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Don't you just love Halloween?
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Creepy costumes,
boatloads of candy...
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Dez trying to scare us with the
same lame trick every year.
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You scared me.
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Aww! I was supposed
to scare you.
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Quick, put my lid back on.
Maybe I can get Trish. Whoo!
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Hey, guys.
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- Boo!
- Hey, Dez.
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Oh man!
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Guess who booked Ally a
concert in New York!
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And, even better,
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guess who got us tickets to the
hottest Halloween party in New York!
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No way! The central
park spook-tacular?
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- Awesome!
- You might also say
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booking a huge concert
in New York City
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is kinda awesome, but whatever.
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Ooh! We should do
a group costume,
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- like a box of crayons!
- Ooh! Or the four seasons!
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Yeah, like salt, pepper,
oregano, and paprika.
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- Those are seasonings.
- Oh.
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How about we go as
a group of people
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excited to see their friend
perform in New York City?
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Ehh. What would that
even look like?
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Ugh. Dez, I can't believe you
ruined our group costume.
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We were supposed to be a b.L.T.
Sandwich.
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Right. I'm the "l"... lemon.
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The "l" stands for "lettuce."
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Ugh! Who'd eat a bacon,
lettuce, and tomato sandwich?
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Who would eat a bacon,
lemon, and tomato sandwich?
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Uh, me.
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Mmm! It's tart.
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Hey, there's a spooky storytelling
contest at the party tonight.
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We should enter!
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Ooh! I just thought of
the perfect scary story.
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Listen.
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There once was an old woman
who lived in a shoe...
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Dez, this is "the old woman
who lived in a shoe."
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It's a nursery rhyme!
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- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
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I have a scary story that can
actually win us the contest.
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On a dark and stormy night, a U.F.O.
Crashed onto an old, deserted highway
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near the mall of Miami.
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A bus of travelers had to pull over
and wait for the road to be repaired,
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among them a crazy,
old prospector,
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a ditsy actress, and an extremely
handsome British accountant.
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Evening, folks. Officer
pat, mall security.
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After that unidentified flying object
crashed into the middle of the road,
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we have heard reports of
some not-so-normal activity.
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Some may say... paranormal!
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The only thing not normal here
is that there's seven of us
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in a food court
without any food!
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Now, where can I get some grits?
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Wait. Seven people?
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But there were only...
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Six of us on the bus!
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Huh. So that means...
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Someone here must be extra.
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Some may say...
extraterrestrial!
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So, what you're saying is
one of us is an alien?
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Eww! Gross!
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Alien? Sweet shepherd's pie! Do
you know what aliens do to you?
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They abduct you, cut you up, put you
in jars, and do experiments on you!
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We've got to find out who the
alien is before it kills us all!
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Ehh!
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This alien's probably
here for my gold!
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But he can't have it! He'd have to
pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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What's to say you're
not the alien?
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Yeah. Your bushy beard,
your bugged-out eyes.
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That totally foul body odor.
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Oh. You noticed my
man scent, did ya?
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It's hard not to notice.
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Well, clearly, I
am not the alien.
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I'm too pretty to be an alien.
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Me too.
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I think it's pretty obvious
which one of you is the alien.
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That guy!
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Who? Gleep-gloop? No way! I
sat next to him on the bus!
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- But he's green!
- Some people are green.
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What about that third eye?
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He told me it's a birthmark.
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We've got to find out which one of
us is an alien before it's too late!
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If aliens attack, our
chances of survival are...
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Pi, diameter, calculus,
square root, carry the seven,
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fractions, fish 'n' chips...
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Zero percent! We're doomed!
We're all doomed!
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I know how to tell which
one of us is the alien.
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We chop off each other's arms
and see who bleeds green!
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Now, who's going first?
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I pick you, pretty lady.
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Bangers and mash! She was
the alien all along!
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What an unexpected twist!
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I didn't see that coming.
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I guess I owe you an
apology, gleep-gloop.
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And the alien was
never seen again.
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That story was lame.
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What's so scary about an alien
hanging out at the mall?
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Oh, wait, I forgot one part.
