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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 (light music) 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:05,540 (glass shatters) 3 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:11,280 (light music) 4 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:14,320 (glass shatters) 5 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,200 (light music) 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,700 (light music) 7 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,200 (light music) 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,860 (light music) 9 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:27,560 (light music) 10 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:30,800 (light music) 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,300 (light music) 12 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,800 (light music) 13 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,800 (upbeat jazz music) 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,800 (upbeat jazz music) 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,800 (upbeat jazz music) 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,800 (upbeat jazz music) 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,800 (upbeat jazz music) 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,800 (upbeat jazz music) 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,800 (upbeat jazz music) 20 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,800 (upbeat jazz music) 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,800 (upbeat jazz music) 22 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,800 (upbeat jazz music) 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,800 (upbeat jazz music) 24 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,800 (upbeat jazz music) 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,300 [DOOR OPENS] 27 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,380 (slow somber music) 28 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,700 (baby wailing) 29 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:38,740 (slow somber music) 30 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:41,740 (slow somber music) 31 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:44,400 (door thudding) 32 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,060 (door thudding) 33 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,620 (slow somber music) 34 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:54,620 (slow somber music) 35 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,220 (slow somber music) 36 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:01,380 (slow somber music) 37 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:04,380 (slow somber music) 38 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:07,380 (slow somber music) 39 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:10,380 (slow somber music) 40 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,380 (slow somber music) 41 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:16,380 (slow somber music) 42 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:19,380 (slow somber music) 43 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:22,380 (slow somber music) 44 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,380 (slow somber music) 45 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:28,380 (slow somber music) 46 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:32,220 Yeah. 47 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,080 - I probably got the wrong house. 48 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,320 I miss you my freaking time. 49 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,640 - Hi, you must be Nikki my 12 o'clock? 50 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:05,240 - Oh yeah, are you the realtor, Jezebel? 51 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,260 - I sure am. 52 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,400 What are you doing out here? 53 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,540 Do you wanna see the house? 54 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,280 - Yeah, don't mind if I do. 55 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,120 - Come in. 56 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,520 - All right. 57 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:22,040 - So, they're in the market to buy a home 58 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,700 and you were referred to me. 59 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,460 Could you tell them more about that? 60 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:28,580 - Oh, you know, the Jeffrey Hernandez? 61 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,580 - Yeah, Jeffrey. 62 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:33,880 - Yeah, so he bought a house for you and he said that you 63 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,340 have the best properties that you handle 64 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:39,940 and that your service is unmatched, so you know who I am. 65 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,460 - That's true, that's true. 66 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:42,860 I'm flattered to hear that. 67 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:46,940 It's my pleasure to serve my clients and keep them happy. 68 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:51,180 And the house is really nice and you feel free to explore. 69 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:54,380 And you know, if you have any questions or would like to see 70 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,620 anything, I'm happy to show you anything you want. 71 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:57,820 - Sounds good. 72 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:04,140 Yeah, well I mean, it's definitely a pretty nice place 73 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:05,780 from what I can see. 74 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,620 - Yeah. 75 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,220 So what exactly are you looking for? 76 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:13,540 - Oh, you know, I was kinda looking for a spacious pad 77 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:18,540 that reflects my lifestyle as a successful bachelor. 78 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,180 - Oh, yeah, I think you'll find that this house has a lot 79 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,060 of things that you might be looking for. 80 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:24,900 - Yeah? 81 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,740 - Yeah, I'm happy to show you around it. 82 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:30,700 The ceiling was actually just painted and they got a new 83 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,660 lights and floors. 