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Okay, Calvin, before we go in,
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let's make sure we have
our story straight.
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What story?
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We went to a sleazy
casino on the state line
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where your dad was
laundering stolen money,
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and now he's in jail.
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End of story. Okay.
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Calvin, my dad apologized
for getting us involved,
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and he did take the fall.
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He didn't take the fall.
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He did the crime.
He is the fall.
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Hold on.
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Calvin, wait. Hold on.
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No, Cal...
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I need your advice on what
to do with my dad's money.
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I'm not giving you advice, Dave.
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Okay, now, he did steal
the money, which is bad,
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but he stole the money from
bad people, which is good.
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Also, he put the money in an
educational savings account
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for Grover, so, I mean,
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two goods outweigh
one bad, right?
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David, I almost got hemmed up
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by your dad and his
foolishness once.
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I am not in it.
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So you think I
should give it back?
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I think that I'm never
talking about this again.
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I will move, Dave.
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Well, you've
threatened that before.
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I'll just follow you.
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Okay. One more.
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All right, you
go. Go, go. Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
You better go, girl.
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You better go.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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Dad. Good evening.
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Well, it certainly seems to
be a good evening for you.
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Aw, that?
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No, uh... That, uh,
Courtney had a...
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eyelash on her lip, and I was
just helping her get it off.
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With your tongue?
No, I-I had to,
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I had to blow it
like... like...
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No, Dad, wait,
wait, please, please, please.
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Don't say anything to Mom.
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Courtney and I are in a
really delicate place,
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and we're not sure
where it's going.
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Nope, no need to explain.
All right? I'm not in it.
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Okay.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Wow.
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You can tell that boy
ain't got none in a minute.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh, Dave, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah. It's bad.
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You just got your dad
back in your life,
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and now, you're
losing him again.
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You poor, poor man.
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Thanks, honey.
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So...
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I hate to even bring
this up, but...
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Are we gonna keep the money?
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Are we?
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I want to so bad.
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Oh, not as bad as I do.
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Oh, I love you.
I love you more.
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Um, but what do we tell Grover?
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Okay. All right. Uh... You know,
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I think we have to
tell him the truth.
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You know, if we're
morally comfortable
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with what we're doing, well,
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we should be able to
explain that to him.
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Totally agree...
in theory... but...
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I think the healthier
thing to do...
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for the child... is...
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to put a little spin on it
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till he's old enough to
understand the-the-the nuance.
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So, we'll lie. I
love you so much.
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I love you.
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Hey, break yourself,
fool. Oh, God!
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Chili Mangold.
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You fall for that
every time, burrito.
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Uh, yup. And you
do it every time.
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What are you doing here, man?
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What, I can't stop by to see
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my old college roommate
for no reason? No.
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You are here because
you want something
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or you want to rub
my face in something.
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Really, Malcolm?
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You think I would drive
all the way up here
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just to tell you I'm Mountain
West baseball coach of the year?
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You already know
that.
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Yes, I do.
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Whose Corvette is that?
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You know whose
Corvette that is, baby.
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That's Chili Mangold's
Corvette. Chili.
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All right. What's up, Chili?
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Hey, still doing that
third person thing, I see.
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Hey, it's just Chili
being Chili, baby.
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Good to see you, man.
It's been too long.
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Come on, you got to do it
for me. No, no, no, no.
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Chili. Come on, Chili. I'm
not really feeling it. No.
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Come on. No. Chili, you
got to hit the Wiggle.
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Yeah. You got to hit
the Wiggle.
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There it is, baby.
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Wow.
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I don't know what this
is, but I want in.
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Dave, stop. Uh-uh. Dave...
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- David, you... Yo, Dave.
- Dave, stop.
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Chili thinks this guy's
got that magic in his hips.
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Ha.
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All right, yeah.
Who's, uh, who's Chili?
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He's Chili. Chili
calls himself Chili.
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Oh, well, Dave thinks
that is so cool.
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Look, I got to bounce.
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I'm scouting a catcher
at John Muir High,
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but, Malcolm, we got
to catch up, okay?
