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Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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You chose your dog
over your job.
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My dog was murdered?
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Someone shot her.
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Your wife left you
for a good-looking guy
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with lots of money
and a powerful job.
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Whose side are you on?
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Bet you didn't know
I have a son.
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What's the favor?
- Friend of mine is in trouble.
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The Xbox.
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I didn't give him this.
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He said you paid for it.
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Why'd you have
to blow up my life?
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How long are you planning
to stay?
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Long as it takes to destroy
everything you care about.
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I can fix this.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Can we stop saying "the body"?
Let's just say "quiche."
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Koi pond?
- What about the garden?
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We'll have to dig it up.
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Please tell me
I didn't just hear
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they're gonna dig up the body.
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We have to move it.
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So the primary'll have
dual walk-in closets
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and pocket doors
to the terrace.
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Do you guys want to see
where the ADU's gonna be?
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Can't wait.
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Uh, ADU?
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It's where rich people
put their Pilates machines.
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Or in this case,
a guesthouse
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with a soaking tub
and walk-in shower.
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Two floors,
three-car garage underneath.
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Is she OK?
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She's just in
the denial stage
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of cold-blooded murder.
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There's been nothing
on the news.
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Nothing anywhere.
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It's like no one
even misses Quiche.
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It's only been a few days.
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You're allowed
to say it, guys.
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Planting the phone worked.
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For now.
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I'm thinking accordion doors
to capture that lake breeze.
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Cool.
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Unless you want
something different.
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- Me?
- You're gonna live here.
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She is?
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Thought she might want to
get rid of that divorce juju.
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Uh, this is way too much
house for me.
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Well, you won't be
living here alone.
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Who's my roomie?
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Quiche.
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Oh, God.
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Marilyn's determined
to build that koi pond.
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No.
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She's already started
the site survey.
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Hell no.
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When does the foundation
go in?
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Tomorrow.
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Why does it have to be me?
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I could never afford
this house.
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And we won't have to move
a dead body ever again.
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Please say something.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Anything.
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Is it over?
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Yes.
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Yes, of course.
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When did it start?
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A while ago.
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Weeks?
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Months?
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Christmas.
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Where?
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Where what?
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Where did you and Gary
paint each other's nails?
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What do you think?
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Um...
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hotels,
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show houses...
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Our house?
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Our bed?
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Do you love him?
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No.
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Not anymore.
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OK.
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OK?
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OK.
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OK what?
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I forgive you.
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That's it?
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Thanks for letting me know.
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And then, from the shadows,
they hear a low growl.
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Bigfoot?
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A whole herd of them!
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This sucks.
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Well, that's 'cause
we haven't made s'mores yet.
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I'm gonna go get my iPad.
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No one likes to look
at a dead garden.
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All they see is
a big pile of dirt.
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What are you doing?
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Whatever you want.
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I want to go
to couples counseling.
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What was once lush
and vibrant
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is now barren and bleak.
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My job is to bring
the dirt back to life.
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How's your friend?
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- Um, way better.
- Yeah?
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- Who's she talking about?
- No one.
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The girl
he's making babies with.
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- So not cool.
- Yeah?
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Neither is this.
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It's not mine.
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Is that the new Xbox?
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Yeah.
Do you want it?
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Hell yeah!
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OK, wait.
Maybe it is mine.
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You don't know
who you're messing with.
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Oh, what, are you gonna
send me to my room?
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Oh, come on.
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I'm not one of these
Lululemon bitches you can play.
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Oh, no.
No, I know exactly who you are.
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You're all about,
"Look at me, rich friends.
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"I'm helping the dumb,
poor kid.
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Can I get back
on the pickleball team?"
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Even if that were true,
why not take advantage of it?
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But you still owe me
for the Xbox.
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So when I look
at a dead garden,
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I just see possibility.
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He served me breakfast
in bed this morning.
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- Weird.
- Yeah.
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- What'd he make?
- Crepes.
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Huh, weirder.
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Who makes crepes for the wife
who just cheated on you?
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Imagine what you'd get
if you hadn't.
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Why isn't he mad at me?
