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Out of the way, grandpa.
I got a major withdrawal
to make.
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Oh!
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> What do you have that's
nonfat with less than 3% sugar?
> Napkins.
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What about you, kid?
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> I'm about to go rocky road.
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> Hit it.
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> Your cash request has been denied.
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> Ohh! Unh!
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> Where do you think
you're going?
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Good work, Ben.
> Oh, yeah.
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I'm ready for anything. Bring it on.
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What's next?
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> We're heading off to see
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your Aunt Vera for the weekend.
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> Aw, boring old aunt Vera?
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¶
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> When aunt vera said she
wanted to move away from it
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all, she really meant it.
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> Oh, man.
This summer was supposed to be
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About f-u-n, not hanging out in
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some old lady's place.
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> I like aunt Vera.
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> Duh.
That's because you act like
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you're 100 years old.
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> It's been years since I've
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seen max and the kids.
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I'm not sure I'll even
recognize them.
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Stop by and say hello.
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> I'd like that.
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Ohh! Help me-mm-
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> This is gonna be so boring.
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Their idea of excitement in
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this place is probably watching
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the grass grow.
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Whoa!
Did you see that?
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> See what?
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The heat must be frying that
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pea-sized brain of yours.
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> Seriously, why do old people
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have to live where it's so hot?
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Hey!
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> Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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> Huh, they really make you
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feel welcome here.
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> Just watch your cheeks.
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Vera's a pincher.
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> Max.
> Vera.
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> I can't believe you're
finally here.
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And look at you two.
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So grown up!
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> Ow.
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> Ow.
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> Come on in.
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I can't wait to chew the fat
with all of you.
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> Ugh.
Why do old people's houses
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always smell like somebody's
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cooking socks or something?
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> Oh, Vera, this is delicious.
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Now, what are these brown
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chunks in the mold?
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> Pork chops.
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And the white parts are
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cauliflower.
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So, Ben, what have you been
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doing so far this summer?
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> Dealing with
alien life forms.
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> Oh, you.
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> Aunt vera, is that a stuffed
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red-billed north american
chickadee?
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> Ohh! How perceptive, Gwen.
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And did you know the song of
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the red-billed north american
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chickadee is actually...
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> a call indicating alarm or
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excitement?
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> I am totally stuffed.
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> Ben, would you like
some candy?
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> Now we're talking.
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Ugh!
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Coffee as a candy?
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Is this some kind of joke?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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It's attack of the old people.
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I got to get out of here.
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> And this one is a Valentiana.
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Can you hear the ocean?
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> Loser.
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Loser.
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Ha ha ha!
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> Ben?
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> See you.
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Wouldn't want to be you.
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There has to be something fun
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to do around here.
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Hello.
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Mm. Apple pie.
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Ecch.
No way.
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Ninja old people.
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Wonder what Mr. Friendly's
up to.
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This place just keeps getting
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Weirder by the minute.
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Aah!
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I didn't see your face suddenly
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pop on the back of your head.
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I swear.
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What kind of vitamins are these
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freaky old people taking?
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Come on.
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Let me go!
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> Fore!
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No!
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Aah!
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Ok. What just happened here?
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Grandpa, Gwen!
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> Shh.
Your Aunt Vera's in bed.
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> Seriously?
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It's, like, only 6:30.
Never mind.
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Listen.
This whole place is way
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creepier than I thought.
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First, this old lady runs up a
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wall and then munches a fly.
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Then Marty, that weird
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next-door neighbor, is an E.T.
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or something with a face in the
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Back of his head and these
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long, sticky arms, and this body
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that oozed right through this
gate, and-
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> Ben, you snuck out.
Aunt Vera was hurt.
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> Eh, she's old.
She'll forget.
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Ok. I say I go four arms, and we
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check out Marty's apartment.
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> Well, maybe we should do
Some investigating,
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but you stay as you are.
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Us old fogies don't forget
as much as you think.
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> You know, ever since you've
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had that watch, you're like a
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magnet for the weird.
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> You're right.
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> Very funny.
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> Hello?
Anyone home?