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Yeah, sure, sure. Um, we
should get dinner sometime.
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Hey, well, no time
like the present.
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Yeah, but-but-but-but,
you know, I got this thing
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- that I got to do.
- Oh, come on, man.
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Forget your thing. How
often is Chili in town?
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You're coming over
for dinner tonight.
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Hey, Chili could wiggle that
into his schedule, baby.
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His charm is infectious. How
can you not love that guy?
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How much time you got?
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Good morning, Miss Tina. Hey.
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I'm just here to get Daphne's
toys from last night.
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Okay.
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Beautiful day, huh?
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It's 50 degrees and overcast.
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That's earthquake weather.
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Well, it's been a while since
we had a good shake-up, right?
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When those tectonic plates
build up all that pressure,
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something's got to give.
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Well, it's, um,
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nice to see you in
such a good mood.
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You've been so
stressed out lately.
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You've been wearing your
shoulders like earrings.
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Really? Yeah.
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Oh, I guess I have been
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a little on edge, but, hey,
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it's amazing what a good
night's sleep will do.
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Mm-hmm.
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Morning. Good morning, Mr. B.
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I love that color on you.
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You two have a
splendid day.
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Thank you. I-I think I will.
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Okay.
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That girl's gone out
and got her some.
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What? What would
make you say that?
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Because I'm a woman, Calvin.
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I know what the
afterglow looks like.
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Can't the girl just be glowing?
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Uh-uh. Not like that.
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You heard her say "splendid."
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You know the last time
I said "splendid"?
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You and I were naked in
that waterfall in Ocho Rios.
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Ah.
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It was pretty
splendid.
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Ooh, poor Marty. I
wonder if he knows.
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I think he still has
feelings for her.
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Okay, Tina, I'm not in it,
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and you're not in it,
so let's stay out of it.
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You know there's
no chance of that.
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Hey.
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Uh, is-is Grandpa here?
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No. Uh, see, Grandpa
stayed in-in Nevada.
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He loves the desert, and he's
thinking about living out there.
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Yeah, in a, in a
planned community.
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Uh, why is his car outside?
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Look at
you, noticing things.
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Yeah, uh, well, you see, Grover,
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uh, Lady Luck shined
upon your grandpa,
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and he hit the
jackpot in a casino,
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so he bought a new car.
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Oh, that's awesome. What-what
kind of car did he get?
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A Chevy...
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G... T... R... That's
enough letters.
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But don't worry, he
won't be gone forever.
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Okay, um, maybe I'll text him.
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Oh, no, no, no. Don't
do that. No. Um...
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All right. Are-are-are
you two okay?
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Yeah, we're fine. You
okay? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Go do your thing.
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That was close.
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This is the day he turns
into frickin' Columbo?
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Calvin.
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What, Dave?
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I think Grover's onto us.
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He is asking a lot
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of questions about what
happened to his grandpa.
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First of all, there is no "us."
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Your son, your
dad, your business.
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No, no, no. It is
all of our business.
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If we tell Grover the
truth about the money,
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he is going to be an accomplice,
just like you and me.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You have me confused
with someone who's in it.
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But you agree that
we should keep it.
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I mean, it's like
you always say,
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"When it comes to money,
it's not where it's from,
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it's where it's at."
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I don't always say that.
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Yeah. But you're right.
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I don't think I've
ever said that.
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Okay.
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Calvin, the important
thing to remember is this:
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if Grover asks you anything,
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my father is living in a
planned community in the desert,
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you don't know his
new phone number, and
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he has a new car, a Chevy GTR.
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Chevy does not make a GT...
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O-Okay. Okay.
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I see what you're doing.
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I am not in it.
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And we're not talking
about this again. Great.
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It's like you always say,
"Tight lips, tighter hips."
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I have literally
never said that.
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Oh, hey, Marty.
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Oh, hey, Mama.
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So...
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Courtney seems well.
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Oh, she does.
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Very well.
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Good for her.
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You know, has anything changed
in her social situation?
