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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,215 --> 00:00:05,665 ♪ Girls can tell 2 00:00:06,804 --> 00:00:08,737 ♪ Girls can tell 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:15,882 ♪ Girls can tell if things are right ♪ 4 00:00:16,124 --> 00:00:19,645 ♪ When they kiss a boy goodnight ♪ 5 00:00:19,817 --> 00:00:20,991 ♪ And I can tell ♪ 6 00:00:21,095 --> 00:00:23,752 Look, you know that I get you. 7 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:27,722 The laziness, the attitude, the weird sense of humor. 8 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:31,657 That stuff doesn't bother me. Actually helps break up my day. 9 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:34,384 Thank you. 10 00:00:34,487 --> 00:00:36,903 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're getting complaints again. 11 00:00:37,007 --> 00:00:38,733 You're infuriating customers. 12 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:40,907 Okay, but you're the boss, 13 00:00:41,011 --> 00:00:42,944 and you just said that you get me, 14 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:45,429 so that's all that matters, we're good. 15 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:48,018 June, you understand you're not a pharmacist. 16 00:00:48,122 --> 00:00:49,468 You can't prescribe medication. 17 00:00:51,056 --> 00:00:53,196 I kind of understand. 18 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,438 You know how you told Mrs. Coraci 19 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:55,957 she needed to be on Zoloft the other day? 20 00:00:56,061 --> 00:00:57,096 Yeah. 21 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,271 She came in for a colonoscopy prep. 22 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:02,205 Yeah, and she was way too stressed out about it. 23 00:01:02,308 --> 00:01:04,069 We had a nice conversation. I helped her. 24 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:07,279 Did you know that she runs sales at Affy Tapple? 25 00:01:07,382 --> 00:01:08,832 The one in the mall? 26 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,179 People just want to get their medicine in peace 27 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:13,526 and not get judged by June the Almighty. 28 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:17,944 Okay, okay. You're the boss. Whatever you need, you got it. 29 00:01:18,117 --> 00:01:19,256 Thank you. 30 00:01:23,191 --> 00:01:24,296 Start with her. 31 00:01:30,025 --> 00:01:32,269 Hello, customer. How may I help you? 32 00:01:32,373 --> 00:01:34,513 Which one of these is the most reliable? 33 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:37,171 Well, it depends. Do you want to be pregnant? 34 00:01:37,274 --> 00:01:39,034 Or do you want it to be not pregnant? 35 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:40,381 Why does that matter? 36 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:43,108 Well, teenagers usually get Blue Morning, 37 00:01:43,384 --> 00:01:45,455 and couples usually get First Response. 38 00:01:45,558 --> 00:01:47,940 I just want to know if I'm pregnant. 39 00:01:48,113 --> 00:01:49,597 Well, just do Blue Morning. 40 00:02:03,887 --> 00:02:07,787 ♪ Darling, darlin' 41 00:02:07,891 --> 00:02:12,827 ♪ I'm falling, 42 00:02:14,691 --> 00:02:17,935 ♪ I'm your man 43 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:24,770 ♪ Guess I've been taking a lot from you ♪ 44 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,017 ♪ Searching so long 45 00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:33,434 ♪ For the truth 46 00:02:35,953 --> 00:02:37,886 ♪ You hoped that girl would 47 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:40,165 ♪ Chase you out the door 48 00:02:40,475 --> 00:02:44,272 ♪ As you think that it's already too late ♪ 49 00:02:44,376 --> 00:02:48,242 ♪ Searching for meaning in a combination of notes ♪ 50 00:02:48,345 --> 00:02:51,866 ♪ Don't overthink it, don't overthink it ♪ 51 00:02:51,969 --> 00:02:55,076 ♪ Tired to wake so early 52 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,802 ♪ Get up in the morning 53 00:02:56,905 --> 00:02:58,907 ♪ It just hurts 54 00:02:59,356 --> 00:03:01,945 ♪ And I think of all of those ♪ 55 00:03:02,359 --> 00:03:05,535 ♪ Little things that you and I ♪ 56 00:03:05,638 --> 00:03:07,675 ♪ Can do 57 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,748 ♪ And now I've taken too many hits ♪ 58 00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:16,442 ♪ I'm breaking off with all that stuff ♪ 59 00:03:16,546 --> 00:03:19,618 ♪ "Anybody else wants some?" 60 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,207 ♪ That's no good reason ♪ 61 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:27,004 ♪ I broke up with Edison 62 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:29,835 ♪ I've had enough 63 00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:34,046 ♪ Shy 64 00:03:34,149 --> 00:03:37,256 ♪ And fast times in the park 65 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,259 I'm home! 66 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,228 The assailant's identities are sill unknown, 67 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:45,333 however, as they were able 68 00:03:45,437 --> 00:03:47,266 to disable the security camera. 69 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:50,614 I said I'm home. I had sex with an alien. 70 00:03:50,718 --> 00:03:51,995 Finally. 71 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,066 Shut up, you little twerp. 72 00:03:54,342 --> 00:03:56,931 Long day at work. You must be starving. 73 00:03:58,243 --> 00:03:59,554 Work was boring, 74 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:01,832 and I understand you're insinuating that I'm starving 75 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:03,834 because I'm a fat toad who can't stop eating. 76 00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:07,493 No, that's not, um... I'll fix you a plate. 77 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,426 It doesn't really look healthy. 78 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,704 -I'll fix you a small plate. -Okay. 79 00:04:11,808 --> 00:04:15,052 Don't sleep on mom's cooking. This shit is bomb as fuck. 80 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:19,160 I'm glad you think gluten is bomb. I personally don't. 81 00:04:19,264 --> 00:04:21,300 Okay, well, like, you don't know anything 82 00:04:21,404 --> 00:04:22,543 about anything, so. 83 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:24,510 Stop touching yourself, pervert. 84 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:25,787 Keep talking, keep talking. 85 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,582 Ew! Ew! Shut up. 86 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:29,377 Clean that up, please. 87 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:30,654 Um. I'm sorry mom. Thank you, Mom 88 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:33,105 I love you, Mom. You are the best mom. 89 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,589 Thank you, Jonathan. 90 00:04:35,003 --> 00:04:38,524 So what's wrong with gluten all of a sudden? 91 00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:40,181 I'm allergic to it. 92 00:04:40,285 --> 00:04:41,355 Since when? 93 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,702 Probably since I was born. 94 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,567 You guys have actually been poisoning me up until now. 95 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:49,363 -She got that test. -What test? With who? 96 00:04:49,466 --> 00:04:51,882 -With Dr. Weisman. -Weisman? 97 00:04:51,986 --> 00:04:54,575 I told you Dr. Weisman gave her the allergy test. 98 00:04:54,678 --> 00:04:56,646 Yeah, Dad, this was, like, six months ago. 99 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:58,648 Three months before my neck tingling thing 100 00:04:58,751 --> 00:05:01,202 and a couple of weeks after my arm tingling thing. 101 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:03,377 Sweetie, if you're so allergic to gluten, 102 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,482 then why are you eating cheeseburgers all the time? 103 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:07,553 And how about that cupcake 104 00:05:07,657 --> 00:05:09,175 that you've got locked up in your bedroom? 105 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,487 What you're doing right now 106 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:12,524 is legally considered body shaming. 107 00:05:12,627 --> 00:05:14,698 You're creating neural pathways in my brain 108 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:16,217 that basically guarantee the rest of my life 109 00:05:16,321 --> 00:05:17,874 is ruined forever. 110 00:05:17,977 --> 00:05:20,255 I'm gonna break into your cupcake safe. 111 00:05:20,463 --> 00:05:21,533 No, you're not. You don't know the combination. 112 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:23,224 Only me and mom know. Right, Mom? 113 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:24,432 I haven't told anyone. 114 00:05:24,536 --> 00:05:26,607 Yeah, well, I'm actually gonna break into it 115 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,781 and wipe it on my ass and put it back in. 116 00:05:28,885 --> 00:05:31,646 And you're not even going to know that I did it, so. 117 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,717 Well, I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face. 118 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:34,994 Stop it. 119 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:37,238 There's nothing wrong with gluten. 120 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:38,273 Yes, there is. It's bad. 121 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:40,241 There are no bad foods. 122 00:05:40,345 --> 00:05:42,243 Yep. Burgers are bomb. 123 00:05:42,347 --> 00:05:43,693 Especially from Freddy's. 124 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,522 My God, Mom, he's trolling me right now. 125 00:05:45,626 --> 00:05:48,180 -What did he say? -No, no, no, he's right. 126 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,182 We're not allowed to go to Freddy's 127 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:52,253 just because you're triggered. 128 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:55,325 That's not fair. Freddy's is my favorite burger. 129 00:05:55,429 --> 00:05:57,431 Yeah, Freddy's is perf. 130 00:05:57,603 --> 00:06:00,088 I'm gonna be up in that ho mañana. 131 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,573 - Mom. - No, no, no, no. 132 00:06:01,676 --> 00:06:03,368 You realize that this is still a free country, right? 133 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,370 And it's not a monarchy. 134 00:06:05,473 --> 00:06:08,614 And this is not Queen June's private castle. 135 00:06:08,718 --> 00:06:10,375 Just go to a different location. 136 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:11,755 Why do you have to go to that one? 137 00:06:11,859 --> 00:06:13,930 Because it's around the corner. 138 00:06:14,102 --> 00:06:16,726 What? I'm supposed to go all the way to the one across town 139 00:06:16,829 --> 00:06:18,728 just because Davey dumped you? 140 00:06:18,831 --> 00:06:19,763 Arnold! 141 00:06:19,867 --> 00:06:21,109 Well, well, what's the big deal? 142 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:23,111 You'll meet someone else. You're a growing girl. 143 00:06:24,768 --> 00:06:27,495 What is that supposed to mean? 144 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:30,256 Okay, okay. There are no bad foods. 145 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,157 And we are not talking about Freddy's or Davey at the table. 146 00:06:34,329 --> 00:06:38,437 Okay, well, Davey was a dope as fuck. 147 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:39,818 That guy was a pimp. 148 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,510 He's talking about sex trafficking at the dinner table. 149 00:06:42,786 --> 00:06:45,444 And if we're going to dissect all of my relationships, 150 00:06:45,548 --> 00:06:46,790 then we need to go around the table, 151 00:06:46,894 --> 00:06:49,517 starting with dad's weird gambling problem. 152 00:06:49,621 --> 00:06:52,520 For your information, young lady, it's not a problem. 153 00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:55,523 It's a hobby pursued by rich people, 154 00:06:55,627 --> 00:06:57,939 famous people, and also me. 155 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,804 Okay, well, I've never been arrested for one of my hobbies. 156 00:07:33,906 --> 00:07:35,770 Morning, guys. 157 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:41,742 I slept okay. Yeah, I mean, I'm tired. 158 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:45,228 My God, you guys are the best. I love you. 159 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:50,233 What? Because I don't sleep in my makeup. 160 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,338 Ew. You're blocked. 161 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:58,586 Did I dream about Davey again? 162 00:07:58,966 --> 00:08:03,557 Well, let's see in the past 600 "Wake Up With June" streams, 163 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,041 when have I not? 164 00:08:06,283 --> 00:08:08,527 When did the dreams start? 165 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:12,945 I would say since we broke up. 166 00:08:14,153 --> 00:08:16,086 Well, yeah, of course it means something. 167 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:21,298 I don't know. Maybe pancakes. 168 00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:33,069 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 169 00:08:38,315 --> 00:08:42,009 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 170 00:08:46,841 --> 00:08:49,568 ♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad, boyz are bad ♪ 171 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:52,157 This is one of his favorite songs. Yeah. 172 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:55,401 Remember, you can listen to the full Davey playlist 173 00:08:55,505 --> 00:08:58,819 on my Spotify, link in bio. 174 00:09:03,271 --> 00:09:04,341 ♪ That's the danger 175 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:07,931 I brought you some hot chocolate. 176 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,315 Mom, you're interrupting my stream. 177 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,661 This is really embarrassing. 178 00:09:13,765 --> 00:09:15,490 Are you getting any followers with this? 179 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,044 Mom, that's so embarrassing. 180 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:18,804 I don't want them to know I care about followers, okay? 181 00:09:18,908 --> 00:09:20,599 And no, I don't want hot chocolate right now. 182 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:22,739 Okay, fine, fine. I'll give it to Jonathan. 183 00:09:22,843 --> 00:09:24,879 Wait. I'll take it, I want it. Thank you. 184 00:09:26,053 --> 00:09:26,605 June. 185 00:09:28,262 --> 00:09:29,712 Are you going to work today or not? 186 00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:33,163 I don't know, maybe. Stop interrogating me. 187 00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:35,994 Hi, June Squad. 188 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,030 My daughter needs to go to work right now 189 00:09:38,134 --> 00:09:41,655 because she's saving up to get her own place someday. 190 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,657 That will be in years from now. 191 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,555 And, Mom, I really don't need 192 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:48,282 you addressing my squad like that. 193 00:09:48,385 --> 00:09:49,801 But I gave birth to you. 194 00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:52,355 I mean, there wouldn't be a squad without me. 195 00:09:52,873 --> 00:09:54,944 My God, why are moms obsessed with birth? 196 00:09:55,047 --> 00:10:00,052 ...um, Bill called on the landline, June, please. 197 00:10:00,259 --> 00:10:03,538 Okay. Don't use people's real names while I'm streaming. 198 00:10:03,642 --> 00:10:05,057 I don't care. 199 00:10:05,575 --> 00:10:07,473 I don't want him to get doxxed. 200 00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:09,717 Okay, bye, June Squad. 201 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,342 Well, thank you, JackWolf43. 202 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:18,415 Okay, okay. You're done. Mom, you're done. Please go. 203 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:19,554 -Stop reading the comments. -Bye! 204 00:10:19,658 --> 00:10:20,417 You're done. 205 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,834 So annoying. 206 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:28,184 What? Ew! No, you can't have a three-way with us. 207 00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:29,841 Blocked. 208 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,534 ♪ Moving at the speed of light, light on my feet ♪ 209 00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:36,088 ♪ Bitches act like gettin' sneaked the typa bitch I be ♪ 210 00:10:36,192 --> 00:10:39,195 ♪ My history not a mystery, got 'em missin' me ♪ 211 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:41,404 ♪ A thousand look like a centipede, like infinity ♪ 212 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:44,200 Ooh! 213 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,098 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 214 00:10:46,616 --> 00:10:48,860 Yeah, I'll be fine. Sorry. 215 00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:50,965 I was just dealing with this annoying lady on eBay. 216 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:53,209 I'm trying to sell her a frickin' platypus Beanie Baby, 217 00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:54,589 and she's having all these problems. 218 00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:56,177 The hustle never ends. 219 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,386 Yeah, I know, yeah, no, it doesn't. 220 00:11:00,975 --> 00:11:03,046 Did you find everything you need? 221 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,946 Yeah. Why, you work here or something? 