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Whoever did this
wanted us to find the body.
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Most likely moved from another
location and dumped here.
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-Who would do this?
-Someone from Birch Creek.
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How do you figure?
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Call it a hunch.
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Not exactly
'The Case of the Speckled Band'.
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Uh?
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The notoriously difficult
Sherlock Holmes mystery.
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Not a reading crowd, I guess.
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So you going
to the big game, Glen?
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You bet. Go, Eagles!
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-Go, Eagles!
-Ah, yeah!
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Go, the Eagles.
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-Well, see ya.
-Yeah, sure.
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I forgot how football crazy
this town is.
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Yeah, well, the Eagles do
look damn good this season.
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Brand-new QB transferred in
from a high school in Texas.
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Cannon for an arm.
Birch Creek is going down!
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They think
they're so great over there
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'cause they have
a Sam's Club and a Costco.
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Come on.
Where's your school spirit?
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It's rivalry week.
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I'm supposed to get excited
about gerrymandered city lines
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that determine what
colour sweatshirt we should like
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and cheer for another town's
kids to get concussed?
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Painfully clear why
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you sat by yourself at lunch
in high school.
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Speaking of the old days,
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the short cut
to the police station
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doesn't happen
to still be there, does it?
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The hole in the fence
in the alley?
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No, they fixed that,
like, five years ago.
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Last one to the station
buys lunch!
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I didn't agree to this wager!
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Neat place. You come here a lot?
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No. That's kind of the point,
on account of the...
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Sensitive nature
of this transaction. Right!
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Have you tried a Neti pot?
Changed my life.
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-What?
-For your sinuses.
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You know, it's ragweed season?
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I noticed you
wiping your nose a lot.
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-Don't notice things about me.
-Right.
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-Bring the photo?
-Yep.
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Here's the guy.
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-That's Jake Wilson.
-You know him?
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Eagles, star quarterback.
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This kid is the real deal.
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Yeah, well, I want him gone.
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I mean, not dead. Okay?
Just... gone.
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Yeah, well. It's your money.
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-Did you get the burners?
-Yeah.
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-They're pink.
-Yes, sorry.
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That's all they had.
That and... Sponge Bob.
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Come to think of it, Sponge Bob
was more of a walkie-talkie...
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You talk too much.
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Yeah, sorry.
Happens when I get nervous.
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I also get hungry. I'm thinking
about ordering something.
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Do you want
to split a Cobb salad?
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven and eight.
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Dude, found this
taped to your locker.
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Oh, that's nothing.
That's... just a bad joke.
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Oh.
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The words of my great teacher,
prima ballerina Anna Morazova.
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You can Google translate.
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Tonight, on her birthday,
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we will honour her with best
recital this town has ever seen.
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Why the sad clown face,
Paige?
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Nobody's gonna come. It's
the Birch Creek game tonight.
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That's why none of the
other girls are at rehearsal.
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We will still do show.
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-You are number-one dancer now.
-Cool!
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Does not mean you are good.
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Okay, everybody listen up.
Two big announcements.
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First off -
Henry's buying lunch.
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Lily, find the most expensive
place to order from.
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That would be the new
Italian place on Douglas.
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I'm not gonna use a coupon,
even though I have one.
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Is today the day I try calamari?
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No.
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You cheated
and you had a head start.
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You still woulda lost.
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You're tall
but you run like Frankenstein.
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Frankenstein was the doctor.
And his footspeed was unknown.
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Yeah. I was
just about to say that.
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Brother from another mother.
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You're a grown man
in a letterman jacket.
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It's Rivalry Week, baby! Yo!
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Bradley's the only player
in Eden Vale history
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to score against Birch Creek.
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-Two lousy points.
-The Immaculate Safety.
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Quarterback's in my sight,
time's expiring on the clock.
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Their O line
didn't even touch me, man.
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I was like a ghost!
I just ran in and...
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Yeah. I was kinda hoping
you'd all...join in.
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Sorry, Bradley.
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Second big announcement -
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Officer Szczepkowski has been
on the job for three months
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so it's time
he takes his first solo call.
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Ay! Szczepkowski!
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Wow. Really?
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Oh, no.
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I don't think this pie is ready
to come out of the oven yet.
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This is a good first solo call.
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The annoying San Francisco
couple on Ridgemont
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wants a patrol car to stop by.
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They found something
"concerning" in their yard.
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Yeah, last week
they had me come over
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'cause there was a goat
and it was lookin' at 'em funny.
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The week before that a balloon
was stuck in their tree.
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You got this.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I got this.
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Thanks for coming with me
on my first solo call.
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My presence negates the
solo part, but you're welcome.
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Now, pretend I'm not here.
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Establish control,
assert your authority.
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-Be firm.
-Okay.
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Here I go.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
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Hi. I'm Officer Szczepkowski,
this is Officer Ray.
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-She's not here.
-Oh.
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I'm Eben. This is my wife, Andi.
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Wow. That sounded
very antiquated and aggro.
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"My wife"?
Like you're a possession?
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I forgive you.
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We moved here to spend more
meaningful time with the kids.
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Where are they?
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-What day is it?
-Friday. Why did you call...
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Finn is at soccer,
Levi is at filmmaking
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and Luci's firing pots.
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-No, no, no. That's...
-No, sorry, that's Thursday.
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Sir, why did you
call us to your domicile?
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Did not have "human remains"
on my Bingo card.
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Do you think this will delay the
completion of our swimming pool?
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Of course, that's not
what's important here.
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Of course,
that's not what I said.
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Okay, please don't fight.
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Louise, Henry?
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Thanks for coming to see me.
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You did the right thing, son.
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Bless you.
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Get the door, bud.
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Notice he calls
a total stranger 'son'
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and his own son 'bud'?
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It's a figure of speech.
And he was talking to me.
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That young man is a team mate
of Jake Wilson's.
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Mark's a running back
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that Coach Grady
converted to wide receiver.
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Oh. I don't hate that.
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Kid's got wheels
for a guy his size.
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-He runs a 4.6 40
-Damn.
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-What's his yards per catch?
-I can leave and come back.
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Oh. Sorry.
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You know how
Lou and I get about football.
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Kinda like you and Star Trek.
