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Next time you miss Shameless, I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog who lives behind

Alibi. But today you get free pass. I tell you.

Hello, Tito, senior intern. Nice to meet you. All right, follow me. I'll show you around.

Filling out the paperwork to dis-in-herit you abortion should have been.

We are going to start a maid service that is not only topless but also cleans.

We're core to the market.

Your fame is kind of weird. He has all this extra skin.

I'm confronted a little bit about that chick. He's growing now. Nice stroller. Did you get it?

Only found it in the park. I'm going to sell it. Hello. Hello.

Carina, join his doll face. Sure. Sorry to bother you.

I work at Patsy's. I'd like to quit. We should just shut it down.

If I stayed on as manager, would you keep it open? Just leave it afloat.

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We were just working out and just breaking a swipe.

Sorry, gotta get that walk fixed. Yeah.

Might take a while to get him back to sleep. You get to hang? You can finish our work out?

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No, you know actually I should go I gotta beat my internship early. What do you do there?

I work for free for a bunch of douchebags whose asses I would kick the night school.

Sounds fun. You know your way up? Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out.

Okay, come on baby, let's go. Let's go.

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No, no, you have to look at that shirt job. Shut up man. No, no, no.

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What's your turn about?

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Paying betrayal.

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Feeling in Debbie, ripped my skeleton from my flesh.

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Monica was there too.

Sucking my blood through a straw.

And you were there.

And your kids.

And you put whiskey, drenched cotton candy back where my bones had been.

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It was Michael.

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A lot of my life.

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Bane of my existence.

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And you're off the trail now.

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You're on the trail.

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You're on the trail.

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It tastes like a two.

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Come with me, too, Thorett.

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What?

I know who are, but what am I?

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Come on, Harriet. Sleeping time.

Is she still scared of me?

I want to watch you balance frigs head down a flat of stairs.

How do you say he had it coming in my gery and?

Where are you going up?

Caleb won't stop drunk texting me.

Bagging forgiveness?

Bagging the name calling then begging some more.

Nice sex here.

Tender rocks.

Free sex?

Anytime I want it, no strands attached.

You know, you're female.

Is it not always available to you?

Maybe.

The tender makes it simple.

No confusion, no misguided weddings.

Now I just bone and go.

So I can save my energy for more important things.

Like what?

Like my job?

Passes pies.

I want to be directly in the free-dup energy there.

You're willing to talk.

He's spend all day working for free.

As a point.

I don't know.

But my bullshit internship is going to turn into a non-bullshit career.

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Hi.

There's no offense.

Wow.

Some taken.

Hi.

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Can I harsh?

Come on, come on, screw.

I'm sure about that.

Working for free is called "Sleeve" labor last time I checked.

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Good morning.

As a reminder, this shelter is closing at the end of the week.

The container store franchise has taken over our lease.

The container store, that's a thing.

Volunteers are passing out the addresses of other local shelters.

This says the nearest one is 60 blocks away.

We're supposed to just walk.

Where are we going to go to?

Back to 10 city, baby.

I hate to city.

That Santa Claus looking dude is always trying to make me sit on his lap.

No, we are not going to sleep in tents like Indians and hikers.

I'll find a place for us to squat some place clean and dry or at least indoors.

I'm the patriarch of this family and I will provide.

Hey, Triar.

My dream last night wasn't just a dream.

I said, "Who's nation from all the drugs?"

A message from my highest self.

I was awake all night thinking about this.

My kids ripped my bones out.

They betrayed me. They gutted me.

But you were there.

You and your kids rebuilding me into the man I was meant to be.

Are you sure you're not still high?

Monica.

I need this.

I need a new family of Gallagher's and you need a man to take charge.

My name ain't Monica.

They're a coy Monica.

Yeah.

It's another sign.

Can we go with you?

Where are your parents?

Mom's dead.

Dad, we're not score less.

We can never came back.

Jesus.

Sign number three.

God is handing me a do-over.

Uh, uh, new Carl.

New Debbie.

