: The wizard did not send us into the past. 404 00:21:56,449 --> 00:22:00,353 He sent us into the next millennium. 405 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:05,625 We are thirty generations removed from Malfete. 406 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:09,729 Julia is not my beloved. 407 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,499 She's my descendant. 408 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,534 Descendant? 409 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,136 Amber, it's Julia. 410 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,898 Could you get me Hunter? It's important. 411 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,707 AMBER: That rabbit of yours is on the phone again. 412 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,714 (PHONE BEEPS) 413 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,215 HUNTER: Hey, bunny. What's up? 414 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,417 JULIA: Thibault Malfete just showed up at the museum. 415 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,286 HUNTER: Thibault Malfete? 416 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,489 That's impossible. Isn't he supposed to be... 417 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,324 - I know. - Are you sure it's him? 418 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,726 He looks exactly like his photos. 419 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,728 JULIA: Hunter, he quoted the family motto. 420 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,031 Does he know yet that we're selling his entire estate? 421 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,833 JULIA: Well, it's hard to say what he knows. 422 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,369 He's a little strange. 423 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,371 Hunter, this is terrible. 424 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,039 I mean, it's wonderful that he's alive... 425 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,408 but it's terrible that we started to sell the estate. 426 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,410 Oh, God, I feel awful. 427 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,778 HUNTER: The English courts declared him dead. 428 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,446 We're well within our legal rights. 429 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,882 How were we supposed to know he was still alive? 430 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,851 Has he mentioned anything about money? 431 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,452 JULIA: Money? 432 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,755 How can you worry about money at a time like this? 433 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,256 No, I'm just worrying about you. 434 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:13,726 You don't handle surprises well. Where is your cousin now? 435 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,863 He and this friend of his are downstairs with security. 436 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,731 Why don't we bring them home with us tonight? 437 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,568 He's family after all. We want to be hospitable. 438 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,036 You're wonderful. 439 00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,038 I'll pick you all up in about five minutes. 440 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,273 Love ya. Bye, bunny. 441 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,840 Bye, big bear. 442 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,313 Oh, my God. Thibault Malfete's still alive. 443 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,814 This is a disaster. 444 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,849 Blah, blah, blah. 445 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,320 You're pouting. 446 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,055 I hate it when you call her bunny. 447 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,824 You, my dear, are so much hotter than a bunny. 448 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,628 My God, look at yourself. You're a tigress. 449 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,990 (SNARLS) 450 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,055 Ha ha ha ha ha. 451 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,234 (AMBER SNARLS) 452 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:55,768 Aah! 453 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,305 THIBAULT: Lady Julia, there has been a terrible mistake. 454 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,041 I'm so sorry. We thought you were dead. 455 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:06,446 Dead? No, the wizard was a fool, but not a killer. 456 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,448 THIBAULT: He only sent us the wrong way. 457 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,449 Excuse me? 458 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,751 We fell into the Mountain of Time. 459 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,152 Wow. 460 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,154 THIBAULT: I must return to my time to prevent... 461 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,856 a great tragedy to our family. 462 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,058 THIBAULT: I ask for your assistance. 463 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,761 I'll do whatever I can. 464 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,853 (SIRENS, HORNS, AND CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT) 465 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,994 Ohh! 466 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:33,736 (GRUNTING) 467 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,975 - Awful. - Ohh. 468 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,611 (SIREN BLARING) 469 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,700 (GASPS) 470 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,675 (CACOPHONY OF CITY NOISES) 471 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:50,180 Whoa! 472 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,062 ANDRE: We must not go out! 473 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,595 What... what are you doing? 474 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,637 What are you doing? No, we have to wait outside. 475 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,473 Hunter can't park here. We have to wait for him. 476 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,142 Oh, my God. 477 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,643 Bloody coward. 478 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:11,844 (GRUNTS) 479 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,377 JULIA: We have to... 480 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,410 Those boys are lost. 481 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,289 I must go and retrieve them. 482 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,656 Ah! 483 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,252 (YELLING) 484 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,670 Aah! 485 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,013 This is England? 486 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,514 - No... - Meat! 487 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:50,083 This is Chicago. 488 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,352 Meat, meat, meat! 489 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:53,753 This is the United States. 490 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,089 ANDRE: Meat! 491 00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:58,691 The last I remember was in Sussex, England... 492 00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,926 in my castle chambers. 493 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,627 You don't remember anything since then? 494 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:02,762 No. 495 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,697 Do you think maybe you've suffered... 496 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,766 some sort of memory loss from the accident? 497 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,303 Yes! After I drank the potion, I remember nothing. 498 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,504 - Onions? - All of them! 499 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,540 All right. You like to eat hot dogs, huh? 500 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,909 I like to eat every kind of dog. 501 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,144 VENDER: Now, what are you doing? 502 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,779 - Aargh! - Leave the dogs! 503 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,447 JULIA: No, no, no. Stop it! 504 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,448 Please, stop. 505 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:25,051 I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry. 506 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,786 JULIA: He's French. 507 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,751 Yeah. Very. 508 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,262 Hi, honey. 509 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,564 The situation's much worse than I thought. 510 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,131 What are you talking about? 511 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,336 Bonjour. 512 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,506 Holy shit. 513 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,344 JULIA: Hunter, this is Thibault Malfete. 514 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,013 Thibault, this is my fiancé, Hunter. 515 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,148 HUNTER: Pleased to meet you. 516 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,617 - Are you noble? - No. Sorry. 517 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,419 But I can certainly tell that you are. 518 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:02,889 JULIA: And this is Andre, Thibault's assistant. 519 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,190 Hello, big nose. 520 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,826 THIBAULT: Run behind the chariot, peasant. 521 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:07,827 Yes, master! 522 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,829 JULIA: He can't run behind the car. 523 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:13,633 - THIBAULT: He cannot ride. He's not noble. - JULIA: Yes, but he has to ride in the car. 524 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,269 - He's very fast. - We're taking the freeway. 525 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:19,705 - You can run 70 miles an hour? - I have good boots. 526 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,542 JULIA: No. You must sit in the car, please. 527 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,111 - I am fast. - I'm sure you are. 528 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,646 I'd love to see you run sometime. 529 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,078 - Obey. - Yes, my lord. 530 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,453 Do you want some dog? 531 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:34,554 (TIRES SQUEAL) 532 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,645 (THIBAULT AND ANDRE SCREAMING) 533 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,885 (CARS HONKING) 534 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,359 (HONKING AND YELLING) 535 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,999 Too fast. 536 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,735 Are you OK, Mr. Pate? 537 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,072 THIBAULT: Ohh. Too fast! 538 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,608 Honey, could you slow down just a little bit? 539 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,410 HUNTER: I'm going 22 miles an hour. 540 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,740 Yes, I know. Could you try going 21? 541 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:07,019 DRIVER: Hey, what's the matter with you? 542 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,254 You don't know how to drive? 543 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,322 HUNTER: Go. 544 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,057 (GIVES RASPBERRY) 545 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,283 What? 546 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,261 It's gonna be fine. 547 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,522 (VOMITING) 548 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,033 (DEEP BREATH) 549 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,034 (SIGHS) 550 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,437 Oh, dear. (CLEARS THROAT) 551 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,605 (HORN HONKING) 552 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,696 (ANDRE AND THIBAULT MOANING) 553 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,448 (GRUNTING) 554 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:38,217 HUNTER: Get in and open the door. 555 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,785 Let's go inside. 