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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Hey, Marco.
Can I get your help
with something?
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Can't help right now.
I just found out
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there's a Mackie Hand
movie marathon tonight,
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- and I can't miss it.
- Ooh. Who's Mackie Hand?
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He's the greatest martial-arts
superstar who ever lived.
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He died 30 years ago
while performing
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one of his own stunts
on...
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himself. Accidentally.
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Come on, come on,
come on!
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( inhales deeply )
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Ooh!!
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What is it?
What's wrong?
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It's sold out.
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Oh. I'm sorry,
little guy.
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( muffled )
It's okay.
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It was just a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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Don't worry. I'm sure
there's a chance you can
still get a ticket.
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Good things
don't happen to me.
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Hey. What's up?
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- BOTH: Tom?
- What are you doing here?
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Actually, I was wondering
if we could hang out.
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Ugh. No, no, no.
A million times no.
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Not with you, Star.
I meant with Marco.
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Huh? Uh... no.
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Oh. Okay then.
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Guess I'll just find
somebody else
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to go with to
the Mackie Hand movie marathon.
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Huh? What?
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Wait, you're a fan
of Mackie Hand?
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I'm a super fan.
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Why do you want
to go with me?
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I really thought
we connected that one time.
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Over ping-pong?
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You kidnapped me.
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Look, I know I've been
a little aggro in the past,
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and I'm sorry.
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I promise not to
get mad this time.
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( grunting )
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Star, what is he up to?
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I think you should
go with him.
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He's obviously trying
to bury the hammer
or whatever.
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Hatchet.
Bury the hatchet.
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Well, the marathon
is all the way
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on the other side of town,
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so... are you coming
or not?
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Whoa!
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Let me just
give you a tour.
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Giddy up, skeleton horse.
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( whinnies )
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So here it is.
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We got six
flat-screen TV's,
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a photo booth,
karaoke machine.
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- Is that a white tiger?
- ( purring loudly )
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And up here
is the lounge.
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Here. Have a seat
in the throne.
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Are you comfortable?
Can I get you anything?
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Some cereal perhaps?
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Look, you're being
super nice to me right now,
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and you're never
nice to me.
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What's this really
all about?
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Wha... I'm just
a huge fan
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of Mackie Hand.
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What's your favorite
Mackie Hand movie then?
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Uh, it's...
( stammering )
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I knew it.
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You don't know the first
thing about kung-fu.
I'm outta here.
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No, wait, wait.
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It's just because
I have two favorites.
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Hand To Hand To Hand,
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and Hand To Hand To Hand 2.
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Now that I'm saying it,
I'm gonna have to go
with the original.
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Oh. Yeah, you're right.
That is the best one.
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But not the English version.
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I'm talking about
the original in Swedish.
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Huh. I guess you do
like stuff.
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I'm... sorry.
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No, no, no,
I get it, I get it.
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It can be hard to
break through people's
preconceptions of me.
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That's why I don't
have many friends.
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I haven't even been to
a movie marathon before.
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( engine revving )
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Hey, where did you pick up
your sweet ride?
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At a funeral home?
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Are you gonna go pick up
someone's dead grandpa
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and hold a respectful
service for him?
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You think you guys
are fast?
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I can guarantee that we'll
beat you to the next light
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without even
breaking a sweat.
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Yeah. What are ya,
chicken?
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BOTH: What?!
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- Bro.
- Bro.
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- Bro!
- You're on, punk.
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( tires squealing )
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Oh, I'll show them.
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No, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
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( siren blaring,
police radio chatter )
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Those guys are
going to jail.
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( raucous laughter )
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Oh, that was...
that was so much more fun
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than obliterating people.
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Yeah! This whole thing
reminds me of
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one of my favorite songs,
"Awesome Feeling."
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Isn't that a song
by Love Sentence?
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( humming song )
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Uhhhh....
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Yeah.
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Come with me.
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No way!
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You have a signed picture
of you and Justin Towers?
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I also have a vintage
five-disc CD player
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with automatic shuffle.
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♪ Awesome feeling ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna
take us down ♪
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♪ At first
I turned my head ♪
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♪ But then you really
turned my day around ♪
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♪ Awesome feeling ♪
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♪ We started out
as friendnemies ♪
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♪ But found that
we have chemistry ♪
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♪ And you were like
ooo-aa--ooo ♪
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♪ And I was like
ooo-eee-ooo ♪
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♪ White tiger's like
ooo-aaa--oooo ♪
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♪ All right! ♪
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( both laughing )
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Man, I can't believe
I'm actually having
a good time with you.
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I know. Right?
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Heck, I could just skip
that whole movie marathon and--
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Oh, my gosh.