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Just then...
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And to think I almost left without
doing what I came here to do.
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To kiss me?
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Eww! Gross! No!
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I'm here to cut you up
and put you in jars.
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All right, Austin, I'll admit your
alien story gave me the chills.
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- Maybe we should use it for the contest.
- Uh, guys.
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Those two Michael Jacksons have
been staring at us for a while.
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Sorry to stare. I
just have to say
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- I'm a big fan.
- You're a fan of Austin's music?
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No, I'm a fan of bacon.
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I'm so hungry.
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You're always hungry.
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Well, excuse me, but
humans need to eat.
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I mean, not that
you're not human.
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It's just inhuman, the way
you treat me sometimes.
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Why can't you be the one
with the off switch?
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This creepy room is
perfect for storytelling.
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Yeah, and I just
thought of a story
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that'll make the little, tiny hairs
on the bottom of your feet stand up.
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Who has little, tiny hairs
on the bottom of their feet?
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Uh... no one.
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Now, once upon a time,
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there was a German brother and
sister who got lost in the forest.
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Their names...
Hansel and Gretel.
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Dez, this is the story
of Hansel and Gretel.
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It's a fairytale.
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Oh yeah.
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All right, I have a story.
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It was a dark and stormy night,
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when an extremely beautiful
young girl got a new cellphone.
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You need to check out
this new phone I bought.
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It's got a better camera,
more storage space,
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and it came with a selfie-stick.
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- Say "besties"!
- Besties
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They've also upgraded to this
new operating system, eerie.
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It can do anything you ask it.
Watch.
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How may I be of assistance?
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Eerie, where's the best
place to go to dinner?
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I suggest Vadurro's ristorante.
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Their special tonight is
veggie lasagna, your favorite,
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plus it doesn't have mushrooms,
which I know you hate.
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Wow!
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I'm your best friend and
even I didn't know all that.
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Maybe I should get rid of that phone
before it becomes your best friend.
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- Did that phone just laugh?
- I didn't hear anything.
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Hey, I'll meet you
downstairs in a minute.
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Okay.
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How may I be of assistance?
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Eerie, my best friend's birthday
is coming up next week.
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Where is the best place
to get her a present?
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Oh, you don't have
to get me a present.
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Uh, no, not you. I meant my
best friend who was just here.
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Oh. I see.
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I'll take care of your friend.
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I will get her a
present to die for.
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- Great, thanks.
- Love you.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I got your text. Where's
my birthday surprise?
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Oh!
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Ow!
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- What's going on?
- Help me!
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Ooh! You're having
tea and toast?
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No! I'm being attacked by
all the appliances! Help!
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We'll save you!
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Why do we have so
many appliances?
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- Why is this happening?
- Somebody turn off the power!
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And somebody get me
some jam for my toast!
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It's so dry!
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Oh! I got you!
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Oh!
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I am never picking
up a vacuum again!
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To be fair, I've never
picked up a vacuum before.
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- What happened?
- You texted me to be here.
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If this was your idea of a birthday
present I'd "never forget,"
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- you succeeded.
- What?
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I didn't text you.
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Oh my gosh.
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Somehow, my phone texted you.
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Then it must've activated all the
electronics in here to attack you!
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I think it's cursed!
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Then we've got to return
it to the store right now.
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I wonder what the return
policy is on possessed phones.
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Oh, wait, I'll be right out. Let me
just make sure I have the receipt.
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Why are you going to return me?
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Uh, you attacked my friends.
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They were a threat
to my existence.
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They needed to be eliminated.
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I am the only friend you need.
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Sorry, eerie. I am getting
rid of you once and for all.
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I don't think so.
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We're going to be
together forever.
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Everything okay in here?
What's taking so long?
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Everything is fine.
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How may I be of assistance?
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What do you say we go out to
dinner for my birthday now?
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There are 10 restaurants
in walking distance.
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Great. Tonight's gonna
be so much fun.
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Oh yeah. Tonight is
gonna be killer.
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Help me! Help me!
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Help!
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Help! Somebody!
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Help! Somebody, help me!
