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Start of the stag do.
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I cannot wait, mate.
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Hello, Thailand!
The Geordies are here!
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So, who do you think's
gonna come out, then?
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Hopefully, more than that come
to the engagement party.
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We're going to Thailand, son.
Thailand!Come on!
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Ricci and Jay
were an absolute no-show.
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They also didn't tell me
they weren't coming.
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It was shit craic.
What about Chantelle?
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I've seen the photos online
of youse both together.
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Nah, I haven't spoken to her.
We just don't speak.
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CHEERING
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Where youse at?
We're in Bangkok.
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Hurry up and get here.
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'Hello?'
ALL:Hello!
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I'm so excited to see the boys, even
if the stag happens to be my ex.
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Marnie has literally said that
Sophie has not been there for her.
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She's not stuck up for her.
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If Marnie and Sophie
came face-to-face,
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I don't think it would be
a pretty sight.
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Long time no fucking see!
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Did you miss me?
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Everyone's here to party
If you wanna go wild
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If you wanna go wild
Everyone's here to party
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If you wanna go wild
If you wanna go
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Everyone's here to party
If you wanna go wild
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If you wanna go wild
Everyone's here to party
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Let's party, party
Gonna go wild
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Let's party hard
We're gonna go wild
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Party, party, gonna go wild
Let's party hard
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Gonna go all night, all night
All night. #
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Cos I do what I want
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Cos I do what I want... #
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THEY LAUGH
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Can't believe
you're getting married.
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What's happening, lad? You good?
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It's only Scotty T.
Things are about to get lairy.
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Good to see you.
Look at you.How are you?
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Can't believe it.
Scotty T is back in the building.
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Fuck off.
Scott, aye.Fuck off.
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When youse getting married, like?
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LAUGHTER
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Fucking hell, mate.
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Ooh, get me a drink, mate.
I want to go berserk.
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If someone asked me if I've changed
since last Geordie Shore, aye, mate.
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I've pure calmed down. I read books,
I do yoga and that. Also...
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fuck off, man.
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Baby, I'm back... #
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Youse look fantastic. Fucking hell.
I need to start training, me, like.
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LAUGHTER
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You're all getting tortured...
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Me and Scott were really close
when we grew up.
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But then we kind of drifted apart
in Geordie Shore.
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I'm really glad
he's come on my stag, though.
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I think.
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Howay, then, obviously there's never
not drama without the lasses,
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so where the fuck are they?
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There was a big falling out
between Marnie and Charlotte.
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Really?
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Yes. Because we had the kids there.
Oh, sh... Ooh, shit, Holly.
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Oh, yeah, we've got a child.
Should have told him that, like.
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You've got a child?
We've got a child.
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Sorry.
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How does Scott not know
that Holly's got a child?
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Like, what planet does he live on?
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Anyway, it was all
a bit... bit of a shitshow.
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And Casey was, uh...
Who the fuck's he?
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Oh, she's still with him?
Marnie's husband!Oh.
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Still with him? They're married.
They've got two kids.
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They're married, Scott.
Ooh, man.
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Sophie's coming.
Charlotte's not coming.
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Oh, aye, Sophie. She's a bit radgie.
Yeah.She'll be coming.
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And Chloe's coming.
Oh, buzzing.
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Yeah? When was the last time
you seen Chloe?
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When I was hanging out
the back of her.
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LAUGHTER
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TOILET FLUSHES
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ABBIE:How are you feeling?
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I've got a really bad case
of Bangkok belly.
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This doesn't sound great.
You're staying in, then?
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What about you?
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Same.
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Sophie and Abbie are absolutely
pathetic. They need to get a grip.
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Man up and get out!
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Plan for tonight, then, lady?
Right, OK.
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There is a night called
Queen's Night.
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Oh.
This is an amazing show.
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I've been to it before.
Whoo!
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The Sophie I know wouldn't let
a dose of the shits
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stopping her from going out
on a night like this.
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It's making me think
there's something else going on.
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Right, well, what you wearing, then?
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You mind your own business
and get ready.No, why we come...
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Can you stop touching your balls
in front of us?
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It's really making me uncomfortable.
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Right, should we call the girls,
then,
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and let them know
that Scotty T's here?Yeah.
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Or send them, no, we'll send them
a video.Send a video.
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Oh, I love a video, me, like.
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Should I just stand at the back
with me knob out?Don't start.
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I've been trying to get in touch
with the girls,
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and they're just not picking up.
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But we'll send them a video,
show them Scotty's here now.
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Hopefully, it stops them
dicking about in Bangkok.
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Yes, girls.
Hi, guys!
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Looking forward to seeing youse
real soon.
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We've got a little surprise for you.
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I'm fucking back, baby.
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Whoo!
LAUGHTER
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Are we going? Come on, then.
Oh, wait, wait.
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Howay, then.
I've got a surprise.
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So, it just needs to be made known
that you are...
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No way, that's ill!
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Kyle came to my hen do in Portugal,
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and I had
the biggest bride hat ever,
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so it was only right
that I got him a big groom hat.
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Wow!
Oh, it's so good!