The marathon.
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- What time is it?
- Don't freak out.
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It starts in...
ten minutes?!
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What the heck?
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Hey, can you unlock the door?
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Actually, I can't
let you leave yet.
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What? But we gotta go.
We're gonna be late.
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Couldn't we just
chill here for, like,
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another four-and-a-half
minutes?
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No. Seriously,
let me go.
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Please.
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Just wait
a little longer.
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What is wrong with you?
I said let me go!
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And I said wait!
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( whistle blows )
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Sorry, Tom.
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That's an instant fail
for you.
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Hey, you almost made it
this time.
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No, no.
Wait, wait.
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You gotta give me
a second chance.
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Okay, seriously,
what is going on here?
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Dude, I cleaned
your litter box.
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Well, Master Tom here
was just about to earn
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his anger management
graduation badge.
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All he had to do
was spend three hours alone
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with the person
he hated the most
without blowing up.
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But you,
you had to be selfish.
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You could wait another
four minutes and 15 seconds.
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All you care about are your
precious karate movie tickets.
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- Well, guess what.
- ( gasps )
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Mackie Hand movies
are garbage.
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Are you kidding me?
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You lied to me about
being a Mackie fan,
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and pretended to be
my friend
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so you could earn
some badge?
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Dude, you're a jerk
and a liar,
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and that's not even
the worst part.
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I was dumb enough
to fall for it!
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Marco, wait.
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I do like Love Sentence.
That part wasn't a lie.
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Too little,
too late.
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Which is my second-favorite
Love Sentence song,
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by the way.
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♪ Oh, girl, you know
I never mean to hurt ya ♪
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♪ When you're sad you know
I'd never desert ya ♪
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♪ Mm-mmmm ♪
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♪ You're my angel ♪
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♪ My beautiful dove ♪
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♪ We spiraled high
on a gust of love ♪
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BOTH: ♪ And I knew
right from the start ♪
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♪ Nothing could
tear us apart ♪
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♪ Till the day
you broke my heart ♪
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♪ And now it's
too little too late ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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( unintelligible chanting )
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Eesh, what a drama queen.
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It's... it's...
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Mackie Hand!
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I took quite a tumble there.
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How long was I out?
I hope I didn't make us fall
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too far behind
shooting schedule.
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Mr. Hand, I can't believe
it's really you.
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Say, you must be
the new PA.
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Kevin, right?
Nice to meet you.
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Oh, my gosh. I wish I had
something for you to sign.
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Eh, don't sweat it.
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I gotcha covered.
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Hold still.
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There you go.
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Tom, I can't believe you brought
Mackie Hand back from the dead
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just for me!
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That was... that was
cool of you.
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Wait, I'm dead?
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Three for the Mackie Hand
marathon, please.
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What does the sign say?
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Wait, but... do you know
who this is?
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This is the Mackie Hand
in the flesh.
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Nice costume, but no one
gets in without a ticket.
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Now shove off, grandpa,
before I have to get physical.
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Hey! You!
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You were right.
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This guy's for real.
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Yeah. I told you.
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I still don't
like you, Tom.
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I still don't
like you, too, Marco.
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Is mystery.
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How is there hole
in Newman force field?
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Maybe better question is,
who make hole?
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They find weakness
in Newman magic.
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Could be huge advantage
for all monsters.
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Help my babies
have future.
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You do realize that when
you're writing,
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you're talking out loud.
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Uh... oh, thank you.
I didn't realize I was...
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( groaning )
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Hey, rat,
what is this place?
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( angry squealing )
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( struggling )
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There's only
one way outta here,
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and it's through me.
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Uh, okay, but I did not
ask to leave.
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Nice try, pal,
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but you're not gonna talk
your way outta here.
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'Cause the only way...
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out of here...
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is through me.
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Okay, but...
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( groaning )
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What is this?
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( screaming )
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( whistles )
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Hm? Oh.
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This could feed
a lot of monsters.
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00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,290
So where does all this
delicious corn go?
260
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,540
To the grinder.
261
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,790
Hey, stop the thing.
262
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,710
Why does he
have to yell?
263
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,080
Hands.
264
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,500
I will not.
Okay, I will.
265
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,880
Get to work,
frog man.
266
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,710
What are ya
waiting for?
267
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,460
Get moving!
268
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:39,380
So tell me,
where does all this corn go
269
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,710
after we grind it?
270
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,500
It goes in the hole.
271
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,120
Why?
272
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,290
'Cause if we don't,
we get thrown down that hole.
273
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,880
No. I mean,
where does it go
274
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,210
It goes in the hole.
275
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,750
Okay, we established that.
