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Four, Eight and Three in races three, four and eight.

$1 0,000 each bet.

- Hi, who's this? - It's Ivy.

Why are you still calling me?

Where are you?

Don't bother me with secular matters.

- Go to heII! - Same to you.

lf that can solve anything, l'll be a monk.

- You'll burn in hell. - Mind your language, dear.

lt's an enhanced Siemens 304, refitted with infrared rays.

The fuse is on the right, go left.

Hi. Me again.

Four, eight and three for races three, four and eight,

$1 0,000 each to place.

Recently, l've become enlightened.

One must reach for the sky with limited resources.

Too many women, too little time.

Going after them all... it's a losing game.

Therefore, l have decided to focus only on the wealthy ones.

The only way to get rich is to find a rich wife.

- Yes! - You think so too?

- Keep going. - More?

- Go on. - More?

Go on, go on...

Go on!

- Go on, go on! - Don't, don't!

- Damn! Lost by a whisker. - You'll gamble your life away.

- Get lost. - lt's opened.

Why didn't you say so?

Not much here.

lt hurts!

Relax, Mrs. Li. You must spread your legs.

Relax, open up. Open them wide.

What are you doing?

Can't you read?

These laxatives cost $89.

Forget the cheap stuff.

Get Taxol.

They're for chemotherapy, $8,000 each.

Go for these.

Relax.

Now push, harder.

Push harder!

OK. There we go.

See for yourself, boy or girl?

- Hello. - We're done.

We're coming down. Rendezvous outside Block B.

"B" for Barcelona?

"B" for Boy.

Smart ass! Block Boy it is.

"B" for Boy.

Act normal.

How? l look like l'm pregnant, and you look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Excuse me, tell me...

Don't ask.

Doctors can have humps and pot bellies.

Don't discriminate against the disabled.

Calling Control.

Hello. Dr. Tsui? Yes. There's an emergency?

Run!

Split up. Don't get caught, and don't spill the beans if you do.

- Hey! Get out! - Sorry!

Number three! Number three!

Sorry.

l should've backed Nine!

l'm sure he'll make it.

Hang in there, Dad.

Pardon me.

Why, Dad?

Why?

Who are you?

Who is he?

Chan.

Sorry. Wrong ward.

l was looking for a Wong.

l'm so sorry... excuse me.

Sorry.

- Doctor! - Congratulations, Mrs. Li.

The baby is healthy and cute, 2.8 Kg.

- Really? Let me... - Yes.

Here, look how cute he is.

- How's my daughter-in-law? - She's fine.

Everything went smoothly.

- Here she is. - Mani!

How are you feeling? You did great! Look! He's so handsome.

- Just like me. - Well? Does it hurt?

You must be tired, get some rest.

Get some rest.

So cute! Back to you, Dr. Lee...

Mani.

They're on the third floor.

Let's take a look.

Max...

Remember what you promised me?

You said...

we'll go to Alaska,

and get married in a white chapel.

Let's go now. Marry me.

l'm married to Calvin.

- Give me the baby. - You don't mean it.

Listen, we're not meant for each other.

- Give me the baby... - l can change for you!

You're coming with me anyway.

Come back!

Hey, buddy.

The last race. Back Number Six, not Nine.

- Six? - Hey, you!

That's my form guide!

Move it!

Hang on, Mani.

You're hurting me.

Give me Mani!

Are you alright?

Max! Come back!

- Out of the way! - Stop him!

Stop him! Stop him by the elevator!

Back off!

Take it easy.

- Stay away! - Cool it.

Stop all the escalators.

Go away!

First you took Mani, and now my son! You're no buddy of mine.

- Give me the baby. - Go away!

Take it easy.

Calm down! Don't do this.

Mani, leave with me. We'll raise the kid together.

You're crazy! Give me my child.

Come with me! Stop crying!

Calm down!

Stand back.

The baby... No!

Let's get out of here.

Help her. Hurry up, go.

- Grab hold of the baby. - Watch out!

He's falling!

The baby!

Towels! Get some towels!

Pull me up.

lt's alright! They got him.

Amazing!

Thanks.

Go help the baby!

You dropped the drugs. l told you to leave them!

There goes your Viagra.

- Go, go! - Number Nine!

Again. Whose bet is this?

- What's its capacity? - This is for kids.

l'm asking you about its engine capacity.

Kids...

Don't worry, l'm just teasing you.

l had my eye on this one.

Here's my deposit. Prepare the contract.

Ready...

Go!

Got it.

There.

lf you can sense a hair,

nothing can stop you.

Hair? That's impossible.

- Nothing, just small change. - Look!

These shark fins are enormous.

Let's beat it.

l don't want to get rabies!

Mummy, it's Superman!

Yoshihama abalone, Uncle! $1 0,000 a piece.

- Over a hundred of them. - That's more like it.

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Player 3, dealer 7. Dealer takes all.

- How much? - $83,800.

Here. Keep the change.

Why don't you use your credit card?

That's just her tip. Credit Card...

l'll look around again. Wait for me at the door, OK?

- That's a discount card from a sushi store. - l know.

We'll take these too.

Keep the change!

- Stop being a bad loser. - lf you can't take losing, quit.

Pay me back, or you're dead.

l'll pay you back right away.

Why do you put the money in the refrigerator?

