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You're supposed to blow the safe,

not the whole damn bank.

Hey!

You can't use that much, Barney.

We need a bigger bank.

Hey, what are you doin'?

Keepin' you from blowin' us to Hell.

- You don't know about this stuff. - Better than you.

Okay, I'll use six.

- Six? - Okay, five.

- Use one. - How about two?

One!

C'mon, c'mon. Take the bridge out, Barney!

Well, I dunno.

That posse's comin' on pretty strong.

Dynamite it, Barney,

or these guys are gonna be dogging us all day.

Hey, Barney, what are you doing?

You don't blow the bridge 'til you're on this side.

You know...

In the long run, I ain't sure I'd have less trouble

on this side of the bridge.

You just keep talking, you're gonna find out.

Let's see...

Should I use two... Let's see, four sticks...

Barney! Use 'em all!

You got a match?

Some dynamiter.

Here, Barney.

Yeah, thanks.

One match?

You give me one match?

Yeah, real funny.

This better work.

C'mon, Barney. C'mon.

Sorry about the bridge, Sheriff!

Yeah, there's another one 20 miles South of here!

What are you laughin' at?

Try using a fuse that works, next time.

Fuse worked!

Just didn't work long enough.

Lucky for us, I'm a good shot.

Yeah, you're a great shot. Took you enough tries.

You don't think I coulda got that in one?

Oh, well, maybe.

If you had some eyeglasses.

You had more matches.

You son of a...

Ma'am.

...absolutely luxurious!

Come on up, sir!

Won't fight you like that horse!

This Model T Ford will have everybody in the country

eatin' your dust.

It's fast!

And it's a right plain pleasure to handle!

And it eats gasoline,

which is ten times cheaper than hay!

- Spectacles, sir? - Huh?

Spectacles, sir?

Mothers!

I see the proud tears in your eyes!

Barney.

Barney, come here.

Isn't that just beautiful?

Yeah. That's beautiful.

Just beautiful.

What are you lookin' at?

What do you think?

It looks pretty solid.

Kinda place you'd build around a lot of money.

I don't think so, Luke.

Sir?!

Hi.

I'm here to get you into my regiment!

You'll be on top of the heap

and we'll whip 'em in two weeks!

You interested in this fella's sales pitch?

Who's payin' for this dang war?!

Our boys aren't gonna stand by

and let our European friends go under!

'Cause otherwise, American will be next

on Kaiser Bill's list!

Who's Kaiser Bill?!

Who's payin' the kaiser's bills?

Fellow Americans!

Patriots!

There. Easy pickins.

Now all we gotta do is give it a little push.

- And now. - Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, will ya?

These things gotta be timed out perfect.

Oh, look at the size of that thing.

- Yeah. - Think you can blow it, Barn?

Yep. Just need a match.

Hey, Luke, you gotta l-- Thanks.

Blast the thing, Barn.

Hey, this is open...

We sure saved your bank, Mr. Pendercost.

Boy, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Penderc--

Me and my partner here

was thinkin' about makin' a little deposit.

You sure picked a strange way to open an account.

Uh, we was just, uh...

...checkin' the bank to see if it was safe enough

for us to put our money into.

- Yeah. - Mind if I sit down?

- I do. - Bill?

- Ouf! - Hey!

Mr. Pendercost said he do mind.

Heck, that's no way to treat a potential customer

with a sizable lot of money. - How much?

- We got two thousand-- - One thousand--

- One thou-- - Two thou--

We got one thousand dollars.

How much you say, boy?

Well, I was just speakin' for myself, since...

...me and Barn's fifty fifty partners, and all.

'Course that, uh...

...sums up to two thousand.

I, uh... don't suppose you got it handy.

No, heck no. Yeah, we got it hidden.

Bill?

Get Big Jake over here.

Well then, you're gonna take our money?

Sue thing. I'll even give you a deposit slip.

Well, I guess we're free to go then, huh?

In a manner of speaking.

Well, hello there, Big Jake!

