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ANNOUNCER:
And now,Death Valley Days.
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♪♪ [ trumpet ]
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Hyah! Yah!
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Yah! Yah!
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Howdy, folks.
I'’m the Old Ranger,
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and I have another
interesting true story for you
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about the historic
Death Valley country.
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Maybe you folks think
that social life
in a desert mining camp
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was on the simple side,
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but wait till you hear the story
I'’m gonna tell you tonight
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about Death Valley'’s...
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♪♪ [ wedding march ]
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The day shift
is just knocking off
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at the Anniversary Mine.
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The lonely hearts column.
That'’s what Tiny was reading.
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I was not.
It was lining
my dinner pail.
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And who packed
your dinner pail, Tiny?
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Well, Aggie, I reckon.You reckon?
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You know darn well
it was Aggie.
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Oh, shut up.
What'’s it to ya anyway?
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[ both laugh ]
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Come on.
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George is jealous, Tiny,
but don'’t let that stop ya.
If you want--
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I got no intentions
of marrying anybody,
let alone that hasher.
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Say, Aggie'’d make
a fine wife.
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A good, hard worker.
Got real character.
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Well, if she'’s such
an all-fired bargain,
why don'’t you marry her?
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I already got a girl.
Besides, Aggie'’s all right
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if you just get
the right slant on her.
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See what I mean?
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Real neat caboose.Real neat.
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Nice underpinnings too.
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And a good framework.
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Just picture her
without that dress.
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I mean, dolled up
in some real fancy duds.
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Yeah, that would
change her.
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[ sighs ]
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Oh, but it wouldn'’t
change that face.
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And I wouldn'’t marry her
for any amount of money.
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[ men laughing ]
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I'’m awfully sorry.
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[ laughing continues ]
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Not for any amount
of money, says he,
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and then, whoosh,
the water hits him
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just like
in a Vaudeville act.
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[ laughter ]
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Boy, if he couldn'’t
stand her before,
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she'’ll sure be
poison to him now.
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He was just talking.
He'’d marry her for a price.
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A price?Sure.
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If there was enough in it,
any girl'’d look good to a guy.
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Not Aggie.
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Let'’s make him
an offer and see.
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Oh, no. I'’m not putting up
my hard-earned dough
just to find out--
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I don'’t mean money.
Securities.
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What securities?
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Shares in the Desert
Queen Mine, remember?
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Do I?
I blew two months'’ wages
on that there stock,
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and it ain'’t worth enough now
to buy me a drink.
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You were in good company.
Every man in camp
did the same thing.
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It'’ll be a cinch to raise
fifty thousand dollars'’ worth.
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Then we'’ll offer it to Tiny
as bait for marrying Aggie.
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Aw, Tiny would know
it wasn'’t worth nothing.
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Not a chance.
He wasn'’t around here
in them days. Remember?
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Yeah, that'’s right.
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Boy, this is
gonna be good.
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I can see Tiny'’s face now
as you make him the proposition.
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You'’re offering me $50,000?
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The day you get hitched
to Aggie.
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Who are you kidding?
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How would
a hard-rock miner like you
get that kind of money?
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From my uncle,
who just died
and left it to me.
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Here'’s the letter
from his lawyer.
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See that? $50,000
in the Desert Queen Mine.
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Jeepers creepers!
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But why are you
giving it to me?
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Because you'’re the only one
that can help me, pal.
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See, my girl in San Berdu,
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who'’s got more than five times
what my uncle left me--
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well, she thinks that there'’s
something between Aggie and me.
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But if you was
to marry Aggie,
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well, that'’d prove
that there'’s nothing
to that something.
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If you don'’t help him out,
he'’s a dead duck.
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Well, why don'’t you
help him out?
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Well, I-I--Even Aggie
wouldn'’t marry Russ.
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He'’s too stupid.Yeah.
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Besides, I'’d like
to see ya happy.
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I am happy.
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Man was not meant
to live alone.
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Remember the animals
on the ark?
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Two by two,
male and female.
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Well, I got nothing
against getting married
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or the $50,000, but--
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But that Aggie--
Gosh!
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You'’ve got to expect
to make some sacrifices
for $50,000.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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I'’ll think about it.
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[ mining train approaching ]
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[ chattering ]
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Hey, look!
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Four bits!
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That'’s funny.
I didn'’t see it.
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You know what it means?
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It'’s a sign someone's
coming into some money.