- Why? - lt's our safe, don't you recognise it?

Honey, we lost our son years ago. There's no point dwelling on it.

- Thanks. - This label is fantastic.

But l've ordered something even better for you. lt'll be here soon.

Try this, Miss. New tissue paper with floral fragrance.

Try the floral fragrance.

Thongs, pay up! Come back!

MacDaddy!

Hi. Yeah.

l like talking to you.

Not like your thugs. All they do is fight.

Do you know why l like to borrow from you?

You have compassion, sympathy and a conscience.

Am l right?

And smart, too.

l'll repay your $1 00,000 loan in 1 00 instalments, OK?

lt's a deal.

l hate smooth talkers.

l have a living to make!

Don't come any closer.

MacDaddy, l was just kidding.

- You think this is funny? - Don't make me jump.

- Go ahead. - Are you serious?

Jump!

You don't want me dead, do you?

No, but you brought it upon yourself.

- Get a camera and take a picture. - Yes, Boss.

lf l die, you can kiss your money goodbye. lt won't do either of us any good.

No, l think it's brilliant.

l've got so many bad debts lately. This will show the others.

- Go on, jump. - No, MacDaddy.

No?

Let's see...

No?

So you can read my mind?

l'm safe! Come on. Come and get me!

You! Take this!

l'll get you, Thongs!

What are you doing, pal?

Fixing the air-conditioning. lt's OK, go back in.

- Look, Boss. Cops! - Here they come.

Let's go.

Thongs.

lnspector Mok. Sorry, l didn't see you.

You say that every time.

You missed the alumni gathering.

Alumni? Nobody called me.

- No? - No.

- Grade school or high school? - Grade school. Here, you know the drill.

ls this really necessary?

No need to leap off a building over a card game.

You're more capable than my Dad.

l'm not even fit to tie his shoelaces. He's one of the richest men in Asia.

lf l'm half the man he is it'd be wonderful.

Dad will like you very much.

l'm sure l'll like him very much too. And you, of course.

ls my English getting better?

l... need to grab a cigar from the car.

Enjoy your dinner.

Yan... Keep an eye on her.

Stop right there!

What the hell?

What's wrong with you?

You can't come here dressed as a chicken!

Think with your head if you want to spy on me.

- Forget it, l want a divorce. - l'm working.

l know that. You'd better not be doing this for fun.

l came because Fanny told me she saw you.

Who's that inside? Obviously, she's a woman.

Can l only have male clients? Divorce me if you don't trust me.

You haven't been home for months, l miss you.

Why?

l was stupid enough to marry you at 1 8. Look at this mess.

l can't breathe. Never mind, let's divorce.

- l'm sorry. - Sorry for what?

You'd better not have done me wrong!

You should feel sorry for yourself. Go back to school.

lf you knew any better, you wouldn't be dressed like this.

What's the key to a marriage?

Trust.

Space.

l'm suffocating!

- l want a divorce. - l can't.

- l'm pregnant. - What?

What?

l'm pregnant.

No way! When was the last time we...

You were drunk that night and forgot to put one on.

How could you? You should have kicked me out of bed.

l am ignorant about birth control.

Really!

You know how l am with kids.

l don't like them. lf we have a child, we'll have no more privacy.

Are you sure? Have you checked?

You can't be more than three months gone. Don't waste any time.

Get an abortion in Shenzhen. You can't afford to wait.

l love you. Now hurry.

Wait.

You can't walk to Shenzhen dressed like that.

Take a bus.

Go back inside...

Tell me where Thongs is.

He's dead.

Don't get upset, mind your health.

lt's just the usual...

Some paint and take some pictures.

Shut the door and windows while you eat, OK?

Don't be mad.

Sorry about that.

- Hey, Thongs. - Stay away from him.

- Come to visit your father? - Yes.

He's a disgrace to the village, ignore him.

Please move along, lady. Easy...

Hurry... What's going on?

- Just leave my family alone. - But you were in hiding, pal.

How else can we find you? What are you doing?

Hold on tight! l'll pay when l can.

l'll kill you if you bother my family again.

Help him up.

What's the occasion?

Everyone is here.

Twins. Look how tall you are, Ting!

Come, l brought presents. These are all for you.

Take what you like. This is for you.

This is for you.

Here's the pillow you wanted.

And your heater.

This is for you, Dad. A massager to ease your back pains.

Why did you come back?

l thought you were dead!

Stop cursing me like that, Dad.

Look at you, a punk!

You were not like this when you were born.

l wanted you to be a doctor or lawyer. l sent you to the best schools.

But you turned out to be a loser.

l may not be a lawyer, but l'm still your son. l wanted to be a professional, too.

Even the President, but l'm not cut out for it.

Your mother and l saved up every dime to put you through school.

l tried, l just can't do it. Don't be so stubborn.

- Me? Stubborn? - l'm doing alright. Look at me.

The hell you are. What have you been doing?

Gambling!

- l'm a business man. - Business? What business?

Whoring and gambling? You're a crook.

You're nothing but a cheat.

- All you want is for me to make money. - Don't start.

l'm making money now. l bought you everything you wanted.

What's wrong with that? l earned every penny.

Money isn't everything. l want you to be an honest man.

l did nothing wrong. What have l done? What did l do wrong?

l wonder about these things. How and where you got them from.