84 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:35,880 - Definitely just wanna, you know, more than anything, 85 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,620 make sure that this place is a good fit for me. 86 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,460 - Yeah. 87 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:41,280 - So. 88 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,060 - So, does that mean you wanna see more of the house? 89 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,700 - Yeah, you know, it'd be nice to take a look at the rooms 90 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,740 and stuff, so. 91 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,540 - Yeah, why don't we go do a tour? 92 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:03,580 - Yeah, yeah, I suppose we should. 93 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,420 - As you can tell, the property is very secure. 94 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:15,300 There's 24 hour security into the gated community 95 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,940 and there's also guards that patrol the area. 96 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,100 - That's right, I remember that gate, it took me 10 minutes 97 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:25,020 to get through there, they're strict. 98 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,620 Well, is there an HLA fee included in that? 99 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,540 - Yeah, there is an HLA fee. 100 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,460 It's a small fee, it's nothing crazy. 101 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,820 And they're not gonna be too much in your business. 102 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:41,140 This is as long as you're keeping the front of the area 103 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,940 free of debris, making sure you're taking care of your yard 104 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:46,140 work, things like that. 105 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,640 But you can have parties, have your friends over, 106 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,480 you know, have fun. 107 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,600 This is your spot, you know, you wanna make this your home. 108 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,680 - Oh, and you need some money for your now, 109 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,440 I mean you get what you pay for, right? 110 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,460 - Well you're gonna be paying for a very close proximity 111 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,920 to the beach actually. - Oh really? 112 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,200 - I think this is some fun, about five minutes by car. 113 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,980 - Oh that's nothing, I love the beach. 114 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:06,780 - Yeah, me too. 115 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,740 - So, what else is in the area? 116 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:10,940 Said it's a pretty good neighborhood. 117 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:14,220 - Oh, there's actually, do you like Thai food? 118 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,220 - I love all kinds of food. 119 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,480 - All kinds of food, but there's all kinds of restaurants. 120 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,320 - Yeah? - Yeah. 121 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,060 - We've got Italian, we've got some Chinese food restaurants, 122 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:24,300 we've got some Japanese food restaurants. 123 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,080 Oh my gosh, I think there's-- - Lots of restaurants. 124 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,700 - Yeah, Mexican. - Okay. 125 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:33,140 - Yeah, you know, I think you're gonna like it here, 126 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,220 I really, really do. - Maybe, maybe. 127 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,740 So far I like what I've seen. 128 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:41,100 Well, what about the rest of the rooms? 129 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,300 - Yeah, actually there's four bathrooms 130 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:47,900 and five bedrooms, a master bedroom actually, 131 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,020 master suite. 132 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,580 - Oh yeah, I think I heard something about the Airbnb, 133 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,840 a ensuite? 134 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,540 - Yes. - Yeah? 135 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,620 - Yes. 136 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,240 - Let's go check out. - Okay. 137 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,820 - So this is the ensuite, huh? 138 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:05,940 - Yes, this is one of the onsites 139 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:08,100 that connects to the master bath. 140 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:11,300 You can tell they actually just put in a new tile last week. 141 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,740 - What's that smell, is that a new paint? 142 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:17,020 - New paint, new countertop, new lighting fixtures, 143 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:22,020 and actually the shower glass was just put in as well. 144 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,160 - Oh, shower glass, yes. - Yeah. 145 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:29,620 - Okay, well what about any history of water leaks? 146 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,560 - No, no water leaks. 147 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,820 I don't think there's been any structural damage 148 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:38,020 to the building at all, it's in perfect condition. 149 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,580 - Oh, damn. - It's a great house. 150 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,100 - So no insurance claims, nothing? 151 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,860 - No, no, no, no insurance claims, no, no, no. 152 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,160 - So I'm not gonna move in here, 153 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,020 you're gonna need to make some sort of repairs, right? 154 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,940 - No, you won't need to make any repairs. 