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6-20, give me that job out in Mulligan.
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All right, come on in here with me.
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I don't even know why you had me in here.
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Take a seat.
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I've had a couple reports from a couple customers
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that you've stolen a couple items.
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No, that's crazy. Why would anybody say that about me?
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Then what's going on with the bag?
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I bought this from home. I didn't steal this bag.
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Let me take a look at it.
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No, it's mine. Come on.
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It's mine. I bought it from home.
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Do you want me to call the cops?
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No, I guess.
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You can come in here and answer a couple questions,
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or I can call the cops and they'll take you into custody.
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It's going to take about eight hours for them to question you.
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No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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What did you even take?
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I didn't take anything.
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Oh.
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Some party paper, balloons.
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I told you I --
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More party paper.
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I told you --
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I bought that from home.
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That's my bag.
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So let me get this straight.
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You went to the store with a bunch of party favors and cards,
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so what?
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How else am I supposed to match my party theme tonight?
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I need to see which color --
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So it was for tonight.
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Yeah.
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Listen, I think you got this --
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Oh, this is just a big misunderstanding.
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Just let me take my stuff and I can go,
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and I won't go back to the mall for --
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Indefinitely.
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No, you already stole the items,
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and I already had to take you back here,
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so now I have to ask you a couple questions
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and figure out why exactly you stole all these items.
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But I didn't steal them.
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Just stop.
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Okay. What's your name?
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Nadia.
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Nadia. Okay.
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Let me grab my pen real quick.
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So your name's Nadia.
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Yeah.
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Do you have an ID?
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Not on me.
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Okay.
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So do you have any form of payment on you for these items?
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I mean, I guess my bank card's in my car.
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I just -- I don't have any pockets.
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So you weren't even planning on paying?
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Of course. Why wouldn't --
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Do I look like someone who would steal?
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Well, it seems like it now that you don't have your card
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or any money or even your IDs on you.
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Haven't you ever walked out of your car without your wallet?
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I mean, it's an honest mistake.
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No, I haven't, because I know I need my money
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so I can pay for something at the damn store.
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[Sighs]
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It's fine. You know what? You're right.
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I meant to pay for those. I just -- I don't know.
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I have this short-term memory problem.
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Sometimes I just space out and I guess I just --
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That's not the first time I've heard that, ma'am.
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Okay, look. I'm going to have to pat you down
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to see if you have any additional items on you.
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It's just protocol.
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Um, I --
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I mean, if you're going to say no,
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I can always call the police and have them come here and pick you up.
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No, no, no. That's fine.
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I'm sure pretty capable of searching appropriately.
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Okay. Okay.
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All right, get up.
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Okay.
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See? You'll see that I'm completely innocent.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yep. No stolen goods here.
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[Doorbell rings]
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I guess that's not going to work.
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Do you have any weapons on you?
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No.
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Do you have anything on you whatsoever?
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No, I just might -- myself.
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Look, I'm going to have to do an additional search.
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What do you mean?
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I'm going to have to do a pat down.
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Uh, is this normal?
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Yeah, it's normal.
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I mean, I can -- the phone's right there.
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I can call an officer to come down here.
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No, that's -- that's fine.
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I guess you can pat me down. You don't need to call anyone.
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Okay. Put your arms out.
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Hey!
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What?
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It's a pat down.
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Yeah, but --
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Do you want me to call the police?
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You're grouping me. You're not patting me down.
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This is standard procedure.
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Okay.
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Here. Here. I had -- huh?
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Is there an issue?
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This is really uncomfortable.
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Well, you're the one who decided to steal.
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So what's it going to be?
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You're either going to deal with it,
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or you're going to have me call an officer to come and pick you up
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and take you down to town.
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's keep going.
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You have unusually large breasts.
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I'm going to have to pull this up so I can make sure
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there's nothing stuffed in your bra.
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Excuse you. These are mine.
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And they don't seem like it, so I'm going to have to lift it up.
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Okay.
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[Sighs]
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Hey.
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Oh, my God.
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I have to make sure nothing's under here, ma'am.
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There's nothing -- [Sighs]
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This isn't happening.
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This isn't happening.
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This isn't happening.
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[Sighs]
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Okay. I think you're in the clear right there.
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Yeah, I told you.
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See? There's nothing. I --
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What? You could have something in there too, ma'am.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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What, you think you're Donald Trump Jr. around here?