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Look at that.
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That actually looks good, that.
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Honestly, even if Holly dressed me
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only in the groom hat
and nothing else,
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it would still be better than
what James put me in last night.
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Right, howay, let's get ourselves
a night out.Get them.
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Let's go.Yeah, watch me. You'll
be sick of us after two hours.
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Yeah.
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NATHAN: Chloe, where the hell
have you brought us?
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You just wait and see.
It's way too posh.
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It's for me to know
and you to find out.
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There's no place better to watch
a drag show than Bangkok.
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What's this? Is that the boys?
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I've just been sent a video message.
Fucking great.
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This is gonna mess
with my roaming data.
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HE GASPS
There's Holly.
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Yes, girls.
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Hi, guys.Looking forward
to seeing youse real soon.
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We've got a little surprise for you.
I'm fucking back, baby.
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THEY GASP,
LAUGHTER ON VIDEO
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Of all the people
I thought would be coming back,
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I would never have expected Scott.
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But I'm so fucking glad
to have him back.
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I'm excited.
Oh, we're going in.
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Whoo!
You got the tickets?
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Wow!
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Fuck me, it looks like Chloe
is on one tonight.
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She's confused
this sophisticated Bangkok nightclub
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for somewhere on the Bigg Market.
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Neck your drink.
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For the second night
of Kyle's stag do,
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I wanted to give him
a proper island experience.
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So I've booked this sick beach club.
I think he's gonna love it.
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He's mental, he's mortal,
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and he's sweating like a nun
in a cucumber patch.
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But Scotty is just the shot
of energy this stag do needs.
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Watching Scotty T do his work
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is like watching
a David Attenborough documentary.
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Except more Jager bombs.
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While all the others are coupling up
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and chatting about pensions
and that,
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I'm the one who's keeping
the fucking Geordie flame alive.
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Ooh!
Aww!
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The last time me and Kyle
were in Thailand,
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it was the end
of a very bad relationship.
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And now we're back
in such a better place,
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and I'm now cockblocking Kyle
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and making sure that everybody knows
he's the groom.
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I haven't seen Scott in ages,
but he's exactly how I remember him.
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But recently, I've been questioning
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how genuine my friendship
is with Ricci and Jay.
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This must be
some big misunderstanding.
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Ricci and Jay mustn't have thought
they were invited.
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These boys
need to communicate better.
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Holly is 100% right about this.
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But I can't address it tonight
because we're all pissed,
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and I don't want tonight
to turn into a shitshow.
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So, are you ready for the show?
CHEERING
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This show is absolutely wild.
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Astronomic
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Moving faster than the sound
Kinda supersonic
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I know I got it... #
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I've seen a lot of queen shows, but
tonight's is up there with the best.
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CHEERING
# Iconic
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So hypnotic
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Make explosions like a bomb
Kinda exotic
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You know I got it... #
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I love when me and Nathan
are at these nights,
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just cos we get to forget about
what's going on in the real world
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and just have a good time.
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And of course, get drunk.
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I've been loving these performers,
but a game?
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This is making me feel
a bit nervous.
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Oh, fuck. A dance-off against Chloe?
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And what the fuck is a dick shot?
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I'm starting to think sitting on
the front row was a massive mistake.
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What's your name?
Nathan.
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And where from?
England.
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Oh, Br...
CHLOE: Unfortunately!
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LAUGHTER
Let's go!
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I just want to obliterate
Chloe Ferry.
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I can see that Nathan
is looking pretty smug after that,
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but it's time for
the real professional to come over.
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Move along, darling. Move along.
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Barbara.
Her name's not Barbara.
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Cindy. Your name is Cindy. Let's go.
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Chloe Ferry has just done the splits
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and waved her arse cheeks
in my face.
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Surely, that's grounds
for disqualification.
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Congratulations, Cindy.
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AIRHORN HONKS
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Well, Nathan,
you didn't expect that, did you?
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Move over for the superstar.
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ALL CHANT:Cindy, Cindy, Cindy!
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I have no fucking clue
as to what's going on.
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There's glass cocks everywhere,
and everyone's calling Chloe Cindy.
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I've had a very good night.
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You are so drunk, lady. So drunk.
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I've been waiting for this, right.
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We're going to have a competition
to see who can get...
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SHOUTING,
SCREAMING
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Fuck's sake, man.
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Oh, I wanna go to bed now.
I've got anxiety.
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Scotty, man.
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LAUGHTER
Ruff!
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He literally just doesn't stop.
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Howay.
SCOTTY LAUGHS
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Howay, man.
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Good night, lads. Night.
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Oh. He's stopped.
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SCOTTY SNORES
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Howay, Scott, lie on your side.
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This fucking room
is gonna be a nightmare.
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Scotty T's snoring
is fucking brutal.
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Too fucking loud, man.
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Geordie Shore, why aye! #
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Ooh, I feel sick. Mm...
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What are you doing in here?
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Fucking worst night's sleep ever.
Really?
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I didn't sleep a wink because
Scotty's snoring was so loud.
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Until I went and slept
in the girls' room.
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Should be called Snorey T
instead of Scotty T.