556 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:40,786 (DOG BARKS) 557 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,955 Hi, sweetie. Hello, Churchill. 558 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,857 Hello. Come here. Give Mom a high-five. 559 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,426 All right. That's my boy. 560 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:48,427 Let's go. 561 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,229 (CHUCKLES) 562 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,194 ANGELIQUE: Like the hat. 563 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,360 (GROWLS) 564 00:28:56,736 --> 00:29:00,640 WOMAN: Angelique! I need you now! 565 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,808 Come here, peasant. 566 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,577 - Come now! - OK, I'm coming. 567 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,746 WOMAN: Hurry up. 568 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:08,481 THIBAULT: Ahh. 569 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,572 (BOTH GASP) 570 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:13,642 THIBAULT: How did you do that? 571 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:20,793 THIBAULT: Night. 572 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:23,729 (CHUCKLES) Day. 573 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:26,499 THIBAULT: Night. Day! 574 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,101 I do not have this invention in my castle. 575 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,303 JULIA: You don't have power? 576 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,972 I have the power to judge and condemn to death... 577 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,373 any villain on my land. 578 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,776 Oh. Really? 579 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,144 Hunter will be so jealous. 580 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:43,015 I'm gonna get you two something to drink. 581 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:46,252 Make Hunter one of his power-dude smoothie things. 582 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:47,453 I'd offer you one... 583 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,255 but nobody seems to like them but him. 584 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,257 (THIBAULT CHUCKLES) 585 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,593 (VACUUM HUMMING) 586 00:29:53,693 --> 00:29:55,027 (CLEARS THROAT) 587 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,631 Andre, could you please stop that? 588 00:29:58,731 --> 00:30:03,100 I'm just starting to feel like I'm in a disco. 589 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,374 THIBAULT: My dear lady... 590 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,876 you said you would offer me your assistance. 591 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:14,180 JULIA: Oh, yes. Anything. What do you need? 592 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,848 I need to find a wizard. 593 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,184 ANDRE: Aah! Sorry, master. Sorry! 594 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,318 - Sorry! - Idiot! 595 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,554 Apologize to the lady! 596 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,155 Oops. 597 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,224 ANDRE: Sorry, master. I ask for mercy. 598 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,026 Forgive him, milady. 599 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,563 JULIA: It's OK. The floor needed to be cleaned anyway. 600 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:34,066 So, you were saying something about what... 601 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,368 should we say a wizard? 602 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:38,104 I need to go back into the tunnels of Time. 603 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,193 Of course. 604 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:47,246 I need to just understand what has happened to you. 605 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,082 Now, your yacht went down in a storm? 606 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,717 No. You must listen. 607 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:54,353 I am from the time of Thibault VI... 608 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,857 and I have come to the future. 609 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:03,195 OK. Tunnels of Time. Wizards. Thibault VI. 610 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,887 JULIA: Oops! 611 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:07,833 Are you OK? 612 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,798 Yes, lady. 613 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:15,841 THIBAULT: Lovely flower, I see you do not believe me. 614 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:20,571 It is a pity, but please... try. 615 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:24,316 (BLENDER SHUTS OFF) 616 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,405 ANDRE: Oh. 617 00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:28,921 Yes. Of course I'll try. 618 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,122 ANDRE: She's green. 619 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,417 I never really did like the taste of this. 620 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:39,899 Oh, my God. What happened? 621 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,990 JULIA: Nothing. 622 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,708 I'm eating this very good meat... 623 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:50,810 with vegetables in a fine sauce. 624 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,945 I will shit easy tomorrow. 625 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,382 JULIA: It's jet lag. 626 00:31:56,482 --> 00:32:00,486 All right, I'm sure you would like to wash your hands and whatever else. 627 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,644 Why don't you come with me? 628 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:04,947 All right. Here you go. 629 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,795 Just gonna take this. 630 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:13,296 Julia! Can I talk to you for a moment, please? 631 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,291 Don't be bashful with the soap. 632 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,475 What is it, master? A throne? 633 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:23,974 THIBAULT: It could be. 634 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,445 HUNTER: They're crazy! 635 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,581 JULIA: They have been through a terrible ordeal. 636 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:29,749 They have amnesia. 637 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:31,817 Amnesia? They're wacked! 638 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:33,686 They're completely retarded. 639 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,219 They're... Woo! You know? 640 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:46,324 - Clean water. - Ha ha! 641 00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,606 (SNIFFING) 642 00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:56,732 The long towel has a good fragrance. 643 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:00,780 Thibault is my cousin, Hunter. He's my family. 644 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,615 Yeah? I'm not so sure. 645 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:06,378 He doesn't strike me as being particularly noble. 646 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:13,615 (TOILET SEAT BANGING) 647 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,663 (BOTH LAUGHING) 648 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,533 Julia, come down here! It's an emergency. 649 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,735 - Very good fountain. - Yes. 650 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,565 Your French relatives are bathing in the toilet. 651 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,297 Oh, my God. 652 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:32,734 (TURNS FAUCET ON) 653 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,518 Toothbrushes. 654 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,321 I'll just leave them right here. 655 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,945 JULIA: I'll be right back. 656 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,598 JULIA: I'm going to take a shower... 657 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,433 then go tackle that kitchen. 658 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,335 HUNTER: Hurry. Our dinner reservation's at 8:00. 659 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,070 JULIA: Oh! Where are we going? 660 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,072 Latour. 661 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:03,475 Isn't that just a little formal for our guests? 662 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,246 First you tell me your cousin's nobility then you get mad at me when I suggest... 663 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,248 that just maybe, he's not. 664 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:12,117 Now you're upset because I pick the best restaurant in town. 665 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,454 You make it impossible for me to do the right thing. 666 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,857 No. You're right. Latour's gonna be great. 667 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:21,093 Thank you, big bear. 668 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:23,184 - I'll be in the shower. - All right. 669 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:36,707 ANDRE: Ah. Very good flavor. 670 00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:42,081 This is not wine, ignorant peasant. 671 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:44,706 THIBAULT: It is oil for the bath. 672 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,321 (CHUCKLING) 673 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,753 Mmm. Very good perfume. 674 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,172 ANDRE: Very creamy. 675 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,274 THIBAULT: Bathe, servant. 676 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:11,777 No, my sire. I have taken a bath at Christmas. 677 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,445 - Bathe! - No, no! 678 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:16,916 I'm afraid! I don't want to catch cold and die! 679 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,150 (ANDRE SCREAMING) 680 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:21,086 THIBAULT: Be silent, peasant! 681 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:22,388 Ahh. 682 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:26,425 Do you have another bottle of this bathing oil for Andre? 683 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,461 HUNTER: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over $2,000? 684 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,330 That's American dollars. 685 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,598 Is that a lot? 686 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,266 HUNTER: Yes, it is. 687 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,937 Then I will repay you with one of my swans. 688 00:35:38,037 --> 00:35:41,564 HUNTER: Oh, well. That sounds fair. 689 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:52,247 THIBAULT: My family tree. So many descendants. 690 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,688 (SINGING IN FRENCH) 691 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:05,962 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 692 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,734 (RING) 693 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,869 (RING) 694 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:12,938 - Hello? - Mr. Cassidy, please. 695 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:16,008 Yeah. Hold on one second. Hunter? 696 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,509 HUNTER: Yeah, bunny? 697 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,877 Honey, it's your office. Do you want to take it? 698 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,639 - I'll take it upstairs. - Oh, OK. 699 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,184 AMBER: Hello? Hello? 700 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,185 ANDRE: Hello. 701 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,252 AMBER: Hello? 702 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,354 Hello. 703 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,389 Who is this? 704 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:33,325 I'm Andre le Pate. I have big balls... 705 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:36,095 and my ass breathes fire. 706 00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,063 Wow. That must hurt. 707 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,065 - Hello. - Hello? 