222 00:11:06,049 --> 00:11:08,155 I do. I'm June, at your service. 223 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:11,779 Owen. Pleasure to be serviced by you. 224 00:11:11,883 --> 00:11:14,540 Sorry, that sounded weird. 225 00:11:14,644 --> 00:11:16,335 It's nice to meet you, June. 226 00:11:16,439 --> 00:11:17,267 Got to go. 227 00:11:17,371 --> 00:11:18,475 Bye, Owen. 228 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,270 ♪ Be something beautiful ♪ 229 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:21,996 ♪ And this diamond ring 230 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,722 Yeah, I was talking to a pretty enthusiastic girl. 231 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:25,655 Yeah, I got the stuff. 232 00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:29,970 ♪ Won't have to break like mine did ♪ 233 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:31,868 My God, did you ring up that cute guy? 234 00:11:31,972 --> 00:11:35,492 Yeah. June, he's obviously too tall for you. 235 00:11:37,736 --> 00:11:41,809 Pantyhose, gloves, three Twix bars. 236 00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:44,260 Fucking marry me. 237 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,750 Hello, sir. 238 00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:54,615 Got your samples. 239 00:11:54,719 --> 00:11:56,651 -June, can you sign, please? -Yeah. 240 00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:59,551 ♪ This diamond ring can be dreams that are coming true ♪ 241 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,277 These like super drugs or something? 242 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,797 VD meds, like gold to some people. 243 00:12:05,315 --> 00:12:06,385 Yeah, I bet. 244 00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,354 I don't suppose you're looking for a reason 245 00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:10,804 to need these meds. 246 00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:13,910 Are you hitting on me 247 00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:16,361 and saying you're going to give me an STD? 248 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:19,916 Damn, you're nasty. 249 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,679 So sorry, sir. She was just kidding. 250 00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:26,440 Are you trying to get me sued? 251 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:30,685 I need a coffee break. 252 00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,273 You haven't even clocked in yet! 253 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,517 I haven't been getting paid for any of this? 254 00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:38,107 ♪ Hit the pop rocks, hit the pop rock ♪ 255 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:40,626 ♪ Hit the pop rock, hit the pop, run it, run it ♪ 256 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,318 Give me a double macchiato. 257 00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:44,009 ♪ Yes, I'm a knockout 258 00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:46,529 ♪ I bring fire when a Pop-Tart pop out ♪ 259 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:47,737 ♪ Born from a volcano 260 00:12:47,841 --> 00:12:48,876 ♪ I Drain Gang like a 261 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,326 My God, it's really easy. 262 00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:53,467 I've tested so many times in the last six months. 263 00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,952 I just keep Quests on my home page. 264 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:59,059 That's great. Sounds like you have really bad allergies. 265 00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:01,613 Well, technically not yet because they've all come back 266 00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:04,547 negative, but I keep trying. 267 00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:08,240 Okay, um, can we get back to my son's prescription, please? 268 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:15,316 All right. This looks like you. Um, twice a day with food. 269 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:17,974 What a cute TikTok bio. 270 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,598 Thanks. Um, now, are there any side effects 271 00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,186 I should know about? 272 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,154 My little Anthony here has a very sensitive tum tum. 273 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:27,604 Mommy, I need to go poo poo. 274 00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:30,090 That's his fifth time going poo poo today. 275 00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:32,368 Any chance you guys could keep conversations 276 00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:33,887 like that in private? 277 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,889 Some of us lean more towards constipation, 278 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:37,545 and it can be really triggering. 279 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:40,376 What is up with your generation and being triggered? 280 00:13:40,479 --> 00:13:42,930 Don't ever have kids then. God forbid. 281 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,518 Do I look pregnant? 282 00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:46,002 Yeah, you look bloated. 283 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,729 She's weird. Come on. 284 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,214 ♪ Girl 285 00:13:53,285 --> 00:13:57,462 ♪ There's nothing I'd rather do ♪ 286 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,950 ♪ Than spend some time 287 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,573 ♪ And know you're mine 288 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:09,646 ♪ On a summer's day with you 289 00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:17,585 Davey! 290 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:20,657 You gotta stop. 291 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,419 What? 292 00:14:23,522 --> 00:14:25,179 You have got to stop. 293 00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:26,422 Stop what? 294 00:14:26,594 --> 00:14:28,389 Stalking me online. 295 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,977 I thought that blocking you 296 00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:31,323 and unfriending you would send a message. 297 00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,636 But you keep making these burner profiles. 298 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,638 What? No, those aren't me. 299 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,883 Who else would be June Loves Boba? 300 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,574 Okay, that one's me. 301 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:42,921 Um, but I just like to keep in touch with everybody. 302 00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:44,889 You know, it's not personal. 303 00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:47,098 How was the Grand Canyon, by the way? 304 00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:49,272 Seems like you guys really lucked out with the weather. 305 00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:53,656 June, we broke up two years ago. 306 00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:56,038 Okay, who's counting? 307 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:58,626 What? Did your girlfriend put you up to this? 308 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,526 I'm sorry that she's still so threatened by me. 309 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:06,393 No, no. My fiancée, Kelly, did not put me up to this. 310 00:15:06,496 --> 00:15:08,671 You know, you say that word like it's supposed 311 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,362 to bother me--fiancée-- 312 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,951 but it really just rolls right off me. 313 00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,402 Then why are you always in the parking lot at Freddy's? 314 00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:17,404 You're spying on me! 315 00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,233 Do you really think that I can't recognize you? 316 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,995 Those disguises don't work. You look ridiculous. 317 00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:23,962 My God, what's ridiculous about a ski mask? 318 00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:25,860 We live in a cold city. 319 00:15:25,964 --> 00:15:27,690 Don't make me come back here. 320 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:29,519 I'll get another restraining order. 321 00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:30,900 That's fine. Okay. 322 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:34,248 I'll see you in court, and I'll wear a cute dress. 323 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:37,079 Stay away from me, and I can see you, Bill. 324 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,046 Hey, Davey. 325 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,119 He's in a really weird mood today. 326 00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:50,609 Mom, I said I would do it tomorrow. 327 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:52,853 No, you need to do it today. 328 00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:55,373 Why? Why do I even ever need to do it? 329 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,168 It's my room. I'm the one who lives in here. 330 00:15:57,271 --> 00:15:58,755 No one needs to come in. 331 00:15:59,135 --> 00:16:01,103 For the love of God, June, I'm only asking you 332 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:04,692 to clean one room in this house, your bedroom. 333 00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:06,418 Do I need to call Dr. Weisman 334 00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:09,387 to get a recommendation for a therapist? 335 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,390 Um, how many tacos do you think 336 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,944 the average person eats in one sitting? 337 00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:18,223 -Why? -I think my stomach hurts. 338 00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:19,984 If you weren't so sedentary, 339 00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:21,916 you could eat all the tacos you want. 340 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,609 You'll burn calories cleaning your room. 341 00:16:24,712 --> 00:16:25,575 You're a piglet. 342 00:16:26,162 --> 00:16:27,784 You need to get over it and go to the gym. 343 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,648 Dad! 344 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,996 You never even used that free two week trial that I got you. 345 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,274 And I went out on a limb to get it. 346 00:16:34,377 --> 00:16:36,310 My God, all you did was walk inside and grab 347 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,141 a coupon off a counter. Anyone can get one of those. 348 00:16:39,244 --> 00:16:41,246 Excuse me. You know how hard that is for me? 349 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,765 I don't like going places. 350 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,837 Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink. 351 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,528 Shut up, Jonathan! 352 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,427 You troll! 353 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:53,948 ♪ Put me down after you have your way with me ♪ 354 00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,123 ♪ I wanna be your toy ♪ 355 00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:59,851 ♪ Pick me up when you wanna play with me ♪ 356 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,439 ♪ I wanna be your toy 357 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,166 ♪ I need your touch to come alive ♪ 358 00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:06,513 ♪ I need your touch to come alive ♪ 359 00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:10,482 June, I need your undivided attention. 360 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,243 I need to ask you something important. 361 00:17:12,415 --> 00:17:13,278 What? 362 00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:16,178 Have you noticed anything strange about Jonathan? 363 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:19,077 Mom, why would I notice anything about Jonathan? 364 00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:21,735 Well, I can't exactly put my finger on it, 365 00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:24,565 but he's on the computer all night long. 366 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,741 And I think he's having sex. 367 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:30,054 With the computer? What? 368 00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:32,332 You know, you never worry about me this way. 369 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:34,644 You're always so worried about Jonathan. 370 00:17:34,748 --> 00:17:37,233 Like, I don't worry about you and the way that you live. 371 00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:40,236 I mean, look at this. It's like a--like a cyclone 372 00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:41,513 hit this. 373 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,173 This is bad. 374 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:48,831 What, is that smell not normal? 375 00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,247 Well, my boob sweat doesn't smell. 376 00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:55,769 But my mother's did, and my sister's did. 377 00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:58,047 So... But don't worry about it. 378 00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,153 You're fine. It's--it's--it's normal. 379 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:01,809 Okay. 380 00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:04,433 Are you going like that? 381 00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:06,538 What? For what? 382 00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:08,333 The appointment, June. 383 00:18:08,506 --> 00:18:10,887 The appointment you've known about for two weeks. 384 00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:12,682 No! 385 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:15,685 No, no. 386 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,725 Hi, guys. 387 00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,521 So it's kind of a long-standing tradition of mine 388 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,902 to get a hot dog before I see the doctor. 389 00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:27,628 I'm half Jewish, half regular, 390 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,837 so I think traditions are very important. 391 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,011 That's a June law. 392 00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:33,841 Yeah, that's Dr. Weisman's office. 393 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:37,776 Yeah. Thank you. I don't know why we're going. 394 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,399 My mom's making me. 395 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:42,678 Hi, June Squad. June has an appointment today. 396 00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:46,026 Just a checkup. Nothing serious. With Dr. Weisman. 397 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,995 Dr. Weisman has been serving our community for some time now. 398 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:52,274 -Mom, Mom, that's enough. -He's a wonderful professional. 399 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:53,792 Mom, can you go make sure they're giving me 400 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:55,139 both kinds of relish? 401 00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:57,900 No, I don't have an STD. 402 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,522 That's not why I'm here. 403 00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:00,523 You are blocked. 404 00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:10,740 Knock, knock. 405 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,538 Sorry to interrupt. 406 00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:18,300 It's fine. 407 00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:20,681 Go ahead. Finish the photo shoot. 408 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,614 I got what I needed. I'm good. 409 00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:23,753 Yeah? 410 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,307 So you just, 411 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,310 put all that stuff out there for public consumption? 412 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:31,105 Of course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now. 413 00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:33,315 Is that what it's called? 414 00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,317 Well, I bet you deal with a lot of perverts? 415 00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:37,181 Wouldn't you like to know? 416 00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:41,046 So, has any of this Internet stuff helped you 417 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,358 catch a new boyfriend yet? 418 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,636 I have a lot of options, 419 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,881 but I'd rather not talk about it with you, Dr. Weisman. 