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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,184 Order. 2 00:01:29,104 --> 00:01:30,104 Silence in the court. 3 00:01:32,904 --> 00:01:35,744 In view of the witnesses and the testimony.. 4 00:01:35,824 --> 00:01:38,103 ..the court has reached the conclusion that.. 5 00:01:38,544 --> 00:01:40,784 ..Jayantilal is a professional criminal. 6 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:44,664 This court therefore holds the accused, Ratan alias Jayantilal.. 7 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:48,385 ..guilty of murder and under sections.. 8 00:01:48,426 --> 00:01:52,146 ..302, 304 and 306 of the Indian Penal code.. 9 00:01:52,406 --> 00:01:54,384 ..awards him death by hanging. 10 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,880 To be hanged till death. 11 00:02:35,584 --> 00:02:36,863 Move away. 12 00:02:39,101 --> 00:02:40,464 Hurry up! - Mother. 13 00:02:40,544 --> 00:02:42,171 Hurry up, nurse. Please! 14 00:02:44,617 --> 00:02:47,544 O God! - Don't worry, you'll be fine. 15 00:02:48,355 --> 00:02:50,264 Come on. Hurry up. 16 00:02:52,165 --> 00:02:53,727 Please wait here. 17 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:07,784 What happened, nurse? Is everything okay? 18 00:03:07,864 --> 00:03:10,344 Congratulations, sir. Your wife has just delivered twins. 19 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,961 What? - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 20 00:03:13,345 --> 00:03:14,587 Thank you. - Double congratulations. 21 00:03:14,623 --> 00:03:16,144 Congratulations to you too! 22 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:18,184 Nurse, can I go inside? - Yes sir. 23 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,384 Thank you. 24 00:03:20,204 --> 00:03:22,053 Don't' worry, everything's fine. - Geeta. 25 00:03:22,304 --> 00:03:23,624 Are you okay, Geeta? 26 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:25,184 Yes. - Congratulations! 27 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:25,966 To you, too. 28 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:27,824 Come. - One moment. 29 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:37,824 Doctor, what are those bandages for? 30 00:03:37,904 --> 00:03:40,097 The babies were born hugging each other. 31 00:03:40,177 --> 00:03:42,344 We had to do an operation to physically separate them. 32 00:03:42,424 --> 00:03:44,995 Operation? There no danger then, is there? 33 00:03:45,037 --> 00:03:47,344 No. There's nothing to worry about. 34 00:03:47,424 --> 00:03:50,624 But both the children will share a reflex action. 35 00:03:50,704 --> 00:03:52,784 I don't understand. - Let me explain. 36 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,624 Now look at this. 37 00:04:01,878 --> 00:04:03,729 Which means that if one of them is hurt.. 38 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:06,250 ..the other will feel the pain, too? 39 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:09,091 Exactly. When one laughs, the other will also laugh. 40 00:04:09,132 --> 00:04:12,020 And when one of them is hungry, the other will experience hunger too. 41 00:04:14,101 --> 00:04:15,649 Sir! - Yes? 42 00:04:15,729 --> 00:04:17,449 The operation on Ratan is over, sir. 43 00:04:17,978 --> 00:04:19,978 Okay. Take him away to the central jail. - Okay sir. 44 00:04:41,987 --> 00:04:44,569 They're very cute, aren't they? - Of course, they are. 45 00:04:44,687 --> 00:04:46,538 They've taken after their mom. - No. 46 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,659 They look like you. - No way. 47 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,380 They've taken after you! 48 00:04:51,577 --> 00:04:52,377 Malhotra! 49 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:53,961 Hands up! 50 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:57,146 No. Don't! Leave them. 51 00:04:59,362 --> 00:05:02,289 Leave my baby alone, Ratan! - Freeze, Malhotra! 52 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:04,929 Or I'll strangle this baby! Stop! 53 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:08,032 You can't escape, Ratan! Leave my kid alone, Ratan! 54 00:05:08,369 --> 00:05:11,729 Let me have my baby! Don't do something crazy, Ratan! 55 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:17,289 Take care of the baby, nurse. 56 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:18,690 Look after Geeta. 57 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:19,851 Come on. Let's go. 58 00:05:59,509 --> 00:06:00,329 Ratan! - Dad! 59 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,570 My son.. - Dad! 60 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,812 Ratan, my brother! How did you get here? 61 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:07,321 There's no time to waste! Cop Malhotra is following me! 62 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,745 We must escape, before he gets here! 63 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,826 Ratan.. 64 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,638 ..you are surrounded from all the sides. 65 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:16,409 Return my baby to me! 66 00:06:17,207 --> 00:06:18,969 Give yourself up! 67 00:06:38,142 --> 00:06:44,655 Father, father. - Ratan. 68 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:54,609 Father! 69 00:06:54,689 --> 00:06:56,649 Don't cry son. - Father. 70 00:06:56,729 --> 00:06:59,209 You're brave son of a brave father. 71 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:02,889 Get out of this place, as quickly as possible. 72 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:05,449 No, father.. I can't leave you alone in this state! 73 00:07:05,529 --> 00:07:08,969 Don't be stubborn, my boy. You must live a long life.. 74 00:07:09,769 --> 00:07:13,569 to avenge your father's death. - Yes.. 75 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:16,089 You must perform the last rites on my remains only when.. 76 00:07:16,449 --> 00:07:23,009 ..you have killed Malhotra to avenge my death. 77 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:27,809 Give me your word, son.. you will kill him, won't you? 78 00:07:27,889 --> 00:07:31,889 That's my promise to you, father.. I won't let him live! - Bravo! 79 00:07:33,489 --> 00:07:34,689 Father! 80 00:07:35,529 --> 00:07:37,329 Come, you have to go. 81 00:07:37,409 --> 00:07:38,649 No, no. 82 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:42,329 No! Father! - Then how will you avenge your father's death? 83 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,849 Let's go, son! Son, come on, hurry up. 84 00:07:57,527 --> 00:07:59,089 No. 85 00:07:59,489 --> 00:08:02,209 No. - Stop, sir! Wait. 86 00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:04,689 Let me go! Leave me alone. 87 00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:08,329 My son! 88 00:08:37,323 --> 00:08:39,209 The doctor has given up hope, Sharma. 89 00:08:40,769 --> 00:08:44,569 According to him, this is how she will always be. 90 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,929 That just can't be. 91 00:08:46,204 --> 00:08:48,649 There's no ailment in the world which cannot be cured. 92 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:51,849 I have a friend in America who's a doctor. Let me talk to him. 93 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:53,449 Take your wife there. 94 00:08:53,929 --> 00:08:56,489 As for the business, I'll handle it. Don't worry about that. 95 00:08:57,761 --> 00:08:59,329 Go on. 96 00:09:20,289 --> 00:09:21,569 Oh my! 97 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:24,049 How about the late-night show today? 98 00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:25,329 The little fool! 99 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:35,609 My God! This temple's turning into an orphanage! 100 00:09:35,689 --> 00:09:37,569 They dump their children here after they are born. 101 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:42,449 Say what, priest? You can watch the baby crying. 102 00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:44,369 Can't you cajole it into keeping quiet? 103 00:09:44,449 --> 00:09:47,089 Why don't you do it, if that's how concerned you are? 104 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,449 Oh, sure! 105 00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:52,769 Oh, baby! 106 00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:57,169 Now look. Both of us have no one in this world. 107 00:09:57,649 --> 00:10:00,889 This makes you my sister. Come along. 108 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:01,849 I'll bring you up. 109 00:10:01,929 --> 00:10:04,489 Take care of yourself first, Raja! Think of others later. 110 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:07,169 I haven't been begging from you, have I? 111 00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:10,089 You're hungry, aren't you? Come. 112 00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:11,729 Let me get you some milk. 113 00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:16,369 Milk, please. 114 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,129 How about the money? - I'll pay you later. 115 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:20,366 Take the milk later, too. Scram! 116 00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:22,249 Two cold drinks. - Yes. 117 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:25,209 Here. 118 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,609 I've got milk for you! 119 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,089 My little sister will have milk. 120 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:41,449 The thief! Catch him! 121 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:44,649 Nab him. He's running with the purse! 122 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:46,809 Catch him! Thief! 123 00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:48,889 Who are you? 124 00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:51,089 My name is Rangeela. - What? 125 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:52,649 Rangeela! 126 00:10:52,729 --> 00:10:54,089 Why are you hiding? Come here. 127 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:55,809 How can I? They'll bash me up! 128 00:10:56,809 --> 00:10:59,089 What a shame! A grown-up boy getting scared of a beating! 129 00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:02,009 Watch it, ok? She's my sister. 130 00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:04,489 Your sister is my sister. Don't worry. 131 00:11:04,569 --> 00:11:05,489 Hit them. 132 00:11:05,935 --> 00:11:06,769 Wait. 133 00:11:13,609 --> 00:11:14,769 Hammer him. 134 00:11:16,049 --> 00:11:20,369 More. 135 00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:28,089 You silly idiot! You dare tease my sister? 136 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:37,649 Why, you fool? You were teasing Raja's sister. 137 00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,649 Let me go, for god's sake! - Let you go? 138 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,689 How can I let you go? 139 00:11:41,863 --> 00:11:43,249 Look here. 140 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:46,369 What's all this about? 141 00:11:46,529 --> 00:11:48,009 Come on! - Come on. 142 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:51,849 Hit me! 143 00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:54,409 You! 144 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,649 It's fun. 145 00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:00,809 Hit him in the face! - Where? The teeth? 146 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:03,009 Hit his teeth. 147 00:12:05,953 --> 00:12:07,209 Very good! 148 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,129 Hi. 149 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:12,529 One. - Two! 150 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,289 1, 2. - 1, 2. 151 00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:21,769 Get lost. 152 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:32,809 How about it? Have a cold drink. 153 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:37,009 Nothing official about it. 154 00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:50,049 Hit him! 155 00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:57,649 Hit him more! 156 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:02,053 That's not a fight you're enjoying on television! 157 00:13:02,065 --> 00:13:03,249 Go there and stop my brother! 158 00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:04,849 Why are you spoiling all the fun? 159 00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:06,609 What a thrashing he's giving them! 160 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:09,569 Hit him! Go on! 161 00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:13,809 This is a college, okay? I study here. 162 00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:16,369 All this will spoil my reputation! - No way! 163 00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:18,129 It'll only improve your reputation! 164 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,729 Let alone these thugs, even the principal.. 165 00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:22,186 ..of the college will be scared of you! 166 00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:31,769 Is he your brother? - Yes sir. 167 00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:34,409 You get your brother to the college to bully around. 168 00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,289 I can rusticate you for that. 169 00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:38,769 Whom are you trying to threaten, fatso? 170 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,037 My sister's not going job-hunting after finishing her studies. 171 00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:44,169 She's going to do business, like me. 172 00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:46,049 Let's go home. You've studied enough. 173 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,329 Brother. - Come on! 174 00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:48,939 I want to study in the college! 175 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:50,569 But I don't want it closed down! 176 00:13:54,889 --> 00:13:55,809 Move aside. 177 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,249 Where are you going? 178 00:13:57,329 --> 00:13:59,929 Have you read the scriptures? - He means the religious one. 179 00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:01,889 Younger brother goes with the elder one. 180 00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:04,009 But you can't go there! - Why not? 181 00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:06,249 Because he got into violence. Not you. 182 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:08,489 But I stood there clapping. How about that? 183 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,463 Shut up! 184 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,089 I get it now! You take away only those.. 185 00:14:11,169 --> 00:14:14,207 ..who get into fights, right? - Yes. 186 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,169 Come here. 187 00:14:16,249 --> 00:14:18,089 What? - Come. 188 00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:22,680 "Life rocks." 189 00:14:24,727 --> 00:14:26,009 How about taking me too? 190 00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:28,529 Get in, you fool! 191 00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:30,169 Just sing the song. 192 00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:32,569 Hello! 193 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:34,489 Hi, guys! - How are you? 194 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,649 You're back. 195 00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:37,809 They are back! 196 00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:41,729 Uncle. - Hello. - Hello. 197 00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,249 Hello! 198 00:14:43,329 --> 00:14:46,574 "Life's good." - Here's your cell. 199 00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:49,209 Is that where we are going to stay? 200 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,889 It's terrible! The cell's neither painted. 201 00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:54,049 No air conditioner. No bathroom. 202 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,209 I'd die in the heat! 203 00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:58,129 He says he'd suffocate to death. - Yes. 204 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:01,689 I know about your standards. 205 00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:03,769 Manage with this room today. 206 00:15:03,992 --> 00:15:05,409 I'll find another one tomorrow. 207 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,689 All right. - All right. 208 00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:07,889 Listen. - What? 209 00:15:08,236 --> 00:15:09,529 Tomorrow's the Republic day. 210 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,609 So? - We'll have sports tomorrow. 211 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,881 Would you guys be interested? - No, thanks. I'd rather sleep. 212 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:16,729 No, I'll play. 213 00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:19,369 I love sports! I'm all game! What competitions do you have? 214 00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:21,889 We're having a 400-metre running competition - Yes. 215 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:26,529 We'll have high-jump, long-jump and the pole-jump (vault), too. 216 00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,689 Pole-jump? You mean we'd have to break the poles apart? 217 00:15:28,769 --> 00:15:30,369 That's great! 218 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:33,449 The pole is actually a long stick which is held like this. 219 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:36,049 As you run towards the target, dig it into the ground and.. 220 00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:40,889 ..jump across to the other end! 221 00:15:57,809 --> 00:15:59,129 Very good! 222 00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:00,449 Very bad! 223 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:04,419 Who are these guys? - Jack. 224 00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:05,889 Catch! - Catch! 225 00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:07,049 Catch! - Come. 226 00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:09,369 Come along! - What are you doing? 227 00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,329 He's roughing me up! - Got you. 228 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,249 I'm sure to get another promotion now! 229 00:16:13,329 --> 00:16:14,769 I'll get a double-promotion! 230 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,049 How's that? - The chap you've got is the assistant. 231 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,209 I've got his boss here! - Get lost! 232 00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:20,969 Hand him to me. - No! I've caught him! 233 00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,129 Do you know me? 234 00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:24,049 Sure! The rustic from Jaunpur! - I'm your boss. 235 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:25,529 Senior inspector! 236 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,129 He became my boss by cheating. 237 00:16:27,406 --> 00:16:28,249 Betrayal? - Yes! 238 00:16:28,329 --> 00:16:30,609 He betrayed me and won a promotion! 239 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:35,089 I can't understand this thing about one cop conning another! 240 00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,369 Did you hear that? - See? 241 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:38,489 We'll decide about the truth now. 242 00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:41,132 To begin with, leave Raja. 243 00:16:41,177 --> 00:16:43,089 Leave Raja alone, he says. - Yes. 244 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,809 State your case now. 245 00:16:45,114 --> 00:16:46,649 And let Mr. Raja decide the case. 246 00:16:46,729 --> 00:16:48,729 He'll decide. - He'll decide, the chap says! 247 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,369 Okay. - What happened.. 