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Slime is all that
humanity needs.

It invigorates and cleanses the body.

We don't need more.

Vegetables are pure.

It grows slowly in the earth.

The horses eat the vegetables.

If we eat the vegetables, what
should the horses eat?

Do we really want to see
them starve to death

as victims of our impatience
and voracity?

We are no longer allowed to eat the vegetables.

In the old days we had the
option to eat it.

But because of our sins
and evil thoughts

we overdid it.

I love you!

A poet once said:

"How modest, simple
and clear it was,"

"on the day of my enlightenment."

Welcome together

we are today in front of the presidential
palace of the great slime,

where the general will give her speech in a few moments
.

The holy mares,
little tears of innocence,

are here to wrap ourselves in purity.

Bless us, you holy mares!

Keep adversity away and let our lives
shine with dignity and glory.

Now are the members of the government.

The Minister of Economic Affairs,
the Minister of Defense

and of course the minister of horses.

All the ministers are here
to hear the general.

And these are the
doomed of the month

whose execution will take place during the
ceremony.

From month to month there are
fewer, the country is cleaning itself.

And yet there are still some to
be executed.

And here she comes, our
Colonelle Bübünne XVII!

She greets the cheering crowd.

She is accompanied by
her adjutant Zonia.

Ah, die Colonelle.

See how acclaimed
and popular it is.

And now she's finally coming,
here is the general,

our beloved Bübünne XVI ..

Here she is, always loyal,
always at her post,

a love story with the people that
has been going on for 34 years.

She will begin your address with a
traditional poem.

"Oh little horses, you combed the land
in freedom"

"and help the mob."

"You browse the bad
thoughts, oh horse!"

"Help the mob
and alleviate their suffering!"

"Men, stand up!"

"We don't let the Bübünnen
sluts dictate our lives!"

Who wrote that?
This is blasphemy.

Blasphemy ... look in your pocket!

I made it just for
you in the factory today so you look good.

Wow, that's great!

My great mom.

I hate this hole. Today
four women have made proposals to you again.

And what did you say?
- They're offering me huge sums.

And what did you say?
- Certainly not.

I've heard foreign powers

to defend viciousness, slavery
and sodomy.

You say,

that in the democratic people
's republic of Bübünne

the men have no rights.

Here, try it.
- When I hear these lies

these crimes,

then I think of my mother

and my mother's mother

and the mother of my mother's mother

and her mother, and her mother,

and of the troubles
they went through

to maintain the simple teaching of
Bübünne I.

"Get married, eat the slime"

"and pray to the horses
to purify your hearts!"

You bitch! You lesbian!

You lousy dictator,
you are worse than Hitler!

Go to hell!

You have lice in your hair.
- But no.

Yes, I'll buy shampoo
for you.

Is not necessary.
- Believe me, it doesn't smell too good.

But only after your
lessons with Julin.

Yes, Mom.

Here.

And take a look at
the new veil egg.

First class families,

Families of the mob,

with a heavy heart and full of emotions

I am speaking to you today.

The great holy mares
spoke to me tonight and said:

"General, if you want granddaughters,"

" Is n't it about time
your daughter became a general?"

"But first she has to choose her Big
Dödel and marry her."

Thus said the holy mares:

"It's time you started preparing the Big
Bübünnerie Ball,"

"for your daughter and every
single man in the country!"

Holy horse, speak to
me. My soul is pure.

Get rid of my sins. The
Colonelle should choose me.

Say I'm pretty enough
to be Big Duck ...

Holy horse, speak to
me. My soul is pure.

Get rid of my sins. The
Colonelle should choose me.

Say I'm pretty enough that ...

I heard the horse!
- What?

I swear it told me
who's going to be Big Dödel!

Tell me who is it

It will be you, Vergio!
You my big brother

You're the one!
- Oh boy!

Nobody can know,
only the omniscient little horses.

It said that we both
go to the ball and that I can find a wife there too.

Ah, Jacky. Is everything ready?

Hello cousins. Well Juto,
do we have visions?

Oh yeah.
- To lie to the horses,

is blasphemy, by the way.
- But I'm not lying at all.

How are you?
- Buebünne, everything's okay.

And your mother, my aunt?

Bübünne, Mama is fine, Bübünne.
And your mother and your father?

We are all Bübünne. It's
best not to ask about your father at all.

He's in the land of horses.

May he rest in peace on the great
prairie of holy horses.

Bübünne.
- Bübünne.

Great, the big Bübünnerie Ball.
You're going to try your luck, won't you?

Sure, of course. Do not you?
- But.

There is only one every century.

Besides, he is the chosen one.
- The Colonelle picks.

And she will choose me. I hope so,
provided the horses allow it.

Jacky is hot right?
- Yeah, I'll marry him.

No, he's mine!
- But it doesn't matter

because Vergio looks better and
that's why the Colonelle will choose him.

We'll only have Jacky.