155 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,980 Like I said, you can see there's crown molding 156 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:53,620 that was done at the top. 157 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:56,940 They actually just replaced the ceiling as well. 158 00:07:56,940 --> 00:08:01,940 So yeah, they took out a lot of the old wall, 159 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,020 dry wall that was there, 160 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:08,580 and they put in all new ceilings and lights. 161 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,420 - Well it looks good. 162 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,940 I like the color they chose for it. 163 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:12,940 - Yeah, yeah, I really do too. 164 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,860 - Oh my god, we check out the other rooms. 165 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,420 I'm kinda parched, doesn't your service 166 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,700 normally offer like refreshments or something? 167 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,500 - You know what, I do, I have some things in the kitchen, 168 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,100 would you like to come with me to see them? 169 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,540 - By all means. - Okay. 170 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,300 - Oh, it's definitely very spacious. 171 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,740 - It is, why don't you come over here and relax. 172 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:34,580 - Yeah, sure. 173 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:40,060 Tell me, what's the deal with the lights? 174 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,700 Are those new, are those new fixtures up here? 175 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:45,260 - Yeah, these are new light fixtures actually. 176 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:48,660 They were just put in a couple weeks ago. 177 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,300 These are new lighting fixtures, 178 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:54,340 and yeah, the ceiling was also redone in here as well. 179 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:58,460 And they also put some crown molding around the edges. 180 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,860 It's really pretty. 181 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:03,180 - Tell me, the floors, do you think I should keep those tiles 182 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:04,220 or replace them? 183 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,500 - Well the floors were just put in, 184 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,580 but you know, once you buy the house, 185 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,820 if you wanna replace it, you definitely can. 186 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:14,420 - I mean, I'm thinking about it. 187 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:20,620 So new crown molding, brand new, how recent? 188 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,980 - Very recent. - Yeah? 189 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,700 - Very recent, yeah. 190 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,140 I think maybe we did the ceiling, 191 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,060 they put in the molding as well. 192 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:28,460 - Okay, but what about the windows? 193 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,260 So are those impact resistant, 194 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,700 or do I need to get shutters for them? 195 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,100 - They're impact resistant, yeah, 196 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,500 you definitely won't be needing shutters. 197 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,500 - Okay, so hard to prove? 198 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,340 - Yeah. 199 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:44,300 - Okay, I mean it's nice, I like it. 200 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:49,300 It's, I like the open floor setting. 201 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,340 - Yeah, yeah, open floor plan, as you can see, 202 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:56,340 the backsplash is marble, and the countertop is also marble. 203 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,940 And it has the stainless steel appliances, 204 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:06,940 brand new refrigerator, dishwasher, and stuff. 205 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,980 - Wow, lots of updates. 206 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:13,460 Is there a reason for the updates at all? 207 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:18,020 - Well, they're trying to sell the house, so. 208 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,580 - Oh, I guess it's fair enough. 209 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:22,420 - Yeah, I just got that just today actually. 210 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:30,300 - It's got a sort of tang to it, what is this? 211 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,620 - Oh, it's a grape, sparkling grape. 212 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,220 - Grape? - Yeah. 213 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,740 - Are you out of your mind, I'm a little bit great. 214 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,860 - You're so sweet. - You trying to lose the deal? 215 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:44,340 - I know, don't worry, I'll clean that up. 216 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:49,340 - Yeah, you will, jeez, I'm so frazzled now. 217 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,180 You know, just clean that up, okay? 218 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,300 - Okay, just stay calm, you know, 219 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:00,100 there's no need to get worked up. 220 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:03,900 - Oh my god, I can't believe I did that. 221 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:07,540 I'm so sorry, Nicky, I should have checked with you 222 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,100 to see if you had allergies, 223 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,500 I should have asked, I was just so excited 224 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,820 to get this sale and, you know, Jeff told me 225 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:18,700 that you were a really cool dude, and it's cool, 226 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,540 everything's fine. 227 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,500 - I mean, what if I got sick, and you would've had 228 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,140 a whole other problem in your hands. 