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- Previously on awkward...
- You're suspended.
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- You will all be submitting
an essay
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For this year's issue--
"heroes and villains."
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- Let's just get out of here.
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You're just
my guidance counselor,
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And a sucky one at that!
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It was time for me
to take that bitch down.
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[bell ringing]
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- A piece of writing
was never more perfect
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Than in that fleeting moment
between finishing it and hearing
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Someone else's opinion.
In that moment,
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My val expose was still pure,
still poetry, still--
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- Pass.
- What?
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- I am not gonna publish this.
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-I couldn't let my "tell all"
become a "tell none."
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- That's censorship!
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- Maybe, but that
is bull[bleep],
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And the literary magazine
does not print crap.
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- It's all true.
- Ms. Marks called
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You for dating advice,
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She listed you as her personal
emergency contact,
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And she made you touch
her breast?
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- She thought she had a lump.
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- Troubling, but still "no."
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You wasted your suspension
passing this kidney stone,
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And I'm not gonna print it.
- Why?
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Is it too long?
- Nope.
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- Too short?
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- Nope.
- Bad spelling?
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Typos?
- Are you still here?
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- I'm not leaving until
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You tell me why
you won't print it.
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- Because it's cruel.
- Cruel?
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The man had invented
the concept.
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You told me to write the truth,
and this is the truth.
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You have to put it
in the magazine.
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You said
you wouldn't censor us.
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- What if someone wrote
a piece like this
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About you, pointing out
all of your flaws?
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- If it were true,
then I'd deserve it,
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Just like she does.
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- Jenna, words have power,
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And that's something that
all writers need to understand.
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This book had a huge impact
on my journey as a writer.
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Maybe it can do
the same for you.
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- Hart's favorite book.
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I couldn't wait
to not read it.
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- As for your piece,
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I cannot stop you from
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Still-birthing it
into the world.
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I just want you
to think it over.
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- Fine.
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But I'm not gonna change
my mind.
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It felt good
to defy authority,
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And I could stand by my words
and still look val in the eye...
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For a moment.
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[mideau's feet to the sun]
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♪
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- Jenna, my girl?
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Can we just thaw
our suspension tension?
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We both said a lot of things
we probably regret.
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Mostly you said them
- I don't regret anything.
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- Live without regret.
That's my motto too.
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Let's just end this struggle
with a snuggle.
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- Let's not.
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♪
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- ♪ I'll take the advice ♪
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- It's cool.
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We're still friends.
Friends fight.
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It'll only make us stronger!
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- Want stronger leadership?
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Don't be a sucker.
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Vote abby martin
for freshman treasurer.
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- Do I have food in my braces?
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Does my backpack have wheels?
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Do I wonder what
a penis feels like?
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No!
Why?
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'cause I'm not
a freakin' freshman!
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- I'm sorry.
- Yes, we'll take some candy.
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Good luck.
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- [laughs]
well played.
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- But these sweets
are a sour reminder.
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A.S.B. Elections are next week,
and jake has done nothing for
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His presidential campaign.
Can you secure the asian vote?
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- Ooh, are you jake's
campaign manager?
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- No, I'm his life manager,
which includes his campaign.
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If he's gonna win, he has
to wake the sleeping dragon.
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- Done!
I say, asians do.
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- Can you have them put a hit
out on jenna's new personality?
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- Ugh, I just wish
she'd be herself.
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- Be "herselves"
is more like it.
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Maybe she's having
a hard time seeing
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Through her pretentious
fake glasses.
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- [chuckles]
[toilet flushes]
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- I didn't care what
the bitches thought.
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I had collin.
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Mr. "hart-less" won't publish
my essay
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Because he says it's cruel.
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Can you believe that?
- It is.
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But it's also insightful
and controversial,
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Like all great writing.
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Hey, so I'm taking you
out tonight.
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My buddy dave osokow
can get us
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Into a pop-up club downtown.
