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- Previously on In the Dark...
- I have retinitis pigmentosa,
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so I lost my vision
completely when I was 14.
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JOY: We match hundreds
of the visually impaired
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with Seeing Eye dogs.
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FELIX: You pay Murphy to work here,
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and she doesn't do anything except
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eat candy bars and take naps.
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JESS: A couple years ago, she got mugged.
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She probably would have died
if Tyson hadn't have seen it
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- and stopped the guy.
- Oh, my gosh. Help!
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Something happening to Tyson
is probably the worst thing
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that could ever happen to her.
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Someone killed your cousin, Darnell.
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Ty is fine.
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You're Tyson's mom?
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He's not okay, is he?
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You know Darnell?
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MAX: Yeah, he's my boy.
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Want to grab a drink?
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Fine, one drink.
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JESS: It's a program for
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a dance recital at Fairview High School.
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He drew a little heart
next to "Keira Shields."
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Maybe she knows what happened to Tyson.
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♪ Good ♪
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♪ And I've tried ♪
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♪ I can't forget it ♪
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♪ Yeah, you always burn me up... ♪
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Hello, Murphy.
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Hey.
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So, this is your spot, huh?
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Is it as horrible as I think it is?
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Worse. Need a refill?
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Uh, I'm good for now.
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Double bourbon on the rocks, please.
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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You want to play a game of pool?
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(SCOFFS) I don't think that's possible.
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Why not? You got two hands.
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Come on, let's play a round.
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♪ I'm feelin' good. ♪
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♪ Taking steps in my direction... ♪
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All right, so keep this arm straight.
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And the hand steady. You all right?
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- Yep.
- Yeah? Got it?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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♪ You say I'm foolish... ♪
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Now just hit it toward my voice.
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This is stupid.
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Just hit it.
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Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
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- Hit it, hit it, hit it...
- Oh, my God, fine.
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♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
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♪ Glaciers have melted to the sea ♪
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Did I win?
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♪ I wish the tide ♪
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♪ Could take me over ♪
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♪ I've been down on my knees ♪
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♪ And you just keep on getting closer ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay... ♪
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(COUGHING, HACKING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Should we go to your place?
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I have a thing in the morning.
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A thing?
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Wow, wow. Sounds important.
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It is. I have to talk to Keira.
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Tyson's girlfriend.
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She might have been the
last person to see him.
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Okay.
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Um... you got plans tomorrow night?
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♪ To keep you satisfied... ♪
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No.
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♪ Ay, ay... ♪
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Want to hang?
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♪ And I've done things in small doses ♪
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Sure.
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♪ So don't think
that I'm pushing you away... ♪
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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So, you're hanging out
with Max again tonight. Wow.
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You like him.
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- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
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We didn't even have sex;
we just made out.
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Oh, God. You love him.
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Shut up. I do not.
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You know what, I'm going
to have to sex with him tonight
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just to prove how much I don't like him.
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Cool plan. I'm sure that'll work.
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Come on. Let's focus on Keira.
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It's so weird that Tyson never
told me he had a girlfriend.
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Well, maybe you didn't know him
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- as well as you thought.
- (SIGHS)
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You know what she looks like, right?
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Yeah, sort of. Her Instagram's private,
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but that tiny little profile pic thingy,
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she's smoking a blunt.
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Follow the pot smoke. Got it.
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- Incoming. Security.
- I'll handle.
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Do you have a pass?
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I lost mine. I just need to speak
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with a student, Keira Shields.
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We'll just be a second.
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You need a pass.
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Do we really, though?
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Have a good day, ma'am.
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Ah, get bent, sir.
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(LINE RINGING)
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DEAN (OVER PHONE): Hello.
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Hey, could you break me
into a high school?
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I think I have a lead on Tyson's
girlfriend, but the security
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- at the school are being jerks.
- What do you think
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the answer to this question
is going to be?
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Tyson is a missing person now.
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We're working on it.
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Bye, Murphy.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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I'll get it.
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Who's that?
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- Food truck guy.
- Ooh.
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- Shut up.
- Murphy, you have a crush.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause that's totally my thing.
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Hey, come up.
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MAX: Come down. Let's go eat.
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Come up. We're having sex.
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MAX: Oh, sorry to interrupt.
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Call me when you're through.
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- MURPHY: Just get up here.
- (BUZZING)
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See, Jess? I don't like him.
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- Then why is your hair all shiny?
- 'Cause she washed it.
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I washed it because I spilled
a bunch of stuff in it.
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Like shampoo?
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MAX: Hey.
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Let's go to my room.
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Hi.
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(GRUNTS)
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♪ My baby is a freak like me ♪
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♪ And she knows just what I like ♪
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♪ She carries all the keys
to the places ♪
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♪ That no one dares to find ♪
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♪ She won't tell nobody... ♪
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What are you doing? Are you naked?
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I'm looking at you.
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I said we are having sex.
That's not how sex works.
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Explain to me how sex works. It's, uh...
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- my first time.
- Is it?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I can tell.
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It's not that hard.
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Uh, first, you service
me for 20 to 40 minutes,
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and then I, uh,
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kick you out and...
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never talk to you again.
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Boom. Sex.
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But, seriously, take off your clothes.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Take off your... Oh, my God.
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♪ If they talked, they'd probably ♪
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♪ Tell you all about love ♪
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♪ ♪
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(MAX GRUNTING)
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♪ Oh, concubine, what are you made of? ♪
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♪ No resource on this earth
is that soft. ♪
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I think I might actually like you.
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What?
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Shut up. You like me, too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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- (THUD)
- (MAX GROANING)
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You okay?
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- (GROANING)
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Max?
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Jess? Jess, there's something
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seriously wrong with Max's penis.
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- What?
- His penis.
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There's something wrong with it.
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Oh, I knew he was too perfect-looking.
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No. I did something.
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Jess, I need you to look at it.
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You want me to look at his junk?
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Well, I can't, and you're a doctor.
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And a lesbian. Please, he's freaking out.
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This is exactly how I always dreamed
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of seeing my first penis.