229 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,780 - You're right, but you're not sick, everything's fine. 230 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:29,140 - Oh my goodness. 231 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,380 - Yeah, like I said, I'm sorry, 232 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:33,260 I was really dumb for me to do that. 233 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:38,260 - Oh, say so, yeah. - I didn't realize that 234 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:42,020 you were allergic, and if you just give me an opportunity 235 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:44,740 to make it, right, I'm sure that I can. 236 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:47,540 And as you can see, it's not staining the floors. 237 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,540 I mean, that's gonna be a very easy mess to clean up. 238 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,740 A little bit of warm water and some soap, 239 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:56,420 and it'll clean right up, so good for floors. 240 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:59,040 - Yeah, the floors definitely are keeping 241 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,860 from staining pretty well. 242 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,740 Well, take your shirt off. 243 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,100 - What? - Take your shirt off. 244 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,620 - You wanna make this right, take your shirt off. 245 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:13,020 - Right, right, yeah, yeah, no I do, okay. 246 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:15,980 Do you think this will help? 247 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,620 - It's a really close call. 248 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:24,120 Had me really nervous there. 249 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,340 You're gonna wanna use it to clean the floor itself. 250 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,120 I hope you don't really like that shirt. 251 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,560 - I do like that shirt. - Well, you know, 252 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,860 maybe that doesn't stain just like the floor, so. 253 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,180 - Yeah, you might be right about that, 254 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:50,180 and also you can see from the beautiful view 255 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,180 of the backyard, by the way, that has a-- 256 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,280 - That's cool. - Yeah, lots of trees 257 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:02,280 in the back, and you could have a nice meal in here 258 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:07,780 and then go outside in the patio and enjoy your food. 259 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,220 - That's good, that's good. 260 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:17,860 So, you think the pavers out in the backyard would stain? 261 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,260 - I don't wanna find out what's going on with anything else. 262 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,820 That's fine. - Right, yeah, yeah, so. 263 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,740 I mean, I guess you probably need to get to it. 264 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,580 I mean, how long can that stuff stay on the floor 265 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:33,860 until it does? 266 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,860 I mean, eventually, it's probably gonna work, 267 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,420 if you just keep it wet like that. 268 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,940 - Yeah, no, you're right. 269 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:43,940 I'm definitely gonna be getting something, wait, my shirt? 270 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,540 - Yeah, your shirt would be perfect. 271 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,260 - To clean up the mess? 272 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,680 - Yes, to clean up the mess. 273 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,500 It's the same color, so, you know, 274 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,700 you're not gonna notice anything anyway, so. 275 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,740 Come on, chopped up. 276 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,420 (door thudding) 277 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:07,260 Let me just get down here and get right on that. 278 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:11,660 You can see the floor is actually sealed, so. 279 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,820 - Yeah, I hope that doesn't work the tiles. 280 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,360 - No, no, it's coming right up. 281 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,420 - All right. - It's coming, 282 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:24,060 you can see pretty easily actually. 283 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,380 Not so hard to do at all. 284 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,940 - That's fortunate, 'cause I wanna buy a house, 285 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,900 I already have some issues with it. 286 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,900 - No, never. 287 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:38,580 - So, tell me, how many people do you think 288 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:43,040 I could fit in this house, like for my parties? 289 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:48,040 - Um, well, for parties, about 50 people. 290 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,220 - 50? - Yeah. 291 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,920 - Is that it? - Is that it? 292 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:56,200 - I mean, I like to have my parties and, 293 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,760 you can be pretty high profile sometimes, so. 294 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,900 - Oh really? - I mean sometimes, yeah, so like. 295 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,440 - Well, yeah, I don't think you're gonna have any issues. 296 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,440 The old people around here took their hearing aids out, 297 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,880 so they don't hear much at night. 