I got a couple of red-blooded, able-bodied boys here,

ready for action.

Aw, look at those poor guys.

Yeah, we could be in a nice, quiet jail somewhere.

C'mon! Keep it tight! C'mon!

Hey, Big Jake, what's the hurry?!

Don't wanna go get my head blown off.

Hey, Luke!

Last thing I wanna do is go to front line and--

Luke! Luke!

I didn't come eight thousand miles to be run over by a truck!

Get down, ya dumb palookas!

I ain't ruinin' a two-week-old bath

for no German bomber.

Let's get 'im.

I got 'im!

Uh-uh, I got 'im!

Pretty good shootin', huh, Luke?

Thanks, Barney.

No, I meant me.

What are you talkin' about? I got the pilot.

I got the pilot!

You got the guy on the wing, I got the pilot.

- I got the pilot! - I got 'im!

I got that pilot!

Get away from that truck!

No, no, no. No!

Wonder what's in this thing we ain't supposed to see.

- I don't know. - Think it's the payroll?

We got our luck back, Barn. Mount up.

Come on, giddy up!

Come back here, yous guys!

You're on report!

God damnit!

All right! Back on the road!

Come on! Move it!

Oh, you ain't gonna believe it.

- What? - This thing's loaded to the top with dynamite.

Well, that's what they were trying' to tell us.

You sure handle this bronco pretty good, pal.

Why don't you take us some place

we can spend our poker winnings.

Well, how 'bout Paris?

Par-ee!

Not bad.

So, what's next to Paris?

Well, uh...

I don't know.

South Dakota?

Hey, what's that say, Luke?

It says "bar" Barney.

Whoa! Look out!

All right, girls?

I say, watch where you're going, can't you?

- Sorry. - Do you believe?

Let's go in.

- Absolute disgrace. - Outrageous!

Shouldn't be allowed on the road.

Officers only, Barn.

Oh, that's a shame.

I sure am thirsty.

I bough the bottle, don't you worry.

Where are you going? - It's this way. This way.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

- All right. - It'll be all right.

All right.

Archibald, my God, what a small world!

Uh... Aldiss.

I'm Aldiss. - Yes, Aldiss, Aldiss.

Well, Aldiss, you remember me, Luke?

Uh, barkeep, could you set up a round

for our buddies and us.

Make 'em doubles.

Ah, Nicky, you remember our chum, Luke.

I really don't think we know these gentlemen, Aldiss.

Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.

Forgotten already, Nicky?

That was quite a bender we chaps went on in Paris.

You and Aldiss and me and my buddy, Barney.

Oh, yes, spiffing.

Absolutely spiffing.

We just thought it was our turn to...

...buy you folks a round.

Come on, Nicky.

I know we've met up with these gentlemen before.

Besides...

...they're buying and we're broke.

Madame, Messieurs.

Merci, Monsieur.

You know, you are a very good dancer.

Thank you.

Say, uh, Nicky. You don't mind my buddy

having a turn on the floor with your sweetie, do you?

After all...

...we're all in this war together.

Isn't it time you went home?

I'll keep that, thank you.

Gentlemen!

Let's drink to us.

If you want an honorable toast,

let's drink to the knights of the air,

the Royal Flying Corps.

Hear, hear.

No, let's toast to the bomber

Barney and I pasted this morning.

You shot down a bomber?

Yes, of course, we did.

Where?

Oh, a couple hours down the road.

Down the road, 'eh?

I recognize you.

You were the fellows who almost ran us down outside!

You, a common driver hitting a bomber!

And just how did you hit it?

Well, it was like this.

Take that!

Barney!

Are you all right?

Wonderful! My hero!

Oh, Luke, my dear.

I do not understand why this happen every night!

Surely you are supposed to be fighting the Germans,

not yourselves.

'Ey...

Anybody who can drive a truck can fly a plane.

Right, Barney?

Whatever you say, Lieutenant.

Like hell!

Wanna bet?

