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♪ Weave stories ♪

♪ Between people without principle. ♪

♪ There is no love in a beautiful life, ♪

♪ She's almost completely faded. ♪

♪ Fool me again, ♪

♪ It's all so much fun. ♪

♪ Forget you, Forget about everything, ♪

♪ She said how she cut it off. ♪

♪ Word plays, complete lies, ♪

♪ I hope you don’t kill me at dinner. ♪

♪ Look into your eyes, you will understand everything, ♪

♪ You will understand everything. ♪

♪ For one night or forever. ♪

♪ My jealousy is on the front page. ♪

♪ Double role in one game. ♪

♪ Who do you have to be to please everyone? ♪

♪ For one night or forever ♪

♪ My jealousy is on the front page. ♪

♪ Double role in one game. ♪

♪ Who do you have to be to please everyone? ♪

Well, as they say, welcome to Patrick.

Even though you’re a newcomer, you already know for sure -

Our neighborhood is special.

The whole world is in panic, everyone is afraid of what will happen tomorrow...

Everyone is hysterical, they are buying buckwheat back and forth.

And on Patricks everything is sunny, everyone is smiling and drinking wine.

Do you know why?

Because the one who coped with life on Patricks,

nothing will surprise or scare him anymore.

Just live in our area, you will find a way out of any situation

and you will live even better.

Petrusha... Tell me, you know what?

By any chance, have you seen this kind of lace underwear I have, a set,

Do you like it, and the stockings that go with it are also pretty?

The girls and I just decided to make our own loaf.

But I don’t know, should I go there during the parade or what?

Petya, tell me

What medications should I take there, for a loaf?

Activated carbon.

Khadyakov!

Petya, what’s going on with you, huh?

I'm back to you! I apologized a hundred times!

Nothing.

Don't you even care what I'm telling you right now?

I don’t care about anything. It makes no sense.

Not with anything.

M...

It's clear.

- Valentina Nikolaevna. - Misha, hello, my dear.

Tell me, do you happen to know

Why is General Khadyakov depressed?

I can not know. He's been like this for a long time.

He doesn't want anything. Apathy.

Listen...

So, Mish, listen to me carefully.

Do whatever you want, any methods, I allow everything, but...

if you don't bring General Khadyakov back to life,

I'll hand you over to Volevoy for sabotage!

Understood me?

Understood.

Comrade Valentina.

Philologist. Oksana.

Knows the taboo vocabulary of the Pushkin era.

He wants to use her for depraved purposes.

No.

Diana. Works as a model in Stroganovka.

In his free time from art, he enjoys erotic clowning.

So, that's it. Enough. This is where I already have it.

Pyotr Sanych... Then can I have a model?

Maybe Masha by the thigh.

And the goat on the train.

It can be arranged, Pyotr Sanych. And Vitka for the tit.

Well, yes. And Eropka for the ass.

- Polinka for a pin. - And a hedgehog for a rope.

Okay, okay, that's enough. Your head is already pounding.

- Free. - Eat.

Eat.

What the hell is this? Couldn't you think of anything more interesting?

Why did you agree to go with you?

I would be fine sitting at home right now.

They would lie down. But here it’s still somehow... maybe more interesting.

What didn't I see here?

I want to get out.

It's my fault, Comrade General.

Have a glass and go home. I'm tired of it already.

As you say, Pyotr Sanych.

Soon, without Pyotr Sanych, all the contracts will start to disappear.

And we’ve been sitting like this for a month without bonuses.

We need to somehow stir up the general.

I have an invitation to an interesting event.

Well, he’s unlikely to go anywhere now in this state of mind.

The main thing is that the spirit remains. And then it’s a matter of little things.

Well, I wouldn’t say that about the general.

Well, maybe it will work.

Where have you dragged me again, another rogue again?

On the contrary, Pyotr Sanych,

This is a cultural event, you can only watch.

What a beautiful cellist.

I didn't know I loved the cello so much.

How can I communicate with her better?

She is a world-class star and comes to Russia only on special occasions.

And only for the purpose of playing music.

In playing other instruments, so to speak, he refuses.

Well, give her the money.

Many have tried.

Not at all.

They tried poorly.

There are no such fortresses

which General Khadyakov would not have taken.

- Amazing concert. - Thank you.

Could you play for me exclusively?

Just you and me.

Commendable passion for the classics. But no.

You use the bow amazingly.

Nice to hear.

Such talent should not be wasted. I can be very generous.

It's not a question of money.

What do you want?

Love.

Valentina Nikolaevna, your order has been carried out.

Pyotr Sanych is back in action.

Thank you, Misha.

Only he is a b...dun and an unprincipled brute.

Like, in fact, all men.

This story is straight out of a marketing textbook.

Well, no one will just read the textbook.

And about prostitutes, everyone will definitely warm their ears.