I'm a boy.

Really?

You need a haircut, Debbs.

Uh, new Ian.

New Lip.

You.

Yeah.

You alone?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I don't do three ways.

Jesus, new Monica.

She's my new daughter.

Not a three way.

Although we should discuss the three way thing because you're really missing out.

But no.

That's not what this is about.

What is it?

You need new parents.

I need new kids.

Grateful kids.

Loving kids.

Whiskey drench cotton candy kids.

Not the fucking ingraights that I've raised.

Welcome new Gallagher's.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah.

There you go.

Yeah.

Okay.

Come on, buddy.

Can't be late.

Take care of someone.

Thank you, Frank.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, buddy.

Can't be late.

Take care of someone.

Thank you, Frank.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not violent, Joya Leasey.

Just in a hurry.

Her name is Joe La Yemi.

You can call me what she wants.

Oh, you owe me for the week.

Right.

I'm sorry.

I'm a little short.

My internet business had a slowdown due to a lack of inventory,

but I'll have it for you tonight.

Oh, but yeah.

And I remember Charlie, Jean-Meena,

met Tonya, Chimey, for no.

Okay.

Thanks.

Have a great day.

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I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

I'm a little sick.

Oh.

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Better run, Gallagher.

Better run.

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What?

Right about Fiona.

I don't know what to say.

I keep texting and deleting.

Why are you worried?

Having heard from her.

Haven't had time to stop by.

It's weird.

I have no idea what's going on in her life.

She's busy fucking strangers.

It's new hobby, very time consuming.

Cabbage on his way with the ice cream truck.

Tiddy van you mean?

He already asked seven bookings.

So why did I watch bar use strip,

have watches babies?

Be more fun strip together.

It's okay, watches babies behind bar.

No, because he wants to drive us around

after the bounce are just in case.

Pimped.

So who's a little watch bar?

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That's cabb.

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Check it out, sister wives.

We don't ride around in that.

Right?

[LAUGHS]

You know my tits are smaller than this.

Our customers won't mind.

Hey, pal.

Uh, topless maids that actually clean.

Pass it along.

Where'd he kids?

Check it out.

Custom built.

Are you ready for this?

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What do you think?

Is that genius or what?

They love it.

They can look at it.

Look at it in love it.

What's that smell?

That's not coming from the van.

Excuse me, sir.

This is a legitimate business here.

What is it, Tilly, shah?

Oh, yeah, it is.

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Fuck, that's the fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

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Shit.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck is going on here.

This is my father.

He's staying with us for a while.

I had to take a look at this guy, a table eight, send back his burger,

and left without paying.

Said it tastes like ketchup-levered cardboard.

Johnny, come on.

You burn any more of these burgers.

I'm going to deep fry you.

You get me better meat, and I wouldn't have to char it.

The shit you bought is a freezer burger.

Well, I had to cut costs, otherwise we all lose our job.

You get what you pay for.

Yeah, well, can't you get creative, some new spices or something?

You think you could do my job better than me.

You're welcome to it.

You pick up that attitude in prison?

Hello.

Liam Punchton-Wear.

OK, did he say that he was sorry?

No, I'll come pick him up.

I got to go pick up my kid brother at daycare.

Try not to poison anyone while I'm gone.

What are you going to eat breakfast off of that floor?

How long have you been here?

Came in early.

Caleb and I broke up.

You know something in the film my time?

Well, the shines hurt my eyes.

I've had a 12 person in the apartment.

Agitated female tried to run into traffic.

We've never seen a new day come.

That's us, so let's hit it.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

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Yeah, perhaps.

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Yep.

It smells like a brewery in it.

Because that is the smell of victory.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

How long have you been playing for?

About 18 hours.

Jesus.

You guys watch him all night?

You got a pass.

That's you, man.

OK.

Hey, so you want me to play for you while you go to the bathroom?

Not bad, but it can make me promise.

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Listen, you're not playing for him.

You're changing his piss bag.

That's what?

He's wearing an external catheter.

What the heck?