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- (EXHALES SLOWLY)
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Hi.
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It hurts to breathe. (GRUNTS)
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Let me have a little look-see? Okay.
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- Um, it's very purple.
- I know.
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I saw a case like this back in school.
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Uh, an orangutan fell out of a tree
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with an erection. (CLEARS THROAT)
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It looks like you broke it.
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Or sprained it. It's hard to diagnose.
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- You broke it.
- Or sprained it.
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- (GROANS)
- You're going to want to stay off
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your feet and ice it for a few days.
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What kind of doctor are you?
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She's a vet.
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- Perfect.
- JESS: Here's a fun fact.
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The same thing happens to octopuses.
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The female just breaks it
right off after sex.
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Super fun fact, yeah.
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Read the room, Jess.
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JESS: How did that even happen?
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He... (SIGHS)
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He, like, caressed my hair
and told me he likes me.
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What kind of psycho does that during sex?
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- (KNOCKS ON GLASS)
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You're late.
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Now, this might fly when
your parents are in charge,
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but things are going
to be a lot different
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around here this week, okay?
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Oh, yeah? Where are my parents?
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Hello. The Ride for
the Guide fund-raiser?
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Do you listen to anything around here?
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- (LAUGHING): I mean...
- No.
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Well, Hank and Joy left me in charge,
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and while I'm in charge,
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I'm making some big changes.
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You finally looking into hair plugs?
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I'm not bald.
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Really? Your whole vibe screams bald.
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Well, I'm not.
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I have a very strong hairline, actually.
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Let's go. We have a staff meeting.
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Staff meeting?
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DARNELL: You're not eating?
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I'm good with this.
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I don't want you out here
worrying so much, Auntie.
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My kid hasn't been home in eight days,
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and I'm not supposed to worry?
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You know how these young boys are.
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Running around, getting into something.
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Tyson always turns up, though.
You know that.
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That friend of his, the blind girl...
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Murphy?
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She thinks something happened to him.
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She don't know what she knows.
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I got ears on the ground
in case anybody hears something.
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Tyson will be back.
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(SCOFFS QUIETLY)
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Eat your food.
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, next on the agenda.
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As we all know, Guiding Hope could use
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a little PR boost.
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We only have 75 Instagram followers.
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How can we up our game?
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What up, Fievel?
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Uh...
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This meeting's about to
suck a whole lot less.
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Water guy is here.
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It's, uh, Felix.
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Remember when he called him Phyllis
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- for, like, two weeks?
- (LAUGHS)
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I think you forgot to put the
new bottle in the dispenser.
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Sorry, I just assumed
you wanted to do it yourself.
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Most men do.
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FELIX: No, no, no, that's not it.
264
00:10:15,604 --> 00:10:18,554
Just that it's, uh, part of your job.
265
00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:23,100
- Sign this.
- Okay.
266
00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,745
Unless the pen is too heavy for you.
267
00:10:26,715 --> 00:10:30,274
Damn. These are the moments
where I really wish I could see.
268
00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:35,700
FELIX: Uh, right.
269
00:10:36,363 --> 00:10:37,769
Where was I?
270
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,271
Uh, getting owned by the water guy.
271
00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:40,939
FELIX: Thank you, Murphy.
272
00:10:40,963 --> 00:10:42,240
We were talking about
getting Guiding Hope
273
00:10:42,264 --> 00:10:43,575
some name recognition.
274
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,043
We could do a calendar
275
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,611
of all our cutest puppies in training.
276
00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:48,980
Wait, we should go to a high school.
277
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,649
You running low on Adderall?
278
00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:52,083
(LAUGHS, MUTTERS)
279
00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,818
Yes, Felix. I take Adderall.
280
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:56,154
That's why I have zero focus
and I'm late every day.
281
00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,290
No, seriously, you know, high school kids
282
00:10:58,314 --> 00:11:00,208
are total jerks to blind people.
283
00:11:00,741 --> 00:11:03,728
And don't you always do those outreach...
things, you know?
284
00:11:03,752 --> 00:11:05,597
We need to do one at a high school.
285
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,766
FELIX: Yeah, high school
kids are the worst, so...
286
00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,467
Ben Fields told everyone
at my high school
287
00:11:09,491 --> 00:11:12,003
he caught me masturbating
to the Blink-182 album cover
288
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,238
during lunch.
289
00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:14,528
(LAUGHS)
290
00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:16,608
Which album?
291
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,109
No, none. It was a lie.
292
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,411
Obviously, but it haunted me
293
00:11:19,435 --> 00:11:21,446
until the day I graduated.
294
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:23,114
The entire school sang
295
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:25,250
"All the Small Things"
when I got my diploma.
296
00:11:25,274 --> 00:11:27,618
- (SNORTS, LAUGHS)
- Oh. (GIGGLES)
297
00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:28,771
My point is,
298
00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:31,256
is that, uh, high school kids are awful.
299
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,991
Right. Exactly.
300
00:11:33,015 --> 00:11:34,826
So I can call some local schools and see
301
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,628
if anyone's interested.
302
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,531
We might get some volunteers
and, at the very least,
303
00:11:39,969 --> 00:11:41,499
Instagram followers.
304
00:11:42,138 --> 00:11:43,301
Okay, but you do realize
305
00:11:43,325 --> 00:11:45,537
you're offering to do actual work, right?
306
00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:48,173
Yes, Felix, I realize.
307
00:11:48,602 --> 00:11:51,276
Okay. I'll allow it.
308
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,311
All right, I want to
talk to you guys about
309
00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:55,180
telltale dog behavior, all right?
310
00:11:55,204 --> 00:11:57,282
(QUIETLY): You are a transparent idiot.
311
00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:58,683
(WHISPERS): Whatever.
312
00:11:58,707 --> 00:12:00,852
I just got my pass to find Keira.
313
00:12:00,876 --> 00:12:02,454
AUTOMATED VOICE: Fairview High School...
314
00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:04,858
You wanted to see me?
315
00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,488
What?
