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- I thought we were friends.
- We are friends, Billy.
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Now get back inside
before someone-
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Who would have planted
the bomb at Billy's?
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- It's got to be
Jimmy Patriale.
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- Jimmy Patriale,
you're under arrest
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for the murder
of Billy Esposito!
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- This isn't
what it looks like.
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- Looks like, after you stole
his money, he wound up dead
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in your backyard
from a gun that you own.
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- I swear to you,
I did not murder him.
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- If there is anything else
that you would like to tell us,
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now would be the time.
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- Your client's wife
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was sleeping
with the man he murdered.
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- Your father is in hospice.
He has three days to live.
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- I'm here to offer you a job.
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- I don't sell my soul
defending criminals,
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and I don't want to skip
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to the front
of the goddamn line.
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You let them kill Eddie.
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You're gonna die alone.
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- I was told
you wanted to see me.
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- I did.
- I got to be honest-
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I thought I was the only one
that got in this early.
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- It's funny.
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When I lived in New York,
I was a late sleeper.
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But when I got out here,
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I guess I sort of just stayed
on East Coast time.
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- So you're
from New York originally?
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- Manhattan, born and raised.
- Oh.
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I'm from Philadelphia.
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- Ah, so you have a chip
on your shoulder.
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- What is that
supposed to mean?
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- Every person
from Philadelphia I ever met
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has a chip because "we're just
as cool as New York."
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- We are just as cool as...
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[grunts softly]
I just proved your point.
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What's that?
- My gift to you.
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- Oh.
- The employee records
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for every
entertainment lawyer here.
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You're gonna decide
which three we're letting go.
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- How exactly is that a gift?
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- It's the first order
of business
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for the new
Head of Entertainment.
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Meet me in room 107
at 2:00 tomorrow.
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Have your choices ready.
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- Just as far as gifts go-
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Lakers tickets, better than
deciding who gets fired.
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I mean, I like firing.
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I could be the fire marshal
up in here, if you want me to.
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[funky music]
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?
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- Erica, sorry to bother you.
No, I'm not.
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Ted needs you to handle
another client for him.
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- So I've gone from Ted giving
me his clients to you doing it?
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- If you ask me,
that's an upgrade.
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- I see that. Hit me.
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- Brian Baumgartner,
you know him?
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- Who doesn't?
- Well, Brian's annual
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"ask Ted for something crazy"
meeting
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is on the books for today,
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and Ted can't make it because-
- Murder case.
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- Bingo. So whatever it is
that he wants-
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Super Bowl tickets,
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meeting King Charles,
cloning his puppy-
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take the meeting, make him
happy, and call it a day.
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- Rosalyn, how is
the murder case going?
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- Uh, not wonderful.
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Ted found out last night
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that Lester's wife
was sleeping with his partner.
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- Damn.
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Did Lester know?
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- Ted and Kevin are trying
to find that out right now.
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- What do you know
about this Kevin guy?
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- I know Ted trusts Kevin
with his life.
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And 15 years ago, they were
the fastest rising team
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the Justice Department
had ever seen.
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[dramatic music]
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- I cannot believe this!
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- Hey, Lester, you're
gonna have to calm down.
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- Damn it! Whoa-
You want me to calm down?
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She was having sex
with my business partner!
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And not only do I have to deal
with that humiliation,
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but now everybody's
gonna think that I knew
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and that I killed him!
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[book clatters]
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- As an aside,
it's not a good look
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for a man accused of murder
to show this much rage.
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- Oh, you're the one who said
he must have known.
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If he didn't,
this is the right reaction.
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Hey, Lester...
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you can throw that tantrum
for 15 more minutes,
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after which, get it together,
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because we need Valerie
at trial.
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- Screw her,
and screw your clock!
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I will calm down
when I am good and ready!
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[object smashes]
- Okay.
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Well, he's got to process.
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I'm gonna go pay
a visit to Valerie.
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I want you to find out
what this prosecutor knows
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and how she knows it.
- You got it.
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[object shatters]
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Lester, I think she gets it.
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[clattering and shattering
continue]
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"Process" my ass.
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- Leah, what can I do for you?
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- I think you mean
what can I do for you?
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Know what I'm saying?
- Leah.
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- Okay, fine.
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Since you know
embarrassingly little
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about film and television,
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I've prepared a dossier
on Baumgartner.
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- "Embarrassingly little"?
- Let's move on.
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Brian Baumgartner, he was
in a show called "The Office."
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He played a character
named Kevin,
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and I took the liberty
of circling his face.
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Here is everything
you need to know about him.
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- Okay.
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Wo-Leah, how do you
have all this?
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- We made a deal
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for me to teach you
about TV and movies.
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And I might have peeked
at Rosalyn's calendar
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and saw that she marked
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"tell Erica
about Baumgartner today."
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- Thank you, Leah.
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Hold on.
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Do you peek
at my calendar, too?
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- Oh, God, no.
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But between you and me,
you probably won't make
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that dentist appointment
tomorrow at 2:00.
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Midday traffic.
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- Damn, I didn't think
of midday traffic.
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[dramatic music]
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?
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- Ted.
Lester's not here.
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- I know.
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He's at his office right now,
breaking things.
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- Oh, God, he knows.
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- About you and Simon?
Yes, he does.
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And so does the woman who's
trying to put your husband away
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for a murder he didn't commit.
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So you and I are going
to discuss
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how we're going to play this.
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- I'm sorry, I can't discuss
this with you right now.
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- Valerie, Lester's life
is on the line,
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so whatever it is you have
on your schedule can wait.
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- What I mean is I've been
advised by my attorney
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not to discuss this
with anyone.
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- Your attorney?
I'm your attorney.
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- Not anymore.
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I'm now being represented
by Stuart Lane.
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?
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- ? See the money,
wanna stay for your meal ?
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? Get another piece of pie
for your wife ?
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? Everybody wanna know
how it feel ?
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? Everybody wanna see
what it's like ?
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? I'll even eat a bean pie,
I don't mind ?
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? Me and Missy is so busy,
busy making money ?
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? All right
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? All step back,
I'm 'bout to dance ?
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? The greenback boogie
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- Brian, I'm Erica.
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We spoke on the phone.
- [chuckles]
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- Thank you for coming in.
Ted sends his apologies.