420 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,297 Odd place to draw the line, but okay. 421 00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:51,988 Let's get this over with, shall we? 422 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,060 All right, do me a favor. Okay? 423 00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,545 Take a nice big inhale for me. 424 00:19:56,648 --> 00:19:59,099 Let it out. 425 00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,101 Okay? 426 00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:03,517 Do you like trains, Dr. Weisman? 427 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,243 Sorry? 428 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,211 I just find myself loving trains lately. 429 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,696 And routines, schedules, different models. 430 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:12,319 It's probably unrelated, but I notice I'm struggling 431 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,287 -picking up on social cues. -June, June. 432 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,497 You've been trying this bullshit for over 20 years. 433 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:21,535 Okay? I'm not going to diagnose you as on the spectrum. 434 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:25,194 Fine. I am going to diagnose you as an incel. 435 00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:27,610 All right, let's cut to the chase. 436 00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:29,163 Are you still constipated? 437 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,443 Have you stopped eating all those peanut butter cups? 438 00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:35,342 My God, why are you obsessed with my bowel movements? 439 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,896 I'm not obsessed with your bowel movements. 440 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,035 I'm doing my job. 441 00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:41,866 Do I need to ask your mother if she needs to come and join us? 442 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,006 I don't know, do you need to? 443 00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:45,904 I'm asking you. 444 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:48,804 Wait. Why does everyone want to have sex with my mom? 445 00:20:48,907 --> 00:20:50,392 I don't wanna have sex with your mom. 446 00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:52,532 -Why are you so defensive? -I'm not defensive. 447 00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:53,843 If you were going to give me 448 00:20:53,947 --> 00:20:56,467 a consultation for plastic surgery... 449 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,882 That's not what I do here. 450 00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,263 But just, if you were, 451 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:02,887 what do you think you would do to my face to make it better? 452 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,060 As far as what? 453 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:09,169 Just being hotter, prettier. 454 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:10,653 I'd probably start with your mouth. 455 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,068 Like lip filler? 456 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,070 No, I would sew that sucker shut. 457 00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:18,558 I heard your wife is having an affair. 458 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:24,288 Well, that was embarrassing. 459 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,464 My God, who cares? Dr. Weisman is a loser. 460 00:21:28,568 --> 00:21:29,948 You know if he was a good doctor, 461 00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:31,398 he'd be in a documentary by now. 462 00:21:31,502 --> 00:21:33,538 But no one wants his opinion on anything. 463 00:21:33,642 --> 00:21:35,954 We were very lucky to get another appointment with him. 464 00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:37,542 He reviewed your records, June. 465 00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:39,510 Why do I have to have another appointment? 466 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,443 Didn't he tell you? 467 00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:46,896 He says you're about 14 years overdue for an HPV vaccine. 468 00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:48,588 I bet he did. 469 00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:50,728 He only wants me to get it because he's in love with me 470 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,419 and wants to make sure I don't have HPV 471 00:21:52,523 --> 00:21:54,179 by the time he's divorced. 472 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:58,667 Sorry, bro, but statistically, I will have it by then. 473 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,324 Is he getting divorced really? 474 00:22:01,255 --> 00:22:02,498 Yeah, he said he's getting divorced 475 00:22:02,602 --> 00:22:04,673 because he can't stop thinking about me at night. 476 00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:30,250 If you don't go up and ask her, I'm gonna do it for you. 477 00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:31,976 -No, don't do that. -No, I really am. 478 00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:34,530 I've got it under control. I'm doing everything right. 479 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,532 It's gonna happen when it happens. 480 00:22:36,636 --> 00:22:37,671 No, come on, do it. 481 00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:39,466 Why do you keep doing this? 482 00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:41,088 You've been working here for so long, and you deserve it. 483 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:43,436 I know how these things are done, and that's not the way 484 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:44,989 to go about it, okay? 485 00:22:47,681 --> 00:22:49,821 My God, you said you blocked her number. 486 00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:52,376 I did block her. I fucking swear to God. 487 00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:54,170 She knows, like, phone magic. 488 00:22:54,516 --> 00:22:58,865 You know what? Answer it. Come on, answer it. 489 00:23:01,971 --> 00:23:02,662 Hello, June. 490 00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:04,180 Hey. 491 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:05,285 Why are you calling me? 492 00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:06,873 We just went over this. 493 00:23:07,114 --> 00:23:10,463 I don't know. I guess I'm just following up. 494 00:23:10,566 --> 00:23:12,257 What's up with you? 495 00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:15,226 I'm eating dinner with Kelly, my fiancée. 496 00:23:15,399 --> 00:23:17,055 Yucky. 497 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,817 You're on speaker phone. She can hear you. 498 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,164 - What?! - Hello, June. 499 00:23:22,544 --> 00:23:24,028 You need to take me off speakerphone right now. 500 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,409 I can't do that. June. 501 00:23:25,512 --> 00:23:27,411 Look, we went over this. I'm sorry, I got to go. 502 00:23:27,514 --> 00:23:28,826 No, no, no. I can explain. 503 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,586 It's just, I can't do it while she's listening to it. 504 00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:35,833 Dave. 505 00:23:36,558 --> 00:23:37,697 What the fuck? 506 00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:41,873 Kelly. I'm sorry. 507 00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:43,047 No. 508 00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:46,775 Your temper, like, come on. It's-- 509 00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:49,225 - What the fuck? - Will you just like-- 510 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,366 Hey, how about this? How about this? 511 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,506 -No. -Come on, have one of these. 512 00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:55,128 You love these? Come on. 513 00:23:55,231 --> 00:23:55,991 -You always feel better-- -No! 514 00:23:56,094 --> 00:23:56,923 ...with onion rings. 515 00:24:10,281 --> 00:24:11,800 Are you guys gonna get this guy? 516 00:24:11,903 --> 00:24:14,112 Or are you gonna keep asking me questions? 517 00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:17,288 So you're not aware of anyone who may have motive to do this? 518 00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,841 Motive to steal drugs and money? 519 00:24:18,945 --> 00:24:20,671 That's half the people in this town. 520 00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:23,674 Maybe someone targeting you specifically. 521 00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:26,021 Do you have anyone you'd consider, 522 00:24:26,124 --> 00:24:27,471 I don't know, an enemy? 523 00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:29,127 No, no, no, I don't have any enemies. 524 00:24:29,231 --> 00:24:31,509 I'm not a super hero. Everyone likes me. 525 00:24:31,682 --> 00:24:33,097 You want to know the truth? 526 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:35,133 You're coming off pretty unlikable to me. 527 00:24:35,548 --> 00:24:37,619 -I am? -Isn't that right, Piazzo? 528 00:24:37,722 --> 00:24:39,828 -Not a good vibe, is it? -Not a good vibe at all. 529 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,487 That's how it works now? The police go by vibes? 530 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:45,178 My God! 531 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:51,046 My God. What the hell happened in here? 532 00:24:51,149 --> 00:24:52,323 Bill, I can't clean any of this up. 533 00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:53,566 You don't have to. 534 00:24:53,669 --> 00:24:56,845 -Who are you? -Who am I? I run this place. 535 00:24:56,948 --> 00:24:58,087 No, she doesn't. She just works here. 536 00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,468 What's your name? 537 00:24:59,813 --> 00:25:03,610 @ForeverJune on everything except Snap, @JuneForever. 538 00:25:03,714 --> 00:25:06,440 No, honey. Your real life actual name. 539 00:25:06,682 --> 00:25:10,203 June. June Fine. 540 00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:13,378 You're writing that down? 541 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:16,036 Why? He just told you I work here. 542 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,730 That's why. So what is it that you do here, Miss Fine? 543 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:23,596 I provide a memorable, world class customer experience. 544 00:25:23,699 --> 00:25:25,114 And what does that mean exactly? 545 00:25:25,287 --> 00:25:27,669 She runs a register and talks about 30 percent too much. 546 00:25:30,844 --> 00:25:32,881 Why would someone do this? 547 00:25:32,984 --> 00:25:34,054 Ew. 548 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:40,336 We're going to need to catalog the remainder of your inventory 549 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,993 and determine what's been taken. 550 00:25:42,269 --> 00:25:43,650 You deserve better. 551 00:25:43,754 --> 00:25:45,618 Also, I'm going to need to talk to you 552 00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:46,895 and June down at the station. 553 00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:49,449 Why? Why me? 554 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:51,175 - You can drive her. - Why? 555 00:25:51,278 --> 00:25:52,556 No! 556 00:25:52,659 --> 00:25:55,731 I'll play you for it. 557 00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,839 What is wrong with people? 558 00:25:59,942 --> 00:26:02,911 -Not fucking up my car. -Not the Neapolitans! 559 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,085 Those are hard to find. 560 00:26:17,063 --> 00:26:18,789 You're enjoying those suckers? 561 00:26:19,755 --> 00:26:20,618 Did you want one? 562 00:26:21,239 --> 00:26:22,309 No. 563 00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:24,967 Honestly, that's your loss. 564 00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:33,389 With oat milk, Your Highness. 565 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:38,187 Wait. What brand oat milk? 566 00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:40,327 Drink the fucking coffee. 567 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:41,984 That's the brand. 568 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,956 Okay, I have to say, 569 00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:50,510 normally when I see these rooms on TV, they look so scary. 570 00:26:50,614 --> 00:26:54,100 But now that I'm in here, it is such a vibe, like it's a mood. 571 00:26:54,756 --> 00:26:56,136 I love how I look in this mirror. 572 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,517 No one cares. 573 00:26:57,966 --> 00:27:01,314 I need you to start answering questions, June. Okay? 574 00:27:01,694 --> 00:27:03,523 There were a lot of controlled substances 575 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:04,869 taken from that pharmacy. 576 00:27:04,973 --> 00:27:06,560 This is very serious. 577 00:27:06,664 --> 00:27:08,632 I understand, and now that I'm caffeinated 578 00:27:08,735 --> 00:27:10,426 and had my snack, I am totally down. 579 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,496 What do you guys want to know? 580 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,566 Where were you last night? 581 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:15,190 Home with my family, obviously. 582 00:27:15,362 --> 00:27:16,778 Why is that obvious? 583 00:27:17,123 --> 00:27:18,814 Because I don't go out at night 584 00:27:18,918 --> 00:27:20,436 because I get a stomach ache after I have dinner, 585 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:23,060 and my car can't be on the road more than three miles a day. 586 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,993 Can your parents corroborate that? 587 00:27:25,096 --> 00:27:27,651 Yeah, my mom can for the food stomach ache part, 588 00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:29,307 and my dad for the car part. 589 00:27:29,411 --> 00:27:30,861 I'm just gonna come right out and ask it. 590 00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:33,484 No, I will not go out with you. 591 00:27:33,587 --> 00:27:35,486 I'm kidding. Unless you were. 592 00:27:35,589 --> 00:27:37,522 Miss Fine, did you have anything to do 593 00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,283 with the break-in at the pharmacy? 594 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,561 What? Are you joking? 595 00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:43,943 You'd know if I was joking. 596 00:27:44,253 --> 00:27:45,530 He's hilarious. 597 00:27:45,807 --> 00:27:48,602 I do Comedy Sports every other Tuesday. 598 00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:51,640 I would never do anything 599 00:27:51,744 --> 00:27:54,781 to destroy thousands of dollars worth of ice cream like that. 600 00:27:54,885 --> 00:27:56,645 What's the nature of your relationship 601 00:27:56,749 --> 00:27:59,234 with Davey Woodbridge? 602 00:28:00,994 --> 00:28:03,548 Um, he's a friend. 603 00:28:03,652 --> 00:28:06,172 -A friend? -An ex-boyfriend. 604 00:28:06,413 --> 00:28:07,691 Excuse me. Speak up. 605 00:28:07,794 --> 00:28:10,590 He's a friend, an ex-boyfriend, 606 00:28:10,694 --> 00:28:13,593 which is famously a type of friend. 607 00:28:13,697 --> 00:28:17,252 Really? Because my friends usually don't go to a judge 608 00:28:17,355 --> 00:28:19,012 and get a restraining order against me. 609 00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,497 My God, I know who did it. 610 00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:25,156 What a way to get me back. 611 00:28:25,363 --> 00:28:27,089 Whom are you referring to, Miss Fine? 612 00:28:27,193 --> 00:28:32,267 It is just a theory at this point, but, guys, it was Davey. 613 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:34,269 He robbed the pharmacy to neg me. 614 00:28:34,372 --> 00:28:37,479 He's the only person who knows how much I love that ice cream. 615 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,170 We already spoke to Mr. Woodbridge. 616 00:28:39,274 --> 00:28:42,380 He has an alibi. He was with his fiancée all night long. 617 00:28:43,381 --> 00:28:45,659 Well, maybe I should bring him in. 618 00:28:45,763 --> 00:28:47,109 Which one of you can deputize me? 619 00:28:47,213 --> 00:28:49,802 Look, June, I don't know what your involvement in this robbery 620 00:28:49,905 --> 00:28:51,148 was, if any. 621 00:28:51,735 --> 00:28:54,047 But I really do have to tell you, 622 00:28:54,323 --> 00:28:58,880 I am not liking your attitude, and I am definitely not liking 623 00:28:58,983 --> 00:29:02,469 what I'm seeing in here or in there. 624 00:29:03,954 --> 00:29:06,094 Well, last I checked, it's not a crime 625 00:29:06,197 --> 00:29:07,958 to have a bad personality. 626 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:09,753 That's a good thing for you. 627 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,134 Because you'd have a life sentence. 628 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:21,419 I'm saying that overtime should be a tie, shouldn't it? 629 00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:23,870 I am so mad right now. 630 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,872 No, I'm saying that it should be a push. 631 00:29:26,562 --> 00:29:27,909 Then I'll take the parlay. 632 00:29:28,012 --> 00:29:31,050 Hello? I just said I'm so mad right now. 633 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,534 What's wrong, darling? 634 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:35,502 The pharmacy got robbed, and the police questioned me. 635 00:29:35,606 --> 00:29:37,504 Like in a bad way. 636 00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:38,678 -Really? -The pharmacy got robbed. 637 00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:39,748 What happened? 638 00:29:39,921 --> 00:29:41,405 All the ice cream melted. 639 00:29:41,577 --> 00:29:43,856 -Aw. -It was awful. 640 00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:46,237 -How's Bill? -He's fine. Who cares? 