298 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,720 - Really? - Yeah. 299 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,360 - Okay, so I shouldn't get, 300 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,480 no one's complaining, right? 301 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,320 - Um, I don't think so. 302 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,700 I haven't heard anything about that happening, though. 303 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:30,540 - Hmm, all right, so 50 plus, would we say 50, 304 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,920 what would we say, like 100? 305 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,720 - 100? - What if I want 100 people here? 306 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:42,720 - If you want 100 people here, I mean, yeah, in theory, 307 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,580 you could have 100 people here, but I don't really know 308 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,940 if you're gonna park all those cars, 309 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,820 because they don't allow that much parking 310 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:53,180 inside the neighborhood, it would have to be off the street. 311 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,900 - Is there no street parking here? 312 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,220 - There is street parking, there's just 100 cars, 313 00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,980 and a lot of cars. (laughing) 314 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:04,020 - I'll tell people to park here. 315 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,940 - Okay, yeah, are you planning on having lots of parties? 316 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,060 Or just like an occasional party? 317 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,020 - Lots of parties. 318 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,720 You know, I am a successful bachelor, so. 319 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,140 - That's true, yeah. 320 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,620 I mean, when I heard that you worked with Jeff, 321 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,780 I knew right away that, you know, you were gonna, 322 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,560 this was gonna be a good idea for us to meet, 323 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,860 so you can see the house, and take a passing 324 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:31,580 to the neighborhood, it's a really nice neighborhood. 325 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:37,220 Lots of parks, and there's actually a dog park too. 326 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,460 - Yeah. 327 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,940 - Well, I don't have a dog. 328 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,640 - Oh. (laughing) 329 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,100 Well, now that you're gonna have a house, 330 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,020 maybe you can think about getting one. 331 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:46,860 - I guess. 332 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,980 I don't know, dogs are really gross. 333 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,060 Dogs are really nice, I don't know, you know. 334 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:58,460 - Yeah, dogs can be messy, but they're really good companions. 335 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:04,460 But Nick, would you just mind going out 336 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,700 some paperwork for me real quick? 337 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,900 - All right, let's get that all worked. 338 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:08,740 - Yeah. 339 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,340 - Take your shoes off, all right? 340 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:12,620 Oh, what'd you slip me now, you did spill after all. 341 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,700 - I know, I did. 342 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,280 (laughing) 343 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,700 - There you go. 344 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,020 - Wait, I thought I was gonna fill out paperwork. 345 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,540 - I'm working on it right now. 346 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,700 Let's see, name, Mickey Rattle, 347 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,400 number, number four, five, five, five, six, seven, three, 348 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:59,860 okay, dress, 22, spooner on, 349 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,880 looks all in order, doesn't make sense. 350 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,080 All this information would be needed, huh? 351 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,040 FHA, number four, okay, yeah. 352 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,480 Okay, all right. 353 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,720 (mumbling) 354 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:37,680 okay 355 00:18:54,160 --> 00:19:11,880 oh not at all no we could this is gonna be your home one day maybe right that'll be nice 356 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:27,400 I mean it is a good neighborhood I guess uh fine details 357 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:37,880 I definitely want that as a preferred interest rate 358 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:49,380 alright, how much am I approved for? 359 00:19:49,380 --> 00:20:16,680 is this a homestead property or a commercial property? or a secondary? okay um... yeah I mean, that just all filled out so... 360 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:23,680 just thinking um, we could check out some more of the house? 361 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:31,680 just make sure... okay yeah so it looks like I've got everything about an order here? 362 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:52,680 um, thanks let me just make sure... what's your name, kind of dress, employment... um just to make sure that all of this is correct could you just double check it for me real quick? yeah sure. okay... 363 00:20:52,680 --> 00:21:03,680 um, the work history and everything... your dresses, right? your phone number? 364 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:25,680 right, reviewing everything, don't worry... no stone unturned... you just want to make sure you get all the review... right... 