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Like I do in my living room.
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Oh.
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Hey, Louie.
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What table you sitting at?
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This one.
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Thanks for the tip.
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John, you got
change for a dollar?
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Sure.
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You gave me a dollar ten.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Too late.
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Oh, well.
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Oh, no. Louie's going to play
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his favorite song.
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Oh, no. Every
time he's in a bar.
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Yeah. "The Green Berets."
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Yeah.
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♪ Feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings ♪
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Why is he playing that song?
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It's different.
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It's not any better,
but it's different.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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He's giving me a feeling.
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♪ Feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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Terrific. Hey, you look great.
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Thanks.
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How's it going, Alex?
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Oh, fine, just fine.
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Okay. I'll have a white wine.
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Beer.
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Beer. And a bourbon and water.
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Beer, please.
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Okay.
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With a twist.
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Gee, I'm sorry.
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We're out of that.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, there's a man
who knows what he likes.
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Yeah.
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♪ Feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪
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You know, it would be
nice if one of you guys
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went over there and
got him out of his misery.
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You okay, Alex?
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Excuse me. I'll go with you.
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No, I'm going to
talk to Beverly.
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Good luck. Thanks.
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Hey, uh, Beverly... listen,
I got some bad news.
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I went to the doctor.
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He told me I only
had 40 years to live.
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I don't know what to
do with all that time,
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so would you go out
with me Saturday night?
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Thanks, anyway, but I can't.
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It's because I was
kidding around, huh?
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I have this terrible habit...
I like to make girls laugh.
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Kitchy-kitchy...
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There, I did it again.
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No, look, I really
want to take you out.
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What night are you free?
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I'm sorry, Alex. I can't.
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Why not? Because
I make it a rule
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not to go out with cab drivers.
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Well, that's a stupid rule.
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Well, it's very important to me
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to keep my personal
life private, you know?
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And this is a cabbie's hangout.
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I mean, if I was a
secretary on Wall Street,
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I wouldn't go out
with the stockbrokers.
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If I was in a factory,
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I wouldn't go out
with factory workers.
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If I was a nurse in a hospital,
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I wouldn't go out
with the sick people.
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No. You mean you
wouldn't go out with doctors.
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Hey, I have my rules,
but I'm not crazy.
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♪ Feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, fee... ♪
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Hey, who killed the music?
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You did.
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Alex, I need... I
need that song.
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I'm real down.
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I need that song real bad.
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Louie, I'll give you a buck,
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you don't play that song again.
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Okay.
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Aw, you're better
off without her.
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Uh-uh. Try again.
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Can I sit down?
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No.
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It's been a rough night.
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All right, all right.
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As long as
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you're not obnoxious.
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So what are you losers up to?
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That was obnoxious?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, okay.
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I apologize.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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You bet, whoo.
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That's the first time
I ever apologized.
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But I did it because
there's something
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I really have to say.
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What's wrong?
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I got a letter
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inviting me to my 20th
high school reunion
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next Saturday...
and I'm not going.
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So what? I don't go to
my high school reunions.
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Who wants to sit around
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and watch a bunch of guys
sucking in their stomachs?
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What good would that do?
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No, you don't understand.
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I'd really like to go.
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You see, everything was really
tough for me in high school.
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Everybody was crummy
to me all the time.
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The only thing
that kept me going
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was these two promises
I made to myself.
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One was I would get
Sheila Martin to like me.
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And, two, that I'd get
even with everybody else.
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Gee, you really had it
that tough in high school?
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Oh, look, it's nothing personal,
but I put in 12 hours today...
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Everybody used to pick on me.
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I don't mean just as I
passed them in the halls.
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I mean, they used to
line up and take turns.
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I used to just
stand there and wait
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for the last guy
to take his shot.
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Yeah, we get the idea, Louie.
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Yeah, and that's only
the top of the iceberg.
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I got stories that will
tear your hearts out.
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Like what?
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Did I offend you
in any way, Elaine?
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No. I just want to
hear what happened.
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He's never opened
up to us like this before.
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And the world has
never come to an end,
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but that doesn't mean
we root for it to happen.
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Another beer, please.
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Make it two.
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There was this
guy, Stanley Tarsus.
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He was a really
nasty, rotten person.
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You know the type?
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Yeah.
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He used to play this one
trick on me all the time
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just to show that I would
fall for it every time he did it.
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What did he do?
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Alex, you got something
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on your shirt.
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That!
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Rotten person... Stanley Tarsus.
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That ain't such a bad story.
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There was this guy in my
high school, Lou Vanelli...
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He used to tear
your chest hair out
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with his bare hands.
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Gee, I miss those days.