641 00:29:46,341 --> 00:29:48,653 But the police are acting like I had something to do with it. 642 00:29:48,757 --> 00:29:50,586 -Did you? -No. Obviously not. 643 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:52,243 Maybe it's not obvious to them. 644 00:29:52,347 --> 00:29:54,073 Mom, I don't have time to argue with you. 645 00:29:54,176 --> 00:29:55,902 Not after what happened to the ice cream. 646 00:29:56,006 --> 00:29:58,111 Okay, I'll take the six and a half. 647 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:00,838 Thank you. 648 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:05,567 Wow. Glad to know that you can't be bothered 649 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,327 when you're on the phone with your precious bookie, 650 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:11,159 even though your daughter just got interrogated by the police. 651 00:30:11,849 --> 00:30:13,920 The good news is that I was down, 652 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:16,405 but I clawed my way back from the dead. 653 00:30:16,509 --> 00:30:19,961 Jesus. The Bulls suck. Rookie of the year, my ass. 654 00:30:20,064 --> 00:30:23,136 That kid doesn't do shit to elevate his teammates. 655 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,794 That's what Michael Jordan did, elevated his teammates. 656 00:30:25,898 --> 00:30:27,934 That's what this little lovebug does. 657 00:30:28,038 --> 00:30:29,798 Elevates her teammates. 658 00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:31,800 Come on, baby. 659 00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:33,802 It's almost over. 660 00:30:33,906 --> 00:30:36,218 God, you guys set such a confusing example. 661 00:30:36,494 --> 00:30:37,737 I don't think so. 662 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:40,636 Sweet pea, you got broken into. Big deal. 663 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,397 Bill isn't going to use this as an excuse 664 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,088 to not give you a raise though, is he? 665 00:30:44,192 --> 00:30:46,125 Because, you know, if you're going to continue living here, 666 00:30:46,228 --> 00:30:47,712 you really should start contributing. 667 00:30:48,023 --> 00:30:50,715 My God, after everything I just went through? 668 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:56,273 Hey, I've been questioned by the police a million times. 669 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,101 Come on. 670 00:31:01,588 --> 00:31:03,004 Ooh. Come on now. 671 00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:05,523 Where are you guys? 672 00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:09,389 I'm carrying this team on my goddamn back. 673 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,774 I can't find my Nalgene. Did you take it? 674 00:31:14,981 --> 00:31:17,190 I can't pause this. I'm online. 675 00:31:17,639 --> 00:31:18,778 Dude, where's my Nalgene? 676 00:31:18,882 --> 00:31:21,332 What would I want to do with your stupid fucking water bottle 677 00:31:21,436 --> 00:31:23,507 that has your stinky ass breath all over it? 678 00:31:24,025 --> 00:31:25,371 And nasty... 679 00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:27,062 Maybe I left it at the pharmacy. 680 00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:28,822 Wait, is that-- Is that what you guys 681 00:31:28,926 --> 00:31:30,824 were yelling about downstairs? 682 00:31:30,928 --> 00:31:32,792 Are you, like, getting locked up? 683 00:31:32,896 --> 00:31:34,311 Why? What did you hear? 684 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,313 I don't know. Your shit got robbed. 685 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,693 You got detained. 686 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:41,352 The cops don't fucking know shit because they're fucking stupid. 687 00:31:41,456 --> 00:31:44,183 ACAB. Blah, blah, blah, blah, you know? 688 00:31:44,286 --> 00:31:46,392 Yeah, I am well aware it's going to be up to me 689 00:31:46,495 --> 00:31:47,807 to solve this case. 690 00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:50,810 And I have my suspicions about who did it. 691 00:31:50,914 --> 00:31:52,674 Like, who? 692 00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:53,986 Are you kidding me? 693 00:31:54,089 --> 00:31:56,022 Probably someone trying to frame me. 694 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,162 There is no shortage of people in this town 695 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,164 who would love to see me hang for this. 696 00:32:00,613 --> 00:32:03,064 Yeah. I mean, you got a beef with like everybody. 697 00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:06,481 Don't worry, I'll be casting a wide net. 698 00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:09,139 As far as I'm concerned, every single person in this town 699 00:32:09,242 --> 00:32:11,003 is guilty until proven innocent. 700 00:32:11,244 --> 00:32:14,213 Bad! Okay, well, that sounds super fucking boring. 701 00:32:14,316 --> 00:32:16,629 So if you could, like, leave me alone, please. 702 00:32:16,732 --> 00:32:18,010 Make me. 703 00:32:18,113 --> 00:32:19,597 Ew! 704 00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:21,599 God! Disgusting! 705 00:32:21,703 --> 00:32:24,188 Yeah. Come on now. 706 00:32:24,637 --> 00:32:26,087 Ooh-whee. 707 00:33:39,229 --> 00:33:40,540 My little June. 708 00:33:45,683 --> 00:33:46,753 Will you marry me? 709 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,350 Yes, Davey. Yes. 710 00:33:58,351 --> 00:33:59,628 Yes. 711 00:33:59,732 --> 00:34:02,183 Davey, Davey. 712 00:34:02,286 --> 00:34:06,670 Davey, Davey, Davey, Davey... 713 00:34:17,853 --> 00:34:19,131 Why did you marry dad? 714 00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:22,065 Why? We were in love. 715 00:34:22,306 --> 00:34:24,929 -Are you still in love? -Sure we are. 716 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:27,829 I know he's still in love with you. He's a sad old man. 717 00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,659 But are you still in love with him? 718 00:34:30,763 --> 00:34:32,730 Did you have another dream about Davey last night? 719 00:34:33,076 --> 00:34:34,249 No. 720 00:34:36,562 --> 00:34:38,771 You know, you don't always have to make this 721 00:34:38,874 --> 00:34:40,359 about me and your father. 722 00:34:40,462 --> 00:34:42,395 I just want to know how I'm going to turn out. 723 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,846 And you and dad are the only roadmap I have. 724 00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:47,607 June, Davey was your first love. 725 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,644 You will always remember your first love. 726 00:34:49,747 --> 00:34:53,268 But this is getting ridiculous. There's so many fish in the sea. 727 00:34:53,372 --> 00:34:57,341 But fish are scary. Especially the ones in the sea. 728 00:35:14,289 --> 00:35:16,119 Okay, June, you got this. 729 00:35:16,671 --> 00:35:19,467 At the very least, you'll get a free frosty Freddy out of it. 730 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,609 ♪ I'm always losing, I'm always losing ♪ 731 00:35:23,712 --> 00:35:26,577 ♪ I'm always losing, and my self-esteem so low ♪ 732 00:35:26,681 --> 00:35:29,166 ♪ You got a new friend, you got a new friend ♪ 733 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:31,651 ♪ And I heard he's better looking than most ♪ 734 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,207 Hi. Welcome to Freddy's Spaceships. 735 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,760 What can I get for you today? 736 00:35:37,485 --> 00:35:39,176 Smells like you guys need to change your oil. 737 00:35:40,212 --> 00:35:42,110 Yeah, we can check on that. 738 00:35:42,214 --> 00:35:43,801 Would you like to place an order? 739 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:45,700 You don't know who I am? 740 00:35:45,803 --> 00:35:47,426 That's okay. You must be new here. What is your name? 741 00:35:47,529 --> 00:35:49,842 -Randy. -Hi, Randy. I'm June. 742 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,947 I used to work here. 743 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:52,948 Cool. 744 00:35:54,329 --> 00:35:55,572 Are you gonna order something? 745 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,850 Yeah, I will take a double cheeseburger with ketchup 746 00:35:57,953 --> 00:35:59,334 and mustard instead. 747 00:35:59,438 --> 00:36:01,405 Individual, or would you like the meal? 748 00:36:01,509 --> 00:36:03,890 I'll take the meal. And, yes, upgrade me to the Frosty Freddy. 749 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:07,377 And yes, the extra $1.79 charge is just fine. 750 00:36:08,481 --> 00:36:11,588 Also, can you tell me where the manager is? 751 00:36:12,071 --> 00:36:14,418 -The owner? -No. Not her. 752 00:36:14,729 --> 00:36:18,215 The manager. Really cute guy named Davey. 753 00:36:18,319 --> 00:36:20,562 Is something unsatisfactory here, ma'am? 754 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:22,702 I told you, my name is June. 755 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:26,879 I used to work here, and I had the highest level of clearance. 756 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:28,121 Where's Davey? 757 00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:29,744 I haven't seen him today. 758 00:36:29,847 --> 00:36:34,749 That's weird because right here, I have the schedule. 759 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,442 Yep. It says he's on for today. 760 00:36:38,546 --> 00:36:40,133 He picked up a different shift. 761 00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:41,687 Must be with his wife or something. 762 00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:42,964 Fiancée. 763 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:44,966 Yeah, they're not married. 764 00:36:45,242 --> 00:36:48,141 Kind of makes you ask yourself why not? Right? 765 00:36:48,452 --> 00:36:51,904 Could you find out where he might have gone? 766 00:36:52,318 --> 00:36:55,218 Hey, there's some girl here who wants to know where Davey is. 767 00:36:55,701 --> 00:36:57,012 My name is June. 768 00:36:57,116 --> 00:36:58,462 Her name's June. 769 00:37:01,879 --> 00:37:03,329 Well, well, well. 770 00:37:03,605 --> 00:37:06,090 Look what crawled out of a rat's ass. 771 00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:08,161 Hi there, Nicole. 772 00:37:08,265 --> 00:37:10,440 -You still owe me $200. -I do? 773 00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:12,269 Don't play like you don't know. 774 00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:15,479 Remember the day I fired you? Do you recall now? 775 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:17,032 Vaguely. 776 00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:18,793 You stole all the ice cream! 777 00:37:18,896 --> 00:37:20,829 You told me I could take some home. 778 00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:22,900 Did your frozen ass brain really think 779 00:37:23,004 --> 00:37:24,488 I meant 15 gallons worth? 780 00:37:24,592 --> 00:37:25,972 Where you even put it all at? 781 00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,319 You never specified an amount. 782 00:37:27,422 --> 00:37:29,735 I took home some ice cream. 783 00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:33,739 I heard the pharmacy got robbed. 784 00:37:33,911 --> 00:37:35,188 It did. 785 00:37:35,361 --> 00:37:37,052 Well, maybe Bill know the type of people 786 00:37:37,156 --> 00:37:38,916 he got around him now. 787 00:37:39,676 --> 00:37:43,127 What? If you steal from me, why wouldn't you steal from him? 788 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:45,026 I would never do anything to hurt Bill. 789 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:46,683 Now, where's Davey? 790 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,409 You don't get it, do you, little girl? 791 00:37:48,512 --> 00:37:50,100 You got dumped. He don't want you no more. 792 00:37:50,549 --> 00:37:53,690 And Jesus, you still live at home with your mama. 793 00:37:53,931 --> 00:37:55,450 Why would an attractive guy like Davey 794 00:37:55,554 --> 00:37:56,762 even want somebody like you? 795 00:37:56,865 --> 00:37:58,695 I don't know if you know this, but his girlfriend 796 00:37:58,798 --> 00:37:59,558 is hot as hell. 797 00:38:00,283 --> 00:38:01,663 What? Your little tummy hurt 798 00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:03,458 from all the cupcakes you've been eating? 799 00:38:03,631 --> 00:38:06,358 Your mommy and daddy can't help you with your problems? 800 00:38:06,668 --> 00:38:09,499 I got the double cheeseburger, no sauce, 801 00:38:09,602 --> 00:38:10,776 and the Frosty Freddy. 802 00:38:13,088 --> 00:38:14,711 Change your damn oil. 803 00:38:14,987 --> 00:38:17,403 Really? Hey, be sure to give Bill my blessings. 804 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:21,718 Did she pay? 805 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:25,031 Of course not. Little bitch. 806 00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:44,361 Perfect timing. We just started dinner. 807 00:38:44,465 --> 00:38:46,363 That's okay, I already ate. 808 00:38:46,467 --> 00:38:48,400 Well, I'll make you a plate. 809 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:52,162 Mom, I need to tell you something. It's important. 810 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:54,509 Don't worry. I know how to hide your plate. 811 00:38:54,613 --> 00:38:56,960 Trust me. Your father will never find it. 812 00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:59,583 If I do find it, I'm going to sprinkle gluten 813 00:38:59,687 --> 00:39:01,136 all over it. Look out! 814 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,518 Yeah, Daddy don't want your damn plate. 815 00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:07,798 Mom, I think I've realized that life is short, 816 00:39:07,902 --> 00:39:12,665 and I think I'm going to start doing some investigatory work. 817 00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:16,911 And I also think that maybe I'm going to move out. 818 00:39:17,014 --> 00:39:19,465 That's great. June's moving out! 819 00:39:19,569 --> 00:39:20,259 - Really?! - Yes! 820 00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:21,778 -Whoo! -Yeah! 821 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:26,369 I said I think I'm going to move out. 822 00:39:26,472 --> 00:39:28,854 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 823 00:39:28,957 --> 00:39:31,097 Never mind. She's just thinking about it. 824 00:39:33,514 --> 00:39:35,792 Your plate will be under the bathroom sink. 825 00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:37,103 Thank you. 826 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:43,731 Yes. 827 00:40:09,066 --> 00:40:11,137 Is that a fingerprint? 828 00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:18,973 You must be really bored. 829 00:40:21,424 --> 00:40:23,598 What are you doing here 830 00:40:23,702 --> 00:40:26,290 at the scene of the crime, after hours? 831 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:29,052 I own this place. What are you doing here? 832 00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:32,227 Right, well, I'm collecting evidence. 833 00:40:32,331 --> 00:40:33,643 Okay? So you're welcome. 834 00:40:33,746 --> 00:40:36,024 I didn't know you cared about this place so much. 835 00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:37,025 That's nice. 836 00:40:37,474 --> 00:40:39,994 It's just Davey is such an asshole. 837 00:40:40,097 --> 00:40:44,792 It's about Davey. That makes more sense. 838 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:48,140 Like, why wouldn't we be together, you know? 839 00:40:48,243 --> 00:40:49,693 We were so comfortable. 840 00:40:49,797 --> 00:40:52,455 Life's not always about being comfortable. 841 00:40:52,558 --> 00:40:54,905 It should be. I fucking love being comfortable. 842 00:40:55,147 --> 00:40:56,769 What I'm saying is sometimes we have to put ourselves 843 00:40:56,873 --> 00:40:58,668 out there and take a risk. That's all. 844 00:40:58,909 --> 00:41:01,015 I'm risk averse. That's not for me. 845 00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:04,536 Channel all this Davey energy into finding someone new. 846 00:41:04,777 --> 00:41:07,159 Have the cops called? Do they have any suspects yet? 847 00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:10,093 No, no, but I feel like I'm one of their top suspects, 848 00:41:10,196 --> 00:41:11,301 which is bullshit. 849 00:41:11,474 --> 00:41:12,716 How did that happen? 850 00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:14,753 They asked me how much money I make, 851 00:41:14,856 --> 00:41:17,272 and I told them that Cindy and I were saving up for a new house. 852 00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:18,619 And then they insinuated 853 00:41:18,722 --> 00:41:20,759 that it's a big scam for a big payout. 854 00:41:20,862 --> 00:41:23,520 I knew those detectives were useless. 855 00:41:23,796 --> 00:41:26,316 I bet they're on the take, whatever that means. 856 00:41:26,419 --> 00:41:28,387 Now the insurance company won't cover anything 857 00:41:28,491 --> 00:41:30,596 until I'm cleared in the investigation. 858 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,530 That is Jack and Rose level unfair. 859 00:41:34,497 --> 00:41:36,740 Hey, does your dad still gamble? 860 00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:39,881 So embarrassing of you to ask, but yes. Why? 861 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,781 Can you, hook me up with his bookie? 862 00:41:42,884 --> 00:41:45,404 Dude, you do not want to go down that road. 863 00:41:45,508 --> 00:41:47,510 In fact, stay off all roads my dad's on. 864 00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:49,304 Cindy really wants that house. 865 00:41:49,581 --> 00:41:51,479 Maybe I can make some extra cash by betting. 866 00:41:51,859 --> 00:41:54,206 No, no, no, no, Cindy would not want that. 867 00:41:54,413 --> 00:41:55,621 I'm not gonna tell her. 868 00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:58,866 I wonder if my dad lies to my mom. 869 00:41:59,314 --> 00:42:00,419 He definitely does. 870 00:42:00,523 --> 00:42:01,627 If you really want to be part of that world, 871 00:42:01,731 --> 00:42:03,215 there's that bar on Friar Street. 