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Remember when you were little
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you had all the toys
and the bed spread.
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It was Star Blazers,
the American adaptation
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of the pioneering Japanese anime
Space Battleship Yamato.
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-Star Trek is for children.
-Yeah, of course.
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Right, sorry.
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Anyway, I've got a new case
for you guys.
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Oh! The partial human remains.
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Well, no. We're gonna
stick a pin in that.
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I got something better.
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Now, apparently, somebody broke
into Jake's host family's home,
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took a photo of him
while he was sleeping
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and then taped it to his locker
along with a threatening note.
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How is that better?
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Probably just a couple
Birch Creek knuckleheads.
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You know the drill.
They prank us, we prank them.
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Yeah, but I mean, all the same,
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this game
is important to the town
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and Coach Grady
is a close personal friend.
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So I'm gonna throw everything
we have at this thing.
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Of course you are.
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-Is something wrong?
-No, no.
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Re-allocating police resources
from investigating human remains
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because somebody played a joke
on your buddy's football player,
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that feels just right.
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Okay, look,
we're all on the same team.
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It's called prioritising.
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The coroner's best first guess
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is those bones
are over 100 years old.
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So I am asking you to prioritise
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an actual death threat against
a currently living person.
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With this leadership
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the Argo would've been destroyed
by Desslok and Prince Zordar.
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If you'd watched Star Blazers
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you'd know
that was a perfect burn.
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I can't believe he has
us doing this B.S. assignment
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for his good ol' boys.
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We are detectives,
not school crossing guards.
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That's not fair.
We're here to be detectives.
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Oh. It's okay. You can cross.
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Glass half full,
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we get to revisit
our old stomping grounds.
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Of course
you're happy to be here.
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-You loved high school.
-And high school loved me.
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Class president,
editor of the yearbook.
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Varsity point guard.
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Occasional girlfriend
of Bobby "The Doogs" Dougan.
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What did you ever see in him?
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The Doogs had an admirable
quality of thinking I'm awesome
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and I just couldn't resist
his teenage dirtbag vibe.
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Mechanic coveralls,
work boots...
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Exactly.
Why'd you even mention him?
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'Cause he's right there.
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Gah! The Doogs!
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Duck down!
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Sorry. Frankenstein. Tall.
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I knew I'd regret that.
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-Hey, Henry!
-The Doogs. Sweet ride!
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Thanks, man. Made some mods.
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Hey, sexy.
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Ew! No.
218
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You guys want to get high
in the groundskeeper's shed?
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-You know we're cops, right?
-You don't kiss like a cop.
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Okay, we're done.
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Mmm.
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Would you stop?
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He's quite
the feather in your cap.
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Okay, it was high school.
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He said
you don't kiss like a cop.
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That's present tense.
Which means...
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-Louise Hickman!
-Mrs. Branch?!
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Oh, my best student.
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It is so great to see you.
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Did you know I still use
your essay on Thoreau
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in my AP English class?
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Henry.
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Mrs. Branch.
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It's so great to see
that you're still at EVHS
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shaping young minds.
236
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Yes, into unquestioning blobs
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incapable of dissent
or original thought.
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I see you're still upset
about getting a C- in my class.
239
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You wrote rules on an essay
on civil disobedience.
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That makes literally no sense!
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Okay, well.
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-It is great to see you.
-You too.
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There is something fundamentally
wrong with that woman.
244
00:11:02,824 --> 00:11:04,435
You're such an absolutist.
245
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:07,063
Just because you didn't like her
doesn't make her a bad person.
246
00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:11,318
Did I ever tell you that
in high school I spread a rumour
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that Becky Simpson
hooked up with her cousin?
248
00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,380
Does that make me a bad person?
249
00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:17,991
Yes.
250
00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:20,035
She used to torture me!
251
00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:21,119
In seventh grade
252
00:11:21,219 --> 00:11:22,913
she made everyone on the bus
call me 'Poo' Hickman.
253
00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:24,723
In her defence
that's pretty funny.
254
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,834
Don't judge me.
255
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,586
It's not like
you got a perfect record
256
00:11:28,686 --> 00:11:30,004
with people from your past.
257
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:51,069
So, were there any signs
of forced entry into your home?
258
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,570
We're trying to figure out how
259
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,698
someone took a photo of you
while you were sleeping.
260
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,492
My host family are the Mintons.
261
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,743
They're real sweet people
262
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,536
but they don't
lock their doors at night.
263
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,247
Probably just
some kids fooling around.
264
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:03,665
Can you think of anyone
that would want to hurt you?
265
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,793
Besides every
D-line in the state?
266
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:09,464
Caught your game
against Millbrook.
267
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,633
Saw you toss that linebacker
like a rag doll.
268
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,468
Broke that guy's collarbone.
269
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:14,594
Bless you.
270
00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,139
Honestly, the only thing I'm
worried about are my allergies.
271
00:12:17,239 --> 00:12:19,016
Y'all got different trees
than I got in Texas.
272
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:20,893
We appreciate you coming out.
273
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,811
And I'm sure the note
is nothing more than
274
00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:25,314
the handy work of some
overzealous Birch Creek fans.
275
00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:27,191
Yeah, because they know we're
gonna kick their ass tonight!
276
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,401
Yeah!
277
00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:31,195
Well, still, out of an
abundance of caution,
278
00:12:31,295 --> 00:12:33,281
Big Hank is increasing police
presence at tonight's game.
279
00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:34,866
Appreciate it.
280
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,576
And thank your dad
for his concern.
281
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,121
It's good to have
friends in high places.
282
00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:41,165
That's our motto -
to protect and serve...
283
00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:42,933
Big Hank's friends.
284
00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:46,086
How the hell
the police get involved?
285
00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:47,630
I didn't call them, Coach.
286
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,175
You need to keep
a low profile in town.
287
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:53,469
No drinking, no partying,
not even a parking ticket.
288
00:12:53,569 --> 00:12:56,056
We don't need
any more police attention.
289
00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:59,268
-Hey, Coach Grady!
-Bradley!
290
00:12:59,368 --> 00:13:01,870
-Sorry to interrupt.
-Get in here!
291
00:13:03,622 --> 00:13:05,649
Ahhhh!
292
00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:08,528
Jake, you need to meet
Joe Bradley.