248 00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:53,169 ..recently, was that I walked 5 kilometers to nab.. 249 00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:55,009 ..the dreaded criminal, Charles Sobhraj. 250 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:58,169 This chap arrived there and said have a soft-drink while.. 251 00:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,356 ..I keep an eye on the criminal. 252 00:16:59,408 --> 00:17:01,009 The commissioner came there and asked.. 253 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,889 ..who'd caught the crook and he said he'd caught him! 254 00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:05,209 I wasn't lying, was I? I was actually holding him. 255 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:06,409 I told that to the commissioner. 256 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,729 But I who caught him! 257 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,009 And I'd turned him in! 258 00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:11,249 You're a cheat! - Don't you be insolent! 259 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,249 You'll lose your job, if I report to the commissioner! 260 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,009 I'll lose my job, when I will. 261 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:16,809 But you've already lost yours! - How's that? 262 00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,409 There goes the job with your jeep! - Catch them. Please 263 00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,569 No. I'm not well. 264 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,009 That's an order. Catch them! 265 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:23,169 Not catch. Chase. 266 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,569 Let's go! - This way! 267 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,249 I've got a brilliant idea. 268 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,489 Idea? 269 00:17:28,929 --> 00:17:33,249 Let's take advantage till we have this jeep with us! - What? 270 00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,249 Let's steal all day! - What? 271 00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:36,649 Steal. 272 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:38,717 Steal? - Yes. 273 00:17:38,814 --> 00:17:40,861 And people will blame the cops! 274 00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:42,729 Look! There's a bank there! 275 00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:49,689 Why are you clutching the bag to your heart? 276 00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:51,409 Any crook would know you've.. 277 00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:53,409 ..withdrawn lots of money from the bank! 278 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,249 So then? - Walk casually. 279 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,409 You know what? - What? 280 00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:01,049 You've said something sensible for the first time in your life! 281 00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:02,489 Shut up. 282 00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:04,049 Such wisdom does not befit you! 283 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,489 Let's go. 284 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,209 Look at him inviting the thieves! 285 00:18:08,649 --> 00:18:09,849 The lousy idiot! 286 00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:11,169 They repent that.. 287 00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:13,489 ..they've been robbed and plundered! 288 00:18:20,169 --> 00:18:21,249 Stop there! 289 00:18:21,329 --> 00:18:23,329 The thief has made away with our stuff! What do we do now? 290 00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:24,289 Turn the jeep around! 291 00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,129 Start it. 292 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:38,049 My God! What a calamity! I hope you aren't hurt, sir. 293 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:41,289 What a shame! Having taken birth in the holy land of India, this chap.. 294 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,129 ..instead of slogging like a mule and living like a dog.. 295 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,249 ..is into thievery! 296 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:46,449 Who the hell are you? 297 00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:49,609 What's wrong with his voice? - Who is he? 298 00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:56,351 It's a tramp in the garb of the thief! 299 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,369 Where are you from? 300 00:18:58,449 --> 00:19:00,369 From the central jail, no less! - What? 301 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,163 Who are you to be questioning us? 302 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,038 We're going to do all the asking now, okay? 303 00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:05,329 Where are you coming from? 304 00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:06,289 Why? 305 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,129 Because we're cops! - Cops? 306 00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:11,329 But you look like crooks! 307 00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:12,969 But that's the idea! 308 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:16,049 All the crooks of the world think we're one of them. 309 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,729 Oh really? - And that's exactly how we catch them! 310 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,809 For instance, you're a thief. 311 00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:24,649 But you look beautiful! - She's very good-looking. 312 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:25,809 Isn't she? 313 00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:35,069 Just step back and give that bag to me. 314 00:19:35,619 --> 00:19:38,529 Walk straight to the police station and give yourself up to the law! 315 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,329 Why? Won't you come? 316 00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:42,378 Yes! Let's go. 317 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,609 Let's take her! - Yes. 318 00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:44,809 Go and sit in the jeep! 319 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,449 Okay. - She's good. 320 00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:49,649 Woo her. - What is it? 321 00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,049 Look there! 322 00:19:52,529 --> 00:19:54,089 Where are you off to? 323 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,243 We'd have to push it. The battery's down! 324 00:19:58,089 --> 00:19:59,849 Let's go! - There she goes! 325 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,769 Meet me later, sister-in-law. 326 00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:03,609 Where are you going? - There's my loyal jeep.. 327 00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,369 ..out in search of me! 328 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,729 Come! - Stop this jeep! 329 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:10,209 It isn't looking for you. It's hurtling towards us! - Stop it. 330 00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,529 Save yourself! 331 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:15,209 Go inside. Jam the gears! 332 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,369 God! 333 00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:21,009 Where are the crooks who had escaped away with my jeep? - What? 334 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:21,929 They were crooks? 335 00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:23,969 Never mind that. Where are they? 336 00:20:24,569 --> 00:20:26,369 They've even stolen my bag! 337 00:20:26,449 --> 00:20:27,969 How much was there? - Vidyarthi! 338 00:20:28,049 --> 00:20:30,409 How much money? - Only my father knows. 339 00:20:32,977 --> 00:20:34,569 You mischief-maker! 340 00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:36,969 After making me lose my dough with your silly advice.. 341 00:20:37,129 --> 00:20:38,569 ..you're having a feast in here! 342 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,409 No lunch for one year for you. 343 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:42,089 A year? But, brother-in-law? - Yes. 344 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:43,849 You get no toilet-soaps for 2 years! 345 00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:46,089 I'll spread the stink around! - That's all right! 346 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,159 You will get no hair-oil for 3 years. 347 00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:50,249 And razors for a shave are out for 4 years! 348 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:52,729 You haven't lost a treasure that.. 349 00:20:53,476 --> 00:20:56,609 ..you're punishing as if I'm a dreaded criminal. 350 00:20:56,776 --> 00:20:58,329 How much money was the bag carrying? 351 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:00,249 Don't ask! You'd faint out of shock! 352 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,169 It had 110 rupees. - God! 353 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,416 You've lost a fortune, haven't you? 354 00:21:05,489 --> 00:21:09,129 Your father's a tough man who didn't suffer a stroke.. 355 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:10,729 ..fearing the expenses. 356 00:21:10,809 --> 00:21:13,969 Whoever has stolen my money, will never be happy in life! 357 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,369 He'll rot to death. 358 00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:18,849 The family will become beggars one day. 359 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,369 It's not fair to curse his whole family, daddy! 360 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,449 Curse the thief, if you must! 361 00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:25,009 What? A female? 362 00:21:26,129 --> 00:21:27,089 I'm dead. 363 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,089 How do you find your daughter? 364 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,769 Like my daughter, naturally. How else would she be? 365 00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:34,369 Have you seen her clothes? 366 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:36,489 I think she's the thief. 367 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:37,449 Shut up! 368 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:39,169 My daughter hasn't reached a stage.. 369 00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:40,489 ..that she would've to steal to live! 370 00:21:40,729 --> 00:21:42,809 She's destined to rule the world! 371 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,769 The astrologer who predicted.. 372 00:21:44,849 --> 00:21:47,169 ..had also said that she'd marry a thief! 373 00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:31,409 "Come and settle in my heart." 374 00:22:31,824 --> 00:22:36,169 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 375 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:44,729 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 376 00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:49,249 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 377 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,569 "This is a monsoon story." 378 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,969 "Drench me in your love. My youths' ever so thirsty." 379 00:22:58,035 --> 00:22:59,969 "Why are you thinking, rain on me." 380 00:23:00,082 --> 00:23:02,169 "My youths' ever so thirsty." 381 00:23:04,568 --> 00:23:06,572 "What are you thinking, pour on." 382 00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:08,729 "Woo me, or get wooed." 383 00:23:08,957 --> 00:23:13,325 "What are you thinking, pour on. Woo me, or get wooed." 384 00:23:13,405 --> 00:23:17,695 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 385 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:22,191 "Come, settle in my heart. Woo me, or get wooed." 386 00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:41,652 "Slippery is the path of love." 387 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:44,125 "And your seducing gaze." 388 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:50,322 "The paths of love are slippery." 389 00:23:50,402 --> 00:23:52,277 "And so are your eyes." 390 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:54,761 "The paths of love are slippery." 391 00:23:54,841 --> 00:23:56,830 "And so are your eyes." 392 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,368 "What are you thinking, slip on." 393 00:24:01,449 --> 00:24:03,566 "Woo me, or get wooed. 394 00:24:03,581 --> 00:24:05,711 "What are you thinking, slip on." 395 00:24:05,771 --> 00:24:07,970 "Woo me, or get wooed." 396 00:24:08,007 --> 00:24:10,085 "Come, settle in my heart." 397 00:24:10,145 --> 00:24:12,369 "Woo me, or get wooed." 398 00:24:29,997 --> 00:24:32,045 "The eyes shall meet the eyes." 399 00:24:32,075 --> 00:24:34,609 "And pass such cutting gaze." 400 00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:40,769 "Our eyes will meet." 401 00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:43,049 "And pass such cutting gaze." 402 00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:45,290 "Our eyes will meet." 403 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,449 "And pass such cutting gaze." 404 00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:51,664 "Either save me or be gone." 405 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:53,944 "Woo me, or get wooed." 406 00:24:53,945 --> 00:24:56,049 "Either save me or be gone." 407 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:58,449 "Woo me, or get wooed." 408 00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:00,528 "Come, settle in my heart." 409 00:25:00,595 --> 00:25:02,809 "Woo me, or get wooed." 410 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,049 "You're salty, let me taste you." 411 00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:16,289 "On my lips let me put you." 412 00:25:20,369 --> 00:25:22,889 "You're salty, let me taste you." 413 00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:24,994 "On my lips let me put you." 414 00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:27,129 "You're salty, let me taste you." 415 00:25:27,369 --> 00:25:29,449 "On my lips let me put you." 416 00:25:31,729 --> 00:25:33,882 "You'll be in trouble, go and hide." 417 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,086 "Woo me, or get wooed." 418 00:25:36,146 --> 00:25:38,253 "You'll be in trouble, go and hide." 419 00:25:38,254 --> 00:25:40,526 "Woo me, or get wooed." 420 00:25:40,609 --> 00:25:44,861 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 421 00:25:44,928 --> 00:25:46,889 "Reside into my heart." 422 00:25:46,969 --> 00:25:49,609 "Hook me or get hooked." 423 00:26:01,866 --> 00:26:03,866 My darling brother. 424 00:26:03,946 --> 00:26:05,226 What is it, darling-sister? 425 00:26:05,306 --> 00:26:08,626 Do you know how many girls are getting married nowadays? 426 00:26:08,706 --> 00:26:10,266 There are so many weddings around. 427 00:26:10,546 --> 00:26:12,106 We're not part of a band, okay? 428 00:26:12,186 --> 00:26:14,066 Nor are we labourers working at the celebrations.. 429 00:26:14,146 --> 00:26:15,786 ..to keep track of that! 430 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,746 I'm bored of life. I need a companion. 431 00:26:19,826 --> 00:26:22,466 Don't worry about that! I'll bring home a wife who will.. 432 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:25,186 ..wash your hair. - Apply shampoo to it! 433 00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:28,106 When you want your hair done. - She'll do it for you! 434 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:31,186 When your brother goes out. - She'll spend time with you! 435 00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:34,106 And when you go out. - She'll spend time with me! 436 00:26:34,186 --> 00:26:36,746 Shame on you! You have an unmarried sister at home.. 437 00:26:36,826 --> 00:26:38,626 ..and you're thinking of your own wedding! 438 00:26:38,706 --> 00:26:41,626 We thought you were talking about your brother's marriage. 439 00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:43,786 If this is how you guys will be, you'd better watch out! 440 00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:45,946 I'll bring home a guy one fine day.. 441 00:26:46,026 --> 00:26:48,186 ..and ask you to accept him as your brother-in-law! 442 00:26:49,186 --> 00:26:50,466 Neelam? - Yes. 443 00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:51,946 You've brought me to my senses today! 444 00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:53,786 I'll find you a good husband! 445 00:26:53,866 --> 00:26:56,346 We'll have to work day and night, collecting money for your dowry! 446 00:26:56,426 --> 00:26:57,426 Really? - Got it? 447 00:26:57,506 --> 00:26:59,346 I do! Do you understand too? - No. 448 00:26:59,466 --> 00:27:00,786 No, she doesn't! 449 00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:05,546 "My darling sister will soon be a bride." 450 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,186 Greetings, sir. 451 00:27:08,266 --> 00:27:10,786 Greetings. Do come in and sit down. 452 00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,026 What can I do for you? 453 00:27:13,077 --> 00:27:14,866 I don't keep knives as mortgage. 454 00:27:15,379 --> 00:27:17,346 Ornaments will do. 455 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,826 This is not meant to be pawned! 456 00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:23,586 It's meant to stab you! Now quietly hand us all the ornaments! 457 00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:26,666 How can I? It belongs to other people? 458 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,666 Hurry up. This chap has already killed thrice. 459 00:27:28,811 --> 00:27:29,826 Pardon me? 460 00:27:29,906 --> 00:27:31,066 I've murdered thrice. 461 00:27:31,146 --> 00:27:33,826 Let me have the jewels or I'll stab you. - Yes. 462 00:27:33,906 --> 00:27:35,546 Hurry up! We don't have time to waste! 463 00:27:35,626 --> 00:27:36,826 This is good. 464 00:27:37,315 --> 00:27:38,426 Take this! 465 00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:41,586 It's good! - Look at this necklace! 466 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,306 It'd look great on my sister! 467 00:27:43,386 --> 00:27:46,226 Look at these heavy bangles! - It's fantastic! 468 00:27:46,306 --> 00:27:49,346 They're better than the jewels that the film stars wear. 469 00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:53,106 What are you laughing for? 470 00:27:53,466 --> 00:27:54,666 Look down. 471 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,346 There's nothing there. - At the knife, I say! 472 00:27:59,306 --> 00:28:01,986 So, my boys. Acting smart with me, are you? 473 00:28:03,106 --> 00:28:05,906 Now look! Quietly hand over the ornaments to me! 474 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,146 Or this knife will stab and kill both of you. 475 00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:10,306 My mother's! - What? 476 00:28:10,386 --> 00:28:12,986 These ornaments are mementos of my late mother! 477 00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:15,066 How can I give them away to him? 478 00:28:15,146 --> 00:28:16,826 He's a thief. 479 00:28:16,906 --> 00:28:20,746 We don't want to pawn our ornaments with him.. 480 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:23,143 ..but he's forcing us into parting with them! 481 00:28:23,426 --> 00:28:26,106 Is anyone there to help us? - Help! 482 00:28:26,186 --> 00:28:30,986 They're lying! - Help! 483 00:28:31,066 --> 00:28:33,266 Born in the holy land in India.. 484 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,386 ..instead of slogging like a mule.. 485 00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:37,866 ..and living the life of a miserable dog.. 486 00:28:38,106 --> 00:28:40,906 ..you're into thievery now? So, what's going on? 487 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:44,066 That's a line from the block buster. 