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Billy, tell him what they missed.

Billy.

Fiona Gallagher, will you marry me?

Yeah.

[laughs]

Want to do it right this time?

Immigration is going to put our back on the next boat to Moscow.

I'll figure it out.

We took care of it.

Court houses afternoon in and out in the hitch.

What?

You two have insects?

No.

Hey, stop!

Who are you?

Who are you?

Mom, motherfucker.

I think I want to be a cop.

I ace the test, and then I get the paperwork to get certified.

Have you ever spent any time in an mental institution?

Your mental health is none of their business.

Right. I'm sorry.

I didn't have time to finish your work.

I was busy getting fired, kicked out of my room,

forced to write a 10-page essay on the dangers of drinking.

You're smart lip.

But grow the fuck up.

Like you, a drunk, has been thriving off

of other people's work.

No one's your kid wants nothing to do with you.

Contractions are only story minutes apart.

Oh, no.

Ah, no, no.

It's water broke.

Oh, no.

Keep on taking ice, princess.

Frances.

After her grandfather.

Frank?

You were ready.

I need to do this in my own.

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Kids got to settle lungs.

About a cup.

I'm good.

Not everyone wants your microbes in his food.

Those are my drawers.

How long do you think she can go for?

She stopped for like a half an hour last night.

I'm glad I moved back home when I want to miss this.

It sounds like a hunger cry.

Devs might not be producing enough milk.

She might need to supplement with formula.

Someone should tell her.

I do.

She's kind of my business.

She's made that abundantly clear.

She's not sleeping, eating, showering.

I wish you--

One of you just hold the baby.

Oh, maybe she's got that postpartum thing.

You know, when girls go feral and cornering some gouging,

anyone's eyes how to get it through cloth.

What about things called the guys where it weddings,

the flower things?

Oh, yeah, bootin' ears.

Lipin' needs to get 'em, right?

Yeah.

Yes, I'll figure out what I'm ordering.

If they're walking you down the aisle, they get 'em.

Why?

And Usher screams, "Moo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Well, my daughter will be accompanied by her father as she

ambles to the altar."

Her ho?

Oh, you mean that deadbeat to consistently fails to take care

of his family?

I may not have been present for your first steps or your first

lost tooth or your first blowjob, but as patriarch,

I'm entitled to my traditional place of honor next to you

for your big day.

It's my traditional right to ask said, "Patriarch to pay for it."

Done.

What?

Done, I'll pay.

In money.

Cash, de Niro, greenbacks.

Well, you know, if you're catching up on the dad's sheet,

you can cover my tuition.

Teach me how to write a bike.

I never had a sweet 16.

Good throw me one after the wedding.

Has anyone seen Carl?

Uh, yeah, he left a half hour ago.

Six on the morning, did he say why?

I find somewhere to sleep without a screaming infant, maybe.

All right, kid, let's go.

No way. He's got head start.

That's where I'm taking him.

A white rose from my boot and ear.

Hey, which floors?

What time?

They are a minion on Clark at one.

See you there.

Be funny if you actually showed up.

What would he do pretend to reach for his wallet?

My phone's a wallet.

I can hear you.

Those are my boots, hey.

He didn't use to it.

Hey, Dabs.

Where you off to?

School.

Mr. Bunch, got a catch up.

Was Franny?

Yeah.

Great. Have fun.

I can take it. It's too cold to walk with a baby.

No, thanks.

I'm driving right by the school.

Come on. Don't make it a whole thing.

Say it work.

I got to do some reading.

She needs help and sleep.

So do we.

What's your talk?

It's a great ship.

Fuck.

Don't get your lines.

OK.

OK.

OK.

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Coming.

Morning.

Luster from USCIS.

Immigration.

A miniature bar a few weeks ago.

Just a routine mandatory check to see if the living situation

is as reported.

Please, come in.

So I've been crashing on the couches, you can see.

I was supposed to move out, but I've been pretty strapped for cash.

Is it the home you and your ex share with your two children?

