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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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There. What do you think?
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I love it!
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Me next, me next, me next!
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And make me look
exactly like Star.
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And I mean exactly.
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Fun sleepover,
huh, guys?
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Best sleepover ever!!
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And it's about to get
a lot better.
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( ticking, alarm rings )
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I never made
brownies before.
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I used real
magic sprinkles.
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ALL: Mmm!
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So good, right?
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Yes!
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Oh, so good.
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( jazzy piano music playing )
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Oh, hey, girls.
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I was just
practicing piano.
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It's jazz.
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Hi, Marco.
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Oh, I didn't know
you played, Marco. Yeah!
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Oh, hey, Jackie.
Didn't see you there.
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Whoa!
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Are you okay?
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Why don't you come and try
one of my brownies?
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Brownies? These days,
I'm sticking with
the protein shakes.
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It's what keeps
these bad boys happy.
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Oh, oh, uh-huh.
You got it bad.
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Bad? No.
( nervous laughter )
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( stammering )
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It's game time, Marco.
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And since you're so good
at playing the field,
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I got a game that
would be perfect for you.
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ALL: Wow!
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It's a box.
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It's called
Truth Or Punishment.
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It's all about
telling your friends
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your deepest,
darkest secrets.
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And I'm out.
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Give me one second.
Marco!
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Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco.
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Why don't you wanna play?
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I just think maybe
some things are better
kept secrets.
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh, Marco,
come play with us.
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Yeah, Marco.
Come share a secret.
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- He's coming.
- I hate you.
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Okay, you're supposed
to ask three questions,
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each one harder
than the last,
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and all we do
is answer them. So...
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Deceit and fables,
lies and fiction,
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even with
complete conviction.
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If truth is absent
from these events,
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all will face
the punishments.
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- What does that mean?
- It means if you lie to him,
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something bad'll
happen.
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Pledge an oath of truth.
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- Pinky swear to me.
- Okay.
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I promise to tell
the truth.
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- The truth.
- The truth.
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- The truth.
- The truth.
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The truth.
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It's time for
Truth Or Punishment.
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Pony, this is
already awesome.
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The first question:
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Uh, Pony?
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Oh, girl, maybe the first one
is very easy.
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The next one's probably
something interesting,
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like have you ever
killed a man.
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Mm, actually,
that's still easy.
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Pony Head,
favorite color?
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- Pony Head color. Done.
- What?
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It's a very popular
color on Mewni.
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Uh, Star, what's
your favorite color?
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Uh, I have to go
with yellow.
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( gasps )
Me, too.
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No way!
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( both giggling )
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- Jackie?
- Neon green.
How about you?
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Well, I like red.
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Blood red?
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Uh... no. Just like,
putty red.
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Well, I like black.
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I can see that.
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Oh, black is
my second favorite.
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Black is pretty cool.
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Someone is lying.
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( all laughing )
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One of us, speak up.
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Okay.
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I love pink.
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It's my favorite.
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- Truth.
- ALL: Pink?!
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I just hate contributing
to gender stereotypes.
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Janna likes pink
and fights the patriarchy.
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That was awesome!
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Yeah. It's, like,
we're inside the game.
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Second question.
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Easy. Everybody
loved my brownies.
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Okay, yeah, they were
very watchamacallit,
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- very good, right, guys?
- Yeah, they were great.
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Yep. Good brownies, Star.
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Actually, I didn't have
a brownie,
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so I guess
I missed out.
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Oh, that's too bad, Marco,
because they were really good.
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Jackie?
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Yeah. Delicious.
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- What?!
- What's happening to us?
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( whinnies )
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Someone is lying.
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And this is what lies
look like on the inside.
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( all screaming )
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Wait. Who didn't
like my brownies?
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I just... ha ha... uh...
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I told you, I didn't even
have a brownie.
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Somebody tell the truth.
Quick.
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Okay. Fine.
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Sorry, Star, I lied.
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Those were, like,
the worst brownies ever.
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- Huh?
- Poor Star.
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Okay, I lied, too.
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Those brownies
tasted like dirt.