If I marry the Colonelle,
I'll hang you there. Go away!

Hey Jacky! They're just kids.

Hey, are you going to buy a new veil egg?
Yours already has holes.

No, they're ugly.
They definitely suit you.

"No, they're ugly.
They'll definitely suit you."

And that one?

They're made of a beautiful fabric.

Yes, they are beautiful,
but far too expensive.

Right, they are beautiful. I take
one. Do you want one too, Juto?

Oh yeah. They
are not really expensive at all.

A veil for Vergio

and one for Juto.

Let's try them on.
- Oh no, it doesn't matter.

If they don't suit us
, we just don't put them on.

Uh, a pen and paper please. I am
learning the art of writing.

Few boys do that.

Oh, you write those leaflets
about men who want to kill women?

So this is really blasphemery now!

Are you in the newspaper?
- For letters to the editor:

"A poem from the village of Museau,
by Vergio Pondina."

This is me.
- "Ode to the evening horse."

"Your mane, I think it is velvety,"
"your look that delights me,"

"your nostrils whispering happily,"
"your hooves, so fine and so small."

Mom taught me to write.
She's proud when I'm in the papers.

Now don't look so gloomy.
You are my favorite

For me you are the most beautiful
in the whole country.

I am thinking of you every day.
- Ah really good.

Even when I'm in bed.
- Blasphemy!

Take the box with the
boots to Mrs. Pruneau.

Stupid cow.
- 12 stages.

12 stages.
- Tell me, Jacky,

Your mother
rejected me again . It's getting annoying.

She just doesn't want to
marry me . No idea why.

Don't you like my daughter She
even has a moped, not many have that.

You don't have to come here every day
if you don't like it!

I could eat you.
- yes, me you too,

but now you have to go
Go home cousin!

When will we meet again?

When I get in touch with you.

Put on a veil!

What is it?

My cousin was here, so what?
- How many cousins do you have?

There are always cousins here.
- Yes, yes, that's true.

I have a big family.

It consists only of women.

But even with cousins
you should wear a veil.

Look, you have to put a triangle
in the E. Come on!

Hear this!

Listening to sounds is blasphemy.

"Listening to sounds is blasphemy."

Just like eating vegetables.
For us, that's the slime.

Now listen to me:
people abroad eat spinach,

listen to music and eat meat.
Sometimes there is even fish.

Do you know what fish is?

Relax a little,
we'll be leaving soon anyway.

Actually, I wanted to tell you that ...
- Read me your poem for today!

"Horse so beautiful,
horse so fine,"

"Little horse so pure. My fate
should be in your hooves."

We had agreed
to write about other topics , no longer about horses.

You keep talking
about freedom of expression

But you don't like everything I say

Nobody abroad worships horses,
how often do I have to tell you that!

That's exactly what I wanted to tell you, Julin.
I don't want to go abroad with you anymore.

What? I'll get
the exit papers soon!

So what?
- So what?

What would your father say
if he were still alive?

He really wanted to go abroad.
And he left you a treasure.

There is
no treasure in this hole !

You are very much mistaken. There is one.
- Then show it to me!

Do you think i'm lying?
Is it that far?

I would rather go to the
Große Bübünnerie ball .

I want to be the Colonelle's big dick
and have lots of girls with her.

Are you kidding me

Not at all. You always say
I should be my own commander.

And I do that now.
- Well, get out of here, then I'll go alone!

I preferred your father anyway.
- Can I still have the treasure

if we don't see each other now

After "The Three Little Horses of the North"

now experience Bradi Vune
together with Mit Kronk,

in his first dramatic role.

"The fascination of the horse" -

a series that will fascinate you,

from tomorrow evening.

Oh my Jacky, I am so
sad. I feel old.

But mom ...

Once you’re the Big Dödel and you
live in the palace, you’ll forget about me.

You will forget your old mother,
I am sure of that.

Maybe the
Colonelle won't vote for me at all.

All women are crazy about you.
Why should the Colonelle be any different?

Should she choose me, you would stay
with us in the palace.

And you would
teach your granddaughters to shoot.

Jacky, you are a good boy.

I'll take care of everything, mom.
I will be my own commander.

Was Julin happy about the Bübünnerie?

Uh, yeah, very much.

He's such a good one and has
always taken care of you.

How sad he was when
your father died.

I still remember exactly when
your father's heart stopped beating.

We just made you
, he came and ...

Horse oh so beautiful,
horse oh so fine,

Oh so pure horse.
My fate shall be in your hooves.

Goes home! Disappears!
Go home!

Move!

What's going on here?

We are supposed to
pay admission for the Große Bübünnerie.

What? I thought the young men of
the country got in for free!

No, and it's so expensive
that no one can go.

The general says there are
too many young men in the country this year .

If you can't pay
, go home.

The ball will be broadcast live on television.

Admission is 40,000
boys per single man.

Come on, back to your slime!