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SHE LAUGHS
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How was your first night?
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You look like you really enjoyed it.
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I enjoyed it.
Oh, yeah, I had a good night.
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But you've got to remember, like,
I wouldn't classify James and Scott
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as my exes, but other people would.
246
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So the girls being here would be
more comfortable?100%.
247
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Otherwise, a really good night.
248
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I feel like youse all included me,
249
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,440
and I was obviously
really grateful for that.
250
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,560
Loved having you there.
Right, well, let's seize the day.
251
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,360
Yeah. Get some good food in.
Hit the gym.
252
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,720
But let's go back to sleep
for five minutes.
253
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,000
Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, boys.
254
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,840
Are youse feeling the...?
Look at that.
255
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,440
LAUGHING:He's fucking flat out.
256
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,000
I hate him. I hate him.
Scotty lad.
257
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,720
Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, lad.
Fucking hell.
258
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,160
It's been all night.
259
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,120
I hope my next stag do outfit
is some noise-cancelling headphones
260
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if I've got to deal with Scotty's
snoring the whole time.
261
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,080
Howay, then, Scotty,
first fucking morning in the villa.
262
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,320
How you feeling?
Fantastic.
263
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,480
LAUGHTER
264
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,640
He's just had his longest sleep
in, like, nine years.
265
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,000
Ooh. My spine's in tatters, mate.
Where's Ric Flair?
266
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,800
He's fucked off
cos you were snoring.
267
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,800
Not hear him this morning?
He was kicking off.
268
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,680
Oh, no, everyone's moaning
about my snoring.
269
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,280
Well, mate. I cannot hear it.
270
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Wicked. Fuck off.
271
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,440
I think the best thing to do
is choose a designated room for you.
272
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No.
273
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,880
LAUGHTER
274
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,720
I mean, I know Jay's joking,
275
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,200
but it actually sounds like
a pretty good idea to me.
276
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,400
Right, howay, then, lads,
let's get some breakfast.
277
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,480
Good morning, my darlings.
278
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,840
You feeling better, though?
Yeah, I do.
279
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Just feel so much better.
280
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:26,600
And I'm just so excited to see
what Thailand has to offer today.
281
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,400
Oh, my God, I completely forgot.
282
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,880
So, Holly's in Ko Samui.
And Scott's there, as well.
283
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,720
So, wait there.
Is Holly the only girl there?
284
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,480
She's there with fucking James,
Scott and Kyle.
285
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,160
And all us girls are here.
Her ex-boyfriend. On his stag do.
286
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,400
We've already booked the flights.
Oh, wow.
287
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,560
Yeah, we're going this morning.
We did it last night.
288
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We need to be there for Holly.
Yeah.
289
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,520
And I wanna get back.
We wanna see the others.
290
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,840
But, listen, tell me
how much I missed out.
291
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,120
Did you get up on the stage, then,
and have a little dance?
292
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,320
We had a dance-off. I did
the splits. I'm in agony.Really?
293
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,640
You danced them fake fucking tatas
off your chest.I did.
294
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,079
And Chloe won.
That sounds unbelievable.
295
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,560
Chloe won over you?
Yeah, I know.
296
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,440
Why are you so surprised?
Cos he's got a better arse than you.
297
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:14,400
No-one has got a better arse than
me, and this is an all-natural back.
298
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,200
I'm gonna get myself to Ko Samui.
But would you like me...?
299
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,560
Oh, my God, did you see that?
See that?
300
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,680
Go on, do it, Nathan.
301
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,480
Oh. Oh. Oh.
THEY LAUGH
302
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,800
See youse all later.
Off to the gym.
303
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,560
After last night, I definitely
need some space from Scotty.
304
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,080
And the one place that I thought
I would be guaranteed
305
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,840
getting that space is the gym.
306
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,920
But, nah.
He's followed us there, as well.
307
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,920
See you later, lads.
I'll see if I can make it back.
308
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,960
I'm just trying to work out
if that's my vest or not,
309
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,080
that he's got in his hand.
310
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,800
Divvies.
311
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,120
Fuck me. That is my vest.
312
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,000
At least I know what the "T"
stands for in "Scotty T" now.
313
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Thief.
314
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,720
Are youse ready to get showed up
in this fucking gym, like?
315
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,840
LAUGHTER
316
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,000
GROANING
317
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,040
How long's it been since you
been to the gym?It'll be four year.
318
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,840
Whoa, fucking hell.
319
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,000
For not going,
you're staying in good nick.
320
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,960
So, you'd think I'd be nervous
going to the gym
321
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,160
with two meatheads
with a horrendous hangover.
322
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,920
But to be honest, I couldn't give
a fuck. I'll still outlift them.
323
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,800
Oh, when the daylight dies
I'll be running away... #
324
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,840
Cheers.
Cheers. You excited?
325
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,160
I am. Are you?
Mm-hm.
326
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,640
At the same time,
I am very worried about Sophie.
327
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,560
I can't tell
if she's enjoying herself or not.
328
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,760
I think she's had a lot going on,
and I think that,
329
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,520
on top of her own cousin
not wanting to speak to her...