You probably stole them! Take them away!

- Out! - Dad!

- Here, throw this away as well. - Get out!

- You'd better go. - You're not my son.

l don't have an unworthy son like you.

Nobody wants to see you. Take them away!

PAY UP!

Honey!

- What is it, Honey? - ls this our bedroom?

- Yes, of course. - Are you sure?

- Yes, it's our bedroom. - We've been robbed!

- What? - There's been a burglary!

- Goddamn it, who did this? - lt's OK, Honey.

At least our baby is safe. l'll clean up this mess, OK?

A burglary!

- Hello. - Landlord.

- What is it, Uncle? - l heard you're retiring.

Have you made enough already? l have a big one for you, interested?

l never said l was retiring. l'll take any job.

Meet for a card game, Thongs. 22:00, the usual place.

- Don't buy a car if you can't afford it. - Just fooling around.

- This is for your trouble. - You always make me do this.

- Stop being agitated. - No.

- Treat yourself to a massage. - No!

- Come on, take it. - No!

Be like that, you goddamn midget!

You'll be towing cars for the rest of your life.

And you'll have a midget son just like you!

Did you crack my refrigerator, Octopus?

ls Thongs coming? What time is it?

There's a big job, l can't decide. l feel we should...

Been painting again? Must you always wear white?

Did you crack my refrigerator?

Why are you so upset? The paint is on me!

You should see what l did to those thugs.

What were you saying?

We have an assignment. l can't make up my mind.

- l'll do anything. - This is really complicated.

- Though we'll be paid $7 million... - What?

What? $7 million?

$7 million? To do what?

- Just hear me out... - Cut the crap, let's do it.

- Listen to me... - l'll do anything for $7 million.

- $7 million, you've got to be kidding! - Start the car...

Close the door!

Watch where you're going.

Help me.

- Landlord... - Give me a hand.

- ..you don't have to come with us. - l must do this myself.

- Why is this such a big deal? - Never mind.

Just open the door for me, l'll wait down here.

Nothing! l bet they wore the jewellery.

- Just some foreign currency left. - You're kidding!

Where's Landlord?

Probably cracking another safe.

Have l seen her before?

What's going on?

What are you doing? Are you mad?

- Just taking him back to his grandpa. - Whose grandpa?

- Shut up! - What?

You lied to me too? What did you feed him?

- What is it? - There's a break-in!

Uncle, it's done.

ls it Lobster Bay? Roger that.

Do you know what you're doing?

We agreed no raping, looting arson and murder.

This is someone else's family feud, stay out.

We take the baby to his Grandpa. All it takes is a few minutes for a blood test.

- What did you feed him? - Nothing.

- Just a sedative to help him sleep. - Are you crazy?

You fed a sedative to a baby! Even burglars have ethics.

You taught us that, remember?

Ethics are for reference only. We need to improvise all the time.

You should've told us the job involves a baby.

l told you we needed to talk, but once you heard about the $7 million,

you pushed me into the car and you even congratulated me.

- You didn't give me a chance. - No way.

- What are you doing? - Take him back.

How can you say that? l dare you to repeat that!

- Take him back! - Who supported you all these years?

Who supported you all these years?

Who taught you to pick a lock? And who taught you to crack a safe?

What will you do without me?

You're nothing but a loser. And you, a womaniser.

l'm sorry, do you know what happened to me? Do you have any idea?

You know my wife is nuts. And l can barely see these days.

l'm going blind. Do you understand? Know why l had to do this myself?

Why must l do this? Use your imagination. Rings any bell?

l've been robbed!

Some bastards cleaned out my $3 million! l have nothing left...

Who'll support me? Will you do it?

Can you support me?

Even l get burgled.

l'm supposed to be a pro. Now l have nothing!

l can manage on my own.

l know l can! l don't need your help.

Landlord. Get in. Let's go home and get some sleep.

lf l wasn't driving this piece of shit, you'd be eating my dust.

Get out of the way, asshole!

lf l let you overtake me in that car, l'm a real son of a bitch.

Stop this nonsense! Careful with the kid.

Are you crazy? Let him pass.

- Hello? Uncle? - Are you there yet?

- Almost, and you? - Five more minutes.

- Some asshole is blocking my path. - We're duelling with an asshole too.

- Don't be late, the buyer is punctual. - No problem.

- Be careful and lose that asshole quickly. - Don't worry.

l'm not nicknamed "King of Monza" for nothing. See you there!

- Boss. - l just want to know if the baby is ours.

The others can go to hell. Listen, only the kid!

Yes, Boss.

Excuse me, sir! You were speeding. Please wait here.

See? What did l tell you?

For everyone's information, my license has been revoked 3 times.

Your license has been revoked?

What's that got to do with being a burglar?

You need to drive the get-away car, pal. Get ready to swap.

lf things go wrong, kill the others. We only want the kid.

- The hardware's all loaded. - Brilliant!

Don't suck on it, blow!

Roll down the window, sir. Roll down the window.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Please open the bag.

What's inside?

- What's inside? - This bag?

Yes. Please open it.

- Please, open it up. - Sure.

Please cooperate, thank you.

- Back up! l'm holding a gun, damn it! - Yes, Boss.

Cut the posturing! They're running the road block.