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Okay, okay, okay. I did
not want to get involved.
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I just don't want
to see you hurt.
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Well, I just saw
her, and I can tell.
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She's seeing someone.
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She seems
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very, very, very, very happy.
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Really?
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But, baby, you do
not have to be brave
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in front of me, okay? Okay.
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Let the hurt out.
Come on, come on. Oh.
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Come on. Give Mommy some. Oh.
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Oh, my poor baby.
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So what is your deal
with this Chili guy?
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You don't like him, but you
invite him over for dinner?
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No, Courtney. I
did not invite him.
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What I said was,
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"We should get dinner,"
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which everyone knows means
we should never get dinner.
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I mean, yeah, what's
not clear about that?
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It's like when me and
you go out to eat,
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and I say "We should split
the check."
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You know I ain't paying.
253
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,649
Well, exactly, but everyone
doesn't fawn all over you.
254
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,185
Chili gets away with murder
because he's charming
255
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,855
and he's... he's got
this inspiring story
256
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,057
of coming over to America
when he was a child
257
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,359
by stowing away
on a fishing boat.
258
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,361
Damn, Malcolm.
259
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,196
Don't make a thug cry.
260
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:41,634
Okay. Okay, fine, so he's
got a heartwarming story.
261
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,635
So that means I'm just
supposed to overlook
262
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,304
all the foul stuff
he's done to me?
263
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,074
All the times I
covered for his ass?
264
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,252
And yet, he's the one that
gets blessed with everything.
265
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,880
Yeah, that's true. And he's
always doing better than you.
266
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,250
Hey, everybody. Oh. Hey.
267
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,028
Malcolm, Mom wants you
to go to Bristol Farms
268
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,164
and get that French sour
cream for the baked potatoes.
269
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,256
Of course, because
270
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,691
Heaven forbid the
great Chili Mangold
271
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,493
eats domestic sour cream.
272
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,196
Meanwhile,
273
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,999
your mom gives me a cold
Pop-Tart and calls it breakfast.
274
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,101
She wrong for that.
275
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,702
Man, you love Pop-Tarts.
276
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,605
Yeah, the ones with
frosting, and she knows that.
277
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,510
Oh, she is sound
asleep. Courtney,
278
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,878
we have a problem.
279
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,681
My mom knows that
you've been pleasured.
280
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,084
Excuse me?
281
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:35,155
Sexually. Apparently,
it is all over you.
282
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,191
I shouldn't have
gone over there.
283
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,526
What was I thinking?
284
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,962
That lady can see
right through me.
285
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,797
She knew I was
pregnant before I did.
286
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:44,897
Calm down.
287
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,233
I mean, we did a thing,
288
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,844
but we don't even know
if we are a thing.
289
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,068
And now, she's gonna
make it a huge thing.
290
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,437
No, no, no, no.
The good news is,
291
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,015
she doesn't know that
you hooked up with me.
292
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,974
All she knows is that
it was with someone
293
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,743
who is great at sex.
294
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,047
Get over yourself.
295
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,950
I'm just saying, we just got to
keep it cool for dinner tonight.
296
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,118
I know it might be hard,
but could you just try
297
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,554
not to act like you didn't get
your world completely rocked.
298
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,824
Okay.
299
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,095
Chili Sauce. Hey,
man. You know what?
300
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,965
Out of all of Malcolm's
friends, you're my favorite.
301
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,466
Oh. Hands down.
302
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm standing right here.
303
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,804
I said what I said, Trey.
304
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,007
So, Chili,
305
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,375
so good to have you.
306
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,845
Um, so tell me, what
is Shohei Ohtani like?
307
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,579
Mama.
308
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,984
Chili played two seasons with
the Mariners ten years ago.
309
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,084
He does not know Shohei.
310
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,988
Oh... Actually, I do.
311
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,257
I also played a few
seasons in Tokyo.
312
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,359
Really? Even picked
up a little Japanese.
313
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,661
Oh. Domo arigato.
314
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,334
Hell
yeah. Hell yeah.