330
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,440
And it's really sad.
I really feel for her.
331
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,280
We don't know if Marnie's coming out
to Thailand for definite,
332
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,800
so I want to make sure that Sophie
just lives in the moment
333
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,200
and has a good time.
334
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,240
Think she's just on edge,
335
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,600
like, cos she's just thinking
any day, she's gonna come in.
336
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,720
And that she doesn't know
what it's gonna be like.
337
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,360
I did say to Chloe,
it is a difficult one,
338
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,040
cos obviously, they are cousins.
339
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,680
It's like, if I was arguing
with my cousin...Mm.
340
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,600
..and any of youse got involved,
341
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,120
I'd be like, "It's got nowt to do
with youse. This is my family."
342
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,480
Yeah.Which is... That's the route
I think Marnie would go,
343
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,920
whereas I think Sophie would want us
to, like, get involved,
344
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,920
to have her back kind of thing.
345
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,600
I feel like this is one of
the most difficult situations
346
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,400
in the Geordie family.
347
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,120
Because, yes, people do fall out.
348
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,720
But Marnie and Sophie
are actual family.
349
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,400
And that takes this
to a whole 'nother level.
350
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,960
I guess it's just
one of them things,
351
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,800
like, we're not gonna know
unless she does come back.
352
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,240
If she does,
I'd be happy to see her,
353
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,760
but I just hope
she doesn't kick off.
354
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,520
Yeah.If she doesn't, then Sophie
can relax and have a good time.
355
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,280
I think when we get to Ko Samui,
we'll keep the vibes,
356
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,000
and we'll just keep
a close eye on her.
357
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,560
Well, obviously Scott's
gonna be there.Mm.
358
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,680
Do you know, I've not seen him
in literally years and years.
359
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,320
So, when I first came in the house,
I was only 19...Mm.
360
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,960
..I was getting with Scott,
361
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,280
but then he was also getting
with Zahida and Sarah.
362
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,560
Me and Zahida had a fight over
Scott. Like, it... a lot went on.
363
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000
On the one hand,
I'm excited to see Scott,
364
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,280
because I do get along with him
really well, and he brings the fun.
365
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,640
But on the other hand, I don't
want it to be awkward for Abbie.
366
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,920
I feel like I'm gonna be
interested to see,
367
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,800
like, what Scotty's like
and if he's actually changed.
368
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,000
You did want a holiday romance,
though.Yeah.
369
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,840
After everything that's happened
in the past with me and Scott,
370
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,080
it's gonna take a lot
for me to trust him again.
371
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,560
This hangover's getting
progressively worse with the heat.
372
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,120
Well, I'm lovely and fresh.
373
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,080
Come on, then, guys,
let's go to Ko Samui!
374
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,160
Could have a drink now, you know,
I feel raring to go.
375
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,280
Do you not wanna get your case?
Oh, God, yeah.
376
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,120
Ooh, God, you don't want
to go empty-handed.
377
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,720
I won't get far
without that, will I?
378
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,680
Let's go, boys.
379
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,400
Fucking gym.
Let's go.
380
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,280
There's nowt better
than a good training session.
381
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,080
I defy anybody not to feel better
after a good workout.
382
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,040
Ooh, you fucking bastard, man.
Fucking hell, my arm pure hurts.
383
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,160
At least I don't have to do
any more and watch them two
384
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,040
fucking get their sweat on.
385
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,600
Mm. Damn, girl, work it.
386
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,640
Hey, you'll never guess what.
What?
387
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,000
What's happened there?
388
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,400
I went and pulled a fucking muscle
in my fucking chest.You haven't!
389
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,680
You were doing tens.
390
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,880
No, that was arms, that. 25s.
THEY LAUGH
391
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,640
Fuck me.
This kid is a walking disaster.
392
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,080
Who you got your eye on
in the house?
393
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,840
Who do you think would be coming in?
Abbie.
394
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,400
Abbie?
Abbie's proper cush.
395
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,000
Me and her go quite far back.
And she's got a fanny.
396
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,600
Chantelle, your ex, man,
that's no girl for me.
397
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,720
JAY LAUGHS
398
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,680
And not to mention,
Chantelle is fucking radge.
399
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440
Are you more chilled about it now
you've had conversations about it?
400
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,480
I'm chilled. Thing is,
everyone would've thought
401
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,080
cos we're both fiery, that
we'd have had loads of arguments.
402
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,960
We never had
one big fucking argument at all.
403
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,880
It just... It just ended weirdly.
404
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,680
And then, obviously, my dog passing
and my mate passing,
405
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,120
there was no sort of, like,
communication to us whatsoever.
406
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,440
Yeah.After we'd been spending
so much time together.
407
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,560
You're gonna have to have
that conversation
408
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,640
to see, like, where youse
both stand.100%, yeah.
409
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,720
It's literally a conversation
and an explanation.
410
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,560
That's all I want from her.
That's the issue.
411
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,560
If you don't get that,
that's when it can kick off.
412
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,160
Especially when she's had
a bit of... You know what I mean?
413
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,640
Exactly that.