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- Oh, please, I know
what's on his plate.
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Lester Thompson
is lucky to have him.
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- Oh, well, I don't want
to talk about them.
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I want to know
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what we can do for you.
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- I want to kill Kevin Malone.
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- Uh, what?
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- Don't get me wrong,
I-I love him.
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I love the role.
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It has given me basically
everything I have.
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But it has come with a cost.
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- It typecast you?
- Exactly.
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I want the world to see that
I can perform dramatic roles
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at an Oscar-worthy level.
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- "Oscar-worthy"?
- Yes, Oscar-worthy.
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[knock on window]
- Hey, it's Kevin Malone!
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How's it going?
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- Nice.
Thanks for asking.
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- Yes.
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- Got to give the people
what they want.
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- Okay, Brian,
about what you want,
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it's unheard of
for a comedic actor
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to successfully transition-
- No, it's not.
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It's happened many times-
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Robin Williams,
Jamie Foxx, Tom Hanks.
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- Okay, but those
are the exceptions
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that make people think
it's not a rule, but it is.
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- Maybe, but I want to talk
to one of them
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to find out
how they did it, anyway.
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- [sighs]
And it just so happens
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Ted represents Tom Hanks.
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- All I'm asking for is
one meeting with Tom Hanks.
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- Just the one?
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- Just one.
- Hmm.
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- So, first, you steal
half my firm,
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and now this.
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- You think I asked for this?
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I don't like it
any more than you.
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- I'm gonna tell you this
one time.
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Stay out of my case.
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- Our kids have gone to school
together since first grade.
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Valerie begged Helen
to get me to help her.
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What was I supposed to do?
- I don't know!
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Turn her down, since you're
not even a divorce attorney!
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- Well, like you
once did with me,
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she said she needed someone
that she can trust,
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and I am fully capable
of handling this.
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- No, you mean that you realize
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Lester needs her to stand
beside him at his trial,
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which is your opportunity
to take my client
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for everything that he's got.
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- It's just a negotiation.
- To you.
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I am trying to save
an innocent man's life.
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- Wait, you really believe
he didn't do it?
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- Yeah, I do.
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So, if Valerie wants
to negotiate, fine.
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We'll see you at the table.
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Don't think that I don't
realize what this really is-
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someone betraying their partner
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while pretending to be
the victim.
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[dramatic music]
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- Ted, hold on.
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There's something else
we need to talk about.
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- No, Stuart,
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there is nothing else
that we need to talk about.
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?
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- Oh, my God.
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Look, they don't make pastrami
like this in California.
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- No, they don't,
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but these sandwiches
did cost half my paycheck.
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- If you think that's gonna
get you in my pants, it might.
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- Wait till you see
how much I paid for dessert.
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[cup thuds]
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- All right...
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what do you want?
- What?
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I can't buy an old friend lunch
without wanting something?
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- Ted.
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- I need someone
to represent a murderer
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that I'm trying to put
into WITSEC.
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- I'm a corporate lawyer.
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I-I don't know anything
about criminal defense.
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- You're the best attorney
I know.
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And, Stuart, I need
someone I can trust.
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- What's the catch?
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- Until the deal is done,
the Mob might come after you.
250
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,318
You'll stay with me, all right?
251
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:44,147
We will be protected 24-7.
252
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,627
- Just tell me one thing-
253
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,673
this guy you're going after,
254
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,327
how important is it
that you put him away?
255
00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,851
- If I were to show
you pictures
256
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,896
of some of the things
he's done to people,
257
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:57,987
that pastrami that you just ate
would be on the floor.
258
00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,859
- [inhales deeply]
259
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:03,732
Well, as long as I'm back
in LA by Tuesday, I'll do it.
260
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,516
[knock on door]
- You ready for me?
261
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,822
- Yeah.
Come on in.
262
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,650
Kevin, this is Stuart.
Stuart, this is Kevin.
263
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,696
- No, no, don't get up.
Don't get up.
264
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,176
All right, Stuart,
before you make your decision,
265
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,526
I've got detailed charts on how
we're gonna keep you safe
266
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,616
over the next two days,
all right?
267
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,704
- Okay.
268
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,314
- All right,
the blue represents you.
269
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,663
The orange is Ted.
270
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,492
And the green-
they're the FBI agents.
271
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,668
- And which one are you?
272
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,539
- I'm black.
273
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,193
- Makes sense.
- Yeah.
274
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,543
All right, look, the plan is-
- Kevin, he already said yes.
275
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,981
You don't need to tell him
the plan.
276
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:38,375
- I spent six hours on these
damn charts, color-coded and-
277
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,855
color-coded and everything.
278
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,031
- Do you-do you want
to show me your charts?
279
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,467
- Okay.
280
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,687
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
281
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,471
- So let me get this straight.
282
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,430
He doesn't want
Super Bowl tickets.
283
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,867
He wants to meet Tom Hanks
so he can win an Oscar.
284
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,390
- Pretty much, yeah.
285
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,870
- Well, that's
never gonna happen,
286
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,567
so what do we have
to work with?
287
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,439
- Well, if I learned
anything about actors,
288
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,310
it's that there's some truth
to what they say.
289
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,748
And he says he wants to be
a serious dramatic actor, so...
290
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,314
- He wants to reinvent himself.
291
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,404
- That sounds right.
292
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,232
Now we just need to figure out
a way for Brian-
293
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,799
- Alfonso Ribeiro.
294
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,541
He was in the same situation,
and now he's a huge TV host.
295
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,934
- Alfonso Ribeiro.
296
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,892
- He played
this iconic character
297
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,024
in the show "The Fresh"-
298
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,721
- Leah, I know
who Carlton Banks is.
299
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,810
- You do?
- I'm a Black girl from LA.
300
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,812
You think I don't know
"The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"?
301
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,422
- In my defense, you didn't
know what "Cheers" was.
302
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,033
- Well, I know all of them.
303
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:30,601
Uncle Phil, Aunt Viv, Jazz,
Geoffrey, and, of course...
304
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,734
- I-I-
What are you-
305
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,475
Oh, my God,
are you having a seizure?
306
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,129
Roll on your side.
Don't bite your tongue.
307
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,391
- No, I'm not having a seizure.
308
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,480
I'm-I'm doing
the Carlton Dance.