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Okay, if I had a stomach,
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I would be very sick
inside of the stomach, okay?
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Well, I loved
her brownies.
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Okay, okay, I lied.
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The brownies
were horrible.
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Okay, I don't wanna
play this game anymore.
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Yeah. I'm sorry I brought
this stupid game now.
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Come on, let's go
to the Bounce Lounge.
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- Good idea.
- Let's get outta here.
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Nobody leaves
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until you answer
the final question.
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Okay, let's do
something else.
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Okay, guys, we can do this.
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Let's just answer
and end this.
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Go ahead, game.
We're ready.
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Who do you have
a crush on?
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Okay, this really cute guy
from skate camp last summer.
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He's really nice.
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ALL: Aww!
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See? That was easy.
Okay, now you go, Marco.
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No, thanks.
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I, uh, I'm good.
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It's Star's turn,
I'm sure.
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I say who goes next,
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and I say
Star goes next.
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Oscar Greeson.
Everybody knows that.
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Good choice.
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Star Fan 13,
your crush?
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Star Butterfly,
of course.
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Pony Head?
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If we're really
being honest here,
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and we're gonna be vulnerable,
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I guess I just have to
admit it and say,
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it's me.
I love myself.
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Go, Pony.
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Well, I think we all know
who I have a crush on.
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- Don't we, Marco?
- Uh...
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Eighteenth-century
poet John Keats.
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Ha ha.
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Okay, Marco Diaz.
Your crush.
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Oh, Marco, you don't
have to...
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No. It's... it's fine.
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Ugh. Okay.
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My crush...
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my crush is on Jackie.
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- Jackie Lynn Thomas.
- What?
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Somebody lied
big time!
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Who lied?!
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Janna, was it you again?
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No. It is John Keats.
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Mine is the cute guy
from skate camp.
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Ha ha. I love Star.
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And I love Oscar Greeson.
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Marco!
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I told you, I have
a crush on Jackie.
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At least,
I think I do.
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What does that really mean?
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I put her on
this sort of pedestal.
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So do I like the image
of her
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or who she really is?
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I mean, I like her enough
to know that she deserves
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someone who wants to get to know
her, which is definitely me.
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Wow!
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I always
get to the truth,
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but that...
kudos, really.
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But you weren't the one
who lied!!
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( evil laughter )
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Don't worry, guys.
I got this.
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Star!
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Marco!
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Jump!
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( evil laughter )
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Stop it! What did we do
to deserve this?
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Lies are a plague.
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- A virus.
- A weed.
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- And to stop a weed...
- You must kill the root.
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But it's not
really lying.
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Huh?
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Sometimes, you don't know
what you think.
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Your head
and your heart disagree.
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You think you know
how you feel about something,
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but then it changes.
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Pony, ask me
my favorite color.
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You already said it.
It's yellow.
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- Ask me again.
- What's your favorite color?
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Right now? Blue.
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Wait! Stop it!
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- You can't change...
- Your mind.
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Jackie, who do you
have a crush on?
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Uh... I don't...
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I don't know anymore.
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No!
( shrieking )
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You think that everything
is black and white,
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and you can't.
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Stop!
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It's a bunch of
different colors
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A rainbow of feelings
that's always changing.
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STAR: Thanks for coming
to my sleepover.
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Thanks, Star.
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- Crazy night, huh?
- Yeah. Crazy.
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See ya at school,
Marco.
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Bye, ladies.
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Uh, hey.
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What say we get
our Sunday morning
breakfast burritos?
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Nah. Not today, Star.
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I'm gonna go catch up
on some Z's.
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My room's that way.
( giggles )
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Marco?
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Marco Diaz!
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00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:10,751
Truth. Star Butterfly
has a crush on...
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Thanks for meeting us
here today, Rasticore.
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We have a problem with
some rogue princesses,
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which I hope
you can help us with.
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( growling )
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00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,732
Destroy the blonde one,
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00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,444
but bring the dark-haired
one to me.
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( stammering )
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Gimme a break.
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- Do you--
- Working on it.
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Oh, Miss Heinous,
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I cannot wait to recapture
our former glory.