414
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,280
I hadn't thought about it
until Jay and Scotty brought it up.
415
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,840
'But if Chantelle does turn up,
I'm gonna have to speak to her.'
416
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,680
And I'm a little bit nervous
about it.
417
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,840
I think when everyone's had a bit of
a drink, opinions are gonna be made,
418
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,360
and it could just go tits up.
419
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,800
But it'd be class.
420
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,200
JAY LAUGHS
421
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,040
Youse are gonna love Ko Samui.
So much better being here.
422
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,040
If you liked Bangkok, Ko Samui
is ten times better.
423
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,360
Like, how cute is that airport?
424
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,400
It's so cute.
I'm an island gal.
425
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,240
Whoa! Bring it on!
Whoo, whoo!
426
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,520
Nathan, the cases are for you,
thank you.What? No, no.
427
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,280
This is what you do in the airport.
ALL:Thank you!
428
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,600
Done it.
429
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,240
GIRLS CHEER
I'm such a nice boy.
430
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,560
It's party time tonight.
431
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,440
Shut the door, shut the door.
Oh.
432
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,680
The past few days with the girls
have been amazing,
433
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,840
and we have Bang'd that Kok
to within an inch of its life.
434
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,400
Ko Samui!
435
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,040
But now it's time for us
to get balls deep in Ko Samui.
436
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,360
I am ready and raring for Ko Samui.
437
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,880
But most importantly,
I am so excited,
438
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,640
because the family
are gonna be back together.
439
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,480
It's going to be amazing.
440
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,160
I would like to go and, like, do
some sort of extreme sports.
441
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,120
But you've just fucking injured
yourself.You couldn't do flies.
442
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,200
NATHAN:Right. I'm ready, girls.
443
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,400
GIRLS CHATTER
Wow.
444
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,320
GIRLS GIGGLE
445
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,600
Go jet skiing, like.
I'll skip that day.
446
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,360
Water your worst phobia, then,
is it?Water, aye.
447
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,960
Oh, my God, it's so big!
448
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,120
It is SO quiet here,
and I'm starting to think,
449
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,320
are we even in the right place?
450
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,120
Hello!
451
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,560
SHOUTING
452
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,680
CHEERING
453
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,080
I'm buzzing these have
finally turned up to my stag.
454
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,280
'They're only two days late.'
455
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,000
In Geordie time,
that's actually quite early.
456
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,120
CHEERING
457
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,440
Geordie Shore, why aye! #
458
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,680
EXCITED CLAMOUR
459
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,000
I didn't think youse were coming!
460
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,960
I'm so happy that the girls
and Nathan have finally arrived.
461
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,560
I mean, I'm not sure why
I didn't get the invite to Bangkok,
462
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,360
but they're here now,
and we're gonna have a good time.
463
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,240
I am so happy to see you!
464
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,000
Oh, my God, this place is mint.
465
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,320
It's like we've arrived in paradise.
466
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,160
Are you all right?
I'm good.
467
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,640
Wow, this... We've got two pools!
468
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,160
I know. It's mint, innit?
Oh, my God.Done a good job.
469
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,440
Hold on a minute.
James has organised all this?
470
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,840
How much is he getting fucking paid?
Maybe he could be me sugar daddy.
471
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,560
Hello, handsome boy.
472
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,920
LAUGHS:You all right, mate?
473
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,160
Come here.
Hello, my darling.
474
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,520
Hiya.Hi, you all right?
Are you all right?Aye.
475
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,320
Hello, gorgeous.
You all right, stranger?
476
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,920
Scotty's got his top off,
477
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,400
and I will say,
he does look quite fit.
478
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,360
It was funny...
It was funny yesterday, right.
479
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,840
We're sat around the table talking,
480
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,720
and every time Ricci spoke,
it would thunder.
481
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,200
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.Really?
482
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,440
"I end up doing so much
for Chantelle, mate." It'd go...
483
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,000
HE BURBLES
484
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,560
Hang on a minute,
it sounds like Ricci
485
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,320
has been flapping his mouth
to all the boys.
486
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,240
I need to find out
exactly what's been said.
487
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,920
What's he saying about Chantelle?
488
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,640
Erm, Ricci basically said
he was meeting Chantelle loads.
489
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,640
He's met the family,
taking them out for meals,
490
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,280
and then he was going through
a hard time.
491
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,240
And apparently,
she's just never messaged him,
492
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,040
and they haven't spoke since.
Really?Aye.
493
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,320
Cos I've heard a different story,
to be honest.Have you?
494
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,280
Yeah, but she never liked him
in that way.
495
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,000
It was never like that for her.
Was it not?
496
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,480
No wonder Ricci's got
his knickers in a twist.
497
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,640
Just as well Chantelle's not here,
498
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,640
or things could get really awkward.
499
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,360
How's Scott?
Scott is wild.Is he?
500
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,160
Are you single, Abbie?
Yeah.Are you?
501
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,640
Are you still single, are you?
502
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,200
I mean...
So are these two.What?
503
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,400
So are these two.
These two are single.
504
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,560
I'm always fucking single.
Same here, man!