708 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,100 HUNTER: I told you never to call me here. 709 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,334 Well, I forgot. 710 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,037 - Hello! Enter! - Somebody there with you? 711 00:36:45,137 --> 00:36:47,573 (BLASTING) 712 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,742 - Aah! - Jesus! 713 00:36:49,842 --> 00:36:53,112 HUNTER: Hang up the damn phone, or I'll call the police! 714 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,848 I think he hung up the phone. 715 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:58,951 It was Thibault's little retarded homuncular assistant. 716 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,419 Look, this is dangerous. 717 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,680 I'll call you back after Julia goes to bed, OK? 718 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,826 THIBAULT: Lady Julia. 719 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:13,599 You are more than a rose. 720 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:18,033 You are love's own flower. 721 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,474 Come on. That's ridiculous. 722 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:26,145 No, I just... This old thing, I threw it on. 723 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:27,780 I haven't worn it in a couple of years... 724 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,340 but I guess I should learn how to take a compliment. 725 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,374 Thank you. 726 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,310 Almost. 727 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,093 Thank you. 728 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,525 Much better. 729 00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,056 Kissing cousins. 730 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,859 Ooh la la. 731 00:38:03,182 --> 00:38:04,883 I don't think that I've ever seen anyone... 732 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:08,646 eat a steak in two bites before. 733 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:13,214 Ah. 734 00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:18,497 ANDRE: Thank you, master! 735 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:20,432 (CHUCKLING) 736 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,468 ANDRE: Be blessed! 737 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:24,160 MAN: I can assure you... 738 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:36,815 ANDRE: Thank you! 739 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,509 Like some more truffle sauce with that? 740 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,024 (KISSING) 741 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,128 MAN: Excuse me, but the gentleman... 742 00:38:49,228 --> 00:38:51,363 can't eat off the floor. 743 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:54,233 He's not a gentleman. He's my servant... 744 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,568 and he's not worthy of our company. 745 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,903 Thank you. 746 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,405 I'm truly sorry, sir. Andre, would you please... 747 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,408 ANDRE: No, no, milady. It is not possible. 748 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,532 JULIA: Please. 749 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,981 Thibault, please, will you let him sit at the table? 750 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,139 For me? 751 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:14,481 I will please you, lovely one. 752 00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,419 Obey, foolish wart. 753 00:39:20,259 --> 00:39:24,218 (ALL APPLAUD) 754 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,761 MAN: Thank you. 755 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:33,237 HUNTER: And you were worried they wouldn't be comfortable. 756 00:39:36,008 --> 00:39:37,999 (SLURPING) 757 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:44,583 Actually, the floor wasn't such a bad place for him. 758 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:45,984 Easier to hose down. 759 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,019 ANDRE: Cheese! Very good cheese! 760 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:52,791 HUNTER: Andre, what are you doing? 761 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,394 What are you doing? Andre? No, no! 762 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:58,730 - Andre, no. - No. Bad! 763 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,900 HUNTER: Hey. Sit down. Eat this. 764 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,968 JULIA: Hunter, could you... 765 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,075 No. This is for dessert. All right? 766 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,311 WAITER: Please, sir, please. 767 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,947 HUNTER: I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. 768 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:17,983 Just add it to the check. All right? Thank you. 769 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,819 You eat this after dinner. All right? 770 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,821 No, it's all right. I'm terribly sorry. 771 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,556 Just add it to the bill. Thank you. 772 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,021 WAITER: All right. 773 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,397 Do I have something on my face? 774 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:36,235 You remind me of the daughter of a king. 775 00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:37,825 Thank you. 776 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,574 HUNTER: On the subject of Julia's noble ancestry... 777 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,509 you do understand why she was granted control of the estate? 778 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:49,014 Julia is a Malfete. Everything I have is hers. 779 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,917 So you have no objection if she retains control? 780 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:54,086 - No. - Wonderful. 781 00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,988 I'm sure you'll be very pleased with our plans. 782 00:40:56,088 --> 00:40:57,689 HUNTER: They're going to make us... 783 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,592 I mean you and Julia... very wealthy. 784 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:04,329 I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses... 785 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:06,365 ten chests of pepper, four hundred bags of wool... 786 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:09,735 and fifty barrels of Spanish olives. 787 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,136 And you own me, sire. 788 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,672 Yes, but you have no value. 789 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:16,332 That is true. 790 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:21,313 (BURPS LOUDLY) 791 00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:22,505 Excuse you. 792 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,385 (PASSING GAS) 793 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:28,053 THIBAULT: Leave nothing for the devil! 794 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,689 - Did you hear that? - Yes, I did, sweetheart. 795 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:33,025 They're not in very good health, all right? 796 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,161 So, just try to ignore it, if you can. 797 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,162 (SIGHS) 798 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,330 - Sire. - What? 799 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:39,865 ANDRE: I want to make pee-pee. 800 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,967 - Ah! You want to pee? - Yes. 801 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,068 Outside! 802 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,970 Outside? But, sire... 803 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,538 I could be eaten by the wolves. 804 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,471 THIBAULT: Find a torch! Idiot. 805 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,903 ANDRE: Find a torch. 806 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,609 Andre has such simple needs. I think that's great. 807 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,381 (CRASH) 808 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,859 Need some help, sir? 809 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:26,111 (TOILET FLUSHES) 810 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,447 Oh, it is beautiful. 811 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:31,083 The water comes out by itself. Ha! 812 00:42:31,183 --> 00:42:34,414 (ANDRE LAUGHING) 813 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,621 It is a magic fountain. 814 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,496 Look at this! Mmm. 815 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,432 It smells just like the forest. 816 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,635 ANDRE: All the forest is in the small wheel. 817 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,703 Mmm. Smell it! 818 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,271 No. No, thank you. 819 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:54,706 You don't want to smell it? 820 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,205 Enjoy yourself. 821 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,380 The castle's a wreck. 822 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,048 HUNTER: So I'm helping her divide the estate up... 823 00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,217 into more manageable, profitable chunks. 824 00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:07,986 We're selling the art and various high-end pieces... 825 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,488 through an outlet here. 826 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,990 Essentially, I'm protecting her. I see that as my role. 827 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,625 And the land? 828 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,761 I decided we should sell that, too. 829 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:17,329 THIBAULT: It is not for you to decide. 830 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:20,565 Only Lady Julia can say what will be done. 831 00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:23,368 I speak for both Julia and myself. 832 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:25,971 THIBAULT: You cannot possibly speak for a Malfete. 833 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,973 What are your wishes, milady? 834 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,109 Well, um... 835 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:34,780 I guess I'd like to think about it... 836 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,248 a little bit more, actually. 837 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:37,749 Julia? 838 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,510 THIBAULT: The lady has spoken! 839 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:45,957 (PEOPLE TALKING) 840 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:47,492 WOMAN: Chicken salad, now! 841 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:48,760 MAN: I want that cake. Come on now. 842 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,350 Don't take all night. 843 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:03,442 Greasy chicken. 844 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:06,943 HOST: What on earth do you think you're doing? 845 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,185 JULIA: Hi, Andre. 846 00:44:13,285 --> 00:44:15,276 (PEOPLE GASPING) 847 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:19,581 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 848 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:24,029 I'm afraid I'm going to have to add an order... 849 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:28,589 of chicken a la umbrella to your bill. 850 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,846 (EXHALING) 851 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,048 Smell the forest. 852 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,216 Yes, it's minty. 853 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:46,685 ANDRE: It's from the blue fountain. 854 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,810 JULIA: Nice. Yeah. Oh, all right. 855 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,757 Honey, would you like a mint? 856 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,793 - Yeah. - All right. Good. 857 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,928 - Thibault? - Master. 858 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,019 (ALL CRUNCHING LOUDLY) 859 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,428 (THIBAULT SPITTING) 860 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,712 Those are good. Give me another one. 861 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:16,975 ANDRE: Yes. Very minty. 