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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Mmmm.
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Hm.
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Oh, just eat one already!
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There's only ever
one chip worth eating.
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Besides, if this is
too boring,
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you could be practicing
your magic.
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Fine!
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What are we
learning today?
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Why don't you pick one?
Pick anything.
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And my mom would
be cool with that?
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Yes, there's a lot I do
that your mom isn't cool with.
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Well, how cool would she be
with this?
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( evil laughter )
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The table of contents?
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A thrilling choice.
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Why is that
in the middle?
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- Ehhh?
- Pedestrian.
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- Ehh?
- Boring.
- ( barks )
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( laughs )
The perfect chip.
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What's this?!
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- Oh, no, no.
- Hey, you said anything.
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It's the most dangerous
chapter in the book.
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It shouldn't even
be in there.
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Your mom would
totally freak out.
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Okay, okay,
you sold me.
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I wanna read that.
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Oh, I don't
know, Star.
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It could taint you.
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Perfect chip!
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Unlock it.
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Hostage-taking.
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Classic Butterfly.
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Unlock it or else.
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- You wouldn't.
- Uh-uh-uh.
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Okay, okay.
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Chip.
( crunching loudly )
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Okay, so...
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- Yes, yes, but, um...
- Hey!
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This wasn't the deal.
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Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
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But you're without
your bargaining chip.
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Fine. I am standing here.
Open it.
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Now, I'm going to show you,
for a split second.
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( loud buzzing )
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Bureaucracy of Magic.
Yes, this is he.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Kind of a bad time.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Are you listening to me?
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- You're busy right now.
- This is not a good time.
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This is the worst time.
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- Star, I'll be right back.
- Just hang up.
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Don't turn the page.
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( shrieking )
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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( shrieking )
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Oh, hi, Mr. Glossaryck.
Sir?
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Sean. Oh.
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Sorry. The transporter's
on the fritz today.
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But there's free muffins
in the lobby.
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Look, Sean, I was
in the middle of something,
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and it was of
ultra cosmic importance.
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Yeah, but you see,
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the Magic High Commission
wants to see you, too, and...
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( laughing )
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Uh, is everything
all right?
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I don't know.
Is everything all right?
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Did you get on the right flight?
Are you running late?
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Are you cracked,
are you confused?
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Are you mad?
( blubbering )
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Oh, Mr. Glossaryck,
you're so crazy.
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But you still have
to go up and see
the Magic High Commission.
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Hand me your radio.
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( loud blaring sound )
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Radio's on the fritz, too.
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You're gonna
have to go up.
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Very well.
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Great. Up the elevator,
all the way to the top.
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Wait, wait, wait.
No magic in the building.
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You'll have to walk.
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Fine.
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Have a magical day.
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Glossaryck.
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Glossaryck, Glossaryck,
Glossaryck.
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He is not waking up.
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Time to call Mom.
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Uh, never mind.
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Please step through
the magical detection machine.
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Oh, come on.
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Are you carrying any articles
of magic, sorcery,
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or occult objects
of a mystical nature?
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Uh... no.
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Just step this way, please.
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- ( beeps )
- Thank you.
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Okay, Mr. Glossaryck.
Your turn.
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( alarm blaring )
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Wait. Hold on.
Are you kidding?
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That other guy
just walked right through.
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Technology, right?
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I miss
the simpler days.
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I think
we're done here.
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- Have a magical...
- ( alarm sounds )
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Sean, work with me, please.
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Cosmic ultra importance.
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( beeps )
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( alarms sounding )
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That stays with me.
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Hello. Hold the elevator.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Glossaryck.
Which floor?
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We've done this.
Top floor.
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Uh, what's going on?
The elevator's not moving.
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Uh, elevator's
on the fritz, too.
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Sorry.
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But there's muffins
in the lobby.
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Which part of "cosmic
ultra importance"
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do you not understand?
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( bell dings )
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Now we have to stop on
every floor.
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( maniacal laughter )
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Sean. Stairs.
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( exhausted sigh )
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( panting )
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Hey, Star, check it out.