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Mm, maybe Tucker is
more of a time bomb.
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Or maybe he did
something way worse.
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Do I put the purplies
next to the green ones
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or the pink things?
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Uh, by the dahlias.
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- Pink things.
- The pink things.
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Explain yourself, lady.
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Kid's working off a debt.
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No, about Tucker.
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Oh, here's the thing.
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Any time a guy is too nice
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and not trying to get
in my pants,
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he did something bad.
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She's not wrong.
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Lots of dudes own guns,
Alice.
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Do you?
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Nah, I'm more of
a hand-to-hand combat
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kind of guy.
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Doug has a gun?
For what?
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Nothing he wants me
to know about.
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What'd he make you
for breakfast?
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A therapy appointment.
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Where are my marigolds?
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Oh, they're too expensive.
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But marigolds draw the eye.
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We decided to sub pansies.
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Well, they won't tell
the same story, Catherine.
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And what story
is that, Marilyn?
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Well, once upon a time,
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there was
a cute little garden club
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that thought they could win
the most prestigious prize
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in the state of Michigan
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by planting the same flowers
year after year
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because they'd rather
drink rosé and discuss
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their sad little marriages
instead of focusing
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on what's really important--
making a goddamn garden
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that sings from the dirt
to the heavens.
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Donna!
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Marigolds must be
on sale somewhere, right?
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You had to tell her
about the pansies.
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Kind of fun watching
her suffer, though, right?
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I think there's
something wrong with my lips.
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Whoa, buddy.
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I got stung by a bee.
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- What the hell?
- Donna, can we get some water?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Please don't die.
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How do we lose a body?
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I'm telling you,
it was 15 paces
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from the Japanese boxwood.
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No, it was
the Wintergreen boxwood.
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- This one or that one?
- This one.
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- I just tried this one.
- Try the other one!
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Awesome.
We lost Quiche.
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We didn't lose anyone.
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Why don't you just
live stream it?
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How else are we supposed
to see where we're digging?
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That's what
the boxwoods were for.
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Quiche.
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How deep do we go?
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Till we hit the quilt.
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What if we hit an arm
or a leg?
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Or a face?
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Dig softly.
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Oh, my God.
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- Guys, hold up.
- There's no time.
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They start pouring cement
at sunrise.
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That car wasn't here earlier.
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Someone's watching us.
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What's his weight?
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I'm not sure.
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Is he allergic
to any medications?
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I don't know.
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Has he ever had
a reaction like this before?
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I don't know, OK?
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He is your son, right?
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OK.
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I just need you
to sign this for me.
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What's this for?
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We can't treat a minor
without a parent's consent.
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In order to make this work,
I want both of you
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to be really honest
with each other.
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So who would like to begin?
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You're the one
who wanted to do this.
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And why do you think
that is, Doug?
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I don't know.
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I guess there's
some weirdness with us.
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What kind of weirdness?
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Mm, just money.
You know, life stuff.
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That's not why we're here.
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Um, she's also on the fence
about buying a house,
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starting a family--
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No, it's not about that, either.
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Then what is it?
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Molly.
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Oh, come on.
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- You never liked her.
- That's not fair.
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You never allowed her
in your car.
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OK, she got carsick.
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- You didn't play with her.
- How could I?
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She was always glued
to your side.
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Who's Molly?
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You never even took her
to the vet.
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What's your point, Alice?
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You said she was the reason
I didn't want to have kids.
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So?
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So maybe you wanted her gone.
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That's super messed up.
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Did you do something
to my dog?
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Do you know
what she's referring to?
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I think so.
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- How could you?
- It was an accident.
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Oh, my God.
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What was, Doug?
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I was in a rush.
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I didn't hear it close.
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Huh?
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I should have gone back
to check, but I just didn't.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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I left the gate open.
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And I didn't want to tell you
because I knew
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you'd have that look
on your face.
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Thank you for your honesty.
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I really want to believe it.
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Uh--
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OK.
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OK, feels like a really good
place to stop.
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♪ Belle and I run
for the wall ♪
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00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,000
That one come
with cruise control?