Ain't she beautiful
She shines in the sun.

Is enough, is enough ...

Do you want to buy a card too?
Sure, what do you think?

I didn't even know you were rich.

Look, look She got
rich.

How is the family?

Good - if we don't have to see you.

Listen to that. How lucky
that you have such a nice mom

who loves her family.
- You have become pretty.

You can say that again.
- Hey, Zani,

if you need money for the card,
we'll be happy to lend you something.

Isn't it true, honey?
- Let's see.

Not really.

Who needs you or your
stupid husbands?

Hey, I'm not stupid!
- Now do something

she offends us. Punish your sister!

Are you going too, Juto?

Yes, maybe with my brother.

No. That would be a waste of money.

Jacky is
going to marry the Colonelle and you are going to stay here.

No, it is more likely that we will
go to the palace in Fontaine with Vergio,

and you stay in this
beautiful model settlement.

Oh sorry.

Hey Buy a card or leave!

Come on mom, we'll buy my card.

Oh holy horse, help me!

I don't want to
spend my life with a toothless poor man.

let me Love You

My little horse

Let me marry you

My little horse

Let me deliver your baby ...

This is the wrong moment, you stupid cow!

Leave my son alone!

Mom mom! Will we
be able to pay for this somehow?

Jacky, prepare some slime for me,
then you will have other thoughts!

I'll make it myself
, my darling.

Treasure? Treasure.

It is time.

That's too much.
I do not want to marry.

But I love you.

You must not.

I like my freedom.

Wait a minute, cousin,
I'm not done yet!

Hey Julin, it's me, Jacky.
I want to get my treasure.

I already said no. Forget it
and go to the Dödel Ball!

What was that with the dödel ball?

I am just his cousin.

Better be careful. You know what
else happens to the sons of the hanged!

You will end up like your mother then.

No, but ... what did I do?

Jacky says you have a
treasure that is his.

He wants it back. Get him out!
- Sheriff, that was a metaphor.

I wanted to motivate him
to learn to write. There is no treasure.

Yes, there is! Sure
it's money sheriff

that my father left me

We'll take a look around here, Jacky.

It stinks here. What's this?

I don't smell anything.
- That explains why you're single.

Sheriff! Look
what I found!

What's this?

A foreign magazine.

That is forbidden!
- Oh sheriff,

let's forget about
my darling, I ...

Sheriff, look here!

Oh shit, we hit the jackpot!

Hey the leaflets!

Are they from you?

We have been looking for you forever.
Come on, handcuff him!

I'm sorry Julin,
I had no idea.

Don't worry, Jacky, it doesn't matter.

It wasn't on purpose.
- I'll see you on the great prairie.

Good boy.

So they didn't know about any of this.
- No, nothing at all, Sheriff!

But what happens to Julin now?

Often you think you know people, but in
fact you don't know them at all.

Foreign propaganda policy is
the greatest threat to our country.

You're a good Bübünner,
you've helped us a lot.

As a thank you, you will
receive a present from the holy mares.

No, we can't possibly accept that!

Thank you thank you!

For months I've been looking for the person
behind the leaflets.

Jacky, think of me when you become
the big boob.

And ... if he's not elected,
I'll ask for his hand.

You knew about Julin!
- no!

And yes, after
all , you were with him every day!

I swear by the
horses I didn't know anything.

If you lie, then ...
- Oh, your boots are dirty,

I'll clean them for you.

Where have you been walking around again?

You are very dirty.

Oh little horse

purify my soul.

Do you want to eat? I made
your slime.

Are you hungry?

You have changed
lately, you are different ...

Something wrong?

Hey, Jacky, Jacky!

Is there no other veil egg,
something more luxurious?

Don't you like them there?
- That's not it,

I need a white veil,
with a shiny bonnet and a leash.

You already know ...

You go to the ball? This is
but did not like Corune.

Mom really wants me to
try my luck. You know her.

Fine, I'll get it for you, but if
you become the big dumbass

I want to work for you in the palace.

Good, but only if I get
a discount.

Fine with me. Did
you hear about Julin?

He is hanged.

Really?

Yes. I'm glad I never liked him.

Jacky!

Mom what is ...

I'm sorry Jacky.
- What happened then?

Her boots were
polished to a shine, even below.

She
slipped on the stairs to the clothes store

and broke his neck.

I slipped, Jacky.
I am so sorry.

But you will ... you will be
again, won't you ?

The lost prairie.

The little horses

they call me. I see you.

I...

Mother! Mother! Mother!

Go to the morgue!

Jacky!

Damn, are you taking a nap?
- No, uncle.

Don't call me "uncle". Do you think you
are here in the hotel? We are hungry.

I'm coming, Brunu.

We all know someone who has heard the
horses talk.

And you know what they ...
- I can hear the horses in my head,

whenever i pray

And what do they say?
- You say:

"Juto, Juto, can you hear me?"