But we are talking about the importance

a unique competitive advantage in the labor market.

No, well, it’s not that I want to,

so that people go to music school for such an ending.

Well just…

Well, in general. You understand me, right?

- Vyacheslav Markovich. - M?

They asked me to wake him up.

Vyacheslav Markovich.

It's time to get up.

Vyacheslav Markovich!

Vyacheslav Markovich!

Vyacheslav Markovich, they asked me to wake him up.

Go away.

Luda.

Okay, calm down. Do not give. That's it, let's go, let's go.

We'll go in quietly. Calmly.

- Eva, Nika! - Dad!

My sweet!

- Hello, Vyacheslav Markovich. - Maria Yuryevna, good afternoon.

Eva and Nika are going on an excursion today.

But Lyudmila Alexandrovna did not notify me,

that you will take the girls.

Well, I'm a father. So I notified you.

- Well, okay, I don't mind. - Wonderful. Thank you.

Well? Shall we go for a ride on this? A!

Please.

We've had enough.

Well, well, my jumping bunnies, huh?

Dad, maybe we can go to Mac?

- At McDuck, you mean? - Yes.

In "Makdak", in "Makdak"...

So.

Listen, your mother gives you pocket money.

- Yes. - But we won’t give it to you.

But don't.

We can double your capital.

- Do you know who dad has? - Who?

But attention here.

- Ugh, dad! - Ugh!

To some, “ugh”, and to others, the legendary Dad, the runner cockroach.

Haven't lost a single race yet. Well?

Do you want to earn a little extra money?

- Yes! - Certainly.

Oops! We take the backpacks.

- Great. Everything is quiet? - Great.

Forward.

Dad, but if you don't give us our money back,

We'll tell mom everything.

Come on, come on, come on!

- Oops! - Greetings, Vyacheslav Markovich.

Maratik, greetings.

- What kind of girls are these? - My daughters.

What? The process is underway, I see, right?

I want to show my runner. Dad.

And here is our mother.

- Yes, Luda, hello. - Slavik, did you eat?

You were told not to go near children.

Man, I feel bad without them. It's also very bad without you.

Why is it so noisy here? Where are you?

Yes, we are at McDuck, there are just a lot of people here.

Slav, why are you setting me up, huh?

If I take the girls now, I will be a bad mother!

So be good, Luda.

I'll bring the girls...

in 30 minutes.

A minute later - and you're fucked!

All is good.

Come on, come on, come on!

Won!

Give the winnings here!

He's immortal, or what?

Steal my granddaughters!

What if he doesn’t return them, but takes them somewhere?

Don't be afraid, I will lift everyone up.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

So, girls, now let’s double our winnings and go home.

- Dad, maybe that's enough? - Everything is under control, normal.

5 thousand! 5 thousand for Dad.

- Where is he? So where? - I don't know, dad.

I'm here.

And I told you, it’s high time to leave for London.

Yes, dad, you're right, you need to decide on a new life in London.

Mom!

And…

- Dog. - Dad, that's it.

That's it, come on. Go there. Stand there, wait.

Come here. Go-go.

- Mom, dad lost all our money... - Luda!

-...we are not to blame. - Luda!

- What do you want? - Yes, I'm late.

And he lost all the money. But I wanted to make money...

for us, for the family.

I’ll prove it to you, I’ll earn money and come back...

Alexander Petrovich...

- I... - Shut up!

- If it weren’t for my daughter, I would have put you in... - Dad, that’s it, let’s go.

I'll make money and come back!

I’ll earn money and come back...

Everyone says money spoils children.

Not a damn thing like that.

Money, first of all, spoils parents,

who begin to pay off children.

Instead of spending time with them. Understood?

Well, with all my heart.

Money is evil. This is how I tell you...

I am an experienced janitor and I declare responsibly. Understood?

Yes.

The presentation, Pash, is good, but...

we need to come up with a different name and slogan.

- Understand? So that it sticks. - Got it, I’ll do everything.

- That's it, run. - When will I get paid?

You finish the work first, and then we won’t offend you.

Yes, but I need it now.

Come on! Do you know who this is?

No. Saw it a couple of times.

This is Dmitry Arkadyevich.

Come on. Which “Ural”...

He knows what to invest in.

Maybe then come over and ask?

Well, go try it.

Pash, are you a fool?

Let's go.

All that is required of you is -

it's just moving your feet.

I don't know, Pash. I think this is stupid.

And we will pay you.

M?

Cold.

I’ve been wanting to start running for a long time anyway.

Lazy…

And I know how to reach this oligarch.

Damn, he runs like an ostrich.

- It seems he turned on me. - This is good.

Just don’t get acquainted right away, let him take a closer look.

- Yeah? - OK.

Are you hurt?

No, just a cramp.

- Julia. - Dima.