862 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,371 Ow! 863 00:45:39,471 --> 00:45:40,639 WIZARD: Ah... 864 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:43,542 Good evening, fine sir. 865 00:45:43,642 --> 00:45:45,610 WIZARD: I'm seeking Thibault of Malfete... 866 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:49,669 the Duke of Anjou. The great chevalier? 867 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,475 (GUARD RUNS AND SCREAMS) 868 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:58,456 (CRASH) 869 00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:00,058 THIBAULT: Andre does not need a bed. 870 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:02,388 He will be happy with some straw. 871 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,359 - Yes. - We're out of straw. 872 00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:15,199 My bed is soft. 873 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:19,945 (MUSIC PLAYING) 874 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:21,780 ANNOUNCER: It's time for the "Family Feud." 875 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,214 THIBAULT: Aah! 876 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:26,518 ANDRE: Oh! Poor little people. They're trapped inside! 877 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:27,986 Oh! 878 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,590 God have mercy. What are we going to do, my sire? 879 00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,425 Free them. 880 00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:36,094 ANNOUNCER: Chuck, Marilyn, Norma, Terry, and Linda. 881 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:41,866 Now let's start the "Family Feud"! 882 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,403 Bunny? You really think these guys have amnesia? 883 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:46,438 JULIA: I don't know. 884 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,733 ANDRE: We are coming! 885 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,045 So you admit they're clinically insane? 886 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,081 I didn't say that. 887 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,816 HUNTER: Oh, come on! 888 00:46:57,916 --> 00:46:59,618 (ELECTRICITY SPARKING) 889 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:03,121 Where did they go, my lord? 890 00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:05,018 (MEN SCREAMING) 891 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,233 They were inside. We could not save them. 892 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,534 It is tragic. 893 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:19,704 Well, we never really used this room anyway. 894 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,139 ANDRE: It's a pity. 895 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,230 (DOGS BARKING) 896 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,414 Aah! 897 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,416 I need to find a wizard now. 898 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,484 Um... 899 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,484 Do you mind if I get some coffee first? 900 00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:41,450 Hi. 901 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:45,330 Jesus Christ! 902 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,165 I've told you not to leave this stuff... 903 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,933 in the middle of the driveway! What are you trying to do? 904 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,902 You just about broke my goddamn neck! 905 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,737 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 906 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,172 Do you actually do any gardening around here... 907 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,140 or do you just sing out of tune? 908 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,709 MAN: Just clean it up! 909 00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,444 Aah! 910 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:02,013 Oh! Hey, big belly! 911 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:04,515 You dare to touch a lady? 912 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:05,717 MAN: Who the hell are you? 913 00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:07,452 ANDRE: I'm Andre, and I piss on you. 914 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,887 Yeah, well, you get the hell out of here or I'm gonna call the cops. 915 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,189 Apologize to the lady. 916 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:14,559 Lady? You're calling her a... 917 00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:17,362 Lady. Right. 918 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,430 I'm sorry. 919 00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,065 ANDRE: Kiss her feet. 920 00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:23,301 - Do what? - Kiss her feet! 921 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,936 Oh, Jesus! 922 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,237 JULIA: Instead of a wizard... 923 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,973 I think what we really need to find you is a good doctor. 924 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,439 Wizards are the best doctors. 925 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,545 What in the world is that? 926 00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:36,914 JULIA: What are you doing? 927 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,216 MAN: Call 911! 928 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,717 THIBAULT: What is going on here? 929 00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,820 ANDRE: He was very rude to the lady. 930 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,256 Look, fool. A coat of arms. 931 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,657 He is a nobleman. 932 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,260 I did not know. (KISSING) 933 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,261 Stupid peasant. 934 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:52,997 - Who are these guys? - Visitors. 935 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:53,998 THIBAULT: Do you own this woman? 936 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,466 She works for me. 937 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:58,102 Then I will hang my valet by his feet on your behalf. 938 00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,270 No, please, my lord. 939 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,773 Not by the feet! I prefer the thumbs. 940 00:49:01,873 --> 00:49:03,741 I got a meeting to catch. 941 00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:06,077 THIBAULT: Rise, idiot. 942 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,512 I give him to you for the day. 943 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,514 You may beat him if you like. 944 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,516 Thanks, but we just met. 945 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:14,852 ANDRE: Thank you, my great and merciful master. 946 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,955 Thank you, milord! Thank you! 947 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,492 THIBAULT: Let us go. We have a wizard to find. 948 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,389 ANGELIQUE: A wizard? 949 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:26,431 - Are you French? - Yes. 950 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:29,100 - Do you like it here? - It is very strange. 951 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,436 It smells bad, and the food is too little... 952 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,805 but the ladies are wonderful. 953 00:49:33,905 --> 00:49:35,606 I wish my boss thought like that. 954 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:38,976 Boss. Ha ha. Boss. What is boss? 955 00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:40,778 The guy you work for. The big guy. 956 00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:43,904 I can have his bones when he's eating. 957 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:47,652 That is so disgusting. 958 00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:49,787 That's so gross. 959 00:49:49,887 --> 00:49:52,857 You have to figure out a way to get away from him. 960 00:49:52,957 --> 00:49:55,827 He's my master. I don't want to be hung. 961 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:56,894 Hung! 962 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,095 You're not gonna be hung! 963 00:49:58,195 --> 00:50:01,032 That's completely against the law, OK? 964 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,301 OK. OK! 965 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,470 Yay! 966 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:06,871 ANGELIQUE: Does he pay a lot of money? 967 00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:10,875 ANDRE: Once every month he permits me to hunt pheasants on his lands. 968 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,743 So you make no money? 969 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:15,243 I have a treasure. 970 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,553 THIBAULT: What do you call that again? 971 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,856 JULIA: The "L". 972 00:50:24,956 --> 00:50:25,857 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 973 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,625 Before we get downstairs to the crowd... 974 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:31,162 I've got this for you. Here's my phone number. 975 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,998 I want you to wear this just in case you get lost. 976 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:36,328 THIBAULT: I will not get lost. 977 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:41,305 THIBAULT: You can only be lost if you have no purpose... 978 00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:44,041 and I have purpose, which is to find a... 979 00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,077 A wizard. Right. 980 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:48,980 JULIA: I don't even know where to start with that one. 981 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,949 I mean, I have never met a wizard. 982 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,352 I don't even think they make wizards anymore. 983 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,455 Oh! My purse! Wait, Thibault! Wait! 984 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,123 JULIA: Wait! No! 985 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,526 - Take the purse! - No! No! 986 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:04,061 He's a thief. I have to cut his hand. 987 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,429 No, no, no! 988 00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,898 Please, just take it. 989 00:51:06,998 --> 00:51:09,267 OK. Everything's fine now. 990 00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:12,069 (CROWD GASPS AND SCREAMS) 991 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:13,304 Hang him in the public square. 992 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,773 - Aah! - Silence, old woman! 993 00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:17,041 You're not helping. 994 00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:19,871 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 995 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:26,650 THIBAULT: Witch! Old witch! Wait! 996 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,088 I am sorry. I thought you were an old hag. 997 00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:32,924 WOMAN: I've been called worse. 998 00:51:33,024 --> 00:51:34,958 Thibault, why don't you come and tell her... 999 00:51:36,127 --> 00:51:37,651 Oh, no. Oh, no. 1000 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,525 Ah, would you happen to know a wizard? 1001 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,405 Can you tell me where to find a wizard? 1002 00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:48,494 A wizard. 1003 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,032 Well. 1004 00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:15,930 (SONG LYRICS INDISTINCT) 1005 00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:22,840 THIBAULT: Peasants, which one of you can show me to a wizard? 1006 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,609 There will be a reward. 1007 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:27,211 Sir Lancelot here's looking for a wizard. 1008 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,413 Aren't we all? Ha ha ha! 1009 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:31,082 THIBAULT: I am not Lancelot. 1010 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:33,551 I am Thibault, Count of Malfete... 1011 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,953 Duke of Anjou, Baron of Orleans... 1012 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,521 Lord of Libourne. 1013 00:52:37,621 --> 00:52:39,890 MAN: Yeah? Well, I'm Sid from Cicero... 