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- Can't.
Still grounded.
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- So what?
- I know.
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I just can't deal with
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My parents' bull[bleep].
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- Okay.
But, can we at least
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Take the long way home?
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- Definitely.
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- Where are your posters?
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Your opponent myles
has tons.
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- Myles needs posters.
He has no brand awareness.
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I don't need posters.
- You're too complacent.
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You need to step it up.
No campaign, no gain.
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Here is a list of things
we should be doing.
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- "aggregate polling data."
- mm-hmm.
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- What does that even mean?
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Look, I know how to win.
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I've done it every year
without your list.
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[sighs]
I'm sorry.
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How about I come over tonight
and we make posters?
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- Yes!
We'll promote your platform
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In puff paint.
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[bleep], I hope I have enough
puff paint.
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Who am I kidding?
Of course I do. [giggles]
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- [sighs]
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I'm still shivering
from jenna's cold shoulder.
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- Oh, you think
it's bad for you?
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Imagine living with her.
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Val!
- Huh? What? Sorry.
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We need to do something.
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If only there was some way
we could intervene.
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That's it!
An intervention!
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But who's gonna lead it?
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- Don't you do that stuff
for a living?
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- Not well, l-dawg.
Not well.
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We'll need an expert.
- [sighs]
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I know one!
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- I've been to tons
of these things.
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- Excellent. Can you walk us
through what to expect?
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- Mm.
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You know, come to think of it,
I really don't remember much.
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I was fairly high
when it was happening.
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- I'm nervous.
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I'm gonna need someone else
to go first.
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- [gasps]
can I go first?
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I'd love the chance
to tell jenna
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All the different ways
she's been a disappointment.
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And don't worry,
I won't hold anything back.
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There's no time limit, right?
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- Maybe you should be
the silent peer presence.
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How's your supportive nod?
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- I've never thrown
an intervention before,
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But luckily, google has.
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I hid all the sharp objects,
and I put out plenty of tissues.
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And, oh, I almost forgot.
I got munchies.
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- Ladies, I really should be the
one leading this intervention.
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- [forced laugh]
- today alone,
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I got two people
to stop drinking.
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- And only three or four
to start.
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- If any of you knew anything
about anything,
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You'd know
that my twitter feed,
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@yourharshtruth,
is blowing up.
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People can't get enough
of my unfiltered advice.
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- Someone wants your advice?
- Yes.
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And here's a tip for free--
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That top comes
in your size too.
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We already know
your boobs are huge.
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- Why is she here again?
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- You wanted a peer presence,
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And lil bitch has no friends.
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- Right.
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- Okay, here she comes.
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Places, everybody!
- Oh! Oh!
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- [sighs]
- oh, god.
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- Act natural.
[door closes]
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- What's going on here?
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- Oh!
They just dropped by...
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Unexpectedly.
- Oops.
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- Why don't you
come chat with us?
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- Yes, come sit in this
semicircle of furniture,
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Where we can all
see each other clearly
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And feel encouraged to share.
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- So.
- So.
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- So.
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- [sighs]
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Lil bitch, this is
your intervention, unh.
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- What?
- What?
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I-I think we were supposed to
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Build to the issue
in a gentle way.
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- Yes.
Let me explain.
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Jenna, you have a problem.
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You're an ass[bleep].
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- Yet again,
the gentle intent was lost.
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- Honey, we're just worried
about you.
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- You've been distant, and...
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- Irritable.
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- You've lost
all your friends.
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- You could use
a good hair scrub.
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- Wow.
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I'm touched.
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I so appreciate your concern.
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Thank you, mom.
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I really needed
this wake-up call.
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- I mean, uh, actually,
it was--it was my idea.
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- Of course.
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Can I say something?
- Mm-hmm.
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- You're all a bunch
of hypocrites.
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So [bleep] off!
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- My accusers were two losers,
one user, and an abuser.