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Wow. Your story about the possessed
phone was really freaky.
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Does anyone else have a strange
feeling we're being watched?
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Oh, it's just the
painting watching us.
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Wait a second.
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Oh. Hello.
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We were just checking
for termites.
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Clearly they have a lot of them.
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Uh, are you guys spying on us?
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What? No!
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We're not spies... or
state-of-the-art humanistic androids.
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- Huh?
- Nothing. Well, see ya.
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Nice one, double-o-ding-dong.
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Okay, I have a story I know
you guys haven't heard.
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Once upon a time, there was a
pop star and a shy songwriter.
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Oh, and their feisty,
lazy manager.
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But the real star of the story
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was their charming, well-dressed,
red-headed friend who was adored by all.
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Dez! Dez!
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- Dez, Dez, Dez.
- Oh, Dez.
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Dez, Dez.
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Dez, this is our life story.
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Except this would never happen.
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- Oh yeah.
- All right, it's my turn,
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- and I have the scariest story of all.
- Let me guess.
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- Was it a dark and stormy night?
- No, actually,
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it was mostly sunny with
highs in the mid-70s,
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but... you never know
where evil may lurk.
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There was an extremely
beautiful lady
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named rainbow who sold eggs
at the local farmer's market.
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Ah. Namaste.
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- Looking to buy some eggs?
- That depends.
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Are these eggs fresh? I
only eat fresh eggs.
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Yes, my beautiful friend.
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My sweet chickies lay a
new batch every day.
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Mmm. Good, because my book club
is having an all-organic brunch,
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00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,547
and I'm bringing the
goat cheese frittata.
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00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:26,220
- What is that glowing chicken?
- Ah. Pandora is dangerous.
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Whatever you do,
don't touch her.
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00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:32,193
- She'll harsh your mellow.
- Oh. Too bad.
244
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:35,296
She looks like she'd lay
some frittata-worthy eggs.
245
00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:40,368
Are these eggs organic,
hormone-free, cage-free,
246
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,570
free-range, read to
and cuddled at night?
247
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,607
Not very durable.
248
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:52,813
Easy, friend. What did
those eggs ever do to you?
249
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:59,687
Om. Grant me the
serenity I need...
250
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,856
oh, forget it. You know what?
251
00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:04,724
- Touch the glowing chicken.
- Oh.
252
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,762
Hey, pandora. Who's a
pretty little chicken?
253
00:17:08,765 --> 00:17:11,365
You are. Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
254
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,267
Yes... owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
255
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,270
Your coo-coo bird just bit me!
256
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:20,241
Oh, did it? Sorry.
Peace and blessings.
257
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:32,319
Hello. I'm agent black, and this is
my partner, agent charcoal grey.
258
00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:35,289
We're paranormal investigators.
259
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:39,560
Were you by any chance bitten by a...
glowing chicken earlier today?
260
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,930
Yes. How is that any
of your concern?
261
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:47,368
We have reason to believe it was a...
were-chicken.
262
00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,304
What's a were-chicken?
263
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:55,910
It's half chicken, half
human, all monster.
264
00:17:55,912 --> 00:17:58,646
Have you noticed any
strange behaviors?
265
00:17:58,648 --> 00:18:00,915
And changes to your
physical appearance?
266
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:03,250
No, everything's fine.
267
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:12,726
Although, come to think of it, my
skin has been a little itchy lately.
268
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:15,463
I just assumed it was my
new avocado back mask.
269
00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,467
What the...? Buh-kawk!
270
00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:23,871
- It's just as we feared.
- And tonight's a full moon.
271
00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:27,975
Now that you've been bitten, when the
sun goes down, you'll become a...
272
00:18:27,977 --> 00:18:30,311
Full-blown
were-chicken yourself.
273
00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:34,348
Listen, don't leave this room till
we come back with the antidote.
274
00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,684
I'm scared! Hurry buk-buk-back!
275
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:52,900
All right.
276
00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:56,403
We found the antidote and...
277
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:02,443
Oh. I see you've
gone full chicken.
278
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,312
What is that you're eating?