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I'm getting my first
chest hair.
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It's pretty small,
but if you look at it
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in just the right light...
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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What's up with him?
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He's on the fritz.
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Wait a sec.
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Are you doing something
you're not supposed to?
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Glossaryck said
not to turn the page.
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But he didn't say
you couldn't.
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( panting and muttering )
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Stairs are
on the fritz, too.
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( angry groaning )
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Now, now,
Mr. Glossaryck.
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No magic in the building.
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You're probably wondering
why you're here.
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Children, the only thing
I wonder
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is why you waste my time.
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Don't call me children.
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You're the children.
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I've got chest diamonds
bigger than you.
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Rhombulus.
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Rhombulus, you still mad
about my last visit?
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( bleating )
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Excuse me, sorry.
Don't mean to be rude.
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Getting stronger, though,
huh? That's good.
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You always do this!
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So you bring me here
while I'm at work.
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Doing my job.
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Yes, Glossaryck.
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That's exactly what
we're here to talk about.
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My liege.
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The commission
has discovered a problem.
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Something somewhere
is sapping the power of magic
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from the universe.
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Yes, that would explain
the fritz.
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That's what I've
been saying.
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Hey, the time-out corner
is not on the fritz.
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Stupid Glossaryck.
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Stupid time out.
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Omnitraxus has been
searching for the leak's cause.
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Omnitraxus, what have
you learned?
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- ( muffled speaking )
- Hello!
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Omni?
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Can you hear me?
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- Check the inputs.
- You out.
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Yeah, whatever.
I'll crystallize myself.
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Would you miss me? No.
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( bleating )
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Whatever's causing it,
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I want everyone
to be on their toes.
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Especially Star.
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I need you to accelerate
her training.
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Yeah... no.
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Why all the riddles?
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You were always very direct
when you were training me.
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Well, it finally happened.
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Every queen wants to tell me
how to do my job.
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"My training was different."
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You know what
Glossaryck hears?
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Me-me-me-me-me!
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"I'm going to pull my mentor
away from his job
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so I can be in
the spotlight again."
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The only Butterfly
to leave me be
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was your great-great-great
great-great-great-great
great-grandmother,
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Eclipsa,
the queen of darkness,
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whose chapter, coincidentally,
you left Star alone with
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when you pulled me into
this wonderland of red tape.
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Turn the page,
turn the page!
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I'm gonna turn
the page.
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Turn the page, Marco!
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( anguished bleating )
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You all did this because
you don't trust me,
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and what's worse,
you don't trust Star.
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My queen. My queen,
your training was different
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because Star is different.
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You have to have faith in her
to make choices
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that are best for her.
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And my job
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is to train Star
to be a queen.
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Oh!
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- So?
- Yeah.
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You read the whole thing?
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Yeah.
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And?
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It wasn't all that.
I mean, I get it.
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Power of darkness,
forces of evil,
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eternal suffering,
blah, blah, blah.
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But honestly, didn't
really affect me that much.
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- Just wasn't my thing.
- Yes!
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But Marco,
on the other hand.
Yikes.
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( evil muttering )
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Luckily, there's
a spell
to fix that.
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Oh, Minnesota.
Fancy.
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Okay, you got this.
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Today is the day.
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- Hey, Marco.
- ( gasps )
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Today is the day
for what?
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Oh, uh...
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Today is the day...
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I was going to
ask you a question.
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Okay.
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Jackie, I was wondering
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if you'd like to go out
and get me some paper towels
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for Marco's sweaty pits.
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- Uh...
- No, no, no, no!
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That is not
what I meant to say.
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What I meant to say is,
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the sweat is gushing
down Marco's back
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- like a waterfall.
- ( nervous laugh )
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Now it's crossing the border
into Marco's undies.
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Aaaah!
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Okay, well, Jackie
is going to go now
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and get Marco
some paper towels
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for his wet body.
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00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,685
( whimpers )
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00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:08,228
That was so stupid!
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00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,350
Hey, hey, now, Marco.
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00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,272
It's not
that big a deal.