268
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:51,090
Why, are you gonna
mow your own lawn?
269
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,657
Oof, never.
270
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,485
It is a sweet machine.
271
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,531
What's up, Connor?
272
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,099
Has Zach said anything
about fly fishing?
273
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,493
Only every time we pass
the sporting goods store.
274
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,626
He wants to hit the UP
for rainbow trout.
275
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,671
Well, still saving
for all the gear,
276
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,543
so he'll have to wait
for steelhead.
277
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,110
Well, you know, I've got
a cabin up in Marquette.
278
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:14,635
Would surprise me
if you didn't.
279
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:18,769
All the rods,
everything you need.
280
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,947
Uh, I don't know what to say.
281
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,992
I'm happy to help.
282
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,995
OK.
283
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,084
So, uh, how do we do this?
284
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,956
Whatever's easiest.
285
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,306
I can grab the stuff
tomorrow after work
286
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,917
when I have the truck.
287
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,310
Oh, man.
288
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,355
This sucks.
- What?
289
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,662
I meant
Zach would go with me.
290
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,404
But--but it's my weekend.
291
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,320
We always swap.
292
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,756
But I want to teach him...
293
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,236
He's not gonna be
a pro overnight.
294
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,759
The way my dad taught me.
295
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,414
- You still can.
- It's just--
296
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,940
it should be my thing.
297
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,902
Whether you like it or not,
I'm in his life too.
298
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,947
Zach's busy.
299
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,865
Your call.
300
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,959
By the way,
never told him any of this,
301
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,180
so he won't know
what he's missing.
302
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:31,538
♪ Please be kind
303
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,670
♪ And re--
304
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,722
It was probably just
some kids hooking up.
305
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,420
I swear I saw binoculars.
306
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,900
Could have been
a beer bottle.
307
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,207
What is it with you
and the lights?
308
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,992
What?
You work here.
309
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,429
Even if someone
was watching us,
310
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,911
all they saw was a bunch
of people gardening.
311
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,956
In the dark?
312
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,175
Well, that's on you,
my friend.
313
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,742
Sure, we're night gardeners.
314
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,004
Is that even a thing?
315
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,353
Or he could have been
a bird-watcher.
316
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,138
Which explains
the binoculars.
317
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,878
What birds are out at night?
318
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,010
Owls.
319
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,012
Nightingales.
320
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,622
Do you guys actually
hear yourselves?
321
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,582
Night bird-watching?
322
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,453
It's definitely not a thing.
323
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,846
- We should go back.
- What?
324
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,848
- We still have time.
- Guys, he's a cop.
325
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,371
- Then why aren't we in jail?
- Because he's waiting for us
326
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,549
to do something stupid
like go back and dig up a body.
327
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,466
OK, if we don't,
Marilyn will.
328
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,079
Fine.
329
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,168
Knock yourself out.
330
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,785
It was way too much house
for me anyway.
331
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,354
Fine.
332
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:51,270
Then what do we do?
333
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,706
Leave Quiche in peace.
334
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,796
For how long?
335
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,580
Till whoever's watching us
just thinks
336
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:01,323
we're a bunch
of boring day gardeners.
337
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,585
At least that's a thing.
338
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,244
Can we get smoothies now?
339
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,550
Why did you switch
in the first place, huh?
340
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,638
Connor said
wide receivers win the games.
341
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,074
Well, not without
the running backs
342
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,162
pushing the team
down the field.
343
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,946
That's what I told him.
344
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,644
Can I get the
Peanut Butter Blast-Off?
345
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,081
It only comes
in a grown-up size.
346
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,692
Can I get
a grown-up size smoothie?
347
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,825
Uh, sure.
348
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,089
- Yay!
- What? No.
349
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,091
Uh, we'll see.
Zach, get in the car.
350
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,571
Ow! What's your deal?
351
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,790
I just don't want them
to run out of smoothies, OK?
352
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,053
- Move over.
- Quit it!
353
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,099
I was here first.
- You're on my side.
354
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,024
Why are we here?
355
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,635
- Uh, family meeting.
- I want my smoothie.