488 00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:45,906 Not the film, you idiot. 489 00:28:45,986 --> 00:28:47,506 They are actually my words! She's that thief! 490 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:50,146 And you, you impostor! Out with the ornaments! 491 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:53,106 You seem to be my hero! - Oh really? 492 00:28:53,626 --> 00:28:55,386 Come on. Quick! 493 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:56,786 Out with the ornaments! - But that's mine. 494 00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:57,786 Shut up! 495 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,106 When two thieves.. 496 00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:02,866 I mean, when a cop is talking to a thief, never interfere. 497 00:29:02,946 --> 00:29:04,466 Okay? - Excuse me! 498 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:05,866 What is it? - Take a look. 499 00:29:06,186 --> 00:29:07,626 It's the cops! Let's flee! - Police! 500 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,786 Run. - My jewels. 501 00:29:09,866 --> 00:29:11,186 Where are they? What's wrong? 502 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:14,386 What happened? - Robbers? 503 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:17,786 I've seen a cop flee at the sight of another cop for the first time! 504 00:29:17,866 --> 00:29:19,546 They're not cops but thieves. - Thieves? 505 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:20,786 Let us grace them. 506 00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:22,386 Not grace, but chase them. 507 00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:23,546 Okay please! - Let's go! 508 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:24,786 Catch him! 509 00:29:25,106 --> 00:29:29,106 God. I'm so tired. 510 00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:34,946 Looks like there's no one around in this house either! 511 00:29:35,026 --> 00:29:37,186 So, let's make away with whatever we can find! 512 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,866 This is a police station! 513 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:45,706 Rangeela? You? 514 00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:47,106 Why are you following me? 515 00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:50,106 Why? I'd even lay down my life for you. 516 00:29:50,186 --> 00:29:53,106 I only need your consent. - Lay off! 517 00:29:53,786 --> 00:29:56,026 Have you ever seen yourself - I have. 518 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:58,026 I certainly look like a heroine! 519 00:29:58,426 --> 00:29:59,706 What do you think, my hero? 520 00:30:00,186 --> 00:30:01,266 Get lost. 521 00:30:02,826 --> 00:30:03,946 Look! 522 00:30:04,306 --> 00:30:06,786 They've slipped out of my hands again. 523 00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:08,706 Had you listened to me, it wouldn't have happened! 524 00:30:08,786 --> 00:30:10,786 Listen to you? First speak to me properly! 525 00:30:10,866 --> 00:30:14,106 Had you extended any bit of operation today.. - Co-operation. 526 00:30:14,186 --> 00:30:17,026 Had you extended co-operation I'd have been promoted! 527 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,226 Promotion! 528 00:30:18,336 --> 00:30:19,386 Seen yourself? 529 00:30:20,866 --> 00:30:21,906 Shall I rap it? 530 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,026 Touch me, if you can! - The lousy mosquito! 531 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,346 Where are you, Raja? 532 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:31,266 My Raja's lost. 533 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,266 This is a police station? 534 00:30:33,426 --> 00:30:34,426 No. It's a railway station. 535 00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:37,026 And we're both express trains. Hop in! 536 00:30:37,182 --> 00:30:38,186 I haven't come to hop in! 537 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:40,666 My Raja's asleep. 538 00:30:40,746 --> 00:30:43,167 So what can we do, if he's asleep? 539 00:30:43,186 --> 00:30:44,186 He's asleep. 540 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:45,666 He's lost, you mean? - Yes! 541 00:30:45,826 --> 00:30:47,426 This chap is Rangeela. His side-kick. 542 00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:50,026 You're Rangeela? - I'm Nandu! I'm everyone's, friend. 543 00:30:50,106 --> 00:30:51,586 Are you? Then prove it. 544 00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:54,826 "Don't break my heart." 545 00:30:54,906 --> 00:30:56,666 This is Nandu from the blockbuster film Raja Babu. 546 00:30:56,746 --> 00:30:58,346 I've seen it 8 times. He's Nandu. 547 00:30:58,426 --> 00:30:59,506 My friend is lost. 548 00:30:59,586 --> 00:31:00,706 Now don't cry! 549 00:31:00,786 --> 00:31:03,026 Just sit down, while I note down your complaint. 550 00:31:03,106 --> 00:31:05,026 Sit down. - Yes. 551 00:31:05,106 --> 00:31:06,186 Raja 552 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,306 Okay, Vidyarthi. Sit here and give him company 553 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,986 while I go and find them. - You are not going anywhere. I am. 554 00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:24,986 You want to catch them and ruin my promotion! 555 00:31:25,066 --> 00:31:26,146 No, not done. 556 00:31:26,226 --> 00:31:27,506 You are not going. I am going. 557 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:28,746 But.. - No! 558 00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:29,986 Well, okay. Go ahead. 559 00:31:35,746 --> 00:31:38,666 Now wait a minute! Why is he so considerate towards me today? 560 00:31:39,026 --> 00:31:43,106 Something is certainly fishy! But I'm smarter. 561 00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:47,226 I've got both of you! 562 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:48,586 Let me go! - I'll get my promotion! 563 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:50,546 Let them go! I've got a.. 564 00:31:50,626 --> 00:31:52,906 ..loaded gun and I have your back to me! 565 00:31:52,986 --> 00:31:54,746 I have a gun, too! - Who's that? 566 00:31:54,906 --> 00:31:56,306 Police commissioner. 567 00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:57,906 Good night sir. - Okay. 568 00:31:59,106 --> 00:32:00,586 What a commissioner!? - Turn. 569 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:03,346 Nandu? - Everyone's pal. 570 00:32:03,706 --> 00:32:04,586 Catch them! 571 00:32:04,786 --> 00:32:05,986 Why? You catch them! - Catch! 572 00:32:06,186 --> 00:32:07,826 I won't. - I beg of you. 573 00:32:07,906 --> 00:32:09,746 No, you catch. - Please! 574 00:32:13,446 --> 00:32:14,186 Hello! 575 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,346 Hello! This is Malhotra calling from America. 576 00:32:16,426 --> 00:32:18,346 Just a moment! I'll call my brother-in-law. 577 00:32:18,426 --> 00:32:20,946 There's a call from America, brother-in-law! 578 00:32:21,346 --> 00:32:24,426 How often have I told you not to touch those phones from America? 579 00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:27,106 I've only picked up the Indian phone. 580 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:29,106 He's handling the phone there in America! - Quiet! 581 00:32:29,632 --> 00:32:31,506 Hello? Sharma here! 582 00:32:31,586 --> 00:32:35,746 Sharma? This is Malhotra calling from America. 583 00:32:36,026 --> 00:32:37,186 How are you out there? 584 00:32:37,386 --> 00:32:39,266 How did you find the pickles I'd sent? 585 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,146 They were excellent. 586 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:44,546 I'll send you some more, when I find someone going abroad. 587 00:32:44,626 --> 00:32:48,626 Actually, my son is landing in India by tomorrow morning's flight. 588 00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:50,026 For the pickles? 589 00:32:50,346 --> 00:32:52,626 What a colossal waste of money! 590 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:53,386 I'll send them to you. 591 00:32:53,466 --> 00:32:54,986 It's not for the pickles. 592 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:57,026 He has a musical program in India. 593 00:32:57,106 --> 00:32:57,946 What? 594 00:32:58,026 --> 00:32:59,346 Your son is a singer then? 595 00:32:59,426 --> 00:33:02,026 You could say that. Actually, 596 00:33:02,476 --> 00:33:05,106 I wonder if you could show him a girl he can marry. 597 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:07,386 Why another girl? My daughter's here. 598 00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:10,746 You wouldn't find a girl like her anywhere else in the world! 599 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,826 Your daughter, did you say. Fantastic. 600 00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:17,666 I have no objections, if my son approves of your daughter! 601 00:33:17,986 --> 00:33:19,226 But just remember this. 602 00:33:19,682 --> 00:33:22,346 In spite of staying in America, he has.. 603 00:33:22,426 --> 00:33:24,346 ..not forgotten his Indian roots and culture. 604 00:33:24,506 --> 00:33:26,586 My daughter is also.. 605 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,186 ..a hardcore Indian. 606 00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:31,586 I'll have your son put up at my place, okay? Don't worry! 607 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,066 Okay bye! 608 00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:36,106 My luck! I've found a son-in-law without any efforts! 609 00:33:36,906 --> 00:33:39,546 Roopa! 610 00:33:39,906 --> 00:33:41,066 Are you ready? 611 00:33:41,294 --> 00:33:43,986 It's time for the flight to land. Hurry up! 612 00:33:51,146 --> 00:33:56,226 Now look at my baby! You still have no dress-sense, do you? 613 00:33:56,426 --> 00:33:58,226 What's wrong with this dress? 614 00:33:58,306 --> 00:33:59,466 It's typically Indian, isn't it? 615 00:33:59,546 --> 00:34:01,906 The dress is undoubtedly Indian. 616 00:34:01,986 --> 00:34:04,586 But the person arriving is an American, isn't he? 617 00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:07,026 How is he going to approve of you, dressed like this? 618 00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:09,746 You've covered yourself from head to toe! 619 00:34:09,826 --> 00:34:13,346 The charms of my beautiful girl are just not on show! 620 00:34:13,746 --> 00:34:18,426 You haven't even let your neck be bare so he could put the holy thread. 621 00:34:18,506 --> 00:34:21,106 I'm going to the airport only to receive him. 622 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,786 And not marry him, okay? 623 00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:26,866 May the lord save my innocent little girl from the evil eye! 624 00:34:26,946 --> 00:34:29,550 Why have I spent so much of money.. 625 00:34:29,626 --> 00:34:32,866 ..and called him over from America to perform in India? 626 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:37,014 So that he approves of you and becomes my son-in-law! Understand? 627 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:41,266 Now wear the dress I ask you to and come with me! 628 00:34:41,466 --> 00:34:43,266 Okay mom. - You're a good daughter. 629 00:34:48,346 --> 00:34:49,786 Hurry up, dear! 630 00:34:50,706 --> 00:34:51,786 Come! 631 00:34:52,186 --> 00:34:53,866 Hurry up, brother-in-law. 632 00:34:53,946 --> 00:34:56,186 The aircraft must have landed. Come. 633 00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:58,266 But, dad, I don't want to come with you! - Come. 634 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:04,186 Is he returning from the airport, dad? - He's going to stay with us! 635 00:35:04,306 --> 00:35:05,626 I could have met him at home. 636 00:35:05,786 --> 00:35:07,106 Why did you have to drag me here? 637 00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:08,946 The moment he lands in India, 638 00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:10,549 I want you to be the first girl he sets his eyes on. 639 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:11,786 And fall in love with you, too. - let me go! 640 00:35:11,847 --> 00:35:13,706 Whom will he marry, if he loves her? 641 00:35:13,786 --> 00:35:15,706 Why? He'll marry me! - You? 642 00:35:15,786 --> 00:35:18,866 What would people think, if you continue dragging me like this? 643 00:35:18,946 --> 00:35:20,346 What is this? - Daughter and father.. 644 00:35:20,426 --> 00:35:21,706 ..love each other deeply! - Oh really! 645 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,626 So the father is dragging the daughter away. 646 00:35:23,706 --> 00:35:25,466 That's not right, brother-in-law. They'd think.. 647 00:35:25,546 --> 00:35:27,626 ..that your daughter's in love with a hooligan. 648 00:35:27,706 --> 00:35:29,186 So you're sending her away abroad! - Got it? 649 00:35:29,266 --> 00:35:31,546 Your mouth stinks! Use some adhesive to shut it! 650 00:35:31,626 --> 00:35:32,826 Greetings, Mr. Sharma. - What? 651 00:35:32,906 --> 00:35:34,826 How are you? - Fine. 652 00:35:34,906 --> 00:35:37,106 What brings you here? - To play cricket. 653 00:35:37,186 --> 00:35:39,386 I'm here to receive my friend's son. 654 00:35:39,466 --> 00:35:41,466 Can't you see that much? 655 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,706 Watch it, brother-in-law. The garland will snap! 656 00:35:44,786 --> 00:35:46,346 This girl isn't made of flowers to.. 657 00:35:48,906 --> 00:35:50,586 Where's Mala (garland)? - It's in your hands. 658 00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:52,746 Not this, you idiot! Where's Mala, my daughter? 659 00:35:53,146 --> 00:35:54,066 That's right. Where is she? 660 00:35:55,626 --> 00:35:58,586 Here you are! I've been looking for you all over. 661 00:35:59,946 --> 00:36:01,226 Come closer, will you? - Why? 662 00:36:01,906 --> 00:36:03,626 Because my father wants to be a grandpa. 663 00:36:03,826 --> 00:36:05,946 And my uncle wants.. - Keep your distance! 664 00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:07,386 I'm worried, anyway. - Do you know? 665 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:10,786 My father has imported a brand new hero for me from America! 666 00:36:11,626 --> 00:36:12,786 That deserves applause! - What? 667 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,626 To welcome the new hero! 668 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:31,786 That American is supposed to marry me, you know? 669 00:36:32,011 --> 00:36:34,226 I see! But, that's wonderful! 670 00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:35,266 What? 671 00:36:40,306 --> 00:36:41,586 I am very sorry. - It's all right. 672 00:36:41,746 --> 00:36:43,586 It seemed as if someone had pushed me. 673 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:44,746 Okay, it's all right. 674 00:36:44,826 --> 00:36:46,226 I am very sorry. 675 00:36:46,586 --> 00:36:48,666 I said it's okay. Sir! 676 00:36:49,986 --> 00:36:53,066 Put the matrimonial necklace around my neck, my love! 677 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:55,066 And let this Mala adorn your neck! 678 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,226 Move aside! 679 00:36:56,586 --> 00:36:58,746 I'm not interested in such things, okay? - Is that so? 680 00:37:03,586 --> 00:37:07,386 I've apologized to you thrice, for falling on you just once. 681 00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:08,747 But you still pushed me! 682 00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,586 I haven't pushed you, sir. 683 00:37:13,706 --> 00:37:15,066 I wonder what's happening! 684 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:18,306 This chap falls over girls, even as he walks around! 685 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,986 Let's make some love, before you go! 686 00:37:21,426 --> 00:37:23,186 Now look! I can't waste time on these things! 687 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,186 Can I have a dozen kisses? 688 00:37:25,346 --> 00:37:27,906 Why are you being a bore? Just get lost! 689 00:37:29,426 --> 00:37:30,506 Get lost. 690 00:37:30,586 --> 00:37:31,586 One sip, please! - No. 691 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,026 One sip to me and one for you. 692 00:37:33,586 --> 00:37:34,546 Oh inspector! 693 00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:35,426 What was that? 694 00:37:35,506 --> 00:37:36,706 Nothing. It's your ears! 695 00:37:36,866 --> 00:37:37,866 Hi, there! 696 00:37:37,946 --> 00:37:39,506 What are you doing? - Come here. 697 00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:45,426 Sorry! - Sorry. 698 00:37:45,506 --> 00:37:47,506 Hello! Welcome to India! 699 00:37:48,186 --> 00:37:49,266 You? 700 00:37:49,346 --> 00:37:52,266 I'm Sundari Motwani, from the women's organization. 701 00:37:52,346 --> 00:37:55,026 I'm the one who has organized this program for you. 702 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,506 This is my daughter, Roopa. 703 00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:58,506 Looks like my sister, doesn't she? 704 00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:00,266 That's Prem (love), Roopa. 705 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:03,226 You may love him! I mean, say hello. 706 00:38:03,306 --> 00:38:04,786 Hello. - Why are you calling them? 707 00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:07,786 To get a kiss from you. 708 00:38:07,866 --> 00:38:10,346 But if they come over, I'll be in trouble! 709 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:13,186 Then quietly give me a kiss. - Won't you behave yourself? 710 00:38:13,331 --> 00:38:14,426 Inspector! 711 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,426 Mummy! 712 00:38:25,586 --> 00:38:28,946 Good boy! That's a fast boy, isn't he? 713 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:31,946 You've answered my prayers at last, lord! - Mummy? 714 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:34,586 That chap's kissing her! - Get lost. 715 00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:36,426 What am I supposed to do? - Stop him! 716 00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:40,066 Relax, son, this isn't America! You're in India. 717 00:38:40,146 --> 00:38:42,466 That could land you in trouble! - Say, sir. 718 00:38:42,546 --> 00:38:46,266 They're kissing out of love. Why do you interfere? 719 00:38:46,786 --> 00:38:47,986 Are you nuts? 720 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:49,506 You've barged in without reason. 721 00:38:49,586 --> 00:38:51,266 Brother-in-law! He's still at it. 722 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:53,306 That's my tough luck! 723 00:38:53,386 --> 00:38:56,386 Had my daughter been here, he'd have been kissing her! 724 00:38:56,466 --> 00:38:58,066 That chap seems to be in such a hurry.. 725 00:38:58,146 --> 00:39:00,586 ..that had you arrived first, he'd have grabbed you and.. - Shut up! 726 00:39:00,826 --> 00:39:01,906 What would they say, if they heard you? 727 00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:03,146 She's listening! - What is it? 728 00:39:04,226 --> 00:39:05,426 Baby! - Baby. 729 00:39:08,675 --> 00:39:10,226 I am sorry! I am very sorry! 730 00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:12,826 Please understand! 731 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,386 Here. 732 00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:18,226 I am very sorry! 733 00:39:18,986 --> 00:39:20,306 She must've felt bad. 734 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,106 But I haven't taken any offense! 735 00:39:22,186 --> 00:39:24,706 Why must you anyway? You're not the one he has kissed! 736 00:39:24,786 --> 00:39:26,226 Do you recognise me, son? 737 00:39:26,306 --> 00:39:27,390 Yes - I'm your uncle! 738 00:39:27,502 --> 00:39:28,626 Uncle! - Yes. 739 00:39:29,511 --> 00:39:31,466 Come son. - Let's go home. 740 00:39:31,546 --> 00:39:33,386 Come along. - Prem? 741 00:39:33,466 --> 00:39:35,986 The fool has taken him away! 742 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:37,226 Rupa. 743 00:39:38,331 --> 00:39:39,826 Did you see what your daughter has done? 744 00:39:40,094 --> 00:39:41,986 She's ruined all the efforts I had put in. 745 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,826 I'd taken her to the airport.. 746 00:39:44,128 --> 00:39:46,266 ..so that he'd see her there and approve of her. 747 00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,546 I wonder where she's disappeared! 