1014 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:43,661 Duke of Hazzard, Baron of Billiards... 1015 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:46,964 and Lord of Lord-knows-what... 1016 00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:50,668 and I challenge you to a duel. 1017 00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:52,030 En garde! 1018 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,840 Do not make me kill you. 1019 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,743 En garde, I say. You watching this, honey? 1020 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,572 (CROWD GASPS) 1021 00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:05,282 THIBAULT: I should kill you for your insolence but I am too thirsty... 1022 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:08,586 so instead, I will quench my thirst... 1023 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,721 and yours and yours. 1024 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,288 (ALL CHEER) 1025 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:18,229 Drink up! 1026 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:20,320 (MUSIC PLAYING ON BOOM BOX) 1027 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:27,905 BRADY: Hey. 1028 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:29,740 You're not gonna believe a word of this. 1029 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,842 Not a word of it. Guess whose exhibit... 1030 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,011 had another visitor last night? 1031 00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:36,614 There was sparks flying... 1032 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,382 and all sorts of weird noises. 1033 00:53:38,482 --> 00:53:39,684 Then there was this poof. 1034 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,052 BRADY: Poof. 1035 00:53:41,152 --> 00:53:42,386 And a green flash, and then bang, he was there. 1036 00:53:42,486 --> 00:53:43,587 Who was there? 1037 00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:46,691 - The wizard-looking dude. - Wizard. 1038 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:47,892 MITCHELL: Look. 1039 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,027 He burnt the bedspread where he came in. 1040 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,029 BRADY: Absolutely shocking. 1041 00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:54,865 Wait a minute. 1042 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,796 This wasn't here before. 1043 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,451 (HUMMING) 1044 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,287 He says he's Julia's cousin. 1045 00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:18,651 HUNTER: I say he's a fake. 1046 00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:23,490 I want an answer in 24 hours. 1047 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:29,867 See, tiger? 1048 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:32,269 Daddy's gonna take care of this business. 1049 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,605 You gonna be nice to me again? 1050 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,107 HUNTER: Hello? 1051 00:54:36,207 --> 00:54:39,276 - Hunter, you're not gonna believe this. - Bunny, I'm right here. 1052 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:41,445 I lost Thibault because he was looking for a wizard. 1053 00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:43,581 And then he just freaked out... 1054 00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:46,851 Nobody just loses a guy dressed like a medieval knight in Chicago. 1055 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:51,088 JULIA: Well, I did. Wait. Hold on a second. Hello? 1056 00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,792 Yeah, does anybody there know the Count of whoop-de-do, the Baron of blah... 1057 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:56,494 Yes, I do. 1058 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,996 JULIA: Wonderful. Thank you. 1059 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:00,431 All right, I found him. I gotta go. 1060 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,767 - I'm so relieved. - Love you. Bye. 1061 00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,668 (SIGHS) So he's back, huh? 1062 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:08,272 Yeah. I was hoping he'd tripped on his cape... 1063 00:55:08,372 --> 00:55:11,375 and swan-dived into the Chicago River. 1064 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,602 (THIBAULT SINGING DRUNKENLY IN FRENCH) 1065 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,316 - THIBAULT: Ha ha ha ha! - (CROWD SINGING IN FRENCH) 1066 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,651 JULIA: Thibault! 1067 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,052 Thibault! 1068 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,221 (SINGING CONTINUES) 1069 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,056 THIBAULT: Everybody, everybody! 1070 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,459 This is my great, great, great, great... 1071 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:31,662 great-granddaughter. 1072 00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,330 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1073 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:38,335 Actually, grand, grand, grand, grand, grandpa and I must go. 1074 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:39,737 CROWD: No! 1075 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,205 MAN: You have to sing first! 1076 00:55:41,305 --> 00:55:43,174 No, I don't... 1077 00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:45,176 Yes. You must sing first. 1078 00:55:45,276 --> 00:55:47,178 (CROWD LAUGHING) 1079 00:55:47,278 --> 00:55:49,180 (SINGING IN FRENCH) 1080 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,077 (CROWD JOINS IN) 1081 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,087 (SINGING) Oui, oui, oui 1082 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,989 Have to go, now, now, now 1083 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,491 WOMAN: Why? 1084 00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:03,427 Yeah. You have to give us a good reason. 1085 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:04,695 I found a wizard. 1086 00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,363 MAN: Well, bring him along! 1087 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:07,865 No, we have to go. 1088 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,455 I knew it! 1089 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,570 I must leave you now. 1090 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,905 MAN: Oh, no, no, no. 1091 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,907 So long, Lancelot. 1092 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,242 I am not Lancelot. 1093 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:20,511 I am Thibault, Count of Malfete. 1094 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:22,680 (CROWD MUTTERING) 1095 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:27,618 Of course it is that bloody English wizard. 1096 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,620 He has followed me through time. 1097 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,488 Great. Great. I mean, he probably... 1098 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:34,158 just whipped up some eye of newt potion thingie... 1099 00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,193 and he waved his hands over it a few times... 1100 00:56:36,293 --> 00:56:39,330 and said some words in Latin, and voila! 1101 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,065 JULIA: Thibault? 1102 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,000 I'm starting to believe you. 1103 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,468 I'm starting to believe everything... 1104 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,471 and that is a really big leap for a 21st century girl. 1105 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,306 I just want you to appreciate that. 1106 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,307 OK? 1107 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,396 Mm-hmm. 1108 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,302 There it is. 1109 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:57,948 Oh, my God. 1110 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,039 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1111 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:06,049 All right. What now? 1112 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:11,386 - Ohh. - Treacherous old fool! 1113 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:16,767 What is this? 1114 00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:18,135 WIZARD: I thought you smote her dead. 1115 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,270 She's not my Rosalind. 1116 00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:21,338 I'm Julia Malfete. Hi. 1117 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,507 Oh. Malfete! 1118 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:24,808 She's a descendant! 1119 00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:27,845 Ah! All is not lost, my lord. 1120 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,114 How long until your magic is ready... 1121 00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:32,416 to return me to my rightful time? 1122 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:34,318 Before the sun is set. 1123 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:38,081 THIBAULT: Then let us go now and fetch my faithful servant. 1124 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,827 Eww. 1125 00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:45,496 Never smelled like this before. 1126 00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:46,497 (SPARKING) 1127 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,588 (EXPLOSION) 1128 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,200 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1129 00:57:57,441 --> 00:57:58,931 Ohh. 1130 00:58:03,547 --> 00:58:05,282 Bloody English wizards. 1131 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,043 They cannot do anything right. 1132 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:13,557 (SINGING) Woo woo 1133 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,225 Ah, here we go 1134 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,656 Woo woo 1135 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:18,762 (CHUCKLES) 1136 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:20,965 - I like your chariot. - Thank you. 1137 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:22,733 (SNIFFING) 1138 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,501 That's my lipstick. 1139 00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:28,339 Ohh, no, Andre. That's so gross. 1140 00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:30,107 Hurry up. Spit it out the window. 1141 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:31,575 (ANGELIQUE SPITS) 1142 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:35,245 (SINGING) To business give them down and pay 1143 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:38,048 (ANGELIQUE GRUNTS) One ruby. 1144 00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:40,048 That should do it. 1145 00:58:45,589 --> 00:58:47,079 Hmm. 1146 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,662 25,000. 1147 00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:52,696 (GIGGLES) 1148 00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:54,127 Woo-hoo! 1149 00:58:58,469 --> 00:58:59,936 (TRUMPETING) 1150 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:02,506 MAN: What is all this horrible noise? 1151 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:05,074 ANGELIQUE: We would love to go shopping. 1152 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,977 ANDRE: Oh, big swans! 1153 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,631 Oh! Very small chariots! 1154 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,367 ANGELIQUE: Like little Matchbox cars. 1155 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:31,902 - Agh! - Hey! 1156 00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:32,903 Say cheese. 1157 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,265 Oh, ohh! 1158 00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:39,977 ANDRE: I love these wheel cakes. 1159 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,546 ANGELIQUE: Ha! We call them doughnuts. 1160 00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:45,582 Andre, you can have as many doughnuts as you want now. 1161 00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:46,884 Mmm. Yes. 1162 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:50,054 You can have all of this, Andre. 1163 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,790 You could go out and get a really big house. 1164 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:54,491 And you can have a swimming pool. 1165 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,727 You can have everything, Andre. 1166 00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:59,730 I can only have what my master allows. 1167 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,799 That is not true! 1168 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:05,769 This is a democracy. This is America. 