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Welcome to a new season of YOLO.

I hope you enjoy some fun, interesting cartoons. Thank you.

What do you think of my festy outfit, Sarah?

Do I look hot?

Absolutely, babe. You look like the festival queen.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking hot bitch.

I can't believe this is my first festival.

Happy to break your festival hymen, Sarah.

And you'll get to see Blurp, my favourite band in the whole world.

I'm a little nervous, though. Aren't people at festivals cool?

- I don't feel cool. - You'll be fine.

Maybe if it was old basic Sarah you wouldn't fit in,

but new Sarah will be alright.

You're, like, kind of different these days, right?

Cool, yeah, I get ya. Well, I'll try my hardest to be cool.

Now let's go to the Wollongong Gong-Fest fest and have so much fun.

- That's a lovely lemon cake, isn't it? - Oh, yes, isn't it?

Such a lovely lemon cake.

That's a lovely lemon cake, don't you think?

Oh, yes, it's lovely, isn't it? Lovely lemon cake.

I already said that.

Dad, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Just had an operation.

My daughter just falls down like that sometimes.

I'm not attracted to my daughter and her best friend.

Come on, who do you think I am?

You girls look very glamorous. Where are you going?

We're going to the Gong-Fest musical festival.

Gong-Fest?

There's evil spirits there.

What? Really?

No, we're just stuffing with you.

Blurp's headlining.

Oh, yeah, I know Blurp.

I sometimes spin their records on my radio show at Quadruple J.

I didn't know you had a radio show.

Yeah, I do a bunch of odd jobs. I'm like Batman.

There's plenty of food in the house. Just have a banana.

Anyway, I can give you a lift to the festival on my lawnmower if you want.

- Oh, thanks, Dad. - Oh, fine. No, I won't do it then.

Don't worry about it. Wait, did you say yes?

- Yeah, a ride would be good. - Alright, let's do it.

Have fun at the music festival, you feisty rats.

Rock'n'roll!

Oh my God, everyone looks so hip and stylish.

Am I walking okay?

What should I do with my arms while I walk so I can fit in more? Is this weird?

Alright, Sarah, let's talk a little bit about that stuff.

Because this is your first festival, I'll give you a rundown of the basics.

You've got your glitter tent, booth tent, merch tent, find-yourself-workshop tent.

You've got the bottle of water on the ground over there.

A mini stage, but people don't really care about that one.

And of course, the main attraction, the main stage,

where we're gonna go see the best bands in Australia right now.

Like, blurb!

Let's go!

Sarah? Rachel? I'm so sorry that you ran into my body.

Oh, hi Lucas. Oh yeah, I forgot, you look different now.

Yes, because of the recent events,

I am now normal Lucas and I hope we can all be friends.

- Let's all enjoy the festival. - Get out of our way!

Classic Rachel. No worries, have fun you two.

Watch it! Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, what up? Coming through, fam! - Sarah, stop.

Hello, Gong-Fest!

Let's give it up for the new hot Quadruple J band of the moment, Blurb!

We're Blurb, and this song is called Blurb.

Fuck late stage capitalism and fuck you, Cynthia!

You broke my fucking heart!

Thank you everybody, you were wonderful. Good bye!

That was pretty interesting music. I liked that.

I want to go backstage and meet Captain Blurb and the rest of the Blurb members.

What? Is that really possible?

Yeah, just show your tits. Get you in anywhere. Look, I'll show you.

- You girls can't be here. - Check these out.

- See? Works every time. - Oh, yeah, okay.

I demand my hot cross buns!

But Captain Blurb, it's not Easter.

There's none available right now, because it's not Easter.

Oh, yeah, that's fair enough. I'll just get a water instead, if that's okay.

Certainly, sir.

Who are you two girls?

We're Rachel and Sarah, the best power duo besties in New South Wales.

And I just wanted to meet you, because I love Blurb!

Yeah, I liked your song, too. Sorry, I'm so nervous.

You're, like, famous.

Yeah, well, it's always nice to meet our fans.