365 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:44,680 you know what it looks like if I raise the order? you want to take another look? could you just double check that real quick? yeah sure... 366 00:21:44,680 --> 00:22:05,680 yeah... yeah I think that's... hold on... it's like everything is about an order... 367 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:25,680 okay yeah that should be good... okay... okay now you can review this for me one more time yeah? everything looks like it's probably really good... let's see... 368 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:40,680 this fell down... and this fell down... yeah, so were you interested in purchasing the property? yeah I think so but why don't we go ahead and check out the rest of the house, they know there's a bedroom to check out right? 369 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:56,680 yeah yeah there's still the other bedroom of course... alright so let's go check it out... okay... don't forget that... 370 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:05,680 so Nick what do you think of the room? is it up to par? I mean it looks nice but honestly we got to test the bed out... let me get myself comfortable... 371 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:26,680 test the bed out? is that gonna convince you that this is a good purchase? yeah if I know it's not gonna break down on me... okay yeah... so you know we're gonna test it out, we're gonna see if it breaks down... does it come with the place? 372 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:43,680 does it come with it? you know I could probably work out a deal with the owners... let's see how it handles itself... okay let me just get my phone and make sure I don't forget it... I've gotta do some work though... I didn't know our meeting was gonna last so long... 373 00:23:43,680 --> 00:24:04,680 you're really wet aren't you? mm-hmm I think we can get the homeowner on the phone right now... I'm gonna give him a call... 374 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:31,680 hello? hi! hi mr. Johnson how are you today? oh really how's your wife? oh that's wonderful... mm-hmm yeah... yeah I agree, I 110% agree... 375 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:51,680 mm-hmm yes yes everything's been going really great for me as well thank you for asking... mm-hmm mm yes yeah the weather has been really nice... so warm... no I love it... oh really... this guy's such a talker... 376 00:24:51,680 --> 00:25:17,680 of course yeah uh-huh uh-huh yeah uh-huh oh yeah that's perfect yeah um well I'm here with the buyer, prospective buyer right now, Nikki Rebel, and um he just had some questions for you if you just had a quick minute to answer them... 377 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:44,680 oh my god... he talks so much... mm-hmm... mm-hmm yeah yeah he wants to know if the furniture... comes with the house... yeah... 378 00:25:44,680 --> 00:26:05,680 okay anything's negotiable? oh yeah sure everything's negotiable... um yeah yeah he's willing to negotiate... mm-hmm... oh yeah me oh no just been walking around all day... 379 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:30,680 it's a big house... oh yeah sir of course yeah he's willing to negotiate on the furniture for sure... what pieces were you interested in? oh I mean possibly this bed... um the bed... um Nikki the homeowner said that he'd be willing to sell you the bed... 380 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:53,680 if you if you um if you buy all the other furniture as well for 12,000 oh really yeah for 12,000 I mean I guess I understand the negotiation I get it... yeah so I understand and I agree... yeah yeah so he's willing to do it... 381 00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:21,680 yes uh-huh yeah of course I understand... yes... mm-hmm yeah uh-huh... yeah right away of course of course mm-hmm no we'll get right on that... yeah... yeah... uh-huh... 382 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:40,680 of course yes sir that's very funny mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah oh yeah no I would love to show your other house actually that would be really great... uh-huh... thank you you're too kind... 383 00:27:40,680 --> 00:28:06,680 um you send me the pictures and I will take a look at the other properties yes yes I hope you have a wonderful day... thank you again for the opportunity... yeah why don't you get on top of me... okay... just really test this bed out okay... yeah I just have to make a couple more calls... do what you gotta do... or I have to send a text actually... 384 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:30,680 let's see... um... mm-hmm... yeah what's in that... um... the bed seems to be fairing pretty well... yeah it is it is and I think the comforter is actually new... 385 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:59,680 what do you think good bed... yeah so far I really like it... is it worth all the furniture in the house so... yeah I think it would be because you know it's already here... 386 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:28,680 it comes fully furnished... well I guess we'll probably have to try the other beds too... yeah I just have to send a couple more messages... are these all new ceiling fixtures? um... like the lights? yeah... 387 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:49,680 yeah I think they are actually... these are actually called recessed lights not fixtures... I mean... potato potato... um so do you think you're interested in actually purchasing the house because some of your questions are getting kind of silly... 388 00:29:49,680 --> 00:30:18,680 I mean I want to make sure I'm happy with the house when I buy it... oh right of course... and so far you're happy right... I mean so far I'm relatively satisfied... relatively satisfied... okay well I think um... once you get the furniture that's really going to you know just add to the overall value of the house... right that's true... yeah... 389 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:37,680 I do like value to my houses... uh huh... um... 390 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:54,680 I'm just not sure if I might want to repaint these walls though... yeah you could definitely do a different paint job you know I think they went with a darker color to kind of go with the furniture but um you know you can change it to whatever color you want... 391 00:30:54,680 --> 00:31:23,680 I don't want to fuck with the Feng Shui or the color with the furniture... maybe I will need to get rid of the furniture... yeah... um... so I have another question... uh huh... what does the HOA feel about 18 wheelers? 18 wheelers? big trucks yeah... why do you need to know that? well because I drive an 18 wheeler so I want to make sure I can park it here... 392 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:52,680 really? yeah... oh you never told me that... uh huh... are they okay with big trucks? um... you know I have to check... I don't see why it would be against the rules... it would just be the one right? I mean I have a couple... you have a couple 18 wheelers? yeah I like big trucks... I can't lie... um... well... you know... this is getting a little more ridiculous like as it goes on... 393 00:31:52,680 --> 00:32:14,680 I mean 18 wheelers? 