It's a bet.

Are you serious?

Where are we going to find a plane?

Don't you worry.

I'll find us a crate.

This is a gunbus.

One hell of a plane.

Try these on for size.

It's colder up there than you'd think.

You know, you can help.

Thank you.

- Here? - There.

And that's all there is to it.

Throttle, stick, rudder.

Got it.

Remember what Nicky said about landing?

If I can walk away from the plane

it's a good landing, right?

And I win the bet.

Uh, agreed.

All right, uh...

You got another one of these suits for my buddy?

Oh, I suppose he'll have to have mine.

You don't-you don't both have to be flyers.

Look, where I go, Barney goes.

Just try and stop 'im.

Where is this friend of yours?

And where are the girls?

Barney!

Hey, Barney!

Come here!

Barney! Grab the bags! Get your butt over here!

You can still call it off.

No...

Put your clothes on.

I ain't got 'em off yet.

Your flying clothes.

- Flying clothes? - Yeah, we're goin' up.

Not me.

I ain't goin' up in that thing.

Barney, we got a lot of money ridin' on this thing.

What are these guys bettin'?

They didn't have any money last time I saw.

Yeah, what is your bet?

- Our bet? - Yeah.

Well...

Well, why don't you bet us?

Oh, that's just not on.

- Why not? - Yeah, why not?

No way we ain't gonna win this one.

Just a sec.

Now, you will be here when we get back.

You'd better take these.

Thanks.

Give 'em back. I'm drivin'.

Hell no. I'm drivin'.

Okay, get in front.

Okay.

Contact!

Contact!

Hey, Luke, wait a minute!

Where's my brakes and drivin' wheel and stuff?!

All right, Barn, I got a spare set back here!

The tree! The tree!

Barney, just leave me alone! I'm tryin' to drive, please!

All right! Move! Move!

We're off the ground! We're flyin', Luke!

We're flying!

Luke! - What?!

I'm gonna be seasick!

Airsick, Barney!

Airsick, Seasick! What's the difference?!

I'm gonna be sick!

They're going too far.

They'll lose the field!

- Have you got their money? - No.

I thought you did.

Hey, Luke!

Somethin' doesn't feel right here!

I'm workin' on it, Barney! I'm workin' on it!

How's that?!

Yeah, that's better!

I think.

Come on.

We've got a briefing at eight o'clock.

I don't want to go.

You're headin' for that cloud, Luke!

Stop frettin', Barn!

I'm goin' around it!

Is this "around it"?!

'Cause I can't see!

Hold it, Barn! Be quiet!

What's that?!

I don't know, but I ain't stickin' around to find out!

You're gettin' a little low, Luke!

I said you're gettin' a little low, Luke!

Pull up! Pull up!

I can't see the field!

They all look the same!

Luke!

Luke, I-- Luke!

Luke?!

Sit down, Barney! You're gonna fall out!

Fall out?!

I don't believe this!

Hey, Luke! There's a circus down there!

This is it, Luke!

We did it, pal.

You've wrecked my crate!

- Sorry about that, Sir. - You will be!

See that wagon over there?

- Yes, Sir. - Yes, Sir.

That is the commanding officer's quarters,

where you will report on the double!

I sure hope he's a reasonable man.

You'll find out.

You're British, is ya?

Well, hell no. We're good--

You have done very well.

You've destroyed two planes in one swell foop!

Hmm!

Is this a German squadron?

Naw, don't worry, sir.

He's just got humor, Fritz,

'cause the C.O. shot him down over the base

and he landed on his head, sir,

so he thinks this is a German squadron

pretending to be British.

Still suits us, 'cause little Fritzy-boy

is a mechanical genius, isn't ya?

He'll have them crates back in the air by the morning, sir.

And sometimes I make something special.

Uh, you should see Fritz' specials!

We'll do that some time.

Let's make a run for it.

Where to? You and me's desperate.

We gotta do somethin'. We just smashed two planes.

Don't you think that's gonna make this C.O. a little mad?