Well, if the condom attached to his dick,

attached to a tube, and it fills up that bag.

Why?

Because that's what champions do.

Yeah, right.

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Just change it before it overflows.

Are you fucking with me?

Well, the two that are you can pull the catheter off

his dick and hold the bottle and you can piss in it.

You're an intern.

Grunt work is the job, and I've changed it twice already,

so I have got to piss.

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Why is the covenant shit, Lana?

He wrote into country hiding on cowfraiser.

He can't stay with us.

He's covered in tattoos.

Is that a penis fucking a skull?

Cap, he sold her into sex slavery.

Yeah, he can't stay with us.

Tell her.

He's flat.

Yo.

He can't stay with us.

Yeah, sorry, we discussed it, and we just

don't think it's a good idea.

So we live together.

We love together.

We even raise babies together.

But this decision we do not make together.

She's right.

We're just worried about him being in the house with the babies.

He's good for the babies.

Sweet.

He's also good behind bar.

He solves barting the problem.

Well, we go out and do a TV and business

so he can save money for college for babies.

You want us to leave our bar with him to even speak English?

English does not matter.

Make drink, take money.

Hurt people who do not pay money.

I grew up in his bar.

Everything I know, I learned from this map.

Have a nice one.

I'll go get him for close.

Too deadly.

Do it.

Can you just slow down?

Also, to agitate in woman.

Agitate is a vocal mentally ill.

The cops already have a cop.

She can't do any more damage.

He's suffering.

Well, Jesus, we're not going to be able to help her

if you kill us first.

Almost there.

Where's the stitches again?

What the hell did you do to me?

Excuse me, but he has his finger up my ass.

I should say the waiting room.

I'll be waiting a minute.

The gonorrhea?

What?

You gave me gonorrhea.

Jesus.

I didn't give him fun.

I gave him a circumcision.

He's a law for that, isn't he?

That's what I said.

All right, I've seen TV.

I know how you can get infections from these surgeries.

Why do you think you have gone over here?

You have swollen glands discharged?

No, but my girlfriend has it.

Her dad wants to kill me and the dudes a cop.

OK, first things first, let's run a test.

Hop up on the table.

That's not the hole it goes in.

Whenever you consider not using a condom,

remember this pain.

[SCREAMING]

Barkey.

Six bloody marries.

Hold a merry.

Here we go.

I hate bloody marries.

To make a juice prevents scurvy and figures can't be choosers.

Put your stuff over there.

This is not my father.

Welcome, comrade.

I'm Frank Gallagher.

Me and my kids drink for free.

Also, we're going to be staying in the apartment upstairs

for a while.

The Kevin were here.

He'd sign off on that because he

wants to try to kill me and he would like to avoid prison.

Also, assuming you're a communist,

you understand the rich helping out the poor?

So I'll just need those drinks.

Not for the kids.

No alcohol for the kids.

They drink virgin marries.

And the key, which Kev keeps in the register right there.

Shbrickens the English.

Oh, jean hall.

Oh, Christ, I crack her Russians her strong.

Are you OK, buddy, Frank?

Of course I am.

My spirit is like a cockroach.

It can't be crushed.

My back's a little weaker than my spirit back.

Come on, kids.

Let's go dumpster, daggon, but they don't.

No.

For hungry, I said I'll provide.

I will provide.

Help me out.

I know a joint.

Great pancake, shitty service, country manager.

We get food there.

Man, I need you to calm down.

Listen to me.

Let me go.

Let me go.

He's gone before me.

I have to go.

I have to go.

Go.

The traffic says the demon was chasing

your history of schizophrenia, but no violent crime.

I'd rather not focus if I can avoid it.

All right, Kayleigh.

Kayleigh.

I'm Ian.

Where's the demon now?

He's coming.

Please.

I want you better keep you safe.

I can do that, but you have to trust me, Kayleigh.

Can you do that?

He's coming.

I don't know.

Demons have been after me before, too.

All right.

She's out to get to the ambulance, and then you're safe.

