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OLD RANGER:
And now,
Death Valley Days.
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♪♪ [ trumpets ]
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Howdy, folks.
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I'’m the Old Ranger,
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and I have
another interesting,
true story for you
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about the historic
Death Valley country.
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This is a story
that tickles all husbands
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and infuriates
most wives.
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It'’s about
a desert couple,
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who, after prospecting
for many years,
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finally hit pay dirt
in the Death Valley region
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and started working
their mine.
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As we open, though,
on the story of...
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[chattering]
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Henry Riggs
isn'’t working.
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He'’s enjoying
a little relaxation
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with some of his cronies
in camp.
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Come on, bones,
hit the road, I bet my load.
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Ha!
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Eight!
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Three ways to make it--
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ha! Six!
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That'’s a big part of--
eight is what we want,
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Good old eight.
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Eight-er from Decatur.
Six and two.
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Five and three,
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four and four.
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Any way you wanna make it
is all right with me.
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Are you warm enough?
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All right,
let me have it!
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Elvira.
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You men get,
and be quick about it!
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The idea of turnin'’ my home
into a gamblin'’ joint!
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If I catch
you at it again,
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I'’ll use this shovel
on your heads
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instead of your pants.
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So, I send you to town
to buy a new pickaxe,
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and this is where
you wind up
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while I slave
in the mine all day.
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Well, if--
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if you'’d sell our strike
like I'’ve been begging you to,
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you wouldn'’t have to slave
in the mine all day.
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We could get 10 or 20 thousand
for it, I know.
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And that'’s all you know.
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Here,
take a look at these.
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[ sniffs ]
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Smells like high-grade.
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If it ain'’t,
my name ain'’t Elvira Riggs.
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Where'’d you get it?From the mine.
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I set a charge at the end
of the drift today
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and uncovered it.
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You don'’t say.
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You know,
that just proves my point.
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I knew we'’d find richer
stuff in that strike
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if we just didn'’t
go up half-cocked,
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and sell it too quick.
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Yes, sir,
I had a feeling.
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Aw, shut up.
You ain'’t had a feeling
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since the day the oil bucket
fell on ya.
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Well, Mr. Johnson,
what do you think?
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You'’ve got a nice
property here.
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We like it.
We, uh--
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I'’ll make a report
to my company
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in San Francisco,
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with the recommendation
to buy.
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Fine, fine.
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For how much?
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[exhales]
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60 thousand dollars.
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60 thousand?
Sold!
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Not enough.
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Elvira--
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Not enough.
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Yeah, not nearly
enough.
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What figure
did you have in mind?
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80 thousand.
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80?
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That would include
the whole, uh--
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group of claims?
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No, just this main one.
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Yeah, this main one.
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"The Hot Tamale."
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I named it--
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after a girl I met once.
[chuckles]
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Uh-- years
and years ago,
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before I was married.
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Well, you give us an option
on the property, and, uh--
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we'’ll let you have
an answer.
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When?
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Within a week.
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It'’s a deal.
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It'’s a deal.
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Yeah.
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[ clock ticking ]
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Henry,
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put the bottle back.
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Thought I'’d have
a little drink to celebrate.
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There ain'’t nothing
to celebrate yet.
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Mr. Johnson said--
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Said he'’d recommend
that they buy.
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I'’ll believe it
when the papers are signed.
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Well, then I gotta keep
my hopes up.
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Put the bottle back.
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Henry.
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[ clock ticking ]
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Sometimes I think
I'’m married
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to the whole
Ten Commandments.
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Henry Riggs,
that'’s sacrilege.
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[ loud knocking ]
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[ panting ]
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What'’s the matter, Bob?
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I got--
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I gotta, a--
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a telegram for you.
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From the mining company
in San Francisco?
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Well, let me have it.
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I-- I was--
[ panting ]
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I was too excited
to--
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to-- to write it down.
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Well, what did they say?
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[ coughing ]
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"Will pay
70 thousand cash
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for Hot Tamale."
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Signed, Johnson.
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Elvira, we'’re rich.
We'’re rich!
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We'’re rich!
[ laughs ]
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Wow, we got more money
than you can shake a stick at.
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Stop it, stop it!
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You still have to go
to San Francisco
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to close the deal.
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Oh, well I'’ll go tonight.
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Oh, there ain'’t no stage
tonight.
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Well, I'’ll go to town
and wait for it.