356
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,811
- Mom will make you one.
- It's not the same!
357
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,161
What is happening?
358
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,641
Hey, uh, can the kids
stay here this weekend?
359
00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,990
Uh, why?
360
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,342
Oh, I just got
a lot going on.
361
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,474
Hey, uh,
you guys go play, OK?
362
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,608
I'll be in there in a second.
363
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,654
Is everything OK?
364
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,222
Uh, don't answer
the door for anyone.
365
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,673
Been on that thing
all day, buddy.
366
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,153
Nothing else to do.
367
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,155
You want to hit the park?
368
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,201
And play on the swings?
369
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,516
You're right.
Screw the park.
370
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,170
Want to go catch
some rainbow trout?
371
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,041
- For real?
- Surprise!
372
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,565
Right now?
373
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,003
Uh,
Connor's gonna take you.
374
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,006
Aren't you coming?
375
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,748
Oh, I gotta put in
a whole row
376
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,837
of Japanese maples
this weekend.
377
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,840
But I want to go with you.
378
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,755
Well, the thing is,
379
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,366
Connor is just
way more experienced.
380
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,977
- He is?
- Oh, yeah.
381
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,284
Yeah, dude's won trophies
and stuff,
382
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,895
might have even been sponsored
or something.
383
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,027
You won't be mad?
384
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,768
No, no, no.
Never, buddy.
385
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,510
It'd actually help me out
at work if you went with him.
386
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,642
Awesome.
387
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,917
Oh! What?
388
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,397
OK.
389
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,486
All right,
I'm gonna need you to twirl.
390
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,400
Yes.
391
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,098
Is it giving flirty plumber?
392
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,404
Um, you know,
it's giving, like,
393
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,885
F-22 pilot,
just landed on the deck,
394
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,016
ready to debrief, you know?
395
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,104
Ooh, mission accomplished.
396
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,456
- Your hubby's off-site.
- Oh.
397
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,284
Well, I just needed to print
out some permission slips
398
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,459
for Dakota's field trip.
399
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,461
OK.
400
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,116
Uh, anything else?
401
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,118
Uh, coffee run?
402
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,468
I could.
403
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,818
We could do those
rocket fuel cold brews.
404
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,167
Oh, yeah, good idea.
405
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,777
Goes with your outfit.
406
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,650
- Charge it to the company.
- Will do.
407
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,454
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy
408
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,804
♪ You stu-stu-stupid
409
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,110
♪ Stupid boy
410
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,287
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy
411
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,332
♪ You stupid
412
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,472
Oh.
413
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,607
Hey, babe.
414
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,217
Can you grab my suit
from the cleaners?
415
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:07,134
Oh, uh, yeah, I can swing by
after Addie's dance class.
416
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,702
Yeah, I might have to make
a quick trip to Chicago.
417
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,269
New client?
418
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,314
No, just matched on one
of those cheater websites
419
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,316
with a yoga instructor
in Lincoln Park.
420
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,404
What?
421
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,885
New client.
422
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,017
Hilarious.
423
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,281
Whatcha doin'?
424
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,848
Uh, I'm just returning
some things at Target.
425
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,328
Oh, I'm about to drive
right by you.
426
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,373
We should grab lunch.
427
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,550
Well, why don't I meet you?
428
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,596
Well, I'm pulling
into Target now.
429
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,947
Yeah, um, actually,
I'm leaving.
430
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,340
We can take one car.
431
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,387
You know what?
I just left.
432
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,868
Wow, that's a nice trick.
433
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,348
What do you mean?
434
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,829
Leaving Target when
I'm standing right behind you.
435
00:21:55,618 --> 00:22:00,013
I was just, um, printing
some permission slips.
436
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:02,886
For Dakota.
Yeah, Brian already told me.
437
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,281
I--I'm gonna check
the printer.
438
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,892
I don't think
he needs to do that.
439
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,025
Do you?
440
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,682
OK, I'm gonna--
441
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:20,338
I'm gonna leave these
cold brews on my desk.
442
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:29,390
Well, I've got to jump
into a meeting.
443
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,045
Feel free to go through
all the drawers too.