748 00:39:48,306 --> 00:39:51,066 She is your daughter, after all. I spoke. 749 00:39:51,629 --> 00:39:54,266 "O stranger, don't go away." 750 00:39:55,903 --> 00:39:59,346 What's this daddy? Where did you disappear? 751 00:40:00,026 --> 00:40:01,581 Dad? Do you know how worried I was? 752 00:40:01,656 --> 00:40:04,266 That's wonderful! Now she's accusing me! 753 00:40:04,346 --> 00:40:06,866 Was it we who disappeared or was it you? You decide this! 754 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,426 What? - It's your mistake. 755 00:40:09,029 --> 00:40:10,866 You've spoilt her with your pampering. 756 00:40:11,186 --> 00:40:12,626 She's taken after you. - Get lost. 757 00:40:13,701 --> 00:40:14,986 What are you standing here for? 758 00:40:15,066 --> 00:40:17,946 The American is upstairs. Go and keep him company! 759 00:40:18,026 --> 00:40:20,106 Sure! After I've kept him company, 760 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:23,197 he'll run away from India and head straight for the U. S! 761 00:40:23,346 --> 00:40:26,346 See you dad! - Don't do something funny. 762 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,706 What's that now? 763 00:40:29,506 --> 00:40:30,706 Everything is fine! 764 00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:36,986 Just because the Americans didn't let you sing and dance.. 765 00:40:37,487 --> 00:40:39,186 ..you came to India, right? 766 00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:42,786 But you won't achieve anything here! You'd better return. 767 00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:52,706 It's you? 768 00:40:53,426 --> 00:40:55,506 You're fantastic, my love! 769 00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:59,306 You've even packed off the Yankee and landed in my bedroom! 770 00:40:59,826 --> 00:41:02,386 Oh my Lover! You are so clever! 771 00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:06,826 Raja? - I'm not your lover. 772 00:41:06,906 --> 00:41:08,066 Leave me alone! 773 00:41:09,226 --> 00:41:10,506 What's up? What happened! 774 00:41:10,854 --> 00:41:11,586 Why did you scream? - Why? 775 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:13,386 Who's she? - She's my sister's daughter. 776 00:41:13,506 --> 00:41:14,586 How's she related to you? 777 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:15,746 She.. - This man's my sister's husband. 778 00:41:15,826 --> 00:41:18,235 Let me speak! That's my daughter, Mala. 779 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,146 Forgive me, my lord! 780 00:41:20,506 --> 00:41:21,306 Sorry. 781 00:41:21,986 --> 00:41:26,186 My benefactor, my dear father! - Who? - My father! 782 00:41:26,972 --> 00:41:32,826 I've taken him for my husband, with all my heart and soul! 783 00:41:33,306 --> 00:41:34,506 Oh God! 784 00:41:35,897 --> 00:41:38,986 How did the Indian traditional spring from western? 785 00:41:39,346 --> 00:41:42,746 What did you do to her? She has changed completely. 786 00:41:42,826 --> 00:41:45,826 I'm no son-in-law! My name is Prem Malhotra. 787 00:41:47,106 --> 00:41:49,386 This chap can't be your son-in-law. 788 00:41:50,561 --> 00:41:51,956 Did I ask you for your opinion? 789 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:53,906 I won't speak anymore. 790 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,146 I get a scolding on speaking. 791 00:41:58,233 --> 00:41:59,586 Hello? - Hello. 792 00:42:00,146 --> 00:42:03,546 Sundari speaking. 793 00:42:03,626 --> 00:42:04,986 Oh hello! How are you? 794 00:42:05,146 --> 00:42:06,226 Prem here. 795 00:42:06,947 --> 00:42:08,567 When is the program? 796 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,626 It's scheduled for 6 p.m. 797 00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:12,546 But you must be there at 7 p.m. sharp. 798 00:42:12,626 --> 00:42:14,146 At 7 p.m? Why is that? 799 00:42:14,306 --> 00:42:16,146 That's Indian punctuality! 800 00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:19,306 Nobody pays attention to those who are punctual in this country! 801 00:42:19,832 --> 00:42:23,026 The latecomers are considered to be stars! 802 00:42:23,346 --> 00:42:25,586 No, thank you. I'll be there at 5.. 803 00:42:25,839 --> 00:42:27,407 ..and begin the show at 6 p.m. 804 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:34,706 "Maiden from London, no way." 805 00:42:36,786 --> 00:42:38,786 "American beauty, no way." 806 00:42:40,534 --> 00:42:42,786 "The girl from Hong Kong, no way." 807 00:42:44,418 --> 00:42:46,426 "Mademoiselle from Paris, no way." 808 00:42:46,586 --> 00:42:48,666 "India." 809 00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:52,146 "Nothing official about it!" 810 00:43:04,945 --> 00:43:06,812 "The girl from here is just great." 811 00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,306 "Saree on her body is just great." 812 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,306 "Dot on her forehead is great." 813 00:43:10,586 --> 00:43:12,205 "Earrings are great." 814 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,066 "Anklets on her feet are great." 815 00:43:14,274 --> 00:43:15,954 "Lipstick on her lips is just." 816 00:43:16,034 --> 00:43:17,874 "Her innocence is just great." 817 00:43:17,954 --> 00:43:19,594 "Her coyness is just great." 818 00:43:19,646 --> 00:43:23,114 "The best in the world is our India!" 819 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,594 "We are the little birdies of this utopia!" 820 00:43:26,673 --> 00:43:27,521 "It's ours." 821 00:43:27,551 --> 00:43:30,874 "East or West! India is the best!" 822 00:43:31,091 --> 00:43:34,434 "East or west, India's the best." 823 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,954 "The weather here is just great." 824 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,794 "The monsoon here is just great." 825 00:44:23,874 --> 00:44:25,594 "The garden here is just great." 826 00:44:25,674 --> 00:44:27,514 "The life here is just great." 827 00:44:27,594 --> 00:44:29,274 "Industrialists are just great" 828 00:44:29,354 --> 00:44:30,963 "The flour here is just great." 829 00:44:31,030 --> 00:44:32,733 "Brands of shoes are great." 830 00:44:32,763 --> 00:44:34,661 "Pretty girl's slap is just." 831 00:44:34,668 --> 00:44:36,430 "Cricketer's batting is just great." 832 00:44:36,514 --> 00:44:38,403 "Superstar's acting is just great." 833 00:44:38,455 --> 00:44:40,248 "The batsman is just great." 834 00:44:40,293 --> 00:44:41,889 "The bowler is just great." 835 00:44:41,942 --> 00:44:43,705 "The singer is just great." 836 00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:45,595 "The percussionist is just great." 837 00:44:45,647 --> 00:44:47,434 "The dance form is just great." 838 00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:49,262 "The Punjabi dance is just great." 839 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:51,062 "The Marathi dance here is just great." 840 00:44:51,152 --> 00:44:52,833 "The Gujarati dance here is just great." 841 00:44:52,901 --> 00:44:56,531 "Our India is best in the world.." 842 00:44:56,607 --> 00:45:00,656 "We are the buds and it is our garden." - "It is ours.." 843 00:45:00,753 --> 00:45:04,113 "East or west, India is the best.." 844 00:45:04,293 --> 00:45:07,674 "East or west, India is the best.." 845 00:45:39,091 --> 00:45:42,699 "Everyone here lives their lives in absolute ecstasy." 846 00:45:42,752 --> 00:45:46,374 "The fun that you will find here is rare." 847 00:45:46,389 --> 00:45:48,354 "The Eid here is just great." 848 00:45:48,434 --> 00:45:50,094 "The Diwali here is just great." 849 00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:51,954 "The Holi here is just great." 850 00:45:52,034 --> 00:45:53,709 "The bride's palanquin is great." 851 00:45:53,844 --> 00:45:55,577 "The traditional dress is great." 852 00:45:55,644 --> 00:45:57,594 "The sweet talk is just great." 853 00:45:57,674 --> 00:45:59,372 "North, south, east or west!" 854 00:45:59,469 --> 00:46:01,127 "India is the best!" 855 00:46:01,202 --> 00:46:03,039 "The land of culture, the land of green." 856 00:46:03,069 --> 00:46:04,742 "This is the land of you and me!" 857 00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:06,617 "The leader is just great." 858 00:46:06,677 --> 00:46:08,319 "The Mughal emperor is just great." 859 00:46:08,342 --> 00:46:10,202 "Mahatma Gandhi is just great." 860 00:46:10,277 --> 00:46:12,032 "Mr. Nehru is just great." 861 00:46:12,115 --> 00:46:13,833 "Baba Ambedkar is just great." 862 00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:15,557 "Mother Teresa is just great." 863 00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:17,696 "We are taking it up. We are taking it down." 864 00:46:17,756 --> 00:46:19,383 "This is the Indian town." 865 00:46:19,384 --> 00:46:21,273 "Together we are strong. In god we trust." 866 00:46:21,347 --> 00:46:23,079 "Yes, you cannot beat us." 867 00:46:23,162 --> 00:46:24,954 "Taj Mahal is just great." 868 00:46:25,034 --> 00:46:26,674 "Charminar is just great." 869 00:46:26,732 --> 00:46:28,456 "Mango pickle is just great." 870 00:46:28,509 --> 00:46:30,077 "The love here is just great." 871 00:46:30,107 --> 00:46:31,994 "The superstar is just great." 872 00:46:32,074 --> 00:46:33,835 "The model is just great." 873 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,702 "All India Radio is just great." 874 00:46:35,785 --> 00:46:37,653 "DD Metro is just great." 875 00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:39,498 "National television is just great." 876 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,236 "The army here is just great." 877 00:46:41,316 --> 00:46:43,001 "The navy here is just great." 878 00:46:43,038 --> 00:46:45,076 "So, come on. Everybody in India." 879 00:46:45,156 --> 00:46:46,796 "Come on. You know I'm telling you." 880 00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:48,596 "Come on. Everybody in India." 881 00:46:48,676 --> 00:46:50,396 "Welcome to India." 882 00:46:50,476 --> 00:46:53,596 "The best in the world is our India!" 883 00:46:54,033 --> 00:46:57,396 "The best in the world is our India!" 884 00:46:57,635 --> 00:47:00,836 "We are the little birdies of this utopia!" 885 00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:01,756 "It's ours!" 886 00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:05,076 "East or West! India is the best!" 887 00:47:05,436 --> 00:47:08,756 "We are the buds and it is our garden." - "It is ours.." 888 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:12,309 "East or west, India is the best." 889 00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:14,116 "Come on! Let me hear you say." 890 00:47:14,276 --> 00:47:15,996 "India." 891 00:47:16,076 --> 00:47:19,476 C'mon, c'mon, everybody say!" - "India!" 892 00:47:19,756 --> 00:47:21,436 "India, we love you!" 893 00:47:21,516 --> 00:47:23,236 "India, for me and you!" 894 00:47:23,356 --> 00:47:25,116 "India from the bottom to the top." 895 00:47:25,196 --> 00:47:26,876 "India is here, you cannot stop." 896 00:47:26,956 --> 00:47:28,716 "India, let me see your smile." 897 00:47:28,796 --> 00:47:30,556 "India, I love that style." 898 00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:32,396 "India, is happening now." 899 00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:34,356 "India is here, we are so proud!" 900 00:48:07,434 --> 00:48:08,956 Speak up! 901 00:48:10,315 --> 00:48:13,476 Go on! I'll get the truth out of you, no matter how long it takes! 902 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:14,796 Tell me. 903 00:48:14,876 --> 00:48:16,636 Speak up! Whom do those trucks belong to? 904 00:48:17,236 --> 00:48:19,716 Who owns them? Tell me! - I don't know. 905 00:48:19,893 --> 00:48:22,036 Tell me! Speak up! 906 00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:24,036 I don't know. - They belong to us. 907 00:48:31,352 --> 00:48:33,036 They call me uncle. 908 00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:35,316 I'm Tiger's mentor. 909 00:48:40,096 --> 00:48:41,558 What brings you here? 910 00:48:42,198 --> 00:48:43,638 It's nothing much, inspector. 911 00:48:44,558 --> 00:48:46,238 I have about a 100 trucks plying in the country.. 912 00:48:46,918 --> 00:48:50,238 ..which transport cocaine, marijuana and other narcotics. 913 00:48:50,757 --> 00:48:51,878 You don't have to be surprised. 914 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,776 Every cop here knows about it. 915 00:48:54,936 --> 00:48:56,096 But they keep their lips sealed. 916 00:48:56,794 --> 00:48:57,936 Sit down. 917 00:48:58,656 --> 00:49:01,216 Inspector, the government pays you about.. 918 00:49:01,727 --> 00:49:03,856 ..5000 rupees a month for your job. 919 00:49:05,154 --> 00:49:07,891 But I will pay you 50,000 rupees a month. 920 00:49:09,091 --> 00:49:12,216 Besides which, for esteemed guests, such as you.. 921 00:49:12,296 --> 00:49:14,096 ..I keep the doors of my guest-house always open! 922 00:49:15,816 --> 00:49:17,096 Thank you very much. 923 00:49:17,776 --> 00:49:20,096 I'm your type of man, too. - I see. 924 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,616 That's right. I only accept a salary that pays for my efforts. 925 00:49:23,896 --> 00:49:26,016 By the way, for guests like you I have.. 926 00:49:26,128 --> 00:49:28,056 ..a little guest-house in there, too. 927 00:49:29,997 --> 00:49:31,736 I've already been transferred nine times. 928 00:49:32,496 --> 00:49:33,896 I'm prepared for the 10th time. 929 00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:35,416 Now look, my boy. 930 00:49:35,896 --> 00:49:39,896 I have more experience in years than your age. 931 00:49:40,296 --> 00:49:43,816 Listen to me carefully and try to understand it. 932 00:49:44,376 --> 00:49:47,216 Release all the trucks that you've confiscated. 933 00:49:47,376 --> 00:49:48,616 That would be in your own interests. 934 00:49:48,845 --> 00:49:50,376 And what if I don't? 935 00:49:52,851 --> 00:49:55,543 Think of your wife and kids, inspector. 936 00:49:55,616 --> 00:49:58,216 Because I didn't want the threats of crooks like you to affect me, 937 00:49:58,736 --> 00:50:00,892 I haven't even got married. 938 00:50:00,976 --> 00:50:03,376 What a pity! Aren't you married then? 939 00:50:03,953 --> 00:50:06,656 You mean, you have no one to cry over your dead body? 940 00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:09,896 Tiger. May the Lord bless him. 941 00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:18,376 Here. 942 00:50:18,729 --> 00:50:20,296 Hi baby! - What can I bring for you, sir? 943 00:50:20,456 --> 00:50:22,896 Get me delicacies. - Yes. 944 00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:24,576 How's it going, ma'am? 945 00:50:25,546 --> 00:50:27,496 This is a nice wrist-watch. How much is it worth? 946 00:50:27,630 --> 00:50:29,056 It costs 4,500 rupees. 947 00:50:29,296 --> 00:50:31,736 I ask you for delicacies and you got me this? 948 00:50:33,576 --> 00:50:36,056 You said it's nice! And flung it away! 949 00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:37,616 I don't know what's wrong! 950 00:50:43,176 --> 00:50:44,816 Rupa! - Hi! 951 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:50,292 How about it? 952 00:50:55,058 --> 00:50:55,816 Rupa! 953 00:50:59,304 --> 00:51:00,216 Rupa! 954 00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:11,717 What's up with you? 955 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:16,816 Please save me! 956 00:51:20,976 --> 00:51:22,616 Let me go! - Let her go. 957 00:51:22,695 --> 00:51:24,056 How is she related to you? 958 00:51:24,136 --> 00:51:25,883 I can't say that. 959 00:51:25,988 --> 00:51:29,616 But she does seem to be your sister! 960 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,056 Move! 961 00:51:33,323 --> 00:51:34,696 Get up, idiot. 962 00:51:49,034 --> 00:51:51,496 That was a nice punch. Let me go now. 963 00:52:02,096 --> 00:52:03,176 No way! - No. 964 00:52:03,696 --> 00:52:04,776 Did you say something? 965 00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:06,256 Did you? - No. 966 00:52:06,536 --> 00:52:07,616 I didn't say anything either. 967 00:52:09,456 --> 00:52:12,016 Go outside and get betel leaf. - But.. 968 00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:15,296 Okay! I'll go and get it. 969 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,936 But you have the tea upstairs. 970 00:52:17,315 --> 00:52:18,696 That's where I'm headed! - Yes. 971 00:52:18,784 --> 00:52:20,456 Okay bye. - Yes. 972 00:52:28,936 --> 00:52:30,256 Got you. Got you. 973 00:52:30,498 --> 00:52:31,696 Got you. 974 00:52:32,245 --> 00:52:33,816 Who is it? - You? - Constable! - Got you. 975 00:52:33,896 --> 00:52:35,936 But why catch hold of me? Get him. He's the ruffian! 976 00:52:36,016 --> 00:52:37,256 You're the worst. 977 00:52:37,436 --> 00:52:39,576 And it's your arrest that will get me a promotion! 978 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,816 Oh yes? Take this! 979 00:52:43,002 --> 00:52:44,576 Hit me. - Hey, what are you doing? 980 00:52:45,882 --> 00:52:46,656 Hit. 981 00:52:51,596 --> 00:52:53,856 Oh my god! How did I hit a cop? 982 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,456 I'm in a mess. 983 00:52:57,616 --> 00:52:58,696 Got him! I won't let go! 984 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:00,776 You can't escape my clutches. 985 00:53:01,113 --> 00:53:02,536 Got him! - You. 986 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:05,936 Catch him! - Catch me if you can. 987 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,216 Get him. 988 00:53:09,168 --> 00:53:10,216 Rupa! 989 00:53:14,496 --> 00:53:19,176 Oh my god! Trust the Americans to be so fast! 990 00:53:19,368 --> 00:53:21,976 You kissed her at the airport the other day. 991 00:53:22,056 --> 00:53:23,965 I wonder what you've done today, 992 00:53:24,016 --> 00:53:25,990 that you've had to carry her! 993 00:53:26,096 --> 00:53:29,176 You're home, my boy! You may set her down. 994 00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:32,296 She's in no state to be set down. - Naughty boy! 995 00:53:32,736 --> 00:53:35,136 And what did you do that she can't be set down? 996 00:53:35,327 --> 00:53:36,456 She has passed out. 997 00:53:37,178 --> 00:53:39,016 Passed out? 998 00:53:39,437 --> 00:53:41,336 That's where he must have gone. - That side. 999 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,016 Okay. Look for him, I'll go home. 1000 00:53:43,096 --> 00:53:44,976 No way. You look for him! 1001 00:53:50,536 --> 00:53:51,976 Who's that? - What? 1002 00:53:52,434 --> 00:53:54,256 Son-in-law! 1003 00:53:54,647 --> 00:53:56,496 Father-in-law! 1004 00:53:57,536 --> 00:53:59,336 My respects, sir! - Bless you, son! 1005 00:53:59,898 --> 00:54:01,416 But there's something I can't understand. 1006 00:54:01,856 --> 00:54:04,339 Why did you have to jump the gate? 1007 00:54:04,564 --> 00:54:06,376 It's a habit. Ever since I was a kid! 1008 00:54:06,616 --> 00:54:09,376 As a kid? But his father said he was a singer who.. 1009 00:54:09,456 --> 00:54:10,576 See. - They have a huge lawn. 1010 00:54:10,656 --> 00:54:12,216 Never take a load! 1011 00:54:12,514 --> 00:54:15,296 I'll be confused? - Yes. - I've a headache. 1012 00:54:15,696 --> 00:54:17,296 Let's go inside and talk about it. - Inside? 1013 00:54:18,336 --> 00:54:20,976 Instead of getting locked up, it's better to follow him. 1014 00:54:21,536 --> 00:54:22,856 Dear.. 1015 00:54:23,066 --> 00:54:27,456 ..this chap is feeling terribly shy to tell me what's happened. 1016 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:31,896 You tell me now, what he did to you that you even passed out? 1017 00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:33,016 Mom! The thug! 1018 00:54:33,153 --> 00:54:34,416 Am I a thug? - Not you! 1019 00:54:34,496 --> 00:54:36,576 The one you bashed up! - Did I bash up someone? 1020 00:54:36,656 --> 00:54:39,416 There was this deadly ruffian who caught hold of me. 1021 00:54:39,627 --> 00:54:41,912 And this gentleman beat him up.. 1022 00:54:42,002 --> 00:54:43,736 ..and made mincemeat of him! 1023 00:54:43,825 --> 00:54:46,536 You must be exhausted after the fight, son. 1024 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:49,816 How about some chilled-beer and crisps, then? 1025 00:54:49,896 --> 00:54:52,056 No, thank you. I drink only milk. 1026 00:54:52,136 --> 00:54:54,136 Here you are. Have a glass of milk. 1027 00:54:54,216 --> 00:54:57,976 Pour the milk in a dairy, fatso! 1028 00:54:58,056 --> 00:54:59,416 Why give it to me? - No. 1029 00:54:59,508 --> 00:55:01,136 But you must have the milk! 1030 00:55:01,216 --> 00:55:02,376 Are you crazy? - Why? 1031 00:55:02,496 --> 00:55:04,896 What he says is right. Where's the glass? 