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Okay, get ready to
sob your spleens out.
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I went to my high
school senior prom alone.
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The theme was "April love."
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April love?
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Is for the very young.
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The only reason
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I went to the prom
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was because, even though
she was with another guy,
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I just wanted to see what
Sheila looked like on prom night.
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That's how hooked I was on her.
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So I walk in,
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I say hello to a few people...
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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I tell them my date was delayed.
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She couldn't make it
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until after her Broadway
show's curtain came down.
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I had to make up
stories like that.
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Aw, Louie.
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If you're trying to
make me feel better
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how about being a little bolder?
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Stop it.
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So what happened then?
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I kept on looking for Sheila
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and this guy comes up to me...
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Stanley Tarsus,
you remember him?
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Yeah. The nose guy.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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He comes up to me, and he says,
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"Hey, Louie, how'd
you like to sit at a table
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with us and Sheila?"
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I smiled at him. I
didn't want nothing
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but to just sit where
I could look at her.
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So I walked through
this crowded gymnasium
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and I see Sheila.
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She looked so beautiful.
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She looked just
like a beautician.
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Wow!
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And I could see
she was smiling big.
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And everybody said, "Hey, Louie,
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come on over and
sit next to Sheila."
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And I figured,
"Boy, I lucked out."
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And I moved over
to the other side,
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and I saw they had
a high chair there.
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Aw.
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Well, what did you do, Louie?
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Man, what did you do?
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I says to them,
"Okay, you did it.
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"You got me good.
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Enjoy yourselves."
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They sure took my advice.
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They were still
laughing when I left.
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And I went home, and
I swore to myself then
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that one day I'd
come back a big shot...
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With all the money there was...
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And I'd walk into one of
their high school reunions
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and make them all eat crackers,
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if you know what I mean.
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And now, 20 years later,
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I'm not sure being
a taxi dispatcher
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is enough to do the job.
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Well, why don't you
just go in there and lie?
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Everybody lies.
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It's too big a job.
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It's got to be done great.
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I'm not a good enough actor.
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You know, I can't believe
you just said that, Louie.
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It's true.
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Yeah, I know,
but, like, incredible.
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It's what I was just thinking.
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What?
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Okay, now,
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the important thing is
that they're convinced
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that you turned
out great, right?
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Yeah.
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It's basically an acting job.
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Ohh, I know what
you're thinking.
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That would be great!
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What would be
great? I want great.
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Yeah? You're kidding.
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I mean, do you really think so?
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Don't tease.
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All right.
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Let me explain one
thing to start out with.
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Now, I've been studying
you for a long time, Louie.
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And I know that, if I ever
got any acting breaks,
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that I'd want to use,
like, a lot of things
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that you have in certain roles.
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I mean, you're an
extraordinary character, Louie.
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Yeah, so?
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Sometimes, when
you're yelling at me,
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I can't concentrate
on what you're saying
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'cause what I'm concentrating
on are your character traits...
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You know, the way
your eyes pop out,
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and the way that vein
stands out in your neck,
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and the spit that gets in
the corner of your mouth.
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Yeah.
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It's everything, you know?
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The way you walk, the
way you use your voice.
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I want the part, Louie.
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I want to go into that reunion
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and convince them
that I'm Louie De Palma.
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Now, maybe I can't
get any acting jobs
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but, if I can pull this off,
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I know I'm going
in the right direction.
263
00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:50,558
Let me do it,
Louie. I want to do it.
264
00:11:50,593 --> 00:11:52,026
Let me be Louie De Palma
265
00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:53,577
at the reunion.
266
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,964
It's impossible.
267
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,531
It's not.
268
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,500
It's 20 years later, right?
269
00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,168
Everybody's changed.
270
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:03,004
I'll make my hair dark.
271
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,521
I grew in college.
272
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,941
I'm too complex a person.
273
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,276
You can't be me.
274
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,123
You can't be me.
275
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,279
It won't work.
276
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,647
It won't work.
277
00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:15,350
It's crazy. It's crazy.
278
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:18,425
You can't talk like me.
You can't talk like me.
279
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,338
Maybe it would work.
Maybe it would work.
280
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:12,840
My name's Louie De Palma.
281
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,877
May I have my tag, please?
282
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,715
Thanks.
283
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,051
Louie?
284
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,653
Louie De Palma?
285
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:26,848
Yeah.
286
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,406
George. Georgie Wilson.
287
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,308
George!
288
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,277
Gee, you've changed so much.
289
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,744
You look taller.
290
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,079
Well, yeah.
291
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,915
It's a weird thing.
292
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,761
I shot up in college.
293
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,730
They wrote it up in all
the medical journals.
