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6-20, give me that job out in Mulligan.

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All right, come on in here with me.

I don't even know why you had me in here.

Take a seat.

I've had a couple reports from a couple customers

that you've stolen a couple items.

No, that's crazy. Why would anybody say that about me?

Then what's going on with the bag?

I bought this from home. I didn't steal this bag.

Let me take a look at it.

No, it's mine. Come on.

It's mine. I bought it from home.

Do you want me to call the cops?

No, I guess.

You can come in here and answer a couple questions,

or I can call the cops and they'll take you into custody.

It's going to take about eight hours for them to question you.

No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

Okay.

Yeah.

What did you even take?

I didn't take anything.

Oh.

Some party paper, balloons.

I told you I --

More party paper.

I told you --

I bought that from home.

That's my bag.

So let me get this straight.

You went to the store with a bunch of party favors and cards,

so what?

How else am I supposed to match my party theme tonight?

I need to see which color --

So it was for tonight.

Yeah.

Listen, I think you got this --

Oh, this is just a big misunderstanding.

Just let me take my stuff and I can go,

and I won't go back to the mall for --

Indefinitely.

No, you already stole the items,

and I already had to take you back here,

so now I have to ask you a couple questions

and figure out why exactly you stole all these items.

But I didn't steal them.

Just stop.

Okay. What's your name?

Nadia.

Nadia. Okay.

Let me grab my pen real quick.

So your name's Nadia.

Yeah.

Do you have an ID?

Not on me.

Okay.

So do you have any form of payment on you for these items?

I mean, I guess my bank card's in my car.

I just -- I don't have any pockets.

So you weren't even planning on paying?

Of course. Why wouldn't --

Do I look like someone who would steal?

Well, it seems like it now that you don't have your card

or any money or even your IDs on you.

Haven't you ever walked out of your car without your wallet?

I mean, it's an honest mistake.

No, I haven't, because I know I need my money

so I can pay for something at the damn store.

[Sighs]

It's fine. You know what? You're right.

I meant to pay for those. I just -- I don't know.

I have this short-term memory problem.

Sometimes I just space out and I guess I just --

That's not the first time I've heard that, ma'am.

Okay, look. I'm going to have to pat you down

to see if you have any additional items on you.

It's just protocol.

Um, I --

I mean, if you're going to say no,

I can always call the police and have them come here and pick you up.

No, no, no. That's fine.

I'm sure pretty capable of searching appropriately.

Okay. Okay.

All right, get up.

Okay.

See? You'll see that I'm completely innocent.

Mm-hmm.

Yep. No stolen goods here.

[Doorbell rings]

I guess that's not going to work.

Do you have any weapons on you?

No.

Do you have anything on you whatsoever?

No, I just might -- myself.

Look, I'm going to have to do an additional search.

What do you mean?

I'm going to have to do a pat down.

Uh, is this normal?

Yeah, it's normal.

I mean, I can -- the phone's right there.

I can call an officer to come down here.

No, that's -- that's fine.

I guess you can pat me down. You don't need to call anyone.

Okay. Put your arms out.

Hey!

What?

It's a pat down.

Yeah, but --

Do you want me to call the police?

You're grouping me. You're not patting me down.

This is standard procedure.

Okay.

Here. Here. I had -- huh?

Is there an issue?

This is really uncomfortable.

Well, you're the one who decided to steal.

So what's it going to be?

You're either going to deal with it,

or you're going to have me call an officer to come and pick you up

and take you down to town.

Mm-hmm.

Let's keep going.

You have unusually large breasts.

I'm going to have to pull this up so I can make sure

there's nothing stuffed in your bra.

Excuse you. These are mine.

And they don't seem like it, so I'm going to have to lift it up.

Okay.

[Sighs]

Hey.

Oh, my God.

I have to make sure nothing's under here, ma'am.

There's nothing -- [Sighs]

This isn't happening.

This isn't happening.

This isn't happening.

[Sighs]

Okay. I think you're in the clear right there.

Yeah, I told you.

See? There's nothing. I --

What? You could have something in there too, ma'am.

This is the worst day of my life.

What, you think you're Donald Trump Jr. around here?

No. I'm just doing what they tell me to do.

They can't possibly tell you to molest people.

What? This is procedure.

The cops are going to do the same thing, man.

And you're going to be sitting in a cell for at least eight hours.

Fine.

This would have went a lot quicker if you wouldn't stop pausing me.

[Sighs]

Turn around.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Really fucking thorough, aren't you?

Yep.

They say I'm one of the best at my job, so keep being smart with me, man.

[Sighs]

Alright. Take a seat.

Okay.

See, I told you I didn't have anything on me.

Look, I'm not going to call the cops, but I do need to get my supervisor to come and see what we should do with you.