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And I know right where
you'’ll wait--
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in the saloon
with the fellas.
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Well,
you'’ll stay right here
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and leave
in the morning sober.
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[ laughs ]
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There you are, Henry.
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One round-trip ticket
to San Francisco and return.
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And here'’s your change,
Elvira.
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Thank you, Bob.
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Now, let'’s see.
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Allowing about a week
for travel
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and a couple of days
in the city,
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you shouldn'’t be gone
more than ten days.
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You realize, Elvira,
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this is the first time
we'’ve been separated
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since we was married.
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26 years come November.
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I'’ll bring you a present
from the city.
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A new dress, maybe.
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I don'’t need
any new dresses.
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You put that money
in the bank
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the minute you get it.
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And not bring it back
here with me?
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Certainly not.
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I'’d feel much safer,
an amount like that,
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having it in a city bank.
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Then we can figure out
how we'’re going to invest it.
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Um, maybe they can give me
some ideas up there.
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And Henry,
don'’t you go around
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talking to everybody
about our pile.
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Oh, Elvira,
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what do you think I am,
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a hick?
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And, Henry,
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no drinking.
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Not until that money
is safely banked.
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Not one solitary drop.
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STAGE WORKER:
All aboard!
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Well, good-bye, Elvira.
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Good-bye, Henry.
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Why, Henry,
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you haven'’t kissed me
in years.
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I haven'’t taken a trip
in years.
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MAN:Giddyap!
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Giddyap!
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[ spurring horses ]
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Well, Elvira Riggs,
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what on earth
are you doing?
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Workin'’.
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I should think
you'’d be taking it easy.
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Why?
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Well, with all that money
you got.
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Or, uh--
didn'’t the deal go through?
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Oh, the deal
went through all right.
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A certified check
for 70 thousand dollars.
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Henry telegraphed me.
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Why, he had it in the bank
within the hour.
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Then what on earth
are you slaving for?
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Well, this claim
wasn'’t included in the sale.
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We hung onto it.
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Well, you don'’t have to work
it right away,
for the love of Pete,
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not with 70 thousand
in the bank.
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As hard as you'’ve worked,
you deserve a rest.
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No.
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Too many folks argue
like that,
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but I ain'’t gonna let
good fortune change my way
of livin'’.
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I'’m gonna keep
right on pluggin'’
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just as long as I'’m able.
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Well, what about Henry?
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He feels the same.
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Why, he'’s even checking
on new ways of mining
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while he'’s in San Francisco.
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He is?
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Says so in his telegram.
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"They'’ve got some real fancy
diggings down this way.
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"Am staying over
a couple of days
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to have a look
at their equipment."
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♪♪
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Whoopee!
That'’s what I call
fancy capering.
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How about another drink,honey?
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Don'’t mind if I do.
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Uh, tell me some more
about your mine.
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How much did you getfor it?
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70 thousand dollars.
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70 thousand dollars?
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Cash.
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[chuckles]
You, uh--
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You ain'’t carrying around
all that with you.
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Oh, no.
I'’m too smart for that.
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But I got plenty
to keep the wheels greased
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as long as they need
greasin'’.
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[ chuckles ]
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You know, I like you.
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[ laughs ]
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You'’re my kind of sport.
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Do, uh--
you like me?
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Well...
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do you?
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Can'’t see no reason
not to.
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[ chuckles ]
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You'’re cute.
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Oh, that'’s-- there.
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So, you'’d thought
you'’d board this derelict
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to lift his cargo, eh?
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Well, not while his old
shipmate'’s around.
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Are you a friend
of his?
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I'’m a friend of any man
who'’s about to be keelhauled
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by a female pirate.
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Now, lay anchor
and shove off
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before I capsize you.
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Salvage commission.
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Uh, here shipmate,
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stow this back
in your locker.
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Thanks.
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I didn'’t know she was
that kind of a girl.
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When you go down
in the bilge, matey,
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don'’t expect to find
nothing but bilge rats.
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But don'’t worry,
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I'’ll see you don't
get stuck.
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Heh--
have a drink.
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Oh, thank you, matey.
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Smooth sailin'’.
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Ah, not as good
as Barbados rum,
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but it'’ll hold my bow
in the wind for a spell.
[ clears throat ]
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You a sailor?That'’s right.
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I'’ve been around
the world 24 times,
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in all kinds of ships,
in all kinds of weather.