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No. I'm just doing what they tell me to do.
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They can't possibly tell you to molest people.
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What? This is procedure.
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The cops are going to do the same thing, man.
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And you're going to be sitting in a cell for at least eight hours.
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Fine.
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This would have went a lot quicker if you wouldn't stop pausing me.
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[Sighs]
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Turn around.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Really fucking thorough, aren't you?
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Yep.
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They say I'm one of the best at my job, so keep being smart with me, man.
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[Sighs]
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Alright. Take a seat.
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Okay.
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See, I told you I didn't have anything on me.
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Look, I'm not going to call the cops, but I do need to get my supervisor to come and see what we should do with you.
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Okay.
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So, you stay right here.
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You got it, ma'am?
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Yeah.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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[Sighs]
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God.
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Why? Why?
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Why did you have to do this?
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I knew this would happen.
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I knew this would happen.
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Oh, I...ugh.
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You grabbed me by the pussy.
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Talk to you, and you'll be out of here before you know it.
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You'll be...
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We're still going to have this party, and everybody's going to have fun,
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and Chris is going to come over, and he's going to fall in love with me finally,
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and my life is going to be perfect.
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This is...this is fine.
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This is fine. This is fine.
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Fuck!
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He'll beat your face.
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Oh, my God.
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[Sighs]
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Okay.
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We got this.
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You can handle this.
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Okay.
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Put on your poker face.
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You can bullshit your way out of this.
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You don't have to know anything.
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All right.
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All right, ma'am. We're back.
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Okay.
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So, this is what we're dealing with today.
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I told you your name is Nadia.
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And you've been caught shoplifting.
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I've been accused of shoplifting?
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Well, according to the cameras out there, my associate here,
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he's caught you red-handed.
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That's his opinion, but I didn't have anything with me.
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He already patted me down.
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You can keep the stuff that I brought from home.
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I just need to get out of here.
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You should thought about that
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before you start stealing from our store.
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Oh...
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What are you gonna do to me?
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Well, cases like this, I call the police and have you arrested.
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No! No, no, no.
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Is there anything at all I can do?
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I just can't have that happen.
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I'll pay for it.
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My debit card's in the car.
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You can walk me out.
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You can walk me out.
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You should have thought about that before you took things from our store.
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Oh...
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So you came in and took some party supplies, huh?
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Yeah, I was having a get-together this evening, and...
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Balloons and ribbon, playing cards, huh?
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Yeah, my friends and I were gonna have a game night.
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What kind of game?
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Strip poker.
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Strip poker?
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I'm a fan of that myself.
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Hm...
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Uh...
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So I have an idea.
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How about we play a few friendly hands of strip poker?
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And if you win, we'll let you walk out of here with the supplies
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and no cops are needed.
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But, each hand, something different's gonna come about if you lose.
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Um...
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Yeah, I think that would be okay.
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Yeah?
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Just don't call the cops.
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Well, we'll see what happens.
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Play a few hands, and go from there.
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Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
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Some five-card bra?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Ready for this, Josh?
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Pull the chair up.
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Uh...
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You said you were pretty good at strip poker, huh?
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I've been known to play a hand or two.
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Oh, great.
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Oops.
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Looks like you can get a little game in before tonight.
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Yeah, I'm proud.
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That's if we let her go.
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Of course.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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"ick
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haha
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okay let's see what you have
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part four is you lose. Next!
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That was a fair take on two out of three. Two out of three?
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Yeah. Alright, we'll play another hand but this time if you lose
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you have to take off your clothes. It's called strip poker for a reason.
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Like said you wanted to get in practice. Like all my clothes?
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All of them. That's the point. Yeah yeah I thought it was one piece of clothes at a time.
275
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,800
Not a whole lot. We don't have that kind of time to
276
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:31,840
mess around. We have other duties to get to. Yeah this isn't game night for us this is
277
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:40,640
an ultimatum. I guess so. My marrady end is deep.
278
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,160
So either you do this with us or I call the cops and
279
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:49,360
you have a hell of a weekend trying to get out. No no no no no we can keep playing.
280
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,300
Thank you, Plenty.
281
00:13:52,300 --> 00:14:08,500
Yeah.
282
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:18,700
Okay.
283
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:36,900
What you got?
284
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:44,100
This is the most stressful game of poker of my whole life.