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It is?
Yeah. And I can
tell you who.
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Who?Tiny Stoker.
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Tiny?Didn'’t you know?
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Uh-uh.Told me today.
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Quite a fortune,
I understand.
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Seems some relative died
or something.
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Oh, the lucky cuss.
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Here, Aggie.
For your good luck.
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Thank you.
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[ sighs ]Sit down, Aggie.
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Best time of day, this.
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The last of the dishes done,
and nothing to do till tomorrow.
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[ sighs ]How do you know
Aggie'’s got nothing to do?
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Oh?
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No. I haven'’t.
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A girl who works as hard
as Aggie does all day
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doesn'’t wanna go
stepping out evenings.
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She needs
her beauty sleep.
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What I mean is, uh--
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I could sleep
from now till doomsday,
and I wouldn'’t be pretty.
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Handsome is
as handsome does.
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That'’s what
my mother taught me.
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Didn'’t she, Dalton?
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Your-- Your mother had
some mighty queer notions.
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I'’ve never known a girl
with a nicer disposition
than you, Aggie,
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or one who'’s neater
or more dependable.
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That don'’t seem to be enough
to get a husband.
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Oh, shucks.
You'’ve got a lot of time.
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I waited until I was 30
for Dalt here.
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Didn'’t I, Dalton?35.
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Ya see?
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Mr. Right will come along
one of these days, and--
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Don'’t you
give up hope.
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I gave that up long ago.
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Guess I'’ll go to bed.
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[ mining train bell clanging ]
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[ brakes screech ]
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TINY:
Evenin'’, folks.
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Howdy, Tiny.Evenin'’.
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I was going down to the junction
to pick up the mail,
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and I was wondering
if you'’d like to ride along,
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Miss Aggie.Me?
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But maybe you got
something better to do.
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She certainly hasn'’t.
You go along with him, Aggie.
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Yes!
I'’d like to very much.
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Well, I declare!
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Do you suppose
he'’s Mr. Right?
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Right or wrong,
she better make the most of it.
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[ bell clanging ]
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[ brakes screech ]
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What are we
stopping here for?
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Oh, there'’s some rocks
on the track.
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Sam'’ll get 'em off.Oh.
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[ sighs ]
It'’s a beautiful night,
isn'’t it?
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Yeah. Guess it is.
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Aggie, I, uh--I, uh--
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Yes?
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I wonder if Sam needs
any help with those rocks.
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You know, this is the second
nice thing that'’s happened
to me today.
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First, one of the boys
picked up four bits
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where I was sweeping
and gave it to me,
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and then you asked me
to go riding.
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I wonder what
the third thing will be.
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"The third thing"?
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Well, things always happen
in threes, you know?
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Well, I always thought
they happened in twos,
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like, uh, animals
in the ark.
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Male and female.
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Why, Mr. Stoker!
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You were saying,
about the birds and the beasts?
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Well, man'’s the same.
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He pairs off.
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Yes?
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Well, I was thinking
I would myself, maybe,
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if I could find
the right running mate.
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You were?
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Yeah.
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Well, would you?
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Would I what?
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Be my running mate.
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You mean, marry you?
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Oh, Tiny, yes!
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[ clanging ]
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Hold still.
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I'’m trying to.
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The church
is sure filling up. [ chattering ]
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This is a big event.
And Tiny'’s sure
a real fancy-looking groom.
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What time'’s
it getting to be?
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The bride'’ll be here
any minute.
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Uh, give me another snort.
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You gotta stand up
in front of all them folks.
Don'’t forget.
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Yeah, but I need a drink.
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Gotta stay sober enough
to repeat your vows.
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I said, give me
another drink.
[ sighs ]
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[ quietly ]
The bride'’s coming.
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Hurry up.
Get in that back door
and take your place.
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No. I'’m not
going through with it.
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[ together ]
What?
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No. I can'’t do it.For 50,000?
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No, I'’m--
I'’m thinking of Aggie.
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I-- I couldn'’t play
such a dirty trick on her.
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What do you mean,
"dirty trick"?
You'’re doing her a favor.
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Yeah. You'’re making
her happy.
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Think of how she'’d feel
if ya backed out now.
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Why, folks would laugh her
clean out of the territory.
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Yeah, I--
I-I guess it would be worse.
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All right. I'’ll--
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I'’ll go through with it.