Give chase! Go!

Run for it! Go.

EU to headquarters. A black sedan just fled from us.

The mini van is getting away. Send a police van after them.

- Why is it so dark? - You forgot the lights!

- You call this driving? - Check the kid.

- The kid? l held onto him the whole time. - OK.

- l'm stuck. - Can you move?

No, don't mind me. The cops are coming, take the kid.

- To where? Your place? - Are you mad? Don't let my wife see him.

- Where then? - Just go.

- Hurry, the cops are coming. - They're coming...

- l'll get out in a few days. - Take care.

Go!

Control! Traffic accident in Sai Kung.

Send an ambulance, someone's hurt. And a fire truck. Over!

We don't have the kid and we can't find Uncle.

l want that kid! l want that kid!

lf you can't find him, prepare for your own funeral.

Yes, Boss. We'll fix it.

He hasn't stopped crying.

- What do you want? - Just tell us.

- Humour him. - You do it.

No, you do it! Hurry!

- Shut up! Don't wake Landlady. - What now?

- What are you doing? - Putting him to sleep.

- You'll kill him! - What else can we do?

Let's close the windows.

Close the other one.

What the hell do you want?

- Hey! What are you doing? - He's fine, l left breathing space.

Where's your common sense? You'll kill him, he's just a baby.

- He'll be fine, l just want to muffle his noise. - How can he be fine?

Hey, it works! Carry on.

lt's working! Keep it up. Yes!

Having fun? Keep it up!

Try something else, you're getting boring.

- Now try another trick. - You didn't lock the door.

- What a surprise, Landlady! - Landlady?

l heard a baby's cry.

Pretend that you're doing laundry.

ls there a baby?

- No - No?

Bite your tongue!

Where's my baby?

Don't you bully him.

There's your baby.

- What a sucker! - Where's my Honey?

Where is he?

Landlord?

Where's my Honey? Where is he?

- He's gone to eat fondue. - What kind of fondue? Where?

- Shenzhen. - For how long?

- A month... No, a week. - A week? That'll kill him.

Stop! Landlady!

- Baby! - Landlady!

Landlord is having fondue, for a day only, not a week. He's there to close a deal.

- A big one. He'll be back soon. - Yes... l think he told me.

- That's right. - Look! lt's filthy!

l'll clean up.

l'll do it!

lt'll attract cockroaches, l know.

- And here...

- l'll do it. - l'll do it.

lt's getting late. You should go to bed.

- Clean up this mess. - Sure, we'll clean the whole place up.

- Don't forget your laundry. - Bye.

Where's the kid?

- Damn! lt won't stop! - Pull the plug!

Please don't cry! l'm begging you. l'll offer you a sacrifice.

- Damn! Forgot to light it. - Here's some chicken, it's great.

- Please don't cry. - Babies don't eat chicken.

Please stop crying. Pity my ear-drums!

Have some chicken!

l'll knock him out with this.

- Give him a beer. He'll sleep better drunk. - Drumstick?

Twinkle, twinkle little star How l wonder what you are

lt's working! Keep it up! Keep singing.

Sing anything, hurry!

Hurry!

Fatso marries an expensive wife. We sharks are circling him left and right.

With interest multiplying day by day. Our future has never looked so bright.

- You call that a song? - Then you do it.

Wait! Let me strike my Elvis pose.

Your mother re-married a bearded fellow with a scar on his butt.

l love you, loving you... like bees attracted to honey.

No matter what happens l will always love you.

We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year

And a Happy New Year...

This is local news on the hour.

There was a break-in at Tycoon Li's Peak mansion.

Excuse me, officer. l need a favour. l have a request.

Hello?

Turn on the TV, Thongs. Now! Thanks.

According to the latest financial reports

the Li family's net worth is well over $50 billion.

See that? He's not a mongrel.

He's a pedigree poodle. lt's not regular price anymore.

l'll jack it up when l get out.

How long will it take?

A week at the most.

l'm charged with dangerous driving. 2 weeks tops.

What?

Who'll look after him?

No one except you, understand? Wait till l get out. Bye-bye!

A week! My God! lt's not on!

Quiet!

Again? What now?

Are you out of your mind? What are you doing?

- lt stinks! - l don't believe this.

He didn't even have much to eat.

Don't shove it to me! There's shit everywhere.

Eat this, come on. Yeah, good boy.

Baby! Baby! Don't feed him just anything.

How old is he?

- How old? - Yes!

- How old? - 5 to 6 months, l can tell.

- Who's the father? - He is.

l see. l know your kind.

Yes, that's what we are.

Don't worry, l have nothing against your kind.

But men are so careless. Not this!

This is for 3 year-olds.

No, this one doesn't have DHA.

This is extra large!

His pee will leak from the side. No!

This is for breast enlargement.

- l need that, he wants a better feel. - Don't complicate matters, just hurry!

Life is complicated. You are what you eat.

What you feed and teach him will stay with him for life.

You must take this seriously. You should come to a lesson.

- l'll show you. - Enough! Just hurry!

- Whose napkins are these? - Napkins?

One with wings and one without. One for day, one for night, which is it?

- l want night time with no wings. - Day time with wings for me. Hurry!

- Ready? - Yes!

Drink this!

ls it too thick?

- This is it. - Hurry.