Very nice. Are you an athlete?

- No, I’m just warming up. - M...

But I just started running. Maybe it's possible with you?

Join us.

Let's run.

- Why, can I talk to you? - Can.

And you what do you do?

Investments. Nothing interesting.

No, why? Interesting.

- And why do you need it? - Well…

My grandmother recently died and left a small inheritance.

I'm thinking about how to properly dispose of them.

Maybe you can tell me something?

- Well? - Well?

Now.

Short at Kolyamba Pimp Group with entry up to twenty,

and the goal is ten.

Are you sure you remember everything?

How do I know?

- But. - Pash,

but it worked.

Since yesterday, an increase of 30 points.

Lyon, well, congratulations.

Listen, tell me, what about payment for my source of information?

$500 for a run - okay?

Well, if she takes a stroll, then of course, yes. It's coming.

Okay, a thousand. And that's the ceiling.

I'll try to come to an agreement. Let's.

M? M...

- What? - Listen, about paying you.

He says 300 is the ceiling.

No, 500 minimum, otherwise run yourself.

Okay, I...

I'll try to come to an agreement.

Try.

"Nextprombank".

"GPY Entertainment".

"Gaztorg International".

300 percent in a day?!

Holy shit!

Crap! This dude is truly a genius.

Yes, you are the genius. You, Pasha, are a genius!

Please repeat it to my friend.

Deserved it.

I'm done. That's it, I can't do it anymore.

So, how are you doing on the stock exchange?

Yes, it seems like nothing.

Grandmother's inheritance is not wasted. Thank you.

I decided to display all positions in the cache and invest them in one direction.

- Will you tell me? - You shouldn't.

Risky investment.

Well, I'm willing to take the risk.

"ECB bionanotechnologies".

-Are you sure? - Yes.

Well, they invented a device for cellular rejuvenation,

which they are ready to buy at Stanford.

Dmitry said it was a jackpot, and he put everything into it.

To her.

And he told us not to come in with all the money. Like, risk.

Well, he does everything himself.

- Well, we’ll go to any lengths. - And I’ll go for everything.

Guys, it's a pleasure to work with you!

Listen, dad, we can't leave you for too long.

As soon as I leave, they are already attacking me.

Come on. Some kind of kindergarten.

You'll just have to wash the apartment yourself.

The girl was dragged in.

It turned out funny.

Well, are we in space?

Fuck, it's all money! That's it, bitch, fucking money! Damn!

They gave us a hundred.

It's a small thing, but nice.

- We lost everything, everything fell! - What happened?

Yes, we were fucked hard, Pasha!

- Don’t you feel sorry for them? - No.

They want everything for free, quickly.

But they don’t even try to study and work.

B...d!

It's your own fault. There will be a lesson for them for the future.

Maybe they'll understand something.

Let's go to.

This is fucked up.

I will die a beggar.

Oh, stop it.

- But I pumped up my ass well. - Yeah.

Now everything we have is one big continuous ass.

- Where are you going? - Go for a run.

There are no draws on the Patricks. Not provided for by the rules.

That is, either you cheat someone, or you.

And unlike the jungle, there is a food chain

can turn around in any direction like this, in five minutes.

It seems like you’re already ready to devour someone,

and then - once, oops, and you’re already on his skewer.

Darwin three point zero.

Man, man.

Ir, Ir, well, I’m sleeping, really.

Ir, well... well, where, where are you going, Ir.

Well, I’m not 20 years old to do this every day, really.

Well, I... I'm very, very, very tired.

I wouldn't eat flour if I were you.

And we don’t sit on our phones at the table.

- Well why are you quiet? - M?

I wanted to tonight

to see Slavik, sit and chat.

It would be better to remain silent.

Oh, I have to go to work. I ran.

Bye.

And I'm off to school.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I want sex all the time.

I'm angry.

Nervous. I'm losing my temper at home...

well, more than usual.

- Have you tried any toys? - No, this is all wrong, it doesn’t help.

Massage ions?

And what's that? Sex with Bigfoot?

Well, sort of. Write down the address.

Hello.

Hello.

Don't worry please.

Place your hand on the vaginal area.

Listen.

Tell her that you love her and appreciate her

and want to establish a connection between you.

Listen, I came for a massage, not for vagina monologues.

But we need to take this step.

Hey, you there... I want to make a connection.

Very good. Roll over onto your stomach.

God bless Bigfoot!

This yeti massage is amazing!

- Ioni, Ir. - Well, ions.

- You tried? - No.

- But I think it will have to. - No, this is delight! You try.

ABOUT!

Pizza!

Sorry, I suddenly just wanted something...

Well, that's right. There is no need to deny yourself pleasure.

Cold. But delicious!

- Maybe you would like some wine? - Why not?

Pour some for Andryusha too.