285
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,100
Paranines.
286
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,100
Yep, you lose again.
287
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,100
Let's come off.
288
00:14:51,100 --> 00:15:05,500
Better get to it.
289
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:09,860
Stand up and do it so we can see.
290
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:10,860
Oh my god.
291
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,860
I mean the phone's right here.
292
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,860
It's okay.
293
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:28,460
I mean do you have to stare like that?
294
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,460
I mean...
295
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:32,460
Well that's the fun of the game.
296
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:36,100
Okay, okay, my tits are hot.
297
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:40,460
Oh, yeah, keep going.
298
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,460
Oh.
299
00:15:42,460 --> 00:16:06,780
Yeah, Josh, when it's not super expensive, I like to have a little fun with the perps.
300
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,780
Got it.
301
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:11,620
Oh, so you do this all the time then.
302
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,760
I catch a lot of thieves.
303
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,100
Oh my god.
304
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,620
He's my supervisor for a reason.
305
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,720
Is your boss knowing that you do this?
306
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,220
I am the boss.
307
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,220
Okay.
308
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,220
Keep going.
309
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,220
You're not done.
310
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,220
The underwear too?
311
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,220
Absolutely.
312
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,220
This is so embarrassing.
313
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:47,020
Okay, fine.
314
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,380
Okay you guys had your fun.
315
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,940
You got a peek.
316
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:55,220
Okay, I can go now, right?
317
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,700
No, we'll call the cops.
318
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,700
No, no, no, no, it's fine.
319
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,700
Okay, then we'll just keep upping the odds.
320
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:05,140
Okay, yeah, I'm sure I'll win next time.
321
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,140
I'm sure.
322
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:09,840
Don't you want to know what it is?
323
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,840
What could be worse than this?
324
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,740
Well, I figure you can give me and him lap dances.
325
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:16,740
Are you...
326
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:24,300
Come on, harmless lap dance or go to jail?
327
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,300
Those are your options.
328
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,300
Just steal the car.
329
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,300
Yeah, all right.
330
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,300
You heard her.
331
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,300
Yeah, I heard her.
332
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,300
Okay.
333
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:59,160
it from where it started.
334
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:27,520
okay let's see what you got.
335
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:54,460
five cards of nothing, two pair. pair of jacks, we beat you. where do you want to do this lap dance? wherever you want. come on partner.
336
00:18:54,460 --> 00:19:23,100
so, go at it! I'm first? yeah! nice!
337
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:27,000
それにこの結局をやるimet
338
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,960
er
339
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960
er
340
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,960
er
341
00:19:52,960 --> 00:20:07,480
er nice partner oh she's done this before glad we brought this one in the day there
342
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,800
are any like hidden cameras or anything that's isn't gonna people are gonna see
343
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:25,320
another word on it oh this isn't your first lap dance is it yeah I don't want
344
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:51,400
to talk about it you got a phone one how long do you do this for totally telling
345
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:59,200
out to I thought you guys are busy you know keeping them all safe and catching
346
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:04,800
other perpetrators you get some downtime
347
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:23,920
either so I think we need to take this to next level another game I don't have
348
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:31,240
anything else to give well you do pretty pretty sexy woman seems like you like to
349
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:37,480
have a good time well we've got you undressed I mean there's other things we
350
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:52,800
can do keep you out of jail oh fine yeah yeah you want to know what that is you
351
00:21:52,800 --> 00:22:00,320
win or if you lose his hand he was part blowjobs if you win you get to go free
352
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:06,880
you can take the party supplies with you and this never happened but if you lose
353
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:17,160
it's the BJ's or jail I'm gonna win you're gonna win yes you're gambling
354
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:26,640
person I'm I'm gonna will it into happening oh yes big well let's see
355
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:31,900
>> [LAUGH]
356
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:41,920
[SOUND]
357
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,740
>> All right.
358
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:47,200
Let's do this.
359
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:52,220
>> [INAUDIBLE]
360
00:22:52,220 --> 00:23:02,220
[BLANK_AUDIO]
361
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,580
>> One card on.
362
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,920
>> I'm counting on just one card.
363
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:27,060
[BLANK_AUDIO]
364
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,160
>> All right, what you got?
365
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:34,920
[BLANK_AUDIO]
366
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,060
>> I think you're cheating.