Thanks! We'll each take a class.

Alright!

Thanks.

Over there, sir!

Help me please!

1 , 2, 3. Sit down and relax.

- l don't get it, can you show me again? - Carry on.

Go home and teach your wife. Keep your back straight.

Tighten your thighs and buttocks.

- Straighten the back? - Yes.

- ls this straight enough? - Look! lt's straight. Keep it flat and straight.

- He's so cute! - Yes!

- How old is he? - A few months, l think.

- A few months? He's big. - Where's his mother?

- At work. - You take care of him yourself?

That's great! So cute and loveable.

- You're not local? - l'm from Shaanxi.

A student nurse on exchange.

Octopus!

l don't believe my luck.

How can he miss out by a whisker?

l should have known better.

lsn't it fun?

Can you believe this?

Thanks so much, Melody.

lf not for you we wouldn't know what to do with him.

Octopus and l are grateful. Actually, l'm very grateful.

So that's how he was revived.

Yan.

Did you do what l told you to do?

You don't have to go if you're busy.

Should l call her? Was l too harsh?

This is Yan, l can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message at the beep.

- Alan! - Long time no see, Thongs.

- Your baby? - Hey, stop it!

- Carry on! - Come.

Be a good boy! Don't do that!

Thongs, what's your game? Get out if you're not playing!

Don't bring a kid in here! Get lost!

Life is complicated.

You are what you eat. What you feed and teach him will stay with him for life.

You must take this seriously.

- Thongs, are you in or not? - Go home and baby-sit!

- Get lost! - l'm not playing.

Loser!

- Cleaned out already? - No, he was crying too much.

You're worse than my Dad!

l really don't know. l've been calling Landlord all night.

l'm a man of my word. l'll fix it for you.

l just want the boy!

Let me out!

ls this a joke?

Landlord has 2 partners in crime. Thongs and Octopus. Let me out!

Thongs and Octopus. l don't care what you do, find them.

l found them, Boss. They're inside.

Very good! Now we change the diaper.

Hey, are you Thongs?

Give me the baby.

- What baby? - Don't play dumb.

- l don't know any Uncles. - Don't play dumb with me.

- What is it? - They're looking for Baby.

My name is Baby, looking for me?

Damn! You're asking for it!

Go!

- What's the matter with you? - Nothing, l just over jumped.

- What did they say? - Who cares? Let's go.

- Remember? - Yes.

You ring the doorbell, and when he opens l'll splash the paint on your cue.

- Let him have it! - Yes.

Wait!

Thongs, don't hide behind women and babies.

l won't spare you!

l don't understand a word you're saying.

- Thongs is my buddy. - He's not here right now, come back later.

OK, we'll wait inside. He's my kid brother.

- Wait! - Nice to meet you.

Wait!

There's no one here.

Fanny, l'm scared.

ls it worse than an abortion?

Asking him about the future?

Confront him with the ultrasound. Be good.

Who are you looking for?

Octopus.

He is not here, he'll be back later. You'd better come in.

Thongs.

Make sure the baby is home.

- What's that look on your face? - Toothache.

- Why is Octopus off in such a hurry? - He needs to use the toilet.

- Do you live here? - Yes.

- l'd love to come up for a chat. - Steve!

Octopus! Thongs!

You've finally shown up!

l'm tired of leaving messages on your voicemail.

Leave! You two, get out! Come here.

- Where's the baby? - ln your room. Who are they?

Decorators.

My flat is a mess.

What's with the paint?

We're renovating, just trying out the colours.

What is it, Yan?

Oh, no!

Talk to the officer.

What is it, Miss?

Thongs!

The police can help you with any problem.

There's a cop in there! Go to the roof.

Sit down and tell me your problem.

Meet my good friend, lnspector Steve Mok.

He's my... cousin. He's my... other cousin.

We came to show him the colour sample.

- Your face... - l'm into body art.

What's with all the baby stuff?

You know my pal Octopus.

He's a born womaniser. He got someone pregnant.

- Can't do much about that. - Where is he now?

- ln the toilet. - l need to go too.

- You do? - l'm investigating a break-in.

- Do you know anything about it? - l quit a long time ago.

Octopus.

lnspector wants to have a word with you. Hurry up.

- Octopus. What took you so long? - You're here?

- Your turn. - Not after him, it stinks in there.

- Do you have a friend in there. - Friend?

He's my cousin too.

l'm the eldest.

Then let's reminisce.

- You've never met each other? - Of course they have.

Take care of this, Octopus.

Why are you still here? Get out of my sight!

What the hell is this? lf you want to stay, then l'll leave.

You...

And you...

- lt sounds complicated. - Yes, very complicated.

Thongs, we've been friends for so long,

l didn't know you have cousins of different races.

My Dad was a sailor... He must have stopped in lndia.

That'll make him your brother. That's not right.

- Maybe the sailor was his Grandfather. - Or his mother's father.

What's the matter with you?

- What's wrong? - l have occasional muscle spasms.

Muscle spasms?

- Well? - Cramps?

You're probably possessed! Give me a hand.

A baby!

Hold on.

Help me, Thongs!

Give us a hand!

- l'd like to... - l can bite!

Catch! Beat it!

You won't get away with this!

You have a lot of nerve, Thongs.