316
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:09,294
- You wanted to see me.
- Yes.
317
00:12:09,318 --> 00:12:10,996
I called Fairview High,
318
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,465
and we're all set for
a presentation tomorrow morning.
319
00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:15,005
What time do we have to be there?
320
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:18,003
Oh, I-I thought Jess and I
would just handle this one.
321
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:20,895
Jess? She's a vet. I always do
the outreach presentations.
322
00:12:20,919 --> 00:12:23,208
No, no, I know, but, I mean,
you have so much work to do here
323
00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:25,243
and, like, you're the boss
this week and...
324
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,911
Well, yeah.
325
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:29,216
I mean, look, I don't want
to go back to high school,
326
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,882
but my main objective is making sure
327
00:12:30,906 --> 00:12:32,550
that Guiding Hope is represented well.
328
00:12:32,574 --> 00:12:34,052
You don't think I can do that?
329
00:12:34,076 --> 00:12:35,649
(CHUCKLES)
330
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,491
Oh, absolutely not.
331
00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:41,926
JESS: So how are you gonna find Keira
332
00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,528
if you're stuck with Felix?
333
00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:45,964
Oh, easy. I'll just ditch him.
334
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:49,676
And while he's doing the dumb
assembly, I'll go find her.
335
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,058
'Cause stoners always ditch
assemblies to get high,
336
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,571
so all I got to do is
figure out where she is.
337
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,106
Hey.
338
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,674
(MAX GRUNTS)
339
00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,877
JESS: Hey, there.
340
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:01,675
I'm gonna leave you two lovebirds alone.
341
00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:12,978
What are you still doing here?
342
00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:17,729
Well, I tried walking down
the stairs, but I couldn't.
343
00:13:18,317 --> 00:13:19,731
Yeah, I'm sure you can do it.
344
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,367
(LAUGHING): I almost
passed out from the pain.
345
00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:25,236
Look, I'm sorry, babe.
You broke it, you bought it.
346
00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:27,173
Gonna have to crash here tonight.
347
00:13:27,576 --> 00:13:29,442
But you stayed here last night.
348
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,077
So?
349
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,635
So, we're supposed to be
this, like, casual sex thing.
350
00:13:35,038 --> 00:13:36,883
And what if I wanted more than casual?
351
00:13:36,907 --> 00:13:39,853
Then go hang out with the other
lesbians in this house.
352
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,382
Get your ass over here.
353
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,646
(SIGHS)
354
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,404
How was your day?
355
00:13:57,428 --> 00:13:58,972
What?
356
00:13:58,996 --> 00:14:01,997
Your-your day. How-how was it?
357
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,770
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
358
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,153
(TOILET FLUSHING)
359
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,906
- (GASPS)
- Hey.
360
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:36,854
Murphy, what the hell
are you doing in the bathtub?
361
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,031
Max is in my bed.
362
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,734
He's, like, touching me and stuff.
363
00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:44,184
Welcome to dating.
364
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,752
I don't want to date anyone.
365
00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:47,353
Well, I hate to break it
366
00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:49,908
to you, kid, but you're kind of
dating this dude.
367
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,119
(DOOR OPENS)
368
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,595
(DOOR CLOSES)
369
00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:59,032
There you are.
370
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:02,202
(GRUNTING)
371
00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:03,937
Can you grab me some more ice?
372
00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:07,707
Here. Fill it up, please?
373
00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:09,136
Thank you.
374
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,014
(SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
375
00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:32,034
Everything okay, babe?
376
00:15:33,156 --> 00:15:35,037
Don't call me babe.
377
00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:37,659
Okay.
378
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,306
I'd, uh...
379
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,878
I'd help you pick it up,
but I can't bend over, so...
380
00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:47,020
Maybe you'd be more comfortable
in your own apartment.
381
00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:49,382
I don't think I'd be
comfortable anywhere, babe.
382
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,323
(ICE CUBES CLATTERING)
383
00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:53,381
I'm not the ice girl, okay?
384
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,423
You seem pretty icy to me.
385
00:15:57,447 --> 00:16:00,927
This "us" or whatever it is,
it's not my thing.
386
00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:02,210
So you got to go.
387
00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:03,444
I don't believe you.
388
00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:05,234
Stop acting like you know me.
389
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,095
I don't know you, and you don't know me.
390
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,437
Which is why we're getting
to know each other.
391
00:16:11,461 --> 00:16:13,072
I don't want to do that.
392
00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:15,375
I like my life exactly the way it is.
393
00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,776
Right.
394
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,245
All your drunk and meaningless sex.
395
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,405
I'm sure it's very fulfilling.
396
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,874
- It is.
- I bet.
397
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:22,434
- Have fun with it.
- I will.
398
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,759
- Great.
- Great.
399
00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:34,001
Hello?
400
00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:35,681
MAX: Down here. (GRUNTS)
401
00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:40,339
What happened to you?
402
00:16:40,364 --> 00:16:41,946
I broke my penis.
403
00:16:41,971 --> 00:16:43,449
(LAUGHS)
404
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,530
You still smashing that married one?
405
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:48,071
Husband finally find out
and take a bat to it?
406
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:51,233
No. I ended that weeks ago
because I'm a good person,
407
00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:52,832
and this is how God repays me.
408
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:55,822
(LAUGHS) Well, look, um,
409
00:16:55,846 --> 00:16:58,324
I actually came to talk
'cause I need a favor.
410
00:16:59,079 --> 00:17:02,228
- Oh, now you want to talk.
- What's that supposed to mean?
411
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,130
You should have told me
your little cousin's missing.
412
00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:06,265
My auntie told me to
find out what happened,
413
00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:08,568
but Nia's riding me
and told me to drop it.
414
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,002
Just go behind Nia's back.
415
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:12,238
And end up missing, too?
416
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,339
Yeah, okay.
417
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,341
Murphy thinks Tyson's dead.
418
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:18,311
Murphy? What, you been talking to her?
419
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:20,179
Wait, let me guess.
420
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:22,014
She's the one who did this to you.