I answer "yes" but somehow
they don't seem to hear me.

Oh how wonderful. Do you hear that honey

Juto do you hear me?

Stop laughing.
Stop laughing.

You remind me of me
when I was little Juto.

I was your age when I helped
my father clean the floor.

And suddenly I heard
something in my head.

One vote.

I looked around, but papa was
cleaning the toilets.

The voice said to me: "Brunu,"

"Brunu, do you hear me?"

"Come outside, Brunu."

So I went out.

And what did I see out there?

I do not know.

A little horse.

That that spoke to you.

Our family has pure hearts.
- Oh yes, that's right, that's right.

Why do we have to have him
on our necks all day?

He is part of the family. And we got
the money for his house.

At least. Now watch out!

That has not yet been announced.
- Oh, it hasn’t snapped yet!

You can't be serious!
- It didn't blow!

It is not blown.
- Is that supposed to be slime?

No, no, no, that's
really not the point.

Calm now!

But honey, he's driving us crazy!
I slapped a lot.

Now what do you call her a liar?

Do you think she doesn't know
what's good?

Is good now.
- You let him get away with anything.

Come on, eat that up again
. Is not so bad.

Now do it!
- That scum from Julin almost had

took him in had he not been arrested
. But now we have to work.

Speaking of Julin, he
broke out of prison.

Oh yes?

The policewomen searched everywhere
but couldn't find him.

At the same time, his house
burned down. Mysterious huh?

Then he is sure to be burned.

That seems logical to me.
- Where did you get that from now?

Julin is dead?
- Yes, unfortunately.

So, I'm going to the toilet,
abseiling a Jacky.

Mr. Jacky,

I have good news.
I'm getting married.

How nice for you.
- A nice boy from Rateau.

Mom makes
an offer to his family this afternoon.

I hope you will be happy
with it, Ms. Corune.

The white veil and a shiny
bonnet have arrived.

You probably ordered that.

Unfortunately, I'm broke.
- Then who pays?

I do not know. Aunt and Brunu
never let me go to the big Bübünnerie ball.

But Mr. Jacky, I can
help you.

I'll take you
into town on my moped.

Really?
- Well, that's what it's there for.

I know how mean Brunu
and the others are to you.

That would be really nice of you.

I still love you, Mr Jacky.

All I want is
for you to be happy

I can
say "you" now, right, Jacky?

The two of us are now making
a little plan.

With pleasure, Ms. Corune.
- You'll see.

That's a good little plan.

Do you like that

And so?

You dirty boy you!

Why is the door closed?
Corune!

Your dödel is here!

Come in.

It's nice here.
- Yes.

Corune where are you

Come on, get out of there, you pervert! Now
get out of there right now, you pig!

Perversling!

Damn it, he's not getting out of there.

Now listen ... come out!

I won't hit you, I promise.

Come out I'm not angry.

Come out I'm not angry.

Come out I'm not angry.

Do you want to get out,
you pervert!

He had
hidden them in his panties.

He had them
hidden in his panties!

We are nice to you We
allow you to live with us

and you not only lie,
you also steal!

The sheriff gave it to me.
The card is mine.

Papa, the veil he stole
is much nicer than mine!

I wanted to
see you first before I go to the sheriff's.

I've already punished my daughter.

He was hanging around the store.

They did it together.

Besides, the idiot is gone

and the veil and
bonnet cost a fortune.

I gave that to him.
- You shut up!

You step into the first trap that
the first dödel sets for you!

He wagged around her.
- I wasn't wagging around

I was shopping.
- Such a story

can bring us to the gallows.
You want us all to hang out, yeah?

Oh, now don't exaggerate.

If the word gets out in Museau, papa!

What about our reputation?
- Can we agree?

Huh? How should we come to an agreement?
Madame always wants to agree!

And when the sheriff shows up,
maybe you can come to an agreement with her too?

Keep your mouth shut!

I am ready to forget about it.
- I hear.

That's why Jacky Corune is supposed to marry.

Lost
a dumbbell, won a dumbbell.

Deal.
- no!

I have to rethink that.

What is there to think about, honey?
We can finally get rid of him.

This is the opportunity.
- Keep your mouth shut!

Don't think too long.
- Wait.

Are you crazy? Such an
opportunity will never come again!

You are ... you are crazy! You
are crazy She is crazy!

I thank you for
accepting payment in horses.

Until then, I'll give you some money.

But...

Dear, your mane is
no longer very tight.

Your mane is no longer very tight.

For the veil egg.

And then the bonnet.

You'll pay me dearly for that,
you bastard. Very expensive!

Come on, Juto. Here for you.

You can also
try your luck , why not?

Come on!

Juto. The bonnet.

And why is he getting it?

A bonnet!
- Damn it, that's enough.

He doesn't
stand a chance anyway, so don't get on my nerves!

Come on,

now come out of there.

I don't hit you, don't worry!

Go back to your cabin, come on, go!