1032 00:55:04,976 --> 00:55:07,176 Lousy idiot! - Give it. - Here you are. 1033 00:55:07,336 --> 00:55:09,736 But I just can't digest milk. 1034 00:55:09,816 --> 00:55:12,056 Then what can you digest? - I always find my food! 1035 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,496 Like? - See. 1036 00:55:15,816 --> 00:55:16,896 It's over there! 1037 00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:18,976 Brother-in-law. 1038 00:55:19,336 --> 00:55:20,336 Here I am! 1039 00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:23,976 I think he's the wrong guy. - I'll smash your ugly face! 1040 00:55:24,056 --> 00:55:25,256 And I? 1041 00:55:27,256 --> 00:55:29,216 What a throw! 1042 00:55:29,819 --> 00:55:31,056 He can't be our guy! 1043 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:35,616 He's only thrown the cork at you. I'll smash a bottle on your head! 1044 00:55:37,065 --> 00:55:38,336 Here you are. - Thank you. 1045 00:55:42,296 --> 00:55:43,576 Great stuff! 1046 00:55:49,536 --> 00:55:50,816 Have you mixed something? 1047 00:55:50,872 --> 00:55:52,616 Sugar, apart from the water by the milkman. 1048 00:55:52,890 --> 00:55:55,496 I see. But why is it so strong? 1049 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,616 I feel as if I had liquor. 1050 00:55:57,696 --> 00:55:59,736 It's giving me a kick! - There you are! 1051 00:55:59,936 --> 00:56:03,736 You're bound be intoxicated, when Rupa serves.. 1052 00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:05,896 ..you a drink! Go ahead and have. 1053 00:56:18,338 --> 00:56:20,136 How about it? 1054 00:56:22,306 --> 00:56:24,136 Rupa! - What's wrong, mom? 1055 00:56:25,404 --> 00:56:27,936 The milk really seems to have given him a great kick! 1056 00:56:28,136 --> 00:56:29,736 The way he winked at me. 1057 00:56:29,816 --> 00:56:31,976 Mom. - Take him away. Go on! Hurry up! 1058 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:35,576 Why did you hit her on her bottom, son-in-law? 1059 00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:37,176 She's not your wife, is she? 1060 00:56:37,537 --> 00:56:39,696 Not at all! She's the maid-servant of our house. 1061 00:56:40,005 --> 00:56:41,176 So, what's he jealous about? 1062 00:56:41,256 --> 00:56:43,096 Are they going around? - Brother-in-law. 1063 00:56:43,176 --> 00:56:45,336 You're thinking of marrying your daughter to him and.. 1064 00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:46,696 ..he's flirting with the maid! 1065 00:56:46,776 --> 00:56:48,165 Look at him having a ball! 1066 00:56:49,597 --> 00:56:50,576 Get lost. 1067 00:56:51,216 --> 00:56:53,096 What are you doing? She's a maid-servant! 1068 00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:54,856 My daughter's up there, in the bedroom. 1069 00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:57,776 Your daughter's in the bedroom. - Yes. 1070 00:56:57,856 --> 00:56:59,056 For me. 1071 00:57:02,631 --> 00:57:03,896 Hi hero! 1072 00:57:03,976 --> 00:57:05,576 Oh heroine! 1073 00:57:07,753 --> 00:57:09,776 Your dad's a fantastic guy. 1074 00:57:10,004 --> 00:57:12,256 I must say! But he's not as good as I! 1075 00:57:12,441 --> 00:57:13,936 Let's go! - What? 1076 00:57:14,016 --> 00:57:15,496 Yes, let's go! - Brother-in-law. 1077 00:57:15,816 --> 00:57:19,096 Another word from you and I'll shove my foot in your mouth! 1078 00:57:19,948 --> 00:57:20,936 Go dear! 1079 00:57:38,646 --> 00:57:42,096 "The building is tall and the lift's not working." 1080 00:57:43,033 --> 00:57:44,416 "How do I ever come?" 1081 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:46,416 "My heart is so willing." 1082 00:57:51,972 --> 00:57:55,708 "The building's tall and the lift is not working." 1083 00:57:56,016 --> 00:57:58,016 "How do I ever come?" 1084 00:57:58,454 --> 00:57:59,776 "My heart is so willing." 1085 00:58:00,337 --> 00:58:04,936 "Come with the music and the band." 1086 00:58:05,053 --> 00:58:06,936 "I miss you oh so very much." 1087 00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:09,336 "My groom, come take my hand." 1088 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:13,856 "Come with the music and the band." 1089 00:58:13,902 --> 00:58:16,016 "I miss you oh so very much." 1090 00:58:16,077 --> 00:58:18,856 "My groom, come take my hand. - But how?" 1091 00:58:18,936 --> 00:58:22,336 "The building is tall. And the lift is closed." 1092 00:58:22,776 --> 00:58:24,776 "How shall I come?" 1093 00:58:25,534 --> 00:58:26,936 "The door is closed." 1094 00:59:07,885 --> 00:59:10,656 "I'll come running for you." 1095 00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,936 "I'll even climb 100 stairs for you." 1096 00:59:16,932 --> 00:59:19,856 "You are my sweetheart, you have to come." 1097 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,936 "You'll have to bear with my airs." 1098 00:59:30,336 --> 00:59:34,096 "A storm has risen, my life's in danger." 1099 00:59:34,776 --> 00:59:38,416 "Though I wish to come my heart's turned a betrayer." 1100 00:59:39,279 --> 00:59:43,176 "The building's tall and the lift is not working." 1101 00:59:43,676 --> 00:59:45,416 "How do I ever come?" 1102 00:59:45,994 --> 00:59:47,336 "My heart is so willing." 1103 00:59:47,658 --> 00:59:52,255 "Come with the music and the band." 1104 00:59:52,336 --> 00:59:54,416 "I miss you oh so very much." 1105 00:59:54,496 --> 00:59:56,496 "My groom, come take my hand." 1106 00:59:56,650 --> 01:00:01,176 "Come with the music and the band." 1107 01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,336 "I miss you oh so very much." 1108 01:00:03,483 --> 01:00:06,016 "My groom, come take my hand." 1109 01:00:06,146 --> 01:00:10,336 "The building is tall. And the lift is closed." 1110 01:00:10,594 --> 01:00:12,496 "How shall I come?" 1111 01:00:12,716 --> 01:00:14,176 "My heart doesn't listen." 1112 01:00:24,582 --> 01:00:27,176 "You go ahead, I'll follow you." 1113 01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:31,496 "Like a magnet you pull me." 1114 01:00:33,371 --> 01:00:36,094 "Where are you going with eyes shut tight?" 1115 01:00:37,924 --> 01:00:40,776 "You'll be run down by Michael's cycle in broad day light." 1116 01:00:46,936 --> 01:00:50,442 "You are far as much as you seem close." 1117 01:00:51,336 --> 01:00:54,927 "You wink at me. You're a girl so weird." 1118 01:00:55,850 --> 01:00:59,656 "Mumbai is shut. The train's not working." 1119 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,776 "How shall I come?" 1120 01:01:02,539 --> 01:01:03,856 "My heart doesn't listen." 1121 01:01:04,736 --> 01:01:06,096 "The power too is out." 1122 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,656 "The lights too fused out." 1123 01:01:09,184 --> 01:01:10,496 "How shall I come?" 1124 01:01:11,656 --> 01:01:16,096 "My heart doesn't listen. My heart doesn't listen." 1125 01:01:19,713 --> 01:01:24,336 "Come with the music and the band." 1126 01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:26,410 "'I miss you oh so very much." 1127 01:01:26,496 --> 01:01:28,536 "My groom, come take my hand." 1128 01:01:28,616 --> 01:01:33,176 "Come with the music and the band." 1129 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:35,416 "I miss you oh so very much." 1130 01:01:35,424 --> 01:01:38,096 "My groom, come take my hand." 1131 01:02:17,808 --> 01:02:19,496 What do you mean by blocking my path? 1132 01:02:19,661 --> 01:02:24,416 Tiger has decided when you will die, my boy. 1133 01:02:25,766 --> 01:02:27,896 Only the ceremonial coconut needs to be broken! 1134 01:02:29,995 --> 01:02:34,816 What was it that Mr. Gandhi had said, uncle? - See no evil, he said. 1135 01:02:35,936 --> 01:02:38,576 What else did he say? - Speak no evil. 1136 01:02:39,336 --> 01:02:42,016 There was something more he preached, uncle. - Hear no evil. 1137 01:02:43,607 --> 01:02:44,776 Heard that? 1138 01:02:45,504 --> 01:02:47,496 Neither will the people here see anything now.. 1139 01:02:48,955 --> 01:02:50,496 ..nor will they speak of anything. 1140 01:02:51,595 --> 01:02:55,856 And neither will they squeal. 1141 01:03:13,052 --> 01:03:14,176 Why did you scream like that? 1142 01:03:14,736 --> 01:03:17,256 Have you seen something? - Yes, I did. 1143 01:03:17,950 --> 01:03:19,256 Did you hear the dead man scream? 1144 01:03:21,144 --> 01:03:22,336 Yes, I did. 1145 01:03:22,976 --> 01:03:25,816 Will you tell anyone of what you've heard and seen here? 1146 01:03:28,296 --> 01:03:29,336 I'll tell the court about it. 1147 01:03:29,696 --> 01:03:30,896 Really? 1148 01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:49,296 Brother. 1149 01:03:53,116 --> 01:03:54,176 Brother. 1150 01:03:54,368 --> 01:03:55,576 What's happened? 1151 01:03:59,016 --> 01:04:00,856 Who was it? Who did this? 1152 01:04:01,441 --> 01:04:03,776 Brother. 1153 01:04:04,536 --> 01:04:05,696 That man, Tiger. 1154 01:04:08,336 --> 01:04:08,976 What? 1155 01:04:13,422 --> 01:04:15,856 Sir, ever since your father passed away, 1156 01:04:16,272 --> 01:04:19,122 you always feed thousands on his death-anniversary. 1157 01:04:19,616 --> 01:04:20,496 But it will not pacify your.. 1158 01:04:20,576 --> 01:04:22,816 ..father's soul unless you perform the last rites. 1159 01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:25,816 So why don't you perform the last rites today? 1160 01:04:30,486 --> 01:04:31,656 No, priest. 1161 01:04:32,922 --> 01:04:38,416 Till the time I don't kill my father's assassin.. 1162 01:04:39,324 --> 01:04:42,056 ..I will not perform the last rites! 1163 01:04:50,656 --> 01:04:51,976 You get down to beating up women now. 1164 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:54,816 You call yourself Tiger and behave like a lousy fool! 1165 01:04:55,242 --> 01:04:56,456 Okay, get up idiot. 1166 01:05:33,234 --> 01:05:34,336 Run. 1167 01:05:34,650 --> 01:05:35,856 Wait! 1168 01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:41,816 Uncle! 1169 01:05:42,846 --> 01:05:44,296 What is it, son? 1170 01:05:44,376 --> 01:05:46,216 What had Mr. Gandhi preached? 1171 01:05:46,356 --> 01:05:47,976 See no evil, he said. 1172 01:05:48,180 --> 01:05:51,468 But it's not at all evil to see this fool getting beaten up. 1173 01:05:51,492 --> 01:05:53,376 So, you'd better watch! 1174 01:05:58,170 --> 01:06:00,384 What else had Mr. Gandhi preached, uncle? 1175 01:06:00,438 --> 01:06:01,456 Hear no evil, he said. 1176 01:06:02,946 --> 01:06:06,056 But there's nothing wrong with hearing his cries of agony. 1177 01:06:06,270 --> 01:06:08,816 So, I'd say you can enjoy his cries! 1178 01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:18,056 Uncle. - He also said not to speak evil. 1179 01:06:18,402 --> 01:06:19,170 C'mon! 1180 01:06:48,056 --> 01:06:49,456 Wait. Don't move! 1181 01:07:17,178 --> 01:07:20,058 Aunt! Oh my sweet aunt! 1182 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:21,296 Hi aunt! 1183 01:07:22,548 --> 01:07:26,456 Who's this young chap who openly goes about calling me aunt? 1184 01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:28,816 Don't you recognize me? I'm Tony! 1185 01:07:28,896 --> 01:07:30,056 The small kid. 1186 01:07:30,858 --> 01:07:31,728 Tony! 1187 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,216 Where were you all these years? 1188 01:07:33,288 --> 01:07:36,296 I was in Singapore, the beautiful country. 1189 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:38,538 Singapore? What profession were you into? 1190 01:07:38,592 --> 01:07:40,496 I was into many things, aunt. 1191 01:07:40,548 --> 01:07:41,416 Do you know, aunt.. 1192 01:07:41,496 --> 01:07:44,696 ..that the toilets in Singapore are famous for their cleanliness? 1193 01:07:44,754 --> 01:07:47,424 And who's responsible for that? For me. 1194 01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:50,136 Were you a sweeper in Singapore then? How disgusting! 1195 01:07:50,216 --> 01:07:53,816 Good God! The Indians are really filthy! 1196 01:07:53,896 --> 01:07:55,576 They spit anywhere they please! 1197 01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:59,040 But I always carry my broom, which is famous for hygiene! 1198 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:02,056 By the way, aunt, where is my future wife? 1199 01:08:02,336 --> 01:08:03,816 Your future wife? 1200 01:08:03,984 --> 01:08:05,896 I mean, Rupa. 1201 01:08:06,156 --> 01:08:09,736 How could you ever imagine that I'd get Rupa married to you? 1202 01:08:09,816 --> 01:08:11,736 Aunt, you are mistaken. 1203 01:08:11,964 --> 01:08:15,736 Your husband had said get married while dying. 1204 01:08:16,026 --> 01:08:19,812 You idiot! He had told me to get married again! 1205 01:08:19,884 --> 01:08:23,176 When I haven't married again, how can you get married? 1206 01:08:23,388 --> 01:08:27,588 Besides, it's Prem I'll get Rupa married to. 1207 01:08:27,656 --> 01:08:30,896 Do they have no mirrors in Singapore? Do you know how you look? 1208 01:08:31,068 --> 01:08:32,216 Wants to marry me? 1209 01:08:32,688 --> 01:08:34,136 Rupa? Are you rejecting me, too? 1210 01:08:34,734 --> 01:08:36,456 I'm very good at keeping things clean. 1211 01:08:37,230 --> 01:08:41,856 Besides, you must remember I will kill the man you intend to marry! 1212 01:08:42,306 --> 01:08:44,639 Who's he anyway? - He's Michael Jackson, when he dances. 1213 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:47,079 And as handsome as the super star. 1214 01:08:47,562 --> 01:08:49,839 And when it comes to stunts, he's no less. 1215 01:09:35,490 --> 01:09:38,916 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1216 01:09:38,988 --> 01:09:42,119 "My heart now belongs to you." 1217 01:09:42,559 --> 01:09:45,792 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1218 01:09:45,879 --> 01:09:49,119 "My heart has become yours." 1219 01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:52,759 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1220 01:09:52,959 --> 01:09:56,119 "My heart now belongs to you." 1221 01:09:56,694 --> 01:10:00,264 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1222 01:10:00,294 --> 01:10:03,399 "And my heart became yours." 1223 01:10:03,759 --> 01:10:07,231 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1224 01:10:07,283 --> 01:10:11,119 "My heart has become yours." 1225 01:10:21,369 --> 01:10:25,030 "Do tell me when you fell in love with me?" 1226 01:10:25,112 --> 01:10:28,540 "That first time when I set my eyes on you." 1227 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,039 "Why not from my face, can you take away your gaze?" 1228 01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:35,479 "No matter how much I see I yearn for you like crazy." 1229 01:10:36,203 --> 01:10:39,119 "You are my first sweetheart." 1230 01:10:39,705 --> 01:10:42,871 "How uneasy is this heart." 1231 01:10:43,215 --> 01:10:47,123 "I wait for you, dear." 1232 01:10:47,423 --> 01:10:49,755 "Dear." 1233 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:53,303 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1234 01:10:53,386 --> 01:10:56,873 "My heart has become yours." 1235 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,240 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1236 01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:03,839 "My heart has become yours." 1237 01:11:04,095 --> 01:11:07,507 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1238 01:11:07,559 --> 01:11:11,119 "My heart has become yours." 1239 01:11:46,531 --> 01:11:50,025 "Give me your wishes in writing." 1240 01:11:50,093 --> 01:11:53,617 "All that I've asked in the note is what you wish from me?" 1241 01:11:53,618 --> 01:11:57,158 "I wish to stay in your heart." 1242 01:11:57,159 --> 01:12:01,259 "If that is all, there's nothing more to say." 1243 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:04,800 "You are my first sweetheart." 1244 01:12:04,801 --> 01:12:07,981 "How uneasy is this heart." 1245 01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:12,438 "I wait for you, o dear." 1246 01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,940 "Dear. 1247 01:12:14,999 --> 01:12:18,478 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1248 01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,028 "My heart now belongs to you." 1249 01:12:22,051 --> 01:12:25,559 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1250 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,999 "My heart now belongs to you." 1251 01:12:29,190 --> 01:12:32,518 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1252 01:12:32,519 --> 01:12:35,999 "My heart now belongs to you." 1253 01:12:51,174 --> 01:12:53,343 Prem, Tony has arrived from Singapore. 1254 01:12:53,521 --> 01:12:55,458 He's forcing me to marry him. - I see. 1255 01:12:55,488 --> 01:12:56,519 What? 1256 01:12:56,759 --> 01:12:59,430 Won't you do anything, if he forces me to marry him? 1257 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,319 What can I do? 1258 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,999 You'll have to fight him! Bash him up! 1259 01:13:04,879 --> 01:13:06,900 I haven't hurt a mosquito in my life. 1260 01:13:07,119 --> 01:13:08,478 How will I bash him up? 1261 01:13:08,599 --> 01:13:09,679 Come. 1262 01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:12,999 Now that we're here, let's eat something. - Yes. 1263 01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:14,439 Waiter! - Yes sir! 1264 01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:16,239 Yes sir! 1265 01:13:16,326 --> 01:13:19,104 I can't read English. Read it for me. 1266 01:13:19,956 --> 01:13:21,279 Chicken delicacy. Chicken fry. - Prem? 1267 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,759 Mutton fry, chicken rice, mutton rice.. 1268 01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:25,599 Do you have fritters? 1269 01:13:26,238 --> 01:13:28,439 We do sir. - Hurry up and get us two plates - Prem? 1270 01:13:28,638 --> 01:13:30,359 Right away sir. - Listen. 1271 01:13:30,444 --> 01:13:32,592 Get me lemonade. - And half a cup of tea! 1272 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:33,759 Yes sir! 1273 01:13:37,116 --> 01:13:38,919 What are you looking at me like that? 1274 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:41,079 I can't do without you anymore. 1275 01:13:41,519 --> 01:13:43,759 When will you marry me? - Marry you? 1276 01:13:44,328 --> 01:13:45,999 Let my sister get married first. 1277 01:13:46,632 --> 01:13:48,359 After that. - What? 1278 01:13:48,552 --> 01:13:50,534 Do you even have a sister? - Neelam? 1279 01:13:50,688 --> 01:13:53,759 She means the world to me! 1280 01:13:53,839 --> 01:13:56,170 Really? - I've even found a suitor for her. 1281 01:13:56,250 --> 01:14:01,599 Once she gets married, we can have all the fun. 1282 01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:05,265 Here's the plate of fritters. 1283 01:14:06,168 --> 01:14:08,185 We had asked for sandwiches. - Fritters? 1284 01:14:08,304 --> 01:14:09,425 What is this? 1285 01:14:09,702 --> 01:14:10,665 Here's Tony. 1286 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:12,105 Hi. Hello, Tony! 1287 01:14:17,184 --> 01:14:18,665 Is this how they serve it? 1288 01:14:19,134 --> 01:14:20,345 Don't we pay for what we have? 1289 01:14:20,425 --> 01:14:22,290 Wait till I set him right. Stay here! 1290 01:14:22,345 --> 01:14:24,505 Raja, where are you going? - So, you're the guy? 1291 01:14:24,576 --> 01:14:26,425 Leave him alone! - But, what's wrong? 1292 01:14:26,652 --> 01:14:28,585 Because you are the obstacle between me and Rupa. 1293 01:14:28,746 --> 01:14:31,985 As long as you are alive, Rupa and I can never be married, get it? 1294 01:14:32,070 --> 01:14:33,432 You want to hit me? - Yes! 1295 01:14:33,486 --> 01:14:35,145 Do you want to kill me? - Of course! 1296 01:14:35,850 --> 01:14:37,345 Will you really hit me? - Yes! 1297 01:14:37,425 --> 01:14:38,465 Watch out. - What? Where? 1298 01:14:38,544 --> 01:14:40,905 Toilet. - You! 1299 01:14:41,064 --> 01:14:43,585 You take me for an idiot, do you? 1300 01:14:43,722 --> 01:14:44,825 You were throwing fritters at us? 1301 01:14:44,905 --> 01:14:48,145 Get me another plate. Quick! 1302 01:14:55,985 --> 01:14:57,145 Where were you going? 1303 01:14:57,288 --> 01:14:58,944 Have you gone nuts? 1304 01:14:59,172 --> 01:15:00,305 You called me a nut? 1305 01:15:03,036 --> 01:15:03,624 I am sorry! 1306 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,058 Have you just walked out of the asylum? 1307 01:15:05,105 --> 01:15:06,705 No! 1308 01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:08,934 I'm from Singapore! 1309 01:15:08,985 --> 01:15:10,825 But why did you push me? 1310 01:15:10,866 --> 01:15:12,825 I'll hit you. 1311 01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,105 That hurts, you hippo! 1312 01:15:16,392 --> 01:15:17,465 Hurts? 1313 01:15:29,385 --> 01:15:31,465 Sorry! - I am sorry! - I am sorry! 