All right, Kayleigh.

All right, you can do that, right?

All right.

Good.

Let's go.

It's all right.

What are you here?

I'm here.

Oh, I'm Jay.

Your bag is to die.

Oh, thank you.

It's a limited edition.

Oh, clearly.

Is there anything I could help you with?

Um, well, Harry's only six months old, but she's already

wearing clothes for 18 months.

Do you have this cashmere sweater in a larger size?

I think I do in the back.

Love her name, by the way.

It's so retro.

Thank you.

I just want to know how long he's going to stay.

He kept roof over my head and washed in my bone until I was 10 years old, ready to work on

tormen.

For this, I owe him.

I also owe him the money.

He's spent to smuggle me into country.

You owe him the money he paid smuggler, so you could be a sex slave in America.

This is land of free home of brains.

And if he had not smuggled me, I would not have met you and become happy, wedded,

ruckable bliss.

She's got her points.

Shut up, Kayleigh.

I'm just saying if I had a dad, I would forgive a lot, too.

You know what?

I came out.

We strip now.

Pim, watch your babies.

Hi.

Uh, sorry.

But can you move your van?

I live right over there.

I'd have some little kids who are about to come out and play in the yard.

Anne?

And your van is very graphic.

It's a pornographic, really.

Oh, thank you.

Those are my wives.

Look at you.

My wife, I just have the one, highly emotional woman.

I have my five, seven-year-old sons are exposed to pornography.

The first time, playing in our yard, she just likely to cry until I agreed to move to

an even more expensive neighbor.

Look, man, you tell your wife this is a legitimate business.

And under the 14th Amendment, we have every right to exercise our right to free speech

and show boobs.

The 14th Amendment abolished slavery.

God damn right, it did.

Good thing too, because one of my wives is black and the other one was a slave.

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh, good.

Thanks a lot.

Now you woke up my kids.

Look.

Shh.

Please.

I'm begging you.

Father the Father, husband and husband.

I pulled the van around in the block.

Hey, you, uh, want a business card?

You're in a instant case.

And the wife goes out of town or something.

Please, I can't breathe.

I will not let the demon near you, Kaitley.

I promise.

I can't move.

Please, I'll do them.

I'm not supposed to do that.

Please, please, they're hurting me.

It's going to be OK.

All right?

You're OK.

It hurts.

Ian.

It's going to be OK.

It's not protocol.

Please help me.

You deep breath, Kaitley.

All right?

You can open them.

You've got them at Galakars.

Minds you.

Watch the world.

Stop right?

Find, you're all right, right?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

All right.

OK.

OK.

Thank you.

Ian.

See you soon.

Bye.

Kaitley.

[SCREAMING]

Oh, my God.

When is the last time someone ordered liver and onions?

That old dude comes in Tuesdays for the early bird.

Sorry, old dude.

You can spend money on this camel toe and force

to wear, but the liver and onions is just too much.

Uniform spring and business, liver and onions don't.

[LAUGHTER]

He's a table for seven, please.

I'm sorry.

I do.

Out.

It's a boot open.

Come on, kids.

Oh, come on, kids.

I got it.

I got it.

Mommy.

Hey.

Oh, mommy.

She's not your mother, Liam.

Water is thicker than blood these days.

Yeah.

And thanks to your influence, Frank.

Liam is no longer welcome at daycare.

He punched a kid in the balls and called him a gringo.

OK, son, glad to hear.

Give him hell.

Well, see you're name.

This is new Carl.

And that's new Ian and new lip.

And this cute one right here is new Debbie.

Can't type me in new Dan?

There's no Dan.

I'm hungry.

I'm sorry.

But you can't eat here unless somebody shows me some money.

How about this?

Oh, perfect.

Mrs. Wilson, let me just take care of that for you.

Oh, come on.

You're heartlessly twat, aren't you?

I almost positive, I'm not.

I got money.

Took it off from Tief's purse.

You what?

Just like I taught you.

OK, can we get some food for my--

No, Frank.

You all stink.