444
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,699
Key's in the tray.
- Tucker.
445
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,962
I'm really gonna need
my suit, though.
446
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,791
Do you mind?
447
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,096
OK.
448
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,939
- Ma'am?
- How is he?
449
00:22:56,940 --> 00:23:00,116
- Oh, you can't smoke in here.
- It's not lit.
450
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,422
Still, it's against the law
to even have a cigarette--
451
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,554
Is my son OK?
452
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:03,729
He's stable.
453
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:04,991
Oh, thank God.
454
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,645
We gave him epinephrine.
Swelling's down.
455
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,603
Oxygen levels look good.
456
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,736
So I can take him home?
457
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,781
We want to keep him
overnight.
458
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,087
Is that necessary?
459
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,436
Just to make sure
he's out of the woods.
460
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,351
Out of the woods?
461
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,657
What are the woods?
462
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:20,049
You know, sometimes
these things get worse
463
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:23,183
before they get better.
464
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:26,665
Well, I'd really like
to get him out of here
465
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:30,973
before anyone at home
finds out.
466
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:33,585
Finds out?
467
00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:36,152
Gets worried.
468
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,676
OK.
469
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:41,462
I mean,
in your experience, Eric,
470
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,769
what are the odds
something happens?
471
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,292
It's case by case.
472
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:48,208
OK, but if you were,
like, betting in Vegas.
473
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:51,559
On your son going
into anaphylactic shock again?
474
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,735
Ballpark.
475
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:57,260
He should really
stay the night.
476
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,837
I didn't know
he was allergic to bees.
477
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,318
Moms can't know everything.
478
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,992
I don't think
she's the right therapist.
479
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:34,863
You're lucky
she didn't call the cops.
480
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,169
She just didn't get us.
481
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,345
- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
482
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,478
Do you really think
I shot the dog?
483
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,392
Well, since when
did you start packing heat?
484
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:45,091
Oh, my--my dad gave it to me
after the break-in next door.
485
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:46,527
You know how I feel
about guns.
486
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,963
Which is why
I didn't want to tell you.
487
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,356
And then Molly's shot.
488
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,749
Oh, my--
Alice, everyone has a gun--
489
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,446
cops, security guards, grannies.
490
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,317
Yeah, but not everyone's
jealous of a dog.
491
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:57,843
Oh, my God, I am so sorry
for being honest.
492
00:24:57,844 --> 00:25:02,543
You know, there are ways
to tell where this came from.
493
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,023
So what?
494
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,894
You're just gonna run
some forensics on it?
495
00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:08,027
Maybe.
496
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,115
You know what?
497
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:12,118
Let me make it easy for you.
498
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,729
Forget the CSI crap
and this stupid therapy, OK?
499
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,252
I did it, OK?
500
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,646
I grabbed Molly by the collar,
501
00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:21,562
and I put some peanut butter
on the tip of a gun,
502
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,216
and as she was
blissfully lapping it up,
503
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,567
I blew her goddamn brains out.
504
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:35,881
Is that true?
505
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:38,231
Does it even matter?
506
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:41,278
It's the only thing
you want to hear.
507
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,546
I'm gonna walk.
508
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,611
You're still up.
509
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,658
Shh.
510
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,574
What's going on?
511
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:28,629
You know how you stop
a shark from circling?
512
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,109
Don't.
513
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,637
- Who are you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
514
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,205
You've been on me for days--
no shift change, no partner,
515
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:41,163
and this car is way too junky
to be government issued,
516
00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:43,078
so you can't be a cop.
- Take it easy, man.
517
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:46,169
Who the hell are you?
518
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,042
♪ Dashing through the snow
519
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,696
- Wow.
- Yeah.
520
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,089
- Jesus.
- I know.
521
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,744
Why would your ex-wife
have a PI on your ass?
522
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:59,181
It's her husband.
He wants dirt.
523
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,227
For what?
524
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:02,402
His kids.
525
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:03,969
He's trying to get custody.
526
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,275
♪ Making spirits bright
527
00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,668
♪ What fun it is
to ride and sing ♪
528
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,235
Better than a cop, I guess.