293
00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:10,071
The Immaculate Safety.
I've heard of you.
294
00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:12,156
Hey, a former Eagles legend
295
00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,159
protecting
a current Eagles legend.
296
00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,577
What's that, Bradley?
297
00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:17,579
Big Hank assigned me
to be Jake's security detail.
298
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,122
Promise not to let him
out of my sight.
299
00:13:19,222 --> 00:13:22,125
I'm gonna be,
like, your bodyguard from...
300
00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:23,627
...from The Bodyguard.
301
00:13:25,479 --> 00:13:27,148
Ahhh!
302
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:31,845
Okay. These are all of the bones
I recovered from the site.
303
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,930
Sheriff's department
is checking the rest of the yard
304
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,099
with their ground-penetrating
radar machine.
305
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:37,934
They have the best stuff.
306
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,020
We don't even have
a functioning microwave.
307
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,856
The only button that works
is 'potato'.
308
00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:44,942
Yeah, the trick is to heat stuff
up in increments of 'potato'.
309
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:47,169
Like, popcorn
is two and a half potatoes.
310
00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:49,322
Ooh, I'm gonna try that.
311
00:13:49,422 --> 00:13:51,324
Also, there are
some clothing fibres
312
00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:53,785
and a plastic packet
of Valentine's Day hearts
313
00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:55,370
at the same depth.
314
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,288
Could be a clue
to when the victim died.
315
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:58,999
Pretty eventful first solo call.
316
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,417
Mm-hm.
317
00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:03,837
Um, I didn't go by myself today.
I asked Ray to come.
318
00:14:03,937 --> 00:14:06,298
-I know.
-She told you?
319
00:14:06,398 --> 00:14:08,593
No, you accidentally
turned your walkie on
320
00:14:08,693 --> 00:14:10,637
when you fell in the pit
and started screaming.
321
00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:12,847
Just a lot
of earthworms down there.
322
00:14:12,947 --> 00:14:15,058
Just caught me by surprise,
is all.
323
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,060
You sure it didn't
have anything to do with you
324
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,105
second guessing
your decision to become a cop?
325
00:14:20,205 --> 00:14:22,315
Walkie picked that up, too, huh?
326
00:14:22,415 --> 00:14:27,280
Uh... I just don't know
if I have what it takes.
327
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,657
I kinda feel like a fraud.
328
00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:32,619
Yeah. I get it.
Being a cop is tough.
329
00:14:32,719 --> 00:14:34,996
When I'd been on the job
for three months
330
00:14:35,096 --> 00:14:37,416
I felt like I was wearing
331
00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:38,875
a Halloween costume
to work every day.
332
00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:40,127
Totally.
333
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:44,564
But I hand-picked you
because I know you can do it.
334
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,677
-Thanks, Lou.
-You're welcome.
335
00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:50,655
And next time I send you
on a solo assignment, go solo.
336
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,187
Nadi! Hi.
337
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,440
Oh, do we have
lunch plans today?
338
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,107
I made piroshki.
339
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:03,319
Ooh!
Those are like gold around here.
340
00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,321
I caught Lily
trying to steal these
341
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,073
out of my lunch
in the office fridge.
342
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:11,118
You are coming to my recital
to honour my hero, yes?
343
00:15:11,218 --> 00:15:12,787
-Wouldn't miss it.
-Is tonight.
344
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,498
-Gotta miss it.
-Hank. You made promise.
345
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:18,126
I know and I meant it.
But any other night.
346
00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:20,087
Tonight is Birch Creek.
347
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,631
I know you want those kids
to have their moment.
348
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:24,132
Just move the recital
to a different day.
349
00:15:24,232 --> 00:15:27,095
I cannot move
Anna Morazova's birthday.
350
00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,138
Maybe they move game.
351
00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:30,807
This is the big game.
352
00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,059
Oh! Oh.
353
00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,520
Is Championship?
354
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,022
Well, no, but it is a big game.
355
00:15:38,122 --> 00:15:41,735
If they win, they will
get to play in Championship?
356
00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:44,614
Well, they're... I mean,
it's early in the season.
357
00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:46,949
There's lots of factors,
like strength of schedule
358
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,576
and it gets kinda political
sometimes...
359
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:50,703
Does not sound like big game.
360
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:53,456
Nadi, Eden Vale
is a football town.
361
00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:56,017
I will make it a dance town.
362
00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:08,990
I left him another note.
363
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:14,146
And just to make sure
he really gets the message,
364
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,206
I'm gonna go buzz the tower.
365
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:23,171
"Leave town.
This is your last warning."
366
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,552
No!
367
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,480
You saved me.
368
00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:41,133
That's no big deal, Jake.
369
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:45,054
Safety is kind of what
I'm known for around this place.
370
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,931
You know, because of the...
371
00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:48,658
-No, yeah, I got it.
-You got it.
372
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,729
Well, well, well.
373
00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:56,524
Still think it's a bunch of
high-school kids playing games?
374
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,818
What do we got?
375
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,778
Jake was unhurt, thanks
to Bradley's quick thinking.
376
00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:01,322
That's a sentence
I didn't think I'd say
377
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:03,031
when I woke up this morning.
378
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,367
Uh huh. What'd we
find out about the driver?
379
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,428
- Deceased. White male. 30s.
- Lou!
380
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,472
I'll be right back.
381
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,211
-Hey.
-Hey.
382
00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:16,213
What are you doing here?
383
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:18,673
We don't really need County
Sheriff's support on this one.
384
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:20,217
Oh, no, yeah.
385
00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:22,135
I just, uh...
heard it on the radio
386
00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:23,929
and thought
I'd make sure you were good.
387
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,307
Oh. Well, that's nice.
388
00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:29,227
Uh... Um...
389
00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:30,979
You went to Birch Creek, right?
You going to the game tonight?
390
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:33,773
Nah, my...
ex-wife's gonna be there.
391
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:35,525
So there's gonna be
enough tackling on the field.
392
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,777
Arggh.
393
00:17:37,877 --> 00:17:39,028
Yeah. Um...
394
00:17:39,128 --> 00:17:41,073
The deceased
is Dustin Crovetti.
395
00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:42,491
Did a stint in the state pen.