309
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,569
- Oh, you mean-you mean this?
310
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,440
- That's what I was doing.
311
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,007
- Yeah, if you say so.
312
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,444
Yes, you totally-
you were doing that.
313
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,620
- Anyway, I'll show him
there are other ways
314
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,579
to reinvent himself.
- Great.
315
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,581
But I do think it's important
that you understand
316
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,104
how to do the Carlton Dance.
317
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,453
You have to-
318
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,924
- Leah, you do that dance
again, and you're fired.
319
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,808
- Ah, she loved it.
320
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:18,954
?
321
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,260
[door opens]
322
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,697
- Ted, I have something
for you.
323
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,308
You're not gonna like it.
- Then let it wait.
324
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,659
- It can't.
It's from Stuart.
325
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:32,621
[footsteps departing,
door opens]
326
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,885
- Rosalyn, can I talk to you
for a second?
327
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,408
- What is it?
328
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,802
- I met with Brian Baumgartner,
and long story short,
329
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,848
he wants to be
a dramatic actor.
330
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,197
- So?
331
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,025
- So I just spent an hour
trying to convince him
332
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,070
there are other ways
to reinvent himself,
333
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,637
and he wouldn't hear it.
334
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:53,032
He is insisting on
a conversation with Tom Hanks.
335
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,642
But I figured-
336
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,644
- Erica, Ted is going through
some rough stuff right now.
337
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,515
He's never gonna ask Tom
to do this.
338
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,430
Find another way.
339
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:07,612
?
340
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,318
- Rosalyn, can I talk to you
for a minute?
341
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,841
- Sure.
342
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,408
- I know Erica wanted you
to ask Ted to call Tom Hanks.
343
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,149
- If you're asking me
to reconsider, Leah,
344
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,672
that's not gonna happen.
- That's not it.
345
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,022
There's another client Ted has
that might fit the bill,
346
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,850
and I thought maybe
if you called him-
347
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,200
- I'm not calling anyone, Leah.
348
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,550
- I understand.
[chuckles]
349
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,292
Sorry to bother you.
350
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,168
- Why is this
so important to you?
351
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,387
- I know how hard Erica
is working for Ted
352
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,302
and how much this means to her.
353
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,436
And last week I pooped the bed
on the first real assignment
354
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,003
Erica gave me.
355
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,526
I want to make up for it.
356
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,049
- "Pooped the bed"?
357
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,051
- My mom says swearing
isn't ladylike.
358
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,879
She's such a farty-tarty.
359
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,012
You know what I mean?
360
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,363
- Who's the client?
361
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,757
[cell phone vibrating]
362
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,107
- Ted.
363
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,239
- How many times are you
gonna cut my legs out
364
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,154
before you get over
being called a flea?
365
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,852
- Don't you say that to me.
366
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,419
- Valerie is one thing,
but if you think for one second
367
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,074
that I'm gonna let you handle
my father's will-
368
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,163
- You're not letting me
do anything.
369
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,686
And for your information,
370
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,037
I had no idea he named me
executor until after he died.
371
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,648
- Fine.
I'll make this easy for you.
372
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:31,434
Whatever he left, sell it.
Donate it.
373
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,872
I don't care,
because I don't want it.
374
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,440
- Fine. But I'm required
to execute the entire will,
375
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:41,444
and the will states he's
to be buried next to Eddie.
376
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,534
- Stuart, if you think for one
second that I'm gonna let you-
377
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,579
- That's enough.
378
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,146
You've been coming
at me all day.
379
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,843
I didn't do this.
380
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,106
I even tried to warn you, but
you didn't want to hear it.
381
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,586
Your father bought the plot.
382
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,589
He's being buried there
in two days.
383
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,025
It's done.
384
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,028
[dramatic music]
385
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:04,685
?
386
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,339
- Okay, Jimmy,
let's wrap this up.
387
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,471
I'm sick of looking
at your face.
388
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,299
- Whoa, how about a little bit
of respect, huh?
389
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,301
This face is about
to make you famous
390
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,086
for putting away
John Pellegrini.
391
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,826
- And we're about
to save your sorry life
392
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,132
by making you disappear.
393
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,265
- Fort Wayne, Indiana,
for the rest of my life?
394
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,441
Uh-uh.
I want Honolulu.
395
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,182
- Yeah, well, I want you
to get the death penalty,
396
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,748
so I guess we're both gonna
have to live
397
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,185
with disappointment.
398
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,751
- My client is risking his life
to take the stand,
399
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,536
and this offer
is completely unacceptable.
400
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,930
- I don't care
what he's risking.
401
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,322
He's a murderer.
402
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,194
He doesn't get Honolulu.
403
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,283
- What we're asking
for is appropriate
404
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,937
under the circumstances.
405
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,591
- The circumstances are I can
take this deal off the table,
406
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:45,334
let him walk out the building,
and he's dead in ten minutes!
407
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,641
- And the case you've been
working on for years
408
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,990
goes up in smoke.
409
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,340
- Then it goes up in smoke.
410
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:55,562
He gets what he gets
and not a nickel more.
411
00:15:55,563 --> 00:16:01,960
?
412
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,874
What-what the hell was that?
[door closes]
413
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,399
- I'm representing my client
to the best of my ability.
414
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,749
If you didn't want me to do-
- Honolulu?
415
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,838
Why didn't you ask to put him
on the moon?
416
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,188
- It's our opening offer.
You counter with Miami.
417
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,016
You don't storm
out of the room.
418
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,887
- No, no.
I gave you my counter.
419
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,367
My counter is nothing.
420
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,891
- Ted, all I'm looking for
is the same deal
421
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,458
the previous witness got.
422
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,679
- The previous witness
had a name-Billy Esposito.
423
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,376
Your client murdered him.
424
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,163
- Okay, what's really
going on here?
425
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,647
- I was supposed
to protect Billy.
426
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,042
And I failed.
427
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,132
So I'm not gonna let that...
428
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,787
monster...
429
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,355
live it up in paradise
430
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,966
after what he did.
431
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,403
- Well, you're
going to have to.
432
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,797
Jimmy has information.
433
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,930
He doesn't know the full extent
of it, but I do.
434
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,497
- What are you talking about?
435
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:05,284
- Pellegrini paid a lawyer
to offer you a job.