421
00:17:22,311 --> 00:17:23,749
So you messing with her?
422
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,652
I was. Eh, but I'm off it.
423
00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:29,288
Good. Girl's trouble.
424
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,024
Oh, what's this favor you needed?
425
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:34,126
I need you to help me skim a little.
426
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,761
How much is a little?
427
00:17:36,074 --> 00:17:37,530
15 stacks.
428
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:38,785
(LAUGHS)
429
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:41,300
Man, that's not really a little.
430
00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:43,636
Look, we don't make the
drop until next Thursday.
431
00:17:44,082 --> 00:17:46,394
I'll pay you back
before we have to square it up.
432
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:53,227
Don't let this come back on me.
433
00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:00,820
(SHUDDERS)
434
00:18:00,844 --> 00:18:02,955
I swore I would never step foot
in a high school ever again.
435
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:05,658
- The things I do for my career.
- Oh, man.
436
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:07,293
(EXHALES) I'm not feeling so good.
437
00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:08,928
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
438
00:18:08,952 --> 00:18:10,897
Now? We're about to go on.
439
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:13,532
- Just start without me.
- No. This was your thing.
440
00:18:13,556 --> 00:18:15,568
Calm down. You do these stupid
presentations all the time.
441
00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:17,470
Not to an auditorium full of teenagers.
442
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,405
Well, unless you want
an auditorium full of teenagers
443
00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:22,246
to see me vom on stage,
you're gonna have to start.
444
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,411
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no.
445
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:26,879
This can't be happening. Not right now.
446
00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:29,081
- What?
- My eyes are watering.
447
00:18:29,105 --> 00:18:30,883
- You're crying?
- No, watering.
448
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:32,184
I tear up when I get nervous.
449
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,586
It's glandular.
450
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:34,943
I'll just wear my sunglasses.
451
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,046
Hurry.
452
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,031
I got it.
453
00:18:45,055 --> 00:18:46,688
- Hi, Dean.
- Uh, thank you.
454
00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,272
Pumpkin, how you feeling?
455
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,112
Fine.
456
00:18:58,156 --> 00:18:59,278
(CLEARS THROAT)
457
00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:01,747
Talked to the, uh, school nurse.
458
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:06,252
She told me that you
got your period today.
459
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:07,887
(CLEARS THROAT)
460
00:19:07,911 --> 00:19:09,889
So that's pretty cool.
461
00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:12,193
Right? Being a-a woman and all?
462
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,964
Okay, okay.
463
00:19:17,988 --> 00:19:19,565
Okay, we have a special guest here today
464
00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:22,034
to talk to us about blindness.
465
00:19:22,058 --> 00:19:24,904
Here from Guiding Hope,
give a warm welcome
466
00:19:24,928 --> 00:19:26,393
to Felix Bell.
467
00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:29,442
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
468
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,610
FELIX: Thank you, Principal Lee.
469
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:36,983
So, uh, like he said, I'm here
to talk to you about blindness.
470
00:19:37,529 --> 00:19:38,951
That's fun, huh?
471
00:19:38,975 --> 00:19:40,641
(STUDENT COUGHS)
472
00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:45,791
I mean, not... Being blind isn't fun.
473
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,160
It's actually very un-fun at times,
474
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:50,417
but you're out of class.
475
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,332
That's pretty bitchin'.
476
00:19:53,356 --> 00:19:55,434
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
477
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,801
Some sighted people think
that being blind
478
00:19:57,825 --> 00:19:59,672
is all about giving up your independence,
479
00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:01,807
but that's just not true.
480
00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:04,306
I will now give you a quick demo
481
00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,434
of the two most common...
482
00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,772
...cane techniques.
483
00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:13,775
Sweeping.
484
00:20:15,478 --> 00:20:17,590
And tapping.
485
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:19,807
Whoa!
486
00:20:21,684 --> 00:20:25,698
See? This cane saves lives.
487
00:20:26,161 --> 00:20:27,600
I got a question.
488
00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:30,603
Well, we're not really
at the question part.
489
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,338
Do you dream?
490
00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:34,440
What?
491
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:38,644
Well, I was just wondering if
a dude like you can have dreams.
492
00:20:39,257 --> 00:20:42,048
That's a very w-woke question.
493
00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:44,483
I dream all the time.
494
00:20:44,507 --> 00:20:46,986
Both when I'm asleep and awake.
495
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,821
But if you're blind, like,
496
00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:51,223
can you see things when you dream?
497
00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:54,960
Oh, uh, this is a misunderstanding.
498
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:56,529
I-I'm not actually...
499
00:20:56,553 --> 00:20:58,831
Dude, you're legit brave.
500
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:02,190
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
501
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:12,144
Thanks.
502
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,680
You know, some days
are harder than others.
503
00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:16,916
But I truly believe
504
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,048
that when life hands you lemons,
505
00:21:21,277 --> 00:21:23,556
well, you can't see them
because you're blind.
506
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:26,080
(LAUGHTER)
507
00:21:27,117 --> 00:21:28,683
All right.
508
00:21:32,686 --> 00:21:34,433
Do you smell pot?
509
00:21:34,457 --> 00:21:36,524
(PRETZEL PANTING)
510
00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,273
(COUGHING)
511
00:21:41,297 --> 00:21:42,541
Hello?
512
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,177
Can we help you with something?
513
00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,847
Do you know a girl named Keira Shields?
514
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,281
What's it to you?
515
00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:52,084
Yeah, are you, like, a cop or something?
516
00:21:52,108 --> 00:21:54,854
Uh, yeah, I'm a cop.
517
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,856
Yeah, the Chicago
Police Department is hiring
518
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,258
a bunch of blind girls
to protect the streets.
519
00:21:59,282 --> 00:22:01,249
They'd probably do a better job.
520
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,638
Can I have a hit of that?
521
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:11,511
(CHUCKLING)
522
00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:17,179
So you ditched the assembly
you were supposed to lead?
523
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,307
- That is badass.
- It's just some lame talking points
524
00:22:20,332 --> 00:22:22,076
about what it's like to be blind.