872 00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:05,320 It's where all the old miserable men hang out. 873 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:06,908 I don't know if my immune system 874 00:42:07,012 --> 00:42:08,461 is strong enough to go in there. 875 00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:10,325 It's probably not. Ooh! 876 00:42:14,191 --> 00:42:17,298 My God. What if one of those losers knows something? 877 00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:19,714 Which losers? Knows something about what? 878 00:42:19,818 --> 00:42:21,992 About the robbery. Isn't that what criminals do? 879 00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:25,340 They sit around and play pool and drink beer 880 00:42:25,444 --> 00:42:26,583 and talk about their crimes? 881 00:42:26,756 --> 00:42:28,274 You watch too many movies. 882 00:42:30,932 --> 00:42:31,933 Let's go. 883 00:42:32,485 --> 00:42:33,486 -Right now? -I'm serious. 884 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:34,936 Let's go right now. 885 00:42:35,592 --> 00:42:36,697 We could have sold those. 886 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,251 Is everything about money with you, Mr. Krabs? 887 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,494 We need energy. Let's go. 888 00:42:52,644 --> 00:42:54,128 All right, let me do all the talking. 889 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,544 As if anyone could stop that from happening. 890 00:42:56,648 --> 00:42:58,235 Hello, sir. We'd like to come in. 891 00:42:59,098 --> 00:42:59,961 Y'all together? 892 00:43:00,065 --> 00:43:01,722 - Yeah. - What does it look like? 893 00:43:05,726 --> 00:43:07,141 A nightmare. 894 00:43:08,349 --> 00:43:09,626 Go ahead, man. 895 00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:11,317 Well, don't you want to see our IDs? 896 00:43:11,628 --> 00:43:13,526 Nah. I'm good. Go ahead. 897 00:43:13,768 --> 00:43:15,183 Well, what if I'm not 21? 898 00:43:15,287 --> 00:43:17,116 You are. 899 00:43:17,289 --> 00:43:19,602 You are definitely 21. Plus. 900 00:43:20,188 --> 00:43:21,396 Go on inside. 901 00:43:21,604 --> 00:43:23,053 I don't think you're very good at your job. 902 00:43:23,157 --> 00:43:24,123 Go, June. 903 00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:26,229 I'm sorry, dawg. 904 00:43:26,332 --> 00:43:27,230 Just--I know. 905 00:43:29,163 --> 00:43:30,095 Very kind of you. 906 00:43:33,408 --> 00:43:36,446 ♪ You've been making your brags around town ♪ 907 00:43:36,549 --> 00:43:38,206 ♪ That you've been a loving my man ♪ 908 00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:39,587 It's so loud. 909 00:43:39,691 --> 00:43:41,209 It smells weird in here. 910 00:43:41,313 --> 00:43:42,590 ♪ When he picks up trash 911 00:43:42,694 --> 00:43:44,696 ♪ He puts it in a garbage can 912 00:43:44,868 --> 00:43:46,214 Where are you going? 913 00:43:46,387 --> 00:43:49,977 ♪ And that's what you look like to me and what I see ♪ 914 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,599 Yes. 915 00:43:52,048 --> 00:43:54,084 ♪ You better close your face and stay out of the way ♪ 916 00:43:54,188 --> 00:43:58,571 Hey, is there like a scooper or a popcorn attendant? 917 00:43:59,158 --> 00:44:01,540 Hey, mama. Popcorn is for players. 918 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:03,749 Well, whose stupid rule is that? 919 00:44:04,094 --> 00:44:06,925 Technically not on the books, but unofficial house policy. 920 00:44:07,926 --> 00:44:09,755 Is this your house? 921 00:44:09,997 --> 00:44:11,723 No, this is not my house. 922 00:44:12,033 --> 00:44:14,104 By the way, baby doll. My name is Crawford. 923 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:17,694 Okay, Crawford, if it's not your house, 924 00:44:17,798 --> 00:44:19,558 then I guess I have to ask, 925 00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:21,422 who made you lord of the popcorn? 926 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:24,459 You wanna come over here? I'll, give you a lesson. 927 00:44:26,116 --> 00:44:26,945 Ew. 928 00:44:36,161 --> 00:44:38,335 -Jesus. -I tried to be sanitary. 929 00:44:39,682 --> 00:44:40,821 No, you didn't. 930 00:44:42,443 --> 00:44:45,515 ♪ You'll bite off more than you can chew ♪ 931 00:44:45,618 --> 00:44:48,414 ♪ If you get too cute or witty 932 00:44:48,518 --> 00:44:51,728 ♪ You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat ♪ 933 00:44:51,901 --> 00:44:54,938 ♪ A meal that's called Fist City ♪ 934 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:56,215 What'll it be? 935 00:44:56,422 --> 00:44:59,322 Do you guys have Pacific Barista Blend oat milk? 936 00:44:59,771 --> 00:45:01,358 If it's not up there, then we don't got it. 937 00:45:01,945 --> 00:45:03,395 I'm good with popcorn. Thanks. 938 00:45:03,498 --> 00:45:04,983 No you're not. 939 00:45:05,086 --> 00:45:06,778 If you sit at the bar, you have to order a drink. 940 00:45:07,157 --> 00:45:09,401 What? Why are there so many rules in this place? 941 00:45:09,504 --> 00:45:11,023 I feel like I'm back in school. 942 00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:12,680 Most of the men at this bar right now 943 00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:14,475 can't go within 500 feet of a school. 944 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:17,616 Now, what'll it be? 945 00:45:18,099 --> 00:45:21,309 Um, I've actually never ordered at a bar before. 946 00:45:21,758 --> 00:45:25,866 Good God. Okay. How about a Shirley Temple? 947 00:45:25,969 --> 00:45:28,040 Yes. My God, I used to drink those at all 948 00:45:28,144 --> 00:45:29,524 the bar and bat mitzvahs. 949 00:45:29,628 --> 00:45:31,561 Generously grenadine'd please. 950 00:45:31,664 --> 00:45:35,254 ♪ Once in a while when I'm dreaming ♪ 951 00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:37,256 Hello, amigo. 952 00:45:39,983 --> 00:45:41,191 What are you guys playing? 953 00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:44,643 Darts. 954 00:45:44,885 --> 00:45:46,921 Playin' darts. 955 00:45:48,543 --> 00:45:51,063 I like your mustache. Look, I got the same. 956 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:55,102 We're the same. 957 00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:03,351 ♪ I won't be alone, and I know I'll never be blue ♪ 958 00:46:03,869 --> 00:46:05,560 Happy now, sweetheart? 959 00:46:08,356 --> 00:46:10,531 It's actually so good. Thank you. 960 00:46:10,738 --> 00:46:13,258 Good. I'm so happy that you're happy. 961 00:46:13,603 --> 00:46:16,330 Any chance you want to help me out a little more? 962 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:17,952 No, not really. 963 00:46:18,056 --> 00:46:20,334 Who's the guy all the degenerate loser dads 964 00:46:20,437 --> 00:46:22,543 come in here and place their bets with? 965 00:46:22,992 --> 00:46:25,235 No clue what you're talking about right now. 966 00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:30,344 Let's try this. Have you seen a guy come in here who's older, 967 00:46:30,447 --> 00:46:32,967 looks kind of like me, angry all the time? 968 00:46:33,243 --> 00:46:35,867 You actually look like a lot of guys 969 00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:37,834 -I've seen in here. -Right. Okay. 970 00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:41,907 Well, one of those misfits is probably my dad. 971 00:46:42,011 --> 00:46:43,495 And just to give you a little back story, 972 00:46:43,944 --> 00:46:45,773 he never taught me how to ride a bike. 973 00:46:45,877 --> 00:46:47,671 I have a feeling there's a lot of things 974 00:46:47,775 --> 00:46:48,949 your dad didn't teach you. 975 00:46:49,190 --> 00:46:51,503 You're right. My God. Okay, so now you get me. Yeah. 976 00:46:51,606 --> 00:46:53,160 He didn't teach me how to swim. There's a lot. 977 00:46:54,402 --> 00:46:57,198 But is there anything you can tell me about my dad 978 00:46:57,302 --> 00:47:00,063 that I might not already know? 979 00:47:00,236 --> 00:47:03,342 Look, did you hit your head or something on the way in here? 980 00:47:03,549 --> 00:47:05,068 What? 981 00:47:05,172 --> 00:47:06,380 Shirley Temple's on the house. Don't worry about it. 982 00:47:06,483 --> 00:47:08,140 But I have to go tend to my regulars now. 983 00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:11,143 And I suggest that whatever daddy issues you have, 984 00:47:11,488 --> 00:47:14,733 you deal with with a therapist and not a bartender. 985 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:18,116 ♪ Dream my life away after ♪ 986 00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:19,634 Awkward. 987 00:47:23,776 --> 00:47:26,469 ♪ If I still 988 00:47:26,987 --> 00:47:28,920 All right, Crawford, you're up next. 989 00:47:38,653 --> 00:47:40,172 Hey there, Crawford. 990 00:47:40,276 --> 00:47:42,002 Thought maybe we could have a little chit chat. 991 00:47:42,209 --> 00:47:44,590 Hey, baby boo, did you come over here 992 00:47:44,694 --> 00:47:46,075 to get some more of your corn pop? 993 00:47:46,558 --> 00:47:47,835 Always. 994 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:50,217 Seriously, what do you want? We got money on this game. 995 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,219 Well, that is really good news to me, 996 00:47:52,322 --> 00:47:54,669 because that means you are the exact type of dudes 997 00:47:54,773 --> 00:47:56,292 I'm looking to chat with. 998 00:47:56,775 --> 00:47:58,087 What's that supposed to mean? 999 00:47:58,777 --> 00:48:02,850 Well, you're participating in illegal gambling, so, you know, 1000 00:48:02,954 --> 00:48:04,369 you know stuff about criminality. 1001 00:48:04,576 --> 00:48:06,026 Hey, keep your voice down. 1002 00:48:06,543 --> 00:48:09,615 I'm looking for information about a robbery. 1003 00:48:09,892 --> 00:48:10,616 See that gu-- 1004 00:48:11,169 --> 00:48:12,722 And Bill's asleep. 1005 00:48:13,102 --> 00:48:15,276 Anyways, he happens to own a pharmacy 1006 00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:17,209 that got knocked off the other night. 1007 00:48:17,382 --> 00:48:18,383 Pharmacy? 1008 00:48:19,694 --> 00:48:21,904 Crawford, it's your shot. 1009 00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:25,286 And can we get this rat terrier out of here? 1010 00:48:28,048 --> 00:48:30,050 I'll have you know that everyone in my life agrees, 1011 00:48:30,153 --> 00:48:32,500 if I were a dog, I'd be a King Charles Cavalier. 1012 00:48:32,604 --> 00:48:34,433 So nice try. But you embarrassed yourself. 1013 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:38,610 And also, sir, how long have you been an unemployed criminal? 1014 00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:41,061 Why are you recording this? 1015 00:48:41,164 --> 00:48:42,925 I do have a modest amount of followers, 1016 00:48:43,028 --> 00:48:44,719 but they have a lot of time on their hands. 1017 00:48:46,618 --> 00:48:47,446 Crawford, come on. 1018 00:48:48,309 --> 00:48:50,139 Hey, hey, come on. Take it easy. 1019 00:48:51,002 --> 00:48:52,624 I'll tell you what you want. 1020 00:48:53,763 --> 00:48:55,075 What do you got? 1021 00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:58,216 Yeah, I heard about a few break-ins at some places, 1022 00:48:58,319 --> 00:49:00,252 but I don't know anything about who did it. 1023 00:49:00,597 --> 00:49:03,152 And I support pharmacies. I'm pro drug. 1024 00:49:03,255 --> 00:49:05,223 Yeah, I can tell by those pupils. 1025 00:49:05,395 --> 00:49:07,397 This is because of my anxiety, okay? 1026 00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:10,159 If you're going to post that, don't tag me. 1027 00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:11,781 My account's already been suspended 1028 00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:13,714 twice for misinformation. 1029 00:49:14,335 --> 00:49:16,682 That's the least surprising thing I've heard all day. 1030 00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:18,236 Look, I don't plan to post it, 1031 00:49:18,339 --> 00:49:20,963 but if I don't get what I need, I certainly will. 1032 00:49:23,103 --> 00:49:25,277 All right. You didn't hear it here, okay? 1033 00:49:28,211 --> 00:49:30,351 Might want to talk to that girl across the street. 1034 00:49:30,455 --> 00:49:31,421 What girl? 1035 00:49:31,766 --> 00:49:34,597 At the weed store. She works the cash register. 1036 00:49:35,115 --> 00:49:37,117 I really don't love weed. 1037 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:38,877 Or that you're passing me off to someone else. 1038 00:49:38,981 --> 00:49:40,292 But you're lucky. 1039 00:49:40,465 --> 00:49:42,777 I relate very well to girls who work at cash registers. 1040 00:49:43,571 --> 00:49:44,641 So we're good? 1041 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,057 We're amazing. 1042 00:49:46,574 --> 00:49:50,785 Since we're good, maybe, give me a follow on Insta. 1043 00:49:51,924 --> 00:49:54,479 That's really embarrassing. 1044 00:49:56,550 --> 00:49:59,518 So I eat the whole bar, thinking it's just like 1045 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:02,142 a Girl Scout candy bar or some shit. 1046 00:50:02,245 --> 00:50:03,453 And that was the mushroom chocolate. 1047 00:50:03,557 --> 00:50:07,457 So I was tripping B-A-L-L-S. Balls. 1048 00:50:07,561 --> 00:50:12,186 Damn. All I do is smoke weed all day. 1049 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:16,121 Yo, stop with this fucking conversation. 1050 00:50:16,225 --> 00:50:18,261 Jenny, it's a weed store. 1051 00:50:18,365 --> 00:50:22,093 Stupid conversation is par for the course. 1052 00:50:22,196 --> 00:50:24,647 God, it smells in here, too. 1053 00:50:26,925 --> 00:50:28,547 What's up? Welcome to Puffers. 1054 00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:30,204 Interested in any of our pre-rolls? 1055 00:50:30,308 --> 00:50:32,724 Pre-rolls? Is that like a buttered cinnamon thing? 1056 00:50:32,827 --> 00:50:34,277 We don't have cinnamon, 1057 00:50:34,381 --> 00:50:37,315 but we do have blueberry and sour apple. 1058 00:50:37,418 --> 00:50:40,111 Can I ask you, do you feel safe here? 1059 00:50:40,387 --> 00:50:42,837 Yeah. They cool. That's Gary, the owner. 1060 00:50:46,255 --> 00:50:48,291 -Okay. -What's up? What you need? 1061 00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:53,883 Um, I'm looking for someone or something. 1062 00:50:53,986 --> 00:50:56,403 We got flower, oil, edibles. 1063 00:50:56,506 --> 00:50:59,785 No, actually, this guy across the street told me 1064 00:50:59,889 --> 00:51:03,548 you might be the right person to get the hot gossip from. 1065 00:51:04,066 --> 00:51:05,550 Which dumbass told you that? 1066 00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:08,449 I'll never reveal my sources. But it was Crawford. 1067 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,175 Of course he did. 1068 00:51:10,279 --> 00:51:11,659 And he begged you to follow him, too, right? 1069 00:51:11,832 --> 00:51:13,109 He did. It was cringe. 1070 00:51:13,213 --> 00:51:14,524 Wait. Who are you? 1071 00:51:14,731 --> 00:51:16,354 Sorry. Hi. I'm June. 1072 00:51:16,561 --> 00:51:17,941 It's really nice to meet you. 1073 00:51:18,045 --> 00:51:19,633 June, what's up? I'm Jenny. 1074 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,221 So, Jenny, do you know 1075 00:51:21,324 --> 00:51:24,534 anything about a pharmacy robbery here in town? 1076 00:51:24,638 --> 00:51:27,537 And I'm cool. I'm not like the cops. 1077 00:51:27,882 --> 00:51:30,678 I don't know about cool, but you shady. I fuck with it. 1078 00:51:30,782 --> 00:51:32,680 Y'all heard anything about a pharmacy getting robbed? 1079 00:51:32,853 --> 00:51:34,406 I don't watch the news. 1080 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:37,168 All I'll do is smoke weed. 1081 00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:40,757 Now, when you say pharmacy, do you mean dispensary? 1082 00:51:40,861 --> 00:51:45,176 Because in Europe, they actually call dispensaries pharmacies. 1083 00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:47,143 We are not in France! 1084 00:51:47,247 --> 00:51:49,111 What the hell that got to do with anything? 1085 00:51:49,214 --> 00:51:50,698 I can't keep up with this conversation. 1086 00:51:50,802 --> 00:51:53,218 I do love baguettes and French onion soup, but-- 1087 00:51:53,322 --> 00:51:55,082 Well, we can go even deeper and 1088 00:51:55,186 --> 00:51:56,325 talk about how back in the day, 1089 00:51:56,428 --> 00:51:59,397 pharmacies stateside used to be called drug stores. 1090 00:51:59,707 --> 00:52:01,157 And now there are stores where you can buy drugs. 1091 00:52:01,261 --> 00:52:03,987 Yo, it's a pull. Shit. Fuck! 1092 00:52:04,091 --> 00:52:05,506 -Fuck, fuck! -Get on the ground! 1093 00:52:05,610 --> 00:52:07,336 -Fuckin' move! -Take it, take it, take it. 1094 00:52:07,439 --> 00:52:09,476 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - ! Ha-ha. 1095 00:52:09,579 --> 00:52:12,272 I just want to say that I didn't smoke any marijuana, 1096 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:14,412 but I saw him do it. Please arrest him. 1097 00:52:14,515 --> 00:52:16,448 You think we're fucking cops?! 1098 00:52:16,793 --> 00:52:20,072 We're the opposite of cops! Robbers! 1099 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,902 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1100 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,767 You see these? If I break them, I'm gonna break yo ass. 1101 00:52:24,974 --> 00:52:26,113 Yeah, cut her some slack. 1102 00:52:26,217 --> 00:52:28,322 She gets so clumsy with those things. 1103 00:52:28,426 --> 00:52:30,531 Dude, she's not gonna bang you anytime soon. 1104 00:52:30,635 --> 00:52:32,257 You don't know, man. People kind of bond 1105 00:52:32,361 --> 00:52:33,534 over shared trauma. 1106 00:52:33,638 --> 00:52:34,846 Not this motherfucking time! 1107 00:52:34,949 --> 00:52:36,261 Just keep putting the money in the bag. 1108 00:52:36,365 --> 00:52:38,884 -Weed. -Whoa! What'd you say? 1109 00:52:38,988 --> 00:52:40,438 I said weed, bro. That's all I do. 1110 00:52:40,541 --> 00:52:42,267 That's all I give a fuck about. You got a problem? 1111 00:52:42,371 --> 00:52:43,648 Whoa, whoa! What's with this guy? 1112 00:52:43,751 --> 00:52:45,615 Don't shoot him. There's something wrong with him. 1113 00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,617 -Yeah. Weed. -No, no, Gary's actually, like, 1114 00:52:47,721 --> 00:52:48,756 mad smart. 1115 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:50,448 This dude invents stuff all the time. 1116 00:52:50,551 --> 00:52:51,863 -What? -Yeah, he made this thing 1117 00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:52,933 called the weed whacker. 