367
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,420
I think you have a stacked deck.
368
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,720
I think that- >> Stacked deck?
369
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,220
You stole this deck.
370
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:45,940
>> You switched it with something because there's no way I keep getting all these
371
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,140
horrible cards.
372
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:53,220
well whatever you toss back in the in the pot must have given you a shitty hand
373
00:23:53,220 --> 00:24:01,220
that's pretty terrible and I got a pair of Jaxx that beats that so he's got a
374
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:17,020
pair of six of beats that we do or you know it's just just the board
375
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:25,840
job and I can I can leave right so he said depends how good you do I mean we
376
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:32,200
could send you jail probably blow every officer and holding come out with a
377
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:40,860
criminal record alienated from your parents and family they're out of town I
378
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:48,500
don't even know I was having this party so I can not go to jail just think of
379
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:59,860
this is a small party okay okay let's get this ever when
380
00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:20,620
at the same time sharing is caring man we got shit to do I thought you guys had
381
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:50,260
all day what's that camera for security purposes are you sure that's what I said
382
00:25:50,260 --> 00:26:00,480
oh that's some I checked we work here you don't it doesn't seem a bit odd
383
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,020
nothing odd about it
384
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:22,520
i know
385
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:31,260
yep just like that
386
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:34,380
(lullaby plucking)
387
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,620
(laughing)
388
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:39,620
(lullaby plucking)
389
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,920
(value intoxicated groaning)
390
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:51,060
(lullaby plucking)
391
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,360
All right I'm giving you guys blowjobs,
392
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,920
how much longer do I gotta do this?
393
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,060
- I'm telling you when to stop.
394
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,860
- Or I mean.
395
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:04,860
(lullaby plucking)
396
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:08,220
(lullaby plucking)
397
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:11,780
(lullaby plucking)
398
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,460
You make other people do this too?
399
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:42,860
- Well, different circumstances for different people.
400
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:43,700
- Oh God.
401
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,340
- We don't make anybody do anything.
402
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,580
I just give them a choice.
403
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,940
(laughing)
404
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,560
- It's not a real easy choice.
405
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,560
(lullaby plucking)
406
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:59,420
(lullaby plucking)
407
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:15,060
- That footage isn't gonna be seen by other people, is it?
408
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,020
- Nope. It's not even on anyway.
409
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,720
- It's documentation of who comes in here.
410
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,540
- I'm okay.
411
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,120
- I don't want it on the internet or anything like that.
412
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,420
- It won't be going anywhere.
413
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,140
(lullaby plucking)
414
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,940
It's just compliance purposes.
415
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,120
(lullaby plucking)
416
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,860
How about less talking, more blowing?
417
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:48,860
(lullaby plucking)
418
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,100
- I don't think she's had this kind of party before.
419
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,440
She seems pretty good at it.
420
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,400
(lullaby plucking)
421
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,360
- Aren't you guys ready to come?
422
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,360
I mean, it's like you've been here a different while now.
423
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:20,900
- She really thought that's what's gonna make us come.
424
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,640
- You know what, you suck at cards.
425
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,220
So here's the thing, if you fuck us,
426
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,780
we'll let you get out of here.
427
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:28,780
We need to get this rolling.
428
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,060
- You promise?
429
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:30,900
- Yep.
430
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,340
- Okay.
431
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,440
That's what it's gotta be.
432
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,340
All right.
433
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,740
- That's what's gonna work.
434
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:41,940
- I just wanna out of here.
435
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,380
I just want this over with.
436
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,740
- Me first?
437
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,660
- Of course, you're the supervisor man.
438
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:56,180
(lullaby plucking)
439
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:59,180
(lullaby plucking)
440
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,340
(sighing)
441
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:23,400
[Grunts]
442
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,940
[Grunts]
443
00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:39,840
[Grunts]
444
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:47,900
[Grunts]
445
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:55,900
[Grunts]
446
00:30:55,900 --> 00:31:02,880
[Grunts]
447
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,260
It's compliance. Don't look at the camera like that.
448
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:07,340
[Grunts]
449
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:10,720
No, I think it's not. [Grunts]
450
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:22,320
[Grunts]
451
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,880
Oh shit, partner.