The school career of our
colonels is impeccable.

Her military training took place
at the Bübünne Academy in Fontaine.

In the last war against
the perverted foreigners

could she prove herself to be the leader
of women.

As the commander of the first
regiment of infantry

she made decisions that changed the
course of the war.

She wipes out her enemies. She does n't hesitate
to kill them with her own hands.

The Colonelle is not afraid.
How good for us!

Colonelle, I love you. Colonelle,
Colonelle, you will be enchanted by my senses.

"Colonelle beautiful,"

"beautiful to look at."

"Thought only for you,"

"offered my leash for you."

Where did you get that from, my
darling? That’s lovely!

Really?
- if you tell her that,

she will choose you for sure!
- Do you think so?

Oh yeah. Juto, did you hear?
- What?

What are you doing? Get ready!
- Damn it, Jacky, hurry up!

Such a sleepyhead.

You ironed for so long that you
can no longer comb me.

Hurry up!
- Yes, don't worry.

You're going to look ridiculous anyway.
You have no chance, forget it!

There, just look at your face.
- What about my face, Jacky?

No, Juto, you look very good.
- Don't you stab me in the back, okay?

Yes of course. Sorry you are right
- Ey, papa, Jacky says I'm ugly!

Yes, yes, is good, is good.
- Come on, finally comb my hair!

You have to hurry too, come on!

You do that on purpose, right?
What about the right side?

Dad, Jacky can't
comb right ! Come and show him, go!

Man, move the brush properly,
otherwise your hair will be completely flat!

And now I want to see her with
the linen!

The linen ...

Bring it on.

So, this over here ...

Come on, give it to me!

Jacky?
- It's perfect like that, really.

I don't want to know your opinion,
get away from the mirror!

Please, my leash, Your Excellency.
And here is my leash, Your Excellency.

Ah, look honey, aren't they beautiful?

Yes, beautiful, great. Quick,
the Bübüs is about to leave!

Yes, on to the bus!

See you later, stinky ass!

Alright So, Jacky, uh ...
So, Jacky.

And now a surprise
for our audience

because tonight we greet the
famous actor Mit Kronk.

With Kronk is here!

Exactly, because Mit Kronk personally takes part in the
famous Bübünnerie ball.

Good evening.
- Good evening.

Good evening. Welcome.

Good evening everyone.

With Kronk, are you trying
your luck too?

What man doesn't secretly dream of

to charm the Colonelle and become the
Big Dödel?

Jacky.

Go Jacky!
Flee, flee from here!

Arm Jacky.

Bübünnair Bübünnais, live from
Fontaine. We expect the bus

with the last candidates for
tomorrow's big Bübünnerie ball.

Let's see who gets out first.

And here they are. Good evening.
- Good evening.

They are there.
- Come on, out with you.

Good evening. Uh, what's your name
and where are you from?

I am Vergio.
- Is that for TV?

I am Juto. We come from Museau.
The Colonelle will choose us!

Both? Ah, wonderful!
- Yes!

We clean ourselves all
night with the horses

so that we are ready for tomorrow.

I will win! I am the winner!

What are you doing here in the rain

It is forbidden to
hang around in the woods.

I just caught some fresh air.

Oh ... And the ticket for the Große
Bübünnerie that I gave you?

You missed the bus!

I ... I had to give it to my cousin.

But your family
doesn't treat you to anything either, do they?

We will accompany you back.
- Uh, no, no, no,

I get
some fresh air.

Say, you purposely turned us on
with yours

"I'm getting
some fresh air," huh?

Cuckoo! Take a look at my
front yard! Do you see him?

Solid, you ass!

Don't move, don't move.

And now you will
suck nicely ! Come on!

So it is good. Oh yes, that's
what I call real sucking.

Yes!
- Stand still!

What's going on here? What
kind of fiddling is that?

Frau Hauptmann, is that you?

Do you recognize me now, you bitch?

Oh you are alive!

This is
what happened: The first night I was locked up

they said to me:
"You have two options -"

"either you are obedient to us or we will
hang you like your mother."

And what have you done?
- Guess what? I have accepted,

what else? And then
they came every day.

And how did you get out of there?
- When I heard what about you

I went nuts I was able to escape,
but by then you were with Brunu.

So I
hid there at the end of the forest.

I then heard the noise and thought
they had come for me.

But why are you dressed up as a woman?

I'm leaving this country, Jacky.

And you will come with
me, nothing can hold you here anymore.

Here, look.
- Oh, vegetables!

As you can see, I have my peace here.

Just look!

You are so young and beautiful.

These are turnips.

And you know what? I can
even harvest them. So!

Here.
- That's forbidden.

And above all, invaluable.

Can it be sold?
- In fact, very expensive.

You're lucky. We're going to the palace now.
- To the palace?

Yes, to the palace. I know someone there who
pays a lot for it.

With the money and
savings of my cousins

we can buy passports
and leave the country.