Hurry up!

- Oh no! - They're inside, go get them!

Mind your head!

You're so greedy.

- Listen to me, Steve. - You can confess at the station.

- l'll turn myself in afterwards. - Who'd believe you?

- Are you alright? - Just worry about yourself!

- Don't hit my head. - Thongs!

Stay back!

Should have listened to me.

l'll get you, Thongs!

- Octopus! - Run!

Come back!

Alright, alright.

Get up! After the truck!

Stop!

Police! l need to use your bike! Go!

What? lt's not mine. l'm on learner's permit.

l'll ask the Commissioner to grant you a proper license! Go!

- Really? - Yes!

Mind if l ask what did you use to drive?

l'm just a video gamer!

Someone is tailing us. Looks like a robber to me.

ln broad daylight? Now what?

Don't worry, call Headquarters. Ask for back up.

Come in, Headquarters. This is 3321 , Daniel calling.

- Suspected robbery in progress! - Stop the car, kid!

Who are you calling a kid? l can tell that you're a thief!

- Having fun? l'll ram your butt! - Move closer!

Easy.

Slow down a bit.

What? Another one?

- On a motorbike? - Stop the truck! Stop.

He's cute!

Hop over!

The Commissioner will be in touch. Bye!

That way! After him!

- Free the pushchair! - Do you think l'm sunbathing?

Almost there!

Move closer!

- Stop! - Turn!

Turn, ram him!

Thank God!

Watch out!

You call yourself a driver?

Thank God! That was close. Everything's fine.

Back up was quick!

Thanks to you.

- Where are you from? - l'm from Brokebrook Mountain.

l'm a cop, kid. l need to use your bike.

You're nuts.

l dare you to say that again.

- Everything is taken care of, keep in touch. - Thanks.

This is Octopus, if you need me, leave a message after the tone.

"lOU" Let's pay off Thongs' debts.

Don't worry, Dad.

Here's my contribution.

Uncle, what happened to you? You've turned into an ice-lolly.

Boss, l can explain...

We're men of honour. We never renege.

We always keep our word. Never break a promise.

One for all, and all for you!

- $30 million. - Thirty... million...

That's my offer, take it or leave it.

Money is nothing between you and me.

Who is it?

- lt's me. - You're home!

- Who's the kid? He's crying like crazy. - Check him out for me.

Well?

You need to change him and he's running a fever.

- Fever? - Yes!

- What shall l do? - Take him to a doctor.

- Take him to a doctor? - Hurry!

- Landlord? - l'm free.

- Thank God for that. - Where are you now?

- On my way to the hospital. - Hospital? What happened?

- The baby is sick. - Tell Octopus to meet us there.

Thongs?

Be careful, Dad.

- What happened? - l called you about Dad's stroke.

You were too busy to care.

l'm sorry, Dad.

Take good care of Dad.

Are you alright?

The fever broke. The doctor said he'll be fine.

- Thanks. - You don't have to worry.

- l... - You don't have to explain.

No matter what, you saved his life.

- Wait here, l'll get his prescription. - Thanks.

Hurry.

Now that you're here, let's talk.

Do you know how much more l have bargained for you for this poodle?

l give you 3 guesses.

$30 million! $30 million!

This $5 million is just the deposit.

We deliver in 3 hours and we get $25 million more!

lt's too good to be true.

Give him this glucose later.

lt's not necessary, now that his fever broke.

What? You two have become nannies now?

lt can't be.

What is this?

Three Ferraris.

What are you thinking? Your own casino, bigger than Monte Carlo.

Come on!

Give us a chance.

No matter what you want, we'll do it.

Just don't hurt our baby.

There's nothing to watch on TV.

Do you think she'll recognise him?

You're worried she'll recognise the baby? This baby is barely...

l need some fresh air.

There are hundreds born everyday. They all look the same.

She won't be able to tell, understand?

We offer specialty sashimi. Yellow tail, salmon and cuttlefish.

Give it a try, it's only $60. Come on in, thank you.

Please come in. Specialty sashimi including salmon.

Yellow tail, sweet shrimp, all for $60.

Come in.

Hey, Miss. You have to speak louder. Louder!

Special promotion. Specialty sashimi.

lncluding sweet shrimp, yellow tail,

salmon and cuttlefish, only $60.

Please come in. Special promotion.

Hello.

Darling. l'm sorry.

l don't deserve to be your husband.

So long.

Here you are, Madam.

- Honey! - Darling!

Silly, why the tears?

You called from a hospital. What's going on?

- Are you OK? - l'm fine, dear.

- What happened to your glasses? - l got run over by a bike on my way here

and cracked the lenses. Get me a new pair tomorrow.

Good girl. Now close your eyes. l have something for you.

No peeking. Take a step back. Honey, here's something you'll cherish.

Ready...

Lower your arm. Right, now the other one.

Now open your eyes.

Not so loud, you'll scare him.

Baby...

Mummy missed you.

Honey... Have l been a burden to you?

Don't be silly. You made me very happy.

You're my most precious darling.

Not so loud, you're waking him. Good baby.

l'm returning him tomorrow.

l have sorted out the baby formula. So nice to be a baby.

Eat, sleep, drink and shit.

So happy and without a care in the world. Right?

Right!

Why do you trust me?