525
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,078
- (LAUGHS)
- Super accurate.
526
00:22:24,102 --> 00:22:25,530
(LAUGHS)
527
00:22:26,671 --> 00:22:28,249
What's it like?
528
00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:30,017
Boring.
529
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,536
And annoying.
530
00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,323
Imagine if you could only judge
people by their personalities.
531
00:22:35,347 --> 00:22:37,024
I wouldn't like anyone.
532
00:22:37,048 --> 00:22:40,061
Ding, ding, ding. (CHUCKLES)
533
00:22:40,629 --> 00:22:42,297
Is it hard to date?
534
00:22:45,056 --> 00:22:47,635
I don't know. I don't do it.
535
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,370
Ever?
536
00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:51,405
Nah, it's not really my thing.
537
00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:54,075
I'm just gonna have a bunch
of meaningless sex until I die.
538
00:22:54,099 --> 00:22:55,710
(LAUGHTER)
539
00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,845
So you really can't see?
540
00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:59,606
Like, if I go like this...
541
00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:02,750
You can't see me?
542
00:23:02,774 --> 00:23:04,552
Nope.
543
00:23:05,362 --> 00:23:07,277
Do you remember what you look like?
544
00:23:09,407 --> 00:23:11,547
I don't think anyone's
ever asked me that.
545
00:23:16,373 --> 00:23:18,099
No, I-I don't.
546
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,752
You don't know what you look like?
547
00:23:21,493 --> 00:23:22,970
Mm-mm.
548
00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,627
(GASPS SOFTLY)
549
00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:27,508
I think about what I look like
550
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,909
about a thousand times a day.
551
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,767
(LAUGHTER)
552
00:23:33,838 --> 00:23:35,183
Come here.
553
00:23:38,643 --> 00:23:42,845
Stand... here.
554
00:23:45,684 --> 00:23:48,162
You're standing in front of the mirror.
555
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:51,072
We're gonna tell you what you look like.
556
00:23:51,589 --> 00:23:53,901
I'm obsessed with your hair.
557
00:23:54,578 --> 00:23:57,539
It's blondish and really thick.
558
00:23:58,373 --> 00:24:00,250
Thanks. I washed it yesterday.
559
00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:06,080
And your eyes are green and super sexual.
560
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:08,516
I have sexual eyes?
561
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:09,784
(LAUGHS)
562
00:24:10,218 --> 00:24:11,786
You're seriously so pretty.
563
00:24:11,810 --> 00:24:14,139
Okay. Yep, we're done.
564
00:24:15,613 --> 00:24:17,858
(SIGHS)
565
00:24:17,882 --> 00:24:19,293
So, you guys friends with Keira?
566
00:24:19,317 --> 00:24:20,661
I heard she goes here.
567
00:24:20,685 --> 00:24:22,463
Yeah, she's our girl, but she's been
568
00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:23,964
out of school for, like, a week.
569
00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:25,333
Wait, she's not at school?
570
00:24:25,357 --> 00:24:26,634
Since her boyfriend ghosted,
571
00:24:26,658 --> 00:24:28,391
she's been mad depressed.
572
00:24:29,627 --> 00:24:31,194
(SIGHS)
573
00:24:33,732 --> 00:24:35,276
(DOOR OPENS)
574
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:38,212
What's going on here? Is that weed?
575
00:24:38,236 --> 00:24:40,483
- Uh...
- Uh... it's mine.
576
00:24:41,249 --> 00:24:42,483
Uh, these nice girls
577
00:24:42,507 --> 00:24:44,785
told me that smoking's super bad for me
578
00:24:44,809 --> 00:24:46,954
and my brain.
579
00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:49,132
But I refused to listen because I'm dumb.
580
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:51,225
From all the pot.
581
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,960
And who are you?
582
00:24:52,984 --> 00:24:54,662
Murphy. Hello.
583
00:24:54,686 --> 00:24:58,466
Yeah, I'm-I'm, uh, sort of
in charge of the assembly.
584
00:24:58,490 --> 00:25:00,568
And the assembly is where you
two girls are supposed to be.
585
00:25:00,592 --> 00:25:02,570
Okay, okay, we're going.
586
00:25:02,594 --> 00:25:04,505
Hey, tell Keira I'm looking for her.
587
00:25:04,529 --> 00:25:06,173
It's about Tyson.
588
00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:07,330
Have her call me.
589
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,312
(DOOR OPENS)
590
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,714
So you gonna give me
detention now or what?
591
00:25:13,738 --> 00:25:16,584
I have to pretend like I care
about stupid stuff
592
00:25:16,608 --> 00:25:18,819
like pot-smoking
in front of the students.
593
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,023
Mm.
594
00:25:22,374 --> 00:25:25,415
Do you... have a boyfriend?
595
00:25:27,852 --> 00:25:29,673
I do not.
596
00:25:32,924 --> 00:25:34,891
(MOANING SOFTLY)
597
00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:43,744
It was like a curtain closed.
598
00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:45,271
But you know what's weird?
599
00:25:46,356 --> 00:25:49,250
Even though I lost my sight,
600
00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:52,875
I feel like I gained so much more.
601
00:26:06,891 --> 00:26:08,491
(FEEDBACK SQUEALING)
602
00:26:10,962 --> 00:26:12,273
MAN (OVER INTERCOM): Are you ready?
603
00:26:12,297 --> 00:26:14,041
Oh. Here. No, over here.
604
00:26:14,065 --> 00:26:16,432
(GRUNTING, MOANING)
605
00:26:18,503 --> 00:26:21,504
(MOANING OVER INTERCOM)
606
00:26:23,775 --> 00:26:25,119
Oh. Oh.
607
00:26:25,143 --> 00:26:26,909
(PANTING, MUTTERING OVER INTERCOM)
608
00:26:30,281 --> 00:26:31,492
Is that Mr. Robbins?
609
00:26:31,516 --> 00:26:32,960
Get it, Robbins.