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I heard what happened.
Everyone's talking about it.
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00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,447
Well, looks like you should
just give up on dating forever.
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00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,699
Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
262
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:22,242
I'm not gonna let
being tongue-tied stop me.
263
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,204
Pen me.
264
00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:28,458
Jackie, will you
go out with me Friday night?
265
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,330
Hey, uh, Jackie.
266
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,581
Oh, hey,
there you are.
267
00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:33,543
I got your paper towels.
268
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,005
Oh, uh...
( nervous giggle )
269
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,837
Thanks. Here's
some paper for you.
270
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,049
"Marco can't grow
hair on his chin,
271
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,841
but he can
on his back"?!
272
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,512
- Ha!
- What?!
273
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,384
( reading quickly )
274
00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:47,938
( giggling )
275
00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:49,599
Bro, my jacket.
276
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:51,391
Oh, sorry, Chet.
277
00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,854
No worries. It's just
a material possession.
278
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:55,485
Marco thinks Chet
should punch him.
279
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,777
- What?
- No, no, no.
I mean,
280
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,821
if Marco were Chet,
he'd totally punch Marco.
281
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,993
It's just a jacket, dude.
282
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,206
Marco would lose
all respect for Chet
283
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:07,908
if Chet didn't
punch Marco.
284
00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:09,789
Don't... don't make me
do this, bro.
285
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,543
What happened
in there?
286
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,295
I don't know
what got into me.
287
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,626
Every time I'm
around Jackie,
288
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,588
I keep blurting out
the wrong thing.
289
00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:20,420
Every night when
Marco goes to sleep,
290
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,722
he shapes his pillow in the form
of Jackie Lynn Thomas.
291
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,134
and kisses it
good night.
292
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,515
Did you say something?
293
00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:27,347
( muffled speaking )
294
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,099
( groaning )
295
00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:34,274
Marco,
what's happening?
296
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,937
Wait. Let's see
where this goes.
297
00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:39,699
( anguished screaming )
298
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,111
( all gasping )
299
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,367
Hello.
300
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,329
( yelps )
301
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,751
Oh, you made
a little Marco Junior.
302
00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,543
'Sup, Marco Junior?
303
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:56,756
Janna, that's not his hand.
That's...
304
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,128
Oh, oh, oh.
305
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,881
Marco Diaz covers the mirror
when he showers,
306
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,552
because, because, because,
307
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:05,765
because Marco is ashamed
of his own body!
308
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,057
Oh, it's
so adorable.
309
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,808
Are you crazy?!
310
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,061
How am I ever gonna
ask out Jackie like this?
311
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:13,143
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
312
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,814
Did any of you get
the English homework assignment?
313
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:17,027
Marco thinks...
314
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:19,779
Oh, I can
show you, Jackie.
Come with me.
315
00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:23,483
That's it. I remember
where I've seen you before.
316
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:26,786
Hey, where'd you get
my combination?
317
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:28,158
From your diary.
318
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,913
What is
that stuff?
319
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,584
Just some of
my personal things.
320
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:37,457
I've seen Marco Junior
somewhere before.
321
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:38,628
Stop calling
it that!
322
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,001
Here. The Naysaya.
323
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:44,264
"The Naysay grows out of
the neck of its victim."
324
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:47,347
Yes, that is Naysaya
when Naysaya was younger.
325
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,599
"It reveals itself when
the afflicted
326
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,601
attempts to woo
their true love,
327
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:54,184
exposing the victim's
deepest, darkest secrets
328
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,016
for all to hear."
329
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:57,607
And to judge.
330
00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,279
What the heck
is that thing?
331
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:00,941
JANNA: Oh, that's a demon.
332
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,822
The Naysaya is
a total demon curse.
333
00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:04,734
( groans )
A demon.
334
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:10,330
Dude, I'm so sorry.
335
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,791
I totally put
that curse on you
336
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,833
to prevent you from
asking out Star.
337
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,665
Why would you do
something like that?
338
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,088
That was before
we started hanging out.
339
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:21,211
You haven't asked out a girl
since the Blood Moon Ball?