436
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,242
Jimmy only knows that lawyer
by his last name,
437
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,591
which is different than yours,
438
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,376
because after your
father left-
439
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,030
- I took my mother's name.
440
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,944
- If it comes out that your
father took money from the Mob,
441
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,121
everyone will think
you're as dirty as he is.
442
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,731
- And my time
at the Justice Department
443
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,993
will be over.
444
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,864
- Ted, if I can't get Jimmy
a decent deal,
445
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,825
he'll get another lawyer,
and it's going to come out.
446
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,786
- So be it.
This is what we're giving him.
447
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,223
Let the chips fall.
448
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,269
?
449
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,403
- Then before he gets
someone new...
450
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,144
let me tell him it was me.
451
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,797
He still doesn't know
my last name.
452
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,757
- Stuart, you could destroy
your reputation.
453
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,238
Why would you do that?
454
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,370
- Because you're
the closest thing to a brother
455
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,111
I've ever had.
456
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,462
?
457
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,551
- Before we get started,
458
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,641
do you think that Lester knew
about you and Simon?
459
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,165
- What does that
have to do with-
460
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,297
- They want to know how are
you're gonna look in court,
461
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,647
which means they want to know
if you think Lester did it.
462
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,475
- If Lester paid
enough attention
463
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,042
to know I was having an affair,
464
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,653
I never would have had one
in the first place.
465
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,830
So, no, I don't think he knew,
466
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:17,095
and I don't believe
he killed Simon.
467
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,313
- Having said that,
468
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,316
we've prepared a list
of requested assets.
469
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,013
[paper rustling]
470
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,146
- The Ferrari, the beach-
471
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,756
You want the beach house?
472
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,889
- My client wants
what she's entitled to.
473
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,457
- Your client signed a prenup
that entitles her to nothing.
474
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,328
- And Lester needs Valerie
with him at trial,
475
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,808
so let's skip the foreplay.
476
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,158
She wants half the assets
earned during the marriage.
477
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,204
- She didn't earn any assets.
She only spent them.
478
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,509
- Of course you'd say that.
479
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,511
You never appreciated
anything I did.
480
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,861
- You never did anything.
- I had an acting career.
481
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,907
I gave it up for you.
- You were never any good.
482
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,170
- I acted well enough
to make you look good.
483
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,867
- [scoffs]
- Every red carpet,
484
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,131
every damn time you needed
someone to work a room.
485
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,045
- You worked something,
all right-my best friend.
486
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,830
- You want to know
what your best friend said
487
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,266
when I told him
how you treat me?
488
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,441
He wanted to kill you.
489
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,877
- You are a lying,
cheating, selfish-
490
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,879
- Careful what you say
to my client.
491
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,707
- Your client
betrayed her partner,
492
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,883
and now she's trying to extort
him for everything he's got.
493
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,972
- We could be asking
for a hell of a lot more.
494
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,496
- It never ends with you.
495
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,324
- I'm representing my client
to the best of my ability.
496
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,456
- You barely knew your client
before yesterday,
497
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,632
which is better
than that other client-
498
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,591
- Ted!
What are you doing?
499
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,071
You're the one who told me
to stay calm.
500
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,290
- You're right.
501
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:27,208
?
502
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,384
Lester, is there anything
on this list
503
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,212
that you value
more than your life?
504
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,259
?
505
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,086
- No.
506
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,219
?
507
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,570
- Then we have a deal.
508
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,443
You know, for the record,
509
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,141
y-you made a promise
to stand by this man.
510
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,534
You were his partner.
511
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,232
And not only
did you abandon him,
512
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,757
but you did it by running right
into the arms of the person
513
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,022
that would hurt him the most.
514
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,813
- Are you moving offices?
515
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,554
You should, because
this one is awesome.
516
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,426
- Well, I'm glad you think so,
because I'm not the one moving.
517
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,646
You are.
518
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,039
- You're giving me this office?
519
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,041
- Well, we can't have
the Head of Entertainment
520
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,174
working out of that closet
you're in now.
521
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,611
- [laughs]
Well, I don't mean to be rude,
522
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,352
but calling
my office a closet-
523
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,138
that's kind of an insult
to closets, you know?
524
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,706
Because it's so small.
525
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,055
Do I get to keep this vase?
526
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,449
- You know, I wasn't sure
if I liked you, but now,
527
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,451
nope, still not sure.
528
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,670
- [scoffs]
529
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,019
Well, after today,
530
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,847
I'm not sure these three
are gonna like me either.
531
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,849
- If that's your list
of who to let go,
532
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,286
you can throw it away.
- I don't understand.
533
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,376
- Head of Entertainment isn't
all rainbows and new offices.
534
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,509
- And you needed to know
I had it in me
535
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:51,858
to make the hard choices?
536
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,686
- Yes, but that's
for another day.
537
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,557
For today-
538
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,690
Ted.
- Did you know?
539
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,257
- Know what?
540
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,695
- That my father made Stuart
the executor of his will.
541
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,959
- No, I didn't.
I'm sorry-
542
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,352
- I don't-
I don't need your sympathy.
543
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,745
I just needed to know
how many secrets
544
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,356
the people that I thought
I could trust
545
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,835
were keeping from me.
546
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,795
[dramatic music]
547
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:20,279
?
548
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,457
- Leah.
Good, you're here.
549
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,415
Wait, you eat-
- Yes, they're Fruity Pebbles.
550
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,375
What are you, my dentist?
- Yabba-dabba-doo.
551
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,985
I got an idea last night.
552
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,769
I figured out
what Brian Baumgartner needs.
553
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,076
But we can't get Tom Hanks,
so we need someone who has-
554
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,121
- No, we don't.
I fixed it.
555
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,167
- Leah, please tell me
you did not contact Tom Hanks.
556
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,777
- I thought of someone else.
557
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,998
Rosalyn spoke to him, and he's
willing to meet with Brian.
558
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,434
- You're kidding.
Who is it?
559
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,697
- Patton Oswalt.
He's a comedian turned actor.
560
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:49,959
- That's perfect.
561
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,874
- You know
who Patton Oswalt is?
562
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,528
- Leah, I know the talent
in his town.
563
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,617
I'm just not a fan of every
movie and TV show ever been-
564
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,924
Wait, did you think I didn't
know who Tom Hanks was?