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> Well, nothing here seems
out of whack.
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> Except for what he rolled up
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in his rug that was right here.
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> You two sleep well.
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I'll be in the guest room
if you need me.
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> But, Grandpa-
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> There's nothing more we can
do tonight.
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I'm going for an early walk in
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the morning, but once I'm back,
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we'll check things out again.
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Now, get some rest.
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> Prune juice, prune juice,
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And, oh, what a surprise,
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more prune juice.
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Why does it seem old people
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were always old?
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> Morning, Aunt Vera.
How'd you sleep?
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> Just fine.
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How about you?
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> Fine, Aunt Vera.
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> I made you some coffee.
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Sorry!
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> Clean it up!
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Clean it up right now!
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> I'm sorry.
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> Where did your
grandfather go?
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> He said he was going for an
early walk.
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> Well, behave yourselves.
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I'll be back soon.
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> She's totally one of them.
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> One of what?
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> Whatever's possessing
these old people.
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Something or someone's got to
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Aunt vera and who knows how
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many other of the fossils
around here.
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> So, where we headed,
Sherlock?
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> We need to get to that
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trapdoor by the dumpster.
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> Is the food supply ready
for transport?
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> The pods are in the final
stages of gestation.
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What about the young ones?
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> Too chewy.
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They need to age more before
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they get nice and tender.
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> I'm not talking about eating.
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The boy suspects too much.
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> It's right over there.
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> Just follow
the disgusting smell.
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Duck!
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> Run!
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> Guys, what's going on?
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> They're everywhere!
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> I know.
Come here.
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I'll protect you.
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> Let's get out of here.
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> Oh, this is not good.
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No!
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> Come on.
The trapdoor.
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> Unh!
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> Got it.
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That's scary.
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I'm starting to speak mutt.
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Whoa!
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Does the expression "look
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before you leap" mean anything
to you?
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Move it!
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These tunnels must go under
the whole complex.
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Aah!
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> You wouldn't want to hurt
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old Grandpa Max, now, would you?
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> Hey, short, dumb, and hairy,
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rule one, he's not Grandpa.
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He's an alien freak.
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and that leads to rule two,
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which is we kick alien butt.
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What?
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Whoa! You don't come
with seat belts!
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Remember?
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Look out!
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Hey, freak show, what do I look
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like, a crash-test dummy?
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> Listen. I don't know
what it is, but I
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picked up some kind
of scent in Here.
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> It's like everyone in
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retirement village has been
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podded up.
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> Grandpa.
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> Oh, I was out for a walk,
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and then, oh, I can't remember
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what happened next.
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> I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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> Well, you're not me.
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> Not yet I'm not.
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>You can fill me in later.
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> Look what's back here.
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> Their ship.
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> They found it.
We can't let them out.
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> Get the pods on board.
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They've been marinating
long enough.
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> Marinating?
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> They've got Aunt Vera.
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> You guys really burn me up.
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Now I'm going to return
the favor.
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> Whatever you are, you just
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made a terrible mistake.
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Us limaxes live for the heat.
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Why do you think we came to the
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desert in the summer?
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> They hate water!
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Aunt vera when she
was in the kitchen.
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> Or Marty when I was
on the golf cart.
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See you, slime ball.
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> Sorry. There's no
dry-thru service here.
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We should put them all back in
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their condos so they'll think
they never left.
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> That could take hours.
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> Give me a few minutes. I'll
see if accelerate can help out.
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> Don't be strangers.
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> We won't.
> Bye, Aunt Vera.
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> Bye, dear.
Oh, this is for the road.
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Ben told me how much you liked
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my gelatin mold.
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This one's lime with chunks of
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grouper and chickpeas.
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> Uh, thanks.
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> I'm sorry, Ben, if there
wasn't enough excitement here
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for you. I hope you weren't
bored to tears.
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> Actually, it turned out
better than I thought.
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> I'm glad.
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Well, have fun on the road.
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> I will.
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> Oh, and, Ben, keep up the
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good work dealing with all
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those aliens you were telling
me about.
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> You're kidding, right?
> Of course, dear.18057
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