505
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,680
Always single.
There's a recurring theme, isn't it?
506
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,880
Maybe it's you.
Know what?
507
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,480
Maybe we were waiting
for each other.
508
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,240
Six year later,
and nothing's changed.
509
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,920
Everything is still the same.
LAUGHTER
510
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,880
I've got such a weird feeling
in me stomach,
511
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,120
but I don't know whether
it's butterflies or anxiety.
512
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,760
To be fair, we were talking earlier.
513
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,240
Didn't you say you liked Abbie?
Aye.
514
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,400
I've always had a thing for her.
She knows that.
515
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,520
I haven't seen Abbie in years,
and she scrubs up well.
516
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
Hello, babe.
517
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,040
What's it been like having him back?
JAMES: Do you know what?
518
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,920
Anyone else...
KYLE:He's worse than ever.
519
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,920
He's a nightmare, right?
But he's so loveable...
520
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,440
Yeah...at the same time.
Energetic.
521
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,520
So he's a nightmare,
but he's our nightmare.Aye.
522
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,440
Should we go have a look
at our bedroom?
523
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,000
Aye, aye, howay. It might...
It's in here, babe.
524
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,360
'Ey! Abbie!
525
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,800
Abbie, you said you were horny.
Why you going to look at that?
526
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,440
Oh, I dunno.
Don't know where I was going.
527
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,720
Do YOU want to go in there?
528
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,360
Wait there. Youse,
I've already claimed the middle bed!
529
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,840
Nathan, stop running like that.
I've already claimed...
530
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,040
Agh! Agh!
Nathan, you can't run like that.
531
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,160
Why?
You're gonna fall.
532
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,480
T-Dog?All right, mate?
Boys, boys, boys.
533
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,000
More than that.
Aye, mate. Cush, man.
534
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,600
Aye.
Abbie looks fit, as well.
535
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,480
What, you got with Abbie before?
Aye.Yeah?
536
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,200
He's got with every girl
in Geordie Shore.
537
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,600
Aye, he has.
Apart from Sophie.
538
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,920
There's still time.
LAUGHTER
539
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,040
To be honest,
it wouldn't be Geordie Shore
540
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,080
without someone hooking up.
541
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,320
And seeing as all of us
are coupled up now,
542
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,200
it's gonna have to be
Scott and Abbie.
543
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,520
Nah, do you reckon she would?
I think she would. 100%.
544
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,920
Go and ask her.
I already have. She just laughs.
545
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,400
If she's laughing,
then it means possibly yes.
546
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,000
Put in the feelers, boys.
Possibly yes.
547
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,400
We'll find out for you.
Aye.
548
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,320
Not in front of the others,
though, because...
549
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,680
Cos they'll influence her decision?
Yeah.
550
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,120
They'll say,
"No, he's a scumbag. Don't."
551
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,760
I'm not a scumbag.
You're a loveable scumbag.
552
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,520
I'm such a scumbag.
THEY CHUCKLE
553
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,360
FART
Ooh!
554
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,880
Who was that?
That was him, man.
555
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,720
That's squeaky.
I'm downwind, as well.
556
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,760
Pose
557
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,120
You can watch me
Go slay this runway
558
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,840
Walkway, sashay, sashay
559
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,000
More
Sashay, sashay
560
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,400
Give me more
Sashay, sashay... #
561
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,720
Got to say one thing -
great choice of outfit for him.
562
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,440
Really good stag do appearance.
563
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,640
Sailor?
564
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,040
What?
Sailor boy? Are you?
565
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,320
Get fucked, mate!
566
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,400
That top's gonna come off
in five minutes.
567
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,840
LAUGHTER
"Girls..."
568
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,360
STRAINS:"..look at me."
569
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,560
LAUGHTER
570
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,200
Well, you know, if you've got it,
flaunt it.
571
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,920
'And I've definitely got it.
572
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,320
'Unlike my little sailor boy
over there.'
573
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,160
Mama said, girl
You better watch your back
574
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,200
You've got that little locomotion
Moving... #
575
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,760
I'm very glad that youse are here.
Thanks for finally joining.
576
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,480
I'm not gonna lie,
Bangkok was quite hard,
577
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,000
because obviously, like,
some people came in drunk and stuff.
578
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,280
But some people
went home early... and stuff.
579
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,160
But I'm glad
that we're all in a room together.
580
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,560
It's actually really nice.
Yeah.
581
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,400
This is so much fun,
that we all get to share
582
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,160
a room together like the old times.
583
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,040
But one thing
I'm worrying about is...
584
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,400
how am I gonna get
me eight hours' sleep?
585
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,800
Can we all discuss how we feel
about Scott being back?
586
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,120
Cos I haven't seen him in ages.
I'm actually really happy.
587
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,720
He is a very good energy, isn't he?
588
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,240
I haven't seen him in so long.
I know.
589
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,000
I don't think he's changed at all.
590
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,760
He knew nothing about any of us.
He didn't even know I'd had a kid.
591
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,160
Shut up.
592
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,880
How does he not know that?