261
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,466
Why, I'’ve rung enough
salt water out of my socks
262
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,947
to float a square rigger
loaded with pig iron.
263
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,122
Gosh.
264
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,558
What'’s your ratin',matey?
265
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,951
Oh, I'’m a prospector.
266
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,475
I came up to San Francisco
to sell a gold strike.
267
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,520
Got 70 thousand dollars
for it.
268
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,305
70 thousand dollars?
269
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,742
And now you'’re
on a pleasure cruise, eh ?
270
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,830
Oh, no,
nothin'’ like that.
271
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,440
I-- I just came in
to have a drink
272
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,007
and watch
the dancing girls.
273
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,705
They'’re pretty fancy
steppers.
274
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,924
You think them gals
can dance?
275
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,752
You should see
the hula dancers
276
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,406
in the South Sea
islands.
277
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,756
There'’s real dancin'
for you.
278
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,237
Hips that swivel
like a compass.
279
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,153
No riggin'’.
Nothing but grass skirts
280
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,763
around the stern.
281
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,766
Wreaths of flowers
across the bow.
282
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,637
Oh-- ho-- ho.
283
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,988
Nothin'’ else?That'’s right.
284
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:12,035
Here, take a squint
for yourself.
285
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,864
Wow.Looks good, eh?
286
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,127
How would you like
to see the real thing?
287
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,955
Oh, that would sure
be somethin'’.
288
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,784
Well, then let'’s shove off
and go pack our sea bags.
289
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,786
There'’s a ship sailin'
for the South Sea islands
290
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,092
on the morning tide.
291
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:28,182
And I'’m gonna pilot you there
personal.
292
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,792
Oh, I couldn'’t go without
Elvira.
293
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,793
That'’s my wife.
294
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,186
Heave two, matey.
295
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,362
Taking the misses
would be like drinking water
296
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,494
when you'’ve got a keg of rum
under your arm.
297
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,192
Oh, she'’d never let
me go alone.
298
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:42,674
Well, I calculate
that scuttles the expedition.
299
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:47,854
But, uh, we can drink
to the hula gals anyway.
300
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:58,038
Down the hatch!
301
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,387
Down the hatch.
302
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,404
Whoa.
303
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:33,029
He ain'’t on it.
304
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:36,728
Well, he'’s bound
to be on tomorrow'’s stage.
305
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,775
You'’ve been saying that
every day for the last month,
306
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,124
Elvira.
307
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,083
I think you ought
to go to San Francisco
308
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,345
and look for him.
309
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,216
Well, I wouldn'’t know
where to look.
310
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,871
Why, Henry'’s just an ordinary
sort of fella.
311
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,221
Nobody would notice
or remember him,
312
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,744
outside of me.
313
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,965
Oh, maybe
there'’s a letter.
314
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,227
Open the mail up,
Robert,
315
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,925
and see if there'’s anything
for Elvira.
316
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,448
Well, give me time.
317
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,406
Do it now,
right here.
318
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,278
Say, who'’s the postmaster
in this town?
319
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,628
Never mind that,
you do as I say.
320
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,544
Can'’t you see Elvira's
worried sick about Henry?
321
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,720
Oh, all right.
322
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,592
ELVIRA:I guess I shouldn'’t have let
Henry go to the city alone.
323
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,246
If anything'’s happened
to him--
324
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,249
Now, don'’t you go thinking
things like that.
325
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,512
He'’s all right.
326
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,863
But somebody ought to take
the flat of a pick to him
327
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,777
for not letting
you know.
328
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,084
The idea--
not a word from him
329
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,826
since that telegram
over six weeks ago.
330
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,088
Well, here we are.
331
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,698
Oh, thank goodness.
332
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,006
Well, give it to her.
333
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,834
Oh.
334
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,926
"Am making survey trip
with field expert.
335
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972
"Hope this finds
you well.
336
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:49,889
Regards, Henry."
337
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,238
Well, what do you know?
338
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,283
He'’s gone
on a business trip.
339
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,676
Well, look where he is.
340
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,374
Hawaii.
341
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:03,163
♪♪ [ Hawaiian music ]
342
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,710
Rowdy-dow!
343
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,280
Oh, you sure were right,Windy.
344
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,369
Home was never like this.
345
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,937
I didn'’t steer you wrong,
did I, shipmate?
346
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,764
But you ain'’t seen
nothin'’ yet.
347
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:43,551
Here, cast your runnin'’
lamps on this.