1314 01:15:31,758 --> 01:15:33,825 Sorry! - Thank you! 1315 01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:35,905 Thank you sir! 1316 01:15:39,108 --> 01:15:40,225 What man? - Yes. 1317 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:25,185 Sorry sir! 1318 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,105 Did that hurt? 1319 01:16:28,428 --> 01:16:34,425 I hope? - I am so sorry sir! 1320 01:16:43,605 --> 01:16:45,870 I know you're fond of fighting! 1321 01:16:45,930 --> 01:16:48,185 But let him go! Let's go! - But why did he start the fight? 1322 01:16:48,265 --> 01:16:49,665 Let's go! - Just a minute! One last kick! 1323 01:16:50,145 --> 01:16:52,025 Idiot. - Sorry! 1324 01:17:00,022 --> 01:17:01,145 Let's shake hands, Prem! 1325 01:17:01,403 --> 01:17:02,745 You're fantastic! - What? 1326 01:17:02,825 --> 01:17:03,647 You packed him off to.. 1327 01:17:03,727 --> 01:17:05,366 ..Singapore without a passport! - But I've done nothing! 1328 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,745 Now don't pretend! 1329 01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,465 Let's go! 1330 01:17:13,105 --> 01:17:17,305 Son, that girl has decided to testify against you in the court. 1331 01:17:18,118 --> 01:17:20,105 If she makes it to the court. - Hold it, uncle! 1332 01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:25,745 That girl and her brother must not make it to the courts! 1333 01:17:26,983 --> 01:17:30,025 Give it a thought. Think of a way out, uncle! 1334 01:17:31,604 --> 01:17:33,464 Sister-in-law, we believe your sister. 1335 01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:35,465 Give way! I want to get ready. 1336 01:17:35,545 --> 01:17:37,439 Move! The boy must be on his way. Let me get ready. 1337 01:17:37,483 --> 01:17:38,729 Tell me how I look? 1338 01:17:38,785 --> 01:17:39,865 You look cheap. 1339 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:44,219 You guys are dressing up as if you're the ones getting married. 1340 01:17:44,305 --> 01:17:45,465 The suitor must have arrived. 1341 01:17:45,554 --> 01:17:47,789 Look after them while I go and get Neelam ready. 1342 01:17:47,865 --> 01:17:48,985 Go on! Hurry up! 1343 01:17:49,124 --> 01:17:50,505 Okay! - And remember.. 1344 01:17:50,585 --> 01:17:52,265 ..to speak of good things about Neelam. 1345 01:17:52,345 --> 01:17:54,225 But, of course! She's my sister. 1346 01:17:54,305 --> 01:17:56,545 My sister is one in billions, really! 1347 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:59,865 That's not all! When there's a queue at the ration shop.. 1348 01:17:59,945 --> 01:18:02,359 ..she pushes and jostles to make it to the top of the queue! 1349 01:18:02,465 --> 01:18:04,705 She brings the provisions in no time at all! 1350 01:18:04,879 --> 01:18:07,609 She must be given an award in the art of catching running buses! 1351 01:18:07,691 --> 01:18:10,549 Whether the bus stops or not, she manages to board it! 1352 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,865 She returns home all alone, after a late-night movie! 1353 01:18:13,945 --> 01:18:16,785 Because nobody would dare mess with her! She's very strong! Very strong. 1354 01:18:17,057 --> 01:18:19,105 What a lucky man you are! What a girl you got! 1355 01:18:19,247 --> 01:18:21,783 What was that? - What a fine girl you've got! 1356 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:24,993 You've praised her so much. Call her. 1357 01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:26,305 Let's see her. 1358 01:18:26,385 --> 01:18:29,625 Here's the special person for the special occasion. Neelam! 1359 01:18:29,844 --> 01:18:32,105 Look at her and choose her. 1360 01:18:33,084 --> 01:18:34,517 He's ogling at her! 1361 01:18:34,734 --> 01:18:38,305 People will say she's an amazing girl. - Pardon me? 1362 01:18:38,349 --> 01:18:39,300 Daughter-in-law. 1363 01:18:39,380 --> 01:18:41,828 Daughter-in-law! - She's very pretty, really. 1364 01:18:41,910 --> 01:18:44,769 So now tell me something. There's no dowry involved, I hope? 1365 01:18:44,843 --> 01:18:47,185 No, there's nothing we want as dowry. 1366 01:18:47,611 --> 01:18:50,745 We'd be content with just 50 kilos of gold. - 50 kilos of gold? 1367 01:18:51,144 --> 01:18:54,065 My wife weighs at least 50 kilos, doesn't she? 1368 01:18:55,403 --> 01:18:58,025 I'd already began to calculate that for 50 kilos of gold.. 1369 01:18:58,105 --> 01:19:01,345 ..how many jewellery shops we'd have to break into! - What? 1370 01:19:02,084 --> 01:19:04,491 We'd have to buy it, he means! - Buy! 1371 01:19:04,585 --> 01:19:06,185 We approve of your sister. 1372 01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:08,825 Neelam approves of your son, too. Isn't that right, Neelam? 1373 01:19:08,905 --> 01:19:12,465 Speak up! - Here's what we'll do. Let's set the wedding-date. 1374 01:19:12,545 --> 01:19:13,825 Tell them! - What? 1375 01:19:13,867 --> 01:19:15,305 He's only saying that we must finalize 1376 01:19:15,385 --> 01:19:17,145 the date of the wedding. - Yes. 1377 01:19:17,825 --> 01:19:18,905 That's okay, isn't it? 1378 01:19:18,985 --> 01:19:21,065 So, let's get cracking then. All right. 1379 01:19:23,545 --> 01:19:24,865 It's okay! 1380 01:19:26,932 --> 01:19:29,305 Bless them! - Bride. 1381 01:19:29,496 --> 01:19:31,545 Rangeela, you too. 1382 01:19:33,298 --> 01:19:35,128 God! There's a power failure! - Power failure? 1383 01:19:35,218 --> 01:19:37,065 What about my nuptial-night? 1384 01:19:37,281 --> 01:19:39,425 Let the power be restored. - It won't. 1385 01:19:39,505 --> 01:19:41,065 The transistor blew up. 1386 01:19:41,145 --> 01:19:41,905 Transistor? 1387 01:19:41,931 --> 01:19:43,087 Transformer! - Yes. 1388 01:19:43,147 --> 01:19:45,265 Never mind. Just send the bride inside quickly. 1389 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:48,705 The groom seems to be in a tearing hurry! 1390 01:19:48,990 --> 01:19:52,545 Come along, darling. Let me embrace you! 1391 01:20:02,783 --> 01:20:05,865 Stop blowing in the bamboo-shoot so early in the morning. 1392 01:20:06,271 --> 01:20:07,465 Here. 1393 01:20:08,050 --> 01:20:11,865 Tiger hasn't come to your doorstep to beg for alms. 1394 01:20:12,663 --> 01:20:16,465 His favorite little dog is lying in your house whom he has come to see. 1395 01:20:17,043 --> 01:20:18,385 Tommy! 1396 01:20:19,196 --> 01:20:20,465 Tommy! 1397 01:20:26,126 --> 01:20:27,465 It's you, master? 1398 01:20:27,521 --> 01:20:28,945 Come over. 1399 01:20:29,771 --> 01:20:31,105 My master. 1400 01:20:31,385 --> 01:20:32,545 Tommy! - Yes. 1401 01:20:33,055 --> 01:20:35,319 Look at my feet, Tommy. - Dirty? 1402 01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:36,705 Let me clean them up! 1403 01:20:39,273 --> 01:20:40,819 Tommy! - Yes, master? 1404 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:44,591 Your wife, his sister, has robbed me of my peace of mind. 1405 01:20:44,689 --> 01:20:47,664 That's okay, sir. I'll rob his sister of her peace of mind then! 1406 01:20:48,694 --> 01:20:53,145 It's because of your wife that her brother humiliated me in public! 1407 01:20:53,352 --> 01:20:55,145 What are you going to do about that? 1408 01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:57,625 I'll humiliate his sister then! 1409 01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:02,825 Will you still send your sister to the court.. 1410 01:21:03,135 --> 01:21:04,663 ..and have her testify against me? 1411 01:21:04,738 --> 01:21:06,011 Who's he anyway? 1412 01:21:06,091 --> 01:21:08,945 His sister is now my wife. I'll talk to her right now! 1413 01:21:09,025 --> 01:21:11,697 Are you listening? Come outside for a moment. 1414 01:21:15,725 --> 01:21:17,705 Is that you, Sushila? 1415 01:21:18,155 --> 01:21:19,820 Who's this girl? - She's.. 1416 01:21:19,843 --> 01:21:22,345 She's your sidekick's lady-love! - What nonsense? 1417 01:21:22,633 --> 01:21:24,349 Lost your composure, haven't you? 1418 01:21:24,402 --> 01:21:27,469 We got into the act, when they were about to take the vows. 1419 01:21:27,552 --> 01:21:30,559 We covered her face in a veil and sent her to the wedding altar. 1420 01:21:30,612 --> 01:21:33,327 And we blew the lights out, when they were to have their nuptials! 1421 01:21:33,373 --> 01:21:34,910 We sent this guy where he belonged! 1422 01:21:34,970 --> 01:21:37,062 He's made a mistake, hasn't he? 1423 01:21:37,144 --> 01:21:39,265 Doesn't he deserve a slap? - Go ahead! 1424 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,665 Our sister and brother-in-law are over there! 1425 01:21:46,782 --> 01:21:48,305 Master. 1426 01:21:49,918 --> 01:21:54,012 We got them married, even before this fool could wed. 1427 01:21:54,446 --> 01:21:59,545 Your game is up, Tiger. We'll now meet in the court. 1428 01:22:08,358 --> 01:22:11,145 Keeping in view the testimony and evidence at hand.. 1429 01:22:11,773 --> 01:22:14,054 ..this court has reached the conclusion that.. 1430 01:22:14,134 --> 01:22:18,025 ..Tiger, alias Ratanlal has murdered inspector Sharma. 1431 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:22,145 This Court, therefore, under section 302 of the I.P.C awards.. 1432 01:22:22,225 --> 01:22:24,319 ..the accused a death sentence. 1433 01:22:24,399 --> 01:22:26,305 To be hanged till death! 1434 01:22:30,245 --> 01:22:32,025 Sharma! - Hi. 1435 01:22:32,157 --> 01:22:34,160 How are you, my friend? - How are you? 1436 01:22:34,161 --> 01:22:36,425 It's so good to see you! - It's been ages, right? 1437 01:22:36,505 --> 01:22:38,385 How true! I am just fine. 1438 01:22:38,614 --> 01:22:41,022 The joy one experiences in returning to one's motherland.. 1439 01:22:41,105 --> 01:22:43,265 ..is always unique. - That's true. 1440 01:22:43,775 --> 01:22:45,665 It's been ages since we last met. - Yes. 1441 01:22:46,648 --> 01:22:47,905 And how's your wife? 1442 01:22:48,321 --> 01:22:49,745 What do I say? 1443 01:22:50,069 --> 01:22:51,687 She's been a living corpse ever since that.. 1444 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,345 ..incident that took place years ago. 1445 01:22:54,065 --> 01:22:56,622 We've made a vegetable out of her, feeding her medicines everyday. 1446 01:22:56,644 --> 01:22:58,016 Don't worry. 1447 01:22:58,039 --> 01:23:01,624 The almighty takes care. She'll be alright. - Who's this old man? 1448 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,672 He's pretending to be your father? 1449 01:23:03,844 --> 01:23:05,385 He's really my father. 1450 01:23:05,757 --> 01:23:07,305 Stop pretending now, okay? 1451 01:23:07,745 --> 01:23:11,270 And look at your perfectly trained mother. 1452 01:23:11,665 --> 01:23:14,745 She's putting up such a natural act! Too good! 1453 01:23:14,981 --> 01:23:15,865 Mala. 1454 01:23:16,023 --> 01:23:17,659 Take her away to the bedroom, my dear. - Sure. 1455 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:18,896 Let's go. - Go. 1456 01:23:22,308 --> 01:23:23,418 So, Malhotra? - Yes. 1457 01:23:23,478 --> 01:23:25,744 We're not friends anymore. - Why? 1458 01:23:26,411 --> 01:23:27,709 You want to fight with me? - Yes. 1459 01:23:27,762 --> 01:23:30,559 We're relatives now. You're the father of my son-in-law! 1460 01:23:30,709 --> 01:23:34,428 But that's great news! - Great news, my foot! I should be mourning! 1461 01:23:34,466 --> 01:23:35,374 Won't you expect dowry from me? 1462 01:23:35,434 --> 01:23:38,268 Come on! I can't do that, Sharma! - Won't you? Really? 1463 01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:40,067 But tell me something. - What? 1464 01:23:40,816 --> 01:23:43,196 Has my son consented too? - Consented? 1465 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,196 He's even sung a couple of love-songs! 1466 01:23:46,464 --> 01:23:48,438 He sings well, really. And here he is! 1467 01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:51,156 Do you love Mala, Prem? 1468 01:23:51,304 --> 01:23:53,640 Love? She isn't even worthy of being hated, dad! 1469 01:23:53,686 --> 01:23:56,640 What? - Come on! I know you're a good actor. 1470 01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,312 Now give your consent. 1471 01:23:58,378 --> 01:24:00,640 Marry her? No thanks, dad! 1472 01:24:00,688 --> 01:24:03,226 I've had enough of your play-acting, okay? 1473 01:24:03,340 --> 01:24:05,880 Stop acting as an American-returned and tell them the truth! 1474 01:24:06,113 --> 01:24:08,289 But we have really come in from America, dear! 1475 01:24:08,953 --> 01:24:12,633 I see! Was it America, or was it Andheri? 1476 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:13,513 Smart. 1477 01:24:13,596 --> 01:24:14,833 Sharma? - Never pull them by the tie. 1478 01:24:14,913 --> 01:24:15,753 No matter who it is! - Why? 1479 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:17,633 Mr. Malhotra is Prem's father. 1480 01:24:17,713 --> 01:24:19,770 They're really from America! - Yes. 1481 01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:23,677 My naive father! Have you been taken in by this fraud, too? 1482 01:24:23,753 --> 01:24:25,278 Fraud? - Now wait a minute. 1483 01:24:25,297 --> 01:24:28,153 Yes. - This chap is a known criminal from the slums of Dharavi.. 1484 01:24:28,233 --> 01:24:29,913 ..and this chap is a crook from the same area! 1485 01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:33,673 Had you known the truth, you would not have agreed to the marriage. 1486 01:24:33,753 --> 01:24:35,642 That's why he's dragged these fake parents. 1487 01:24:35,713 --> 01:24:37,393 Fake? - Will you wait another minute? 1488 01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:39,236 How long will I wait now? - Do you want me to present his sister, 1489 01:24:39,272 --> 01:24:40,673 if you don't believe me? 1490 01:24:40,712 --> 01:24:43,022 I don't think you're sane anymore. 1491 01:24:43,073 --> 01:24:45,380 Now listen to me. - Believe me, dad! It's true! 1492 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:46,913 If we hang around any longer, dad.. 1493 01:24:47,113 --> 01:24:49,033 ..we're going to lose our mind. - Right! 1494 01:24:49,639 --> 01:24:50,792 What? - Sharma. 1495 01:24:50,828 --> 01:24:52,910 Your daughter has reached the last stages of insanity. 1496 01:24:53,006 --> 01:24:54,388 You must immediately rush her to a mental hospital! 1497 01:24:54,468 --> 01:24:56,788 But such a thing has never happened! Malhotra. - Listen. 1498 01:24:56,864 --> 01:24:58,340 Now listen. - Dad! - Brother-in-law. 1499 01:25:08,464 --> 01:25:10,748 Let me fix the American today! 1500 01:25:10,778 --> 01:25:13,708 It's going to be the last day of his life! 1501 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:22,228 Had a son? 1502 01:25:22,548 --> 01:25:24,788 Take a look, my friend! 1503 01:25:25,052 --> 01:25:26,588 Someone's forgotten his bag. 1504 01:25:26,668 --> 01:25:29,148 It's because of guys like this that we survive! 1505 01:25:29,228 --> 01:25:31,548 Must be an idiot! Go and get it. Go on! 1506 01:25:49,663 --> 01:25:51,268 I've got the bag! 1507 01:25:51,884 --> 01:25:54,668 But, who are you? - This is no time for jokes! 1508 01:25:54,734 --> 01:25:56,648 I've got the loot. Let's scoot! 1509 01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:58,348 I'll summon the police! 1510 01:25:58,508 --> 01:25:59,630 You've gone mad? 1511 01:25:59,798 --> 01:26:01,818 You asked me to grab the bag and I did. 1512 01:26:01,898 --> 01:26:03,105 So, let's go! - Well, okay. 1513 01:26:03,185 --> 01:26:05,958 Keep the bag in the place you picked it from. 1514 01:26:06,038 --> 01:26:07,108 Back? 1515 01:26:07,188 --> 01:26:09,709 But I'll get mad, if you ask me to bring it back! 1516 01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:12,508 Go and keep it, he says! He's gone crazy! 1517 01:26:14,324 --> 01:26:15,388 Move aside! 1518 01:26:27,542 --> 01:26:28,562 Where's the bag? 1519 01:26:29,482 --> 01:26:31,108 Are you out of your mind? 1520 01:26:31,188 --> 01:26:32,621 Where's the bag, I say! 1521 01:26:32,663 --> 01:26:35,431 You asked me to steal the bag from the car, which I did! 1522 01:26:35,468 --> 01:26:37,331 And you say, keep it back there. And I did! 1523 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,948 And now you want it back? 1524 01:26:39,028 --> 01:26:41,788 Why don't you admit you've chickened out? That you have no guts! 1525 01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:44,908 Sure. Why don't you get it then? - Here goes. Just watch! 1526 01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:48,915 The idiot! 1527 01:27:03,061 --> 01:27:09,228 There's Raja! Let's hide. 1528 01:27:21,444 --> 01:27:23,348 Who are you? - Vidyarthi? - Teacher? 1529 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,508 Thank god you're alive! 1530 01:27:32,446 --> 01:27:33,948 Oh my God! Tony! 1531 01:27:41,004 --> 01:27:42,268 Okay! 1532 01:27:50,469 --> 01:27:54,188 This is the right place! Let me relieve myself. 1533 01:28:07,089 --> 01:28:08,709 From where did you steal my looks? 1534 01:28:08,739 --> 01:28:10,600 You fought at the restaurant, right? 1535 01:28:10,704 --> 01:28:11,950 Yes, I'm Raja. 1536 01:28:11,994 --> 01:28:13,308 But who are you? - Prem. 1537 01:28:13,450 --> 01:28:15,302 I'm Prem Malhotra. From America. 1538 01:28:15,452 --> 01:28:18,077 I see! So you're the one from America, are you? 1539 01:28:18,204 --> 01:28:20,799 Mala's father mistook me for you and welcomed.. 1540 01:28:20,868 --> 01:28:23,788 ..me as his son-in-law. 1541 01:28:24,001 --> 01:28:27,609 What's brewing between you and that guy from Singapore? - Nothing. 1542 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:30,053 He's already attacked me twice! 1543 01:28:30,075 --> 01:28:31,215 I faced a bomb-attack today. 1544 01:28:31,275 --> 01:28:32,508 A bomb-attack! 1545 01:28:33,428 --> 01:28:35,788 Mr. Raja, he wants to kill me.. 1546 01:28:35,868 --> 01:28:38,715 ..because I'm in love with Rupa. And he wants to marry her. 1547 01:28:38,767 --> 01:28:41,257 Don't involve me in this, okay? 1548 01:28:41,258 --> 01:28:43,650 Go and tell him right now that we're two different guys! 1549 01:28:43,748 --> 01:28:45,270 If I were to tell him the truth.. 1550 01:28:45,348 --> 01:28:47,628 ..your wedding would be endangered. - How's that? 1551 01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,808 That's because Mr. Sharma is getting .. 1552 01:28:49,868 --> 01:28:52,908 ..Mala married to you because he thinks you're no one but me. 1553 01:28:52,988 --> 01:28:56,508 But if I tell him the truth, it will only.. 1554 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:01,548 Well, I agree you're right. 1555 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:03,988 But we won't hide the truth from our girls. Okay? 1556 01:29:04,068 --> 01:29:06,228 Okay. I'll go and fetch Mala.. 1557 01:29:06,308 --> 01:29:07,478 ..and you bring Rupa. 1558 01:29:07,558 --> 01:29:10,068 But why will you fetch my girl? 1559 01:29:10,148 --> 01:29:12,668 Because the Singapore guy is shadowing my girl. 1560 01:29:12,748 --> 01:29:15,013 Well, all right. I'll go and bring your girl. 1561 01:29:15,135 --> 01:29:16,708 But stay away from my girl! 1562 01:29:16,788 --> 01:29:17,948 She has a habit of clinging. 1563 01:29:18,367 --> 01:29:19,668 I'll leave? - Go. 1564 01:29:19,897 --> 01:29:22,095 Can I go and get your girl? - Go on! 1565 01:29:22,223 --> 01:29:23,335 I won't, if you say so. 1566 01:29:23,415 --> 01:29:26,215 Go on, or you'll get a slap! - Okay, I'll go. 1567 01:29:27,095 --> 01:29:28,815 Strange chap! He's a nut. 1568 01:29:29,735 --> 01:29:32,055 Who is it? 1569 01:29:33,509 --> 01:29:34,655 Prem! 1570 01:29:35,535 --> 01:29:36,815 Rupa! 1571 01:29:37,349 --> 01:29:39,412 Prem. - Rupa. 1572 01:29:39,495 --> 01:29:41,455 Prem. - Rupa. 1573 01:29:41,535 --> 01:29:43,855 Prem. - Rupa. 1574 01:29:44,055 --> 01:29:45,895 Prem. - Rupa. 1575 01:29:45,975 --> 01:29:47,095 Prem. 1576 01:29:47,175 --> 01:29:48,855 Rupa, my child! - Rupa.. 1577 01:29:49,275 --> 01:29:50,175 Yes, mom? 1578 01:29:50,255 --> 01:29:52,815 Come here quick! Let me go! 1579 01:29:53,655 --> 01:29:55,695 Now, that's something. 1580 01:29:55,795 --> 01:29:57,335 And who are you? 1581 01:29:57,836 --> 01:29:59,613 Prem! - Rupa! 1582 01:29:59,703 --> 01:30:01,575 Prem. - Rupa. 1583 01:30:02,175 --> 01:30:04,335 You? 1584 01:30:04,803 --> 01:30:08,975 Rupa. How are you, my raspberry? - Raspberry? 1585 01:30:09,527 --> 01:30:10,775 Why are you talking like this? 1586 01:30:11,034 --> 01:30:13,775 But that's how I talk, don't I? Come on. 1587 01:30:14,095 --> 01:30:14,895 Let's go to the garden! 1588 01:30:15,219 --> 01:30:17,135 Prem! You're fine, aren't you? 1589 01:30:17,215 --> 01:30:19,015 Yes aunt, very fine! 1590 01:30:19,095 --> 01:30:21,815 100 rupees caught fine. 1 month in central jail! 1591 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,655 Why are you tensed? 