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♪♪ [ wedding march ][ exhales forcefully ]
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[ laughter, chatter ][ clanging ]
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Good-bye!Bye!
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[ shouting farewells ]
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MAN:
Bye!
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Well, this is
as far as we go.
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From now on,
you'’re on your own.
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[ laughing ]
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Best hasher
the Waldorf ever had.
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And now you'’ve
stolen her from us.
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Oh, you big, bad man, you.[ laughs ]
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I ain'’t over
the surprise yet.[ laughs ]
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But congratulations.
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Now you can have "Mrs." carved
on your tombstone, Aggie.
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Isn'’t it wonderful?
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Uh, would you excuse me?
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A couple of the boys
wanna see me.
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I can guess why.
[ laughing ]
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Don'’t be gone long, dear.No, I won'’t.
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I never did get a good look
at your ring, Aggie.
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Oh, my,
that'’s pretty!
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It'’ll look prettier
once my hands ain'’t so red
and rough from washin'’.
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Well, you'’ll still
be doing your own washin'’.
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Maybe not.
Maybe I'’ll have a hired girl.
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On a miner'’s wages?
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Tiny'’s coming into
some money very soon.
Quite a fortune.
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You don'’t say!I didn'’t know!
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It'’s kind of a secret.
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I just heard about it
myself by accident.
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Ohh! Not only a husband,
but a rich one.
243
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:55,008
Oh, Aggie!
244
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,967
Seems almost too good
to be true, don'’t it?
245
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:01,536
When he could'’ve had
any girl he wanted,
246
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,494
he picked me.
247
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,372
Gosh almighty!
A whole sackful of money.
248
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,724
What in blazes--Stock certificates.
249
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:19,510
The Desert Queen Mine.$50,000 face value.
250
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,687
Well, can I sell this stock
and get the cash?
251
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,689
All you need to do
is find a buyer.
252
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,127
But if I was you, Tiny,
I'’d hang on to it.
253
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:31,087
Why?Well, stocks don'’t stay
the same price all the time.
254
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,872
You mean, if I hold on
to this stock,
255
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,439
that maybe it'’ll be
worth more someday?
256
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,355
Who knows?
257
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,792
Gosh. Thanks, fellas.
258
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,446
Thanks for everything.
259
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,061
A homely wife
and a sackful of bum stock.
260
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,628
What a honeymoon
he'’s gonna have.
261
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,327
...and three-- 1,500.
262
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,765
And 250-- 1,750.
263
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,334
That makes $50,000.
264
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,205
You know,
this is the first time
I'’ve counted higher
265
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,338
than a hundred in my life.
266
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:07,732
I just wish there was some way
we could thank '’em for it.
267
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:11,475
Thank who?The relatives who died
and left it to ya.
268
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,695
Who told you that? George and Russ.
269
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:17,829
Well--At least, that'’s what
I thought they said.
270
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,962
What'’s the matter?
271
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,183
Well, Aggie,
nobody really died.
272
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,880
You see...
273
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,447
Well, I-- I--
274
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,624
I was supposed
to come into this money
when I got married.
275
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,626
I'’m glad.
I'’d hate to think
276
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,977
of anybody else'’s sorrow
when I'’m so happy.
277
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,413
Are you, Aggie?
278
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,286
Happier than I ever
thought I could be.
279
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,332
And this money has nothing
to do with it, Tiny.
280
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:46,380
I'’d feel just the same
if you didn'’t have a cent.
281
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,557
Thanks.
282
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,220
Oh, Mr. Loomis!
283
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,222
Oh, mornin'’, Mrs. Stoker.
284
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:06,052
I, uh, wanted to ask you
how I go about cashing in
these securities.
285
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,099
Desert Queen Mine?
Where'’d you get them?
286
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,709
They'’re part of
an inheritance.
287
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,451
Tiny got fifty thousand
dollars'’ worth when he married.
288
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,150
We'’re saving most of it,
but I wanted to get
a little money
289
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,718
to pay for some furniture
and things I ordered
for the house.
290
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,373
Well, you'’ll never get
any money for these,
Mrs. Stoker.
291
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,680
They'’re worthless.
292
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,464
Worthless?
293
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,032
There hasn'’t been any trading
in Desert Queen for two years.
294
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,816
Not since
the mine closed down.
295
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,818
I'’m sorry, Mrs. Stoker. I--
296
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,386
I'’m afraid somebody's
played a joke on you.
297
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,954
A pretty cruel joke.