Yes.

Yes, it is, until she fell for that no good, call me slut.

OK.

You discover your employees being deported?

Moments later, you live in partner of many years, dumps you,

then runs off the city hall to marry this employee

because they're quote unquote in love.

Can you fucking believe that shit?

No.

Mine if I had upstairs?

Well, I don't know if they're receiving any guests right now.

You know they do a lot of gay sex up there.

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Agent Lester Hibbert here from USCIS, routine and an ounce check.

Let me know when you're decent.

All good.

Thank you.

Mrs. and Mrs. Fisher, do I have your permission

to look around at your personal belongings?

Oh, come on.

You have nothing I had.

Junior police training program.

Two days and what's this?

437, 30.

So raise my GPA.

Hit the gym.

And what do you want from me?

They don't allow convicted juveniles in the program.

That maybe you could pull some strings.

You want to be a police today?

Make the world a better place.

Stop out evil, preserve humanity, boom, you're a hero.

When's the last time you bought it back at groceries?

Or did your own laundry?

You know what comes before civic duty?

Personal responsibility.

Only you should at home first.

That's a serve.

Get everything you can.

There you go.

Like shirts, pants, stuff like that.

Raggedy looking stuff.

Yeah, I'll let you go.

These are great.

Hey.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah.

They got in the building next door.

Hey.

Don't get even noise at around here.

Maybe we should, you know, fashion you up place a couple of nights.

Just to calm down.

Right.

Even worse over there.

Trust me.

Where's the one way?

You can't tell me?

Just chaotic.

I can do chaotic.

So nervous for a big day?

No, excited mostly.

I think I'd be a janitor to rest my life.

You're still going to be cleaning up vomit and dumping garbage.

Just send a fancy uniform.

Better pay to.

Oh.

Check it out.

Turkey sandwich chips in apple.

I'm going to treat.

I go save lives.

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Can't bring a crime baby to class.

Oh.

Can I at least pick up my assignments?

You need to talk to the counselor.

Figure out how to continue your studies at home.

Well, I want to finish school.

So let me learn.

OK, here's the lesson.

Use condoms.

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Is parents were mauled by vicious rebels?

He has AIDS.

Please, give money.

Yes, save that 20 for a bag of Peruvian mangoes.

Tropical fruit is more important than a dying orphan.

Keep shivering.

That's really great.

His immune system is breaking down.

We need money for doctors.

Oh, you have no money, and you're

going into a grocery store.

Interesting.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

We're study lounge all sudden.

I'm doing my TA work off campus.

I miss all that eye candy, man.

Hot coeds wearing little mittens and scarves

ready to be unwrapped like little Hershey's kisses.

Man, I'm telling you, I miss my rape walking days.

Gets old pretty quick.

Put it something good on it, screw you.

Oh, bird of bridge, run for the hills, the Gallagher way.

I'm not fucking running.

OK, I'm just doing what I got to do.

Kind of boss.

Let's see way low like that.

Didn't exactly let me.

If you were to pull that shit with me,

I'd have fired your ass so hard.

You'd have to left skid marks.

I can't lose my TA ship.

You know, I'd have to drop out.

And I care about my education.

You know, unlike these dinosaur professors

spouting archaic, bullshit, just sleepwalking across chalkboards

for 30 years.

Poor baby.

Sitting in a bar of bitch about mean teachers

and free grant money while the rest of us

are shoveling shit just to make ends make you.

So, Kev, are you too hot, less bull wives doing?

Fake, Lesbos.

It sucks.

I think it's fun for me living out of a suitcase in my own home.

Why you gotta do that?

Because immigration shows up at 7 a.m.

going through my shit to make sure that the fake Lesbos

are for real Lesbos.

Think I'd bang each other too?

What part of the word fake don't you get?

Not a part that always sees them in here being lovey-dovey.

Oh, giggling and touching.

They're bonding.

Do I feel left out?

Yeah, a little.

Do I like it that V's got a new BFF?