And six bucks won't even cover coffee.

OK, kids, as we discussed, 1, 2, 3.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

We're the bad boys.

We're the big ones.

Run, sir.

Hey, you're actually--

Don't throw up.

Hey, you're okay.

Fine.

Fine.

Just get it.

There we go.

No, not in the-- for the adult.

Bitch.

You tell him no, Fiona.

That's no, Fiona.

If the broth is.

OK.

Out, or I swear to God, I'm going to call the cops.

Two.

Would--

Here I go.

Wait.

You'd call the cops?

Uh-huh.

What kind of a Gallagher are you?

I'm not a Gallagher.

You disowned me, remember?

Just keep ripping like bones, don't you?

Out.

Come on, kiss.

Leave it.

Hello.

Ian, what?

Where?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Sierra, I got a situation.

Can I borrow your car?

Yeah.

I'm leaving you in charge.

Text me if there's a problem, I'm not talking through it, OK?

Are the asses in the window going to be a problem?

Jesus.

Cops are on their way, Frank.

Guess I'll be adding public nudity to my complaint.

Tritor?

I got a blow to get a mail around here.

Don't need to blow anyone.

Listen.

Ask.

And Daddy Frank will provide follow me.

Where?

To the best free chocolate chip cookie in the upper Midwest.

Come on.

And Russia family is family.

We aren't used to parents seeing their children as sex objects.

Oh, your husband fucked your mother to make babies.

You want to ride on high hearts?

I have two daughters.

You don't see how that might worry me.

He will not be interested in baby girls until they reach

at least 10 years old.

You don't see how that's disturbing.

Put your boobs away fast.

Babies in the truck.

We're not done.

No, I know.

But it turns out we can make way more money by driving the truck

around and just parking it.

Come on.

Oh, sir, no charge for lack of completion.

Help yourself to a cookie and have a look around.

Take all the time you need.

I'm here to answer any questions you--

Hey kids, you heard her.

Help yourself.

Frank Gallagher, you working with a realtor this time?

Are you just here for the baked goods?

No, on my own salesman.

So no need of a real estate agent.

But thanks for asking, Sylvie.

She's a shirt.

This one.

I hope you know how to negotiate.

Too bad you're not as good a realtor as you are a baker.

You've got your cookies on your way now.

Let me just show you the master bath.

Oh, I'll make sure you show them where Mrs. Kevin's died.

How long was it before they found her a week?

It was months ago she died of old age, peacefully at home in bed.

It's what we all wished for, isn't it?

It's hard to believe that you got the smell out.

It must have been a lot of hair and pressure.

And nephew lives overseas, very motivated to sell.

So the master bath room, it needs a little work

where there's lots of potential there.

Nice to meet you too.

Is this going to be our new house, Daddy Frank?

You know, no, Debbie, that's not a bad idea.

I get the big bedroom dips on the shower.

Good.

Hey.

What do you think, money?

Home sweet, homeless shelter.

Yeah?

[LAUGHTER]

Lock me, I need a break.

Only break for you is the record you're about to break, bro.

[APPLAUSE]

Hey, let's replenish this food, all right?

Ain't no one to catch in his.

Hey.

Hey, what the hell, man?

I'm not a fucking slave.

I'm supposed to be learning something.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

All right, listen, I have a Rhodes Scholar, an MIT valedictorian.

And I check with a great ass in a master's degree

from Carnegie Mellon who all want this internship.

The only reason you're here is because humans

let me take my particle physics final after I

slept through it the first time.

Now, your attitude sucks.

And I am this close to using whatever little power I have

in this position to get rid of you.

Do you want that?

Let's think about it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, shoes off the bed.

Get dressed.

You've had your fun Frank now get out.

I'm afraid you're going to have to be the one to leave.

So, Vie, I got a lease.

I went behind your back and contacted the owner.

No, you most certainly did not.

Prove it.

You prove it.

One year with an option to buy.

You can smoke an air.

No, come on.

Hey, kids, I need you to show Miss Silvie the door.