1169 01:00:05,869 --> 01:00:09,703 You are a free man. 1170 01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:15,245 JULIA: Thank you. 1171 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:17,745 There are a lot of good things about living in this time. 1172 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,417 You'll be OK here. 1173 01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,178 I'll make sure of it. 1174 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:25,622 You are lionhearted, Julia... 1175 01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:28,125 like the women of your lineage. 1176 01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:29,693 You have courage. 1177 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,161 (CHUCKLES) 1178 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,597 Lionhearted. No. 1179 01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,632 No, I don't think so. 1180 01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,859 Bunnyhearted maybe, but no. 1181 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,438 Come outside. 1182 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:44,006 THIBAULT: You will learn to protect yourself. 1183 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:47,941 What are you doing? 1184 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,803 Look at me. 1185 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,518 Take it like this. 1186 01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:56,848 Power in your arm. 1187 01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:05,557 - Very impressive. - Take it. 1188 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:10,165 JULIA: Power in my arm. 1189 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,561 My arm! 1190 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:16,840 I can't do it. It's too heavy. 1191 01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,430 Try again. 1192 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:28,741 (GIGGLES) 1193 01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,786 (CHUCKLING) 1194 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,126 (LAUGHS) 1195 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:53,043 (SIGHS) I am getting so tired of this. 1196 01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:56,046 Sneaking around and lying all the time. 1197 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,670 Hey... 1198 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:04,186 Hang in there with me, babe. We are so close. 1199 01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:08,392 Take me dancing. 1200 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:10,894 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1201 01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:12,120 (SINGING) Baby 1202 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,442 MAN: Hey, watch it! Ah! 1203 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,411 I'm sorry. 1204 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,012 Look what you've done. Let's go, Kelly. 1205 01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,147 Come on. 1206 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,149 Sorry about that. I'm sorry. 1207 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,151 (SINGING) Don't panic 1208 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,819 Sorry, ma'am. 1209 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,588 (ANDRE GROWLS) 1210 01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:40,390 Don't help me. My boss will kill me. 1211 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:41,758 ANDRE: You're a free woman. 1212 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:45,262 Tonight... we dance! 1213 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:47,297 (SINGING) Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1214 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,832 Till the break of dawn 1215 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,160 Hey 1216 01:02:55,038 --> 01:02:56,473 (LAUGHING) 1217 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:58,508 I dance the rumba 1218 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:01,278 The salsa, the cha-cha, the limbo 1219 01:03:01,378 --> 01:03:04,014 The fox trot and even the tango 1220 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,616 With ladies and girlies 1221 01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:07,718 With mommies and babies 1222 01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,586 And DJs gonna play this 1223 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,455 'Cause it's on their playlist 1224 01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:13,090 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1225 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:14,992 The babes are all around me 1226 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,760 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1227 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:19,062 Till the break of dawn 1228 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:20,664 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1229 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:21,665 The babes are all around me 1230 01:03:21,765 --> 01:03:22,754 Oh, Hunter! 1231 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:27,471 - Angelique. - Where's Julia? 1232 01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:30,040 ANDRE: Hunter! Get your groovin'! 1233 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,875 Yah! 1234 01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:33,110 Who are you? 1235 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,311 Who is she? 1236 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:36,647 - She's my sister. - I am not! 1237 01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:39,375 She's very tired now, and she's gotta go home! 1238 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:41,642 (GLASS BREAKS) 1239 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,847 Sire Hunter! 1240 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,862 Tonight was so great. 1241 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,954 Greatest night ever in the world. 1242 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,402 (BANGING) 1243 01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,628 (ANGELIQUE GIGGLES) 1244 01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,579 (LAUGHS) 1245 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:12,249 You make me feel like a lady. 1246 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:15,419 But you are. A great lady. 1247 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,721 And you are a great man. 1248 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:18,922 Really? 1249 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,358 And if you got a decent haircut... 1250 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,593 and learned not to put everything you see... 1251 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:24,695 in your mouth... 1252 01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,364 I think you'd be a terrific man. 1253 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,455 Milady, thank you. 1254 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,536 Andre... 1255 01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:36,073 what do you say that we quit our lousy jobs and go travel around the world? 1256 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,075 - Quit? - We could be so happy. 1257 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,111 Tonight, just tell your boss that you quit, OK? 1258 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,946 ANDRE: OK. 1259 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,881 - Be free. - Free! 1260 01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:46,750 Because I am a free man! 1261 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:49,045 You've got that right, baby! 1262 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:55,625 ANDRE: Master. You are worried. 1263 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,827 What is wrong? 1264 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:59,122 The wizard... he exploded. 1265 01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,531 JULIA: Yes. It wasn't a very pretty sight. 1266 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:09,599 ANGELIQUE: The wizard exploded? 1267 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,445 Well, I don't know about you guys... 1268 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,180 but good night. 1269 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,648 ANGELIQUE: But first... 1270 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,184 Andre has something to say to Thibault. 1271 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:22,512 What is it, peasant? 1272 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,390 Well, speak. 1273 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:36,661 ANGELIQUE: Nothing. I guess I was wrong. 1274 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,784 JULIA: Thibault, he was standing by the river. 1275 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:57,821 The saddest, most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 1276 01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,890 Hmm. Well... 1277 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:02,788 that Thibault really is a special guy. 1278 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,530 Yes. Yes, he is. 1279 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:10,867 That's why I've decided to give the entire estate back to him. 1280 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,969 You what? 1281 01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:17,040 Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage... 1282 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,310 are all lionhearted? 1283 01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:22,401 (SIRENS BLARE) 1284 01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:25,248 They still haven't brought the stiff down? 1285 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:27,551 I heard somebody say the old geezer's body parts... 1286 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:28,879 are sticking to the ground. 1287 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,097 (GRUNTS) 1288 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,098 Best I pull myself together. 1289 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:50,201 (SPEAKING LATIN INCANTATION) 1290 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,710 WIZARD: Come on, my little ones. 1291 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,458 Well, that feels better. 1292 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,405 - (KNOCKS) - Can I come in? 1293 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,040 HUNTER: What do you got? 1294 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,076 INVESTIGATOR: Fingerprints don't match. 1295 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:29,279 Whoever your friend is, he's not this Thibault Malfete... 1296 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,915 that died in that sailing accident three years ago. 1297 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:33,505 I knew it. 1298 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,554 This is how we're gonna sell it to the cops. 1299 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,315 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1300 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,092 OK, OK. 1301 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:43,360 - Ah, hello. - Oh, my... 1302 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,095 WIZARD: Well, don't look so astonished. 1303 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,696 It's magic. 1304 01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,298 WIZARD: All I did was cast a little... 1305 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,134 Oh. Good day, my lord. 1306 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:52,335 (GRUNTS) 1307 01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:53,336 I do apologize... 1308 01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:55,666 Damn wizard. This way. 1309 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,475 WIZARD: The trick with pork penis... 1310 01:07:58,575 --> 01:07:59,910 is to chop it very fine. 1311 01:08:00,010 --> 01:08:00,944 Oh. 1312 01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:02,602 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 1313 01:08:04,547 --> 01:08:05,448 JULIA: Ohh. 1314 01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:06,616 Be careful. 1315 01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,218 WIZARD: If you get that on you... 1316 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,149 you'll grow fur. 1317 01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:15,625 (WHIRRING) 1318 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,260 (INDISTINCT SINGING) 1319 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,229 THIBAULT: Peasant! 1320 01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:20,497 Peasant! 1321 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,599 Get our things ready to go. 1322 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:25,502 THIBAULT: Soon, we will be back in our beloved homes. 