610
00:26:32,984 --> 00:26:35,463
(APPLAUSE, WHISTLING)
611
00:26:35,487 --> 00:26:37,787
- (GRUNTS)
- (STUDENTS HOLLERING)
612
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:43,904
Oh, dear God.
613
00:26:43,928 --> 00:26:45,806
- Here. Take this.
- What?
614
00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:47,091
- Here, here.
- Okay.
615
00:26:47,115 --> 00:26:49,465
She is my hero.
616
00:26:51,102 --> 00:26:52,680
FELIX: Okay, guys,
617
00:26:52,704 --> 00:26:54,915
I know what we just saw was a lot,
618
00:26:54,939 --> 00:26:57,017
but let's just try to get back to, uh...
619
00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:58,841
I thought you couldn't see.
620
00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:03,491
Are you not blind?
621
00:27:03,515 --> 00:27:06,148
("ALL THE SMALL THINGS"
BY BLINK-182 PLAYING)
622
00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:09,997
You were lying?
623
00:27:10,321 --> 00:27:12,254
About being blind?
624
00:27:14,235 --> 00:27:15,302
No?
625
00:27:15,326 --> 00:27:16,971
What a psycho.
626
00:27:16,995 --> 00:27:19,340
- (LAUGHTER)
- ♪ Say it ain't so ♪
627
00:27:19,364 --> 00:27:20,875
♪ I will not go ♪
628
00:27:20,899 --> 00:27:24,011
♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
629
00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:26,947
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪
630
00:27:26,971 --> 00:27:29,405
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪
631
00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:34,648
I'm never speaking to you again.
632
00:27:34,672 --> 00:27:36,441
Love that you think that's a punishment.
633
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:38,385
Well, what was the plan, by the way?
634
00:27:38,409 --> 00:27:40,719
Just bring me here and
watch me get humiliated?
635
00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:42,088
Like, this is your idea of fun?
636
00:27:42,112 --> 00:27:44,046
I didn't even want you to come.
637
00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:47,493
(SIGHS)
638
00:27:47,518 --> 00:27:49,462
My friend died, okay?
639
00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,273
If this is some weird lie to
get me to stop yelling at you...
640
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,802
It's not. It's the truth, and I was
looking for his girlfriend
641
00:27:55,826 --> 00:27:58,160
to try to get some information,
but I failed.
642
00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:03,109
You-you cannot smoke here.
There are teachers around.
643
00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:04,577
We're not students, you dork.
644
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:06,913
And you won't let me smoke in your car.
645
00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:09,971
Just... God, come with me.
646
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,585
Just come with me.
647
00:28:13,044 --> 00:28:14,609
Squat.
648
00:28:30,353 --> 00:28:31,771
Your friend really died?
649
00:28:32,397 --> 00:28:33,648
Yeah.
650
00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:36,985
I'm sorry. That sucks.
651
00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:41,603
Do you want one?
652
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,827
What the hell?
653
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:48,643
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
654
00:28:55,853 --> 00:28:57,831
(INHALES)
655
00:28:57,855 --> 00:28:59,654
(COUGHS)
656
00:29:05,805 --> 00:29:07,816
I always wanted to go under one of these.
657
00:29:08,474 --> 00:29:09,618
Where are we?
658
00:29:09,642 --> 00:29:11,253
Under the bleachers.
659
00:29:11,277 --> 00:29:13,077
Where the burnouts hang out.
660
00:29:16,749 --> 00:29:18,861
What were you like in high school?
661
00:29:18,885 --> 00:29:21,363
Oh, I... I didn't go.
662
00:29:22,155 --> 00:29:23,232
I just lost my sight.
663
00:29:23,256 --> 00:29:25,501
My mom thought
I couldn't handle it, so...
664
00:29:25,525 --> 00:29:27,169
She homeschooled me.
665
00:29:27,193 --> 00:29:29,838
And you thought your high school
experience was bad.
666
00:29:30,288 --> 00:29:32,608
The only thing worse than
being tortured in high school
667
00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:36,601
is returning as a grown man
and being tortured again.
668
00:29:38,057 --> 00:29:40,502
Speaking as someone
who tortures you on the reg...
669
00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:41,850
(COUGHS)
670
00:29:41,874 --> 00:29:43,485
...you make it too easy.
671
00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:45,521
You got to start pushing back.
672
00:29:45,545 --> 00:29:47,156
Well, how?
673
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,858
First of all, stop letting
the water guy bully you.
674
00:29:49,882 --> 00:29:51,760
I don't get bullied by the water guy.
675
00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:53,144
Okay.
676
00:29:55,221 --> 00:29:56,832
Okay, fine.
677
00:29:56,856 --> 00:29:59,025
I do get bullied by the water guy.
678
00:30:03,488 --> 00:30:06,964
Did you really masturbate
to the Blink-182 album cover?
679
00:30:09,535 --> 00:30:11,371
It was Shania Twain.
680
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,838
(LAUGHS)
681
00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:19,810
(LAUGHS)
682
00:30:21,848 --> 00:30:23,675
Doing okay in there, honey?
683
00:30:27,929 --> 00:30:30,633
Hey, I-I looked up instructions
on how to put in a tampon.
684
00:30:30,657 --> 00:30:32,635
I'm just gonna go ahead
and read them, okay?
685
00:30:32,659 --> 00:30:36,138
- Dad, seriously? No.
- "Number one:
686
00:30:36,162 --> 00:30:38,007
Wash your hands thoroughly."
687
00:30:38,031 --> 00:30:40,909
That's... that's always
good advice, right?
688
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:43,545
Um, "Two: Stand in a...
689
00:30:43,569 --> 00:30:45,748
a comfortable position and,"
690
00:30:45,772 --> 00:30:48,083
says here, "some women prefer to squat,"
691
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:52,521
so are you squatting or... standing up?
692
00:30:52,545 --> 00:30:55,691
Dad, could you call Murphy?
693
00:30:56,749 --> 00:30:59,028
(SIGHS) Are you sure?
I-I could just call Grandma.
694
00:30:59,585 --> 00:31:02,231
Like Grandma still has her period.