Sick bastards using these kids for your own selfish.

Ow!

I'll be back with the police.

You stay here with the kids.

Don't leave.

No matter what, don't leave.

I'll be back.

Where are you going, Daddy Frank?

There's power in numbers.

New and improved, Gallagher's.

Lock the door behind me.

Use force to hold our position if necessary.

Please.

Please.

One, two.

I'm sorry.

There's a judgment call.

You took the restraints off a schizophrenic en route.

You are lucky she isn't that.

I'm a mistake.

I won't make it again.

You sure as shit won't.

I'm going to cover for you.

I asked this time.

But I need you to watch this.

Rita, I'm taking my meds.

You want to keep your job, Gallagher?

Shut up and watch this.

Ian, if Rita's telling you to go home, you need to listen.

Even if it seems unfair, even if you're feeling great,

you made a promise to read it that no matter what,

you're going to go home.

So go right now.

Don't fight her.

I'm serious.

Just go.

All right.

Go.

Come on, Ian.

I'll drive you home.

What are you doing here?

She's an emergency content.

I'm not having an emergency.

I disagree.

Rita, I'm not manic.

OK.

You drove way too fast on the way.

You scrubbed the rig three hours before,

Burke.

What are you just cleaned at last night?

You're making breakfast in the middle of an idea.

Your meds can go out of balance when you go through a high

stress thing like a breakup.

Just take the week off and go to a doctor.

OK.

[SIGHS]

Do you need any other sizes?

Yeah, I'd love to see the jeans and pink sweater on the next

size up, please.

Still working on this in the baby way.

Oh, I know.

It's just the worst.

Take your time.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

The text in you.

Cheese, Carl.

You scared me.

Yeah, we were pop Friday.

Kill me this morning.

Yeah, probably best to avoid him.

I'm still sorry.

I don't know how I possibly could have gotten a real.

You better get out of here.

My dad'll be home soon.

Wait, so that's it.

He's going to write off from the bike I bought you.

I cut the tip of my dick off for you.

Tom, I love you.

Yeah.

Hey, your little pixie tribes in there,

we're gonna trash in the place.

Total shit, sure.

I'm gonna get you your right order.

I'm sorry.

What's going on?

I'm just trying to--

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Stop.

What's happening?

Johnny walked out.

We couldn't reach you.

We tried calling that guy Chad, but he doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

OK, go back to the floor and I'll handle this.

Offer free drinks.

And tell everyone we're just doing the cold menu right now,

salads and sandwiches.

Sounds great.

Look at this guy.

What's going on?

I had the cook quit in the middle of the lunch rush,

but I'm handling it.

Adam, hi.

I need you to come in right now.

I'm saying pretty please.

OK, thanks.

Chad, you want to help?

Grab an apron.

I start making a BLT.

Otherwise, get out of my way and you can yell at me later.

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You're leaving?

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, nothing fit.

But her well, could I tempt you with this new white gold baby

cuff?

Just got it in this weekend?

Thank you.

Maybe--

Could you have taken any longer?

That's her.

She's stealing.

What?

I'm not stupid like your baby's name.

I'm saying if you're in over your head--

I'm not.

You can't leave the diner unattended during busy hours.

I understand.

But I need assurance that this will never happen again.

Look, I have to take shit every day, all day,

for my high school dropout, who could buy and sell me,

because that's my job.

I don't have time to also do yours.

Mark was a high school dropout?

That is so not my point.

I'm sorry that I wasted your time.

It won't happen again.

Do better.

Hello.

You have got to be kidding me.

No.

No, I cannot come right now.

No, no, don't call the police.

Yes, I'll be right there.

The containers store.

They're closing this shelter, shutting it down,

not even bothering to replace it so they can bring in a--

the containers store, all building that used to house human beings

will now be dedicated to selling things to people

who own so much stuff they had contained themselves.

So they need to help of a store.

Well, I for one am not waiting for them

to close this shelter at the end of the week.