1323 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,238 Master, my father is a drunkard. 1324 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,240 My mother is a hunchback. 1325 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:32,943 My brother is a dwarf, and my sister is a whore. 1326 01:08:33,043 --> 01:08:35,312 I do not have any beloved home. 1327 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:37,247 I don't want to go back with you. 1328 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:40,250 I don't want anymore to run behind your horse. 1329 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:43,053 I want to eat wheel cakes and doughnuts. 1330 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:44,854 And I want to have a chariot in iron. 1331 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,190 And exciting men's fashions... 1332 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,492 direct from Europe at rock-bottom prices. 1333 01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:50,961 And I want to... 1334 01:08:51,061 --> 01:08:53,330 and... and I want... 1335 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,967 and I want to stay here with Lady Angelique. 1336 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:58,056 There you go. 1337 01:08:59,069 --> 01:09:00,804 And I want to be free! 1338 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,701 I want to be cool and OK! 1339 01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:05,842 You are my property. 1340 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:08,712 THIBAULT: You will go back with me dead or alive. 1341 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:10,547 Choose quickly. 1342 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:11,848 JULIA: Thibault... 1343 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:14,280 He only wants what we all want. 1344 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,613 He belongs to me. 1345 01:09:19,055 --> 01:09:20,657 I decide his fate. 1346 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:21,992 No, master. 1347 01:09:22,092 --> 01:09:23,627 I mean, no way, Jose. 1348 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:27,185 JULIA: Please, Thibault. It's the noble thing to do. 1349 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,534 (SIGHS) 1350 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:33,637 Thank you, Thibault. 1351 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:35,671 Long life to your family. 1352 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:43,647 Yes. Lady Julia... 1353 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:44,981 If you'll allow me... 1354 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,784 Sire Hunter's sister left this last night... 1355 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,319 in the house of the troubadour. 1356 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:51,021 Sister? He d... 1357 01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:53,223 Hunter doesn't have a sister. 1358 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:54,415 Thank you, Andre. 1359 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:56,926 Angelique! 1360 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:58,662 I'm coming! 1361 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,753 (HONKING) 1362 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,105 HUNTER: Hey! Who are you? 1363 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,207 Stay here. I will go kill him for you. 1364 01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,243 No. I want to handle this myself. 1365 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:15,712 What are you doing in here? 1366 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:16,846 What's this? 1367 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,448 A 12th century English wizard. 1368 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,142 JULIA: Can I talk to you in the other room, please? 1369 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:24,452 Don't touch anything. 1370 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:28,849 JULIA: What's this? 1371 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,228 You offended the lady's honor. 1372 01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:34,731 Prepare to die. 1373 01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,200 Did you hear that? He threatened me! 1374 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:39,703 And you're a witness. 1375 01:10:39,803 --> 01:10:42,205 HUNTER: You see? He's a violent criminal. 1376 01:10:42,305 --> 01:10:43,807 Thank God I called the police. 1377 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,475 You called the police? 1378 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,111 HUNTER: Julia, this man's a fraud. 1379 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:50,080 All he wants is the money. 1380 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,375 No, Hunter, all you want is the money. 1381 01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:54,751 It's over. 1382 01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,052 (RING CLINKS) 1383 01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:57,141 What? 1384 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,752 You couldn't make it through one day without me. 1385 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,151 HUNTER: Ah, come on. 1386 01:11:07,363 --> 01:11:08,465 You're my little bunny. 1387 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:10,633 Bunny? 1388 01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,435 Do I look like a bunny to you? 1389 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:13,937 No. 1390 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,138 Do I look like a bunny to you? 1391 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:16,306 Nay. 1392 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:19,776 You know what, Hunter? I don't look like a bunny. 1393 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,611 I don't act like a bunny. 1394 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:23,146 I don't think like a bunny. 1395 01:11:23,246 --> 01:11:24,848 JULIA: And if you loved me... 1396 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,983 you wouldn't have made me try to feel like a bunny. 1397 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,852 I am strong, and I am smart... 1398 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:31,020 and I don't need you to take care of me. 1399 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,314 Oh, really? 1400 01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,960 Courage is my creed. 1401 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,294 Are you insane? 1402 01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:39,329 No. 1403 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:40,589 Put that thing away. 1404 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,793 You're right. I should. 1405 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:47,971 (CRUNCH) 1406 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:50,173 (SQUEAKING) Ow! 1407 01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:51,706 Aah! 1408 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:54,444 And stay out! 1409 01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:55,979 (HUNTER GROANS) 1410 01:11:56,079 --> 01:11:57,847 (DOOR SLAMS) 1411 01:11:57,947 --> 01:11:59,437 (GASPS) 1412 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,584 WIZARD: My lord. Remind you of anyone? 1413 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:09,058 POLICE RADIO: All units, be on the lookout for a heavily-armed dangerous male... 1414 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,827 with kidnap victim female. 1415 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,395 Use extreme caution. 1416 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:13,530 (SIRENS) 1417 01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:15,257 Go, gentlemen. 1418 01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:18,767 Don't be afraid to use your guns. 1419 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,242 We should check the kitchen. 1420 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,913 JULIA: Taxi? Museum of Fine Arts, please. 1421 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,004 And quickly, or off with your head. 1422 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,584 OFFICER: Hey! They're getting away! 1423 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:35,685 Chief... 1424 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:36,911 OFFICER: I'm going after 'em! 1425 01:12:39,255 --> 01:12:40,552 (TIRES SQUEALING AND SIREN BLARING) 1426 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,626 Where are y'all from? 1427 01:12:43,726 --> 01:12:44,961 THIBAULT: The lady's from here. 1428 01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:48,832 The wizard and I are from the 12th century. 1429 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,099 CHIEF: Don't lose 'em, O'Malley. 1430 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,827 We're right behind you! You stay here. 1431 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:57,774 (SIREN BLARING) 1432 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,510 JULIA: If we get caught, I will verify to the police... 1433 01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:02,178 that you are a hostage, OK? 1434 01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:05,281 DRIVER: All right. Now we talkin'. Hold on. 1435 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,973 (TIRES SQUEAL) 1436 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,527 THIBAULT: Can we go back in time from here? 1437 01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:20,494 We have to go through the same chamber from whence we came. 1438 01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:24,794 (SIGHS) Good going, O'Malley. 1439 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:26,962 (CARS HONKING) 1440 01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:31,662 - Unh! - Hey! 1441 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:39,637 Damn. 1442 01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,121 COP: Roadblocks established, State and Michigan. 1443 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:46,313 (SIRENS BLARING) 1444 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,861 (NICKERING) 1445 01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:56,854 (NEIGHS) 1446 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:19,643 He's getting away! 1447 01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,460 (NICKERS) 1448 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:32,164 I've never ridden the "L" quite like this before. 1449 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:38,037 COP: A big guy in a metal hat with a blonde? 1450 01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:41,678 Oh, man, they're already out of here. 1451 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,846 PILOT: Aerial unit 2. 1452 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:46,176 Suspects headed south on Michigan. 1453 01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:59,117 (HORSES NEIGHING) 1454 01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:09,100 Suspects entering museum. 1455 01:15:18,247 --> 01:15:20,238 (KIDS CHATTERING) 1456 01:15:23,653 --> 01:15:26,389 TEACHER: Look, the knight is in his home. 1457 01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:28,057 Welcome, knight. 1458 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,592 Say hello to the knight. 1459 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,893 CHILDREN: Hello, knight. 1460 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:32,428 Please, wait, one second. 1461 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,099 I'm sorry, folks, but this exhibit is closed for today... 1462 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:37,533 so you'll have to move on. 1463 01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:39,464 Thank you. Thank you. 1464 01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:45,008 Shh. 1465 01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:48,511 What am I gonna do without you? 1466 01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:52,015 JULIA: You're my knight in shining armor. 1467 01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:56,552 THIBAULT: Soon you will find a wonderful man to marry. 1468 01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:59,555 You will make a long life together. 1469 01:15:59,655 --> 01:16:01,714 I had the vision of this. 1470 01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:04,722 You are so charming. 1471 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,386 I am so proud of you. 1472 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,102 And... 1473 01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:16,069 when your children are big enough to understand... 1474 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:21,544 I want you to tell them about an old ancestor... 1475 01:16:21,644 --> 01:16:26,249 because I am a part of you, and one day... 1476 01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,544 I will be a part of your children. 1477 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,910 (SIRENS) 1478 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,252 THIBAULT: Here. 1479 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:45,768 A present from your great, great, great, great-grandmother. 