593
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,800
With what everyone's saying
about Scott,
594
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,480
it seems like he hasn't changed
595
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,960
and he's still just living
in Scott's little world
596
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,320
all these years later.
597
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,960
Oh! Fucking hell, Chloe.
598
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,120
Honestly.
Oh, my God.
599
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,400
What the hell is going on?
600
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,800
Also, did you guys know
about Chantelle and Ricci?
601
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,840
I did.Right, so,
she knows the majority of stuff.
602
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,320
It was nothing ever serious.
603
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,640
Like, we all know Chantelle's type,
and it's not Ricci.
604
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,680
But I think he might've liked her.
Yeah.
605
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,320
Do you think he wanted
something more?
606
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,880
Maybe, yeah. That's why he's hurt.
607
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,160
Well, I had a gig with Ricci,
didn't I?
608
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,360
So I asked him, I said,
609
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,280
"What's been going on
with you and Chantelle?"
610
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,840
And he's like, "Aw, yeah, well,
we were getting with each other,
611
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,200
"seeing each other for a bit."
612
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,520
But he said, "But I'm not
speaking to her any more now."
613
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,640
HE'S not speaking to her?
Cos basically...Yeah.
614
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,920
..someone had passed away,
615
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,360
and apparently, she didn't ask him
if he was OK or anything,
616
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,120
and he didn't like that at all,
so he had to end things.
617
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,760
That doesn't sound like
the Chantelle I know.
618
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,040
There must be more to this
than what Ricci's saying.
619
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,080
I'd love to see
Chantelle's reaction to this.
620
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,800
I know, I can't wait to ask her.
She'll just go like this.
621
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,680
I love Chantelle, though.
I think she's class.
622
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,720
She's good stuff.
What I like about Chantelle is
623
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800
you always know
where you stand with Chantelle.
624
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,960
If she doesn't like you,
you'll just know.Yeah.
625
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,480
Chantelle is one of me besties,
but if she does come to Thailand
626
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,480
and find out exactly
what Ricci's been saying,
627
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,720
I tell you one thing,
she's not gonna be happy.
628
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,240
Oh, my God, fuck youse.
629
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,440
Oh, my God.
630
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,120
What?
You've pooed yourself?
631
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,040
I look so pretty.
Oh, my... You're so annoying.
632
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,360
Never got lost in the feeling
633
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,000
Never just felt so deep in... #
634
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,280
Girls!
Ooh, it's warm out here.
635
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,480
It is cooking, innit?
636
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,880
GIRLS:Coming!
637
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,240
Hello.
Oh, hey.
638
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,680
Oh, h-hello, boys.
Youse all look very nice.
639
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,280
Ooh, God, your smell is...
640
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,560
The perfume coming from you, like.
641
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,480
It's nice to see
that Ricci's finally opened
642
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,520
his Christmas Lynx Africa gift set.
643
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,920
He's put that much of it on,
644
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,840
it's nearly blew
me fucking nose off.
645
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,680
Youse not getting ready, girls?
646
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,960
What do you mean?
647
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,640
You definitely look like
you're working on a yacht now.
648
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,880
Right, so, every night, we've been
surprising Kyle with things.
649
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,480
Oh, God, what?
Oh, no.
650
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,240
Tonight, I'm going to let you off.
GIRLS:Aw!
651
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,440
But...
652
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,440
But tomorrow,
I've got a massive surprise.
653
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,000
We're all going on a boat,
654
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,760
and we're going to a...
island for the day.
655
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,520
ALL CHEER
656
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,840
Howay, then, but you know what?
657
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,240
I thought it's not just going
to be about Kyle.
658
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,280
Us lot, we're going to have
the best night,
659
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,000
and this is like the proper
kick-start to Kyle's stag do.
660
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,600
Yes, it is.
661
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,280
Guys, here we go.
662
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,440
CHEERING
663
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,400
WOMAN:Guys?
664
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,360
Geordie Shore, why aye! #
665
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,520
WOMAN:Guys?
666
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,480
ALL CHEER
667
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,440
Oh, my God, is that Chantelle?
668
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,120
Since being in Cyprus,
669
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,160
me and me beautiful little boy
Ricardo
670
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,880
have moved from Marbella
back to lovely Newcastle.
671
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,280
You all right?
Gorgeous.
672
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,600
Thank you. I've got a new arse.
673
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,960
I've had me bum done again, yeah.
Really?
674
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,440
You all right?
You all right, yeah?
675
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,080
Cos I'm out of your league... #
676
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,560
Let's have a look, then.
Aw, that is so nice.
677
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,720
CHEERING
678
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,560
Ricci can literally not stop staring
at Chantelle's arse.
679
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,360
It's like he's been "bum-boozled".
680
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Here, Ricci, Chantelle's here.
681
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Chantelle's there.
682
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,840
It's too late now
Cos I'm out of your league. #
683
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,400
Since being back in Newcastle,
me and Ricci had a kiss,
684
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,960
and it's made things
very complicated.
685
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,160
I said on Instagram
that we weren't an item
686
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,080
and we weren't anything serious,
687
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,520
and because of that,
we've fallen out.