565
00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,839
- I don't know.
Anything's possible.
566
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,755
[imitating Forrest Gump] Life
is like a box of chocolates.
567
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,452
- Why are you
talking like that?
568
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,933
- [normal voice] Don't tell me
you've never seen
569
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,674
"Forrest Gump."
- I haven't.
570
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,894
- So then what Tom Hanks movies
have you seen?
571
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:16,116
- I like the one
with the helicopter...
572
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:20,120
and the special agent
and the goldfish.
573
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,122
- So you've never seen
a Tom Hanks movie.
574
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,471
- Good luck trying to prove it.
575
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,604
Now, before setting
that meeting with Patton,
576
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,084
here's what I need you to do.
577
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,261
- What now?
It's been a long day.
578
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,220
- It's about to get longer.
579
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,440
This photo sure looks
like Lester knew
580
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,572
his wife was sleeping
with Simon.
581
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,009
- What?
582
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,927
Where did you get this?
583
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,625
- Staff photographer
from the "LA Times"
584
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:47,843
is an old friend.
585
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,541
Found it in their archives
three hours ago.
586
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,151
They're not gonna bury it.
587
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:53,022
- Which means it's gonna hit
the front page of the papers.
588
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:55,242
- Tomorrow at the latest.
- Gives us a few hours.
589
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:56,504
[line trills]
- Ted.
590
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,419
- Rosalyn, I want
you to call Lester.
591
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,378
Tell him to come
back to our offices
592
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,205
and meet us on the 25th floor.
- What is it?
593
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,642
- Keep this to yourself,
594
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,339
but there's a photo that makes
it look like Lester
595
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,949
knew about Valerie and Simon.
596
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,125
- Ted, Stuart didn't send over
a copy of the agreement yet.
597
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,823
If he realizes
what's going on-
598
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,391
- He's gonna rip it up
and renegotiate.
599
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,784
- Do you want me to nudge him?
- No, that'll tip him off.
600
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,004
We just need to hope that
he sends over the agreement
601
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,527
before this hits the papers.
602
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,747
But, Rosalyn, good call.
603
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,096
- I know.
604
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:26,491
?
605
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:30,712
[elevator bell dings,
doors open]
606
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:34,150
- Okay, I'm here, but if you
can't get me Tom Hanks,
607
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,543
I-I don't know why.
608
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,458
- Because, Brian,
there is another actor
609
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,504
who successfully made
the transition
610
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,549
from comedy to drama.
611
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,985
- Patton Oswalt?
- Mm-hmm.
612
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,292
He starred
in the movie "Ratatouille."
613
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:48,034
Okay, look, I know he's not
who you originally asked for,
614
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,862
but he came here for you.
615
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,038
So why not give it a chance?
616
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,433
- Okay.
- Okay, come on.
617
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,567
Patton Oswalt, I'd love for
you to meet Brian Baumgartner.
618
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,351
- Hi. Thank you
for meeting with me.
619
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,484
- It's a pleasure. My daughter
and I are huge fans.
620
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,877
- Oh, thank you.
621
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,748
- I'm sorry, Erica,
but they need you downstairs
622
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,010
for five minutes.
- Okay.
623
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,230
I'll be right back.
624
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:13,539
- Mr. Baumgartner, My Lordship.
625
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,977
[inhales deeply, chuckles]
626
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,153
[knock on window]
627
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,763
- What are you working on?
628
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,243
- [sighs]
The divorce settlement
629
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:25,201
between Lester Thompson
and his wife.
630
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,942
- Heard about that.
631
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:30,380
I also heard about you
handling Ted's father's estate.
632
00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:33,906
- Two clients
I wish I didn't have.
633
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:37,562
- I never told
you this, Stuart, but...
634
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,520
if I hadn't left Ted,
635
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,351
I'm pretty sure he would have
asked you to be his best man.
636
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,180
- What about Kevin?
- You two go back further.
637
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,312
The man is nothing
if not loyal.
638
00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:51,314
[knock on window]
- Sorry to interrupt.
639
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,055
When did Ted's father die?
640
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,970
- Two weeks ago.
641
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:57,582
Evidently, he'd been sick
for some time.
642
00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,280
- [sighs]
643
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,674
Okay, I hate to ask this,
but did either of you know
644
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,763
what was happening
when you decided to cut him
645
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,287
out of the merger?
both: No.
646
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,245
- If you had known-
- Excuse me, Mr. Lane?
647
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,725
I just sent you an email.
648
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:13,293
I think you should look at it
right away.
649
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:16,949
- That is when I learned
on live TV
650
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,778
that "huckleberry"-
not a funny word.
651
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,997
- [laughing]
Oh.
652
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,303
Oh, man.
653
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:27,176
It is such a pleasure
talking with you.
654
00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:29,483
I mean, I don't know exactly
how it's going to help me
655
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,920
become an Oscar-level
dramatic actor,
656
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:33,443
but this is so much fun.
657
00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:35,489
- So wait, you want to become
658
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:38,492
an Oscar-level dramatic actor?
659
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,450
- Oh, not want to.
I'm going to.
660
00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:43,628
- Brian, when I said
I was a fan,
661
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,455
I, um, sort of meant it.
662
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:46,544
- What?
663
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,849
- I don't think
you have it in you
664
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,068
to get where you want to go.
665
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:50,635
- Well, who are you
to say that to me?
666
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,375
- Look, I know
this isn't easy to hear,
667
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,334
but, I mean, look
in the mirror, buddy.
668
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:55,640
- Me?
Yeah.
669
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,685
What exactly have you done
that hasn't sucked?
670
00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,774
- Uh, do you want me
to pull up my IMDb page?
671
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,341
- I don't know.
Is your phone small enough?
672
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:02,560
- What does yours say?
673
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,474
"Smallest role
in the dumbest show ever"?
674
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,172
- Kevin Malone
was a key ingredient,
675
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,608
and "The Office"
was a work of genius!
676
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,871
- Even Toby was
funnier than you.
677
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,743
- You voiced a cartoon rat!
678
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:14,136
- His name was Remy,
and that movie won an Oscar!
679
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,224
- I'm gonna win an Oscar, too,
680
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,878
but I'm actually gonna be
on camera.