And I am not wondering on foot for 20 miles

to find my way to another shit hole that I'll close next week

to open a box store or a paper store, a bad store,

or a goddamn pet store.

Because animals are more important in this country

than homeless human beings.

Well, I'm not waiting, and I'm not wondering.

I have found a new place to lay my head.

It's warm, it's dry, and it's local.

And I invite you all to join me there right now, right now,

right now.

Let's go, right now.

Yes.

But first, everybody grab a cut.

I'm here.

She's sorry.

Let's go, Deafs.

Not so fast.

She was shoplifting.

So unless you're able to pay for everything she was taking,

the night-- how much?

$2423.82.

In baby clothes?

And mommy clothes.

And if you're not going to pay, I'm calling the police--

Don't call the police.

She wasn't shoplifting.

She just forgot to pay.

She does that sometime.

She forgets things.

It's a symptom of her low IQ.

Do you know?

She's retarded?

That's a deeply offensive word.

That's right, Debs.

You tell her.

Sorry again, but the trouble relieving.

You OK, man?

That's fine.

She was just-- you opened that same cabinet like three times.

I'm thirsty.

So you just tried the fridge.

Second shelf.

So what happened to work today?

It sent me home.

I'm fine, you know, because I have a history of mental illness.

They sent me home when I make one mistake.

OK?

I get it?

No, you don't.

What I don't get how shitty Gallagher genes are?

I have to set a timer every time I want to have a beer.

Frank's genes might not be quite as bad as Monica's.

It's about this.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, man, they fucking too.

I have a slept in a couple nights.

It's not because Caleb's been texting.

I don't feel manic, but I never feel it when I'm manic.

Just feel fine or great until obviously I'm not

because I did something crazy.

When you feel like your meds might be at a balance

when you're supposed to do--

I would like to down her sleep it off,

see the shrink as soon as possible.

Then you do that.

I don't want to.

Yeah, I know.

I didn't want to go to fucking rehab, but I did it.

And if I was going to bear my soul to you, which I'm not,

but if I was, I might admit that I wish I'd done it a lot sooner.

Before I got kicked out of college and ruined my whole fucking

future.

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How do you say sorry to a girl who gave a disease that could kill her?

Flowers?

But you gave a girl what?

Kind of a real shit.

You get any by accident.

Oh, that's a negative, so I don't need him.

OK, but, um, she tested positive.

Mm-hmm.

Look, buddy, if you don't have it,

there's no way that you could have given it to her.

No.

I got it.

No, but it means she got it from somewhere else,

like from a toilet seat.

Uh, no.

No.

No.

More like, um, another guy's dick.

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I was just trying to be a good long field.

You're so lucky that they called me and not the police.

I mean, you realize they can take Harry away if you get arrested.

They could also take her away if they think I'm special need.

Wait, well, well, well, well, what happened?

She was shoplifting.

You believe that?

Fuckin' Prada diapers.

Huh, my money was on stripping.

I was gonna sell them for money to pay Joel and Yemi.

I just wanted to get flipping, I thought it could be a good mom.

Good moms?

Stick around.

And going to jail would drastically affect your ability to do that.

Do you really think I was making money stripping?

Don't get any ideas.

Where you going now?

I have a job.

And so do you, aren't you supposed to be washing dishes tonight?

Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

Sure, yeah.

What have you done?

Uh, can you see easy, easy, easy?

Papa Frank's got this calm down.

They're closing the homeless shelter on Winslow, so we decided to move in here.

Sir, who gave you permission to occupy these premises?

The Statue of Liberty, when she said, "Get me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."

Jesus Christ, when he washed the feet of the homeless and also shared with him his wine.

And finally, the owner of this residence.

That's a lie. They're trespassing.

Where is the owner?

He's on a Norwegian cruise at the moment.

I didn't have any trouble reaching him just a little while ago.

What you even have his number?

I've lived in this neighborhood for I don't know how long.

I was very close with the old aunt.

She gave me the number of long time ago in case of emergency.

What's his name then?

If you don't know that, I'm not going to--

Oh, so be.