1480 01:16:45,868 --> 01:16:47,570 (SNIFFLE) 1481 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:49,238 Wait. 1482 01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,669 Here. 1483 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:55,777 Will you give this to her for me? 1484 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:01,172 I will. 1485 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:03,886 I promise she'll be the only girl... 1486 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:05,578 with anything like this. 1487 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:10,048 Thank you. 1488 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,362 Thank you. 1489 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,952 Your Grace... 1490 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:22,939 Aah. 1491 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,774 What are they doing? 1492 01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:27,577 TEACHER: They're drinking vitamins, obviously. 1493 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:29,612 WIZARD: Per Horus... 1494 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:33,239 Invictus ducere! 1495 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,553 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1496 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:50,024 COP: Where is he? The guy with all the armor? 1497 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:51,968 He's gone. 1498 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:53,057 (CLANGS METAL) 1499 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:57,030 - Where? - Home. 1500 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,366 (THUNDERING) 1501 01:18:34,977 --> 01:18:36,968 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 1502 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,411 (SPURS JANGLING) 1503 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:49,688 THIBAULT: One moment! 1504 01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,196 Please. 1505 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:55,264 My dear Earl of Warwick... 1506 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:58,134 in celebration of this happy occasion... 1507 01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:01,804 I want to dismiss forever our disagreements. 1508 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:05,271 Please, drink of our wine. 1509 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:10,780 You shall accept this peace offering, Warwick. 1510 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,781 I command you. 1511 01:19:17,019 --> 01:19:18,452 (GRUNTS) 1512 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:23,159 Wait! 1513 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,351 (WARWICK GRUNTS) 1514 01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:28,097 (CROWD GASPING) 1515 01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:29,732 Ah! 1516 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:31,100 (THUD) 1517 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,735 What in heaven's wrong with Warwick? 1518 01:19:32,835 --> 01:19:34,203 He did not like the wine. 1519 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:37,373 If he preferred white, he should have said so. 1520 01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:39,805 (GUESTS LAUGHING) 1521 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,281 It has been so long since I saw you... 1522 01:19:45,381 --> 01:19:46,282 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 1523 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,783 When have we been apart, my lord? 1524 01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:49,518 When I was with the Lady Julia. 1525 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,586 Lady Julia. 1526 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:53,522 She bade me to deliver you this... 1527 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:54,850 wedding gift. 1528 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,484 Here. 1529 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:05,401 It is an odd piece, isn't it? 1530 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,334 THIBAULT: It is before its time. 1531 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:16,612 That's what I'm saying. Literally, she threw me out of the house... 1532 01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:19,376 and took off with the idiots. Animals. 1533 01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,686 HUNTER: Ugh. 1534 01:20:23,786 --> 01:20:25,221 They poisoned my shake! 1535 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,889 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1536 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:28,224 They left some kind of note here. 1537 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,693 - Some old French parchment. - AMBER: Well, what does it say? 1538 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:32,695 I don't know, Amber. I don't speak French. 1539 01:20:32,795 --> 01:20:34,563 HUNTER: Per Horus et per Ra... 1540 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:37,097 invictus ducere. 1541 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,001 Ah! 1542 01:20:39,101 --> 01:20:41,504 Oh, my God. Hunter? Are you OK? 1543 01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:43,406 (GROANING) 1544 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,141 Oh! 1545 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:46,606 AMBER: Hunter? 1546 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:51,674 Hunter, Hunter, OK, talk to me! Hunter! 1547 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,672 (INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 1548 01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:01,090 - Stay away from me! - Aah! 1549 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,559 Who are you people? Don't touch me! 1550 01:21:03,659 --> 01:21:04,927 (PHONE BEEPS) 1551 01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,562 Ohh! 1552 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:07,863 (BEEPING) 1553 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:09,932 HUNTER: I am a close and personal friend... 1554 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,167 of the chief of police. 1555 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:12,268 I am the chief of police! 1556 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,338 You'll make a great servant for the count. 1557 01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:16,939 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1558 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:18,028 HUNTER: Ow! 1559 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:22,211 (RINGS) 1560 01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:23,710 (SCREAMS) 1561 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:50,106 MAN: I must tell you that all of us at the firm... 1562 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:54,243 are delighted with your decision to keep the estate intact. 1563 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:57,613 I can't wait to get really acquainted with this place. 1564 01:21:57,713 --> 01:21:59,281 MAN: We'll go over everything. 1565 01:21:59,381 --> 01:22:01,384 I can even show you the dungeon. 1566 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:02,918 Unless you're afraid. 1567 01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:05,254 She's not afraid. 1568 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:07,845 YOUNG MAN: Courage is her creed. 1569 01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:11,927 How do you know my family's creed? 1570 01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:13,995 I know a lot about your family. 1571 01:22:16,398 --> 01:22:19,835 MAN: Miss Malfete, this is Francois le Combier. 1572 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,138 He's the attorney handling the French interest... 1573 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:23,706 in the estate. 1574 01:22:23,806 --> 01:22:27,343 He knows the history of the castle even better than I do. 1575 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,245 Francois, perhaps you would like... 1576 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:32,014 to be Miss Malfete's guide today? 1577 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,049 FRANCOIS: It will be my great pleasure. 1578 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,251 Mademoiselle. 1579 01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:38,120 Merci. 1580 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,555 (ANDRE SCREAMING) 1581 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:41,690 CHER SINGING: So let them say your hair's too long 1582 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,058 'Cause I don't care 1583 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:46,362 With you I can't go wrong... 1584 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,197 I have one small worry. 1585 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,665 What's that? 1586 01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,434 Who's going to protect me from the devil? 1587 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,335 Ha ha ha! 1588 01:22:53,435 --> 01:22:55,638 You got me, don't ya? 1589 01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:58,040 Yes! I got you, babe. 1590 01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,375 You got me, babe. 1591 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,377 Yeah. I got you, babe! 1592 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,279 (SINGING) I got you, babe 1593 01:23:03,379 --> 01:23:04,513 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1594 01:23:04,613 --> 01:23:05,807 I got you, babe 1595 01:23:07,249 --> 01:23:08,910 I got you, babe 1596 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:16,325 I got you, babe 1597 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:20,156 Your time will come 1598 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:31,472 Your time will come 1599 01:23:33,275 --> 01:23:37,313 Have you been a fool opposed to the groove? 1600 01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:40,916 And have you been a slave to the rhythm? 1601 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:44,920 You've been abused, forgotten, and used 1602 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:48,591 Made quite a few bad decisions 1603 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:52,361 Don't let this happen to you, baby 1604 01:23:52,461 --> 01:23:54,029 Look to yourself 1605 01:23:54,129 --> 01:23:58,067 See that there is no limit to what you can do 1606 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,302 Get it right 1607 01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:03,973 Just keep on singin' 1608 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:07,409 La di da di da 1609 01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:11,447 The band keeps playin' 1610 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:15,384 La di da di da di da 1611 01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:18,721 Just hold your head up 1612 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:22,658 Yeah, what's done is done 1613 01:24:22,758 --> 01:24:26,529 The hands are turnin' 1614 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:32,167 I know somehow, some way 1615 01:24:32,267 --> 01:24:38,695 Your time will come 1616 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:47,480 Your time will come, yeah 1617 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:56,358 Lost in the silence, don't turn to violence 1618 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:59,795 Make no mistake, there's a heaven 1619 01:24:59,895 --> 01:25:03,799 Waiting to greet you, longing to meet you 1620 01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:07,336 Don't worry, your time has come 1621 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:10,172 I'll go the distance with you 1622 01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:13,075 Only one thing I'm asking 1623 01:25:13,175 --> 01:25:16,912 One little task that I want you to do 1624 01:25:17,012 --> 01:25:20,883 It's true, it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true 1625 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:24,553 Just keep on singin' 1626 01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:27,189 La di da di da 1627 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:28,490 La di da 1628 01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:31,994 The band keeps playin' 1629 01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:34,897 La di da di da di da 1630 01:25:34,997 --> 01:25:39,101 Again, just hold your head up 1631 01:25:39,201 --> 01:25:42,338 Yeah, what's done is done 1632 01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:43,606 Yeah, yeah 1633 01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:46,909 The hands are turnin' 1634 01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:52,915 I know somehow, some way 1635 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:56,585 Your time will come 1636 01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,787 La di da di da 1637 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:05,427 Some way, your time will come 1638 01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:09,258 Your time will come, yeah 110800