396
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,159
Last known residence
was Birch Creek.
397
00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:46,912
Guess he wanted
Eden Vale to lose tonight.
398
00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,498
Running over
your star quarterback
399
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:49,999
is one way to do it.
400
00:17:50,099 --> 00:17:51,834
-Did you guys go in?
-No. Uh...
401
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:53,544
It's your crime scene.
402
00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,588
Well, damn right.
403
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:58,550
County's just here to
direct traffic and look pretty.
404
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,469
Not that you look pretty.
And not that you don't.
405
00:18:00,569 --> 00:18:03,013
-Hmm?
-I'm neutral to your appearance.
406
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,143
Fellas!
Let's open up the vehicle!
407
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,520
Hey, um...
408
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,606
Great to run into you.
409
00:18:11,706 --> 00:18:13,500
Would be nice
to see more of you.
410
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,654
-Detective?
-Oh.
411
00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:20,966
Chief.
412
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,453
What did you find out?
413
00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:26,455
About the driver?
414
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:27,956
Got a positive I.D.
415
00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:29,667
I'll go back to the office
pull his jacket,
416
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,127
check any last knowns.
417
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:33,462
Great. Meantime, Junior
and I will search the vehicle.
418
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:35,423
Again, don't call me Junior.
419
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:37,676
-Dad didn't mean that.
-No, no. He's right.
420
00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:39,719
Sorry, Henry.
421
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,930
Okay... I'll circle back.
422
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,348
Play nice.
423
00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:44,975
Gloves?
424
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,894
I prefer nitrile to latex.
425
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,646
Superior protection
426
00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:50,731
from corrosive chemicals
and punctures.
427
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,068
Eh, nitrile can't
hold a candle to latex
428
00:18:53,168 --> 00:18:55,236
when it comes
to range of motion.
429
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:57,297
May the best glove win.
430
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,640
Uh.
431
00:19:08,142 --> 00:19:10,712
Uh. If you rub that
you get three wishes.
432
00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:12,897
It's a Neti pot. Ragweed season.
433
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:18,636
Something wedged under here.
434
00:19:18,736 --> 00:19:20,055
We're gonna
have to remove the seat.
435
00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,765
No, no, no, no.
Let me give it a shot.
436
00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:23,601
Here.
437
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,436
You won't be able to get it out.
438
00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:26,729
Here...
439
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:28,747
There we go!
440
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:33,027
Ah, see? Range of motion.
441
00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:35,739
Could be a burner phone.
442
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:38,032
Yep.
443
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:39,033
Hmm.
444
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,245
Still works.
445
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:42,829
And according
to these last few texts
446
00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:44,473
this was a job for hire.
447
00:19:44,681 --> 00:19:46,291
And whoever did the hiring
is over 40.
448
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:48,794
-How do you figure?
-They're horrible at texting.
449
00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:50,170
Unless he meant
to send a hitman
450
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,340
three eggplants and a peach.
451
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,510
They went to a bar called
The Old Place. You ever been?
452
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,512
Yeah, long time ago.
453
00:19:57,612 --> 00:19:59,681
Place is dead.
Middle of nowhere.
454
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,158
Me and Lou will check it out.
455
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,487
Let's give it up
for Officer Bradley.
456
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,782
Thank you, folks.
But I was just doing my job.
457
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,035
Like Coach Grady always says,
458
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,037
you play for the name
on the front of your uniform
459
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,747
not the name on the back.
460
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,542
Although, that might be
a little bit confusing
461
00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,710
'cause my name
is on the front of this uniform.
462
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,004
Point is, it was a team effort.
463
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,564
Isn't that right, Jake?
464
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:34,861
Oh, boy.
465
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,222
So how did it go
with Dad back there?
466
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,724
Are you guys
getting along a little better?
467
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,226
We get along
as well as we need to.
468
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,187
We'll never see eye-to-eye
on everything but it's fine.
469
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:45,564
-It's not fine.
-EVP...
470
00:20:45,664 --> 00:20:47,274
EVPD.
471
00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:49,752
Have you seen... this man?
472
00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:52,280
Uh-huh. He was here earlier.
473
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,407
-Are you sure?
-Oh, yeah.
474
00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,701
He was with this other guy
who ordered a Cobb salad.
475
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:59,287
I mean, who orders
a Cobb salad at a bar?
476
00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:01,707
You don't want to know
how old those eggs are.
477
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,017
Does that security camera work?
478
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,395
Yeah.
479
00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:09,982
Wait, freeze it right there.
480
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:14,136
That's Carl Branch.
Mrs. Branch's husband!
481
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,597
I'm shocked.
482
00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:17,849
That someone
would marry that terrible woman.
483
00:21:17,949 --> 00:21:19,309
Alright.
484
00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,144
Thank you. Let's split up.
485
00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:22,645
You go to his house
486
00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:24,314
and I'll go to his workplace
at the Apple Store.
487
00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,625
-This town has an Apple store?
-They opened last month.
488
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,821
-Welcome to the Apple store.
-Hi.
489
00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:34,342
Is Carl Branch here,
by any chance?
490
00:21:35,719 --> 00:21:37,454
Sorry, he's not here.
491
00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:39,706
Oh. Can I ask you
a few questions, then?
492
00:21:39,806 --> 00:21:41,250
Make it quick.
493
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:42,792
I only have three.
494
00:21:42,892 --> 00:21:44,503
Are either of you football fans?
495
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,046
Did your husband
bet on tonight's game?
496
00:21:46,146 --> 00:21:48,591
And lastly, did you give me
a C- in English
497
00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:50,843
because you secretly knew
I was smarter than you?
498
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,515
I'm going to answer in a way you
were never able to in my class.
499
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,558
Concisely. No.
500
00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,202
Oh!
501
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:03,023
Mr. Branch. Lou Hickman, EVPD.
502
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,983
-If you just have a...
-Louise Hickman?
503
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:08,612
We went to high school together.
Becky. Becky Simpson.
504
00:22:08,712 --> 00:22:11,032
Becky Simpson. Becky!
505
00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:14,118
Wow! I haven't seen you in...
forever.
506
00:22:14,218 --> 00:22:15,620
Yeah, well, I left town
507
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,039
after someone spread
a nasty rumour about me.