315
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,236
Hey.
316
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,307
Oh, uh, Gemma,
Grover, meet Chili.
317
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,842
Oh, Dave's been
doing your wiggle all day.
318
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,478
Oh, he is quite the dancer.
319
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,547
He's... Sure.
320
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,384
Wait, so... so my dad
said you were a mariner?
321
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,484
Yeah, that's right.
322
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,720
Ah, that's so cool.
323
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,954
What kind of boat
did you have? Oh.
324
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,689
Excuse me?
325
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,691
He's not into sports so much.
326
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,060
Uh, was it a schooner? Oh.
327
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,495
Um...
328
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,665
Marty, are-are you using a
new sort of facial scrub?
329
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,833
No, why?
330
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,103
'Cause you are glowing.
331
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,508
You're getting it
from somewhere.
332
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,147
What are
you doing? Get away.
333
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,349
Get away.
334
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,716
What?
335
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,219
Dave just told me I was glowing.
336
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,887
Well, I guess you've been
337
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,123
pleasured sexually,
too.
338
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,760
It's all over you.
339
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,096
Okay, okay, all right.
I'm establishing
340
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,766
a 15-foot perimeter.
Do not violate it.
341
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,768
Radius or diameter?
342
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,237
You know damn well
I meant diameter.
343
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,339
Ooh, ooh, Calvin.
Calvin. Quick word.
344
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,575
What?
345
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,919
I know Dave's kept
you in the loop
346
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,244
on our little money situation.
347
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,446
Uh, yeah, and I'm trying
to stay out of the loop.
348
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,915
I know, I know. I just,
I want to reiterate
349
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,286
how important it is that you
don't say a word to Grover.
350
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,955
Right. Right,
right, right, right.
351
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,890
You-you know what? I'm
glad you reminded me
352
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,059
because Grover and I were
going bar-hopping tonight,
353
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,662
and, um, after a
couple of longnecks,
354
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,862
who knows what I might say?
355
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,699
Okay. You know.
356
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,933
Hey, Calvin, remember
357
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,935
we went to see Malcolm and Chili
358
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,239
play against UCLA, and Chili
hit that walk-off homer?
359
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,108
Oh, my God. CALVIN: Oh, yeah.
360
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,209
That's when he did the
dance at the plate.
361
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,978
They showed it on
TV and everything.
362
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,713
Yup, yup. The Chili Wiggle.
363
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,049
Oh, that wiggle?
364
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,917
Come on, Malcolm,
Wiggle with us.
365
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,222
No, no, no, no.
Stop it. Stop it.
366
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,923
Dave, for the love of God.
367
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,795
There is no Chili Wiggle,
okay? It's the Malcolm Wiggle.
368
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,298
It was my thing. I used
to do it in the dugout,
369
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,568
and then Chili did it on ESPNU,
and suddenly, it's his thing.
370
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,671
Y'all just don't get it. He
didn't just take my dance.
371
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,906
One time, he was about
to flunk out of school,
372
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,009
and he stole my term paper
and put his name on it.
373
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,245
Yeah, but y'all think
he walks on water,
374
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,148
but it's not true. I had
to bail him out constantly.
375
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,983
No, it's true. It's true.
376
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,819
One time, I took a credit
card out in Malcolm's name,
377
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,189
and we still owe
Circuit City $180 bucks.
378
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,092
That's not funny, Pop.
379
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,828
He's right, it's not, amigo.
380
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,665
And that's just one of the many
times I screwed over my friend.
381
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,932
You see? Finally,
the truth comes out.
382
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,935
Yes. And the truth is... Mm.
383
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,239
...I'm an alcoholic.
384
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,276
There you go.
Malcolm Wiggle.
385
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,211
Do the Malcolm.
386
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,883
You say what now?
387
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,453
That's the reason I'm here.
388
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,721
I'm in a 12-step program,
389
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,224
and I came to make
amends with Malcolm.
390
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,025
I'm sorry, brother.
391
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,128
- Aw. Aw, Chili.
- For everything.