452
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:33,880
[Grunts]
453
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:43,880
[Grunts]
454
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:49,880
[Grunts]
455
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:56,880
[Grunts]
456
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,880
Nope, keep throwing that thing. [Grunts]
457
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:15,880
Oh, yeah. [Grunts]
458
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Way better than the police station, right? [Grunts]
459
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,880
Yep, switch. [Grunts]
460
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Get some of this. [Grunts]
461
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:31,880
Hell yeah. [Grunts]
462
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:46,880
[Grunts]
463
00:32:46,880 --> 00:33:08,880
[Grunts]
464
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:13,880
Oh fuck. [Grunts]
465
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:22,880
[Grunts]
466
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:29,880
[Grunts]
467
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:38,880
[Grunts]
468
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:48,880
[Grunts]
469
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:59,880
[Grunts]
470
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:09,880
[Grunts]
471
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:21,880
[Grunts]
472
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:31,880
[Grunts]
473
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:41,880
[Grunts]
474
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:51,880
[Grunts]
475
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,880
[Grunts]
476
00:34:54,880 --> 00:35:04,880
[Grunts]
477
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:14,880
[Grunts]
478
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,880
Take me to your partner. [Grunts]
479
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,880
I'm up here. [Grunts]
480
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:31,880
It's me. [Grunts]
481
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:39,880
[Grunts]
482
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,880
Wanna play a game? [Grunts]
483
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,880
This is so embarrassing. [Grunts]
484
00:35:45,880 --> 00:36:00,880
[Grunts]
485
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:07,880
[Grunts]
486
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,880
We're gonna teach you how to play cards. [Grunts]
487
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,880
So nice to be here. [Grunts]
488
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,880
High card. [Grunts]
489
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,880
Good one, that one. [Grunts]
490
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,880
Oh shit. [Grunts]
491
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,880
Damn. [Grunts]
492
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,880
It's yours. [Grunts]
493
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,880
Yours? [Grunts]
494
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,880
I feel like I'm the one winning here. [Grunts]
495
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:54,880
I'm winning too. [Grunts]
496
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,880
Who wins gets called next position. [Grunts]
497
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,880
Oh shit. [Grunts]
498
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:30,880
High card. [Grunts]
499
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:45,880
[Grunts]
500
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:58,880
Oh yeah, shoot that. [Grunts]
501
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:27,880
[Grunts]
502
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:37,880
[Grunts]
503
00:38:37,880 --> 00:39:06,880
[Grunts]
504
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:25,880
[Grunts]
505
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:37,880
[Grunts]
506
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,880
[Grunts]
507
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:56,880
[Grunts]
508
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:21,880
[Grunts]
509
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Let's see how she rides. [Grunts]
510
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:56,880
[Grunts]
511
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:10,880
[Grunts]
512
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:25,880
[Grunts]
513
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:35,880
[Grunts]
514
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,880
[Grunts]
515
00:41:38,880 --> 00:42:06,880
[Grunts]
516
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:16,880
[Grunts]
517
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,880
[Grunts]
518
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:35,880
[Grunts]
519
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:50,880
[Grunts]
520
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,880
Oh fuck. [Grunts]
521
00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:05,880
You want to go ahead partner. Hell yeah. [Grunts]
522
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:33,880
[Grunts]
523
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:43,880
[Grunts]
524
00:43:43,880 --> 00:44:07,880
[Grunts]
525
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:17,880
[Grunts]
526
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:41,880
[Grunts]
527
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:56,880
[Grunts]
528
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:13,880
[Grunts]
529
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:28,880
[Grunts]
530
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:34,880
[Grunts]
531
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:45,880
[Grunts]
532
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:55,880
[Grunts]
533
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:09,880
[Grunts]
534
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:24,880
[Grunts]
535
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:38,880
[Grunts]
536
00:46:38,880 --> 00:47:02,880
[Grunts]
537
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:18,880
[Grunts]
538
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:37,880
Oh no. [Grunts]
539
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:49,880
[Grunts]
540
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,880
[Grunts]
541
00:47:52,880 --> 00:48:01,880
[Grunts]
542
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:11,880
[Grunts]
543
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:39,880
[Grunts]
544
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:53,880
[Grunts]
545
00:48:53,880 --> 00:49:07,880
[Grunts]
546
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:26,880
[Grunts]
547
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:43,880
[Grunts]
548
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,880
Alright, you can go.
549
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You're free to leave.
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I'd suggest practicing cards a little bit better.
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