1118 00:52:53,244 --> 00:52:54,348 You could, like, smoke out of it. 1119 00:52:54,452 --> 00:52:56,212 It was a bong meets a Fleshlight. 1120 00:52:56,385 --> 00:52:58,835 You can light it, and then you can ride it. 1121 00:52:59,146 --> 00:53:00,147 Puff, puff, smash. 1122 00:53:00,251 --> 00:53:01,769 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shark Dank. 1123 00:53:01,873 --> 00:53:03,806 This is taking way too long. Come on, let's go. 1124 00:53:03,909 --> 00:53:04,876 Here! Damn! 1125 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,606 Wait a second. I know you. 1126 00:53:11,745 --> 00:53:12,539 Owen? 1127 00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:17,199 Shit. June? 1128 00:53:17,302 --> 00:53:19,097 My God, you remember my name? 1129 00:53:19,201 --> 00:53:20,374 You fucking know her?! 1130 00:53:20,961 --> 00:53:22,031 It's a long story. 1131 00:53:22,204 --> 00:53:24,654 -Plot twist. -I knew this bitch was shady. 1132 00:53:24,758 --> 00:53:26,898 Yeah. We gotta take her with us. 1133 00:53:27,657 --> 00:53:30,039 Shit! She's--Yeah. You got to come with us. 1134 00:53:30,142 --> 00:53:31,627 I'm sorry, I can't. 1135 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,353 I have a plate at home waiting under the sink for me. 1136 00:53:33,456 --> 00:53:35,251 Plate's got to wait. Let's go, let's go. 1137 00:53:35,355 --> 00:53:36,804 -Don't fucking move! -Whoa, whoa. No hero. 1138 00:53:36,908 --> 00:53:40,981 Thank you. Thank you so much. We are very, very sorry. 1139 00:53:41,809 --> 00:53:42,948 This is all we know. 1140 00:53:45,227 --> 00:53:47,229 You are so fucking useless. You know that? 1141 00:53:47,332 --> 00:53:50,093 This is the third time this week! 1142 00:53:50,197 --> 00:53:51,647 When are you going to fire him? 1143 00:53:51,819 --> 00:53:52,820 Weed. 1144 00:53:53,614 --> 00:53:54,581 Thursday. 1145 00:53:56,617 --> 00:53:57,308 Come on. 1146 00:53:57,791 --> 00:53:59,068 What do you mean it's a long story? 1147 00:53:59,171 --> 00:54:00,794 It's a long story. 1148 00:54:00,897 --> 00:54:02,278 Are you on apps again? 1149 00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,660 No, and I would never tell you that. 1150 00:54:04,970 --> 00:54:06,282 I was about to go live. 1151 00:54:06,386 --> 00:54:07,663 Yeah, that's why I took it off you. 1152 00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:09,561 -Okay, but where are we going? -For a little drive. 1153 00:54:09,665 --> 00:54:11,183 Well, my friend Bill, he's across the street still. 1154 00:54:11,287 --> 00:54:12,461 He'll be fine. Get in. 1155 00:54:12,564 --> 00:54:14,290 Whoa! This is a cool car. 1156 00:54:14,394 --> 00:54:16,396 You know, I really need to sell my car. 1157 00:54:16,499 --> 00:54:17,707 Have you guys used CarMax? 1158 00:54:17,811 --> 00:54:19,433 - My God, get in the car. - My God. 1159 00:54:19,537 --> 00:54:20,641 I heard it's good. 1160 00:54:20,745 --> 00:54:22,022 Drive. 1161 00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:23,920 Yo, yo, who the fuck is this? 1162 00:54:24,024 --> 00:54:25,612 Hi. I'm June. 1163 00:54:25,819 --> 00:54:26,820 Why are you here? 1164 00:54:26,923 --> 00:54:28,615 It's Owen's new girlfriend, apparently. 1165 00:54:28,718 --> 00:54:30,237 - Max, don't start. - My God. Did he say that? 1166 00:54:30,341 --> 00:54:31,652 -Did you say that? -No, I didn't. 1167 00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:34,206 No, you recognized--She recognized me in the dispensary. 1168 00:54:34,310 --> 00:54:35,553 Sorry, I have this thing where whenever I see 1169 00:54:35,656 --> 00:54:37,831 a hot guy's hands, I never forget them. 1170 00:54:37,934 --> 00:54:40,351 - Wait. You know this bitch? - Just drive, JD. 1171 00:54:40,454 --> 00:54:42,491 Wait a second. Did you just call me a bitch? 1172 00:54:42,594 --> 00:54:45,252 I've been telling you, you can't use that word anymore. 1173 00:54:45,356 --> 00:54:47,358 -Fuck off! -Everyone shut up! 1174 00:54:47,979 --> 00:54:49,567 Yo, what are we supposed to do now, man? 1175 00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:51,672 The plan stays the same. It's not changing. 1176 00:54:51,776 --> 00:54:53,640 We're still going back to base. 1177 00:54:53,743 --> 00:54:56,815 My God, is the plan to sell me into sex slavery? 1178 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:09,587 What? They're made out of buckwheat. 1179 00:55:09,794 --> 00:55:13,038 You think buckwheat cancels out all the maple syrup you used? 1180 00:55:13,142 --> 00:55:14,971 That's a stupid amount of sugar. 1181 00:55:15,075 --> 00:55:17,974 Sugar is related to, like, so many diseases. 1182 00:55:18,078 --> 00:55:19,424 You didn't know this? 1183 00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:22,185 Wait. Side note. Have you guys tried the popcorn 1184 00:55:22,289 --> 00:55:24,843 at that scary place across the street from the weed store? 1185 00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:27,329 They use a lot of salt, and I think they're actually 1186 00:55:27,432 --> 00:55:28,985 using a really good, high quality oil. 1187 00:55:29,745 --> 00:55:30,746 I approve. 1188 00:55:30,987 --> 00:55:32,886 -What is she talking about? -No, that's--that's facts. 1189 00:55:32,989 --> 00:55:34,197 Dante's is hella salty. 1190 00:55:34,301 --> 00:55:35,095 Thank you. 1191 00:55:35,198 --> 00:55:36,130 Just like you. 1192 00:55:37,822 --> 00:55:38,823 I'm just playing. 1193 00:55:38,926 --> 00:55:40,928 Anybody who could destroy a stack of pancakes 1194 00:55:41,032 --> 00:55:42,033 like that is cool with me. 1195 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,001 June, serious note. 1196 00:55:45,623 --> 00:55:47,901 You're not going to rat us out, are you? 1197 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:52,457 Well, if I'm being honest, at first, I was really scared. 1198 00:55:52,561 --> 00:55:54,252 But now, as far as I'm concerned, 1199 00:55:54,356 --> 00:55:56,150 you guys are just hot Uber drivers. 1200 00:55:56,358 --> 00:55:58,498 So you're not pissed 1201 00:55:58,601 --> 00:56:01,811 that we stuck a gun in your face and kidnapped you? 1202 00:56:01,915 --> 00:56:04,745 Why are you talking quiet? Are we all talking quiet now? 1203 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,370 Aare--are you going to tell anyone what we did? 1204 00:56:08,473 --> 00:56:11,027 No. You guys saved me. 1205 00:56:11,131 --> 00:56:12,615 That weed store shouldn't be in business. 1206 00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:14,168 That guy Gary. 1207 00:56:16,101 --> 00:56:17,068 I believe her. 1208 00:56:19,346 --> 00:56:20,382 Same. 1209 00:56:24,558 --> 00:56:25,766 Yeah. Me too. 1210 00:56:26,318 --> 00:56:28,424 Yes! I'm honestly just so glad 1211 00:56:28,528 --> 00:56:30,530 now I know who robbed the pharmacy. 1212 00:56:32,670 --> 00:56:33,636 What's she talking about? 1213 00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:35,535 June, that was a dispensary. 1214 00:56:35,638 --> 00:56:38,020 My God, now you're like the annoying weed people. 1215 00:56:38,123 --> 00:56:41,541 It's not a pharmacy because weed comes from the ground, 1216 00:56:41,644 --> 00:56:44,440 so it's not really drugs, and blah, blah, blah. 1217 00:56:44,544 --> 00:56:45,821 See, that's that sugar high I was talking about. 1218 00:56:45,993 --> 00:56:47,581 Crash incoming. 1219 00:56:47,685 --> 00:56:50,653 June, are you talking about the pharmacy where you work? 1220 00:56:50,964 --> 00:56:52,275 Yeah. What? 1221 00:56:52,862 --> 00:56:55,106 My God, are you trying to say this is all 1222 00:56:55,209 --> 00:56:56,418 some sort of a coincidence? 1223 00:56:56,521 --> 00:56:58,247 Wait, what is a coincidence? 1224 00:56:58,627 --> 00:57:01,768 The pharmacy robbery, and then the weed store robbery. 1225 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:03,114 That was all you guys. 1226 00:57:03,217 --> 00:57:04,598 Chill, chill. 1227 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,013 Do you want to maybe just... 1228 00:57:06,117 --> 00:57:07,739 Yeah. Sorry. That was all you guys, right? 1229 00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:10,466 Look, if we robbed a pharmacy, we would be proud of that. 1230 00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:11,916 That would be a huge step up for us. 1231 00:57:12,088 --> 00:57:14,884 - That'd be a flex. - June, we didn't rob 1232 00:57:14,988 --> 00:57:16,817 the pharmacy. You know that, right? 1233 00:57:16,921 --> 00:57:18,543 Relax. I'm not going to turn you in for that either. 1234 00:57:18,647 --> 00:57:20,062 I don't care. I just need to make sure 1235 00:57:20,165 --> 00:57:21,339 that Bill's name is cleared 1236 00:57:21,443 --> 00:57:22,720 so he can get his insurance money. 1237 00:57:22,823 --> 00:57:24,584 Okay? Can I please have my phone now? Thank you. 1238 00:57:24,687 --> 00:57:27,276 -No. Definitely not. No. -We're not stupid, June. 1239 00:57:27,379 --> 00:57:28,726 -We're smart as fuck. -Yeah. 1240 00:57:28,829 --> 00:57:30,521 I just ate a plate full of food in front of three men. 1241 00:57:30,624 --> 00:57:32,143 I'm gonna need to check my teeth. 1242 00:57:32,626 --> 00:57:33,627 Let me see. 1243 00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:38,805 -Yeah. You're fine. -Thank you. 1244 00:57:38,977 --> 00:57:40,703 What the fuck is this cute shit? 1245 00:57:40,807 --> 00:57:42,015 How long are we gonna stay here for? 1246 00:57:42,118 --> 00:57:44,535 Not much longer, okay? Just relax. 1247 00:57:44,811 --> 00:57:46,295 What's everyone gonna get for dessert? 1248 00:57:46,398 --> 00:57:47,745 -Jesus Christ! -Dessert after pancakes. 1249 00:57:47,848 --> 00:57:49,298 This bitch got a sweet tooth on her. 1250 00:57:49,401 --> 00:57:51,749 - Okay. Hello, diabetes. - You just had dessert. 1251 00:57:51,852 --> 00:57:54,924 I'm sorry I didn't eat before I got kidnapped. 1252 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:02,345 I mean, some people say a gluten free diet 1253 00:58:02,449 --> 00:58:03,968 is actually worse for you. 1254 00:58:05,279 --> 00:58:06,280 That's not true. 1255 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,732 Home sweet home. 1256 00:58:09,836 --> 00:58:12,148 Yeah, make yourself comfortable. 1257 00:58:13,391 --> 00:58:15,393 My mom would love to tell you guys 1258 00:58:15,497 --> 00:58:18,879 how to clean this place and then just clean it herself. 1259 00:58:19,673 --> 00:58:20,432 Want a beer, June? 1260 00:58:20,536 --> 00:58:21,917 No, thanks. I don't drink. 1261 00:58:22,158 --> 00:58:24,264 Do you have a problem or something, or...? 1262 00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:26,646 No, I just don't drink. I've never tried alcohol. 1263 00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:29,407 How is that even possible? 1264 00:58:29,649 --> 00:58:30,581 Yeah. You weird as fuck. 1265 00:58:30,684 --> 00:58:33,307 Yeah. No shit. I'm weird. Okay? 1266 00:58:33,411 --> 00:58:36,241 I'm weird. My parents are weird. My face is misshapen. 1267 00:58:36,345 --> 00:58:38,761 My leg hair grows way too fast. Don't look at it right now. 1268 00:58:38,865 --> 00:58:40,625 And, yes, I cheated my way through school, 1269 00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:42,316 and I didn't really learn anything. 1270 00:58:42,489 --> 00:58:43,317 Now we all know each other. 1271 00:58:44,595 --> 00:58:46,251 I got a weird ass face, too. 1272 00:58:46,942 --> 00:58:47,563 True. 1273 00:58:47,874 --> 00:58:49,220 Guess I'll drink both of these. 1274 00:58:49,669 --> 00:58:51,325 Maybe you have a problem. 1275 00:58:52,257 --> 00:58:53,327 Count it, JD. 1276 00:58:57,987 --> 00:59:00,058 Okay, wait, so he just, like, tells you guys what to do, 1277 00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:01,266 and then you do it? 1278 00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,890 That's like a little sad, right? 1279 00:59:03,993 --> 00:59:06,306 I don't think it's sad. You know, because we're a crew. 1280 00:59:06,548 --> 00:59:08,653 We're best friends, and we each have individual jobs. 1281 00:59:08,757 --> 00:59:11,345 It's like, I'm the enforcer, the muscle. 1282 00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:13,900 I'm the muscle, too. 1283 00:59:14,003 --> 00:59:16,454 I just drive because I'm the only one with a license. 1284 00:59:16,558 --> 00:59:18,214 Yeah, and you did a great job tonight. 1285 00:59:18,318 --> 00:59:19,491 He was awesome. 1286 00:59:19,733 --> 00:59:22,771 Okay, wait. This is fun. What am I? Damsel in distress? 1287 00:59:23,116 --> 00:59:25,912 June, get in here, please. 1288 00:59:26,015 --> 00:59:27,085 Okay. 1289 00:59:28,121 --> 00:59:29,122 Keep counting. 1290 00:59:31,055 --> 00:59:33,540 Hey, do you think it's sad that we gotta count the money? 1291 00:59:33,747 --> 00:59:35,231 Dude, don't let her get inside your head. 1292 00:59:35,922 --> 00:59:39,373 Not in my head. This is my favorite part of the job. 1293 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:46,208 My God, are we about to have sex? 1294 00:59:46,311 --> 00:59:49,349 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1295 00:59:49,936 --> 00:59:52,628 Well, you invited me into your bedroom. 1296 00:59:52,939 --> 00:59:55,079 This is not my bedroom at all. 1297 00:59:55,182 --> 00:59:57,875 No, relax. This is just a place we can lay low for a minute. 1298 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,911 It's nothing permanent, 1299 01:00:00,015 --> 01:00:01,395 so it's no big deal you know about it. 1300 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,606 I'm gonna drop you off at the next check point. 1301 01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:06,262 Sit down. Please. You're making me really nervous. 1302 01:00:09,196 --> 01:00:13,062 I bet I can guess, like, everything about you. 1303 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:13,822 Yeah? 1304 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:17,239 I bet you played sports. 1305 01:00:17,342 --> 01:00:18,999 Every guy played sports. 1306 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:22,313 Baseball. 1307 01:00:24,315 --> 01:00:25,281 Why'd you quit? 1308 01:00:27,283 --> 01:00:28,768 Well, do you have any idea how hard it is 1309 01:00:28,871 --> 01:00:29,976 to get into the big leagues? 1310 01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:32,012 No, I hate sports. They're boring. 1311 01:00:33,186 --> 01:00:34,325 Yeah. Me too. 1312 01:00:34,566 --> 01:00:36,741 -Really? -Yeah. 1313 01:00:36,845 --> 01:00:38,260 I only did it because my dad wanted me to. 1314 01:00:38,674 --> 01:00:41,815 And, he's dead now, so... 1315 01:00:43,506 --> 01:00:46,578 Sorry. I don't know. 1316 01:00:47,407 --> 01:00:50,997 My mom and dad make me do stuff I don't want to do all the time. 1317 01:00:51,204 --> 01:00:56,209 God. Doing laundry, getting my hair cut, washing it. 1318 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:58,211 Feeding parking meters. 1319 01:00:59,971 --> 01:01:03,216 Yeah, anyway, I dropped out of community college, 1320 01:01:03,319 --> 01:01:05,425 and everything kind of went wrong, so... 1321 01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:08,842 Yeah, I...I can see that. 1322 01:01:10,464 --> 01:01:12,674 None taken. 1323 01:01:15,228 --> 01:01:17,057 So, what about you? What's your story? 1324 01:01:18,162 --> 01:01:20,095 Nothing. 1325 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:23,685 I mean, I'm not out here robbing pharmacies. 1326 01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:25,859 Dispensaries. 1327 01:01:25,963 --> 01:01:29,069 I'm just like a totally cool, normal girl. 1328 01:01:30,553 --> 01:01:32,176 Let me guess. You're single. 1329 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:34,350 I'm between relationships. 1330 01:01:35,248 --> 01:01:36,387 Yeah. 1331 01:01:38,872 --> 01:01:42,807 Yeah. He dumped me a couple of years ago, amicably. 1332 01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:46,259 And now he's engaged to someone else. 1333 01:01:47,743 --> 01:01:49,089 Well, that's messed up. 1334 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,748 You're definitely odd. 1335 01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:55,061 You seem like a nice person. 1336 01:01:55,924 --> 01:01:57,995 -Really? -Yeah. 1337 01:01:58,098 --> 01:02:00,342 That's really sweet of you to say. 1338 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:03,000 It actually is so sweet, 1339 01:02:03,310 --> 01:02:07,556 it reminds me of my favorite candy bar, which is a Twix. 1340 01:02:08,005 --> 01:02:10,179 You like Twix? That's crazy. 1341 01:02:10,283 --> 01:02:13,079 I love Twix. They're like my favorite candy bar, too. 1342 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:16,738 My God, what a coincidence. 1343 01:02:17,324 --> 01:02:21,881 You know, it's almost like the universe just has us 1344 01:02:21,984 --> 01:02:25,194 bumping into each other for some sort of reason. 1345 01:02:45,801 --> 01:02:46,837 Hi, baby. 1346 01:02:48,528 --> 01:02:50,841 So sorry I spent more than five minutes away from you. 1347 01:02:50,944 --> 01:02:53,602 That's okay, darling, as long as I always 1348 01:02:53,705 --> 01:02:55,811 have your location on my phone. 1349 01:03:06,477 --> 01:03:08,962 Push! 1350 01:03:09,687 --> 01:03:11,344 Dude, what the fuck?! 1351 01:03:11,585 --> 01:03:13,553 Jonathan, get out of my fantasy! 1352 01:03:13,829 --> 01:03:14,899 You think I wanna be in your fantasy? 1353 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:15,935 This fucking sucks! 1354 01:03:16,556 --> 01:03:18,661 Push! Come on, June. 1355 01:03:18,765 --> 01:03:20,491 Push! Big push! 1356 01:03:31,951 --> 01:03:34,194 My Gosh. 1357 01:03:35,471 --> 01:03:37,508 She's so beautiful. 1358 01:03:37,888 --> 01:03:39,682 Yeah, she is so beautiful. 1359 01:03:39,855 --> 01:03:41,201 She's not as pretty as me, though. 1360 01:03:41,305 --> 01:03:42,858 No, no. 1361 01:03:42,962 --> 01:03:44,826 - Look at you go. - Yes, come to Mommy. 1362 01:03:44,929 --> 01:03:47,725 Look at you go. Look at those baby steppy-steps. 1363 01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:53,420 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1364 01:03:55,043 --> 01:03:56,941 -Good job! -Yay, baby! 1365 01:03:57,045 --> 01:03:58,287 You got all five. 1366 01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:00,289 - That's my baby. - We love you! 1367 01:04:00,393 --> 01:04:00,980 Whoo! 1368 01:04:01,532 --> 01:04:02,913 June, June? 1369 01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:06,192 You chill? 