15 people for a house party? yeah... okay... well yeah I don't think that would be a problem... oh thank goodness... it's really important... I mean I need to be able to park... that's true you do need to be able to park your giant truck... 394 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:43,680 yeah well... I think maybe putting a pool in the backyard... oh yeah... I need to worry about permits... permits? yeah... you're going to have to worry about a couple of different permits but I'm sure I can look into that for you... it's not going to cost a lot of money is it? just for the pool? well yeah I think putting in a pool does cost a lot of money... okay okay... oh yes... 395 00:32:43,680 --> 00:33:10,680 how much do you think a pool is going to run me here? um I think a pool will probably run you about 120k... 120k? yeah... it's a little expensive around here because of the zoning... right it's pretty steep... it is a little steep but you know... I think you'll like having a pool... right... I guess... 396 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:25,680 looks like you're enjoying testing out this bed... 397 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:51,680 yeah... 398 00:33:51,680 --> 00:34:13,680 oh I'm gonna come... oh fuck I'm gonna come... oh yes... oh my god... yes... oh yes... 399 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:35,680 this is so good... oh yes... oh yes... oh my god... are you gonna come? 400 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,800 - Wake you up-- 401 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,880 - You gotUE to do. 402 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,880 Oh, my gosh. 403 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,160 That's it, that's it. 404 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,600 - All right, all you gotta do is just keep your bones 405 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,880 in a play, don't give up. 406 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,580 Keep your bones in a play. 407 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,540 You just gotta resist all the resulting forces, 408 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:55,820 all of the other forces. 409 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,520 I know, right, all of the other forces. 410 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,580 All right, all you've gotta do, 411 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,320 just keep your bones in the play. 412 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,360 Don't give up. 413 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:06,340 - I'm here, don't be shy. 414 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,180 Oh, fuck. 415 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,320 Oh, shit. 416 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:16,140 (groaning) 417 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:24,940 - Oh, my God. 418 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:28,020 Ah, fuck. 419 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,160 - I mean, if this doesn't fix the bed. 420 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,000 (groaning) 421 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,380 - You should come to one of my parties. 422 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,200 - Yeah, yeah, I should. 423 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,860 - Yeah, you should. 424 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:59,640 - Oh, yeah, well, you say you're gonna buy the house? 425 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,860 - I'm thinking really strongly about it, yeah. 426 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:06,220 - Okay, yeah, if you buy the house, I would love 427 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:08,560 to come to one of your parties. 428 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,800 (groaning) 429 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,600 Fuck. 430 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:22,140 - Yeah, fuck you, right back. 431 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,380 - Well, it's a nice house. 432 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,220 - Yeah. 433 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,160 - It's such a nice house. 434 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,720 - Yeah, it's a nice one. 435 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,040 - Yeah, so, you thinking about buying it? 436 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,960 You're gonna buy it? 437 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,160 - I mean, I want to. 438 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,000 - Yeah. 439 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,180 - I really do. 440 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,640 - Oh, yeah. 441 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,000 - But like, to be totally honest, this house is way 442 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,840 over my budget. 443 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,840 - It's over your budget? 444 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,680 What do you mean? 445 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,080 - It's way over my budget. 446 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,400 - Like with the furniture? 447 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,960 - Like with everything, just the house, 448 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,800 just the furniture. 449 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,380 - What do you mean? 450 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,200 - Just. 451 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,040 - What are you talking about? 452 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,640 - I can't afford this place. - You can't afford this place? 453 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,480 - No way. 454 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,600 - You can't afford this house? 455 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,440 - No way. 456 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,600 - You brokeie. 457 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,880 You dusty. 458 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,040 I can't believe it. 459 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,920 You've been having me show you this place 460 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,480 and you can't even afford it? 461 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,040 - I mean, I would love to afford it. 462 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,960 - Oh my God. 463 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,020 - I mean, it's been a pretty nice house tour. 464 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,180 - Oh my God. 465 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,120 Jesus Christ, what am I gonna do? 466 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,580 What am I gonna tell the homeowner? 