508
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,416
My whole life fell apart.
509
00:22:19,516 --> 00:22:22,085
I didn't... No.
Didn't hear any rumour.
510
00:22:22,185 --> 00:22:24,688
Of course not.
You were one of the good ones.
511
00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:27,341
Where are my manners?
512
00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:30,819
These are my babies,
Coco and Mrs. Boots.
513
00:22:31,529 --> 00:22:34,598
Oh, my God. Oh!
514
00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:38,161
I rescued them.
But, really, they rescued me.
515
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:43,208
Excuse me!
516
00:22:46,378 --> 00:22:48,881
Poo Hickman.
517
00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:50,908
I have grading to do.
518
00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:53,052
So unless you have more
questions, it is time to go.
519
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,039
Just one more thing.
520
00:22:56,139 --> 00:22:58,458
Is there anything about your
relationship with Jake
521
00:22:58,558 --> 00:23:01,294
outside the classroom
that you're not telling me?
522
00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:02,838
Are you suggesting
523
00:23:02,938 --> 00:23:05,341
that I'm having an inappropriate
relationship with a student?
524
00:23:05,441 --> 00:23:06,967
Well, it's just that
earlier I asked
525
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,303
if either you or Mr. Branch
were football fans.
526
00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:12,139
And you 'concisely' answered no.
527
00:23:12,239 --> 00:23:14,809
However, you have all
of the football games circled
528
00:23:14,909 --> 00:23:17,395
on your calendar
hanging on the wall right there.
529
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:22,542
Why, isn't that Jake Wilson?
530
00:23:24,419 --> 00:23:26,296
I have no idea
where he came from.
531
00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:31,302
You mean you have no idea
from where he came.
532
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,580
You're a predator, Mrs. Branch.
533
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,850
And a lousy English teacher.
534
00:23:41,938 --> 00:23:43,857
Ahh!
535
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,426
Hey!
536
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:49,071
Stop! Police!
537
00:23:59,249 --> 00:24:01,067
You're under arrest.
538
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:03,419
How'd you beat me here?
539
00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:06,031
Short cut.
540
00:24:06,131 --> 00:24:07,783
Turn around.
541
00:24:07,883 --> 00:24:11,328
Also I ran varsity track.
Go, Eagles.
542
00:24:11,428 --> 00:24:14,891
Go, Eagles.
543
00:24:15,141 --> 00:24:16,834
Let's go, Eagles!
544
00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:22,941
Eagles! Eagles!
545
00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:27,696
Let's go!
546
00:24:29,698 --> 00:24:31,242
Where's Nadi?
547
00:24:31,659 --> 00:24:32,977
I don't know.
548
00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:35,814
We had a little
bit of a disagreement.
549
00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:37,857
I didn't go
to her dance recital.
550
00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:40,419
Well,
I'm sure she'll let it go.
551
00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:43,322
-You think so?
-No.
552
00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:45,240
I was being sarcastic.
553
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:47,367
I don't have a full range
of facial expressions
554
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:48,911
because of the Botox.
555
00:24:50,596 --> 00:24:51,789
That's
the end of the first half
556
00:24:51,889 --> 00:24:53,808
and we are scoreless.
557
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:56,461
Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats
558
00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:58,754
for a special
halftime performance.
559
00:25:05,696 --> 00:25:08,099
What's Nadia doing on the field?
560
00:25:08,199 --> 00:25:10,601
I have no idea.
561
00:25:10,701 --> 00:25:13,520
In honour of
great Russian dancer,
562
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,607
Anna Morazova!
563
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,777
Did she say in honour of Russia?
564
00:25:19,877 --> 00:25:24,867
♪ When nights are ablazin'
And heavy ♪
565
00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:31,265
♪ Alone in my room
and I'm ready ♪
566
00:25:33,642 --> 00:25:37,105
♪ To rest for a while ♪
567
00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:42,652
♪ Oh, rest for a while
568
00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:52,872
♪ I don't mind it ♪
569
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:58,611
♪ I don't mind it ♪
570
00:25:58,711 --> 00:26:03,575
♪ And I don't mind it ♪
571
00:26:03,675 --> 00:26:06,620
♪ I'll wait and I'll listen ♪
572
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,456
♪ I don't mind it ♪
573
00:26:09,556 --> 00:26:11,959
♪ And see you
through to the kitchen ♪
574
00:26:12,059 --> 00:26:15,212
♪ I don't mind it ♪
575
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,965
♪ I'm not taking it back ♪
576
00:26:18,065 --> 00:26:22,804
♪ I don't mind it ♪
577
00:26:22,904 --> 00:26:28,661
♪ I don't mind it. ♪
578
00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:41,883
Whoo, whoo!
579
00:26:51,518 --> 00:26:53,379
What did you say?
580
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:56,507
Arms higher. Bigger smile.
581
00:26:56,607 --> 00:26:58,568
Alright!
582
00:27:01,446 --> 00:27:03,056
Hey, Lou, you got a minute?
583
00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,850
Yeah, I'm letting
my suspect sweat a little
584
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,643
before I question her.
585
00:27:06,743 --> 00:27:08,520
Hey, I'm reheating coffee.
586
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,231
Do you think
two potatoes is enough?
587
00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:12,608
-I'd go three.
-Mmm. Alright.
588
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,401
What's up?
589
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:15,945
Um...
590
00:27:16,045 --> 00:27:18,155
When I was cataloging
the bones into evidence
591
00:27:18,255 --> 00:27:19,949
I noticed
the breaks in the bones
592
00:27:20,049 --> 00:27:21,576
were at a 45-degree angle.
593
00:27:21,676 --> 00:27:22,911
And under magnification
594
00:27:23,011 --> 00:27:24,955
I discovered these,
like, serrated marks.
595
00:27:25,055 --> 00:27:27,332
I think the body
was dismembered.
596
00:27:27,432 --> 00:27:29,627
Mmm. To what end?
597
00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:33,047
Um... Maybe to make it harder
to identify the body?
598
00:27:33,147 --> 00:27:34,966
I don't know. Just a theory.
599
00:27:35,066 --> 00:27:37,426
Pretty sure an imposter
wouldn't have thought of that.
600
00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:39,487
Good work, Officer.