You know l'm a burglar, still you made friends with me.

Actually...

The first time l saw you l knew you had a conscience.

lf you have a chance to start over, will you still be a burglar?

lt's too late for that now.

You can start from this very second,

it's never too late.

Look at me.

Look me in the eye.

l've faith in you.

lt's Mummy.

- Daddy... - Cut it out!

Mummy. Daddy...

Daddy, do you know his name?

Why do you want to know?

Just curious what will happen.

What do you think will happen to him?

- Hello. - l've got the money. Bring the kid.

Someone will fetch you in five minutes.

Wait here!

Open the gate!

Where is he? Give me the baby!

Thirty... million...

Give me the baby.

Listen. Feed him milk every 4 hours.

Check the temperature with the back of your hand or you'll scald him, understand?

Also, everyday at noon... He needs his orange juice, got it?

He chokes easily since he has no teeth even crushed fruits will choke him.

- lf you feed him solid food, you must chew... - Don't be such a nag!

Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry.

Give him congee in the afternoon. Chop up some lean pork, finely diced.

Not too cold, not too hot. Serve in two separate bowls.

- OK, OK. Just hand him over. - Alright.

- Be careful. - l will.

Here, take this bottle too. The temperature is right.

- l got it... - Don't rock him too hard.

- lt's time to feed him. - Enough.

l wonder if he'll survive the night.

What are you staring at? Get lost.

- Come on, let's go. - What are you doing?

Don't worry. They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine.

lt's just a family squabble. They're taking take him to his Grandpa.

Think about your Ferrari and your casino.

Come on! Come on!

- Get the car ready. - Yes!

- Finished? - Let's go.

Take him upstairs.

Daddy.

Mummy.

- Daddy's coming! - Mummy's coming!

Get the kid!

- Give me the baby! - lt's not our fault...

l know, hand me the baby. Good boy.

Landlord!

Wait for us!

He took off!

Open up!

Give me the baby!

Turn on the machine.

- Hurry! Send someone to the ferris wheel. - Yes, sir!

Oh my God!

Baby! Baby!

- Where are you, Baby? - Mummy.

- Don't move, l'm coming up! - Mummy.

Stay right there.

l'm here.

Baby.

Baby!

- Daddy. - lt's not funny!

Great job, Thongs! You deserve a kiss!

Don't hurt the baby, morons!

Daddy! Run, Daddy!

Hurry up and get in!

lsn't it fun? Then let's continue.

Get the kid! Send the other cars!

Don't worry.

l'll get it back for you.

Thongs!

l only want the boy!

Come out...

..or l'll drop him!

We all die sooner or later.

lt's a matter of going in style.

Take the baby and go. Don't mind me! l doubt if he'll drop me.

Thongs! On the count to 1 0 and l'll let go.

1 , 2...

6, 7...

What? What about 3 to 5?

8, 9, 1 0!

Stop!

- Get the baby! - Yes!

Who the hell invented free fall machines?

- Master. - What a cute baby.

Give me a big smile.

You're my grandson.

- Don't cry, Mummy's here. - Daddy's here!

- Mummy's here. - Daddy's here.

- Mummy's here. - Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry.

Not bad.

l understand why you're giving up your reward.

But l'm keeping this baby.

You should go if you want to stay alive.

Give me a smile.

You're my grandson, understand?

Alright.

As soon as we get the result, the three of us are going to Brazil.

Who are you?

l only want the baby.

Nothing else matters.

- lt's awful to separate him from his mother. - Awful?

What about my dead son?

Max lost his mother when he was a child.

l promised him his own amusement park.

lt's finished now.

l also promised him a race track,

but it's only half complete.

And that bitch killed him.

l already lost a son.

l'm not going to lose my grandson.

This child is my only reason for living.

lf you feel this way, think about his mother.

She must be feeling the same. Why must you separate them?

What if he's not your grandson? What'll happen then?

- The lab report, Master. - You can go.

What's going on?

What is he doing?

l'm not really sure.

l found the boy.

But he's not your son.

Don't do this, Master.

Prepare the medication.

Mind your health, sir.

Watch him.

Take the kid with you.

- Easy... - Don't shut the door!

Let him keep you company.

Be careful, Master. Give him a hand.

Where's the baby? Give us the baby!

- l want my baby. - Don't! Take your money and leave.

l'm turning this place into an ice palace!

A big one.

- A gigantic ice palace. - Master.

A gigantic ice palace.

A gigantic ice palace...

What's the matter with you?

- See for yourself. - You're useless.

That was quick!

Did you see them?

Yes, l saw them both.

Why are you still here?

Throw them out!

Can you do this?

Thank God.

Round and round and round he goes!

Goddamn baldy!

Octopus, the baby hasn't cried for a while.

l'm aware of that!

Baldy!

l hate bald heads.

lt's fresh.

Baby!

Octopus!

Baby...

Baby!

Baby... Baby!

- How is he? - Take off your jacket.

Baby, hang in there! You'll be alright.

Baby!

Go!

Put it on!

Baby...

Catch!

Turn it up.

Gorge yourself!

Feed them something extra.

See if you can open the door.

There's no key hole to pick...

lt can't be opened from the inside.

- Thongs! - Octopus?

Are you alright, Thongs?

- Open the door! - Only the Master knows the combination.