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00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:04,434
It has been a long time
since I last ate.
263
00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,646
- ( stomach rumbling )
- Indeed.
264
00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:08,268
Here. Take this.
265
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,270
The last of our savings.
266
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:12,692
Oh, you're so generous,
Miss Heinous.
267
00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:15,525
Finally, some little food
for my mouth.
268
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:17,657
It's not for food,
you fool.
269
00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,489
It's for my hair.
270
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,492
Miss Fairol's number 112.
Golden brown.
271
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,454
And bring back a receipt!
272
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,246
( laughing )
273
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,329
"Billie's Ballet Shoe
Emporium.
274
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,581
Our discounts are
on pointe"?
275
00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:34,584
Marco, why do you
even have this?
276
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,676
For your information,
277
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,549
they are incredibly
comfortable to wear
around the house.
278
00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:42,012
What are you guys doing
looking through my wallet
anyway?
279
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,344
Can't a guy get
any privacy?
280
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:46,476
- Nope.
- Hey, what's with
this weird card?
281
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,018
It's all shaky.
282
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,769
Let me see that.
283
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,652
Hey, this is the Quest Buy
gift card I got for you, Marco.
284
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,985
I can't believe
you haven't used it yet.
285
00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:57,858
I got this for our six-month
friendship-aversary
286
00:12:57,858 --> 00:12:59,659
so you could get yourself
something special.
287
00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:01,571
If you don't use it,
it'll expire.
288
00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:04,784
Look, Star, it's not that
I don't appreciate it, okay?
289
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,708
It's just that the last time
I went to Quest Buy,
I almost got killed.
290
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:11,541
But, Marco,
it expires tonight.
291
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,503
Come on!
292
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:14,875
( whimpers )
293
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,878
( sighs )
Fine. Let's go.
294
00:13:17,878 --> 00:13:19,589
Yay. Perfect!
295
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,922
- Back in a bit, Janna.
- Laters.
296
00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:24,684
All right, let's get you
the perfect gift!
297
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:27,387
Oh, no.
298
00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:28,889
See anything you like?
299
00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:31,391
Look. There's
a Skullaroid camera.
300
00:13:31,391 --> 00:13:33,353
Takes pictures
specifically of ghosts.
301
00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,195
Uh, I don't think so.
302
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:38,608
Oh, how about some spooky
haunted garden gnomes?
303
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:39,990
Look at all this stuff.
304
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,701
This is exactly why
I do not like shopping.
305
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,203
I can never
make up my mind.
306
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:44,995
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
307
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:47,327
Easy there,
Mr. Picky Pants.
308
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,579
Luckily, we got
until midnight.
309
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:06,226
Tell me where Princess Star
and Princess Marco are located.
310
00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:08,728
Uh, loud.
They went to Quest Buy.
311
00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:11,181
The one near
the galactic vortex,
312
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:12,933
or the one with
the big parking lot?
313
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,935
( growling )
314
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,688
Never mind.
I found them.
315
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,654
Come on.
316
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:34,995
Why did you even ask
if you already knew?
317
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:38,128
Ooh, that is getting
a little too close for comfort.
318
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,670
Marco, I don't mean
to rush you,
319
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,552
but it's been hours.
320
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,004
If you don't find
something soon,
321
00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:46,556
the card will expire
and go to waste.
322
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,598
You know it's hard for me
to shop in public.
323
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:51,561
Plus I'm just not that into
Quest Buy gear.
324
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:54,774
Ugh, Marco!
325
00:14:54,774 --> 00:14:58,148
They have literally
everything in the universe here.
326
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,151
There has to be something
you want.
327
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,902
Please!!
328
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,824
Hurry up!!
329
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,486
If you're going
to rush me,
330
00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:08,528
then I'll just buy
some piece of junk now,
331
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:11,031
and come back to exchange
it later, okay?
332
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,497
What the heck?!
333
00:15:17,497 --> 00:15:19,879
( laughing )
Oh, yeah. That.
334
00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,711
I may have forgotten
to mention that this is
335
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:24,044
a "friends to the end"
gift card.