Well, sure he'll be mad.

We'll get around and we'll go have a little chat with him.

Pilot to pilot.

Pilot to pilot? We can't fly.

Now wait a minute. You can't fly.

I flew that gunbus and I landed it.

Well, you call that a landing?

We walked away from it. Didn't we?

We won the bet. Didn't we? - A hell of a bet.

We were havin' a drink with two pretty girls.

Now look what you've got us into.

Oh, come on. You saw how nice those British fly-boys had it.

Look around, Barn.

This is the easy life.

Let's run our string of luck.

Right, gents, if you'd just like to wait there a minute.

As long as it doesn't get us strung up.

Well, if it doesn't suit us, we'll go out the same way we came in.

By airplane.

Get me Major Canning.

That guy was the C.O.

Gentlemen!

After you.

Look here, Canning.

We're killing ourselves to find that airship,

and two of your schoolboy pranksters

steal my last gunbus,

and when they finally bring it back,

they cash it on top of my crate!

I presume I am right in telling Captain Bannock

that none of our chaps stole his gunbus.

No, Bannock, all my chaps are accounted for.

Then if they're not your boys...

...you won't mind if I have them shot.

Well, you've got some real talkin' to do.

All right, Canning!

Take a seat, gentlemen.

The airship! Hm?

I need some of your new planes!

With their range, we can find its base.

I have no intention whatever, Bannock,

of sacrificing so much as a single new aircraft

to your obsession.

I have just returned from General Headquarters.

They are thrilled

that the Gotha bomber went down in our sector.

You got the Gotha bomber?

Sir, we got that bomber.

- Where? - Lousy.

- Ah, Lousie. - That's what I said.

Are you sure it was your boys who got the bomber?

Of course, it was.

What, uh...

What do you know about it?

Oh, just that it was shot down near...

...Lousie.

Lousie?

You do realize that Lousie is in my sector.

You have been poaching my territory!

My boys have taken care of your problem,

you can damn well help us with ours.

Give me some of your new crates so I can get that airship!

Sir, this, uh, this German airship.

- Yes. - Kinda noisy?

Like a big steam engine?

More like an earthquake.

You heard it?

We saw it, Sir.

- You've seen it?! - Yes, Sir.

In that case...

...welcome to the squadron. My name's Bannock.

- Hi. I'm Luke. - Barney.

You'll find plenty to keep you occupied.

Oh, my God!

Well, you did it...

...like always.

I hope not.

Come on, Barn.

We ain't the only crash around here.

Bloody Hamilton!

Sorry about my crate, Sir.

Do you have to go dripping all over everything?!

I think you do it deliberately to annoy me!

Damn it all!

That's three crates wrecked today.

Four, Sir! Pilkington bought it.

I saw his coffin flame out.

We ran into Heavy Archie in Q Sector, Sir.

- You two! - Yes, Sir!

Help Hamilton into the mess!

- Hello, chaps. - Hi. How are ya?

Never felt better in me life.

We're here because, we're here because

We're here because we're here

We're here because, we're here because...

Yes, don't worry about me, old chap.

Franco, stop it. Cook the vegetables.

Hey, partner.

Listen. There's a couple of things I've been hearin'.

Yeah, great, ain't it?

Well, first off, this Heavy Archie,

he ain't no guy.

And these pilots here,

they don't expect to live past tomorrow.

Stop frettin', Barney.

We got it made.

Just trust me.

Yeah.

Okay...

...but there are some very strange things goin' on here.

Follow me, Sir. I'll get you a table.

Do you want a drink?

- No, thank you. - Marie!

- Chalky! - Sir!

Well, well.

Canning's lads.

You don't happen to be delivering a couple of Salmsons, do you?

No. Just paying a debt of honor.

Just paying a debt of honor. Yes, Sir.

No matter.

Join us for lunch!

I hear the food Canning dishes up is quite appalling!

Ye--

Countess Olga!

We've got four more mouths to feed!