But then what?
276
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,880
Then we eat dinner.
277
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,710
No, the corn!
I'm talking about the corn!
278
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,420
Where does the corn go?
279
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,620
Oh, the corn.
280
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,620
It goes in the hole.
281
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,540
( frustrated stammering )
282
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,750
Yes, the corn goes
in the hole.
283
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,210
So you do know
where it goes then.
284
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:21,710
You know exactly
where it goes.
285
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:24,710
It goes in your pockets.
286
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,460
( nervous chuckle )
How did those kernels
get in there?
287
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:33,080
The boss doesn't look
kindly on those who
steal from him.
288
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,170
He wants to see you.
289
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:38,290
The boss wants
to see me?
290
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,880
- The... boss!
- ( screaming )
291
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,920
No, no, no!
292
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,170
Boss?
293
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,750
Hey, whoa, whoa, no need
to get the boss involved here.
294
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,330
It's just a few
kernels of corn.
295
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,290
No worries.
I got this.
296
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:56,080
Hey, I'll even make sure to
scream all the way down, okay?
297
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,250
Enjoy the rest of your day.
298
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,750
Bye!
( screaming )
299
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:06,000
( scream fades,
then resumes )
300
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:16,120
Must find out
who is boss.
301
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,750
No fun!
302
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,880
( snoring )
303
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,170
( laughing )
304
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,790
This guy has
own cornfield.
305
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,710
This guy has
own cornfie...
306
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,580
Cornmeal.
307
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,830
( squeaking )
308
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:13,000
Unicastle...
made of corn?
309
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,330
Oh!
310
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,710
( gasps )
311
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,380
Know why they call me
Meat Fork?
312
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,880
Why?
313
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:34,580
Because it's
a family name.
314
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,710
I'm not going back
to grinder.
315
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,080
- No?
- No.
316
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,380
- No?!
- No.
317
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,920
No?!!
318
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,380
No.
319
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:49,080
Okay. Then can you please
take me with you?
320
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,750
Corn on the cob
or creamed corn?
321
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,710
Creamed corn.
322
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,460
- Creamed corn
or popcorn?
- Popcorn.
323
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:56,710
- Popcorn
or boiled corn?
- Popcorn.
324
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,710
- Popcorn or cornbread?
- Cornbread.
325
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,830
- Cornbread
or steamed corn?
- Cornbread.
326
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,330
- Cornbread or
roasted corn?
- Roasted corn.
327
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,710
- Roasted corn
or corned beef?
- There's no corn in...
328
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,750
Green hole.
329
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,830
Did you see that?
330
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,920
It worked!
( maniacal laughter )
331
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,920
Ludo!
332
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,830
Hello, Buffrog.
333
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,120
It's been a while...
334
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,120
old friend.
335
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,750
You're... alive.
336
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,290
Don't act so surprised.
337
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,960
It makes it seem like
you want me dead.
338
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,290
No, please.
I am father now.
339
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,580
I know that,
you idiot.
340
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,750
I'm the one who
gave you those...
341
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,830
You see, girls?
342
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,750
This is why I need that book.
343
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,330
Don't know what I'm
doing with this thing.
344
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,120
- Gotta go.
- He's getting away!
345
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,750
Just swallow it.
346
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,290
But I want him to die.
347
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,380
Uh, fine.
348
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,380
Spit him out.
349
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:35,750
I was going
to let you die,
350
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,920
but my wand told me to give
you Meat Fork's old job.
351
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,330
Meat Fork?
352
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,580
( groaning )
353
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,790
Yeah.
354
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,830
Meat Fork!
355
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,380
But you don't need
monsters now.
356
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,750
You have wand.
357
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,500
Spider, bird, corn.
Rats.
358
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,830
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
359
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:59,170
But you know,
there's more to be done.
360
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,170
So what do you say?
361
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,290
We gettin' the band
back together or what?
362
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,250
I'm... I'm sorry.
363
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,290
I think
you've lost your mind.
364
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:44,710
With wand, Ludo
more powerful than ever,
365
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,880
but more crazy
than ever, too.
366
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,000
He make Buffrog
intriguing offer.
367
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,830
But did I make
right choice for my tadpoles?
368
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,290
Have crazy idea,
369
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:05,710
but have to make sure
I'm not talking out loud first.
370
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:09,290
A big black bug
bit a big black bear.
371
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,920
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Okay, good.
372
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,380
Must warn Star.
373
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,710
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
374
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:29,540
♪ That's saying something ♪
375
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,880
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
376
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,830
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
377
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:39,830
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
378
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,080
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
379
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,790
♪ You haven't met ♪
380
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:47,880
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
381
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,420
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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