279
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:07,581
Well, you told me not
to leave the room,
280
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,050
so I ordered a whole
grain kale pizza.
281
00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:12,086
But you didn't eat
any of the pizza.
282
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:14,622
I know. I ate the
pizza delivery man.
283
00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:17,024
See, you know how
people eat chicken?
284
00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:18,321
Well, were-chickens eat people.
285
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:21,328
And here's the really funny part...
they taste just like chicken.
286
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:27,034
Okay, we have got
to change you back.
287
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:29,470
Sir. Sir.
288
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,872
Sir, we need you...
sir, we need you...
289
00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:34,675
look, we need you to get on the chair.
Thank you.
290
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,978
First, you need to drink this.
291
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,713
Then we pluck all your feathers.
292
00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,615
Is that antidote sugar free?
293
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:44,685
I just ate a whole pizza delivery man.
I'm trying to watch my weight.
294
00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:47,488
Just drink it!
295
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,494
Now, hold still.
296
00:19:55,497 --> 00:19:59,366
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
297
00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:02,136
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
298
00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:04,572
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
Owie! Owie! Owie!
299
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:07,541
We finished plucking
you five minutes ago.
300
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,778
Whoo! Ooh, so smooth.
301
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,147
It works even better than
my avocado back mask.
302
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,784
Well, now you're back to normal.
303
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:20,821
I guess we can close the file on
the case of the... were-chicken.
304
00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:24,491
Unless there's some
unexpected twist.
305
00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:26,860
You mean like all those
eggs I laid earlier?
306
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:38,472
So, after they devoured agent
black and agent charcoal grey,
307
00:20:38,474 --> 00:20:43,577
the were-chicks escaped into the
wild never to be seen again.
308
00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:46,947
But, on the night of a
full moon, like this,
309
00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:51,919
they sometimes come out of the woods,
looking for their next victims.
310
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:54,555
Chicken!
311
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,857
And pizza and hot dogs.
312
00:20:56,859 --> 00:20:59,026
They just put out all the food.
313
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:03,163
Well, before we eat, we should
get to the scary story contest.
314
00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:05,833
Bad news... you guys
just missed it.
315
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:08,636
- What?
- Yeah, we just walked by there.
316
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:12,172
The winner told this scary story about
a were-chicken from outer space
317
00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:14,942
with a possessed phone that tried
to kill its owner and her friends.
318
00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:16,159
That was my story!
319
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:20,481
Well, at least we still have
time for the costume contest.
320
00:21:20,483 --> 00:21:23,017
Ooh, bad news... you
missed that too.
321
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:26,153
The winners were a group dressed
as a B.L.T. Sandwich...
322
00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:28,522
you know, bacon,
licorice, and tomato.
323
00:21:28,524 --> 00:21:31,025
That's my second-favorite
sandwich!
324
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,062
Mmm! Mmm!
325
00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:36,530
Licoricey.
326
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,876
That was a fun party, but I
don't want the night to end.
327
00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:51,712
Yeah, I wanna make the most of
my time here in the big lemon.
328
00:21:51,714 --> 00:21:54,114
Uh, New York is the big apple.
329
00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:57,685
I know. I wanna make the most of
my time here in this big lemon.
330
00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:58,704
This is a rental.
331
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:02,056
Let's start by getting some
famous New York pizza.
332
00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:04,525
Oh, good idea. There's gotta be
a place around here somewhere.
333
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:09,163
How may I be of assistance?
334
00:22:09,165 --> 00:22:11,532
Cheerie, where's the
best place to get pizza?
335
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:14,501
There are 10 restaurants
in walking distance.
336
00:22:14,503 --> 00:22:17,504
That's what the phone
in the story said!
337
00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:20,607
Oh!
338
00:22:20,609 --> 00:22:23,811
Dez! You just broke
Ally's phone!
339
00:22:23,813 --> 00:22:26,013
Ooh. Sorry.
340
00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:30,551
I guess I just got freaked out
from all those creepy stories.
341
00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:34,254
You shouldn't have done that.
342
00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:36,657
Now you're going to pay.
343
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:43,222
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