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They were the last people
I would listen to,
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And I was sick and tired
of people telling me
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What I should
and shouldn't do.
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I was gonna do
what I wanted,
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When I wanted,
and with whom I wanted.
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No one was gonna stop me.
[computer chirps]
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- ♪ singing till
the sun comes up ♪
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♪ you ain't getting
a hold of me ♪
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- Valerie thought
I needed a wake-up call?
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- ♪ bones bleeding
if bones can bleed ♪
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- But in reality,
she was about to get one.
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- ♪ sore and seething
all in harmony ♪
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♪ you ain't getting
a hold of me ♪
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- Honey?
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I-I--
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- ♪ I can't believe
you're serious ♪
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- Damn it!
We didn't secure the perimeter.
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- ♪ short tail, long legs ♪
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- Can we drink now?
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- [sighs]
both: Yes!
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- I didn't know when
the sisterhood
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Of the blathering skanks
would be back,
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And I wasn't gonna stick around
to find out.
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- ♪ dragging behind me ♪
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♪ torn sails whipping
in the cold dark sea ♪
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- Hey.
Count me in for tonight.
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- ♪ you ain't getting
a hold of me ♪
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- Holy crap!
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- I've selected different colors
based on
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Which hallways they'll hang in,
and I've cross-referenced them
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With my election week outfits.
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This, candidate rosati,
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Is your prototype
"poster with the moster."
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- That is awesome.
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- Told you so.
- You did.
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You can totally make
all my posters.
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- Uh, I can make your posters?
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- Yeah.
- Jake!
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00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:50,288
This is not a free ride,
this is a "we" ride.
252
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,623
We're doing this together.
253
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,926
You need to make posters
so that you can shine through.
254
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,227
- Okay, pass me a marker.
255
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,598
- Which color?
- Whatever.
256
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,444
- Okay!
257
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,778
One down.
258
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,246
- "jake 4 prez"?
259
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,748
This isn't a text!
260
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,616
Flesh it out.
261
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,551
You have to take a stand
on issues,
262
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,220
Like the sale
of flaming hot cheetos.
263
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,156
Do you favor the flavor,
or spurn the burn?
264
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,358
You can't be apathetic.
- Okay.
265
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,060
Fine.
Hand me another poster board.
266
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,264
- Mm-hmm.
- And this time, the, uh...
267
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:37,869
Green marker, please.
268
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,611
- Let me get you a plate.
269
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,113
- I'm going out.
270
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,750
- Uh, no, you're not.
You're grounded.
271
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,550
- Which means what, exactly?
272
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:56,187
Because as far as I see it,
I'm about to leave.
273
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,023
- Okay, you are
out of control,
274
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,290
And you're
ruining your life.
275
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,661
- No, you're ruining my life,
just like you ruined yours.
276
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,362
You know what?
You don't even have a life.
277
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,732
The only job you've had
for 17 years is being a mom,
278
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,000
And you suck at it!
279
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,202
- Do not talk to your mom
that way.
280
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,937
- Why not?
Are you gonna give her
281
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,240
The wake-up call she needs?
282
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:19,144
- If you leave--
- what?
283
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,281
- Don't come back.
- Lace--
284
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,717
- No, kevin.
285
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,920
Don't come back.
286
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,897
[dance music]
287
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,033
♪ ♪
288
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,302
- Far cry
from palos verdes, huh?
289
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,036
- It was.
290
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,038
The pop-up club had popped up
291
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:47,806
At the perfect time.
292
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,109
There was no place
like away from home.
293
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,316
- You made it!
294
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,319
- And you made it too.
295
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,255
- Hold on.
I think I hate that girl.
296
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,928
- So random running
into angelique here.
297
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,897
- Actually, I invited her.
Is that cool?
298
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,034
- I was with the coolest guy
at the coolest club in town.
299
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,103
How could I not
be cool with it?
300
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,704
Of course.
301
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,273
- Jenna spoke the truth.