294
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,654
Well, it's great
to see you again.
295
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,901
Who we kidding?
296
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,869
It wasn't so hot the first time.
297
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,470
Hey, George, seen Sheila?
298
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,461
Sure. She's right over there.
299
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,662
Thanks.
300
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:02,723
Hi.
301
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,792
Oh, hi.
302
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,927
Pretty tame reunion, huh?
303
00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:10,531
I got a hunch it's
going to liven up some.
304
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:11,766
Louie?
305
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:14,435
Uh, Louie De Palma?
306
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,770
Louie?!
307
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:17,104
I'd stop you,
308
00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:19,840
but I like the
sound of your voice.
309
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:21,020
But... I mean...
310
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,610
But what? You're surprised
311
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,545
I'm too big for the high chair?
312
00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:25,446
What do you mean?
313
00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:26,948
You don't remember?
314
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,584
Senior prom, April love.
315
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,185
I come over.
316
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,687
High chair.
317
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:33,854
Huh, huh, huh?
318
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:37,024
Oh, yeah, I did
do that, didn't I?
319
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,358
Did you...?
320
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,372
It was just the group, Louie.
321
00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:42,541
I mean, a bunch of us got high
322
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:44,710
even before we got to the prom.
323
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,366
I'm so embarrassed.
324
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:50,371
I don't know how I'm
going to make it up to you.
325
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:55,243
Well, uh, that's one of the
purposes of this evening.
326
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,860
To figure it out.
327
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,213
May I have this dance?
328
00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:18,765
Wonder how I'm
doing at the reunion.
329
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:21,869
I'm sure you're
doing great, Louie.
330
00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:29,026
It was swell of
Bobby to go for me.
331
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,729
I wonder if he met Sheila yet.
332
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,215
Yeah, he might be
with her right now.
333
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,184
Must be something
really lousy with my life
334
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,871
if I couldn't go there and
admit I was a dispatcher.
335
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,291
Oh, everyone's a little unhappy,
336
00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:45,437
wishing they were
doing something else.
337
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:51,816
Hey, you're wearing
your jacket tonight.
338
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,518
Yeah. Hard to tell
I'm a cab driver, huh?
339
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,949
Till I stand, and
you hear the rattle
340
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,556
of $70 in change.
341
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,298
What?
342
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,511
Would you quit kidding
around for just a minute?
343
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,796
Oh. Did you hear
what's happening
344
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,102
at the reunion tonight?
345
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,182
Is Bobby still going
through with it?
346
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,751
Yeah, he's going
through with it.
347
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,302
He's got an incredible disguise.
348
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:20,144
That's him right there.
349
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,880
Alex, just be sure
and tell me the details
350
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,160
when you find out
what's happening.
351
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,745
I really do want to hear.
352
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,619
Really? Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,683
Hey, Louie, would
you mind paying now?
354
00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:32,434
I'm getting off in five minutes.
355
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,607
That's all right.
356
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,109
I'll take care of it.
357
00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,578
Hey, uh, what if I
walked you home?
358
00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:39,180
Don't be hard on us.
359
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,859
Come on, we've
been through this.
360
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,600
No, it's not what
you're thinking.
361
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,768
Haven't you heard?
The news is full of it.
362
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,238
Packs of wild dogs
roaming the streets.
363
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,640
I just thought you might
want someone along
364
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,275
to hurl his body at them.
365
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,972
Listen, I'll see you tomorrow.
366
00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:55,929
I want you to give me
all the details, okay?
367
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,484
And they say
rejection isn't fun.
368
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,902
You know, I'm dying here,
369
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,171
not knowing what's
going on over there.
370
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:05,706
You know what I mean? Huh?
371
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:07,224
Yeah.
372
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:11,229
What would be the harm
if I just strolled over there
373
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,629
and took a peek?
374
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,281
No, no, eh, no.
375
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:17,702
No.
376
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,138
Surely, there's a
remote possibility.
377
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,456
No.
378
00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:28,028
Yeah. Yeah.
379
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:29,380
No, no, no, no, no.
380
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,249
Yeah.
381
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,567
No, no.
382
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,073
Louie, did you just say
383
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:41,169
you're going to go to
the reunion tonight?
384
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,509
Yeah, I'm going to go.
385
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,763
You want to come?
386
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,532
Just the question
I wanted to hear.
387
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,850
Yeah, I would.
388
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,185
Okay, let's go.
389
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,187
I'll be with you in a minute.
390
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:55,889
Right.
391
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,710
What happened? How
come you're so happy?
392
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,373
'Cause Louie decided
to go over to the reunion
393
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,208
and see how Bobby's
doing, and I'm going with him.