681
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:18,227
- The only Oscar
682
00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:20,229
you'll ever get close to's last
name is Mayer,
683
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,318
and it comes in a Wienermobile!
- You piece of-
684
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,016
- What the hell
is going on here?
685
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,365
- I'll tell you
what's going on!
686
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,019
The next time I ask you
to do something,
687
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:30,849
either do exactly what
I asked you, or you're fired!
688
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,025
Your Lordship.
689
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:35,549
- That's what she said!
690
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:38,291
It's from his show.
- I never watched it.
691
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,989
[elevator bell dings]
692
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,643
- Okay, I'm here.
693
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,906
What are we doing
on this floor?
694
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,039
- This is the criminal floor.
695
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,694
- I thought this was
about my divorce.
696
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,304
- This...
697
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,481
is about this.
698
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,398
- Uh...
[scoffs]
699
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:01,444
I-I swear t-there's
an explanation-
700
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:03,359
- There always is with you.
701
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,666
- Ted, I have no memory
of this photo being taken.
702
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,537
It must have been doctored.
- "Doctored"?
703
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,365
You want me to go to a jury
with "it was doctored"?
704
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:11,411
[cell phone vibrating]
[sighs]
705
00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:15,197
It's Stuart, which means
the article has dropped.
706
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,764
[sniffs]
Stuart.
707
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,897
- I can tell from your voice
you know what this is about.
708
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,463
- That photo proves nothing.
709
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,465
- Oh, it's more
than a picture, Ted.
710
00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:26,034
The headline reads "He Knew."
711
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,645
It's time to renegotiate.
712
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,430
Have your client here
in an hour.
713
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,954
- I'm no lawyer, but you
better think of something
714
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,608
your wife
wants more than money.
715
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,523
- There's nothing more
that she wants.
716
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,656
All she wants is money.
- If that's what you think,
717
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,354
then you were not listening
this afternoon.
718
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:44,140
[dramatic music]
719
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,064
[car door opens]
720
00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,546
- What are you
doing here, Erica?
721
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,635
- You were obviously
upset earlier.
722
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:04,029
I just wanted to come and
make sure everything was okay.
723
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:06,248
- Well, I don't know if you're
gonna think it's okay or not,
724
00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,686
but, frankly, I don't care.
725
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:13,299
I'm taking a lead dramatic role
in an off-Broadway play.
726
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,083
- Is this because
of Patton Oswalt?
727
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,998
- Yeah, that pompous
little son of a bitch-
728
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:19,740
he told me that I don't have
the talent.
729
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:23,048
Well, I'm gonna show him,
and I'm gonna show you,
730
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:26,878
because if all you see
is Kevin Malone,
731
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:30,316
then you don't know
a goddamn thing.
732
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,492
- Good.
733
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,276
- "Good"?
734
00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:36,017
What?
Good how?
735
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:37,889
- Brian, you wanted to talk
to Tom Hanks
736
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,760
so you could hear
how he did it,
737
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,806
but what you needed
was for someone
738
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,591
to insist you couldn't do it
so you could fight for it.
739
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,725
- Wait, so you told Patton to
start that whole thing with me?
740
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,901
- I did, and he agreed,
741
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:52,861
because he believes in you,
and so do I.
742
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:58,387
- Wow. Thank you, Erica.
- Oh.
743
00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:00,607
- Thank you so much.
744
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,391
- Okay.
745
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,959
You want to know if I can still
book you comedic roles
746
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,787
if this doesn't work out,
don't you?
747
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,136
- I do.
748
00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:10,660
- Well, we'll bake that cookie
when it's time.
749
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,662
- How did you know
this was all gonna work?
750
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,664
- Because people
have been telling me
751
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,797
I don't have what it takes
my whole life.
752
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,930
- I bet they don't say
that anymore.
753
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,975
- You bet your sweet ass
they don't.
754
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:23,804
- Oh, oh, oh, no, they don't!
- [chuckles]
755
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,327
- Come on, let's play.
756
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,199
You're gonna-you're gonna
shoot some hoops with me.
757
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,070
That is my request.
- Okay, just one-
758
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,376
just one hoop.
759
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:31,812
- Okay, let's get to it.
760
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,814
What's it gonna take
to get this signed?
761
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,642
- I'm not here to renegotiate.
762
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,470
I'm here to say
that I won't be standing
763
00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:39,646
by that monster at trial.
- What?
764
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,082
- I swear, this is news to me.
765
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,693
- "I Didn't Know:
The Stuart Lane Story."
766
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:46,174
- I didn't tell him
that I'm not gonna pretend
767
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:49,003
that Lester didn't kill Simon.
- How can you think that?
768
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,397
- How can anyone that saw this
think anything else?
769
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,139
You killed him.
You knew, and you killed him.
770
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,618
- Hold on.
771
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,838
I knew there was a reason
why I had no memory of this.
772
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,622
Look at my left hand.
773
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,537
- Who cares
about your left hand?
774
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:03,496
What does that have to do
with anything?
775
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,845
- Lester's blind as a bat.
776
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,891
Without his contacts,
he can't see a thing.
777
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,849
- My eyes were bothering me
that night-I wore my glasses.
778
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,851
- He's holding his glasses
in his left hand.
779
00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,071
He couldn't have seen
Valerie and Simon.
780
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:15,290
- No.
No, he couldn't have.
781
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,989
But this whole thing, I just-
I'm sorry.
782
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,775
Lester, I can't watch
your trial.
783
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,952
- Give it to her anyway.
784
00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,301
- Lester...
785
00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:27,650
- We've already lost.
786
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:30,523
Look what she thought
I was capable of.
787
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:33,656
[scoffs]
Val, I'm sorry.
788
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:36,137
I took you for granted.
789
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:39,880
And if you don't love me
anymore, I can accept that.
790
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:43,362
But unlike me,
Ted heard you this afternoon,
791
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:44,711
and now I do, too.
792
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,582
I've always believed
in your talent,
793
00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,236
but like you said,
I'm a jealous man.
794
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:50,673
I didn't want to share you
with the world.
795
00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,893
You deserve better.
796
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,548
So I got you a role,
a great role,
797
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,203
just like you always wanted.
798
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:01,510
Stand by me or don't,
799
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:03,818
but please know
I didn't do this.