Not especially.

But do I think that she wants the munch of cooch?

Hell no.

Oh, hey.

I thought you'd do her in school.

We got kicked out for any wind stop crying.

Some of you still on her, Vkedel.

No, they're at home getting their vagina's interviewed.

Ooh, what do you mean you got kicked out, though?

I had to meet with a Calampler.

And he forced me to enroll in an alternative program

for team moms.

They call it distance learning, but you know what I call it?

Discrimination.

I think you could only claim discrimination, you know,

with fear issue, isn't your own choice.

Well, I didn't choose to be a part of a family

that didn't support my decision in having this baby.

That's we want to help you, OK?

You just keep refusing.

Find.

Hold her while I go to peak.

Hi.

Yes, what are you going to?

OK, I got it.

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Don't let the death of an orphaned African child

be on your conscience this holiday season.

$20 by some food for a day.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Our idea package includes the bridal and made of our bouquets.

Two bridesmaids bouquets and one altarpiece.

How much?

A starting at 800.

Oh, I've got anything cheaper.

What are you doing here?

The seto is coming.

Toasty in here.

What's wrong with Liam, is he sick?

Convencing, no.

I shadow investing.

It's a gypsy trick.

Hey, go wash your face.

And good work today.

Are you the fiance?

Ha.

I'm the proud papa who's paying for this enterprise.

Don't listen to him.

What's the damage?

The lowest I could go is $650 for our rustic basic.

How much is the deposit?

30% down, which comes to $195.

No.

Cash OK.

And then she picked up my baby's one on each hip.

And she whispered into their ears and they both stopped crying

immediately.

And I was lying.

This crazy Russian is magical.

I knew then that I wanted her in my life forever.

And Mrs. Fisher wanted you first realize you were in love

with Mrs. Fisher.

I said, so am I sorry.

We were in barberberber work.

This thing happened in Glazano Lompoliti.

It's when your eyes, they climb onto your head.

This happened to me.

Well, your individual interview answers line up

for the most part.

And your joint interview has been shockingly credible.

I've been at this job eight years.

Never seen a set up quite like this.

So do we pass?

Well, I don't buy a word of it.

But so far, I don't have any evidence of the contrary.

I'll review documents.

Follow through with family and friends.

I'll make a few more follow-up visits.

Can't wait to see how far you ladies take this.

People are pretty swell around here.

I don't hire assholes.

Except for this guy.

Don't let her near your lunch.

She goes, "Apshit over salty snacks."

That's not cruel.

Zien Gallagher, our new trainee.

The only person besides me to get a perfect score

on both the written and the practical.

Ex-civilize, so we'll stick around.

Label and date your food, please.

This is Zien Walker, uniforms inside.

Doesn't fit.

Let me know.

Napin cuts around back.

And we'll hit the wagon in about 20 for rig check.

Don't be late.

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah.

Got you a red eye.

Looks like you could use a kick.

You might want to--

Listen, I prepped some notes for your lecture later.

Scale relativity.

And here are some of the take-home quizzes for next week.

Some other shit I was supposed to do.

At all.

Nope.

No, I wanted to apologize.

You know, for saying that file shit about your family

and stuff, I was in a really bad place,

and I really--

I made no--

I made no--

I made no--

I made my box.

Need grading.

Thanks.

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We're inviting people.

You barely know to my wedding.

I know their characters, not their stats.

How many folks should I think Shawn will want?

His kid?

A couple of patsies people, some people from AA.

I need to account that paper stock.

Well, that's a whole bunch of names.

The steam member of this community,

the marriage of my eldest daughter, is a notable event.

You're going to charge a cover?

When you're knee deep in brand new kitchen appliances

with matching flatware, I'll be expecting a thoughtfully

worded apology.

Go ring up your bill.

OK.

Your reception.

I know this cozy restaurant.

It's great food.

It's got private rooms.

You like Brazilian?

Where's money coming from?

You're all of it.

This is about your smile as you dance the night away.