Barney!

- Oh, Look! - No, Luke.

Oui, Luke, oui.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

You are a great pilot.

Café?

No, no.

We British, we only drink tea!

You are so brave!

Why?

To join this squadron.

Nicky says you are foolish.

Foolish?

More likely, raving mad!

A toast!

Yes, Brandon. You're the toastmaster.

To our comrade... lost today!

Pilkington! - Pilkington!

We dedicate our last drop of blood

to avenging all our dead companions!

Hear, hear.

Of course, in a suicide squadron,

you have to take your chances.

Death or glory!

Death and glory!

Tried to tell you. This ain't no Boy Scout troupe.

We are in a suicide squadron.

Not for long, we ain't.

Our American allies...

...the new boys here...

...have actually seen...

...the experimental airship!

Well, I don't know for certain where that airship was headed,

so, uh...

...why don't you give me and Barney a crack at it?

You have my permission, lads.

Do it!

Hurry up, Barn.

Still sleepin'.

Come on.

So, what's the plan?

We sure just ain't goin' after no airship.

So what are we gonna do?

- We're goin' to Switzerland. - Switzerland?

Hey, wait a minute.

What about the girls?

Let's take 'em with us.

Ah, we'll send for 'em.

Right now, we gotta teach you how to fly.

Fly? I don't need to learn how to fly.

The hell you don't.

I drove that truck, didn't I?

Yeah, just 'cause you can drive a truck doesn't mean you can fly a plane.

Wait a minute, you said that anyone...

- Morning, Ffolkes. - Morning, Sir.

Another thing, don't you be tellin' anybody about this plan.

Oh, first you want me to learn how to fly,

now you don't want me tellin' anybody about this plan.

Just don't tell anybody, Barney.

Luke... we've been at this a long time.

I've been up and I've landed 15 times already.

Well, make it 16.

Luke!

Look, I been thinkin' about this Switzerland idea.

You know, I just don't feel right goin' to a strange place

without some dynamite.

Too bad we ditched that truckload full of it.

Lucky I just landed.

Wait a minute, Fritzy.

Hey, Luke!

There's our gunbus.

This is an airplane?

Eh, zat is one of my specials.

- It's pretty special. - That's not the one he promised us, is it?

No, no, no, no. Zat...

Zat is here.

You sure this crate'll fly 20 miles?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Zis will now fly perfectly for at least... 30 miles.

Fritz, you're a genius.

I know.

You shoulda kept on sleepin'.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

We're not goin' that far. Be back in an hour.

Right, Luke?

That's right. One hour.

You destroy the airship in just an hour?

Well, this is just the first part of the plan.

Gotta go.

There are one or two...

...small things you should know.

First of all, you cannot take off

unless you are traveling at at least 30 miles an hour.

It does fly, though?

Of course, it flies.

Hey, we're takin' these two Salmsons.

That your boss?

Yes, Sir.

Good. Show him how you spin a prop.

Put your back into it.

Just a minute!

Your orders!

How 'bout these orders?

Come on.

Nicky, look!

Uh, no, don't look!

They're stealing our machines!

Well... we stole one of theirs.

To tell you the truth, Aldiss, my boy,

I can't see anyone stealing anything.

You bowl.

Uh, I say, Sir...

Didn't know you had ordered an early patrol.

My orders are quite clear, Lieutenant.

The first patrol leaves at 0900.

But those engines, Major. It's only 8:30.

Well now, Bannock...

You really have done it this time.

Get me General Headquarters on the telephone, will you?

Hello, Captain Bannock.

General Headquarters here.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Hey, Fritzy! Ha ha ha!

How you doin'?

Uh, fill 'em up and load them spare cockpits with extra gas cans.

All right? - Yes, Sir.

- Nice landing, partner. - Nothin' to it.

Permission to carry on, Sir.

No. I've had time to think about it.

I'm sorry.

But Captain, you said me and Barney could have a crack at it.

You can't shoot down this size of airship with a machine gun.