And what? My grandmother recommended it, and she is a doctor.

- Mom. - A?

I got a bad grade in math.

So, you are a humanist with us.

M?

- Well, let's clink glasses? - Yes.

Do not drink.

- Ir. - M?

- Well? - In general, I’m ready.

- No, no, no, it's too late. - Ir.

- No, it's all. - Well, I'm very ready.

I am ready to perform a marital favor.

Joke.

- Ir. - Kostya,

I want to sleep.

- Ir. - M?

Where is Andryusha?

- At the tutor's. - M...

- Well, Kostya. I'm fine as it is. - Well, Ir...

Irina, I feel so bad. Ir...

That's it, don't pester me,

I'm in a hurry, I have to go out for a massage soon.

This massage again.

Hello.

Hey.

What do you have here, really yoga?

We have a massage parlor.

M...

Can I, you know, my lower back is sore and...

I'm sorry, but we have yoni massage.

This is a healing practice for women only.

Ah… ions.

Yes.

Well, then I’ll go and look around the area for men.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Namaste.

Hello.

I look forward to our every massage!

I have never had such an orgasm in my life.

Why?

Why do you have such a strange voice?

Because I'm yours...

husband!

But Comrade Stalin predicted everything a long time ago.

We don't have any irreplaceable people. Brilliant phrase.

We men think that the light has come down on us like a wedge, well, in sex.

And therefore, sooner or later, they

they will crawl to one of us anyway.

But it turns out, no.

They can easily cope without us.

I haven’t talked about toys yet, you know?

Therefore, guys,

We're going to the final battle. Until first blood.

- Hello. - Hello.

Let's.

Let's.

The cheek will not kiss itself.

Will you have pasta? Or should I cook something else?

I can fish.

I'll eat whatever.

Everything is there.

Well, then fish.

Today we will stay at home and watch a movie.

- Yes. - What are we going to watch?

Can you choose for yourself?

Well... you fell asleep during the last movie. Maybe him?

Let's.

Good afternoon, Vera Petrovna.

Hi all.

Let's get straight to the point. What about the tender for Tinkoff?

Ah... in order of nonsense.

What if you offered them this slogan:

"Black card - get cashback."

Really nonsense.

What should we convey to a potential client?

Well, black means comfortable.

Yes? Everyone already knows this. What does this give us?

Let's talk about increased cashback and bonuses from partners.

I looked, there are just a bunch of them here.

At least someone is thinking straight.

We are developing this idea. Zoya, you are making a presentation. Len, texts.

Alin, you coordinate. Let's get to work.

What happened to you? Why are you so angry? You swear at everyone.

- Well, apparently, there is no one to quarrel with at home. - Why?

Because Nikita doesn't swear.

Because he's always, bitch, calm

and I almost always agree to everything.

I don't even need to get to the bottom of it.

We live at my house, and I’m always afraid of hurting him with something.

I love you, Ver.

Thank you.

But I'm worried.

For some reason it seems that you don't love me.

So.

-Are you serious now? - Quite.

What if I can't live without you?

Stop doing that.

No, well, really, I’m scared to even think that you...

you don't love me.

I want to go out the window.

I can’t, I can’t live without you.

I need you a lot. Come here.

I'll hug you and everything will pass. Yes?

What if he hangs himself with my stockings?

All his threats are cheap manipulation.

Lord, what could we come up with so that he would somehow merge on his own?

Hello.

Ugh, take them away.

What's wrong?

I knew it! All your love is fake!

- Something happened? - Yes…

Nothing happened. I'm just allergic to them.

Why, did you go somewhere?

In terms of? I threw away the irises.

I don't like roses either.

Look, okay, sorry, sorry, I just freaked out.

Come on, sit next to me.

Sorry.

M...

Who's calling us at night?

- Mother. - Mother?

Yes. Mother. Come on...

Mother. Now let's see who is registered under our mother.

Hey baby, why are you throwing me off?

Baby?

Well hello baby!

I wonder who is sleeping with my...

Ver, are you fucked?

That's it. Gave me the keys.

In short, it’s all somehow very complicated. I'm tired. All.

I miss Roma for some reason.

I'm not surprised at all.

Oh, these are all very important things.

A person’s lifestyle largely depends on the construction of a wall,

his peace or his isolation.

Maybe this is his last wall.

This means that there are two types of interfloor floors: ribbed and hollow-core.

- And I like the ribbed one. - And for me it’s pimply.

Funny.

I wonder if he's doing well?

Was. Until you remembered about him.

Let's talk about protecting the frame from deformation.

- Yes? - Ah... I would like to clarify.

Are crossbars connected to columns using any type of welding?

- Absolutely right. - In any case?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Well, you can always call him. And he will gladly send you.

What kind of person are you anyway...

- Bitch? - Yes.

There is such a thing.