302
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,742
I'm a terrible mom.
303
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:28,113
I failed her, and then
I drove her away.
304
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:28,813
I have to fix this.
305
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,750
I have to tell her
she can come home.
306
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,920
- No!
- Wha--
307
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,721
- No?
- No!
308
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,125
Lace, you showed her
the tough love she deserves.
309
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,159
- But maybe I was too tough.
310
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,027
- Frankly, I don't think
you were tough enough.
311
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:47,665
If she wants to be independent,
she can learn the hard way,
312
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,434
On the streets.
313
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,171
Alone.
With thugs...
314
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,340
And rapists.
315
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,542
Oh, god, our baby.
316
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,877
- No!
- [grunts]
317
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,714
- Don't break!
- But she needs her daddy!
318
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,314
- [panting]
319
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,517
- I think you just broke
your phone.
320
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,453
- That was my phone.
321
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,522
Well, good.
322
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,324
Because we can't let her
manipulate us.
323
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,793
We have to stay strong.
324
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,861
It is time for tough love.
- I can't.
325
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,129
- You can.
- I don't want to.
326
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,964
- That's why it's tough.
327
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,599
- Okay.
You're right.
328
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,668
Let's just hope,
wherever she is,
329
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,702
Jenna is making good choices.
330
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,539
- ♪ my fire is wild
- brain eraser, or gut rot?
331
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,708
- Brain eraser.
- Gut rot.
332
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,179
- Whoo!
- ♪ my rage is deep ♪
333
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,313
[cheers and applause]
334
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,549
- Yeah!
All right!
335
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,751
- ♪ one black eye ♪
336
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,019
- Yeah, all right!
337
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,122
- Taking it to the next level.
- ♪ busted teeth
338
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,192
- Speaking of next level.
339
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,261
- [gasps] ooh!
- Either angelique really
340
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,029
Liked candy, or--
341
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,064
- Tonight's festivities
are brought to you
342
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,133
By the letter "x."
343
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,301
- ♪ you really light me up ♪
344
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,037
- In the moment,
I didn't know if my mind
345
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,205
Could take any more expanding,
346
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,140
So I blamed it
on my bladder.
347
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:06,644
I need to use the bathroom.
Be right back.
348
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,615
- ♪ you really light me up ♪
- ♪ oh, oh, oh
349
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,018
[muffled music]
350
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,957
- Bathroom line shots!
351
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,361
- Sorry I ran away.
352
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,929
- You ran away?
353
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,031
- Wasn't it obvious?
- [laughs] yeah.
354
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:32,437
- I just didn't feel ready to
try ecstasy for the first time.
355
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,739
- Oh, no.
I feel awful.
356
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,875
- What?
No, it's fine.
357
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,676
Why would you feel bad?
358
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:44,682
- I put the "e" in your drink.
359
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,755
[dance music]
360
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,023
- I was through
the looking glass,
361
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,992
And apparently down
the "grab it" hole,
362
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,128
And the ecstasy was definitely
having an effect...
363
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,763
On collin and angelique.
364
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,464
I, on the other hand,
365
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,032
Was way too freaked out
to be blissed out.
366
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,702
- Hey, feel this.
It's amazing.
367
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,871
- Oh, amazing.
368
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,539
Here, jenna, you gotta feel.
369
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,009
- Yeah, it's amazing.
370
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,377
It wasn't amazing.
371
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,879
- I love you guys.
372
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,219
- Um, shouldn't we do this
somewhere in private?
373
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,888
- Oh, no, she's cool,
you're cool, right, ang?
374
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,658
- Yeah.
I'm totally cool.
375
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,663
- Okay.
376
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,965
Angelique was definitely cool,
377
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,634
And not afraid of beard burn...
378
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,639
Or, boundaries.
379
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:43,708
- Jake!
380
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,243
You need to push
your boundaries!
381
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,345
Get out
of your comfort zone!
382
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,714
Go don draper on this paper.