I don't get it.

The sudden interest in my happiness.

I can't stop thinking about that infant.

That's squirted out on my kitchen table.

I fucking missed it.

Tired missing stuff.

OK.

We'll check out the Brazilian joint tomorrow morning.

Come on, Liam.

She didn't take her full to fit of his fresh batteries,

gases at 90%.

Linens?

Right there.

First range.

All right.

And the gurney.

What's left?

You can't think of anything.

She's what I miss.

It's a kick.

I remember my first time flipping that switch.

My heart skipped.

I was like, I'm here.

You know?

You make it a habit and make it quick.

One of the top five rookie errors

is taken too long with rig check.

Where are the other four?

Being too detailed in your reports,

using a bag valve mask improperly,

not learning the names of your patients,

and not going out to drinks with a crew

after your first shift.

You will be counting on these people.

You've got to build trust.

Face a 14 car 28 stroke.

Patient is not a thought.

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Station 14 copies, standing by for 1020.

It's a nursing home call.

You get about five per day.

Meet you later for drinks.

You bring your girlfriend.

I'm gay.

Bring your boyfriend.

No, it gives a shot.

Have fun with the granny.

I've been thinking over.

I think it'll over again.

I've been running for the car bar.

Running for the car bar from the old red.

Quick and then.

Comes the hand source going from your nose.

We've got two of your toes.

I've got your toes.

I suck at this.

What's subject?

English.

Personal, let's say, based on the hero's journey.

Oh, it's like college level.

We didn't do that until freshman year.

Yeah, this is so much harder than regular English.

It's like they want us to fail.

But the hell is a call due adventure?

That would be when you got pregnant.

So where am I now?

Resurrection.

And the hero gets tested at home.

Gods are smart.

Are you testing mommy?

Are you testing mommy?

Yes, you are.

I knew it wouldn't be easy, but everything terrifies me.

SIDS, Jaundice, germs, reflux.

I keep a mirror by my bed and check her breath 10 times a night.

Good God, it's cold out there.

All right, we did very good today.

Hey, go change the class.

Oh, oh, we get to touch her now.

Stop your filthy.

Have you talked to Derek?

No, yet.

He'd hope he'll call.

He was about his parents.

Oh, they hate me.

Scroll.

Scandalous.

What kind of a man turns his back on his family?

What's their name again?

Oh, God, oh.

Come there, you cool new--

Careful.

There we go.

No, no, Miss Gallagher.

How are you?

How are you?

Whoa, whoa.

It's your grandpa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I just start pinching.

Penny is gone here.

Dibers are like 30 bucks and formulas like 25 bucks.

Well, why formula?

I told you to get it.

I breastfeed.

Well, Fiona said that you might need to supplement.

Well, Fiona can suck a turd.

If she had her way, Freddie would be a blood-clod splatter

at the bottom of a trash can at some clinic.

She's here not falling for Frank's father.

The bride stick.

Go ahead.

Nothing to file for.

Come here.

It looks like you might be.

I'm not letting him in.

I'm letting him pay.

There's a big difference.

Just don't worry.

It'd be disappointed again.

Frank has let me down my entire life.

This will be no different.

I just want to watch him fake like he's a human for a while.

Her fine.

Yeah, fine.

Woo hoo.

OK.

Let's make a bet.

How long till Frank bales?

I give it two days.

One.

If that--

If I want him, you have to go down on me every night

for a week.

Oh.

Damn.

If you lose.

Same deal.

Drive a hard bargain down here.

He didn't buy any of them.

Not one word.

What is it called?

Rock.

Don't eat, moral neck, woot.

I want to break my neck flying down those stairs like that again.

Maybe you should stay down there.

Are you serious?

Not worth breaking bones over.

This is some bullshit.

You know, I hope it's been--

Lana, really appreciates what we're doing for her.

What about us appreciating her?

You know that woman speaks four languages

and can play the accordion and blindfolded?

And her childhood was completely fucked.