And you get your treasure too
. Come on, come with me to the hut!

That suits you very well.

You are a very, very beautiful girl.

You remind me very much of your father.

So that was Papa's treasure.

And I thought they were boys.

Our secret political movement fights
for the rights of men: the menists.

And
your father wanted to leave the country with this woman's costume.

Together with me.

Oh, papa ...
- He couldn't do it anymore.

He died while having orgasm.

He was very emotional. He
slept with your mother once - and off.

But whatever. You are
the product of his love.

That's what matters.

A little horse!

Did you hurt him?
- I trained it.

I put a rope in his mouth and put
this thing on his back

so we can ride it.

Oh, little horse ...

I called it "Blue Coco".

The horses
always have wonderful names abroad .

Do you like "Blue Coco"?

Don't try
to read his mind , it's a little horse.

Come on, come on!

Just stroke it, it doesn't bite.

It'll help you too, in its own way.

Your little horse is not dead.

It was just tired and took a little
nap, that's all.

We would have attracted too much attention with him.

I saw exactly that it was dead
. You're a horse killer.

You know what? It went to the
great prairie.

I don't care, I'll eat all the vegetables.

Give me the bag.

I have stomach ache.
- Serves you right.

And put this lamp in your
pocket. It is broad daylight.

It is very nice here!

The guys make me uncomfortable.

Wow!

Leave us alone!

This is your cousin!

Look at that.

It's been a long time.

First you disappear,
then you come back.

I could have you executed

you damn horse apple!

Mistkerl!

You are ripe.

I have seven kilos of it. I'll
sell you for 100,000 right now.

And if I have you executed, I'll
get them for free.

A new harvest is coming soon.
That would be a shame.

You do not love me.
- Yes, very much.

Oh really?
- You know that.

You love Me?
- Yes.

Then show me that you love me.

So? That one can
join in if it wants to.

What is that supposed to be -
a girl or a boy?

Jacky, wait for me outside!

Na them.

Come on!
- This fantastic painting

shows mother Bübünne XV.,
with the general as a child.

That’s very good.
- We see them on this one

General with her six sons
and the Colonelle as a child.

When do we get to see the
big slime?

I'll take you there in a moment.

Are you looking for something, first lieutenant?

No. No, your Excellency, no ...

My daughter!

May the great puff begin!

Your Excellency, may I introduce
my Dödel to you?

Hello, I'm Juto Pondina.
- A nice name.

Yes, what am I caring about?
- He would be ready to marry you.

He's a great boy, don't you think?

You're an
army officer , I assume?

Of course, what else
? How stupid of me!

And you? You seem to belong to the mob.

Uh, yes, your Excellency.
But what is it called?

Dödel knows no up and down.

A very nice veil egg. But it
doesn't seem to fit right.

It's too big, like your nose.

It's extremely well stocked.
Check out this splendor!

Two hooves long.
- I hope he can use it sometime.

If you don't like younger people,
I'll be there too.

It would be enough if you
buy me from my wife, and she'll be happy too.

Papa, Vergio is with the Colonelle!

She
grabbed his linen ! His linen!

This is my brother!

Come on!

May we go through?

Sorry.
- Your Excellency, this is my son!

Excellency, shall I remove the mob?

No, no problem. Make
me your candidates!

I b-am very ... very ... very moved.

This is Vergio, he's 19. Look
at him, what a sublime beauty.

Otherwise I would have him too.
- My name is Juto.

Juto - a beautiful name.

This one can write. He writes
regularly for "Das kleine Pferdchen".

And he here ...

He ... he's just there.

Well ...
- Yes?

Pretty attractive.

I don't even know
which one to choose.

You have the whole evening, Colonelle.

Yes, it is, indeed.
I take some time.

Oh no.
- I have to see everyone.

Many thanks.

Go back to Museau,
to your model settlement!

Hauptfrau, who is this lieutenant?
- I do not know.

What's your name?

Uh, yeah ... Jacqueline.

Do you have foreign roots?

Are you also looking for a dödel?

This huge selection
obscures my senses.

No no I am an independent woman.

Which regiment?
- I ...

No, Zonia, we've worked enough.

Jacqueline, would you like
to join me in my salon for a glass of slime?

It would be a honour to me.

Let's go.
- I'm coming too.

No.

Show our foreign
friends the big slime.

Who wants to leave a ball that
only takes place once a century?

Nobody.

But I can't wait.

This is so boring!

Many thanks.

Yes, I prefer the smaller ones.
They smell better than the big ones.

Your Excellency, does the horse
really understand when you speak to him -

as in the legend?

You are funny.

I spray them with perfume,
but they still smell.

Have you
already chosen your Big Dödel?

Oh yes.

My mother did that
a long time ago.

I'm going to get married to Kronk,
the famous actor.

The festival is pure folklore.

Not possible...

And you? You are "independent".
What exactly does that mean for you?