336
00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:26,716
You have to truly, deeply
want the item you spend it on,
337
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:28,508
or else it won't work.
338
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:31,721
Star, why would you give me
a card like that?
339
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:35,015
Because I wanted to get you
something you really liked.
340
00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:37,477
Okay. Fine.
341
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:40,320
Just, uh, nothing
in this section.
342
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,402
Good, 'cause I don't
like you either.
343
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:44,654
I see why
you're on sale.
344
00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:45,986
All right, all right.
345
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,737
- Ugh!
- How about this?
346
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:48,989
No, no. Too gaudy.
347
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,530
How about one of these?
348
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,871
Another keychain?
I'll pass.
349
00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,623
How about one of these?
350
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,415
Uh, maybe. Nah.
351
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,836
How about this?
352
00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:59,839
Star, you know the neck
is gonna stretch out on that.
353
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:01,631
Ow! All right, all right!
354
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,794
I'm sorry, but I really
can't decide under
this kind of pressure.
355
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,506
Maybe we can get
an extension on the card.
356
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,717
Well, we can try.
357
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,639
Excuse me.
I have a question.
358
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:11,721
- Not my department.
- But you're customer service.
359
00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:15,055
Oh, yeah.
360
00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:16,766
We really need
to ditch that sign.
361
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,768
Fine. How can I help you?
362
00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:21,401
Is there any way we can
extend the expiration date
on this card?
363
00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:22,862
- Shouldn't be a problem.
- ( beeps )
364
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,694
Uh, you know what?
365
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:27,737
No. This is a "friends
to the end" gift card.
366
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,909
It's not only impervious
to change,
367
00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:33,203
- but when it expires,
so do you.
- What?!
368
00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:34,824
Like, we die?
369
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:38,788
Geez. Everyone's gotta die
some time.
370
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:41,541
This just guarantees
that you'll die sooner.
371
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:44,464
It's all here in
the contract your friend signed.
372
00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:46,966
If you don't use it
by midnight, zap, ha ha.
373
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,389
Both of you get blasted
into oblivion.
374
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,131
Zap?!
Tell me again, Star.
375
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:53,393
Why did you get me
a card like this?
376
00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:55,765
I didn't know.
I never read the fine print.
377
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,727
Always read
the fine print, Star.
378
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:58,938
I mean, look at
this contract.
379
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,981
There's gotta be
something we can do.
380
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,813
Nope. Sorry, dude.
381
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:05,855
Um, dudes.
382
00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:07,817
Seeing as there's
only a few hours left,
383
00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:09,989
you better go find
something you really like.
384
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:11,201
( both screaming )
385
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,465
Uh, yes, before you ask,
this is not my...
386
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,799
- Oh, no. Ten minutes
to midnight.
- We're toast.
387
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,934
Activating expiration mode.
388
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:37,437
Shooting star explosion!
389
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:41,561
Enough nonsense.
Choose your gift.
390
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,443
Your life
depends on it.
391
00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:45,855
Commencing countdown
to your expiration date.
392
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,777
You have ten minutes.
393
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,820
- See anything
you like, Marco?
- No.
394
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,782
Nine minutes
until expiration.
395
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:54,784
- What about
gourmet hair gel?
- No
396
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:57,327
8.5 minutes until
expiration.
397
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,199
Who designed this card?!
398
00:17:59,199 --> 00:18:00,830
Why do you have
to be so picky?
399
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,202
I'm not picky.
400
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:04,754
I'm just...
highly selective.
401
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:08,007
Wait, Star.
Hold on.
402
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,550
The ultimate in privacy.
403
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,922
It's even my favorite color.
404
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:15,885
And a thumbprint
privacy setting.
( laughs )
405
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:17,677
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
406
00:18:17,677 --> 00:18:18,928
It's yours, Marco.
407
00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,099
Get it, get it,
get it out.
408
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,931
( straining )
It's stuck.
409
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:25,605
- Sorry, sir.
That's a display model.
- ( screaming )
410
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,817
We gotta get
the Quest Buy
sloth employee to help us.
411
00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,489
( laughing )
412
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,493
Stand back.