467 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,240 (sighing) 468 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,840 My God, you know what? 469 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,680 Do you know what? 470 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,520 Are you almost done? 471 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,340 - I'm almost done, yeah. - You wanna finish? 472 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,560 Oh right, okay. 473 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,840 You need to literally get out of here. 474 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,220 You need to get out of this house. 475 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,880 - Okay, okay, well let me just finish up. 476 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,520 - Oh my God, I can't believe this. 477 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,280 Jesus Christ, could you just hurry up and finish already? 478 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,480 - Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there. 479 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,020 - Oh my God, I can't believe. 480 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:55,120 I'm gonna tell my boss what a broke loser you are. 481 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,120 Complete and total dustiness. 482 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,360 I mean, I have bills to pay, you know? 483 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,560 I've got bills to pay and here you are making me think 484 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,640 that you have money and you don't. 485 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,880 You know what, give me my phone. 486 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,920 I need to call my boss. 487 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,080 I literally need to call him right now. 488 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,940 Jesus Christ, oh my God. - Find your phone. 489 00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:15,120 Chill out. - Oh my God, 490 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,520 I cannot wait to tell my boss 491 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,580 that you're a broke liar, a loser. 492 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,600 I mean, do you even have a job? 493 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,580 - Yeah, I got a couple of them. 494 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,000 - A couple? 495 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,320 Oh, fuck, look, can you just hand me my phone? 496 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,160 - Your phone? 497 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,620 - Yeah, my phone. - Hang on. 498 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,440 - You broke and slow. 499 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,480 Jesus fucking Christ. - Yeah, I'm coming. 500 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,400 - Yeah, yeah, Jesus. 501 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,760 Just call him. 502 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,780 Hello? 503 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,760 Sir, yeah, you're not gonna believe this. 504 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,760 The guy, Nicky Rubble. 505 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,500 Yeah, no, Nicky Brokey. 506 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,520 Dude doesn't even have a fucking job. 507 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,360 - I have a job? - He's been having 508 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,920 show around this house for hours. 509 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,080 - I have a couple of jobs. 510 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,560 - You do, what's your job? 511 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,800 - One of them, I'm a valet driver. 512 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,360 - He's a valet, he parks cars for a living. 513 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,800 No, he's trying to-- - People trust me 514 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,840 with their cars. - Seriously? 515 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,260 $12,000 furniture? 516 00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:17,840 $12,000 furniture, sir, please get me Tyler, 517 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,600 get me Ron, get me any of the other perspective buyers 518 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,320 that are actually serious and have money. 519 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,320 - Hey, you had fun though. 520 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,080 - Oh my God, could you just come, please? 521 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:30,920 - Fuck. 522 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,120 - No, sir. 523 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,320 - Fuck. 524 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,240 - All right, I'll wait for you. 525 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,080 Okay, bye. 526 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,040 Oh my God, I can't believe this. 527 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,280 Jesus. - Oh, there you go. 528 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,960 - Kimberly, you're broke. 529 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,040 - I'm not broke, I just can't afford this house. 530 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,240 - Oh my God, why are you here right now? 531 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,580 - Oh fuck. - Here you go. 532 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,360 - Well, you think maybe you can show me 533 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,200 the rest of the house? 534 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,680 - Show you the rest of the house, dude! 535 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,680 Get out! - Okay, all right. 536 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,080 Okay. - Fuck! 537 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,160 - Thanks for the tour. - Yeah, thanks for the tour. 538 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,660 image. 539 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,240 (upbeat music) 540 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:24,240 [BLANK_AUDIO] 43209

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