She could tell you stories that would turn your hair white.

Well, look at it have her.

She's so mysterious.

She's like the smakes, part cat, part whatever the fuck.

All right.

Guess I'll head down.

Hey.

It's only temporary baby.

Yeah, I know.

Still blows.

Night.

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Mr. Delgado, you wouldn't happen to have a son named Derek,

would you?

Why?

I'm the father of the underage girl.

He knocked up.

Remember her?

Cute, freckled, red head.

The girl, your 17-year-old son abandoned

when she told him she was going to have his kid.

Derek didn't want her to have that kid.

Well, she added anyway.

Woman's right to choose and all that.

And boy, is that little thing cute as a button?

But she can work up some bills.

Be nice to get some help.

Did I mention my daughter's underage?

What do you want?

Money, obviously.

Good soundproof the walls.

Yeah, or by your fucks.

Figure out how to get more food into that baby.

Has she let anyone who you hold her yet?

Yeah.

Both of you?

Yeah.

Gangs all here must be infant, fuck this a clock.

3 a.m.

Yeah, did you use my toothbrush last night?

Which one's yours?

They're like blue and--

No.

Maybe it's perfectly clear.

Don't take mine to wear.

Don't use my toothbrush.

Don't wear my boots.

Hey, if it's under this roof, it's fair game.

Dims to rules.

If you don't like it, there's a door right there

and we have another one right here.

All right, Frank.

Hill.

Hey.

You made it.

No.

Of course, I'm not going to miss a old school galagup

blow out.

Thanks for texting.

What's the occasion?

Dims, kids, can be a long night.

Another long night.

How's your first day at work?

Well, I'll have to.

But I did good.

How's the firefighter?

When do we get to meet him?

In!

Oh, there she's going to put that up a bit of a--

Hey, you're good.

Oh, my God.

You guys are laughing and wanted to say hi.

Oh, yes.

It's a beauty.

Her neck, her neck, sport the neck.

She's delicate.

It's her home.

Oh, that's so sweet.

It's a little bit of that shirt.

She's been so fussy.

I'm going to hear her look her.

Look how boys here she comes.

Oh, my God.

She's a galagup.

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Good morning.

Where's Fiona?

You and Paul, I probably should have

left early with Frank.

Trying to say a good example for Franny.

My life gets tough.

You smack a smile on your face and face the day.

Morning, Carl.

Did you buy eggs?

I can make a sip of scrambled.

Lipped you on eggs?

Mm.

What do you mean?

You know?

Cries and shiny and a making eggs.

How is she so fucking perky overactive adrenal gland

from sleep deprivation?

She's headed for a major crash.

Got clippers, anyway.

You want to cut your ass?

Well, some more cob-like.

I mean, I look.

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Who would do this?

The lady gave genital warts to.

I'm on a G-dogs, boys.

Shit.

Could have been that blind booky Frank screwed over last spring.

So this is normal.

Everybody hates Frank.

He could have hit Franny.

It's OK, Debbs.

No, no, it's not OK.

You should stop making yourself fine with this shit.

Set a fucking boundary.

You're not helpless.

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And it's your house, too.

50, 55 people will be around 4,000, including the first,

a lot of the table and floor and PA.

We charge extra for views.

But you may bring your own.

Hopkins, right back together overnight.

Right, pop?

Four grand is not begging with Liam Money.

Four grand is selling Liam Money.

Well, pony up.

Ladies waiting.

I did my best, but there was no way that they could shop totally

called it.

Sorry to have wasted your time.

Thank you so much.

I was going to say I did my best to get him to give me bigger bills,

but it was late and he was running low.

To how was that you pulled last night?

What married?

Married couple's have sex.

Oh, you know, I like this a real thing now.

You prefer to act like your seven other gussoms or not?

Seven.

Damn, I lost count.

Well, I know you feel like you always thought we did, but--

I don't know.

But I take what I want when I want it.

You could stop me.

I love Kevin.

I'm not going to fuck it up again.