348
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,684
Where do you find that?
349
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,512
SAILOR:
Hong-Kong, China.
350
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,253
Our next port of call.
351
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,343
Well, I can'’t go there.
352
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,258
I gotta think about
gettin'’ back to Elvira.
353
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,868
You'’re right, shipmate.
354
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,783
I was off my course.
355
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:03,136
Well, we can drink
to the Sing-song girlies,
anyway.
356
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,275
Down the hatch!
357
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,929
Oh yeah,
down the hatch.
358
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:20,936
"Find it necessary to extend
field of operations.
359
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,547
"How'’s the weather
back there?
360
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,940
Henry."
361
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,770
♪♪ [ Chinese flute music ]
362
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,018
Boy, there was never
anything like this
363
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,150
around the diggings.
364
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,590
Oh, but I gotta think about
gettin'’ home.
365
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:22,476
Port my helm
and shiver my timbers.
366
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,091
Down the hatch.
367
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,224
Yeah, down the hatch.
368
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,445
Oh, hello, Elvira.
369
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,620
Mail come yet?
370
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,187
Bob'’s just sorted it.
371
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:42,496
Bob? Let Elvira know
if there'’s anything
from Henry.
372
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,803
You'’re tired.
373
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,458
Well, I ain'’t as young
as I used to be.
374
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,460
And you'’re doing the workof two.
375
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,549
Well, it won'’t be long.
376
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,811
How do you know?
377
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,727
How do you know
Henry'’s ever coming back?
378
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,294
Why, he'’s bound to.
379
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,427
When he'’s finished
his business.
380
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,255
Business.
381
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,822
Henry Riggs is no more
on a business trip
382
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,215
than I am.
383
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,740
Henry'’s doing survey work.
384
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,352
♪♪
385
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,001
Hello, Mrs. Riggs.
386
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,264
Oh, howdy,
Mr. Johnson.
387
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:56,831
Had to come up this way
to check our holdings.
388
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,963
I just thought I'’d stop by
to pay my respects.
389
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,530
How'’s Henry?
390
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,358
Well, you ought to know
better than I do.
391
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,883
Don'’t you get regular reports
from him on his field trip?
392
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,189
Field trip?
393
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,148
Ain'’t it your company
he'’s representing
394
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,149
around the world?
395
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,498
Why, no.
396
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,587
The last time I saw him
was the day at the office
397
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,894
when we handed him the check
for 70 thousand dollars.
398
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,722
You mean he hasn'’t been
back here since?
399
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,507
Nope.
400
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,770
And you'’ve-- you've heard
nothing from him?
401
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,945
Oh, yes.
402
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,382
I'’ve had postal cards
from him.
403
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,168
The last one was from
Casablanca.
404
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,821
Awfully sorry,
Mrs. Riggs.Hmm.
405
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,694
You'’re not half as sorry
as he'’s gonna be,
406
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,740
if I ever get my hands
on him.
407
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,090
You just wait,
Henry Riggs.
408
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,657
You just wait.
409
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,660
Say, this uh--
410
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,140
stuff looks promising,
Mrs. Riggs.
411
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,316
You mind if I take a few
samples along to be assayed?
412
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,927
So you went on a business trip,
did you?
413
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,495
Monkey business trip.
414
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,763
♪♪ [ singing ]
415
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,817
Afternoon, Bob.
416
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,253
Well, howdy, Elvira.
417
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,255
Come see about
the mail?
No.
418
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,083
Come to see about
some groceries.
419
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,390
I ate up my last
pot of beans this morning.
420
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,740
Well, a body can'’t work
without eating.
421
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,915
There'’s just one
thing--
422
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,482
I ain'’t only plum outof grub,
423
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,832
but I'’m plum out
of cash too.
424
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,399
Well, that'’s too bad.
425
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,792
But if you'’ll grubstake
I'’ll give you half interest
426
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,533
in the new claim
I'’m working.
427
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,448
Well I ain'’t interested,
Elvira.
428
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,623
You don'’t--
429
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,277
When Mr. Johnson was here
last month,
430
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,757
he said it showed promise.
431
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,412
In fact, he took some samples
to be assayed.
432
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,805
Now, I figure you'’re bound
to get your money back.
433
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,155
You might make
a few hundred, besides.
434
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,983
Well, I ain'’t interested,
Elvira,
435
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,942
because it ain'’t necessary.