That I'm my own commander.

Jacqueline, I would like to be open to you.

Do you mind?
- no

Somehow I would like to share
my secret with you.

I have absolutely no desire to become a
general.

That is completely unimportant to me.

But why? Isn't that awesome?

I have no intention of
becoming like my mother.

I would have liked to have been a writer.

The people who
live abroad write books.

Oh yeah i know
- Oh really?

Yes, I am learning the art of
writing. I am already writing.

What do you write?

Poetry.

Can you read one for me?

Very charming, your shyness.

I
plan to write an autobiography.

Do you know what that is?
- no

You tell your life
as if it were a novel.

My life is so
unusual I thought

it could one
day serve as an example for others .

This idea is Bübünne!

I could also write my life down,
people would be interested in that.

My story is amazing.

Would you like to tell me about it?
I want to know everything about you.

My story is very sad.

Vegetables. They also...

Help yourself.

Come on, help yourself.

Eat it.

Excuse me.

It is strange,

but you attract me magnetically.

Are you a lesbian?
- You're welcome?

No no. I have to tell you
the truth.

I ... I'm not a soldier.
I am not a woman.

Like the others. Yes,
I'm slowly getting it.

What kind of behavior is that?

I'll organize a party for
you and you will disappear.

Relax mom
I relaxed.

We haven't done anything, Your Excellency.
- Go away or you will be hanged.

It's showtime. You have to introduce
your big boob to the mob .

So let's marry my mistake.

A large Bübünnerie is a good
opportunity for all young men of the mob,

To meet army officers.

Where have you been? Do you
want us to have our eggs cut off?

I've been looking for you for an hour!
- You will not believe it,

but the colonelle loves women.

She is a lesbian and does
not want to become a general .

What do we care? Jacky, look here!

Don't freak out now! After we
bribe customs , there isn't much left.

Come on, let's get out of here!

Bübünnerie!

The big dödel is selected!

Jacky?

You're the one. It really is you!
- No, no, it's not me.

Oh but! I recognized your big nose.
You have a wig on! Come here!

Shut up and leave me alone!
- You're the one! Get here immediately!

What's going on here?
- He's got fake breasts!

Scammers!
- This is a travesty!

This is a man with a dick!

Blasphemerie!

Colonelle, my name is Jacky
and I love you!

That's Jacky!
- Come on, turn off the camera!

No!

Afterwards, come on!

But i'm innocent!

Do you see that pipe?
The sewage leads here.

Get out of here, you can't see anything!

Those huge turbines down there filter
everything and recycle the organic matter.

That's what I call well thought out.
- The idea is fantastic.

Then they are
mixed in the tanks with a dough made of vitamins.

Then the fresh
slime can be there through the pipe

to be
distributed to all the little slimes in the country.

The people make their own food
. It's very environmentally friendly.

Yes, the mob eat their own
shit and they think it's delicious.

We would like to patent
your system.

Your Excellency, quickly! There is
a problem with Bübünnerie!

Oh no mom!
- What's going on now?

The slime looks like shit!

ELECTED THE
BIG DÖDEL WITH KRONK "

If the slime works again,
everything will be fine. There is no problem.

However, unprocessed
slime was distributed across the country.

If our women find
him, they'll shoot him.

No, don't kill. Bring him to me.

The general wants to shoot him.
- Yes, but I'm the next general!

Get out!

You?
- My mother died,

otherwise I would have
hit the ball with a card .

Please, Buebünne, don't kill me!

Here, put this on!

Ironically you desire
I wholeheartedly.

Are you a terrorist

I love her.

I've always loved you.

Dont kill me. I just wanted to be
your big dick.

Have mercy, please!

You won't shoot me, will you?
- Reading is blasphemy.

I am a man and I have a dick!

I've never wanted someone so much.

You were so beautiful

I wanted to marry you and make
little girls.

Kiss me

as you wanted to do before,
like in my dreams.

No I do not want to.
- But.

Close your eyes or I'll kill you!

Oh Jacky ... kiss me again!

Don't stop, don't stop!

Jacky?

Jacky!

The situation is very serious. People
don't want to eat slime anymore.

Your mother wants to unleash the army
on the people.

No, no, no, we're waiting.
I come up with a plan.

But do it quickly!

Just look!

Jacky! Jacky!

They think you're at the
ball as a soldier because you didn't have enough money.

That you did it for love

Oh Bübünne,

what should we do now?

Jacky! Jacky! Jacky! ...

Everyone listen! Jacky is a hero!

The ball was too expensive!

And the slime sucks!

All together: Jacky! Jacky! Jacky!

Jacky.

Jacky.

I dont know what to think.

Or what I like.

Or who I am.

I always pretended to be.

I love you for who you are.

Even if you don't know who you are.

Really?
- Everything will be fine.

You're not a lesbian, that's
a good start.

We're leaving.

The two of us, very far from here.

We live naked on a beach.