800
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:06,820
- Okay.
801
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:09,867
[soft music]
802
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,694
I'll stand by you.
803
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:14,741
?
804
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,830
- I think I'm starting
to like your boy.
805
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,180
?
806
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,878
- Thank you, Ted.
807
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,836
You may have just saved
my marriage and my freedom
808
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,882
at the same time.
809
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,580
- It's what I do, Lester.
810
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,408
It's what I do.
811
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,628
?
812
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,111
- Oh.
[chuckles]
813
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,722
- I don't tell you often enough
I love you.
814
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,595
- You tell me every day.
- [chuckles softly]
815
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,772
It's still not often enough.
816
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,341
- What's this all about?
- Ah...
817
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,257
- It's Valerie
and Lester Thompson.
818
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,955
- [sighs]
Stuart...
819
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,348
we're not them.
- I know.
820
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,784
It's just...
821
00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,047
there's a reason
I don't do divorce cases.
822
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,266
It's...
823
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,876
a lot.
824
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,270
- That's not the only case
that's a lot for you right now.
825
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,619
- Helen.
826
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,838
- Stuart, look,
I know it's not your favorite
827
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,232
when I put
my therapist hat on, but...
828
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:14,453
do you think it's possible that
you're misplacing some sadness
829
00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:16,846
over what happened with Ted?
830
00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:20,024
- I take it back.
I tell you I love you plenty.
831
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,896
- Hmm.
832
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:26,117
Look, I know Ted
demeaning criminal defense
833
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,293
took a toll on you
over the years.
834
00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:29,859
And on the business side,
835
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:33,080
I fully support you
cutting ties with him.
836
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,995
But there's
a personal side, too,
837
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,866
I mean, with what
he's going through
838
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,520
and you handling his father's-
839
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:41,219
- I know what you're gonna say,
that we're his only family,
840
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:44,004
but he's gonna be fine.
- I-I wasn't going to say that.
841
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,137
I was gonna ask
what it's doing to you.
842
00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:48,052
But that your mind
went to him...
843
00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:51,794
[sighs] Maybe that means you're
worried he won't be fine.
844
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:55,494
[dramatic music]
845
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:58,192
[line trilling, clicks]
846
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,847
- What has you calling me
this time of night?
847
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,022
- Ted.
848
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,806
I just found out
his father died.
849
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,156
- When?
850
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,114
- When everything else
was happening.
851
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,986
- Rosalyn mentioned something
was going on with him,
852
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,683
but his own father?
853
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:13,252
He didn't even take a day.
- I know.
854
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,864
Hey, if you want,
I could come over.
855
00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:19,518
- First of all, no.
856
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:22,695
Second, you're feeling guilty
about leaving him, aren't you?
857
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,566
- That's...
858
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,220
actually very insightful.
- Mm-hmm.
859
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,092
- When did you
start knowing people
860
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,876
better than they
know themselves?
861
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,791
- You like that?
Check this out.
862
00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,184
I used your whole
863
00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,186
"knowing what the client
really needs" thing today.
864
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,231
- How did it feel?
- Pretty damn good.
865
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:40,452
- Look at you,
growing and learning from me.
866
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:43,063
- I learned a little from you,
867
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,152
but I have to give
some credit to Ted.
868
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,719
- Let me guess-he gave you
869
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,329
the "learn
from your mistakes" line.
870
00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,418
- He gave that to you, too?
- Yep.
871
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,681
- He called you Kobe, too,
didn't he?
872
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,944
- What?
- Never mind.
873
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:56,946
Good night, Ricky.
- Don't call me that.
874
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,513
You know I hate it
when you call me that.
875
00:33:58,514 --> 00:33:59,732
- No, you don't.
876
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:00,907
- Good night, Erica.
877
00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,300
- Good night, Ricky.
878
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:04,258
- I said I don't like it
when you-
879
00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,086
- Oh, got to go.
Getting another call. Bye.
880
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,827
[line beeps]
- [groans]
881
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:10,090
- Well, if it isn't Leah Power.
882
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,874
- Why are you using
my last name?
883
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,441
This doesn't bode well.
884
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:15,922
- I am using your last name
because I'm in a silly mood.
885
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,402
- Okay, thank God.
886
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:18,881
I'll see you tomorrow.
887
00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,448
- Wait, we didn't get
to why I called you
888
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,102
in the first place.
- Am I in trouble?
889
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,930
- You're in the opposite
of trouble.
890
00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,324
- We're going to Cancun?
- Girl, you-
891
00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:28,848
you think the opposite
of trouble is going to Cancun?
892
00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:31,329
- I-I-I get nervous
when I'm not in trouble.
893
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:34,506
- Leah, I called you to tell
you how impressed I've been.
894
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,595
You jumped in there
with Brian's file.
895
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:38,205
You came up with Patton Oswalt
896
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,599
and walked him through why he
needed to crush Brian's dream.
897
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,122
You killed it today.
898
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,124
I didn't want to let the day
end without telling you.
899
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,910
I'm really glad we decided to
take a chance on each other.
900
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,434
- So no Cancun?
901
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:51,610
- No.
No Cancun.
902
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,133
- Thanks, Erica.
903
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:56,397
- Have a good night, Leah.
[line clicks]
904
00:34:56,398 --> 00:35:00,358
- [laughing]
905
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:02,925
What?
906
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:06,060
[telephone ringing]
907
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:08,844
- Ted Black's office.
908
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,498
- Rosalyn, it's Stuart.
Please don't hang up.
909
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:11,673
I need a favor.
910
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:15,416
- My days of doing you favors
are over.
911
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,939
- It's for Ted.
912
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,551
- Like you dropping that bomb
on my desk was for Ted?
913
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,640
- I tried to tell him,
but he wouldn't listen.
914
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,163
What was I supposed to do?
915
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:26,079
- How about not betray him
or cut him out of the merger
916
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,646
or be a terrible friend?
917
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:29,996
- Okay, if you don't want
to tell him what I have to say,
918
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:32,346
you don't have to,
but, Rosalyn...
919
00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:35,393
if you hang up on me,
you're going to regret it.
920
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,656
[dramatic music]
921
00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:39,137
- What is it?
922
00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:48,406
[door closes]
- What's this all about?
923
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,277
I don't know that guy.