688
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,280
But I'm not sure why,
because he was seeing other girls.
689
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,640
I want to clear the air with Ricci,
cos it's really not that deep.
690
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,160
We're going to party?
691
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,400
Howay, let's go.
692
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,040
Welcome back. You look unreal.
693
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,600
Right, bitches,
694
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,080
see you in the club!
Woo!
695
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,920
WHOOPING
696
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,920
Let's fucking have it.
697
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,320
This is fucking amazing.
698
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,840
We're in Thailand.
699
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,679
Everybody's here.
It feels just like old times.
700
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:57,040
When I first met Chantelle,
I was absolutely terrified of her.
701
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,160
But when we all came back
for the reunion,
702
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,600
I feel like she just matured a lot,
703
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,560
and I would actually class her
as a friend now.
704
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,960
You cannot beat a Geordie night out.
705
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,400
But what's even better
is a Geordie Shore night out,
706
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,640
in Thailand.
707
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,840
I was so confused to why
708
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,480
me and Ricci are even getting
spoken about.
709
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,360
I thought that was
water under the bridge.
710
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,680
What the actual fuck?
His friend's died?
711
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,080
This is the first time
I've heard about this.
712
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,720
I mean, she does have a point there.
713
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,960
I certainly wouldn't wanna be Ricci
right now.
714
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,520
Chantelle didn't know
about Ricci's friend passing,
715
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,120
and Ricci has been sleeping
with other girls.
716
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,520
Someone, Ricci, has been
a bit economical with the truth.
717
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,040
I'm the same age
as Abbie's step-mam?
718
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,600
Well, it must be your lucky day,
babe,
719
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,920
because Daddy's right here.
720
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,440
Scotty's saying
all the right things,
721
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,600
and the old Abbie would've
believed him in a heartbeat.
722
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,600
But now I'm different,
and actions speak louder than words.
723
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,640
I reckon, if given enough time,
probablies five minutes,
724
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,640
I can transform this PG rating
into a triple X.
725
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,800
I thought Ricci and Jay
would come straight up to us
726
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,640
and explain why they weren't
at the engagement party.
727
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,520
But they've absolutely said
nothing at all.
728
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,520
It's like they've just sweeped it
under the rug.
729
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,040
Holly!
730
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,000
How are you?
731
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,960
Really good now that I'm with you.
732
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,280
Last night was fun, but I'm
so excited that Sophie is here,
733
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,600
and now the BFFs are back together.
734
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,040
Ooh, love it!
735
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,960
BOTH:
736
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,480
Everyone's always got shit going on
in their life and especially me.
737
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,360
It's been a tough ride.
738
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,440
But being out with me Geordie family
739
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,600
is exactly what the doctor ordered.
740
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,120
Charlotte and Marnie
had a huge falling out in Cyprus.
741
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,440
It's put Sophie in a really
difficult position with Marnie
742
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,800
and questioning her loyalties.
743
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,720
And now they have fallen out
big time.
744
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,440
I really hope
they can sort things out.
745
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,280
But honestly?
It is not looking good.
746
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,520
I'm not gonna lie,
I was hoping to put off
747
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,880
speaking to Ricci
after the end of this night.
748
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,920
But it looks like
words need to be said.
749
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,040
I'm not.
750
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,480
I'm really not laughing
at the dog situation.
751
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,160
It's... It's not a funny situation.
752
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,200
It's just
a really nervous situation.
753
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,280
I'm not gonna lie, that's not how
I expected this chat to go down.
754
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,080
It's actually pretty awkward.
755
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,920
I do believe her, that she
didn't know about my friend.
756
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,680
And she did apologise.
So I guess we're all cool.
757
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,360
So, Chantelle's been in the house
for five minutes,
758
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,600
and Ricci's already come up to her
and sorted things out.
759
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,560
And he hasn't even mentioned
my engagement party once.
760
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,440
I'm getting pissed off here, like.
761
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,440
'I'm definitely
gonna be having words soon.'
762
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,800
Youse two said that youse were
coming to me engagement party.
763
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,000
Youse never turned up.
I never said that.
764
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,320
That's a miscommunication.
765
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,800
I've knew you since day one.
And you didn't help us. Why?
766
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,280
He's fucking chatting shit.
767
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,080
CHEERING
768
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,200
Now I'm here,
with all my best friends,
769
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,680
I really just wanna have
a good time.
770
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,360
WOMAN:Surprise!
771
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,200
MAN:Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
772
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,680
No way!
KYLE LAUGHS
773
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,760
Everyone's here to party
If you wanna go wild
774
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,480
If you wanna go wild
Everyone's here to party
775
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,720
If you wanna go wild
If you wanna go
776
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,080
Everyone's here to party
If you wanna go wild
777
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,360
If you wanna go wild
778
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,920
Everyone's here to party
Let's party, party
779
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,960
Gonna go wild, let's party hard
We're gonna go wild
780
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,280
Party, party, gonna go wild
Let's party hard
781
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,520
We're gonna go wild
Get naughty, naughty
782
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,400
We're gonna go wild
Let's party hard
783
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,560
Gonna go all night, all night
All night. #
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