- What? Only he can open it? - You saw him. He has gone mad.

You're on, Landlord. Do your stuff.

How? lt's a Swiss computerised mechanical lock.

Eight layers with over four million combinations.

Same kind as used by the ClA.

Save your breath, open it while l call the cops.

Run for it...

Stop! Hey, come back!

Be quiet!

- The machines are too loud. - Turn off the machines.

- and the refrigerator. - Unplug the refrigerator.

- And the air conditioning. - Kill the air conditioning.

- Everybody, hold your breath. - What?

- Hold your breath! - Silence!

- Well? ls it open? - Why doesn't the door pop open?

- Pops open? - Don't touch it!

Why doesn't it pop open?

Because of this?

lt has nothing to do with something so intricate.

Damn...

lt's opening!

What took you so long?

Save the baby.

- Save him... - How is he?

Save the baby.

- You promised me a reduced sentence. - Alright...

The car!

Don't die on me!

The car...

Hot-wire it!

Don't scare me, Baby...

Come get your milk.

Baby!

Wake up for milk.

Mummy's here, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid...

Baby...

Don't die on me.

Come drink your milk. Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up, Baby.

- Pop the hood, use the engine. - The engine is in the back!

1 , 2, 3!

Wake up!

One more time!

1 , 2, 3!

- Take them away. - Yes, sir.

Bring your men and block the exits.

- Don't let anyone through. - Yes, sir!

Baby, Baby!

Come back.

Never mind.

Hurry, please.

Pulse rate 80 BPM.

Max.

This is the police!

Max, come home.

- l want to play with you... - Just calm down!

Max...

Sorry, Honey! Take care of yourself.

l thought money was important, but l was wrong.

lf there's reincarnation l still want you for my wife.

We'll have 1 0 kids, OK? l love you.

Darling,

while l'm in jail, l miss you every single second.

l now know how awful you must have felt when l was wild and unruly.

l'm really sorry.

lf l have the chance to start over,

l'll cherish you more.

Dad, all l did was gamble and caused you a lot of trouble.

l've been dealt a lousy hand. l thought if l had money,

l'd earn respect and own the world.

Now l've learnt my lesson,

at the expense of my beloved family.

l'm sorry, Dad.

Goodbye.

We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden.

All of us will race each other...

May the Lord forgive your sins.

ln the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen.

We'll have our own children.

We play in the backyard while you make dinner, and do our laundry.

Fire!

The government policy back then was very strict with the death penalty.

lt was only used on convicts who had committed serious crimes.

What you have just witnessed are different forms of the death penalty.

l'm sure you now have a better understanding.

Let's have another round of applause

for our inmates who gave us the demonstration. Well done!

Thank you!

Please help yourselves to the refreshments.

Hi there!

- How are you, Landlady? - You were great, Thongs.

Where's Dad?

You did a great job, Honey. l was so scared.

- lt wasn't real, silly. - What about the "l love you" part?

Of course that was for real.

Honey, l have adopted 1 0 kids! From South Africa, the Middle East, Germany...

Anyone from Cameroon?

Let me see... l'm so happy!

Don't over exert yourself, you're pregnant. Let me carry that...

- Don't frown, it's bad for the baby. - Speak for yourself.

The doctor said the baby is doing great.

l almost forgot my appointment.

With a man or a woman?

My clients are either men or women.

- l can only meet with women? - No.

- Space, remember? - Yes...

l have plenty of space here.

Alright...

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for taking care of my Dad.

- How are you getting along? - There's nothing to it, it's not my first time.

But l promise you it'll be my last.

- Why are you making promises to me? - l...

l promise my Dad.

Thongs.

lnspector.

You have to thank your lucky stars.

The Justice Department may put you on parole.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Look who's here to see you.

- Baby! - Baby!

Baby!

- Over here... - Go on.

- Give me a hug. - Mummy.

lt's been a long time.

Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologise. We're really very sorry.

We know, if it hadn't been for you, our baby could have died.

- l wonder if they'll be interested? - About what?

- About working for us. - What?

You'll be in charge of security.

You can be the bodyguard. You can be the chauffeur.

l'm perfect for the job.

Driving sports cars has to be my pet project.

- Are you interested? - Absolutely!

We'll wait for your discharge, then.

Our Open Day is over. Time to return to your cell.

The baby!

Oh, right.

- Mrs. Li, We don't even know his name. - lt's Matthew.

Ka Sing.

Li Ka Sing?

So long!

Blindfold me, l can't bear to watch.

- How's Jackie? ls he alright? - Bring me a towel.

That hurts!

- One more time. - l get to keep this?

Action!

Help him up.

The spine...

You should go for an X-ray.

Bring the car.

Bring the mattresses here.

What are you doing over there? Come on, over here.

Over here. Careful!

Careful...

Leave your card with my PA. She'll save you the best seat.

- When's the press conference? - l can't hear a word you're saying.

Apply more honey.

More.

Stop, l can't stand this!

- Thongs! - Steve, l didn't see you.

You say that every time. You missed the alumni gathering.

- Nobody called me. - Are you sure?

- Grade school or college? - lt's supposed to be High School!

Stop fluffing your line! lt was a one-take!

Do you know how scary it was up there? l now have to do it all over again!

l'll wring your neck for this!