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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Honey, you've got to try
the jumbo megafowl.
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It's so moist.
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It just melts
in your mouth.
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You haven't touched
a thing.
What's wrong?
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( sighs heavily )
I just can't stop thinking
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about what happened to
Glossaryck.
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So? He's gone.
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Good riddance, I say.
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Little guy always
creeped me out.
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But Star is all alone
on Earth now
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at a crucial point
in her training.
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We may need to consider...
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bringing her back to Mewni.
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What?
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Oh, but she's in
the middle of school.
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We can't disrupt
her life like that.
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Then that leaves us no choice
but to have her evaluated.
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No, no, no, no.
No, no.
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What other options
do we have?
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I can't stand
that stupid...
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I say no.
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No!
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Curse you,
you wretched monster!
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No, no, no, wait.
Can we talk about this?
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I don't wanna go
in the secret closet.
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Why is everything
such a mess?
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No, Star.
No, no, no!
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Oh, hey, Star...
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It's time for you
to hide now.
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Mystic room
suck transform!
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Food's ready.
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Great. Put it
on the table.
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Whoa. Why is your room
so clean?
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I have to make
a good impression.
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Not a chew toy.
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I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
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Can't believe
this is happening.
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Ready for what?
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Being e-v-a-l-u-a-t-e-d.
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E-v... Ooh!
Evaluated.
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Wait, why are we spelling words
instead of saying them?
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Yeah, that sounded
kinda weird when
it came out of my mouth.
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Anyway, my mom
is sending someone
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to see how far along
in my magic training I am
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since I got to Earth.
( nervous giggle )
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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Oh, sweet, simple Marco.
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- If I fail, I could get
sent back to Mewni.
- What?!
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Which is why I need to clean,
and you need to cook.
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Whoa!
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It's her!
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- Hello.
- BOTH: Awww.
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I'm here to evaluate
a one Star Butterfly.
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I'm a one
Star Butterfly.
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And you must be Baby.
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Oh. Food.
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Yes, I prepared this spread
for you, Miss Baby.
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Please help yourself...
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More, please.
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That took me
all day to make.
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Please.
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I would love
to make you more.
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So, Your Baby-ness,
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how does
this evaluation work?
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How do you think
it should work?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I could show you my room.
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Okay.
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So, this
is my room.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah, and it's
pretty much always
this clean.
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I'm super organized.
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- What's that?
- What's what?
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Oh, that!
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You were supposed to hide.
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Oh, that's just Beanbag.
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Come say hi, Beanbag.
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Beanbag, say hi to Baby.
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Uh, crud.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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( nervous laugh )
Uh, yeah. Totally.
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Hey, maybe we should go
downstairs and check on Marco.
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You know, see how
the snacks are coming.
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What's that?
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Oh, oh, that.
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Oh, no. ( chuckles )
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No, nothing.
That's my secret closet.
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Boring.
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For things that, you know,
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I don't want people to...
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No, wait! Don't!
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Interesting.
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You... you think
that's interesting?
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Oh, yes.
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Very interesting.
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Very interesting.
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Hey, Baby,
wanna see my wand?
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Hm. It looks
so different from your mom's.
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Yeah, it's cool, right?
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Wait right there.
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I have something
else to show you.
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You're gonna
love it.
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This is something I have
been working very hard on.
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My own spell book.
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Oh. That looks
interesting, too.
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Really?
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I made it myself.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Yeah, isn't it pretty?
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I only used, like,
five pounds of glitter.
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Who wants
refreshments?
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How's it going?
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Interesting.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know,
but go get more food.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
More food.
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Now, Ms. Butterfly,
how is your spell casting?
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My spells?
Oh, they're great.
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My spells are awesome.
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Good.
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Would you bring me
that apple, please?
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What apple?
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- Oh, sure.
- No.
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I mean, bring me
that apple, please,
with magic.
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Oh, right. No, of course.
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( blows raspberry )
Star.
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Narwhal blast.
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- Not quite.
- Oh, no?
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I want a whole apple,
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not an apple
with a hole.
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Try again.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
Gotcha.
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Oh, totally.
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No problem at all.
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Totally. That is totally
something I am capable of doing.
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Winter storm hyper blow.
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Did you want that
damaged or undamaged?
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Undamaged it is.
Right, of course.
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Makes sense.
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Mystic suck portal.
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All right, that's enough
practice.
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Here it comes.
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This time for real.
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Wet ceiling.
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( speaking indistinctly )
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Okay, seriously.
I swear.
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I can do this.
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It just does that
sometimes.
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Let me try again.
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No need. I've seen
everything I need to see.
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Thank you.
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B-b-but, hey.
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How'd I do?
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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
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Uh, you failed.
Good-bye.
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What? Failed?
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So this was all
just a waste of time?
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Princess, would you like me
to read you
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the results of
my evaluation?
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Let's see.
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Tells me you have
a closet full of secrets.
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But what does that
have to do with...
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While under your care,
your wand,
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the single most important
heirloom of the
Butterfly dynasty,
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was broken.