Okay.

So, you stay right here.

You got it, ma'am?

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

[Sighs]

God.

Why? Why?

Why did you have to do this?

I knew this would happen.

I knew this would happen.

Oh, I...ugh.

You grabbed me by the pussy.

Fuck.

Okay.

Talk to you, and you'll be out of here before you know it.

You'll be...

We're still going to have this party, and everybody's going to have fun,

and Chris is going to come over, and he's going to fall in love with me finally,

and my life is going to be perfect.

This is...this is fine.

This is fine. This is fine.

Fuck!

He'll beat your face.

Oh, my God.

[Sighs]

Okay.

We got this.

You can handle this.

Okay.

Put on your poker face.

You can bullshit your way out of this.

You don't have to know anything.

All right.

All right, ma'am. We're back.

Okay.

So, this is what we're dealing with today.

I told you your name is Nadia.

And you've been caught shoplifting.

I've been accused of shoplifting?

Well, according to the cameras out there, my associate here,

he's caught you red-handed.

That's his opinion, but I didn't have anything with me.

He already patted me down.

You can keep the stuff that I brought from home.

I just need to get out of here.

You should thought about that

before you start stealing from our store.

Oh...

What are you gonna do to me?

Well, cases like this, I call the police and have you arrested.

No! No, no, no.

Is there anything at all I can do?

I just can't have that happen.

I'll pay for it.

My debit card's in the car.

You can walk me out.

You can walk me out.

You should have thought about that before you took things from our store.

Oh...

So you came in and took some party supplies, huh?

Yeah, I was having a get-together this evening, and...

Balloons and ribbon, playing cards, huh?

Yeah, my friends and I were gonna have a game night.

What kind of game?

Strip poker.

Strip poker?

I'm a fan of that myself.

Hm...

Uh...

So I have an idea.

How about we play a few friendly hands of strip poker?

And if you win, we'll let you walk out of here with the supplies

and no cops are needed.

But, each hand, something different's gonna come about if you lose.

Um...

Yeah, I think that would be okay.

Yeah?

Just don't call the cops.

Well, we'll see what happens.

Play a few hands, and go from there.

Okay, yeah, that sounds good.

Some five-card bra?

Yeah.

Okay.

Ready for this, Josh?

Pull the chair up.

Uh...

You said you were pretty good at strip poker, huh?

I've been known to play a hand or two.

Oh, great.

Oops.

Looks like you can get a little game in before tonight.

Yeah, I'm proud.

That's if we let her go.

Of course.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

"ick

haha

okay let's see what you have

part four is you lose. Next!

That was a fair take on two out of three. Two out of three?

Yeah. Alright, we'll play another hand but this time if you lose

you have to take off your clothes. It's called strip poker for a reason.

Like said you wanted to get in practice. Like all my clothes?

All of them. That's the point. Yeah yeah I thought it was one piece of clothes at a time.

Not a whole lot. We don't have that kind of time to

mess around. We have other duties to get to. Yeah this isn't game night for us this is

an ultimatum. I guess so. My marrady end is deep.

So either you do this with us or I call the cops and

you have a hell of a weekend trying to get out. No no no no no we can keep playing.

Thank you, Plenty.

Yeah.

Okay.

What you got?

This is the most stressful game of poker of my whole life.

Paranines.

Yep, you lose again.

Let's come off.

Better get to it.

Stand up and do it so we can see.

Oh my god.

I mean the phone's right here.

It's okay.

I mean do you have to stare like that?

I mean...

Well that's the fun of the game.

Okay, okay, my tits are hot.

Oh, yeah, keep going.

Oh.

Yeah, Josh, when it's not super expensive, I like to have a little fun with the perps.

Got it.

Oh, so you do this all the time then.

I catch a lot of thieves.

Oh my god.

He's my supervisor for a reason.

Is your boss knowing that you do this?

I am the boss.

Okay.

Keep going.

You're not done.

The underwear too?

Absolutely.

This is so embarrassing.

Okay, fine.

Okay you guys had your fun.

You got a peek.

Okay, I can go now, right?

No, we'll call the cops.

No, no, no, no, it's fine.

Okay, then we'll just keep upping the odds.

Okay, yeah, I'm sure I'll win next time.

I'm sure.

Don't you want to know what it is?

What could be worse than this?

Well, I figure you can give me and him lap dances.

Are you...

Come on, harmless lap dance or go to jail?

Those are your options.

Just steal the car.

Yeah, all right.

You heard her.

Yeah, I heard her.

Okay.

it from where it started.

okay let's see what you got.

five cards of nothing, two pair. pair of jacks, we beat you. where do you want to do this lap dance? wherever you want. come on partner.

so, go at it! I'm first? yeah! nice!