298
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,175
This is some of the stock
the boys were collecting
around the camp.
299
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,873
They said they were gonna paper
Miners'’ Hall with it.
300
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,746
[ chuckles ]
I even threw in
a few thousand shares myself.
301
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:53,055
Was it George Titus
and Russ Jenkins?
302
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,014
Yes, ma'’am.
303
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,035
Hi, Aggie.
304
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,559
Tiny got off at the trestle
and took the shortcut home.
305
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,866
I wasn'’t waiting for Tiny.
I was waiting for you two.
306
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,565
Why'’d you give him that
worthless Desert Queen stock?
307
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,958
Why?We was just playing a joke.
308
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,483
A joke? I suppose
you'’d think it's a joke
309
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,615
to hit a man on the head
with a sledgehammer,
310
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,182
run over him
with a carload of ore!
311
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,358
Oh, no,
it ain'’t that bad.
312
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,665
No. Besides, anybody
with any brains
313
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,450
would'’ve knowed
that stock was no good.
314
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,974
So, you think a man
has no brains
because he'’s honest
315
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,107
and sincere
and trusts his friends?
316
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,891
Well, let me
tell you something.
317
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,676
I'’d rather have
one man like Tiny
318
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,505
than a hundred-- thousand
smart alecks like you two!
319
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,855
You'’re going to him,
explain what you did.
Do you hear me?
320
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,249
And I'’ll give you just
15 minutes to do it.
321
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,077
Now get!
322
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,437
By gosh!
She'’s in love with the guy.
323
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,750
Hey, Tiny!
Ya home?
324
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,710
Tiny!
325
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,413
What'’s up, fellas?Well, we just come by, Tiny,
326
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,285
to tell you
that the Desert Queen
327
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,461
seems to have
took a slump.
328
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:37,507
Yeah? How far down?
329
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,641
Well, I'’m afraid
she'’s hit rock bottom.
330
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,643
Well, what does that mean?
331
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,385
The stock ain'’t worth
a good gol darn.
332
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,388
Well, when did you
find this out?
333
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,392
Oh, about two years ago.
[ chuckling ]
334
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,133
Two years?
335
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,048
Yeah.[ chuckling ]
336
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,050
And you unloaded it
on me?
337
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,966
Oh, we were just
having some fun.
338
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,230
And you haven'’t got
any girl in San Berdu?
339
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,363
No. I just made that up
to sound convincin'’.
340
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,191
[ both chuckling ]
341
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,845
[ chuckles ]
342
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,020
[ both laughing ]
343
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,935
[ laughing ]
344
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,424
So you guys think it'’s fun,
345
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,166
getting a guy to marry a girl
under false pretenses?
346
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,472
Well, you guys
are getting off easy.
347
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,431
But let me warn you.
348
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,433
If you as much
as breathe a word to Aggie
349
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,652
about me being bribed
to marry her,
350
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,481
I'’ll tamp you in a hole
with a dynamite charge.
351
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,837
By gosh!
He'’s in love with her.
352
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,975
When you come home tonight,
some of my new house fixings
oughta be here.
353
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,413
Every time I look
at this sack of junk,
354
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:00,416
I feel like smacking George
and Russ all over again.
355
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:03,985
Then why don'’t you throw it away
or set a match to it?
356
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,465
No. I'’m gonna keep it.
357
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,597
Just to remind me
what a sucker I was.
358
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,686
You shouldn'’t look at it
that way, Tiny.
359
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,733
After all, the stock
didn'’t cost you anything.
360
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,042
You'’ve been a mighty good
sport about it, Aggie,
361
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,827
going back to workand all.
362
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,090
I don'’t mind.
I always have worked.
363
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,092
And you know
something, Tiny?
364
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:28,139
Money don'’t really matter
when you love somebody.
365
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:37,018
Aggie-- Aggie, I--
366
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,976
I had no intention
of telling you this,
367
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,806
but I gotta
be honest with ya.
368
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,592
That stock
George gave me, why--
369
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,943
Well, it was more than
a wedding present. It--
370
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,033
It was a bribe
to marry you.
371
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,383
Go on, Tiny.
372
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,559
Well, there ain'’t
much more to say,
373
00:20:56,603 --> 00:21:01,564
except that I feel lower than
a mine shaft about it, and--
374
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,523
Well, I'’m sorry.
375
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,829
For me or for yourself?