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You lost the sacred
book of spells,
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and replaced it with
a college-ruled notebook.
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And lastly,
your spell casting
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is so undisciplined
and unstructured,
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that you're incapable of
performing basic magic.
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You can't even
bring me an apple.
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Who wants sandwiches?
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Get out!
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Your Highness,
you failed.
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No, no, no.
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If I failed, that means
I have to go home.
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That's not my problem.
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Good-bye, princess.
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It's perfect.
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Does this mean
she gets to stay?
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Ah! I knew
you'd do great.
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Thanks, Marco.
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( sighs )
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Well, she has
a closet full of secrets,
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a broken wand,
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a notebook containing
her own spells,
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and she doesn't know
basic magic.
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So she failed.
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Ow!
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No, my queen.
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Star is nowhere near
your skill level at her age.
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She's far beyond it.
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But I haven't seen
anything like this...
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since Queen Eclipsa.
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Monster love.
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( gasps )
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( yells )
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Not now, puppy.
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( yells )
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I should be safe
under here.
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( barking )
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What?
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( growls )
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Whee!
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( groans )
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( makes shooting noises )
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I'll get you, tennis ball.
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Hey, can I borrow your
dimensional scissors
for a second?
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- Yeah, sure. Whatever.
- Thanks.
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All right, guys.
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Who's ready for
a walk?
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Come on, puppies.
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Whew. Problem solved.
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Hmm.
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Here you go.
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Sir?
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( belches )
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Ah, feels good, man.
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So far.
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What?
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Where did
you get these?
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Seriously, fleshwad. Talk.
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Uh, well,
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I'm borrowing them
from a friend
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who may or may not
be Star Butterfly.
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Wrong answer.
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I'm the forger of
all dimensional scissors.
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Each pair is made specifically
for the entity who earns them.
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Lady, I can't read that.
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It's me.
That's my name.
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Hek-a-poo.
Hekapoo.
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You humans are lame
times a thousand.
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Boop.
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I don't care
whose name is on them.
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I borrowed them
from Star and I'm
returning them.
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And how do you propose
you're going to get them back?
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Well, I'll earn them
like you said...
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( laughing )
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That's rich.
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I'm serious.
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I'll have you know
I have a red belt in karate.
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This should be amazing.
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Okay. All you have to do
is blow out this flame.
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Really? No problem.
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What the...
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That's one.
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Hey.
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That's two.
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( laughing )
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Bye-bye.
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HEKAPOO: She doesn't have
the scissors,
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and you're gonna have to
blow out a whole lotta flames
271
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,920
to find them.
272
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,420
Are you looking for
these, dum-dum?
273
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:35,080
( all taunting )
274
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,540
Ow! You're burning me
a bald spot.
275
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,170
I don't have time for this.
276
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,290
HEKAPOO: It may take
days, months,
277
00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:59,250
even lifetimes.
( laughs )
278
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,540
I don't think you have
the goods to do it.
279
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:06,000
Go home to your stinky
dirt rock, little boy.
280
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,750
I don't care
how long it takes.
281
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,750
I'm getting those scissors.
282
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,420
Oh, dang it.
283
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,920
Good boy, Joffrey.
284
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,830
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
285
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:19,080
Rainbow diaper blast!
286
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,500
Not cool, bub.
287
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,790
Take it easy, man.
288
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,880
This new dog park
is really confusing.
289
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,420
Dog park?
290
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,380
Oh, Marco!
291
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,620
Why did you...
Oh, no.
292
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,620
He's gone scissor happy.
293
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,080
( dogs barking,
girl yelling )
294
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,500
Okay, puppies,
time to come home.
295
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,380
( barking )
296
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,040
Oh, Marco, Marco, Marco.
297
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,670
Oh!
298
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,750
Oh, this does not bode well.
299
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,250
( vibrating )
300
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,710
Hey, girl,
I'm doing my cardio.
301
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,670
Okay, hold up. I'm gonna
put it on an incline.
302
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:53,960
Okay, girl,
what's good?
303
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,880
Okay, so Marco opened
a bunch of portals
304
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,580
with my scissors and one
of them looks like this.
305
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,880
Oh, snap, that's bad!
306
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,170
Yeah, that's what I thought.
307
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,960
The red portal is Hekapoo.
308
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,750
You need to get away from it,
and if she asks,
309
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,880
you do not tell her you got
those scissors from me, okay?
310
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,420
Wait. I thought Hekapoo
gave you those scissors.
311
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,710
I mean, yeah, she left
the scissors in the bathroom
312
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,750
at the Bounce Lounge,
and what happened then
313
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,790
was I took them, so yeah,
basically, they're mine.
314
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,330
What? No, Pony,
that's stealing.
315
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:24,750
Uh, I'm pretty sure
that's called finding.
316
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,790
Okay, so is Marco in trouble?
317
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,710
You know what?
He's probably dead.
318
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,210
That Hekapoo chick
is crazy, man.