There's gotta be some way to do it.

Dynamite.

What about dynamite?

Yeah.

Well, I doubt if dynamite would do it, but...

...it's worth a try!

Go to it, lads!

You will destroy the airship with that?

Tell me how you will do it!

Barney?

I know what they are doing.

They're running away...

...to Switzerland.

Oh, Barney!

You will destroy there airship.

You can do it. - Sure.

But all that matters is that you two are with us, right?

- No! - Yvette!

I got my reasons for doin' what I'm doin', all right?

Look, Luke, I got an idea.

Let's take 'em with us.

We got two spare cockpits.

Naw, those cockpits are loaded with gas cans, remember?

Yeah, but what do we need all that gas for?

We gotta go through Germany first.

Look at the map. Right there.

- Here? - There.

That's deeper than anybody's been in this squadron.

They never expect to come back.

Neither do we, Barney.

Neither do we.

We shoulda told 'em about the airship, Luke.

What if we don't make it, Barn?

Maybe you're right.

All set, Captain.

Show off and you change the course of the war.

Yeah, well, we plan on it.

You have the planes to do the job.

And if anyone asks where they came from...

...we'll tell them Fritz made them.

I do better zan zees!

- You can do it, lads. - Thank you.

Captain.

Fritz.

I'd give my right arm to be up there with them now.

Down! Everybody down!

Faster, you bloody fools! Get down!

Get down! - Get down!

Fritz, get down!

My specials! I must get to my specials!

Fritz!

Let this be a lesson to you...

...of the might of Germany!

Your puny airplanes...

...are a thing of the past.

This...

...is the partnership of the future!

I command the skies!

You cannot hurt this great ship

with your puny weapons!

See... how easily...

...you can be crushed.

Your war is over, gentlemen...

...and very soon it will be over for everyone.

I shall hand...

...to our Kaiser Wilhelm...

...the laurels of victory.

Here we go-o-o!

You know, you guys are makin' a big mistake here.

Sure you don't wanna talk about this thing?

Barney!

Get outta here!

Get outta here!

That's my pal Barney.

He's comin' back for me, you know.

Say, you haven't seen a big airship around, have ya?

I didn't think so.

The merciless hand of Death...

...struck down Fritz.

Loyal Fritz.

I swear...

...on Death's own bones...

...I'll get that airship.

It's a Salmson!

Only one.

Get down! Get down!

What happened?

Fritz... The evil airship.

Where is Luke?

He got captured.

There was nothin' I could do.

I gotta talk to Bannock.

Okay?

Welcome back.

- Bloody good landing, old chap. - Thanks.

Captain.

We found the base.

We found the airship base. It's right here.

Ha!

Well done.

When Canning hears this, he'll have to give us the Salmsons.

We'll hit that evil bag of gas at dawn!

At dawn? There isn't time, Sir!

Lieutenant!

The right time to attack is dawn!

They could do anything to Luke!

Our priority is to destroy that airship!

You don't seem to understand, Sir!

Luke was captured!

Captured?

No one in my squadron is captured.

Chalky.

Chalky.

Can that gunbus fly?

Yes, Sir.

Fritz, he'd, uh... He'd just finished it.

And it wasn't destroyed in the bombing raid?

No, sir, no. It's safe in the woods

at Fritz' hangar.

Can you gas it up and put some extra cans in the front cockpit?

Yes, Sir.

Oh, and, uh, these belonged to Fritz, so...

...you might find them useful.

Thanks, Chalky.

I gotta go back for Luke...

...but we'll send for you, I promise.

You are crazy to go.

Don't worry.

I'll get him back.

Chalky, you got some matches?

Thanks.

Right, sir. Fuel on.

Okay. Fuel on.

- Contact! - Contact!

Oh, Fritz.

Fritz...

You're alive.

Is... is... is everything destroyed?

My specials?

No! No, they're safe in the woods!

Good as the day you made 'em!

Where's the guy you captured?

Speak English! English!