376
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,310
Well, for you.
377
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,661
Thanks, Tiny,
for telling me.
378
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,489
You ain'’t sore?
379
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:17,493
Why should I be sore
because you thought
enough of me to be honest?
380
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,713
No, Tiny.
I'’m proud.
381
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,237
I'’m proud that
I'’m your wife.
382
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:28,330
Aggie, I used to think
you were homely,
383
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:31,986
but right now you'’re
the prettiest girl
in the whole world.
384
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,857
[ bell clanging ]
385
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,946
I gotta go.
Day shift'’s ready.
386
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,688
But I'’ll be back
at one minute after 5:00.
387
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,912
Here. Take this blasted
mining stock and burn it.
388
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,957
[ clanging continues ]
389
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,179
[ bell clangs ]
390
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,273
Tiny! Hey, tiny!
391
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,362
What'’s the matter, Mr. Loomis?
Something happen at the mine?
392
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,321
Yeah. Yeah--
I mean, no,
not at ours.
393
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,671
To Desert Queen.What about
the Desert Queen?
394
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:07,500
Well, uncovered
a new vein,
just by accident.
395
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,502
The one that petered out
a couple of years ago--
396
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,982
that was just a spur,
and this is a main lode.
397
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,332
You mean a strike?
398
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,246
Has a vein as wide
as a city street,
399
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:16,900
and it goes straight
through to China.
400
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,380
As rich as all get-out.
401
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,730
Desert Queen'’s stock
is going up like a skyrocket.
402
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,167
It was quoted today
at $5 a share.
403
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,779
Well, you know what
that means to you folks.
404
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,740
Now, Tiny, you hold on
to that stock,
405
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,613
'’cause it'll probably go up
to ten or maybe even 20.
406
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,267
We can'’t.
We burnt it.
407
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,704
You what?
408
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:41,316
I told Aggie
just the other day
to set a match to it.
409
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,101
Oh, Tiny!But I didn'’t, Tiny.
410
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:47,278
Aggie!I couldn'’t bare to see it
all go up in smoke--
411
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:48,758
our only wedding present.
412
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,370
Oh, sweetheart!
413
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,590
Boy, now, you put that
in the bank before something
really does happen to it.
414
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,505
All except
a few thousand shares.
415
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,594
Those I'’m gonna cash.What for?
416
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:02,685
To throw the biggest
wingding honeymoon
a bride and groom ever had.
417
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,819
And that'’s just what they did.
418
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,430
England, France...
419
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,478
Egypt,
420
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,306
India,
421
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,874
the Orient,
422
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:21,443
then back to San Francisco,
and home.
423
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,316
I'’ve got plenty
of sandwiches here.
424
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,536
[ chattering ]
425
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,801
I hope that you all like
the ham sandwiches.
426
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,195
Leave the food alone now,
all of ya.
427
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:37,111
Gangway! Gangway!
428
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,678
[ laughing ]Hey!
429
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:42,464
Oh, Dalt, you shouldn'’t have
brought that out so soon.
430
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,640
It'’ll get hot
before they get here.
431
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:46,686
Well, they'’ll be here
pretty soon.
432
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,644
Oh, if Sam ended up
in the junction all right,
433
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,994
and if the old train
didn'’t break down.
434
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:52,822
[ mining train bell clanging ]
435
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,345
That'’s them!
436
00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:56,347
Oh![ chattering ]
437
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:59,002
I'’m so excited
I can hardly wait.
438
00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,964
[ chattering continues ]
439
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,356
Tiny!
440
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,185
[ overlapping shouting ]
441
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:11,058
Tiny!Aggie!
442
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:13,016
Welcome home!
443
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,888
[ shouting continues ]
444
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,766
Oh, Aggie, my dear!
445
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:26,639
Hello, Mrs. Duff.
446
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,336
[ all gasp ]
447
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:32,383
Oh, Aggie,
you'’re beautiful!
448
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,863
She always was.
449
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,778
Just took a little money
to bring it out.
450
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:39,129
Well, come on. Let'’s get
the homecoming party started.
451
00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,305
Let'’s go.Tiny, she'’s a humdinger.
452
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,264
[ chattering ]
453
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,273
How does she look, boys?
454
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,493
Like a million dollars.
455
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:08,245
Which all goes to prove
that everything in life
456
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,291
is something of a gamble,
457
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:12,380
from marriage
to the stock market.
458
00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,862
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