392
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,762
So brave. I mean,
it's tough, man.
393
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,899
You know, drinking is... Y'all
have got to be kidding me.
394
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,836
So you're not here
for a scouting trip?
395
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,039
No. Don't be crazy. I got
people that do that for me.
396
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,309
It's just, it's so
great to unburden, yes?
397
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,178
If there's one
thing I've learned
398
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,845
from my sponsor, Robert
Downey Jr., it's...
399
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,814
Uh, okay, wow.
400
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,683
Isn't that supposed
to be anonymous?
401
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,486
You're right. RDJ taught me...
402
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,723
...the best part
about being sober is
403
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,491
you can finally stop
with all the lies. Mm.
404
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,628
The lies we tell other people.
405
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,330
The lies we tell ourselves.
406
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,165
Wow.
407
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,571
Chili, would you eat a
Pop-Tart without frosting?
408
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,873
No, I don't think I
would, amigo. Yeah.
409
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,445
You hear that, Dave? Gemma?
410
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,814
The lies you tell yourselves.
411
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,752
What lies?
412
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,289
Okay, fine.
413
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,491
Grover, we should talk.
414
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,527
We have some bad
news about Grandpa.
415
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,928
Is-is he dead?
416
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,666
Oh. No. Actually, we have
some good news, then. Come on.
417
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,203
Calvin.
418
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,504
Um...
419
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,474
I just cannot stand
seeing Marty like this.
420
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,209
Like what?
421
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:35,982
Well, he's so upset, he
can't even be near Courtney.
422
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,551
I think it's messed up for
her to hang around here
423
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,321
and play with Marty's
emotions. I'm gonna tell her.
424
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,888
No, no, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't.
425
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,325
Look, I tried to stay out of it,
426
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,027
but it looks like I
got to be all up in it.
427
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,928
Okay. What?
428
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,540
All right, now, Tina,
what I'm about to tell you
429
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,032
stays between us. Okay.
430
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,067
But you were right,
Courtney is getting some.
431
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,070
I knew it.
432
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,640
From Marty.
433
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,475
God is so good.
434
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:06,145
Oh. Oh, okay, all right,
all right, okay, put your arms down.
435
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,515
Now, Marty and Courtney
will tell everybody
436
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,615
when they are ready.
437
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,684
Okay, okay, I got it. Okay.
438
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,820
I know how to be cool, you know.
439
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,755
So...
440
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:21,293
So good to see
y'all here tonight, together.
441
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,796
You know, for Chili.
442
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,065
Well, y'all enjoy,
okay? Have fun. Okay.
443
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,034
Okay.
444
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,740
Yeah...
445
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,675
She knows.
446
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,976
Dad, I can't believe
you told Mom.
447
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,647
Look, she's your mother,
but she's my wife.
448
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,551
And you're not the only
one that wants that glow.
449
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,230
So... it's okay to steal?
450
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,433
- See, that's the great thing.
- Mm-mm.
451
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,635
We just accepted
money that was stolen.
452
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,037
Stolen from bad people.
453
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,408
And wouldn't giving
it back to them
454
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,876
be worse than
keeping it ourselves?
455
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,944
Plus, they're all dead.
456
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,248
I should've mentioned that part.
457
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,493
I mean, we're not gonna give
money back to dead bad guys.
458
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,751
That'd be silly. Yeah.
459
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,756
The point is, is that money is
gonna pay for your education.
460
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,359
And you're gonna
clean that dirty money
461
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,261
by doing something good with it.
462
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,162
Like, you know, going to college
463
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,030
and discovering a
cure for a cancer.
464
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,302
Not all cancers,
just one is plenty.
465
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,202
Or something environmental.
466
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,872
- Like, fighting climate change,
that's a good one. - Mm.
467
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,008
Wait, so...
468
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,744
Grandpa stole this
money? - Mm-hmm.
469
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,614
And you guys took it
and because of that
470
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,874
I got to fix the whole world?
471
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,117
Good deal, right?
472
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:55,021
Man... Life is so unfair.
473
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,562
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