A woman can have a romantic feelings for more than one person.

She loves to children at once.

Two friends.

We play pool now.

Don't lock that.

I take pool very seriously.

I have a business to run.

One game.

It's slow.

Okay?

Fine.

Of pool.

An actual game with holes and balls and shit.

No balls.

Maybe home.

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When you're needing by a week ago, gotcha.

Hey, look, how long do you plan on putting me through this shit?

You need a date?

You're just curious.

I understand you feel misused.

I tend to bristle and accuse of abusing my position.

But if you feel like you're the one pushing the boulder up

the hill while I carry the pebble, that's a problem.

Bottom line, you and I have boundary issues.

My fault, probably.

Moving forward, I'd like us to err the side of professionalism.

The fuck's on me?

It means you keep your shit to yourself.

Hellen your dick that's already parties, all of it.

And I'll do the same.

I'm your employer, not your daddy of your girlfriend

or your therapist.

All three don't put me in the awkward position of having to

decide whether to terminate your scholarship.

Do your job, I'll do mine.

Sound good?

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Gently to reach an edge.

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Adventurers into region of wonder.

Get challenged.

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Hey, what's up?

Hey, you're not going to believe this.

Frank just worked over $1,000 in cash for my reception.

Are you fucking serious?

I know it's insane.

Piece of shit.

I mean, you don't just decide when you get to be a father.

Oh, that's Frank for you.

Oh, you must have fucking point.

I mean, why even have kids if you can't stick by them when

shit falls apart?

Like, if you're the fucking reason.

I mean, you know, all these old narcissistic fucking alcoholics

you're just crawling a whole fucking die.

Oh, that's dark.

I thought you'd think it was kind of funny.

No, I guess I'm not in the mood.

Is that something going on?

No.

Nothing, I just--

I didn't get any sleep, it was a--

It was a rough morning look.

I got to get to some work done.

Are you coming home for dinner later?

No.

No, I got class tonight.

Well, I'm on my way into the church to drop off my marriage license,

but I'm free after.

Be sure you don't want to talk.

Yeah, I got to go later.

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I'm celebrating God damn it.

I'm loving the weight of this in my hand.

Oh yeah, what's the occasion?

Fatherhood, I did something selfless, and I feel spectacular.

Hey, if I shit you supposed to pay for, it doesn't make you Jesus.

It does if you've committed your life to sticking it to the man.

I exist on the fringes of society.

I live by the code of the dragon.

Bank rolling up.

Wedding?

It's downright heroic.

So I wake babies from nap.

I bring them home, and I cook dinner tonight.

I make bush.

It's my babochka's recipe.

A little bacon.

A lot of misery.

Sounds amazing.

Come here.

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Come here.

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First of all, I'm going to go to the church.

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First of all, I love you with all of my heart, and I love us.

It's good to know that I love you, too.

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Mm.

You smell fantastic.

I'm in a situation.

You sweat Lana.

We had sex last night.

It was an accident.

OK.

It's going to happen again.

It already did.

Today, on purpose.

It's not just sex.

Oh my god.

Are you a real lesbian?

Hell no, you still got me dick with.

But something's going on.

Something.

What the fuck, Vie?

I thought you two were bonding like a couple of regular girls.

Not carpet munchers.

We were.

And then we weren't.

I'm just as confused as you were.

I'm not confused.

I am fucking pissed off.

It strangely turned on, which is very confusing.

It's like my worst nightmare and greatest fantasy

I'll combine into one.

Oh my god.

Does she feel the same way about you?

I didn't ask.

And honestly, I didn't even know how I was the--

Don't worry the fuck are you telling me?

Because I want to keep doing it with her and with you

and with you and her together.

But--

And I'm not sure what to do about that.

Why stop?

I need to think about this.

But I have a massive erection and I need to wait for that to go down first.

The Klein Gordon equation.

The direct equation.

Mr. Gallagher.

Glad to have you back.

And the free field.

Einstein.

Equation.