394
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:04,865
Alex, I'd love to come.
395
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,367
I'd like you to come,
396
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,614
but I know how you
feel about cab drivers,
397
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:11,718
and I respect you. I respect
you, Beverly. I really do.
398
00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:26,787
♪ At the hop ♪
399
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:29,857
♪ You can rock and roll ♪
400
00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,092
♪ You can dance,
you can stroll ♪
401
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:33,260
♪ At the hop ♪
402
00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:35,178
♪ You can make it ♪
403
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,380
♪ You can shake it ♪
404
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,748
♪ At the hop ♪
405
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:46,257
♪ Yeah, let's go to the hop ♪
406
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,259
♪ Let's go to the hop... ♪
407
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,340
Louie.
408
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,908
Lou?
409
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,410
Don't worry about it.
410
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,011
Remember me?
411
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,348
Oh, yeah. I do.
412
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,449
Hi, Stanley.
413
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,669
Stanley Tarsus.
414
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:51,805
Come over here, Stanley.
415
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,206
Hey, how you doing?
416
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,558
Oh, real good.
417
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,692
Real good.
418
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,861
Wait for me, okay?
419
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,128
Oh, sure.
420
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,042
Hey, that's one high-price
421
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,933
piece of goods
you're wearing there,
422
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,401
Stanley, my man.
423
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,031
Hey, you must be
doing real good.
424
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:09,040
Oh, I have no complaints,
financially speaking.
425
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,440
Is that right?
426
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:14,094
Yeah. You see, I'm a
waiter at the Park Pavilion.
427
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,929
Oh, great.
428
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,365
They promoted you from busboy.
429
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,384
I don't think you understand.
430
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,988
That means that I
make $20,000 a year.
431
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,489
That's just in salary.
432
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,492
I make another $40,000 in tips,
433
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,828
of which I declare
about $10,000,
434
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:35,265
which gives me the equivalent
of about $100,000 a year.
435
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,768
Now, how are you doing, Louie?
436
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,938
Well, not nearly as
good, I'm afraid to say.
437
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,440
I've only got a
civil service job.
438
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,960
I'm an auditor for the
Internal Revenue Service.
439
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,404
Not a good night
for you, is it, Stan?
440
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,034
Especially with you being
441
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,369
on your way to
jail and everything.
442
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,272
Ooh! Ooh! You even
spilled something on your tie.
443
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,429
Where?
444
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,630
There.
445
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,691
You are quite a
man, Louie De Palma.
446
00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:21,028
I figure you're about
100 proof yourself, Sheila.
447
00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,563
Thank you.
448
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,877
Hey, watch where you're going.
449
00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:27,379
You got to excuse me.
450
00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:29,214
This is the worst night
451
00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:30,738
of my entire life.
452
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,925
That was Stanley Tarsus.
453
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,243
Him? He was...
454
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:37,973
Oh-ho! Bobby
did it. Bobby did it.
455
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,140
It really worked.
456
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,776
I never thought it would,
457
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,978
'cause it was the craziest stunt
458
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,145
in the world.
459
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,480
I thought of it.
460
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,805
I love that you thought of it.
461
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,641
Well, I didn't think of it.
462
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,977
I love you for admitting
463
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,378
that you didn't think of it.
464
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,380
I can't lose tonight.
465
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,282
Let's dance close
466
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,599
and pretend not to notice.
467
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,256
Not bad.
468
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,809
Not bad at all.
469
00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:14,081
All these mo-mos trying
to learn how to do my steps,
470
00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:17,317
wishing they were with my girl.
471
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:22,656
I feel real good.
472
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:25,826
And yet...
473
00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,327
No, no, no.
474
00:22:27,362 --> 00:22:29,157
Anything you say beyond that
475
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,949
has to fall in the category
of pushing it, Louie.
476
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,317
I just want to
touch Sheila's hair.
477
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,988
I've always wanted to do
that ever since high school.
478
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,707
Don't do it, Louie.
479
00:22:39,742 --> 00:22:42,375
Why not?
480
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:44,612
What harm could it do?
481
00:22:44,647 --> 00:22:46,446
Come on.
482
00:22:47,749 --> 00:22:49,461
Yeah, I guess you're right.
483
00:22:49,485 --> 00:22:50,584
Go ahead.
484
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,188
Oh!
485
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,556
Whoa! Whoa!
486
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,801
I don't know about anybody else,
487
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,887
but I'm really enjoying myself!
488
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,840
Thank you!
489
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,677
Oh, thank you.
490
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,851
Oh, see you!
491
00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:31,618
Night, Mr. Walters.
492
00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:32,653
Mmm.32920
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