Good morning...

Wilhelm Shakespeare...

Scotch whiskey...

No, you shot down a plane.

Plane! Boom, boom, boom!

Where's the pilot?

Bank.

Closer to Switzerland than I thought.

Give me your clothes.

Give me your clothes! Come on! Clothes! Clothes off!

Canning?

Canning!

God damn it!

I've been waiting for you to call for three hours!

We now know the exact position of their secret base!

So, when do we get the Salmsons?

I-it'll be the biggest explosion in history!

They'll hear it in Piccadilly Circus!

You have received my request for the planes?

Good.

What?

You've mailed it to GHQ?!

Barney?

What the hell are you doin' here?

I figured you might need a little help.

What, gettin' outta here? Naw.

I don't need any help gettin' outta here.

I can get outta this place any time I want.

There's nothin' to it. It's simple.

'Course, if you wanna blow a little hole inside, it might--

Barney!

Barney!

Barney, you better be down there!

Stay away from the window, if I was you.

Blast the thing, Barn.

Wait!

Are you facin' the wall? - What?

Turn around, look at the wall.

- I am facing the wall. - All right.

Take, uh...

Take four-four paces to your left,

and put the dynamite right there.

What is wrong with in front of the window?

Just do like I say. All right?

Trust me, Barney. Trust me.

I don't know what-- Okay, okay.

Four paces.

One, two, three, four.

Luke!

Come on!

Luke!

Come on, Luke. Come on!

I said four paces.

Get up, you son of a gun.

Grab some more.

Let's go! Come on!

Come on, Luke. Hurry up.

Look at me in this get-up.

Why couldn't you have punched an officer?

Trade you for these short pants.

You do have nice knees, Barn.

Yeah, poor Fritz.

We'll get 'em.

Luke!

What are you gonna do?

Go to the gunbus, keep your eyes open,

'cause if this works, you're gonna see one hell of a big bonfire.

Luke, wait!

Wait!

Luke, you can't do that.

Not without this.

Sit down! Sit down!

Hey, Barney! Look!

- Feuer! - Feuer!

What are you doin'?!

Takin' her down, Luke!

- What? Here?! - Yep!

Great landing, pal, but this don't look too safe!

The safest place around!

Oh, yeah?!

Real safe!

Feuer!

Feuer!

- Feuer! Feuer! - Feuer!

Mach schnell! Mach schnell!

Bannock!

Fritz! You're a genius!

Death... and glory!

This is it, Luke!

Yeah, this is it, all right!

Come on, Barn!

Make this thing work!

Hello! Hello!

Kapitän! Kapitan!

Von Schlussel, here!

Yeah, well this here's Luke!

Me and my pal, Barney, here,

he's the one with the dynamite...

...we got a real interesting proposition for ya!

Take this ship down, or we'll blow ya outta the sky!

Your war is over, Kapitän!

Darn it!

Follow them horses!

Hey, Barney, did you give back the deposit slip?!

No! Maybe that's why they're chasin' us, huh?!

It's for you, Mr. Pendercost.

Muzzer ship to gunbus, muzzer ship to gunbus.

Come in, please. Come in, please.

Yeah, Fritz! Go ahead!

Was the mission a success? Ja?!

Over!

Sure was! We got our deposit back!

- With interest! - With interest!

Understood.

Hey, Fritzy, start the engines!

I got a plan!

Plan?! What plan?!

I don't know nothin' about a plan!

Trust me, Barney!

Trust you?!

Yeah! Have I ever gotten you in trouble before?!

Oh, no, I've never gotten into any trouble with you!

Have I? - Well, maybe a couple times,

but they've always been accidents!

Accidents?! That was a war you got me into, Luke!

I got us out of it, didn't I?!

- Oh, yeah! - We're here!

Hey, Barney, you like Mexico?!

Yeah, I hear it's great!

I hear they got food fights! Tequila!

- Revolutions! - Revolutions?!

- I got a great plan, Barney! - Wait a minute!