601
00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:46,620
Hot potato! Hot potato!
602
00:27:47,955 --> 00:27:49,857
I'm just looking
at your bank records.
603
00:27:49,957 --> 00:27:54,962
You recently withdrew $5,000.
604
00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:56,947
So?
605
00:27:57,047 --> 00:27:58,449
That's a lot of money
for a small town.
606
00:27:58,549 --> 00:28:02,203
You could buy a bass boat
or build a gazebo.
607
00:28:02,303 --> 00:28:04,873
Or hire someone
to kill Jake Wilson.
608
00:28:04,973 --> 00:28:07,334
I don't know who that is.
609
00:28:07,434 --> 00:28:08,835
Oh, well,
let me give you a hint.
610
00:28:08,935 --> 00:28:11,213
Your wife
is having an affair with him.
611
00:28:12,814 --> 00:28:14,676
Ever been to a dive bar
called The Old Place?
612
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,177
No.
613
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,095
This is a screen shot
614
00:28:18,195 --> 00:28:20,890
from the bar security video
of you with Dustin Crovetti.
615
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,685
A career criminal
with quite the rap sheet.
616
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,188
Pretty sure he wasn't there
to sell you a boat,
617
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:27,773
build you a gazebo,
618
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,333
so...
that leaves the third thing.
619
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,944
Mrs. Branch,
620
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,863
folks in this community
trust you with their children.
621
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,325
I can't believe you would
take advantage of a minor.
622
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,327
-It wasn't like that with us.
-Why?
623
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,370
Because he's a boy?
You think that makes it better?
624
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,332
He's not a boy, he's a man!
625
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:45,167
Not in the eyes of the law.
626
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:47,336
Okay, look.
627
00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:50,881
I just wanted to
scare Jake out of town.
628
00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:52,758
Okay? I didn't want him dead.
629
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,385
I wanted him to leave Eden Vale
630
00:28:54,485 --> 00:28:56,471
before word got out
about the affair
631
00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:58,723
and it ruined
my wife's reputation.
632
00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:01,684
I'm going to type that up
and you're going to sign it.
633
00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:05,355
Ragweed season.
634
00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:11,362
And I am personally
going to make sure
635
00:29:11,462 --> 00:29:13,322
you get the maximum punishment,
636
00:29:13,422 --> 00:29:15,407
because I don't like when
people take advantage of kids.
637
00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:17,577
He's not a kid.
638
00:29:17,677 --> 00:29:20,305
He's a 25 year-old
pretending to be a teenager.
639
00:29:25,268 --> 00:29:27,295
-Jake's twenty-five!
-Jake's a grown man!
640
00:29:27,395 --> 00:29:28,881
I figured it out first.
641
00:29:28,981 --> 00:29:31,384
Seems like it was a tie.
How'd you get to it?
642
00:29:31,484 --> 00:29:33,677
When we interviewed him
he sneezed into his hand,
643
00:29:33,777 --> 00:29:35,096
which means
he's been out of school
644
00:29:35,196 --> 00:29:36,347
for at least six years.
645
00:29:36,447 --> 00:29:38,016
In 2017
there was a push by the CDC
646
00:29:38,116 --> 00:29:39,475
to have all
school-aged children sneeze
647
00:29:39,575 --> 00:29:41,770
into the crook of their elbows
to stop the spread of germs.
648
00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:43,980
This is a kid. This is an adult.
Jake's an adult!
649
00:29:45,164 --> 00:29:47,234
Huh. Pretty good!
650
00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:50,170
-How'd you figure it out?
-Sneeze thing, too.
651
00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,704
Time out.
652
00:29:58,804 --> 00:30:00,623
30 seconds left in the game.
653
00:30:00,723 --> 00:30:02,250
I got this, Coach.
Let me go hail Mary.
654
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,810
Calm down.
655
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,295
Eden Vale calls a time-out.
656
00:30:05,395 --> 00:30:07,172
I got your text. What is it?
657
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,632
We said to meet
at the parking lot.
658
00:30:08,732 --> 00:30:11,718
Son, it's the fourth quarter.
I came down from the stands.
659
00:30:11,818 --> 00:30:13,304
It's as close as I get
to the parking lot.
660
00:30:13,404 --> 00:30:15,807
We arrested Mr. Branch
on attempted murder
661
00:30:15,907 --> 00:30:18,685
and arrested Mrs. Branch
on corrupting a minor.
662
00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:19,686
But we had to cut her loose
663
00:30:19,786 --> 00:30:22,397
because the minor
turned out not to be a minor.
664
00:30:22,497 --> 00:30:23,398
What?
665
00:30:23,498 --> 00:30:28,028
Jake Wilson is a 25-year-old
posing as a teen
666
00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,446
so he can play
high-school football.
667
00:30:29,546 --> 00:30:31,824
That's crazy! We've
gotta get him off the field!
668
00:30:31,924 --> 00:30:34,160
Eden Vale is out of the huddle.
669
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:35,536
Let's see if Jake Wilson
670
00:30:35,636 --> 00:30:37,455
can create
a little last-second magic.
671
00:30:37,555 --> 00:30:39,015
After we win.
672
00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:41,585
Alright, boys, come on!
673
00:30:55,616 --> 00:30:58,018
39, I'll make your mumma mine.
674
00:30:58,118 --> 00:31:00,688
Alright, blue 42, blue 42!
675
00:31:00,788 --> 00:31:01,940
Set!
676
00:31:05,919 --> 00:31:06,920
No!
677
00:31:18,975 --> 00:31:20,184
Catch...
678
00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:35,743
-Tackle him!
-Stop him!
679
00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:38,955
Jake! Tackle him!
680
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,002
Oh, my God!
681
00:31:59,227 --> 00:32:02,230
Mumma? Is that you?
682
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:07,010
So, I will see you
at my studio next week
683
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:08,470
for first lesson.
684
00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:10,055
Fans, huh?
685
00:32:10,155 --> 00:32:12,349
New students.
686
00:32:12,449 --> 00:32:15,186
I sign up five already.
687
00:32:16,328 --> 00:32:18,898
I told you
Eden Vale was dance town.
688
00:32:18,998 --> 00:32:21,150
We're definitely
not a football town.
689
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,445
I'm so proud of you, babe.