695
00:31:02,255 --> 00:31:04,455
Dad, just call Murphy.
696
00:31:06,893 --> 00:31:09,071
(WHISPERING): Call Murphy.
697
00:31:09,095 --> 00:31:11,340
I'm dizzy. I feel like I'm dying.
698
00:31:11,364 --> 00:31:13,964
- These things are horrible.
- Yeah, you get used to it.
699
00:31:16,069 --> 00:31:18,213
- Come on, Pretzel.
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
700
00:31:18,237 --> 00:31:19,288
Hang on.
701
00:31:20,239 --> 00:31:23,568
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Incoming call from that cop.
702
00:31:24,277 --> 00:31:25,509
Hello?
703
00:31:32,819 --> 00:31:36,687
You can't let the dumb girls at
school make you feel bad, okay?
704
00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:38,458
Period stains are nothing.
705
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:41,603
God, I wish they had made fun of me.
706
00:31:42,086 --> 00:31:45,423
They were all super nice,
which was way worse.
707
00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:49,945
One girl even gave me her jacket
to put around my waist.
708
00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:53,382
Wait. (SCOFFS)
Wait, that's why you're bummed?
709
00:31:53,406 --> 00:31:55,084
You want someone to make fun of you?
710
00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:57,119
Yeah.
711
00:31:57,518 --> 00:32:01,423
Fine, I'll make fun of you.
It's sort of my specialty.
712
00:32:01,447 --> 00:32:04,293
Uh, check out this menstruating dork.
713
00:32:04,317 --> 00:32:06,628
Her uterine walls
are shedding their lining.
714
00:32:06,652 --> 00:32:10,733
Man, she's so lame, she probably
has a vagina and everything.
715
00:32:10,757 --> 00:32:11,900
(BOTH LAUGHING)
716
00:32:11,924 --> 00:32:13,534
MURPHY: Yeah.
717
00:32:17,597 --> 00:32:19,764
You asked for it. (LAUGHS)
718
00:32:25,304 --> 00:32:28,016
- (LAUGHING)
- All right, we're here. You need help?
719
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,018
Uh, no, I'm good.
720
00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:31,920
Thanks, Murphy.
721
00:32:31,944 --> 00:32:33,422
Of course, you bleeding loser.
722
00:32:33,446 --> 00:32:35,457
You're the bleeding loser.
723
00:32:35,481 --> 00:32:37,593
- Oh, yeah?
- (LAUGHS)
724
00:32:37,617 --> 00:32:38,994
Hey, uh, Murphy, did you...
725
00:32:39,018 --> 00:32:40,770
did you ever get into that high school?
726
00:32:41,621 --> 00:32:44,466
Yeah, I did, but it was a dead end.
727
00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:48,670
Well, hey, if you want to, um,
call me at the office tomorrow,
728
00:32:48,694 --> 00:32:50,672
maybe I can help you.
729
00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:52,409
Okay.
730
00:32:54,976 --> 00:32:56,445
Thank you.
731
00:32:56,469 --> 00:32:58,996
Come on, Pretzel. (GRUNTS)
732
00:32:59,872 --> 00:33:01,283
Come on.
733
00:33:01,307 --> 00:33:02,625
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
734
00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:05,187
What?
735
00:33:05,211 --> 00:33:07,189
(MOCKING): "Maybe I can help you."
736
00:33:07,213 --> 00:33:08,589
Shut up.
737
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:11,627
- You like her.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
738
00:33:11,651 --> 00:33:13,017
(LAUGHS)
739
00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,044
Hi.
740
00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:31,209
- Can I help you?
- Hey, is Murphy here?
741
00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:34,183
- She's, uh, in the back.
- Hang on.
742
00:33:34,207 --> 00:33:36,051
Aren't you that crying dude from school
743
00:33:36,075 --> 00:33:37,653
that everyone keeps posting pictures of?
744
00:33:37,677 --> 00:33:39,755
No, I have no idea
what you're talking about,
745
00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:42,024
but I'll let Murphy know
you're here. What's the name?
746
00:33:42,048 --> 00:33:43,291
Keira.
747
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:52,407
What's this?
748
00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:54,966
Just a little something
to keep you on your feet.
749
00:33:57,663 --> 00:34:01,210
D, how much is this?
750
00:34:01,234 --> 00:34:02,911
15 Gs.
751
00:34:03,436 --> 00:34:05,481
You don't think he's coming back.
752
00:34:05,505 --> 00:34:07,783
- That's not what I said. I...
- $15,000.
753
00:34:07,807 --> 00:34:09,974
Is that what you think
my son's life is worth?
754
00:34:11,411 --> 00:34:14,289
Get out of my house.
Take this bag with you.
755
00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:17,782
I don't want your damn money.
I want my son.
756
00:34:24,624 --> 00:34:26,459
So you were Tyson's girlfriend?
757
00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:31,613
I was, yeah, until the night
he left and totally ghosted me.
758
00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:32,882
I don't think that's what happened.
759
00:34:32,907 --> 00:34:34,351
I think he was in trouble.
760
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,955
Okay, so do you know
if anyone was after him?
761
00:34:37,203 --> 00:34:39,748
He was not in trouble.
He was cheating on me.
762
00:34:39,772 --> 00:34:41,583
- What?
- I caught Tyson
763
00:34:41,607 --> 00:34:42,975
messaging some chick named Jamie,
764
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:45,254
so I called the number
and a girl answered.
765
00:34:45,278 --> 00:34:46,855
He's a really sweet kid.
766
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,564
The Tyson I know wouldn't do that.
767
00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:52,109
Here's the thing about Tyson.
768
00:34:52,512 --> 00:34:57,025
He made you think you knew him,
but you didn't. No one did.
769
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,412
What-what else do you know
about this Jamie?
770
00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:02,416
Only that she lives in Madison.
771
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,706
He snuck out a couple times
to go see her.
772
00:35:05,122 --> 00:35:07,976
- Madison.
- Yeah.
773
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,401
Bet you he's there with her right now.