924
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:52,061
- That is my father,
925
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:56,065
the lawyer that your boss paid
to offer me a job.
926
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,893
Now, at a certain point,
927
00:35:57,894 --> 00:36:00,679
you may be tempted
to use that information,
928
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,769
so let me explain
how that's gonna go for you.
929
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,511
I will cut you loose.
930
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:09,427
I will make my case
another way.
931
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,690
And as sure
as you're standing here,
932
00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:13,126
you'll be dead in a day.
933
00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:17,696
So take the offer on the table
or leave it.
934
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:20,046
You got five minutes.
935
00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:22,091
[dramatic music]
936
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:25,225
[device clicks, whirring]
937
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,400
[door opens]
938
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:31,579
?
939
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,407
- What's going on?
[door closes]
940
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,061
What the hell am I doing here?
941
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:37,019
- I figured you should get used
to this.
942
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,761
I know why you offered me
that job.
943
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:42,416
Pellegrini wanted me
out of the Justice Department
944
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,245
so that I would stop
coming after him.
945
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,986
- I didn't break a single law.
946
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:51,295
- You took money to obstruct
a federal investigation.
947
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,602
- I offered my son a job
that I wanted him to have,
948
00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:57,257
and no one can prove
anything different.
949
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,433
- Did you think for one second
what would happen to me
950
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:00,608
if any of this ever came out?
951
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:01,740
Of course you didn't.
952
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,263
So, if you want to call me
your son,
953
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,482
start acting like a father!
954
00:37:04,483 --> 00:37:06,266
- How dare you talk
to me that way?
955
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,789
You respect your family!
956
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,574
- You want to talk
about family?
957
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,229
My friend just offered
to risk his career
958
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,884
to get me out of a jam
that you put me in.
959
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:18,017
- "Friend"?
What friend?
960
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,889
- Stuart Lane.
961
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:24,981
And he is more family to me
than you will ever be.
962
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:29,247
[door opens, slams]
963
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:37,297
[lock clicks]
964
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,864
You're off the hook.
965
00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,475
Jimmy...
[keys thud on table]
966
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:44,565
Is gonna take the deal as is.
967
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,133
- [sighs]
968
00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:49,396
[clears throat]
969
00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:53,661
- How'd you know he'd cave?
- He's exactly like my father.
970
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,751
All he cares about is himself.
971
00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,015
- Well...
972
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:03,323
I have to thank you.
- For what?
973
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,890
- For making me realize
974
00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:07,022
I want to be
a criminal defense attorney.
975
00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,198
- No, Stuart-
- I know how you feel about it.
976
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,026
But this is the most
I've enjoyed being a lawyer
977
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,854
since we went at it
at the mock trial.
978
00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:15,335
Like, criminal law is
what I was meant to do.
979
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:16,858
- So be a prosecutor.
980
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,425
- Oh, come on.
- I'll make a call.
981
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,210
- Come on, we both know I like
money way too much.
982
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:23,082
And I'm gonna need it
983
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,954
because Helen and I are gonna
start a family.
984
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:29,218
- You're getting married?
- If you'll be my best man.
985
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,917
- So, if I say no,
you're not getting married?
986
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:34,049
- Oh, damn, I didn't think
this through.
987
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,834
- I'd be honored.
I would be honored.
988
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,749
- [laughs] Hey!
- Yes!
989
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,751
Congratulations.
- Thank you, brother.
990
00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:41,056
Oh, thank you.
991
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:43,581
Speaking of relationships,
where's Samantha?
992
00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:47,062
- Oh, hey!
Speak of the devil. Hey.
993
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,890
- Stuart, I missed you.
- Dude.
994
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,371
- I missed you. Get in here.
[door closes]
995
00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:52,634
Hey.
996
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,029
- Aw.
He really likes you.
997
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,771
- Okay. All right.
[Samantha chuckles]
998
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:02,948
- Group hug.
- Get in here, Eddie.
999
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:06,125
[sentimental music]
1000
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,693
?
1001
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:11,652
[cell phone ringing]
1002
00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:15,134
?
1003
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:18,137
- Rosalyn, it's late.
Is everything all right?
1004
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:21,270
- I'm fine,
but I have some news.
1005
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:24,535
Your father is being buried
tomorrow morning...
1006
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,885
next to your brother.
1007
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:28,800
I think you should go.
1008
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:31,629
- Stuart put you up to this,
didn't he?
1009
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:34,632
- He did, but that's not
why I'm doing it.
1010
00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,938
- Well, if he calls again,
1011
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:40,028
you tell Stuart
I let the man die alone.
1012
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:42,858
He can be buried alone.
1013
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:49,777
- Who is gonna be buried alone?
1014
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:53,738
Who died, Teddy?
Was it someone you know?
1015
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,436
- It was Dad, Eddie.
1016
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,959
Dad died.
1017
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,921
- I don't understand.
Why would he be buried alone?
1018
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,314
- Eddie, it's...
1019
00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:08,405
- I don't care
about what he did.
1020
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,971
He's our dad.
1021
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:12,321
[Abraham Alexander's
"Heart of Gold"]
1022
00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:17,239
Teddy, without him,
I w-wouldn't have you.
1023
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,372
I-I l-love him,
1024
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:21,243
and I want to say goodbye.
1025
00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:24,725
- [sighs]
1026
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,858
- ? I can feel the love
1027
00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:29,774
?
1028
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:34,039
? And from my father's hands
1029
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,869
? A battle rages on my skin
1030
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:41,002
?
1031
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:44,832
? And heart of gold
1032
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,834
? Keep moving on
1033
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:49,533
?
1034
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:52,187
? Just keep pressing on
1035
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:55,277
? And, oh, my soul
1036
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:58,019
?
1037
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,979
? Please stay strong
1038
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,852
?
1039
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:07,464
? In my brother's arms
1040
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,118
?
1041
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,904
? Find shelter in the storm
1042
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,733
?
1043
00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:18,866
? Heart of gold
1044
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,520
? Keep moving on
1045
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:23,218
?
1046
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,960
? Just keep pressing on
1047
00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,659
? And, oh, my soul
1048
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,531
?
1049
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,316
? Please stay strong
1050
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,929
?
1051
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,049
- Aaron. Aaron!
1052
00:42:10,099 --> 00:42:14,649
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