690
00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:26,656
Let's promise
never to fight again.
691
00:32:26,756 --> 00:32:29,451
That was not fight.
You don't want to see fight.
692
00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:31,328
No, ma'am, I do not.
693
00:32:31,428 --> 00:32:34,707
Still, though,
I need to apologise to you.
694
00:32:34,807 --> 00:32:38,211
I had no idea how homesick
you were until I saw that dance.
695
00:32:38,311 --> 00:32:41,590
You understood
the story of the dance.
696
00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:44,233
Yeah, of course.
Isn't that obvious?
697
00:32:46,403 --> 00:32:48,888
It was all Coach Grady's idea.
698
00:32:48,988 --> 00:32:50,474
My host family doesn't know
anything about Coach's plan.
699
00:32:50,574 --> 00:32:52,017
They're good people.
700
00:32:52,117 --> 00:32:54,687
Coach Grady found me
after watching a video of mine
701
00:32:54,787 --> 00:32:57,022
when I was playing my
Junior College days in Plano.
702
00:32:57,122 --> 00:32:59,609
He forged all of the documents
and enrolled me in high school.
703
00:32:59,709 --> 00:33:02,112
-I knew it was wrong.
-Then why did you do it?
704
00:33:02,212 --> 00:33:04,155
I don't know.
705
00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:08,452
I guess I wanted a chance to
come back and re-do high school.
706
00:33:08,552 --> 00:33:10,829
I made a mess
of my first go round.
707
00:33:10,929 --> 00:33:12,664
Don't you ever
just wanna go back?
708
00:33:12,764 --> 00:33:14,166
-Yes.
-No.
709
00:33:14,266 --> 00:33:16,460
Can't believe
Coach Grady did this.
710
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,588
-He's one of my closest friends.
-Guess we know what that means.
711
00:33:18,688 --> 00:33:20,923
No, Henry, what does that mean?
712
00:33:21,023 --> 00:33:23,635
-Hmm?
-Your record's still intact.
713
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:26,388
The only Eden Vale player to
ever score against Birch Creek.
714
00:33:26,488 --> 00:33:29,199
You're an insult to the uniform.
715
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:35,689
We should be the ones
talking to Coach Grady, not him.
716
00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:37,025
And I told you,
717
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,609
there was something
fundamentally wrong
718
00:33:38,709 --> 00:33:40,153
with Mrs. Branch as a person.
719
00:33:40,253 --> 00:33:42,697
Okay, you had a premonition
that in the distant future
720
00:33:42,797 --> 00:33:44,408
she would have an affair
with a student
721
00:33:44,508 --> 00:33:45,659
who turned out
to be a grown man?
722
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,494
I didn't know the exact way
723
00:33:47,594 --> 00:33:49,746
her lack of moral character
would reveal itself, but yes.
724
00:33:49,846 --> 00:33:53,375
You are so annoying.
725
00:33:53,475 --> 00:33:55,335
Because I'm
judgmental of a woman
726
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:56,837
who was willing
to sleep with a minor?
727
00:33:56,937 --> 00:33:59,965
Because you are judgmental
about everyone!
728
00:34:00,065 --> 00:34:02,010
Is this about Dad?
729
00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:04,387
Okay, you are so quick to
write him off all of the time.
730
00:34:04,487 --> 00:34:07,348
You know, people are
complicated. And so is he.
731
00:34:07,448 --> 00:34:09,560
Don't you ever just owe him
the benefit of the doubt?
732
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:12,563
-Who made you his keeper?
-You did, dummy. When you left.
733
00:34:12,663 --> 00:34:14,148
I had to pick up the pieces.
734
00:34:14,248 --> 00:34:16,192
Well, I didn't
ask you to do that.
735
00:34:16,292 --> 00:34:19,420
Okay, I guess in your universe
that totally absolves you.
736
00:34:24,217 --> 00:34:26,828
Do you really believe he's gonna
do the right thing in there?
737
00:34:26,928 --> 00:34:31,709
Yes. And if I'm right, I get to
punch you as hard as I can.
738
00:34:31,809 --> 00:34:34,520
-What if I'm right?
-Then you don't get punched.
739
00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:36,755
Look...
740
00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:39,692
...I know I screwed up
by bringing Jake here.
741
00:34:41,277 --> 00:34:44,055
Birch Creek have
owned us for so long,
742
00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:45,640
I just wanted to know
what it felt like to win one.
743
00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:47,976
I can't look the other way,
Grady.
744
00:34:48,076 --> 00:34:51,480
You put a grown man
on the field with kids.
745
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,190
Somebody could have gotten hurt.
746
00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:56,919
I'm asking for your help.
As a friend.
747
00:35:03,009 --> 00:35:04,660
I'll lose my job, Hank.
748
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,830
I'm sorry.
749
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,082
So now you're
all high and mighty?
750
00:35:09,182 --> 00:35:14,521
Everyone knows you have
turned a blind eye to worse.
751
00:35:16,357 --> 00:35:18,009
Yeah, I know they do.
752
00:35:18,109 --> 00:35:20,737
Not a great thing
to be known for.
753
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,974
I'm charging you
754
00:35:25,074 --> 00:35:27,853
with falsification of documents
and child endangerment.
755
00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,413
Oww! Come on!
756
00:35:39,548 --> 00:35:41,885
-Heyyyy.
-How'd it go?
757
00:35:46,681 --> 00:35:49,709
I can't believe
Big Hank arrested Coach Grady.
758
00:35:49,809 --> 00:35:52,504
I told you, not everything
is black and white.
759
00:35:52,604 --> 00:35:53,756
People are complicated.
760
00:35:53,856 --> 00:35:55,382
Like how you ruined
Becky Simpson's life.
761
00:35:55,482 --> 00:35:56,884
We don't know that.
762
00:35:56,984 --> 00:36:00,070
I haven't seen her in years.
She's probably doing great.
763
00:36:02,782 --> 00:36:04,434
Department finished at the scene
764
00:36:04,534 --> 00:36:06,519
of the San Francisco
family's house.
765
00:36:06,619 --> 00:36:08,897
Found a few more bones.
Thought I'd drop 'em off.
766
00:36:08,997 --> 00:36:11,317
Oh! Hand delivery.