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er nice partner oh she's done this before glad we brought this one in the day there

are any like hidden cameras or anything that's isn't gonna people are gonna see

another word on it oh this isn't your first lap dance is it yeah I don't want

to talk about it you got a phone one how long do you do this for totally telling

out to I thought you guys are busy you know keeping them all safe and catching

other perpetrators you get some downtime

either so I think we need to take this to next level another game I don't have

anything else to give well you do pretty pretty sexy woman seems like you like to

have a good time well we've got you undressed I mean there's other things we

can do keep you out of jail oh fine yeah yeah you want to know what that is you

win or if you lose his hand he was part blowjobs if you win you get to go free

you can take the party supplies with you and this never happened but if you lose

it's the BJ's or jail I'm gonna win you're gonna win yes you're gambling

person I'm I'm gonna will it into happening oh yes big well let's see

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>> All right.

Let's do this.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

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>> One card on.

>> I'm counting on just one card.

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>> All right, what you got?

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>> I think you're cheating.

I think you have a stacked deck.

I think that- >> Stacked deck?

You stole this deck.

>> You switched it with something because there's no way I keep getting all these

horrible cards.

well whatever you toss back in the in the pot must have given you a shitty hand

that's pretty terrible and I got a pair of Jaxx that beats that so he's got a

pair of six of beats that we do or you know it's just just the board

job and I can I can leave right so he said depends how good you do I mean we

could send you jail probably blow every officer and holding come out with a

criminal record alienated from your parents and family they're out of town I

don't even know I was having this party so I can not go to jail just think of

this is a small party okay okay let's get this ever when

at the same time sharing is caring man we got shit to do I thought you guys had

all day what's that camera for security purposes are you sure that's what I said

oh that's some I checked we work here you don't it doesn't seem a bit odd

nothing odd about it

i know

yep just like that

(lullaby plucking)

(laughing)

(lullaby plucking)

(value intoxicated groaning)

(lullaby plucking)

All right I'm giving you guys blowjobs,

how much longer do I gotta do this?

- I'm telling you when to stop.

- Or I mean.

(lullaby plucking)

(lullaby plucking)

(lullaby plucking)

You make other people do this too?

- Well, different circumstances for different people.

- Oh God.

- We don't make anybody do anything.

I just give them a choice.

(laughing)

- It's not a real easy choice.

(lullaby plucking)

(lullaby plucking)

- That footage isn't gonna be seen by other people, is it?

- Nope. It's not even on anyway.

- It's documentation of who comes in here.

- I'm okay.

- I don't want it on the internet or anything like that.

- It won't be going anywhere.

(lullaby plucking)

It's just compliance purposes.

(lullaby plucking)

How about less talking, more blowing?

(lullaby plucking)

- I don't think she's had this kind of party before.

She seems pretty good at it.

(lullaby plucking)

- Aren't you guys ready to come?

I mean, it's like you've been here a different while now.

- She really thought that's what's gonna make us come.

- You know what, you suck at cards.

So here's the thing, if you fuck us,

we'll let you get out of here.

We need to get this rolling.

- You promise?

- Yep.

- Okay.

That's what it's gotta be.

All right.

- That's what's gonna work.

- I just wanna out of here.

I just want this over with.

- Me first?

- Of course, you're the supervisor man.

(lullaby plucking)

(lullaby plucking)

(sighing)

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

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[Grunts]

It's compliance. Don't look at the camera like that.

[Grunts]

No, I think it's not. [Grunts]

[Grunts]

Oh shit, partner.

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

Nope, keep throwing that thing. [Grunts]

Oh, yeah. [Grunts]

Way better than the police station, right? [Grunts]

Yep, switch. [Grunts]

Get some of this. [Grunts]

Hell yeah. [Grunts]

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Oh fuck. [Grunts]

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Take me to your partner. [Grunts]

I'm up here. [Grunts]

It's me. [Grunts]

[Grunts]

Wanna play a game? [Grunts]

This is so embarrassing. [Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

We're gonna teach you how to play cards. [Grunts]

So nice to be here. [Grunts]

High card. [Grunts]

Good one, that one. [Grunts]

Oh shit. [Grunts]

Damn. [Grunts]

It's yours. [Grunts]

Yours? [Grunts]

I feel like I'm the one winning here. [Grunts]

I'm winning too. [Grunts]

Who wins gets called next position. [Grunts]

Oh shit. [Grunts]

High card. [Grunts]

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Oh yeah, shoot that. [Grunts]

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Let's see how she rides. [Grunts]

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Oh fuck. [Grunts]

You want to go ahead partner. Hell yeah. [Grunts]

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Oh no. [Grunts]

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Alright, you can go.

You're free to leave.

I'd suggest practicing cards a little bit better.

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