1370 01:04:07,055 --> 01:04:09,264 Um, I'm feeling a little faint. 1371 01:04:09,712 --> 01:04:11,335 Do you guys have any snacks? 1372 01:04:12,198 --> 01:04:13,095 Put your hands up! 1373 01:04:14,165 --> 01:04:17,513 Hands in the air now! Hands in the air now! 1374 01:04:17,617 --> 01:04:19,515 More robbers?! 1375 01:04:20,413 --> 01:04:21,483 Yeah. 1376 01:04:24,693 --> 01:04:26,419 Ooh, much better this time. 1377 01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:28,076 It's the same exact coffee. 1378 01:04:28,939 --> 01:04:30,837 I could also see that. 1379 01:04:31,148 --> 01:04:35,359 So, you have a knack for getting mixed up 1380 01:04:35,462 --> 01:04:36,947 in grand larcenies? 1381 01:04:37,188 --> 01:04:39,397 If you mean I have a knack for playing the victim, 1382 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:40,329 then you'd be correct. 1383 01:04:40,433 --> 01:04:42,055 Because I was cast as Blanche Dubois 1384 01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:45,472 as a first year repertory student in theater class. 1385 01:04:45,576 --> 01:04:46,784 Very rare. 1386 01:04:46,888 --> 01:04:47,992 - No one gives a shit. - My God. 1387 01:04:48,303 --> 01:04:50,753 June, help us out here. 1388 01:04:50,857 --> 01:04:52,479 Help us to understand, June. 1389 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:56,173 The arresting officers said that it looked as though 1390 01:04:56,276 --> 01:04:58,244 you and one of the suspects 1391 01:04:58,347 --> 01:05:02,593 were about to have sex in front of the two other suspects. 1392 01:05:02,696 --> 01:05:04,215 Really? They said that? 1393 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,148 Why didn't you put up much of a fight? 1394 01:05:06,252 --> 01:05:08,840 I mean, I get it, he's hot, but... 1395 01:05:09,013 --> 01:05:11,119 Well, A, I'm not exactly John Wick, 1396 01:05:11,222 --> 01:05:13,190 and, B, I'm friends with Owen, and he told me 1397 01:05:13,293 --> 01:05:15,019 he was going to let me go. 1398 01:05:15,123 --> 01:05:17,642 Yeah, just how well do you know Owen? 1399 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,093 I've technically only known him for a day. 1400 01:05:20,404 --> 01:05:23,786 We met at the pharmacy, and then I ran into him at the pot store. 1401 01:05:23,959 --> 01:05:26,893 Then we had this kind of wild night. 1402 01:05:27,169 --> 01:05:29,240 It was fun to be carefree, off my phone. 1403 01:05:29,344 --> 01:05:31,173 Which, by the way, when can I get that back? 1404 01:05:31,277 --> 01:05:33,486 June Squad needs these updates. 1405 01:05:33,796 --> 01:05:40,010 So you met Owen, who just robbed the dispensary you were in, 1406 01:05:40,907 --> 01:05:42,357 at the pharmacy where you work? 1407 01:05:42,529 --> 01:05:44,531 Which was also robbed. 1408 01:05:45,601 --> 01:05:47,465 Yeah, I know it sounds bad, but I asked Owen 1409 01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:49,571 if he did our robbery, and he said no. 1410 01:05:49,674 --> 01:05:52,194 Well, if he said he had nothing to do with it... 1411 01:05:52,298 --> 01:05:53,506 -That's that. -...then what are we 1412 01:05:53,609 --> 01:05:54,852 even doing here? I haven't had lunch. 1413 01:05:54,956 --> 01:05:55,922 We should probably just go. 1414 01:05:56,026 --> 01:05:57,372 You guys are really judgy. 1415 01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:59,063 Maybe if you'd be a little more open minded, 1416 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,996 you would have apprehended someone by now. 1417 01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:02,584 Telling us how to do our job? 1418 01:06:04,655 --> 01:06:08,072 Owen McEvoy is building up quite the sheet 1419 01:06:08,176 --> 01:06:09,763 for someone his age. 1420 01:06:13,146 --> 01:06:15,217 That's actually a really good picture of him. 1421 01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:19,014 God, mugshots are so sexy. 1422 01:06:19,221 --> 01:06:21,706 Can I do, like, a novelty souvenir one before I go? 1423 01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,536 What do your parents think of a guy like this? 1424 01:06:23,639 --> 01:06:24,640 Do they approve of him? 1425 01:06:24,744 --> 01:06:26,918 Not that I care, but they haven't met him yet. 1426 01:06:27,091 --> 01:06:29,024 Don't worry, they will. 1427 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:31,026 - What do you mean? - They're on their way 1428 01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:32,441 down here right now. That's what I mean by that. 1429 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,719 -Why? -Because we called them, June. 1430 01:06:34,823 --> 01:06:37,308 And I can't wait to tell them all the details of this case. 1431 01:06:37,412 --> 01:06:39,586 Like how their daughter appears to be a pothead 1432 01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:43,418 who's cavorting all over town with a known thief 1433 01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:47,215 and conspired to rob her workplace with him. 1434 01:06:47,318 --> 01:06:48,871 I wasn't cavorting with him. 1435 01:06:48,975 --> 01:06:50,425 I don't even know what that word means, 1436 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,289 so I definitely wasn't doing it. 1437 01:06:52,392 --> 01:06:54,532 I told you, I met him at the pharmacy, 1438 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,915 and then I ran into him at the disgusting pot store, 1439 01:06:58,019 --> 01:06:59,606 and I just noticed him right away 1440 01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:01,746 because I never forget a face that makes me hot and ready. 1441 01:07:01,850 --> 01:07:03,403 Hot and ready? What the hell does that mean? 1442 01:07:03,507 --> 01:07:05,612 -Yeah. -Well, I don't like 1443 01:07:05,716 --> 01:07:08,098 the word "horny," so I say hot and ready instead 1444 01:07:08,201 --> 01:07:10,721 because it sounds cuter and it reminds me of pizza. 1445 01:07:13,034 --> 01:07:15,450 Okay, so you were just doing 1446 01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:17,797 a little marijuana shopping, then? 1447 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,731 I told you I was conducting a private investigation. 1448 01:07:20,834 --> 01:07:23,389 But you're not licensed to do that, Miss Fine. 1449 01:07:23,492 --> 01:07:29,222 Then Owen, the man you randomly met at your workplace, 1450 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:33,399 holds up the place that you're in and then takes you hostage. 1451 01:07:33,709 --> 01:07:36,678 You expect us to believe that this is all coincidence? 1452 01:07:36,781 --> 01:07:38,473 Do you think we're stupid? 1453 01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:40,785 You're the common denominator here, June. 1454 01:07:41,096 --> 01:07:42,546 I know it's wild, 1455 01:07:42,649 --> 01:07:44,996 and it would be one hell of a Datelineepisode. 1456 01:07:45,376 --> 01:07:47,137 My God, the poor man that ends up with her. 1457 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,379 Excuse me? 1458 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,312 What were you doing at Dante's bar? 1459 01:07:50,416 --> 01:07:51,451 Is it a crime to be there? 1460 01:07:51,555 --> 01:07:53,004 No, it's a free country, 1461 01:07:53,108 --> 01:07:55,938 but a lot of unsavory characters hang around that place, June. 1462 01:07:56,042 --> 01:07:58,596 Maybe you met a guy named Crawford. 1463 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,978 He's got a few priors under his belt. 1464 01:08:01,082 --> 01:08:02,531 I don't remember. 1465 01:08:02,635 --> 01:08:04,775 The popcorn tasted good. That's all I know. 1466 01:08:05,845 --> 01:08:07,502 We both know that your 1467 01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:10,056 deadbeat dad hangs out there, June. 1468 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,472 He's got a bit of a problem, doesn't he, June? 1469 01:08:12,679 --> 01:08:14,025 Don't be mean, okay? 1470 01:08:14,129 --> 01:08:16,476 I'm the only one who's allowed to make fun of my dad's disease. 1471 01:08:16,580 --> 01:08:18,202 So answer the question. 1472 01:08:18,306 --> 01:08:20,411 What were you doing at Dante's Bar? 1473 01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:22,551 Somebody has to get justice for Bill. 1474 01:08:22,655 --> 01:08:24,519 That would look so cute on a T-shirt. 1475 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:28,833 June, you are not a police officer. 1476 01:08:29,489 --> 01:08:31,836 When are you going to get that through your thick, 1477 01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:34,011 entitled millennial skull? 1478 01:08:34,115 --> 01:08:36,979 It is so embarrassing to say the "M" word 1479 01:08:37,083 --> 01:08:39,534 and especially adding "thicc" in the mix. 1480 01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:41,812 Ew, I hate you. 1481 01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:43,365 Well, we hate you back. 1482 01:08:45,781 --> 01:08:46,610 Can I take this home? 1483 01:08:46,713 --> 01:08:47,438 -No. -No, you cannot. 1484 01:09:04,938 --> 01:09:06,561 I am not listening to that crap right now. 1485 01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:07,734 Why not? 1486 01:09:07,838 --> 01:09:09,564 We just had to pick you up at jail! 1487 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:12,222 Well, actually, it was the police station. 1488 01:09:12,325 --> 01:09:15,190 You know, I was hanging out with a cute guy. 1489 01:09:15,294 --> 01:09:18,089 I thought maybe my family would be happy for me. 1490 01:09:18,193 --> 01:09:19,263 What? 1491 01:09:19,712 --> 01:09:22,577 Do you realize how strong your grandchildren's genetics 1492 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:26,201 would be if I breed with a hot criminal? 1493 01:09:26,305 --> 01:09:27,927 The police showed us his picture. 1494 01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,618 Strong jaw. I like that. 1495 01:09:29,722 --> 01:09:32,897 Jonathan, I hope you're learning from your sister's mistakes. 1496 01:09:33,001 --> 01:09:36,418 Deffo, Dad. You're wild out of pocket, sis. 1497 01:09:36,522 --> 01:09:37,626 Mom, tell him to shut up. 1498 01:09:37,730 --> 01:09:39,283 - Shh. - You know, I can't even 1499 01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:41,527 understand what he's saying 90 percent of the time. 1500 01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:44,150 But I would rather have a jive turkey for a son 1501 01:09:44,254 --> 01:09:45,945 than a jailbird for a daughter. 1502 01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:47,429 Got your white ass. 1503 01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:49,120 Can you both just calm down, please? 1504 01:09:49,224 --> 01:09:50,363 She's been through something. 1505 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:54,091 Hey, June, did you lez out in the joint? 1506 01:09:54,195 --> 01:09:55,713 Why do you care, freak? 1507 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:59,579 June, even if you did, we still love you. 1508 01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:02,962 You go into the bar, ask a bunch of stupid questions. 1509 01:10:03,065 --> 01:10:05,033 You bring up my personal business. 1510 01:10:05,136 --> 01:10:06,793 You could have gotten yourself hurt. 1511 01:10:06,897 --> 01:10:10,418 These bookies don't mess around. They don't like attention. 1512 01:10:11,419 --> 01:10:13,697 They're going to be all over my ass now. 1513 01:10:14,387 --> 01:10:16,493 Mom, is there still a plate for me under the sink? 1514 01:10:16,596 --> 01:10:18,771 Yes, I put it in the back of the refrigerator 1515 01:10:18,874 --> 01:10:19,910 just before we left. 1516 01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:21,774 Stay out of that bar. 1517 01:10:21,877 --> 01:10:25,674 Let that be my thing. Just let that be a dad place. 1518 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,504 Yo, pass the Oxford? 1519 01:10:27,607 --> 01:10:29,713 No, because dad said no music. 1520 01:10:29,816 --> 01:10:31,197 Pass him the cord. 1521 01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,613 Ha-ha! Thanks, brother. 1522 01:10:34,959 --> 01:10:36,271 You're being punished. 1523 01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:49,284 I can't believe after all that's happened, 1524 01:10:49,388 --> 01:10:52,080 you're still thinking about Davey. 1525 01:10:52,183 --> 01:10:53,633 Why do you do that to yourself? 1526 01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:56,843 Move on already. Take some time if you need it. 1527 01:10:57,119 --> 01:10:58,224 Can it be paid leave? 1528 01:10:58,328 --> 01:11:00,330 I heard the insurance payout was good. 1529 01:11:00,433 --> 01:11:02,332 I'm not gonna lie. It was. 1530 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,265 Maybe we can figure something out. 1531 01:11:05,093 --> 01:11:07,682 No. It's okay. I don't need special treatment. 1532 01:11:07,785 --> 01:11:09,891 So, what do you want from me, June? 1533 01:11:10,063 --> 01:11:12,514 I don't know. You're kind of like a doctor. 1534 01:11:12,618 --> 01:11:14,275 Maybe just tell me what to do. 1535 01:11:14,551 --> 01:11:17,036 Okay, so first off, Davey is basically married, 1536 01:11:17,243 --> 01:11:19,107 and you're not going to get back together with him, 1537 01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:20,695 so stop thinking about it. 1538 01:11:20,867 --> 01:11:25,113 Secondly, maybe get a therapist, and possibly more than one. 1539 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:28,565 Right, right. Okay. But like, on the other hand, 1540 01:11:28,668 --> 01:11:30,567 what if I just face my problems head-on 1541 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:32,741 and I go and I talk to Davey myself? 1542 01:11:33,017 --> 01:11:35,675 Are you listening to me? Stop thinking about it. 1543 01:11:37,850 --> 01:11:39,438 I thought you said the guy that kidnapped you was cool. 1544 01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:40,439 What was his name? 1545 01:11:40,991 --> 01:11:42,095 Owen. 1546 01:11:42,372 --> 01:11:44,374 Owen. What about him? 1547 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,963 He drinks beer and smokes pot. 1548 01:11:48,067 --> 01:11:49,724 So what? It's legal to do both. 1549 01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:51,967 I mean, we did have a surprisingly good amount 1550 01:11:52,071 --> 01:11:55,005 of chemistry, but I worry it wouldn't be there 1551 01:11:55,108 --> 01:11:57,766 if we were in a non-high pressure situation. 1552 01:11:57,870 --> 01:12:00,079 You'll literally do anything not to move on from Davey. 1553 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,874 I mean, there's no need to throw the baby out 1554 01:12:01,977 --> 01:12:02,875 with the bath water. 1555 01:12:02,978 --> 01:12:04,117 Stop saying stuff like that, all right? 1556 01:12:04,221 --> 01:12:05,153 You don't know what it means. 1557 01:12:05,464 --> 01:12:06,396 That might be true. 1558 01:12:07,293 --> 01:12:09,019 I'm sorry I didn't catch the thief. 1559 01:12:09,468 --> 01:12:11,435 And I'm sorry those dumb detectives 1560 01:12:11,539 --> 01:12:14,783 just closed the case with no suspects. 1561 01:12:14,887 --> 01:12:17,268 It's fine. The policy covered everything. 1562 01:12:17,372 --> 01:12:18,477 It's better than ever. 1563 01:12:19,443 --> 01:12:20,755 Okay, good. 1564 01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:22,722 I almost want to thank whoever did it. 1565 01:12:22,998 --> 01:12:24,621 They're probably having sex somewhere, though. 1566 01:12:24,724 --> 01:12:27,555 Why are you fantasizing about the robbers' sex life? 1567 01:12:27,658 --> 01:12:30,834 I'm not fantasizing about it. They got all the Valtrex. 1568 01:12:30,937 --> 01:12:33,112 They got more of that than the Adderall and the Xanax. 1569 01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:34,769 Ew, weird. 1570 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:37,634 Thank you for trying, though, June. I appreciate it. 1571 01:12:40,222 --> 01:12:43,156 You're right. I did try. 1572 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,646 I'm gonna get another one before my break's over. 1573 01:12:50,543 --> 01:12:51,958 I don't think you should. 1574 01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:55,755 Okay. You're right. I won't. 1575 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:57,032 This is good enough. 1576 01:12:58,724 --> 01:13:00,622 I have something I want to get off my chest. 1577 01:13:00,967 --> 01:13:03,314 That's going to be a lot of plucking, from what I've heard. 1578 01:13:03,729 --> 01:13:05,075 You told her about my nipple hair? 1579 01:13:05,178 --> 01:13:06,663 I didn't tell-- 1580 01:13:06,766 --> 01:13:08,941 No. That's something I heard through the grapevine. 1581 01:13:09,390 --> 01:13:11,184 Cool. Are you like a wine aunt? 1582 01:13:12,531 --> 01:13:14,464 Can I talk to you privately? 1583 01:13:14,567 --> 01:13:15,948 Anything you want to say to me, 1584 01:13:16,051 --> 01:13:18,640 you can say in front of my fiancée. 1585 01:13:18,813 --> 01:13:21,919 Okay, fine. In fact, I think everybody should hear this. 1586 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,313 I'm a loser. I know. 1587 01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:37,625 Good. 1588 01:13:37,728 --> 01:13:40,075 And your little Facebook group is right about me. 1589 01:13:40,179 --> 01:13:41,801 I have no life. 1590 01:13:42,975 --> 01:13:45,874 I'm scared. I'm obsessed with you. 1591 01:13:46,185 --> 01:13:49,499 I have no aspirations, no dreams, no hobbies. 1592 01:13:49,602 --> 01:13:52,087 And I'm very bored, basically. 1593 01:13:52,571 --> 01:13:55,228 And you know what? It's not my parents fault. 1594 01:13:55,332 --> 01:13:56,540 And it's not your fault. 1595 01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:59,232 It's mine. 1596 01:14:00,855 --> 01:14:01,959 What? 1597 01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:03,858 And just because I took your virginity-- 1598 01:14:03,961 --> 01:14:05,273 David, please tell me that's not true. 1599 01:14:05,376 --> 01:14:06,239 -It's not. -Right out here 1600 01:14:06,343 --> 01:14:07,586 in this parking lot. 1601 01:14:07,689 --> 01:14:09,415 -That is disgusting. -It's not true. 1602 01:14:09,519 --> 01:14:10,796 -I don't know-- -That's disgusting. 1603 01:14:10,899 --> 01:14:12,660 And just because we both love eating cheeseburgers 1604 01:14:12,763 --> 01:14:14,178 three or four nights a week, 1605 01:14:14,282 --> 01:14:17,216 that doesn't necessarily mean that we're soulmates. 