That's fancy.
767
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:13,277
Why didn't you just have
one of the deputies drop it off?
768
00:36:13,377 --> 00:36:16,823
Um. I could've. But
I was headed here anyway.
769
00:36:16,923 --> 00:36:18,632
Going to the Pioneer
to get a bite.
770
00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:21,202
The Pioneer, that's
on the other side of town.
771
00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:23,996
That's completely
out of your way.
772
00:36:24,096 --> 00:36:25,873
Henry, why don't you
take the rest of the night off
773
00:36:25,973 --> 00:36:28,335
and I'll catalog these
with Detective Carson.
774
00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:30,879
Sure. Yeah. See you at home.
775
00:36:30,979 --> 00:36:34,550
Still doesn't make sense
776
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:36,594
how you thought the station
was on your way.
777
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,597
Unless the Red Hook bridge
was closed
778
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,933
and GPS re-routed you this way?
779
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:42,976
-Yes.
-Yeah.
780
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,579
Have a great night.
781
00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:49,958
These ones definitely...
782
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:55,698
I mean, it's clearly not enough
here for a whole skeleton.
783
00:36:55,798 --> 00:36:58,409
I'm thinking maybe leg and foot.
784
00:36:58,509 --> 00:36:59,869
That seems right.
785
00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:03,289
You look for metatarsals,
I'll work on the tibia.
786
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:06,376
-I think these are yours.
-Thanks.
787
00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:10,422
I find with puzzles it's best
to start with the corners.
788
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:16,137
-Ooh, phalanges.
-Ooh!
789
00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:17,889
I was looking for those.
Thank you.
790
00:37:17,989 --> 00:37:23,102
So, what would you usually
be doing on a Friday night
791
00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,313
if you weren't
sifting through old bones
792
00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:26,898
in a dark musty room?
793
00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:29,109
Honestly?
794
00:37:29,209 --> 00:37:31,361
Probably writing.
795
00:37:31,461 --> 00:37:33,906
You're a writer?
796
00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:35,699
Wow! Really?
797
00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:37,243
I didn't know that.
798
00:37:37,343 --> 00:37:39,328
What kind of stuff?
799
00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:42,206
-You promise not to laugh?
-Yeah, I promise.
800
00:37:42,306 --> 00:37:44,375
I'm working on a novel
801
00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:47,003
about an expedition of wizards
tracking a dragon
802
00:37:47,103 --> 00:37:49,881
that holds the key to the
survival of a kingdom of elves.
803
00:37:58,824 --> 00:38:00,268
Sorry, sorry.
804
00:38:00,368 --> 00:38:02,895
I'm not laughing at you,
or your book.
805
00:38:02,995 --> 00:38:04,564
I just, um...
806
00:38:04,664 --> 00:38:07,358
I was surprised to hear that,
is all.
807
00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,443
Why?
808
00:38:08,543 --> 00:38:11,447
Because. I mean,
you're, like, so...
809
00:38:11,547 --> 00:38:13,199
-...and it's so...
-Nerdy?
810
00:38:13,299 --> 00:38:16,093
Uh, no. It's just unexpected.
811
00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,625
Can I read your novel
when you're done?
812
00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:27,130
-Maybe.
-Maybe?
813
00:38:27,230 --> 00:38:29,091
You don't have
the best track record.
814
00:38:29,191 --> 00:38:31,384
You promised not to laugh
and then immediately laughed.
815
00:38:31,484 --> 00:38:32,886
That is fair.
816
00:38:32,986 --> 00:38:35,681
But, you know...
817
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,475
Now that
I've had time to digest
818
00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:39,060
the fact that Shane Carson
819
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,187
of Warren County
Sheriff's department
820
00:38:41,287 --> 00:38:43,122
is a fantasy writer...
821
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,793
I think it's pretty cool.
822
00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:48,487
Yeah.
823
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,630
Sorry.
824
00:38:51,215 --> 00:38:53,700
Officer Szczepkowski thinks
that maybe
825
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,870
it was someone trying to cover
up a murder from 100 years ago
826
00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:57,287
and I think he's right.
827
00:38:57,387 --> 00:38:58,498
Which means there could be
828
00:38:58,598 --> 00:39:00,249
other body parts
scattered around out there.
829
00:39:00,349 --> 00:39:01,876
Interesting.
830
00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,045
Yeah.
831
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,964
I mean, you'd
probably think it was cooler
832
00:39:06,064 --> 00:39:08,008
if it was, like, an elf
or something, but still.
833
00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:12,346
I think we're done for tonight.
834
00:39:12,446 --> 00:39:18,327
We don't have to be.
Wanna grab a drink?
835
00:39:20,913 --> 00:39:22,899
- Amazing!
- I know!
836
00:39:22,999 --> 00:39:26,694
♪ And Darling
837
00:39:26,794 --> 00:39:32,785
♪ Is there a cure
for this hunger? ♪
838
00:39:32,885 --> 00:39:38,249
♪ A terrible curse to be under ♪
839
00:39:38,349 --> 00:39:44,898
♪ I'll be sleeping with that ♪
840
00:39:47,484 --> 00:39:50,612
♪ And it's no small thing ♪
841
00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:57,019
♪ You'll smoke me out
in your own ways ♪
842
00:39:57,119 --> 00:40:02,500
♪ And chase me around
until mornin' ♪
843
00:40:05,086 --> 00:40:09,424
♪ And follow me back. ♪
844
00:40:12,594 --> 00:40:18,642
♪ Ooh, honey, I don't mind. ♪
845
00:40:48,758 --> 00:40:51,828
I guess I should
call you Detective.
846
00:40:51,928 --> 00:40:54,331
I guess
I should call you Doctor.
847
00:40:57,142 --> 00:40:59,019
Hold that thought.
848
00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,609
This is my son, Jean-Marc.
849
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:21,753
Oh.
850
00:41:24,589 --> 00:41:25,615
Bonjour.
851
00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:28,535
His name's French,
he doesn't speak French.
852
00:41:28,635 --> 00:41:30,662
He's a baby.
853
00:41:30,762 --> 00:41:33,056
Right. Of course.
854
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:36,143
Bien sur.
855
00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:39,230
A baby.
856
00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:43,192
You have a baby.
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