340
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,304
That's way more embarrassing
than that thing on your neck.
341
00:15:24,304 --> 00:15:25,845
How do I
get rid of it?
342
00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:27,717
Just let it
run its course.
343
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:30,050
Once it's shouted
all your worst,
most shameful secrets,
344
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,641
it'll wear off.
345
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:32,932
And how long
will that take?
346
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,355
It depends.
How insecure are you?
347
00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:36,896
Oh, no.
348
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,690
Good luck, dude.
349
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,402
( knocking on door )
350
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:45,865
STAR: Marco?
What did Tom say?
351
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:49,659
Tom says Marco will have Naysaya
for the rest of his life,
352
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:53,033
because, because, because
Marco is so insecure.
353
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,705
You should
get back to school.
354
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,786
You're missing class.
355
00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:58,878
Well, aren't you coming, too?
356
00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:01,081
I won't be going
to school anymore.
357
00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:03,673
What?
358
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:09,889
Marco, it's just
a demon curse.
359
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:13,263
Don't let Naysaya keep you
from what you want.
360
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,975
( sighs )
Okay.
361
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,937
The door is cutting off
the circulation to my finger,
362
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:20,730
so I better get going.
Ooh, tingly.
363
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,904
She's a good friend.
364
00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,566
All right, dude,
what do you want
365
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:27,867
what do you want
to keep your mouth shut?
366
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,569
What?
367
00:16:29,569 --> 00:16:31,571
What do you want?
368
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:34,874
Marco wants to know
what Naysaya wants?
369
00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:38,748
But no one has ever
asked what Naysaya wants.
370
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,501
Well, dude,
it's your lucky day.
What do you want?
371
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,714
May Naysaya have
whatever he pleases?
372
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:46,336
As long as you let me
ask Jackie out,
373
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:47,757
you can have
whatever you want.
374
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,470
Then Naysaya would like...
375
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,801
cereal.
376
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:54,514
Seriously?
377
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,096
You can have cereal.
378
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:57,897
But... but...
379
00:16:57,897 --> 00:17:00,730
Naysaya would like
to enjoy cereal
380
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,813
in Naysaya's own mouth.
381
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,146
Ahhhh.
382
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:11,071
Will... will...
will it hurt?
383
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,074
Just make sure you chew
with your teeth.
384
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,038
Some more.
385
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,832
Some more.
386
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,626
Some more!
387
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,800
Okay, so you promise
to keep your mouth shut, right?
388
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,592
( swallowing )
389
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,054
Naysaya is in your corner.
390
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,846
( bell rings )
391
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,439
That is so cute,
you guys.
392
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:45,024
( sighs deeply )
393
00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:47,147
Hey, Jackie.
394
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:48,858
Look. Is that Marco?
395
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,450
He's going for it.
396
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:53,113
Hey, Marco.
Are you cold?
397
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,614
What's going on here
with the scarf?
398
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:57,407
Oh, you know,
sometimes I...
399
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:59,749
ski to school.
400
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:01,911
No way! I snowboard.
Awesome!
401
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:05,545
Yeah, yeah, there's probably
a lot of stuff
402
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,417
you don't know about me.
403
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,758
That's why I thought
it would be cool
404
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:11,801
if we, uh, if we,
if you and I, if we...
405
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,423
went on a...
406
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,635
Oh, oh, oh,
this is the Jacqueline
407
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:18,848
Marco practiced asking out
in the mirror. Oh!
408
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,982
Marco even pretend-kissed you
with his own... reflection.
409
00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:25,145
Naysaya, you promised
you wouldn't do that.
410
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,897
What's a promise?
411
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:29,529
Look, I gotta go home.
412
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:32,532
You're... you're
really confusing me.
413
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:36,946
Jackie, wait!
414
00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:39,739
It's not me
saying this stuff.
415
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:41,661
It's him.
416
00:18:41,661 --> 00:18:44,244
- Greetings, Jacqueline.
- ( gasps )
417
00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:46,626
That is disgusting.