774
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:17,532
Do you have this Jamie's number?
775
00:35:17,557 --> 00:35:18,719
Yeah.
776
00:35:25,051 --> 00:35:26,717
(CLEARS THROAT)
777
00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:29,814
Here.
778
00:35:31,065 --> 00:35:32,634
Thank you.
779
00:35:32,658 --> 00:35:34,293
And if you see Tyson,
780
00:35:34,318 --> 00:35:38,420
tell him I said to never,
ever text me again.
781
00:35:44,537 --> 00:35:46,315
(PHONE RINGING)
782
00:35:46,339 --> 00:35:48,272
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
783
00:35:51,277 --> 00:35:52,888
Hey, Fievel.
784
00:35:52,912 --> 00:35:55,190
Looks like you've been going
through a lot of water lately.
785
00:35:55,214 --> 00:35:56,658
Either that or somebody at Guiding Hope
786
00:35:56,682 --> 00:35:58,192
has a giant crush on me.
787
00:35:58,217 --> 00:36:00,094
Well, most of our clients are blind.
788
00:36:01,804 --> 00:36:03,098
What?
789
00:36:03,122 --> 00:36:05,067
It was called a dig.
790
00:36:05,091 --> 00:36:08,644
And, uh, you-you can just leave
the water right there, actually.
791
00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:11,693
Today, I'm gonna replace it.
792
00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:14,042
You sure?
793
00:36:14,066 --> 00:36:16,800
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
794
00:36:18,404 --> 00:36:21,205
("ALL THE SMALL THINGS"
BY BLINK-182 PLAYING)
795
00:36:22,909 --> 00:36:24,705
I'm gonna replace the water
bottles myself from now on,
796
00:36:24,729 --> 00:36:26,037
okay?
797
00:36:30,082 --> 00:36:31,916
(GRUNTING)
798
00:36:33,486 --> 00:36:34,963
There it is!
799
00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:37,065
♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go... ♪
800
00:36:37,089 --> 00:36:39,701
I guess you got it from here.
801
00:36:39,725 --> 00:36:41,637
♪ Carry me home ♪
802
00:36:41,661 --> 00:36:44,239
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪
803
00:36:44,263 --> 00:36:49,066
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪
804
00:36:57,129 --> 00:36:59,007
Hey.
805
00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:03,747
I did the laundry,
and I found a men's sock.
806
00:37:05,871 --> 00:37:09,038
It's Max's. I used it to hold the ice.
807
00:37:09,789 --> 00:37:12,523
You can... you can toss it.
808
00:37:13,278 --> 00:37:16,980
Murph, it's okay to like someone.
809
00:37:18,163 --> 00:37:19,640
It's actually
810
00:37:19,665 --> 00:37:22,433
one of the best things
in the entire world.
811
00:37:24,002 --> 00:37:25,647
You're such a lesbian.
812
00:37:25,672 --> 00:37:27,097
(CHUCKLES)
813
00:37:27,122 --> 00:37:28,496
Just call him.
814
00:37:30,362 --> 00:37:32,095
And say what?
815
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,356
Just tell him how you feel.
816
00:37:48,006 --> 00:37:49,717
♪ Every time you get a drink ♪
817
00:37:49,742 --> 00:37:53,444
That's him walking in. Good luck, Murph.
818
00:37:54,747 --> 00:37:57,781
♪ And every time you go to sleep ♪
819
00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,552
Hi.
820
00:38:03,576 --> 00:38:05,844
♪ Are those dreams inside your head? ♪
821
00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:07,346
Hey.
822
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:11,206
♪ Is there sunlight on your bed? ♪
823
00:38:14,587 --> 00:38:15,998
What's up?
824
00:38:16,022 --> 00:38:18,399
♪ And every time you're driving home ♪
825
00:38:18,424 --> 00:38:20,490
You-you left your sock at my house.
826
00:38:22,161 --> 00:38:24,306
♪ Way outside your safety zone... ♪
827
00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:26,230
That's why you texted me?
828
00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:30,119
Well, I thought maybe you were
wondering where it was.
829
00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,888
Oh, I lost a lot of sleep over it.
830
00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:34,540
Well, I was trying to be
a good person and return it.
831
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:35,756
Thanks. I appreciate it.
832
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,042
You're welcome.
833
00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:41,445
So that's it?
834
00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:43,784
I slept with some dude yesterday.
835
00:38:43,809 --> 00:38:45,642
Oh, cool.
836
00:38:47,032 --> 00:38:48,554
I didn't enjoy it,
837
00:38:50,356 --> 00:38:51,932
which is, like, a first.
838
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:56,960
Oh, come on, help me out.
I'm trying to win you back here.
839
00:38:58,076 --> 00:38:59,620
By giving me my old sock
840
00:38:59,645 --> 00:39:01,223
and telling me you slept with someone?
841
00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:02,781
I've never done this before.
842
00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:05,514
What?
843
00:39:05,538 --> 00:39:07,364
Like, dated anyone.
844
00:39:10,109 --> 00:39:12,876
But I sort of want to try that with you.
845
00:39:13,925 --> 00:39:15,970
(SIGHS)
846
00:39:15,995 --> 00:39:19,463
♪ I think you made a big mistake... ♪
847
00:39:22,121 --> 00:39:24,088
Darnell thinks you're bad news.
848
00:39:25,391 --> 00:39:26,800
Maybe I am.
849
00:39:28,527 --> 00:39:30,888
But I feel like you
might be bad news, too.
850
00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:33,058
Oh, I definitely am.
851
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,518
Good.
852
00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:39,096
♪ You own me ♪
853
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:43,133
♪ Lucky you ♪
854
00:39:45,777 --> 00:39:47,777
♪ ♪
855
00:39:57,123 --> 00:39:59,323
♪ ♪
856
00:40:14,139 --> 00:40:16,406
♪ You own me ♪
857
00:40:17,796 --> 00:40:20,931
♪ There's nothing you can do ♪
858
00:40:31,957 --> 00:40:34,717
♪ Lucky you. ♪
58984
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