1606 01:14:17,699 --> 01:14:20,978 So I have decided that we should not be together. 1607 01:14:21,945 --> 01:14:24,050 And you guys are free. 1608 01:14:24,741 --> 01:14:26,812 You're free to go off and get married 1609 01:14:26,915 --> 01:14:30,988 and be happy and have your fully Gentile children. 1610 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,266 I'm not going to stalk you anymore. 1611 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:36,131 Thank you, June. 1612 01:14:36,615 --> 01:14:39,134 What did you ever see in this psycho? 1613 01:14:39,238 --> 01:14:40,481 Just--just let it go. 1614 01:14:40,584 --> 01:14:42,275 For the record, you're both losers, too. 1615 01:14:42,379 --> 01:14:43,863 You're just busier than me. 1616 01:14:44,657 --> 01:14:46,590 Take a fry for the road. 1617 01:15:07,059 --> 01:15:09,579 I'm sorry I got us banned from Freddy's, 1618 01:15:09,682 --> 01:15:12,720 but at least Nicole comped our last meal. 1619 01:15:13,928 --> 01:15:17,932 What exactly is your problem? Why are you like this? 1620 01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,072 I wonder. 1621 01:15:20,935 --> 01:15:23,316 Are you saying it's our fault, that we're to blame? 1622 01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:24,525 Well, that's not fair. 1623 01:15:24,628 --> 01:15:25,871 Your mother and I did not teach you 1624 01:15:25,974 --> 01:15:27,769 -to behave like this. -I certainly didn't. 1625 01:15:27,873 --> 01:15:29,426 No, well, I think you guys did a great job 1626 01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:31,497 raising my ratchet sister. 1627 01:15:31,601 --> 01:15:33,741 I'm not ratchet. Okay? She started it. 1628 01:15:33,913 --> 01:15:38,331 June, you got a...... 1629 01:15:39,022 --> 01:15:39,988 in your hair. 1630 01:15:40,092 --> 01:15:42,508 I don't want to have to shampoo tonight. 1631 01:15:42,819 --> 01:15:44,648 Yeah. You got something. 1632 01:15:44,752 --> 01:15:45,891 No, no, no, no, no, no, Jonathan. 1633 01:15:45,994 --> 01:15:46,926 No! 1634 01:15:47,030 --> 01:15:48,341 -Leave her alone. -Sorry, Mom. 1635 01:15:50,033 --> 01:15:54,140 You know, I thought maybe you guys would be proud of me. 1636 01:15:54,693 --> 01:15:56,073 We're proud of you for fighting in public 1637 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:58,179 and getting us 86'd from our favorite burger place. 1638 01:15:58,282 --> 01:15:59,594 Thanks a lot. 1639 01:15:59,698 --> 01:16:01,113 I bet Davey's upset. 1640 01:16:01,216 --> 01:16:02,942 I bet he is, too, because I told him 1641 01:16:03,046 --> 01:16:05,082 I'm not interested in him anymore. 1642 01:16:07,913 --> 01:16:10,363 Is that true? Really? 1643 01:16:12,607 --> 01:16:14,057 You're lucky no one called the cops. 1644 01:16:14,471 --> 01:16:16,577 You know, you could use vinegar to get the grease out. 1645 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,233 You wouldn't even need the shampoo. 1646 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:19,890 Thanks, Mom. 1647 01:16:19,994 --> 01:16:22,306 Man, this crime family is bumming me the fuck out. 1648 01:16:23,687 --> 01:16:25,171 Guys, the only way I can calm down right now 1649 01:16:25,275 --> 01:16:28,002 is if we listen to some lo-fi chill beats. 1650 01:16:39,634 --> 01:16:41,671 Come on. It's your turn. 1651 01:16:42,568 --> 01:16:44,639 Babe, we've gone over this. 1652 01:16:44,743 --> 01:16:46,641 I'm the brains. You're the brawn. 1653 01:16:46,745 --> 01:16:48,539 That means you do what I say while I sit here 1654 01:16:48,643 --> 01:16:49,817 and look cute, remember? 1655 01:16:51,819 --> 01:16:54,994 Wow, you're so ruthless. 1656 01:16:55,616 --> 01:16:58,757 I know. Now give me a forehead kiss. 1657 01:17:08,076 --> 01:17:10,389 You know, it's not even a maximum security prison, 1658 01:17:10,492 --> 01:17:12,460 so it's kind of chill. 1659 01:17:12,563 --> 01:17:14,082 He even gets to keep his own magazines. 1660 01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:16,395 Are you gonna visit him? 1661 01:17:16,671 --> 01:17:18,224 They don't allow conjugal visits, 1662 01:17:18,328 --> 01:17:20,399 so I'll probably just wait out the 14 months. 1663 01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:21,883 Very progressive of you 1664 01:17:21,987 --> 01:17:23,436 to even consider dating a known felon. 1665 01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:25,335 I know. 1666 01:17:25,887 --> 01:17:28,062 It's kind of wild, but ever since we got robbed, 1667 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:31,272 I just want to stay out of my comfort zone. 1668 01:17:31,824 --> 01:17:33,826 How do your parents feel about the possibility? 1669 01:17:34,551 --> 01:17:37,002 Um, they're happy, you know, 1670 01:17:37,105 --> 01:17:40,419 as long as I'm not talking about...you know who. 1671 01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:42,110 Your whole family's evolved. 1672 01:17:42,455 --> 01:17:44,803 Well, everyone except my brother. He's still a loser. 1673 01:17:45,355 --> 01:17:48,461 Right. Are you going to move out and get your own place now? 1674 01:17:49,428 --> 01:17:52,914 No, but I could see myself 1675 01:17:53,018 --> 01:17:55,192 getting off their phone plan eventually. 1676 01:17:56,953 --> 01:17:58,437 I messed it up. 1677 01:17:58,540 --> 01:17:59,541 Start over. 1678 01:17:59,852 --> 01:18:01,474 Okay. 1679 01:18:02,441 --> 01:18:07,066 One, two, three... 1680 01:18:28,053 --> 01:18:28,985 Hungry? 1681 01:18:31,228 --> 01:18:31,953 Sure. 1682 01:18:51,214 --> 01:18:53,250 I'm sorry I went to your gambling bar. 1683 01:18:54,424 --> 01:18:57,496 It's fine. I think they all kind of fear me now. 1684 01:18:58,324 --> 01:18:59,084 In a good way. 1685 01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:01,880 Cool. 1686 01:19:03,674 --> 01:19:07,817 So you definitely didn't rob the pharmacy to, like, 1687 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,577 pay off a bookie or something, right? 1688 01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:11,959 -What? -It's fine if you did. 1689 01:19:12,062 --> 01:19:13,063 I won't tell anyone. 1690 01:19:13,408 --> 01:19:14,824 I mean, I'll probably blackmail you 1691 01:19:14,927 --> 01:19:16,791 into buying me a new car, but-- 1692 01:19:16,998 --> 01:19:20,450 Why would I rob the only place my daughter can get a job? 1693 01:19:20,553 --> 01:19:24,247 I don't know, it doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. 1694 01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:27,629 I've just been racking my brain over and over again 1695 01:19:27,733 --> 01:19:28,976 trying to figure this out. 1696 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:35,361 First of all, I can tell you this. 1697 01:19:35,810 --> 01:19:39,607 That the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. 1698 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:43,922 And secondly, I'm up with all my bookies. 1699 01:19:44,025 --> 01:19:48,133 I don't owe anyone shit, especially not my kid. 1700 01:19:48,719 --> 01:19:50,583 Does Mom know about your winnings? 1701 01:19:52,689 --> 01:19:55,347 You're good. All right. 1702 01:19:59,213 --> 01:20:01,008 It's been a while since I gave you any allowance. 1703 01:20:05,322 --> 01:20:07,428 I'm gonna go get some more milk. 1704 01:20:18,232 --> 01:20:21,511 All I'm saying is, I think Dad might be up. 1705 01:20:21,614 --> 01:20:22,650 You should check with him. 1706 01:20:22,753 --> 01:20:25,273 Junebug, if I was really concerned about 1707 01:20:25,377 --> 01:20:27,068 your father's gambling, I wouldn't have married him. 1708 01:20:28,242 --> 01:20:28,829 Whatever. 1709 01:20:28,932 --> 01:20:30,692 No, no. Please continue. 1710 01:20:30,796 --> 01:20:32,384 Who else would you like to tattle on? 1711 01:20:32,487 --> 01:20:34,627 I wish I had something to tattle on Jonathan for 1712 01:20:34,731 --> 01:20:36,457 'cause I hate him. 1713 01:20:36,837 --> 01:20:39,425 You know, Jonathan is not a stooge. 1714 01:20:39,529 --> 01:20:42,739 He's capable of a lot more than you give him credit for. 1715 01:20:42,843 --> 01:20:45,052 I mean, I'm not saying he's a mastermind 1716 01:20:45,155 --> 01:20:48,779 or that he's got some proclivity for genius. 1717 01:20:48,883 --> 01:20:52,093 No, but there is something about him that's very clever. 1718 01:20:52,335 --> 01:20:55,476 Something that people don't really see on the surface. 1719 01:20:55,579 --> 01:20:59,307 They're blinded by his language and his shenanigans, I suppose. 1720 01:20:59,411 --> 01:21:00,930 No, as a child, he had a way 1721 01:21:01,033 --> 01:21:03,622 to kind of feel out the situation, 1722 01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:06,797 get what he wanted out of it without anyone even knowing. 1723 01:21:07,212 --> 01:21:09,421 Now, you, on the other hand, you know, 1724 01:21:10,111 --> 01:21:14,115 I see myself in you, but more around the age of five. 1725 01:21:16,290 --> 01:21:18,361 Yo, you're in my space. 1726 01:21:18,464 --> 01:21:19,603 Get out of here. 1727 01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,957 Do you have anything you want to say to me? 1728 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:30,097 Yeah. Get out of my room. 1729 01:21:31,374 --> 01:21:32,375 Why'd you do it? 1730 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,827 I didn't touch your stupid fucking cupcake, okay? 1731 01:21:36,931 --> 01:21:38,415 I don't even know the combination. 1732 01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:41,246 And you never will. But let's stay on topic. 1733 01:21:41,971 --> 01:21:44,042 Why did you rob my pharmacy? 1734 01:21:44,145 --> 01:21:45,112 Um... 1735 01:21:47,942 --> 01:21:52,567 Yeah. Right. Why would I-- Yeah. Why would I do that? 1736 01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:54,397 Okay. No worries. 1737 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,054 I'm just gonna go tell Mom and Dad 1738 01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:58,332 that you stole Xanax and Adderall from my workplace. 1739 01:21:58,435 --> 01:22:02,784 Wait. Okay. It's-- It's not what it looks like. 1740 01:22:02,888 --> 01:22:03,889 All right? 1741 01:22:04,303 --> 01:22:06,409 Help me understand, Jonathan. 1742 01:22:06,857 --> 01:22:09,067 It's hard to talk about. 1743 01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:11,310 If you have a problem, we can get you help. 1744 01:22:12,829 --> 01:22:14,589 It's not something you can fix. 1745 01:22:14,693 --> 01:22:16,626 It's like permanent. 1746 01:22:17,178 --> 01:22:20,009 I'm sure everyone who does drugs feels like that. 1747 01:22:20,319 --> 01:22:23,219 No, I sold the Xanax and Adderall. 1748 01:22:23,322 --> 01:22:26,256 Okay? I just took those to throw the cops off. 1749 01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:29,363 I know you're a drug head. Stop lying to me. 1750 01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:32,366 What are you talking about? I just smoke weed. 1751 01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:33,919 It's legal, June. 1752 01:22:34,299 --> 01:22:37,785 Okay, so if this is all some big ploy to throw off the cops, 1753 01:22:37,888 --> 01:22:39,062 why did you rob us? 1754 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,133 For what? The Valtrex? 1755 01:22:42,065 --> 01:22:44,378 ...yeah. 1756 01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:46,449 What? That for people who have herpes. 1757 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:53,766 Someone had sex with you? 1758 01:22:53,870 --> 01:22:56,735 Ew! How? Who? 1759 01:22:56,838 --> 01:23:00,670 I don't know, I mean, my DMs are popping right now. 1760 01:23:00,773 --> 01:23:02,706 I don't know, I think it was maybe this one girl. 1761 01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:05,778 She, like, lives in the back of a pet store. 1762 01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:09,644 Mom was right. 1763 01:23:11,508 --> 01:23:13,890 Why didn't you just call Dr. Weisman? 1764 01:23:14,511 --> 01:23:16,168 I mean, he could have prescribed the shit, 1765 01:23:16,272 --> 01:23:18,343 but then he would have told Mom and Dad. 1766 01:23:18,584 --> 01:23:19,723 So? 1767 01:23:20,138 --> 01:23:21,311 I'm not like you, June. 1768 01:23:21,415 --> 01:23:23,555 I don't have to share everything with them. 1769 01:23:23,658 --> 01:23:25,039 All my sicknesses. 1770 01:23:25,315 --> 01:23:26,558 You know. Me out here. 1771 01:23:26,661 --> 01:23:28,698 Fair. We're different in that way. 1772 01:23:29,975 --> 01:23:32,219 I gotta hand it to you. I'm impressed. 1773 01:23:32,322 --> 01:23:36,775 You had sex with a person, and you robbed my pharmacy 1774 01:23:36,878 --> 01:23:38,225 and got away with it. Well played. 1775 01:23:38,328 --> 01:23:39,881 Well, thank you. I mean, it was mostly 1776 01:23:39,985 --> 01:23:41,573 YouTube tutorials at the end of the day, 1777 01:23:41,676 --> 01:23:43,540 but, look, I'm impressed with you because, 1778 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:47,096 I mean, it's cool you cracked the case. 1779 01:23:47,199 --> 01:23:48,166 That's amazing. 1780 01:23:48,476 --> 01:23:49,305 Thank you. 1781 01:23:49,408 --> 01:23:52,204 However, you caused a lot of pain 1782 01:23:52,308 --> 01:23:55,587 and suffering for Bill and me, especially for me. 1783 01:23:56,277 --> 01:23:59,936 Okay, that's...that's my bad. But you're not-- 1784 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,489 You're not going to tell Mom and Dad, right? 1785 01:24:01,662 --> 01:24:03,008 I don't have to. 1786 01:24:03,112 --> 01:24:06,184 As long as you commit right now to being my servant for a year. 1787 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,500 Okay. Fine. Yes. Great. Yeah, I'll do that. 1788 01:24:12,604 --> 01:24:14,951 You have to like and share every June Squad post, 1789 01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:16,263 including my live streams. 1790 01:24:16,366 --> 01:24:17,988 Okay. Come on. Seriously? 1791 01:24:18,437 --> 01:24:22,131 Okay. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Great. Yes. Okay, fine. 1792 01:24:22,234 --> 01:24:23,856 Pleasure doing business with you. 1793 01:24:29,276 --> 01:24:31,726 You can consider me your parole officer. 1794 01:24:32,348 --> 01:24:34,798 I take my breakfast cereal with oat milk. 1795 01:24:37,249 --> 01:24:40,597 I have a PO? That's kind of hard. 1796 01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:46,293 Yeah, I know. 1797 01:24:47,466 --> 01:24:49,710 Yeah, honestly, the last few days have been crazy, 1798 01:24:50,193 --> 01:24:52,299 but also kind of fun. I don't know. 1799 01:24:52,402 --> 01:24:54,542 My God, thank you. 1800 01:24:55,267 --> 01:24:57,649 Yeah, weirdly, solving crimes has been really good 1801 01:24:57,752 --> 01:24:59,513 for my complexion. 1802 01:24:59,685 --> 01:25:00,824 Maybe take a screenshot. 1803 01:25:03,517 --> 01:25:06,658 Um, yeah, I would say I learned a lot. 1804 01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:12,042 Um, I learned a lot about my mom and dad. Right? 1805 01:25:12,388 --> 01:25:14,907 I learned way too much about my little brother. 1806 01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:17,876 I learned about my ex-boyfriend. 1807 01:25:18,325 --> 01:25:21,293 I learned Dr. Weisman is still a freak. 1808 01:25:22,777 --> 01:25:24,986 My God. Wait. You guys are right. 1809 01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:28,507 That is the first time I've ever called him my ex-boyfriend. 1810 01:25:30,923 --> 01:25:32,270 My God. 1811 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,306 You know what? 1812 01:25:34,617 --> 01:25:37,827 I'm gonna go celebrate my newfound emotional maturity. 1813 01:25:38,379 --> 01:25:39,760 How's that sound? 1814 01:25:40,278 --> 01:25:41,934 All right. Bye, June Squad. I love you guys. 1815 01:26:19,213 --> 01:26:20,318 Let's do this. 1816 01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:28,291 That's so good! 1817 01:26:30,224 --> 01:26:31,536 I knew you wouldn't be stale. 1818 01:26:36,196 --> 01:26:37,818 Okay. Maybe a little stale. 1819 01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:38,991 It's okay. 1820 01:26:45,135 --> 01:26:47,483 ♪ Fuck it, I got money on my mind ♪ 1821 01:26:47,586 --> 01:26:49,209 ♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek 1822 01:26:49,312 --> 01:26:51,141 ♪ It don't even tell the time 1823 01:26:51,659 --> 01:26:54,179 ♪ Fuck it, is you deaf, or is you blind? ♪ 1824 01:26:54,283 --> 01:26:55,456 ♪ I ain't going nowhere yet 1825 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:57,286 ♪ I'ma stay here for a while 1826 01:26:57,976 --> 01:26:59,943 ♪ Spotlight, bitch 1827 01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:01,186 ♪ I'm in the spotlight, bitch 1828 01:27:01,290 --> 01:27:02,705 ♪ Talking that shit 1829 01:27:02,808 --> 01:27:04,327 ♪ Still out here getting rich 1830 01:27:04,431 --> 01:27:06,329 ♪ Y'all bitches be messy, messy ♪ 1831 01:27:06,433 --> 01:27:07,882 ♪ Don't ever come test me, test me ♪ 1832 01:27:07,986 --> 01:27:09,263 ♪ Online you so lovey dovey 1833 01:27:09,367 --> 01:27:11,058 ♪ But your babydad text me, text me ♪ 1834 01:27:11,161 --> 01:27:14,510 ♪ Now point at the baddest bitch out worldwide ♪ 1835 01:27:14,613 --> 01:27:16,443 ♪ I'ma problem, hoes they know what I'm about ♪ 1836 01:27:16,546 --> 01:27:18,790 ♪ Any side, yeah, I'm known from east to west ♪ 1837 01:27:18,893 --> 01:27:19,825 ♪ And north to south 1838 01:27:20,067 --> 01:27:21,275 ♪ Careful how you say my name ♪ 1839 01:27:21,379 --> 01:27:23,139 ♪ 'Cause that shit coming back around ♪ 1840 01:27:23,519 --> 01:27:25,831 ♪ I go bad on the beat, sweet bon appetit ♪ 1841 01:27:26,315 --> 01:27:28,144 ♪ Ain't no fucking with me ♪ 1842 01:27:28,248 --> 01:27:29,490 ♪ Lil baddie a beast 1843 01:27:30,077 --> 01:27:31,181 ♪ I don't need your critique ♪ 1844 01:27:31,285 --> 01:27:32,735 ♪ Go suck on a bleep 1845 01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:35,876 ♪ Little beat beat bitch, I'm the shit ♪ 1846 01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,948 ♪ Fuck it, I got money on my mind ♪ 1847 01:27:39,051 --> 01:27:40,329 ♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek 1848 01:27:40,432 --> 01:27:42,227 ♪ It don't even tell the time 1849 01:27:42,779 --> 01:27:45,230 ♪ Fuck it, is you deaf, or is you blind? ♪ 1850 01:27:45,334 --> 01:27:46,645 ♪ I ain't going nowhere yet 1851 01:27:46,749 --> 01:27:48,647 ♪ I'ma stay here for a while 138649