413
00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:35,655
My friend Marco needs
one of your privacy wallets.
414
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:39,739
Uh, well, I am on my break,
415
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:41,831
but, sure, let me check.
416
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,543
Can you see if
they have it in plum?
417
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:46,546
Uh, sorry. Looks like
we're out of stock.
418
00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,918
No. It can't be.
419
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:51,050
One minute
to expiration.
420
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,253
This is all my fault.
421
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,885
I should've let you know
there was an expiration date.
422
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,018
And I wasn't being lazy
when I bought that thing,
I promise.
423
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:01,471
I genuinely thought you would
love to pick out
424
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,062
what you wanted.
425
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,895
Sorry. Did you mean
jeans pig unwanted?
426
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,977
I know a lot of this
wouldn't have happened
427
00:19:07,977 --> 00:19:09,529
if I was easier
to shop for.
428
00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:12,822
Okay, I will search for
cheesier mop store.
429
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,404
Let's hug,
430
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,696
so when they find
our charred skeletons,
431
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,618
they'll know
we were friends.
432
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:23,042
Sorry. There was zero results
for snow made worm pants.
433
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,954
Wait! I know what I want!
434
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:27,917
Hey, there's only one thing
in this whole stinkin' store
435
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,590
that I could ever want.
Star's my best friend,
436
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:34,594
and friendship is the greatest
gift I could ever receive.
437
00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:39,889
You need to pick something
you can purchase from the store.
438
00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,971
Well, it was
worth a shot.
439
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,394
- It was sweet, Marco.
- Preparing to honor
expiration.
440
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,105
Good-bye, Marco.
441
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:47,687
Good-bye, Star.
442
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,021
( angry muttering )
443
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:53,523
Where are the stairs
in this place?
444
00:19:55,945 --> 00:20:00,950
Princesses, my name is
Rasticore Chaosus Disastorvayne.
445
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,032
Miss Heinous sent me.
446
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,539
Invalid entry.
Expiration imminent.
447
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,751
Hold it. We do have
448
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,043
one more privacy wallet
in stock.
449
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:17,387
- ( both exclaim )
- Only, sorry.
450
00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:19,549
We don't have it in plum.
451
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:22,392
Just, we have it in, um,
Prussian blue.
452
00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:26,766
( sobbing )
453
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:29,018
Oh, it's perfect.
454
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:30,900
Prussian blue
is my favorite color.
455
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,061
Even more than plum.
456
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:35,815
Sheesh. So dramatic.
457
00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:37,987
Good doing business
with you, sir.
458
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,989
Contract obligation
fulfilled.
459
00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,284
( beeps )
460
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,746
( explosion )
461
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,749
Well, that completes
your transaction.
462
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,921
Have a good day, sir.
463
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,583
We got you
the perfect friendship gift!
464
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,215
What is with this thing?
465
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,177
How the heck are you
even supposed to open this?
466
00:20:58,177 --> 00:20:59,509
Let me see that.
467
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,931
Nice try, ladies.
468
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:04,053
Its thumbprint lock
will allow no man or
magical creature to ever--
469
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:05,885
Got it.
470
00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:08,017
Janna, get out of town!
471
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,390
- How did you do that, Janna?
- I've got Marco's thumbprint.
472
00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:13,853
In fact, I've got all of your
sensitive information, Marco.
473
00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:15,395
Get outta town!!
474
00:21:16,656 --> 00:21:20,069
Delivery from
Quest Buy, milady.
475
00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:23,032
But I wouldn't open it.
You're not going to like it.
476
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,406
Oh, well, then there are
two things in this room
I don't like.
477
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:30,870
Rasticore!
478
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:35,585
I'll get you,
Princess Marco.
479
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,918
I'm sorry. What's the other
thing you don't like?
480
00:21:42,091 --> 00:21:44,223
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
481
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:45,975
♪ That's saying something ♪
482
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:48,097
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
483
00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:51,931
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
484
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:56,145
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
485
00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,358
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
486
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,239
♪ You haven't met ♪
487
00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:04,113
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
488
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:08,748
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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