529
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,236
Yeah, for you.
530
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,716
♪ A sleighing song tonight
531
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,848
Not necessarily.
532
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,502
♪ Jingle bells
533
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:18,853
He could have seen all of us
do all kinds of things.
534
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,594
No, he didn't see us
bury Quiche.
535
00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:21,639
How do you know?
536
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,683
Because there'd be no reason
537
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,119
to still follow me
if he knew that.
538
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,469
Unless he's waiting
to use it.
539
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:27,601
♪ Jingle bells
540
00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:29,081
♪ Jingle all the way
541
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,778
Then what happened?
542
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,562
I said, next time I see him,
543
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:34,869
I'm gonna take his ear
as a souvenir.
544
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,263
Hmm, didn't take this guy
for a badass.
545
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,351
Oh, yeah.
546
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,874
Poor schmuck peed his pants.
547
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,140
So--
548
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,795
You made the guy
who maybe saw us...
549
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:50,580
murder someone wet himself.
550
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:54,976
♪ Join us in this song
551
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,717
Anyone want to split
cheese fries?
552
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,850
At 9:00 AM?
553
00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:02,680
The time of day is your issue
with cheese fries?
554
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,638
Let's at least get
onion rings.
555
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:08,468
- How is that better?
- It's a root vegetable.
556
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,306
Where do you even get
one of those?
557
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:22,830
Our guys use them
to find sprinkler heads.
558
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:26,007
I think--
I think it was more over here.
559
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:28,227
- How far'd he throw it?
- Ugh, I don't know.
560
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,837
He was really angry.
561
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,970
I mean, it could be anywhere,
Alice.
562
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,537
If we don't find it,
I'll never know.
563
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:35,930
Oh!
564
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:41,720
Dibs.
565
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:49,336
Do you think Doug would
actually do that to an animal?
566
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,209
Dahmer had a bestie.
567
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,342
What does that
have to do with Doug?
568
00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:57,909
Well, so Dahmer and this guy,
569
00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,737
they'd, like,
hang at McDonald's
570
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,651
while he was still
dissolving bodies.
571
00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,044
- Ew.
- Yeah.
572
00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,829
Here's one of the most
evil people on the planet,
573
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:08,789
but to his bestie, he's just
a dude who likes nuggets.
574
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,318
Doug's not a monster.
575
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,191
Probably not.
576
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:25,153
Thank you.
577
00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:28,678
But, um, the fact
that we're out here
578
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:32,770
looking for a bullet
to prove it?
579
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,774
Might want to take a hard look
at your marriage.
580
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,822
Oh!
581
00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:50,309
Shut up.
582
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,138
Marigolds.
583
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,186
Huh.
584
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:12,811
Wait.
585
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,815
No one in my family
is allergic to anything.
586
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,818
I swear I had no idea.
587
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,473
Thank you.
588
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:27,389
Oh.
589
00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:29,478
Why is she still here?
590
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:32,307
She's just leaving.
591
00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:34,788
She was never supposed to be
with him in the first place.
592
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:36,834
It wasn't like
we were hanging out.
593
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,445
It was more educational.
594
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:40,794
What the hell does that mean?
595
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:42,448
I was teaching him a lesson.
596
00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:44,015
He owed her for an Xbox.
597
00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:46,017
You knew about this?
598
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,714
Joel was just trying
to do the right thing.
599
00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:48,847
Joel?
600
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,025
You guys are friends now?
601
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:58,290
You know what?
602
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,944
I'm just gonna go.
603
00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,510
I want you to arrest her.
604
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:03,382
I think you're making this
bigger than it needs to be.
605
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,514
She keeps violating
our agreement.
606
00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:07,865
- Will you calm down?
- Signed for him as his mother.
607
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,910
Yeah, to save his life.
608
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,174
- Whose side are you on?
- Our son's.
609
00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:15,351
He's not your son.
610
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:21,443
Can I get
another one of these?
611
00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:22,836
You bet, champ.
612
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,883
Come on,
let's get you back in bed.
613
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,944
Smells good.