Sylvie has trouble letting go, officers.

She always has.

I'm sorry, lady.

But I think this is one for the courts.

You must be joking. This man.

I know who he is.

And I know he's probably lying.

But I'm not about to arrest a couple of dozen homeless people and their kids.

When is your word against his?

If you can get the owner on the phone.

I'll talk to a kid.

Thank you for your service.

And thank you for your protection.

You'd be careful out there.

OK?

Promise?

Thanks for dropping by.

OK?

Thank you.

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Sweet sister, I surely hope you can.

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Mm-hmm.

Hey, Phi, it's only a couple of stragglers left.

Go from here, clock out.

I have a woman who owns this place, dropped out at a high school,

and now she owns like half the South Side,

and I'll hold the neighborhood in Indianapolis.

Jesus, she supposed to work their ass off her.

Never got married, never had kids, paid her dues, invested

her money, leveraged it, wherever the fuck that means.

Holy shit.

She's worked 300 million.

Yeah.

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It's also called for a go.

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Who is it, me, OK?

I'm clean.

What is this?

Where is she?

She's supposed to be in Lettisha's.

Lettisha's the name of a college.

She's not.

That rose Greek letters of that motherfucking house.

Do you remember what this place is?

Yeah.

Come on.

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Right.

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Is there going to be gunfire?

I sure should.

Hope so.

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Dear God, thank you for Daddy Frank.

He's the best new daddy we've ever had.

And please let him let me be a boy named Dan starting tomorrow.

Goodnight, kids.

Night, Daddy Frank.

Thank you.

You want a quick B.J. Daddy Frank?

That's just not right.

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What's going on?

Call the family meeting, because apparently she is the queen.

They don't start shit.

You stay up all night with a screaming baby and tell me that.

I'm not invited.

I just didn't want to wake you.

How'd you sleep?

Good.

Slucked all night.

You guys mind I-- I gotta get to work.

All right.

So it used to be that we had a squirrel fund.

Everybody contributed what they could,

but I carried the bulk of it because I was the only grown up.

At times past, I think it's changed.

Most of us are grown ups now.

I'm at least pretending to be.

So I ran the numbers, and I came up with a system that I think is fair.

What's this?

That's your share.

That's what you have to pay every month towards the bills if you want to stay here.

We want to stay here?

If you want us all to stay together, to stay a family.

Otherwise I'll rent out your rooms, or sell the house,

and everyone can fend for themselves.

Why is mine higher than corals?

Because Carl doesn't need diapers and rash cream and baby food.

I fired Joel Yemi because I can't afford to pay her anymore.

How am I gonna afford $375?

You're not in school, Debs.

You could get a job.

Who's gonna watch the baby?

Not my problem.

The house belongs to me. I'm not gonna be paying rent.

The house and the bills are all in my name,

and it's my credit that's fucked if we don't pay.

And it's not rent. It's water, power, and property taxes.

Are there a sense when do you care about your credit?

Since now,

we only want to get to free ride around here anymore is Liam.

So if you're at a work, file for disability, or welfare, or get a job.

Also, I want you all to put me at the bottom of your emergency contact list.

Put lip first, and then Ian, and then Kevin V.

And then me.

Because I have a plan for my life,

and I can't do it if I'm getting a call every five minutes about one of you.

And just so we're clear,

I'm just as likely as anyone else in this family to make something of myself.

And it's about time you got that, you arrogant shit.

You see what Frank's doing down the block?

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Pilot owned friends, don't be shy. Get your fill.

God does not want you to go out into your busy day of begging without a full belly.

Wow.

My family's really up in the ante, huh?

Tell me about it. I got three kids.

A wife, a husband, and a father, and a mother.

A husband, and a father, and a mom with a giant Johnson, that I'm seeing twice already.

What?

We have a lot to catch up for.

Well, there's this.

Looks like communist Russia.

Got to go home for the homeless.

Shit's so good.

Frank, you can't have a homeless shelter here.

A big, different neighbor.

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