319
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,920
Oh, boy. All right,
I'll talk to you later, girl.
320
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,290
Bye-eee!
321
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:36,620
I'm coming, Marco.
322
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,880
( raucous squawk )
323
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,290
( sneezes )
324
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,040
- Dude, watch it.
- Sorry.
325
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,790
Oh, incoming!
326
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,920
Oh, dude, it's on.
327
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,790
Hey-yah!
328
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:19,790
Ha ha!
329
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,170
Oh, man.
330
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,500
So it all comes down
to this.
331
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,080
Sixteen years.
332
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,920
A lot of clones.
333
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,920
Seemed to go by...
( snaps fingers ) like that.
334
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,750
I finally tracked
you down, Hekapoo.
335
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,710
Yep, it's the real me.
336
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,040
No more clones, so...
337
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,710
Who's a little boy now?
338
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,750
This is the part where
you blow out my flame?
339
00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,830
Ha. You barely escaped me
on the exploding
plains of Flendar.
340
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,120
When I lost your trail in
the mist of the Never Zone,
341
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,210
I thought
I'd never find you.
342
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,460
After spending a few years
infiltrating a cloister
of monks,
343
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,920
I acquired some ancient texts
344
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,000
which led me to
dimensional scholars
345
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,750
who taught me to translate
their language.
346
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,750
After that, it was
a simple matter of surviving
347
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,460
the Afflicted Forest
and ending up right
at your door.
348
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,960
Not bad for a human.
349
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,790
You truly earned these.
350
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,830
I underestimated you.
351
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,380
Hekapoo, where's Marco?
352
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,380
Star!
353
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,620
( groaning )
354
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,500
Unhand me,
beautiful stranger.
355
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,750
How do you know my name?
356
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,710
It's me, Marco.
See?
357
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,500
Marco?!
358
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,170
Marco!
359
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,920
Oh, man, we have
so much to catch up on.
360
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920
I've learned how
to sword fight...
361
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,790
( Marco continues
indistinctly )
362
00:18:56,790 --> 00:19:00,170
Then I jet-skied
off a waterfall.
363
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,750
- Isn't that cool?
- What?
364
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,790
Oh, check it out!
365
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,250
It took me 16 years,
366
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,750
but I totally earned
these scissors.
367
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,920
Wait, 16 years?
368
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,170
You've been gone from Earth
for, like, eight minutes.
369
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,670
Eight minutes?
370
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,710
Yeah, I forgot to tell you
that time passes differently
371
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:18,460
in this dimension.
Not sorry.
372
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,000
No, no, no.
This is good.
373
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,670
It means you haven't
missed anything
back on Earth.
374
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,670
Come on. Use your new scissors
to take us home.
375
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,170
Yeah, about that.
376
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:28,040
I don't think
I'm coming back.
377
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,420
Turns out I really like
my new life here.
378
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,540
I got my sword,
my dragon cycle.
379
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,330
I get to ride around all day
and go on adventures
380
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,790
whenever I want.
381
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,540
It's the journey,
you know.
382
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,920
Yeah, that dragon cycle
is really dope.
383
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,170
No, wait, wait.
384
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,710
What about your parents,
385
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,790
or your friends...
or me?
386
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,500
Don't look at me.
387
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,880
Those scissors are yours now.
388
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,420
You can come back here
any time you want.
389
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,880
Please. Take care of Nachos
while I'm gone.
390
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,330
She's in good hands.
391
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,460
Adios, boo-boo.
392
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,120
Well, old friend, you really
gave me a run for my money.
393
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,330
Likewise.
394
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,880
You're pretty cool.
( laughs )
395
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,460
Thanks.
396
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,920
- Bye.
- Later, H-poo.
397
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,040
Don't call me that!
398
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,750
( yells ) Oh.
399
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,580
No! My hot bod!
400
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,250
Where did it go?
401
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,080
Squish.
402
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,250
Oh, I guess you're back
on Earth's timeline now.
403
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,040
But look on
the bright side.
404
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,830
You still have
your bald spot.
405
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:45,210
Seriously?! That's the thing
that stayed the same?
406
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,710
( Hekapoo laughing )
407
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,710
You got the mark
of Hekapoo, son!
408
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,460
Okay, bye-bye.
409
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,830
Hey, who cares if
you're 14 again?
410
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,500
That just means we have
more time to go on
adventures together.
411
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,330
Especially now that you
have your own scissors.
412
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,080
Yeah, I guess
you're right.
413
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,580
Of course I am.
Now I'm gonna go
make us some nachos.
414
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,460
"Password"?
415
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,540
I don't remember
my password.
416
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,880
( sighs )
417
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,580
Mmm. Still warm.
418
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,830
( barking
and whimpering )
419
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:36,500
All right.
Let's go for a walk.
420
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,580
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
421
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,250
♪ That's saying something ♪
422
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,710
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
423
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:50,290
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
424
00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:54,670
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
425
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:57,040
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
426
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,830
♪ You haven't met ♪
427
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:02,920
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
428
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,120
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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