614
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:46,599
Rack of lamb.
615
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,906
It's almost done.
616
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,603
My fave.
617
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,000
I got the cookbook
618
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,873
from that place in New York
we loved.
619
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,876
Uh...
620
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,573
who's coming over?
621
00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:06,314
Oh, it's just us.
622
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,317
OK, uh...
623
00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:12,364
Can we please talk about this?
624
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,932
Yeah, going left to right,
we got a Morbier,
625
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,369
a Camembert,
a Stilton they said was good--
626
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,023
I mean, basically
half of France.
627
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:22,069
I mean what happened
at the office today.
628
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,985
All right, well,
what were you looking for?
629
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,247
Anything to explain
630
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,467
why you're cooking rack of lamb
right now.
631
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:29,685
Well, it's your fave.
632
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:31,122
You should be throwing it
in my face.
633
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:33,167
Then we wouldn't be able
to enjoy it.
634
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:37,563
OK, unless you're embezzling
or drug trafficking or--
635
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,565
God, I don't know--
have a secret family somewhere,
636
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:40,696
I just--
637
00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:41,784
Ooh, I'm not doing
any of that.
638
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,221
Then why don't you punish me?
639
00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,485
OK.
You really want to know?
640
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:52,144
I was also in love
with someone.
641
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:55,450
Oh.
642
00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:07,333
From work?
643
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,120
Head for business, though.
644
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,037
What's she like?
645
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,474
She's funny.
646
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,304
And smart, sexy.
647
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,654
An incredible mother.
648
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,874
Great.
649
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,789
It's too bad
her husband stopped seeing
650
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:30,920
how lucky he was.
651
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:41,409
Maybe she did the same.
652
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,071
I could sleep on the couch,
653
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54,988
or move into a sad hotel,
654
00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,209
make you cry
at some expensive therapist,
655
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,690
and wield it all as a weapon
until we're both bloody.
656
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:02,822
I deserve it.
657
00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,606
Or I could just skip
to the part
658
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,739
where we both try harder.
659
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,394
How can you do that?
660
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:13,615
'Cause you're my ride or die.
661
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,454
I'll go set the table.
662
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,803
Oh, I already did.
663
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:31,155
If you really want to help,
664
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:34,419
you could make me
the strongest drink possible.
665
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,594
OK.
666
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,899
Yeah.
667
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:57,746
♪ I couldn't help it, no
668
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:04,579
♪ I made it up
669
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:14,111
♪ The life I danced in
670
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,504
The latch doesn't close.
671
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:18,724
♪ And could get enough
672
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:21,553
The gate is broken.
673
00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:28,560
♪ I couldn't help it
674
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:29,822
It's not your fault.
675
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:36,394
♪ I wondered who let you
676
00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:40,311
♪ Call them baby
677
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:42,791
I'm gonna go stay
with my parents.
678
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:47,622
♪ I wondered who let you
call them baby ♪
679
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:51,800
For how long?
680
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,028
I'll call the landlord
about the latch.
681
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:05,466
♪ Take it all
682
00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,861
♪ Bring it back to my bed
683
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,526
Melissa!
684
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,657
Open up.
685
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:24,225
I'm not leaving
without my kids.
686
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,185
Zach, Zoe, come on.
687
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,621
Dad's here. Let's go.
Get your stuff.
688
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:31,100
What are you doing?
689
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:33,102
Oh, you're home.
690
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,974
- The kids aren't here.
- Well, where are they?
691
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,018
Not here.
692
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,498
It's my day.
693
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,152
OK, well, the kids need
to be safe, Brett.
694
00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:41,633
Well, you're the one
who put a PI on me.
695
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:42,677
Who you pulled a knife on.
696
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,462
Kitchen scissors.
697
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:46,072
Like that matters.
698
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:51,033
Look, look, look, you got
the money, fancy friends...
699
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,687
- Please go.
- The mansion...
700
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:55,864
- Brett...
- This is all I got.
701
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:58,781
I filed for emergency custody
this morning.
702
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:05,483
This isn't you, Melissa.
703
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:06,962
- Me?