418
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,628
Is that
a British accent?
419
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,341
Jackie, there's nothing
I can do.
420
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:54,214
Got this curse thing
on my neck.
421
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:56,966
But I'd still like
to ask--
422
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,468
Marco hasn't taken a bath
423
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:01,100
since he saw
that shark movie.
424
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:03,973
He's right.
425
00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:06,896
I haven't taken a bath
since I saw that shark movie.
426
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,978
I mean, I take showers.
427
00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:10,980
I'm just afraid
of the tub.
428
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,733
Oh, oh, oh,
and Marco wears...
429
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,535
I wear ballet shoes
around the house.
430
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:16,986
And he never held hands--
431
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:19,409
I never held hands
with a girl.
432
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,541
- So I practiced
with Ferguson.
- And, and, and--
433
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,543
I always sit
when I go to the bathroom
434
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,415
What? Come on,
there's ladies in the house.
435
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,288
I cry when it rains.
436
00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:31,381
I still got my wubbie
and his name is Esteban.
437
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,963
Until last week, I thought
that the state of mind
438
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:35,965
was between
Nebraska and Kansas.
439
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,797
I'm a straight-A student,
440
00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:40,600
and I've still got no idea
how to do long division.
441
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,892
Go ahead, someone
yell out a division.
442
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,974
BOY: 724 divided by 7.
443
00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:47,307
I got no idea.
Get a calculator.
444
00:19:47,307 --> 00:19:48,898
Yes, but Marco--
445
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:51,311
I filled a notebook
with my first name
446
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,022
and your last name,
447
00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:55,194
because I couldn't decide
which looked better--
448
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,076
Marco Diaz Lynne Thomas,
449
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:59,198
or Marco Lynne Thomas Diaz.
450
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,911
- Oh, oh...
- Oh, yeah,
and another thing.
451
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,824
I kept this drawing
you made of the moon.
452
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,746
I pulled it out of
the trash in art class.
453
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,998
That's supposed to be
a watermelon.
454
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:11,881
Oh, really?
Looks like a moon.
455
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:16,135
Well, your watermelon
reminds me of my biggest
fear of all--
456
00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:18,798
that we're all alone
on this tiny blue marble,
457
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:21,301
floating in the infinite
expanse of the universe,
458
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:23,343
ripped from the center,
459
00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:26,185
and ejected out
into a black void
for no reason at all.
460
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:29,188
Players on the stage
of the absurd.
461
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:32,522
Wow, that was
really... deep.
462
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,354
So there it is, Jackie Lynne.
463
00:20:34,354 --> 00:20:36,356
That's it.
464
00:20:36,356 --> 00:20:38,528
That's all my insecurities.
You know everything now.
465
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,911
Unless I left
anything out.
466
00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:45,124
No, Marco, that's...
467
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:46,956
everything.
468
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:49,289
I still think it'd be
really great
469
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,080
if we hung out
Friday night.
470
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,082
Whoo!
471
00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:56,296
You know, a group of us
are all going to a movie
Friday night.
472
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,007
You should totally come.
473
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,511
That would be awesome.
474
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,594
Cool. Well, see you then.
475
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:07,056
You did it, you did it,
you did it, you did it!
476
00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:09,188
You did it,
you did it!
477
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:11,441
You know who to call
when you get divorced, Marco.
478
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,063
So, curse fulfilled,
right?
479
00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:16,105
How's this work? You just kinda
dry up, flake off?
480
00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:20,990
You know, Naysaya has never
been to the movies.
481
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,363
Ah!
482
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:30,750
Don't open the door.
It's not the milkman.
483
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,212
( screaming )
484
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:37,547
Oh, Marco's very nervous
right now.
485
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,088
After the movie,
you gotta go.
486
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,974
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
487
00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:46,596
♪ That's saying something ♪
488
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,848
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
489
00:21:48,848 --> 00:21:52,812
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
490
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,936
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
491
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,198
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
492
00:21:59,198 --> 00:22:00,940
♪ You haven't met ♪
493
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:05,034
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
494
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:08,868
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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