Or we could use the scale relativity theory to explain the origin

of how wave functions are generated, you know, like most people do.

That's an option, of course.

No, it's the standard.

Actually, people stopped using field theory for the ship back in the 90s,

which is about when you started pickling your frontal cortex with Scotch.

Oh.

Both ways of reconciling wave functions are perfectly valid.

Nope.

No, I mean, not anymore.

You know, you should read up on it.

Maybe you'll learn something.

Excuse us.

What? What? What?

You're talking. What?

You smell like a distillery.

You lose your shit. Go home.

So, bro.

I changed your shirt when you woke up covered in your own vomit.

I listened to you, Paul.

Your face off about some student.

You fucked eight years ago.

I helped you save your face before your faculty meeting,

because your hand was so fucking sick.

You need to stop talking now, Rick.

You're doing damage to yourself.

You don't give a shit about me.

You don't give a shit about me because you don't have to.

Right? You're just sitting pretty in your eye,

but, I'm a fucking insect crawling on the wall,

so you squash them, right?

What?

Does that make you feel fucking powerful?

Because you fucked up your own life,

and you fucking ate yourself for it.

And it was your ticket out of the gun, pal, and you just blew it.

You're officially fucking fired.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Okay, wait, so...

You don't cut the jacket for IV access?

No, not if it's leather or down.

Leathers too hard to cut down.

You'll be pulling feathers out of the rig for months.

Got it.

Nap time.

See you in 20.

Okay.

Yep.

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The results from your background check came in.

You voluntarily committed yourself to the Cook County psych ward.

I'm on medication now.

Four.

Five four.

You lied on your application?

I got perfect scores of my exam.

Did you lie on your certification?

You wouldn't have hired me if I told you the truth.

I can't have someone on my team at home trust.

It's paperwork, all right?

That shit is meaningless.

Don't allow people with a documented history of mental illness to work here for a reason.

I'm good at my job because of my illness.

I can stop a bipolar kid from jumping through a window and a fucking 26 call.

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Debbie.

Debbie?

Yeah.

I dropped her.

I fell asleep woke up.

She was based down on the floor.

Okay, it's okay.

Hey, look.

She's fine.

I'll catch you.

It's okay.

Not even a scratch.

Look.

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Just fine.

Fine, look.

Not even a scratch.

Baby's heart is so weird.

I can't stop her from crying.

I can't even feed her enough.

I'm a terrible mother.

You care so much.

Okay, that's all the chimees.

[SOUND]

You're burning up.

She breastfed tender.

Nabs, you got a crowd ducked.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It happened to Monica all the time.

We just need to clear the duct.

Okay.

Warm compress into my be-profen.

It'll be all good.

I'll go get a hot water bottle of stuff.

Okay.

I got it.

Okay, how could I be profen?

[SOUND]

Dad, Dad.

She wants to--

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

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I'm freezing in here.

Someone leave a window open?

Oh.

I'm going to talk to you for a second.

Sure thing, son.

Frank, a brick came in the front window the day.

It's addressed to you.

Huh.

Usually they come after the holidays.

You're going to see a problem with this?

Well, not if no one got hit.

You know, I thought you were going to thank me for dropping a load of money on your wedding this morning.

Where'd you get the money?

In an honorable ethical fashion.

Define honorable.

Coached from an unwilling party.

Define party.

The parents of the boy that got Debbie pregnant.

It's amazing what the threat of a statutory rape charge will do to make a man start sweating coins.

You threatened their parents by accusing their son of statutory rape.

You did what?

We need to maintain the upper hand if we're going to get him to keep writing checks.

This is her life.

This is Frank's family.

You know, they're not a human ATM machine.

You're taking money from them?

Their son spooched a baby into you and then flew the coat.

That's abandonment.

They owe us.

He'll never speak to me again.

Come down.

Come down.

He's right.

He told Derek's parents that he says to rape me so he'd give him money.

Really?

Oh, fuck, Frank.

That's a dick move.