- Yeah.
704
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:09,269
Connor's been the problem
from the moment you met him.
705
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,792
Look at you.
706
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:13,186
Brett, you are not yourself.
707
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:15,232
Mm.
708
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:21,499
Can I--can I--
can I at least see them?
709
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,458
Just go home.
710
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,569
I checked credit cards,
emails, work trips,
711
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,962
our safety deposit box.
712
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:52,181
Only one thing I didn't expect.
713
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,705
Always something.
714
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,360
That he's still into me.
715
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:59,188
Who knew having an affair
could save your marriage?
716
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:02,932
Uh, I might have to
respectfully disagree.
717
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,499
There's more?
718
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,328
Just get your intern on it.
719
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,897
Hey,
when's Alice getting here?
720
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,420
She won't text me back.
721
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,944
- Hmm.
- Huh.
722
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,903
Well, Marilyn's got an eye.
723
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,208
I'll give her that.
724
00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:21,254
Yeah, the orangies
really make it pop.
725
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:24,779
- What am I looking at here?
- Your masterpiece.
726
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,347
The marigolds are
supposed to be stage left.
727
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,088
But does it matter?
728
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,090
You know what?
We should sub pansies.
729
00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,746
- Are you kidding me right now?
- No.
730
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:37,052
- I'll do it.
- No--
731
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:39,403
See,
that's the winning spirit.
732
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,926
Ugh.
733
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,928
That's gonna take
all weekend.
734
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:45,366
Well, my kids are
on a fishing trip.
735
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:50,892
Well, I'm free.
736
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:54,766
Tucker can take Addison
to her soccer game for once.
737
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,466
Make Alice do it.
738
00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:02,991
What?
739
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:05,037
My customers think
gardens are just
740
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,778
a bunch of pretty flowers.
741
00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,475
What they don't know is,
742
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:11,304
the right pairing makes
all the difference...
743
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:13,524
Really going
for the stereotype, huh?
744
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,830
♪ I see you
in my rearview mirror ♪
745
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,877
♪ I know it always seems
746
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,706
They're, uh, free for cops.
747
00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:24,317
Mm.
748
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,971
So what did she mean?
749
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:28,408
♪ So why don't I admit
750
00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:30,976
I'm his stepfather.
751
00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:34,327
She adopted him
before I was around.
752
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:37,591
♪ Every time
I close my eyes ♪
753
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:38,940
♪ I get to be
754
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:41,987
Want to buy me
a cup of coffee?
755
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:44,859
I don't have to pay
for those either.
756
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,513
Like how shade
from a sunflower
757
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,863
triples the yield
of a cucumber patch.
758
00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:54,434
But not every pairing
works out.
759
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,661
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey!
760
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:06,272
What?
Hey.
761
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,239
What's going on?
762
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:20,329
♪ I lie to my friends
763
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:22,680
It really sucks
to get it wrong.
764
00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:31,384
'Cause when you do,
there's always a price to pay.
765
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:33,517
It's like the tips of
the leaves are turning yellow.
766
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,693
Well, how much light
does your greenhouse get?
767
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,043
As much as it can
in the winter.
768
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:40,306
But the tomatoes
are coming out.
769
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,526
Uh, well, you probably
just have a slight,
770
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,136
uh, nitrogen deficiency.
771
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,443
Mm, the guy
from, uh, O'Neill's,
772
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,706
he said that I should use
chicken manure.
773
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,185
Uh, what?
774
00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:51,665
Chicken turds?
775
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:52,797
Oh, no, no.
776
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,059
You gotta use
something synthetic.
777
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,671
What aisle is that?
778
00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:00,544
You know what, I'll just--
I'll just grab it myself.
779
00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:07,594
Someone's watching us.
780
00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:10,510
He could have seen
all of us...
781
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,558
Doing all kinds of things.
782
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,866
Excuse me, sir.
783
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,215
Uh, someone can help you
up front.
784
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,521
Just need to ask you
a question.
785
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,131
Oh, I'm with a customer.
786
00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:25,960
About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
787
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,798
Any chance you know someone
by the name of--
53565
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