1592 01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,575 Let's go for a walk. Come on! 1593 01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:29,375 Central jail! 1594 01:30:30,104 --> 01:30:31,695 My God! 1595 01:30:33,778 --> 01:30:35,015 No food from now. 1596 01:30:35,095 --> 01:30:35,975 No breakfast henceforth. 1597 01:30:36,055 --> 01:30:37,370 No food from now. 1598 01:30:37,446 --> 01:30:38,375 Listen. 1599 01:30:38,773 --> 01:30:39,895 Hello! Is Mala there? 1600 01:30:40,252 --> 01:30:41,415 He's asking for Mala. 1601 01:30:42,412 --> 01:30:43,655 What is it with Mala now? 1602 01:30:44,024 --> 01:30:45,215 To rush her to the mental hospital? 1603 01:30:45,329 --> 01:30:46,495 To the garden, actually. 1604 01:30:46,575 --> 01:30:48,093 He called her. - What? - By whom? 1605 01:30:48,535 --> 01:30:49,935 By that I meant.. 1606 01:30:53,092 --> 01:30:54,935 His heart beckons, I suppose. 1607 01:30:55,015 --> 01:30:56,495 He's in love with her! 1608 01:30:56,775 --> 01:30:58,724 Love? But wait a moment. 1609 01:30:59,295 --> 01:31:01,815 He refused the match in front of his father the other day. - Yes! 1610 01:31:01,895 --> 01:31:03,655 You don't know my dad. 1611 01:31:03,975 --> 01:31:05,135 Had I told him then, that I'm in love.. 1612 01:31:05,215 --> 01:31:07,055 ..with Mala he'd have been furious. 1613 01:31:07,283 --> 01:31:08,255 Old thinking. 1614 01:31:08,975 --> 01:31:11,815 He's come up with a plausible explanation at last! 1615 01:31:11,895 --> 01:31:13,095 But you scared me. 1616 01:31:13,175 --> 01:31:15,215 But let's celebrate. Come on! - What's this? 1617 01:31:15,539 --> 01:31:17,455 It's liquor! - But I don't drink. 1618 01:31:17,535 --> 01:31:18,855 There you go again! 1619 01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:21,175 You knocked off a whole bottle, the other day. - I? 1620 01:31:21,255 --> 01:31:25,335 Now, brother-in-law. This chap seems to be a cheat. 1621 01:31:25,495 --> 01:31:26,975 Why do you think he's a cheat? 1622 01:31:27,055 --> 01:31:28,095 Could you call Miss Mala? 1623 01:31:28,175 --> 01:31:29,255 Have a sip. 1624 01:31:29,335 --> 01:31:30,695 Please call her.. - Let's celebrate. 1625 01:31:30,895 --> 01:31:34,255 Mala! - Mala! 1626 01:31:34,495 --> 01:31:36,415 Why have you come? 1627 01:31:36,495 --> 01:31:38,215 To take you to the garden, Miss Mala. 1628 01:31:39,128 --> 01:31:40,255 Such formality? 1629 01:31:40,732 --> 01:31:41,935 What's all this nonsense? 1630 01:31:42,097 --> 01:31:43,415 He's a cheat. He's so formal. 1631 01:31:43,495 --> 01:31:47,175 It just doesn't seem right. 1632 01:31:47,695 --> 01:31:49,027 You love me, right? 1633 01:31:49,107 --> 01:31:51,015 Those in love will always love. 1634 01:31:51,359 --> 01:31:52,375 You'll marry me? 1635 01:31:52,529 --> 01:31:54,558 Those who love will also marry. 1636 01:31:55,295 --> 01:31:58,575 Oh my hero! Let's go! 1637 01:31:58,655 --> 01:32:02,055 I'm sure, he's a cheat! Positive! 100 per cent! 1638 01:32:02,135 --> 01:32:04,015 How can you be so sure? 1639 01:32:04,095 --> 01:32:05,495 I'll prove it to you! Just come along. 1640 01:32:05,575 --> 01:32:08,095 Let's go! - Where? - Let's go! 1641 01:32:11,855 --> 01:32:13,735 What have you brought me here for, Prem? 1642 01:32:13,815 --> 01:32:15,415 Let me light a cigarette first. 1643 01:32:15,534 --> 01:32:17,695 Cigarette! Do you smoke? 1644 01:32:17,855 --> 01:32:20,055 I smoke and also drink. So what? 1645 01:32:20,183 --> 01:32:22,135 You're a liar! - Yes! 1646 01:32:23,618 --> 01:32:25,695 Move away, Rupa or there'll be trouble! 1647 01:32:25,906 --> 01:32:27,935 I'm already in trouble, for being in love with you. 1648 01:32:28,133 --> 01:32:31,015 I've brought you here, only because there should be no further trouble. 1649 01:32:31,598 --> 01:32:33,015 Saw the film about the twins? - No. 1650 01:32:33,128 --> 01:32:34,335 You can see it today. 1651 01:32:35,656 --> 01:32:36,689 Fool. 1652 01:32:39,529 --> 01:32:41,449 The idiots are here. 1653 01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:48,449 What an idiot! He's carted the father along. 1654 01:32:48,529 --> 01:32:49,612 Let's start! - Yes. 1655 01:32:49,613 --> 01:32:50,289 What? 1656 01:32:50,369 --> 01:32:53,289 You said it was something important. So, what is it? 1657 01:32:53,369 --> 01:32:54,729 Right. But let them come. 1658 01:32:55,477 --> 01:32:56,731 Who? 1659 01:32:56,811 --> 01:32:59,496 I mean.. 1660 01:32:59,563 --> 01:33:02,091 You're Raja, aren't you? - Yes, I'm Raja, of course. 1661 01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:03,691 It's a fraud. 1662 01:33:04,032 --> 01:33:05,251 Just wait, okay? 1663 01:33:05,367 --> 01:33:07,091 I know he's a cheat. 1664 01:33:07,872 --> 01:33:10,249 Your eyes are rotten, like your mind! Shut up! 1665 01:33:10,331 --> 01:33:11,731 You're suspicious. 1666 01:33:12,004 --> 01:33:13,451 I'm really Raja. 1667 01:33:13,953 --> 01:33:15,971 But my Raja never keeps this distance. 1668 01:33:16,045 --> 01:33:18,356 He holds my hand and then speaks! 1669 01:33:18,438 --> 01:33:19,771 I'll know that in a minute. 1670 01:33:22,068 --> 01:33:23,251 Whack her. 1671 01:33:23,335 --> 01:33:24,491 Yes! 1672 01:33:28,714 --> 01:33:30,051 You're Raja! 1673 01:33:31,076 --> 01:33:33,769 Raja, I love you! 1674 01:33:33,851 --> 01:33:36,811 Lay off! - I'll bash you up! 1675 01:33:38,523 --> 01:33:39,651 Please, lay off! 1676 01:33:42,732 --> 01:33:45,606 Do you agree now, that this is no fraud? 1677 01:33:45,756 --> 01:33:47,443 I will not agree, till I die. 1678 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,571 Till you die? I'll kill you. 1679 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,398 "Sometimes Uh! Sometimes Hi!" 1680 01:34:05,478 --> 01:34:06,998 "Sometimes Hi! Sometimes Bye!" 1681 01:34:07,078 --> 01:34:08,718 "Sometimes comes! Sometimes goes!" 1682 01:34:08,798 --> 01:34:10,598 "Sometimes why so? Sometimes why?" 1683 01:34:10,678 --> 01:34:13,878 "Sometimes yes! Sometimes no!" 1684 01:34:13,958 --> 01:34:16,257 "There's something about my love." 1685 01:34:16,347 --> 01:34:17,990 "This brightness is short-lived." 1686 01:34:18,088 --> 01:34:19,798 "And then there's gloom again." 1687 01:34:19,878 --> 01:34:21,448 "This youth is ephemeral." 1688 01:34:21,485 --> 01:34:23,438 "This is something to think about." 1689 01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:37,558 "If you are born, love." 1690 01:34:37,638 --> 01:34:40,798 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1691 01:34:41,016 --> 01:34:48,078 "If you're born, love." 1692 01:34:48,158 --> 01:34:51,438 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1693 01:35:26,398 --> 01:35:30,278 "Pair of ear rings adorn the ears of my darling." 1694 01:35:30,358 --> 01:35:34,358 "Silver anklets tinkle in the feet of my darling." 1695 01:35:37,438 --> 01:35:40,918 "Silver anklet is worth a million." 1696 01:35:40,998 --> 01:35:44,918 "Have accumulated this treasure of beauty in eons." 1697 01:35:47,939 --> 01:35:51,390 "A teeny weeny heart throbs within my chest." 1698 01:35:51,473 --> 01:35:54,967 "Have completed sweet sixteen just last month." 1699 01:35:55,034 --> 01:35:58,507 "I'll target your heart with my eyes." 1700 01:35:58,574 --> 01:36:02,398 "And then you'll truly enjoy your life." 1701 01:36:09,209 --> 01:36:16,318 "Fill your heart with the colours of love." 1702 01:36:16,398 --> 01:36:19,678 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1703 01:36:19,915 --> 01:36:27,063 "If you are born, love." 1704 01:36:27,071 --> 01:36:29,878 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1705 01:36:29,959 --> 01:36:34,238 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1706 01:37:16,489 --> 01:37:20,078 "You just put on an airs, you are arrogant." 1707 01:37:20,158 --> 01:37:24,118 "You're like a cool path in the sweltering month of June." 1708 01:37:26,518 --> 01:37:30,678 "She is so precious to me she's my sweetheart." 1709 01:37:30,758 --> 01:37:34,438 "You are the effect of my first love." 1710 01:37:37,601 --> 01:37:41,321 "You are sweet and bitter at times." 1711 01:37:41,398 --> 01:37:44,876 "We may be apart but our hearts are together." 1712 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:48,438 "You are the first miracle of my first love." 1713 01:37:48,518 --> 01:37:52,198 "I'll tell everyone you are my love." 1714 01:37:59,074 --> 01:38:06,158 "Live your life to the fullest and make merry." 1715 01:38:06,238 --> 01:38:09,558 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1716 01:38:09,708 --> 01:38:16,798 "If you are born, love." 1717 01:38:16,878 --> 01:38:19,758 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1718 01:38:19,838 --> 01:38:24,038 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1719 01:38:39,737 --> 01:38:42,918 Raja! 1720 01:38:45,316 --> 01:38:46,518 Where has he gone? 1721 01:38:54,212 --> 01:38:56,438 I'd sent you to fetch Mala, hadn't I? 1722 01:38:56,878 --> 01:38:58,438 Why did you get her father? 1723 01:38:58,876 --> 01:39:00,478 And her uncle too? 1724 01:39:00,558 --> 01:39:03,798 No. You're mistaken. 1725 01:39:03,958 --> 01:39:05,198 Why would I bring them along? 1726 01:39:05,312 --> 01:39:08,078 They came hidden in the boot of your car, fool. 1727 01:39:08,132 --> 01:39:09,760 Why did they sit there? 1728 01:39:09,838 --> 01:39:12,798 I'd have brought them seated, had they only told me. 1729 01:39:14,835 --> 01:39:16,755 You are a nut. - What are you doing? 1730 01:39:16,835 --> 01:39:18,555 Open the door. - Who's' that? 1731 01:39:19,275 --> 01:39:21,955 Who else? It's Mala. Open the door. 1732 01:39:22,035 --> 01:39:23,555 I can't open the door for her. 1733 01:39:23,635 --> 01:39:24,875 Go ahead and open it. 1734 01:39:25,035 --> 01:39:27,075 Open up! Quick! What are you up to? 1735 01:39:27,155 --> 01:39:28,955 Will you do it or do I box you? 1736 01:39:29,035 --> 01:39:30,235 Okay, I am opening. 1737 01:39:31,315 --> 01:39:32,515 Don't push me. 1738 01:39:33,715 --> 01:39:36,955 Where were two voices coming from? - Raja and I. 1739 01:39:37,235 --> 01:39:38,863 Raja and you? What? - I mean. 1740 01:39:38,943 --> 01:39:42,435 I'm Raja. This is how I talk, when I'm excited. 1741 01:39:42,729 --> 01:39:45,105 But why did you leave me behind and rush here? 1742 01:39:46,329 --> 01:39:49,465 The song-and-dance really wore me out. 1743 01:39:50,145 --> 01:39:50,905 I came here for a bath. 1744 01:39:50,985 --> 01:39:52,665 A bath? Great! 1745 01:39:52,905 --> 01:39:56,427 It's going to be fun! Just the two of us! 1746 01:39:56,505 --> 01:39:57,825 Let's bathe together! 1747 01:40:00,381 --> 01:40:02,625 But we can't bathe together! - Why not? 1748 01:40:03,525 --> 01:40:04,585 Before marriage, it's a sin. 1749 01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,345 Come on now! 1750 01:40:06,423 --> 01:40:07,345 But I won't take off my pants! 1751 01:40:08,541 --> 01:40:11,145 Take off your trousers, while I go and change. - Okay. 1752 01:40:14,403 --> 01:40:16,225 What are you looking at? - Brother-in-law. 1753 01:40:16,629 --> 01:40:18,825 There's a lot of hanky-panky in the bathroom! 1754 01:40:18,975 --> 01:40:22,905 Shameless creature! It must be my daughter and son-in-law. 1755 01:40:22,971 --> 01:40:25,785 Do you want to watch them? Get down. 1756 01:40:26,559 --> 01:40:28,945 Well now, my boy. Tell me. 1757 01:40:29,118 --> 01:40:30,905 Why have you stripped? 1758 01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:35,151 Your girl has forcibly stripped me and has asked me to bathe with her. 1759 01:40:35,181 --> 01:40:36,505 I see! - May I bathe with her? 1760 01:40:36,585 --> 01:40:40,065 If she asks you jump in deep waters.. 1761 01:40:40,145 --> 01:40:41,465 ..will you jump? - Yes. 1762 01:40:41,712 --> 01:40:44,745 Just get lost, you bum! Making use of his face. 1763 01:40:45,710 --> 01:40:46,785 There's soap in my nose. 1764 01:40:46,865 --> 01:40:48,865 Stay in the water! - Listen. 1765 01:40:49,585 --> 01:40:50,945 I could hear two voices again! 1766 01:40:51,028 --> 01:40:53,225 Must say, darling. You have amazing ears! 1767 01:40:53,639 --> 01:40:55,865 People are hard of hearing and you actually hear more! 1768 01:40:56,106 --> 01:40:57,665 But why haven't you stripped? 1769 01:40:57,928 --> 01:40:59,785 I'll strip, if you so wish, darling! 1770 01:40:59,865 --> 01:41:01,385 Go and quickly change. - Go on! 1771 01:41:09,226 --> 01:41:10,490 What happened? 1772 01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:13,688 You were out just now. How did you take off your clothes? 1773 01:41:13,770 --> 01:41:15,650 I was dying to bathe with you, you know. 1774 01:41:15,989 --> 01:41:17,410 That's how. Quickly. 1775 01:41:18,119 --> 01:41:21,250 I don't know why but I'm getting confused. 1776 01:41:23,728 --> 01:41:24,970 What's wrong with you? 1777 01:41:25,050 --> 01:41:27,130 You were fine just now. Have you gone senile? 1778 01:41:27,299 --> 01:41:28,690 Here I am in one piece! 1779 01:41:28,970 --> 01:41:33,530 I can't see anything, thanks to the lather you have on you. 1780 01:41:33,610 --> 01:41:35,170 But you're seeing double-images. 1781 01:41:35,250 --> 01:41:37,890 Come to me. 1782 01:41:38,530 --> 01:41:40,650 All right! - Get going, you idiot. 1783 01:41:41,001 --> 01:41:43,730 Or you'll get a whack from me! Go on. 1784 01:41:53,940 --> 01:41:55,810 We've bathed enough. Let's get out. 1785 01:41:57,826 --> 01:41:58,810 Where are you going? 1786 01:42:00,293 --> 01:42:01,610 It was great fun. 1787 01:42:02,130 --> 01:42:05,170 When you bathe after a month it's bound to be fun! 1788 01:42:05,475 --> 01:42:06,610 I'll go and change. 1789 01:42:07,267 --> 01:42:08,370 Bye. 1790 01:42:11,213 --> 01:42:13,170 You? How have you got here? 1791 01:42:13,319 --> 01:42:14,450 I walked. 1792 01:42:14,595 --> 01:42:16,490 I wiped your head just now! 1793 01:42:16,658 --> 01:42:17,930 How did you get lather on your head? 1794 01:42:18,855 --> 01:42:20,730 To got myself wiped again.. 1795 01:42:20,810 --> 01:42:23,250 I applied some lather on my head and shoulder. 1796 01:42:23,391 --> 01:42:24,730 I see! - Prem! 1797 01:42:25,806 --> 01:42:27,410 Hi! - What are you doing here? 1798 01:42:27,667 --> 01:42:29,421 Prem? Who's Prem? 1799 01:42:29,519 --> 01:42:31,210 Raja? Who's that? 1800 01:42:32,789 --> 01:42:33,545 Who are you? 1801 01:42:33,658 --> 01:42:35,196 Rupa. Who are you? 1802 01:42:35,256 --> 01:42:37,465 The name is Mala. - What are you doing with her? 1803 01:42:37,701 --> 01:42:39,265 He was having a bath with me. - What? 1804 01:42:39,493 --> 01:42:41,145 You love me, but you bathe with her? 1805 01:42:41,271 --> 01:42:42,305 I'll bathe with you, too. 1806 01:42:42,385 --> 01:42:44,465 He's in love with me. Stop clinging to him. 1807 01:42:44,545 --> 01:42:46,305 That's not true! He loves me! 1808 01:42:46,775 --> 01:42:48,636 You bashed the jeep into me.. 1809 01:42:48,637 --> 01:42:50,189 ..and even slapped my bottom! 1810 01:42:50,241 --> 01:42:53,166 Didn't you meet me at the airport and kiss me publicly? 1811 01:42:53,916 --> 01:42:55,776 You conned my father.. 1812 01:42:55,806 --> 01:42:57,665 ..got into my house and got me to dance with you? 1813 01:42:57,745 --> 01:42:58,945 You got into a brawl for me.. 1814 01:42:59,023 --> 01:43:01,910 ..carried me home and sang a love-song with me, too! 1815 01:43:01,970 --> 01:43:02,865 What? 1816 01:43:03,625 --> 01:43:05,185 You lousy cheat! Two timer! - Raja? 1817 01:43:05,265 --> 01:43:06,622 What do you think? - Please save me! 1818 01:43:06,905 --> 01:43:08,145 Hello brother! 1819 01:43:10,476 --> 01:43:11,589 Hey girl! 1820 01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:17,025 What? 1821 01:43:17,271 --> 01:43:20,745 No! - Don't faint! 1822 01:43:21,486 --> 01:43:22,705 Already fainted! 1823 01:43:23,519 --> 01:43:28,385 "The girl stole my heart and ran away." 1824 01:43:31,318 --> 01:43:32,825 The thief! Catch him! - My purse. 1825 01:43:35,406 --> 01:43:37,825 You've stolen the wagon and I've pinched this bag! 1826 01:43:38,286 --> 01:43:39,404 You stole again? 1827 01:43:39,441 --> 01:43:40,945 Cut the comedy, okay? 1828 01:43:41,025 --> 01:43:42,905 There he is. - Raja. 1829 01:43:43,228 --> 01:43:45,025 Save me now. - I see. 1830 01:43:47,420 --> 01:43:49,825 You're looking for the bag-lifter, right? He's in. Here. 1831 01:43:50,224 --> 01:43:52,985 Come out. - Leave me. 1832 01:43:53,065 --> 01:43:54,545 Don't hit me please! 1833 01:43:54,625 --> 01:43:56,225 It really hurts! 1834 01:43:56,345 --> 01:43:57,825 Just hand him over to the police. 1835 01:43:57,905 --> 01:44:00,345 Hey, relax. What's wrong with you, Raja? 1836 01:44:00,425 --> 01:44:04,825 Come.. I won't spare you. I'll get even with you, you fool! 1837 01:44:07,979 --> 01:44:09,265 Is he scared or is he scaring us? 1838 01:44:10,589 --> 01:44:11,781 I don't need to scare you! 1839 01:44:11,861 --> 01:44:13,261 You're already scared stiff! 1840 01:44:13,341 --> 01:44:16,661 Shut up! Just tell me where your boss, Raja, is! 1841 01:44:17,021 --> 01:44:20,061 You can't make him tell you that, even if you're born again! 1842 01:44:20,141 --> 01:44:21,941 He's right. 1843 01:44:22,021 --> 01:44:24,817 Your sidekick is really wiser than you are! 1844 01:44:25,781 --> 01:44:27,581 He's called you my sidekick! 1845 01:44:29,017 --> 01:44:32,221 I've seen it in the movies that during a fracture.. - Torture! 1846 01:44:32,279 --> 01:44:35,341 During a torture, they have the big light switched on! 1847 01:44:35,421 --> 01:44:37,421 And, no sooner is the light is switched on.. 1848 01:44:37,501 --> 01:44:40,501 ..than the culprit confesses. Light. 1849 01:44:40,581 --> 01:44:41,421 Lights! 1850 01:44:41,501 --> 01:44:45,461 I know nothing! I swear. Train it on the convict! - Keep it down. 1851 01:44:45,781 --> 01:44:46,901 Is it okay? 1852 01:44:47,421 --> 01:44:49,181 Tell me now where is Raja? 1853 01:44:51,421 --> 01:44:52,661 He's not scared. 1854 01:44:53,701 --> 01:44:55,621 Move the light. - Do it yourself. 1855 01:44:55,941 --> 01:44:57,141 Who'll hit him, if I move it? 1856 01:44:57,221 --> 01:44:58,781 He'll bash you up! Just move the light! 1857 01:44:59,129 --> 01:45:00,581 I'll deal with you later. 1858 01:45:02,346 --> 01:45:04,701 Let go. - Leave it alone! 1859 01:45:06,581 --> 01:45:07,741 What was that? 1860 01:45:07,941 --> 01:45:09,461 Special effect! - Then why didn't you tell me? 1861 01:45:09,541 --> 01:45:10,621 Wanted to hurt you. 1862 01:45:14,623 --> 01:45:16,301 Fool. - What? 1863 01:45:16,501 --> 01:45:17,901 Fool. 1864 01:45:18,043 --> 01:45:19,981 Fool, right? - You. 1865 01:45:21,261 --> 01:45:23,901 Why do you keep calling me up, wife? 1866 01:45:24,101 --> 01:45:26,261 I'll get all the cosmetics. 1867 01:45:26,461 --> 01:45:28,301 Is that a police-station or a cosmetics-store? 1868 01:45:28,381 --> 01:45:29,861 Who are you? 1869 01:45:29,941 --> 01:45:31,861 Don't you know how to talk to the commissioner? 1870 01:45:32,381 --> 01:45:35,701 Sir. I'm sorry. 1871 01:45:35,981 --> 01:45:36,941 Couldn't get your voice. 1872 01:45:37,021 --> 01:45:38,697 No problem, my boy. 1873 01:45:38,777 --> 01:45:41,461 You've achieved a lot, by arresting Raja's assistant! 1874 01:45:41,541 --> 01:45:42,381 Thank you sir! 1875 01:45:42,461 --> 01:45:45,701 The police department is proud of you! - Thank you sir! 1876 01:45:45,781 --> 01:45:47,981 I'm very happy with you, too. - Thank you sir! 1877 01:45:48,061 --> 01:45:49,621 Set Rangeela free immediately. 1878 01:45:49,821 --> 01:45:51,541 Set him free? Why is that, sir? 1879 01:45:51,763 --> 01:45:53,381 A wise inspector like you.. 1880 01:45:53,461 --> 01:45:54,616 ..shouldn't ask such a question. 1881 01:45:55,017 --> 01:45:56,261 When you set him free.. 1882 01:45:56,341 --> 01:45:57,901 ..he'll go straight to his master. 1883 01:45:58,265 --> 01:46:02,142 With you hot on his heels you can arrest Raja, too! 1884 01:46:02,307 --> 01:46:04,861 You will be made S.P, from the D.S.P that you are! 1885 01:46:05,749 --> 01:46:09,381 Brilliant idea, sir! But I've been made the DSP, haven't I? 1886 01:46:09,799 --> 01:46:12,621 Am I now empowered to suspend a constable, sir? 1887 01:46:12,701 --> 01:46:14,741 Sure! You have all the power now, buddy! 1888 01:46:14,838 --> 01:46:15,981 Let Rangeela go. 1889 01:46:16,174 --> 01:46:18,040 Yes sir! I'll set him free right now. 1890 01:46:18,438 --> 01:46:19,661 Thank you sir! 1891 01:46:20,590 --> 01:46:21,701 Guru! - What is it? 1892 01:46:21,918 --> 01:46:23,301 Let Rangeela go! 1893 01:46:24,686 --> 01:46:27,941 Go on. I'm going to follow you! And I'll arrest Raja, too! 1894 01:46:28,210 --> 01:46:29,487 Are you sure? - Absolutely! 1895 01:46:29,567 --> 01:46:31,461 That's great. - He asks me if I'm sure! 1896 01:46:32,034 --> 01:46:33,491 What foolishness is that? - Shut up! 1897 01:46:33,610 --> 01:46:35,371 The commissioner had called. I'm promoted! 1898 01:46:35,451 --> 01:46:36,654 He asked me to let the guy off. 1899 01:46:36,731 --> 01:46:37,531 The commissioner? - Yes. 1900 01:46:37,611 --> 01:46:39,131 He's in Delhi for a conference. 