383
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,316
Take the time
to make it rhyme.
384
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,117
Don't be bitter,
add more glitter!
385
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,786
- Stop it!
- Rhyming?
386
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,687
- No, telling me what to do!
387
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,323
You're suffocating me.
- I'm trying to help you.
388
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,424
- No, you're trying
to turn me
389
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,892
Into the prototype
of a perfect boyfriend.
390
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,796
And I try, and I try everything
that you say!
391
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,763
But you still have
more criticism.
392
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,334
- I'm sorry that I want us
to work on our relationship.
393
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,703
- "us"?
I do all the work.
394
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,138
- You don't think I work
to be a good girlfriend?
395
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,107
I just made you 20 posters!
396
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,141
- That I didn't ask for!
397
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,810
You think you know better
about everything!
398
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:23,348
Well, this is the one thing that
I know how to do, and you don't.
399
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,116
You would make
the worst president ever!
400
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,284
I don't need rhyming slogans,
401
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,287
Or glitter, or to dot
my "I"s with little stars.
402
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,491
I can write anything
on my posters and still win!
403
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,161
- Oh, yeah?
404
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,465
Could you write this?
405
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,467
- You wouldn't dare.
406
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,837
- Oh, wouldn't I?
407
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,773
- Put that glitter down.
408
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,849
[club music]
409
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,551
- So, there was
an excess caress.
410
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,119
It was okay.
411
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,022
It wasn't like I was in
a threesome.
412
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,958
And she had to put
her hand somewhere.
413
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,161
It definitely didn't mean
I was in a threesome.
414
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,398
Or, I was in a threesome.
415
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,899
I'm not comfortable.
416
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,168
- Take off your jacket.
- I'll help you.
417
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,670
- No. No.
418
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,939
I need to go home.
Right now.
419
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,576
- Oh.
Okay.
420
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,779
See ya.
421
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,747
[both moaning]
422
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:34,685
- I may have been high,
but I'd never felt so low.
423
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,753
I was scared, alone,
424
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,657
And my lack of cash or credit
matched my lack of options.
425
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,961
I had to call someone.
- ♪ it starts turning it on ♪
426
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,799
Not my parents...
- ♪ this is it
427
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,967
- Or my friends.
428
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:54,272
There was only one last resort,
and I was desperate.
429
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,342
- ♪ not shutting off ♪
430
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,511
- Hey, it's me.
431
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,113
Can you come pick me up?
432
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,782
- ♪ the sun is moving in
433
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,397
[ambient electronic music]
434
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,299
♪ ♪
435
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:21,799
- [sighs]
436
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:27,071
Do you need me to stop and get
you some water or something?
437
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,240
- I'm okay.
438
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:37,548
♪
439
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,424
- It's just an earring.
440
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,627
- But it's not mine.
441
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:57,935
♪
442
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,278
- [crying]
443
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:15,586
♪
444
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,959
- [sighs]
445
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:28,599
Is there anything else
you need me to do?
446
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,539
- Can you hold me?
447
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:38,709
- [softly]
yeah.
448
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:43,314
- Thank you
for being my hero.
449
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,283
[soft music]
450
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,386
- That's all
I ever wanted to be.
451
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:56,060
♪
452
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,962
[engine starts]
453
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:06,270
♪
454
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,147
[soft music continues]
455
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:20,918
♪
456
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,188
- Next on awkward...
- Hey, guys!
457
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,156
- Hey.
- Hi.
458
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,057
- During my sanity sabbatical,
459
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,759
I wrote a mean essay about val
for the lit magazine.
460
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,329
- Don't worry, people only read
the experior
461
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,129
For the sex stories.
462
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,998
Nobody's gonna bother
with your essay.
463
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,400
- Your essay is awesome!
464
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,368
- That's why you're sorry?
465
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,537
- Is there something else
I should be apologizing for?
466
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,206
- Did you sleep
with angelique?
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