It's a move that paid for the deposit on your restaurant.

You're welcome to hear yourself.

Even when you say you're helping, it's all about you.

Wind up another brick through the window.

No problem.

No big.

It's just my kid's house.

What's her supper?

I'm famished.

Okay.

Frank, you're not paying for our wedding with your crooked money.

And you're not going to ruin her relationship with her new family.

And you're not going to smash Fiona's heart for the 500th time.

Okay, good lord.

Enough of this shit.

That's right.

- Hey good lord, enough of the shit!

- That's my point, Jack!

- Excuse me, that's my point, Chuck.

This is my house.

It's my fucking family.

And yet, you treat him like shit.

You don't deserve to walk your daughter down the aisle.

( thereof grunting)

(screaming)

- Oh my god, pretty great!

- Stop!

(gunshots)

(gunshots)

- I'm a gun!

- No!

- I got you're gonna fucking tell me, Chuck!

(screaming)

- Stop!

Stop!

- Stop!

- Hey!

- Hey!

- Stop it!

- Hey!

- Stop!

- Stop!

(screaming)

(gunshots)

- Oh my god, what did you do?

- Show cold.

- Cops do it.

- Is he breathing?

- Daddy?

Frank?

(coughing)

- You're a fucking asshole, Frank.

- God, you were doing so great!

You almost pulled it off!

Then you had to go fuck it all up again!

- What the fuck out of here?

Go!

(sighing)

- Hurry!

- Wherefore?

- The fuck is wrong with you?

- You're on parole!

You wanna go to jail for fighting with that fucking asshole?

- I was standing up for you.

- I don't need you to stand up for me, I could stand up for myself!

(sighing)

- Stop fucking standing up for me,

that's just not about me,

that's about your fucking ego!

- My heart is not getting shattered.

I don't have a heart when it comes to Frank.

Come on.

(sighing)

- Let's get you cleaned up.

- My damn motherfucker!

Why you feel that shank you doing?

- What?

- Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing?

(mumbling)

- Frank!

- That's a good spot!

- Motherfucker!

- Run, move!

- I...

- Run!

- Rick!

- Run!

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- Fuck you, look at it.

- Somebody who got his ass kicked pretty good?

- I was defending my family.

- What?

- My daughter's fiance.

- Rick and...

fucking dirtbag.

- Stress around like he's...

- God's gift to mankind.

- Newsflash, buddy.

You're on a garbagey diner in a garbagey part of town.

- Notness.

- What about?

- Man, when you get to see him bounce off the bumper,

Rick do a need.

- Think of pierced by the wing of a loafling plane.

- And then what fucked by a...

- Fuck a Canadian geese.

- How much?

- Um, what? How much what?

- So much money, don't you?

- Finally talking.

- I would better go speak itself.

Say a fellow just got canned.

- Hey, like an hour ago.

- I'll say the same fellow.

He's got no moral issue.

- Next thing we're in life of an arrogant dirtbag.

- Gone.

- Listen, no you can't film.

He's an irigua.

I'm a trade.

I'm a trade guy.

He needs a dirtbag taken out.

How much money pay for that?

- What if our irigua has two grand, it was deep.

- Fine, cash.

- Maybe.

- Not as person.

Maybe.

- Can't follow my monotox more?

- This is my son.

- I don't know.

- This is half.

The other half, one is done.

- I don't know.

- So, are we gonna have a fuck schedule or a fuck calendar?

You see, like, Sunday will be V and Kev.

Monday will be V and Kev and Spetlana.

Tuesday, just VV and Spetlana.

- Am I gonna get my own night?

Was Spetlana?

Oh, shit, that's awesome.

- Oh, date night.

Am I dating both of you in addition to fucking you?

- Do he all go on dates together?

Who's gonna be the third wheel?

- I wonder how new for you should tell people.

- No other dudes.

No other dudes.

Part of me wants to brag, but the other parts like,

whoa, this is kind of freaky, dicky.

Keep it close.

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