1901 01:46:41,516 --> 01:46:42,691 Whose call was it then? 1902 01:46:42,771 --> 01:46:45,331 It was Raja. He called you from outside. 1903 01:46:45,411 --> 01:46:46,411 Arrest him! 1904 01:46:46,491 --> 01:46:47,291 No way. You do it. 1905 01:46:47,371 --> 01:46:50,891 Please get him or he'll escape! - You go. 1906 01:46:54,291 --> 01:46:56,011 Welcome! 1907 01:46:56,959 --> 01:46:59,931 You Americans could teach people a lesson or two in punctuality! 1908 01:47:00,011 --> 01:47:01,531 Amazing punctuality! 1909 01:47:01,731 --> 01:47:04,451 You've driven here, at the stroke of seven! 1910 01:47:04,531 --> 01:47:07,131 Go and get ready. The minister will be here shortly. 1911 01:47:07,291 --> 01:47:09,291 The minister is here! Go ahead. - Okay. 1912 01:47:09,371 --> 01:47:10,931 I'll go and welcome him. 1913 01:47:11,091 --> 01:47:14,171 It's good that I've found you! - I am sorry! 1914 01:47:15,060 --> 01:47:16,211 Listen! 1915 01:47:19,881 --> 01:47:21,325 Good thing I found you people. 1916 01:47:21,405 --> 01:47:23,211 It's good that we've found you! 1917 01:47:23,393 --> 01:47:25,451 That Singapore guy wants to kill me. 1918 01:47:25,531 --> 01:47:26,764 He wants to kill you? 1919 01:47:27,267 --> 01:47:28,171 Hands up! 1920 01:47:28,615 --> 01:47:29,571 Hands up! 1921 01:47:30,021 --> 01:47:31,611 I've got him at last! 1922 01:47:31,691 --> 01:47:34,085 Looks like a wedding. Let's have some free-food! 1923 01:47:34,739 --> 01:47:38,130 What are you doing here? And this dress is so typical of our culture. 1924 01:47:38,211 --> 01:47:40,124 Nothing nasty about my clothes, okay? 1925 01:47:40,211 --> 01:47:41,910 The super star gets is stitched from the same tailor. 1926 01:47:41,971 --> 01:47:45,479 That's great! But it's time for the show. Take him inside. 1927 01:47:45,559 --> 01:47:47,766 This way, please. - Leave me alone! 1928 01:47:47,846 --> 01:47:49,211 God! The idiot's photo? 1929 01:47:49,379 --> 01:47:50,481 Let's go. 1930 01:47:51,187 --> 01:47:53,881 Let's go. - Protect my honour, lord! 1931 01:48:35,340 --> 01:48:37,561 "Set me on fire and killed me." 1932 01:48:39,201 --> 01:48:41,321 "My heart is wounded." 1933 01:48:42,841 --> 01:48:45,001 "Heard you got many lovers." 1934 01:48:46,561 --> 01:48:48,681 "You are surrounded by dozens." 1935 01:48:50,401 --> 01:48:52,521 "Make me your moon." 1936 01:48:54,161 --> 01:48:56,481 "Brighten up your lucky star." 1937 01:48:57,801 --> 01:49:02,081 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 1938 01:49:07,204 --> 01:49:09,561 "Want to come for a late show?" 1939 01:49:14,705 --> 01:49:17,121 "Want to come for a late show?" 1940 01:49:18,373 --> 01:49:20,232 "What are you thinking?" 1941 01:49:20,285 --> 01:49:22,681 "Let's beat it from here." 1942 01:49:27,703 --> 01:49:31,161 "Want to come for a late show?" - "Want to come?" 1943 01:50:20,305 --> 01:50:22,705 "Got two tickets for the late night show." 1944 01:50:24,023 --> 01:50:26,305 "Shall I open my purse?" 1945 01:50:27,803 --> 01:50:30,225 "I'll stick to you." 1946 01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:33,745 "I'll hire a cab and take you." 1947 01:50:35,303 --> 01:50:41,785 "Don't think I'm a nobody. I'm loaded." 1948 01:50:42,854 --> 01:50:45,385 "I'll feed you a lot." 1949 01:50:46,544 --> 01:50:49,225 "We'll have hot snacks." 1950 01:50:50,300 --> 01:50:54,665 "You are my soft drink and I'm yours." 1951 01:50:55,857 --> 01:50:59,744 "During the interval we'll enjoy a chilled mango drink." 1952 01:50:59,758 --> 01:51:04,064 "Hope the heat doesn't rise up too soon." 1953 01:51:05,294 --> 01:51:09,745 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 1954 01:51:14,586 --> 01:51:17,145 "Want to come for a late show?" 1955 01:51:22,198 --> 01:51:24,110 "Want to come for a late show?" 1956 01:51:24,133 --> 01:51:25,545 "Want to come.." 1957 01:52:10,870 --> 01:52:13,505 "Seeing you dancing to the melody." 1958 01:52:14,635 --> 01:52:16,705 "I'll whistle everyday." 1959 01:52:18,355 --> 01:52:20,985 "Been thinking for many days." 1960 01:52:22,098 --> 01:52:24,425 "How about I show you a movie." 1961 01:52:25,832 --> 01:52:28,345 "Friday night is good." 1962 01:52:29,448 --> 01:52:32,345 "We'll watch a new movie." 1963 01:52:33,543 --> 01:52:36,105 "No need to bother about the heat." 1964 01:52:37,031 --> 01:52:39,865 "Theatre's air-conditioned." 1965 01:52:41,038 --> 01:52:45,151 "The movie is way too good. The movie's good." 1966 01:52:46,562 --> 01:52:50,320 "The star cast is superb." 1967 01:52:50,424 --> 01:52:52,112 "Two tickets for the back rows." 1968 01:52:52,157 --> 01:52:54,307 "We'll love each other on sly." 1969 01:52:55,868 --> 01:53:00,265 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 1970 01:53:05,245 --> 01:53:07,665 "Want to come for a late show?" 1971 01:53:08,965 --> 01:53:13,465 "What are you thinking of? Let's run away from here?" 1972 01:53:18,300 --> 01:53:20,985 "Want to come for a late show?" 1973 01:53:22,066 --> 01:53:24,465 "You killed me with your eyes." 1974 01:53:25,988 --> 01:53:27,684 "My heart is wounded." 1975 01:53:27,706 --> 01:53:29,882 "Want to come for a late show?" 1976 01:53:31,471 --> 01:53:33,865 "Heard you got many lovers." 1977 01:53:35,204 --> 01:53:37,080 "You are surrounded by dozens." 1978 01:53:37,110 --> 01:53:39,368 "Want to come for a late show?" 1979 01:53:40,822 --> 01:53:43,161 "Make me you moon." 1980 01:53:44,474 --> 01:53:46,387 "Brighten up your lucky star." 1981 01:53:46,455 --> 01:53:48,248 "Want to come for a late show?" 1982 01:53:48,308 --> 01:53:50,227 "Want to come for a late show?" 1983 01:53:50,307 --> 01:53:52,102 "Want to come for a late show?" 1984 01:53:52,154 --> 01:53:56,265 "Want to come for a late show?" 1985 01:53:58,762 --> 01:54:01,625 Yes, show of the late hour. 1986 01:54:01,912 --> 01:54:03,540 Why is commissioner here? 1987 01:54:03,620 --> 01:54:05,672 To arrest me for catching Raja, I suppose! 1988 01:54:05,752 --> 01:54:09,745 He's here to give me a promotion for arresting Raja! - Attention! 1989 01:54:10,406 --> 01:54:12,705 Which one of you has arrested Mr. Prem? 1990 01:54:12,785 --> 01:54:14,556 That's not Prem, sir. He's Raja! 1991 01:54:14,631 --> 01:54:16,577 The notorious criminal of Dharavi! 1992 01:54:16,657 --> 01:54:18,083 I had a tough time arresting him, sir! 1993 01:54:18,163 --> 01:54:20,368 You must promote me and make me the S.P. 1994 01:54:20,451 --> 01:54:22,648 I've come to give you demotion. 1995 01:54:22,762 --> 01:54:24,291 That's wrong English, sir. 1996 01:54:24,343 --> 01:54:26,562 It's promotion, actually! - Shut up! 1997 01:54:26,917 --> 01:54:28,482 Set him free, constable. 1998 01:54:28,562 --> 01:54:30,842 Please wait, sir. That's not Prem. He's Raja. 1999 01:54:30,922 --> 01:54:33,584 He's not Raja. He's Prem, sir. The famous singer. 2000 01:54:33,636 --> 01:54:36,362 And this chap has dared to arrest such a famous personality! 2001 01:54:36,442 --> 01:54:37,682 See. - He's lying, sir. 2002 01:54:37,762 --> 01:54:40,054 He's lying. And you're speaking the truth, I suppose? 2003 01:54:40,162 --> 01:54:41,042 Of course sir! 2004 01:54:41,122 --> 01:54:43,393 Which is why I'll promote him and give you a demotion instead! 2005 01:54:43,394 --> 01:54:44,762 No sir. How can you say that? 2006 01:54:44,842 --> 01:54:47,282 Thank you sir. I'll bring him here right now! 2007 01:54:47,705 --> 01:54:50,562 I beg of you, sir. Please don't do this to me! 2008 01:54:52,737 --> 01:54:55,162 Can I come in sir? - Yes, come in! 2009 01:55:04,023 --> 01:55:05,573 Constable Vidyarthi reporting sir. 2010 01:55:05,867 --> 01:55:07,053 Where were you earlier? 2011 01:55:07,382 --> 01:55:08,573 Shaitan Chowki, sir. 2012 01:55:09,129 --> 01:55:11,133 And you had such a poor record that.. 2013 01:55:11,213 --> 01:55:13,093 ..they demoted you from an inspector to a constable! 2014 01:55:14,533 --> 01:55:16,573 I've always had an impeccable record, sir. 2015 01:55:17,499 --> 01:55:19,973 But it's because of that lousy constable.. 2016 01:55:20,484 --> 01:55:22,893 ..who tarnished my unblemished reputation! 2017 01:55:23,973 --> 01:55:25,573 But I'll not spare him. 2018 01:55:26,413 --> 01:55:30,813 So what if I'm not wearing the inspector's uniform anymore. 2019 01:55:31,779 --> 01:55:33,693 But I'll teach him such a lesson that.. 2020 01:55:33,946 --> 01:55:35,933 ..he won't even be a constable anymore. 2021 01:55:37,073 --> 01:55:38,493 You? - Mind your language! 2022 01:55:38,746 --> 01:55:41,529 But, you were always formal with me. 2023 01:55:41,798 --> 01:55:44,812 That's only because you never did deserve any better! 2024 01:55:45,068 --> 01:55:46,933 You've tortured me, haven't you? 2025 01:55:48,444 --> 01:55:51,737 I'll make you account for every atrocity you've committed! 2026 01:55:51,774 --> 01:55:55,013 You will not serve the government but be my personal servant now! 2027 01:55:55,095 --> 01:55:56,253 No! 2028 01:55:56,333 --> 01:55:58,598 You will get milk for my house! - No! 2029 01:55:58,665 --> 01:56:00,412 Drop my children at school! - No! 2030 01:56:00,465 --> 01:56:02,493 You will get my lunch everyday. - No! 2031 01:56:02,573 --> 01:56:05,253 Not only will you help my wife with her cooking every evening.. 2032 01:56:05,310 --> 01:56:06,933 ..but wash our clothes too. 2033 01:56:07,013 --> 01:56:08,893 You will bring my children back from school! 2034 01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:12,383 It's time for me to take the rounds of the prison. 2035 01:56:12,453 --> 01:56:13,453 Go and get my lunch. 2036 01:56:13,533 --> 01:56:14,533 No. - Shut up! 2037 01:56:14,613 --> 01:56:16,973 Ok. - Go on. 2038 01:56:19,739 --> 01:56:20,933 Get back. 2039 01:57:20,064 --> 01:57:21,210 Make him stand. 2040 01:57:22,306 --> 01:57:24,756 Oh, yes. I get it now. He's angry with me. 2041 01:57:25,703 --> 01:57:28,050 Well, all right. I'll call you sir. 2042 01:57:29,319 --> 01:57:31,290 I'll do as you say! 2043 01:57:34,810 --> 01:57:37,570 I'll drop your kids at school and fetch them back, too. 2044 01:57:38,882 --> 01:57:41,056 I'll serve you well. Get up. 2045 01:57:41,130 --> 01:57:42,969 What's wrong? If he doesn't get up.. 2046 01:57:43,532 --> 01:57:45,250 ..who will I fight with? 2047 01:57:46,374 --> 01:57:48,449 Who will argue with me? 2048 01:57:48,529 --> 01:57:50,596 Okay! I won't even talk about a promotion.. 2049 01:57:50,634 --> 01:57:53,010 ..but who will help me improve my English? 2050 01:57:53,870 --> 01:57:55,490 Calm down, Vidyarthi. 2051 01:58:06,617 --> 01:58:07,810 Courage? 2052 01:58:08,861 --> 01:58:10,610 But you were my courage. 2053 01:58:11,922 --> 01:58:15,530 But you've deserted me now leaving me all alone! 2054 01:58:17,375 --> 01:58:19,210 You have always kept me company. 2055 01:58:20,841 --> 01:58:26,290 What right do you have to desert me like this? 2056 01:58:26,370 --> 01:58:29,093 Guru, Guru. 2057 01:58:31,275 --> 01:58:33,897 Watch out! Everything will be all right! 2058 01:58:33,977 --> 01:58:36,410 I think you're going to have twins, too! 2059 01:58:36,624 --> 01:58:38,384 Send Raja over to the hospital. 2060 01:58:38,464 --> 01:58:41,727 All right. - Go. 2061 01:58:47,077 --> 01:58:48,731 Who's in the house? - There's no one. 2062 01:58:48,811 --> 01:58:50,250 They're all in the hospital. 2063 01:58:58,297 --> 01:58:59,417 How's Neelam, doctor? 2064 01:58:59,631 --> 01:59:00,817 Are you Raja? - Yes. 2065 01:59:00,969 --> 01:59:03,937 She has to be operated. Get these medicines quickly. - Okay. 2066 01:59:08,272 --> 01:59:09,337 Move. 2067 01:59:13,297 --> 01:59:15,857 Wait here, while I go and meet the doctor. - Okay. 2068 01:59:35,668 --> 01:59:37,258 Malhotra! 2069 02:00:01,382 --> 02:00:02,137 Prem. 2070 02:00:02,377 --> 02:00:04,017 Thank God! You arrived just in time. 2071 02:00:04,097 --> 02:00:05,657 Brother! - Shut up! 2072 02:00:10,874 --> 02:00:12,017 Help me, brother. 2073 02:00:24,977 --> 02:00:26,537 If my sister gets harmed in any way.. 2074 02:00:26,941 --> 02:00:28,297 ..I'll kill you, Tiger. 2075 02:00:28,377 --> 02:00:30,617 If you want to save your sister.. 2076 02:00:31,322 --> 02:00:35,977 ..just bring Malhotra to us, whom you saved at the hospital. 2077 02:00:36,575 --> 02:00:39,537 We'll have your sister treated well.. 2078 02:00:39,617 --> 02:00:41,897 ..and return her to you, with the baby! 2079 02:00:42,065 --> 02:00:44,540 No way! There's no way I will do that! 2080 02:00:45,560 --> 02:00:47,225 Don't be silly, Raja. 2081 02:00:47,916 --> 02:00:50,297 This chap whom you want to protect and.. 2082 02:00:50,377 --> 02:00:52,977 ..risk your sister's life, isn't related to you, right? 2083 02:00:53,057 --> 02:00:54,577 There's no time to waste! 2084 02:00:54,657 --> 02:00:56,008 Make up your mind, Raja! 2085 02:00:56,091 --> 02:00:59,174 If your sister is not operated on, in an hour.. 2086 02:00:59,257 --> 02:01:01,657 ..it'll be impossible to save her! 2087 02:01:04,738 --> 02:01:05,857 Brother! 2088 02:01:10,337 --> 02:01:12,017 Malhotra! 2089 02:01:14,257 --> 02:01:15,337 Malhotra! 2090 02:01:21,097 --> 02:01:22,177 Where's Malhotra? 2091 02:01:24,454 --> 02:01:25,537 Are you deaf? 2092 02:01:26,067 --> 02:01:27,857 I'm asking you where's Malhotra? 2093 02:01:35,800 --> 02:01:36,873 Why aren't you telling me? 2094 02:01:39,325 --> 02:01:40,417 Where's Malhotra? 2095 02:01:42,701 --> 02:01:43,857 Why aren't you speaking? 2096 02:01:55,337 --> 02:01:59,777 Have you returned then? 2097 02:01:59,857 --> 02:02:02,337 Geeta. 2098 02:02:02,417 --> 02:02:04,217 You. - Listen. 2099 02:02:04,488 --> 02:02:07,057 This is our son. - That's right. This is our son, Prem. 2100 02:02:07,137 --> 02:02:10,532 Cut the act with the old lady and just come with me! 2101 02:02:10,858 --> 02:02:12,177 What are you saying? 2102 02:02:12,304 --> 02:02:14,457 I'm not Prem, okay? I'm Raja! 2103 02:02:14,537 --> 02:02:16,417 What sort of a joke is this? - Leave him alone, son. 2104 02:02:17,337 --> 02:02:19,850 I'm nobody's son, okay? Just get lost! 2105 02:02:19,872 --> 02:02:20,457 Mother! 2106 02:02:24,737 --> 02:02:25,737 That's my father. 2107 02:02:25,817 --> 02:02:28,537 I don't care how he's related to you, idiot. 2108 02:02:28,617 --> 02:02:29,857 I must take him to Tiger. 2109 02:02:29,937 --> 02:02:32,617 Don't do that, Raja. - Don't stop him. 2110 02:02:33,723 --> 02:02:36,557 Perhaps he doesn't know that he's taking not only your dad.. 2111 02:02:37,182 --> 02:02:38,377 ..but his own too. 2112 02:02:38,523 --> 02:02:40,417 Let's not have a father-son drama now, okay? 2113 02:02:40,534 --> 02:02:42,857 It's only a co-incidence that we look alike. 2114 02:02:42,937 --> 02:02:44,057 Now come. - Son. 2115 02:02:45,350 --> 02:02:46,497 This is the truth. 2116 02:02:47,480 --> 02:02:48,970 You're twins. 2117 02:02:51,575 --> 02:02:54,697 For 25 years after losing you, your mother was.. 2118 02:02:54,777 --> 02:02:57,657 ..nothing but a living corpse! 2119 02:02:58,434 --> 02:02:59,457 Tell me. 2120 02:02:59,857 --> 02:03:01,777 No medicine has ever worked on your.. 2121 02:03:01,857 --> 02:03:03,485 ..mother in all these years! But today. 2122 02:03:04,097 --> 02:03:07,297 But a mere touch from you has revived a corpse! How? 2123 02:03:08,657 --> 02:03:10,787 Because, the blood that flows in your veins.. 2124 02:03:11,502 --> 02:03:13,777 ..is your mother's blood. 2125 02:03:18,891 --> 02:03:21,137 What's wrong? 2126 02:03:22,417 --> 02:03:23,857 Tiger has kidnapped Neelam. 2127 02:03:24,664 --> 02:03:26,297 He promises to return her.. 2128 02:03:27,137 --> 02:03:30,217 ..when I hand you to him. - Hand me over to him then. 2129 02:03:32,217 --> 02:03:35,017 Raja is here with Malhotra. 2130 02:03:49,537 --> 02:03:50,657 What do you want? 2131 02:03:50,938 --> 02:03:51,977 Revenge! 2132 02:03:52,384 --> 02:03:53,257 Revenge? 2133 02:03:53,668 --> 02:03:55,050 Revenge for what? 2134 02:03:56,320 --> 02:03:57,617 Ask my dad! 2135 02:04:02,782 --> 02:04:05,937 Take a good look! Those are the last remains of my father! 2136 02:04:07,927 --> 02:04:10,537 I've preserved them with great care for the last 25 years! 2137 02:04:11,362 --> 02:04:12,511 Do you know why? 2138 02:04:13,444 --> 02:04:16,857 Only to kill you before setting them afloat. 2139 02:04:17,737 --> 02:04:21,017 Now look! I've brought him here, as you wished. 2140 02:04:21,097 --> 02:04:23,879 Now you must keep your promise and let my sister go. 2141 02:04:25,540 --> 02:04:30,737 You made a mistake by trusting us, my boy! 2142 02:04:31,445 --> 02:04:33,657 A hero is one who keeps his promise. 2143 02:04:34,436 --> 02:04:36,954 And the villain is known by the promises he breaks! 2144 02:04:39,214 --> 02:04:40,137 Daddy! 2145 02:04:41,398 --> 02:04:42,577 Daddy! 2146 02:04:44,337 --> 02:04:48,337 Which makes them the father, the son and the daughter! 2147 02:04:49,697 --> 02:04:51,457 They're all here, uncle! 2148 02:04:52,316 --> 02:04:53,377 No. 2149 02:05:06,278 --> 02:05:08,770 We'll tie them up in knots, dad! 2150 02:05:09,357 --> 02:05:10,557 Get them! 2151 02:06:18,820 --> 02:06:20,597 Everything will be okay, my child. 2152 02:06:25,582 --> 02:06:27,757 What's up? - They've given me a thrashing! 2153 02:06:27,837 --> 02:06:30,797 But the villain always gets beaten up by the hero! 2154 02:06:36,411 --> 02:06:38,997 It's my stammering-problem. Which explains the pauses! 2155 02:06:47,452 --> 02:06:51,797 What are you staring at, idiot? We're twins! 2156 02:06:52,886 --> 02:06:54,597 Hello brother? - Hello! 2157 02:06:54,677 --> 02:06:56,237 How are you? - Fine. 2158 02:06:56,317 --> 02:07:00,797 Wait! Let me give him a few good punches! Enjoy. 2159 02:07:40,606 --> 02:07:43,117 Flautist. Play your flute! 2160 02:07:43,197 --> 02:07:47,357 Hope your flute breaks! May you rot in hell! 2161 02:07:50,152 --> 02:07:52,391 Why are you walking towards me? 2162 02:07:52,822 --> 02:07:54,357 You can fight my brother Raja. 2163 02:07:54,406 --> 02:07:56,517 Save me, Raja! - Don't be a coward, Prem! 2164 02:07:56,597 --> 02:07:57,757 Clobber him! - I can't do it. 2165 02:07:57,790 --> 02:08:02,277 Thrash him, I say! - I know my capacity. I can't do. 2166 02:08:06,589 --> 02:08:08,228 What's going on? 2167 02:08:13,156 --> 02:08:16,237 What's going on? 2168 02:08:16,317 --> 02:08:18,818 Why is it hurting him? My friend. 2169 02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:37,238 Get up! 2170 02:08:47,433 --> 02:08:49,082 What's going on. 2171 02:08:53,818 --> 02:08:55,037 You're okay, aren't you? 2172 02:09:15,130 --> 02:09:16,277 Do you get that now? 2173 02:09:16,762 --> 02:09:19,677 Just watch what your brother does? 2174 02:09:19,757 --> 02:09:22,237 I get it, too! Hurry up and hit me. 2175 02:09:22,317 --> 02:09:23,917 If you hit me, he'll hit him. 2176 02:09:23,997 --> 02:09:26,317 And that will save that brother of mine. 2177 02:09:26,397 --> 02:09:32,077 It's going to hurt me, all right. But do hit me! 2178 02:09:49,386 --> 02:09:52,917 It's fun hitting someone. What do I do now? 2179 02:09:52,997 --> 02:09:54,197 Watch out! 2180 02:09:57,136 --> 02:10:00,106 Raja, I am enjoying! What a catch! 2181 02:10:00,112 --> 02:10:01,802 More power! 2182 02:10:08,895 --> 02:10:10,077 Mind blowing. 2183 02:10:10,501 --> 02:10:13,301 Rangeela, I've beaten you up very badly. 2184 02:10:13,381 --> 02:10:15,277 Are you hurt? - Not at all! 2185 02:10:15,357 --> 02:10:19,012 Can a true friend ever hurt? 2186 02:10:19,903 --> 02:10:22,355 Go and check out how your brother is. 2187 02:10:22,888 --> 02:10:24,717 Embrace me please! 2188 02:10:24,797 --> 02:10:26,368 The beating hurts! 2189 02:10:26,643 --> 02:10:27,717 Brother! 2190 02:10:28,357 --> 02:10:30,917 You were wonderful, little fellow! 2191 02:10:30,997 --> 02:10:32,757 You're fine, aren't you? Watch me.. 2192 02:10:32,837 --> 02:10:35,186 ..blow the pipe at him now! 2193 02:10:57,686 --> 02:10:59,077 Catch him! 2194 02:11:01,216 --> 02:11:05,117 This is your death, Tiger. 2195 02:11:05,636 --> 02:11:06,997 You are under my breast! 2196 02:11:07,077 --> 02:11:10,237 That's wrong! You're supposed to say that he's under arrest. 2197 02:11:10,317 --> 02:11:11,717 What was that? - Under arrest! 2198 02:11:11,764 --> 02:11:12,837 Oh arrest! - Yes. 2199 02:11:12,917 --> 02:11:14,437 Would you like to be a cop? 2200 02:11:14,517 --> 02:11:17,037 It was my mother's dream that I become a cop. - What? 2201 02:11:17,117 --> 02:11:19,077 His mother always dreamt of this guy being a cop! 2202 02:11:19,157 --> 02:11:21,037 Her dream will now be fulfilled! 2203 02:11:21,117 --> 02:11:23,237 Thank you! I'll be a cop! 2204 02:11:23,317 --> 02:11:24,397 I'll catch all the thieves! 2205 02:11:24,477 --> 02:11:26,371 I'll beat them up and be a good man. - Really? 2206 02:11:26,434 --> 02:11:28,997 Will you beat me up, too? - How can I beat you up? 2207 02:11:29,077 --> 02:11:30,996 You're my brother, after all! 2208 02:11:31,076 --> 02:11:35,477 Let's go. - Yes. 2209 02:11:49,718 --> 02:11:51,997 Hit. 151860