- Where's your dunny? I need a piss. - It's just down the hall.

All right, we're getting it.

We just got back from our tour in Japan,

and we're going to release an album next month.

So, yeah, it's going pretty good. Yeah, pretty psyched.

Oh, yeah, cool. Do you enjoy it?

- What? - Do you enjoy what you do?

Oh, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, no, I'm fine.

It's just hard being Captain Blurb.

I've always got to be cool and hip and stuff. I'm sick of it.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, I mean, if it's hurting you this much to act cool,

I don't know if it's worth it. Is it?

Wow, that's a really good point. You know what?

I'm done with hyper-pop, hardcore, emo revival.

I want to play what's in my soul, emo revival, metalcore, electropop.

This band is going in a different direction now. I'm leaving.

- Me too. I'm out. - Yeah, I'm out.

I'm leaving the band.

Fine, I never needed all yous. Youse are all holding me back.

I've wanted to go solo for a while now anyway.

Wait, I didn't mean to cause you guys to break up.

Nah, it's alright, Sarah. I don't know, I've had an epiphany meeting you.

You're just so uncool that it's cool. Do you know what I mean?

And it's inspired me to change my whole outlook.

We can rule the world together.

Start a fashion line. New age.

Oh my gosh.

- Oi boys, help me. - Should we help her?

No, nothing shall stop the fly toilet music song.

Look, I've got a connection to Quadruple J.

If you help me, I promise I'll get them to play a toilet song on the radio.

- Radio? - Yes.

That is pretty cool.

Maybe we could support Blurp for the next festival if we get on Quadruple J.

Alright, fine, we'll save her.

Great, so who do you know on Quadruple J?

Oh, you fucking cunt.

I love you, Sarah. My brain is in overdrive. I love you, Sarah.

No, no, trust me. I'm not cool. I'm super basic.

I like chamomile tea on a veranda.

Quick, everyone run. I made a sinkhole by accident.

- Everything's sucking up into it. - No, Rachel.

If you're saying that my destiny is to die in a sinkhole, so be it.

- And Sarah is coming with me. - No, I'm not.

But you're my favourite musician. You can't die.

I wouldn't see it as dying, Rachel. I would see it as a new beginning.

Our beautiful Gong-Fest has been sunk into the ground!

I think Captain Blurp was in there. Even though we have just broken up as a band,

it still effed up he was in there, man.

It was all that girl! She kicked the toilet and it started a sink hole!

She also killed my other fly band members, but I don't really care about them.

I wanted to leave anyway to do my Euro trip anyway, CYA'Z!

You'se are gonna get it now.

It's not my fault. The stupid toilet tried to eat me and my festy outfit.

For ruining our festival and killing Captain Blurp,

we shall give you the festival punishment.

We're going to say nasty words at you for a few hours and genuinely annoy you.

It is time...

to return.

Don't harm this tender woman!

She is a misunderstood angel

who if you only knew the complexities and nuances of her conflicted soul,

maybe you would truly understand beauty and suffering

combined in one entangled contradiction.

- Gross! - That was lame, dude.

Stuff this, let's go to the train station and find some cunts to Rob.

Ah, thanks Lucas.

I didn't really understand that thing you said before, but it seemed nice.

That's okay. I thought it was unfair how they were treating you.

- And Rachel, of course. - Shut up. Take a photo of us.

Oh, okay. I'll get a nice low angle shot.

Oh, cute. Do you mind if I post this photo?

I don't know. Looking at that pic makes me feel conflicted.

I'll always know it was the day I killed Captain Blurb

because I kicked the toilet and caused a sinkhole.

And I guess I also killed that security guard with my tits. It's not good either.

Ah, it's okay. It's not your fault.

Oh, thanks, Sarah. I needed to hear that. Yeah, sure, post it.

- Just make sure you tag me. - Of course, babes.

That's what besties do. Bye, Lucas.

Oh, bye, huh?

Who was that figure that appeared to me? Ah, it's all so confusing.

Simping over Sarah again gives me an energy that makes me feel good.

I'm back!

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