And we write stories to each other.

And we laugh.

Jacky, hold me tight!

There He is! I
smelled men's sweat.

What is all of this supposed to be here?
- You are not a general yet.

I just do my job. Come on!

Jacky! Jacky! Jacky! ...

It's me, your Big Dödel.

Get out!

But I was chosen!

It's over!
- Go fuck your shit!

We want Jacky! Jacky is the
people's big idiot!

Come on, we're storming! We're storming!
Forward! Forward!

You know what? Are you listening to me

I would like a stick

that would stab you in the eye.

And then hit the forehead
with full force.

And when your forehead is blue and
you can't see anything anymore

I would
cut your eyes out of their sockets with a small knife

and put it in your mouth.

And then I'd take your chin like this

and force you to chew your eyes.

And then I would
wipe the dripping juice off your eyes.

Come on, come here!

There's not even a TV here.

Come on! Further! On them!

There is the hero of the people.

Don't you wanna kneel down
- We are sentenced to death.

So why should I kneel down?

A strong personality.

Okay, time is
running out so I'll be brief.

I have excellent news.

I offer you
to marry my daughter.

You are the idol of the people.

Instead of killing everyone, it's easier
when you become the big boob.

Jacky, that's great! Jacky! Jacky!

But your daughter doesn't want to be a general
. You cannot force it.

I changed my opinion.

I want to be a general.

Marry me. The people
want it. And me too.

Then everything is clear. Do you want
me to execute it as a wedding present?

Uh, no ... no, not really.

Please, Jacky, please! We have
n't done anything! Jacky. Please Jacky!

We ... we love you!
- No, your Excellency.

The mob does not have an easy life.

Up to you.

What's that going to be?

But mom!
- I'll remove your ...

No no no no no!
- Mummy!

He knows your secret.

Come on stick your tongue out
damn mob!

You can be a real woman
if you want to.

Oh Jacky, your tongue is so special

I could never have done without it.

And I'm not on yours.

Tell me.

Of.

Well done, Jacky.

Bravo.

Excellence!

Alarm! We want democrature!

We'll all shoot down until we find Jacky!

Come on, keep looking for him!

Jacky!
- Calm down!

It's me, Jacky! I am
alive I'm alive.

Mob, don't worry!

I am the new general!

And I chose my Big
Dödel - it's Jacky!

I am the chosen one! I
am the big boob!

Julin!
- Jacky!

Oh Jacky! I am so glad to see you!

I thought you were dead. I wanted to
kill everyone for you!

I'm so happy i
found love

So not a little bullet in your head?

No, love is love, Julin.
There is nothing you can do about it.

General.
- This is Julin.

Jacky! Jacky! Jacky! ...

After the final shutdown of the
Großer Schleimers, the General

International aid accepted to the delight of the villagers
.

Yes, to me, that boy can wait.
Go away! No this is for us.

In addition, there is now a program
for growing vegetables.

Jacky, the new Big Dödel,
checked out the new greenhouses

and would like to promote the consumption of vegetables.

What is particularly interesting about vegetables is:

You just plant it in
, it then grows by itself.

It's pretty, but also a little green.

To set a good example, the sacred horses help
with agriculture.

The the!

The man who is now called
"Jacky of the People",

has returned to his village of Museau,
where he has not been forgotten.

When he arrived he was celebrated
and cheered and showed the citizens

that he is still a
simple man.

He was delighted to see the streets again
through which he wandered as a child.

He greeted the people warmly
and let them celebrate him.

Jacky! Jacky! Jacky! Jacky!

Yes Yes Yes!
- Just a few words, Jacky!

A few words please!
- Great joy and

lots of emotions to come back here.

Thank you! Thank you!
Here to Museau,

where I spent my childhood.

I think of a lot of people,
for example mom

who hopefully would be proud of me.

How nice to see that the "Jacky of
the People" has stayed so close to us.

We always ... We
always believed in him!

And today ... And today we are happy!

One last word maybe,
one last word?

My final word is:
The family is the most important thing!

Jacky, you are my darling!

A first in our country:

Jacky celebrated the opening of schools for boys today
.

They are called "Jackerien" and are
the pride of the mob.

Jacky, we are proud of you.

And that's why Fufu wrote a little
poem. Fufu?

Thank you, dear friend Jacky.

Thanks to you, never again slime with pee.
We'd rather read books now, hihi.

Yes?
- When are you going to marry the Colonelle?

In two weeks.

I am proud of you,
my big boob!

Through our love, this
marriage will change the world.

People's Democratic Republic of Bübünne.

First class and mob. My people!

After this period of unrest when
everything was turned upside down,

I owe you the truth.
- The whole truth.

My mother had seven
sons, not six.

Only for her did I have to pretend
all these years.

But that's over, I wo
n't pretend anymore.

Our love is still strong

because love is love,
with or without a tail.

Na los, na los!

Blasphemerie!