436
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:51,554
Now, your credit'’s good here
just as long as you are.
437
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,731
Oh...
438
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,733
That'’s nice of you,
Bob.
439
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,170
It sure is.
440
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,172
But well,
I'’d just prefer--
441
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,392
[ coughs ]
442
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,220
Well, never mind,
never mind now.
443
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,395
It'’s all settled.
444
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,831
Now, here you--
you just take that
445
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,355
and write down
the things that you need
446
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,486
and--
447
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,096
and I'’ll get this mail
all put away
448
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,402
in the box up here.
449
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:16,187
I'’ll see if I can't
find you--
450
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,364
Oh, here'’s a letter
for you.
451
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,452
From Henry?
452
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,323
No, the mining company.
453
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,466
"Dear Mrs. Riggs,
"your claim is not worth
454
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,206
"as much as I thought
it might be.
455
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,862
"But if the enclosed check
is acceptable,
456
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,170
"please sign the attached
contract and return.
457
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,041
Regards,
Andrew Johnson."
458
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,696
Elvira,
it'’s for 50 thousand.
459
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,524
50 thousand?
460
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:49,612
Well, it'’s acceptable.
461
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:50,613
Give me a pen.
462
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:51,919
Another strike.
463
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,529
Well glory, be!
464
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,186
Mail that back for me,
will you?
465
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,709
Sure.
466
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:03,191
Ah, you'’re a lucky woman,
Elvira.
467
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,542
Yeah. Yeah.
468
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,569
Hello, Elvira.
469
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,398
I was wondering
where you was.
470
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,578
You wondered where I was?
471
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,886
Yeah, I'’ve been waiting here
for you for almost an hour.
472
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:49,803
And I'’ve been waiting for you
more than nine months.
473
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,196
Well-- well, you got
my postcards, didn'’t you?
474
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,676
Yeah.
I got '’em.
475
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,464
And I was fool enough
to believe '’em... at first.
476
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:01,118
Well, everything looks
just the same.
477
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,730
Well, you look better.
Travel agreed with you.
478
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,558
Oh, I feel fine.
479
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,124
Except my feet.
480
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:08,865
I walked in
from the railroad.
481
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:11,955
Why?
Ashamed to meet folks?
482
00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:14,784
No. Broke.
483
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:19,572
You mean, you spent
that entire $70,000?
484
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,183
Well, I didn'’t intend to,
Elvira.
485
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:23,532
At first,
I was just going to go
486
00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,142
on a little side trip,
487
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,318
but then,
one thing seemed to...
488
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,537
lead to another.
489
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,714
And now you return
like the Prodigal Son.
490
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:35,457
Well, it'’s good
you got it out of your system.
491
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,807
Get out of that chair.
492
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,069
Huh?
493
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,376
Get up!
494
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,644
As of this minute,
495
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,646
you'’re taking over
the support of the family,
496
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,474
and I'’m retiring
497
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:53,736
to have the fun.
498
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,086
What are we retiring on,
Elvira?
499
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:59,089
I didn'’t say "we,"
I said "me."
500
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:00,874
And I'’ve got plenty.
501
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,313
50 thousand dollars.
502
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:08,142
Jumping Jehoshaphats!
503
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,360
Where'’d you get it?
504
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:10,884
Sold another claim,
505
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:13,060
one I worked all by myself.
506
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,844
Maybe you can
do the same thing,
507
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,804
if you just get out
and hustle.
508
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,939
It'’s nice to be home,
Elvira.
509
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,072
Nice to have you home,
Henry.
510
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,469
I'’m sorry I done
what I done, Elvira.
511
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,953
I guess I'’ve been as much
to blame as you, Henry.
512
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:40,087
If I hadn'’t clamped down
on you so hard,
513
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,176
if I'’d just let you
kick up your heels
514
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,786
once in a while,
515
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,049
maybe you wouldn'’t
have acted like a colt
516
00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,921
that broke it'’s picket-rope.
517
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,708
But from now on,
518
00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:54,057
what one of us does,
519
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,929
the other one does.
520
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:59,106
50/50, all the way--
521
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:01,891
Riggs and Riggs.
522
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,414
Understand?
523
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,242
You'’re darn-tootin',Elvira.
524
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,070
Riggs and Riggs.
525
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:12,989
And that'’s the story
of "Riggs and Riggs."
526
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,209
Whom God hath joined
together,
527
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,950
let no women
put asunder.
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