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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Star, let's go.
We've been here for hours.
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No. We are not leaving until
the old donuts get thrown out.
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( whistling )
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- Evening, Marco.
- Evening, Pete.
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Ah!
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Star. Some lady
just got your donuts.
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What?
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( shuddering )
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Mina.
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You're Mina Loveberry.
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You caught me.
Are you a cop?
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That's Mina Loveberry.
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I have no idea
who that is.
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Marco, she's
the greatest warrior
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- to ever live.
- Uh, her?
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I lost my bag.
Has anyone seen
my bag?
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That's a lady who's
lost her marbles.
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No, she's
Mina Loveberry.
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- Hello.
- Mewni's greatest
protector.
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At least, I think
that's her.
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Well, why don't you
see for yourself?
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No, no, no.
Marco, no!
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- Hello, Mina.
- Hello.
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What are you doing
on Earth?
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I'm on vacation.
Doctor's orders.
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What are you gonna do
on your vacation?
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I will let the soul
be my guide
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and wander off
to the depths
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of this unseen planet.
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Wow!
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That's what you say
when you've lost your marbles.
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Marco, just...
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There is actually
a really great park
across the street.
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Fantastic!
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The perfect place
to view humanity
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at its most docile.
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I will leave
in two seconds.
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Boy, what a weirdo.
Star?
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Oh, no.
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Wait. Wait, Mina.
Wait.
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Teach me your way,
O great warrior.
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Hmm. Yeah. Okay.
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Really?
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O great Mina,
you will not be disappointed.
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But ain't nothin'
for free.
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You're gonna have to do
something for me.
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Anything.
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Get this bag
off my head.
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Ooh, ow.
A, E, I, O, U!
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Welcome to the Echo Creek
Mud Pits.
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Here, we will answer
all of your questions
about mud.
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Finally.
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Today, I go
where Mina goes.
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Look at us; we're already
basically best friends.
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Inseparable.
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Boy, are you guys in for
a real educational treat today.
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Lesson number first.
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In becoming
a great warrior,
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one must cleanse
their mind
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from sinking thought.
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So... just don't think?
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Don't think.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Oh!
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We are mud sisters.
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Wait a second.
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Where's my camera,
where's my telescope,
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where's my sketch pad?
What the heck is that?
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Observe the wooly mammoth,
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who may or may not have
walked through these mud pits
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19 million years ago.
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We're not really sure.
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Ride, my great beast.
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Ride to the cloud city
of Cloudlandia!
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Get down, ya weirdo.
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Come on, big boy.
Let's get to movin'.
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Uh, ma'am, you leave
that mammoth alone.
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I command ye to move.
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That's it. I'm comin' in
to get you, ma'am.
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Sorry, you can't
be doin' that.
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Whoa, goin' down.
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What a cruel
twist of fate.
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Star, she's
clearly lost it.
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I am the conqueror
of the beast.
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No autographs.
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Lesson number one, Marco.
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Just stop thinkin'.
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Now, class,
meaning you,
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our next lesson is of
utmost importance
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to the survival
of a warrior.
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We're gonna learn how to
make some weapons.
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The higher I go,
the closer I get
to reaching the stars.
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Be resourceful with
finding material.
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( girl screams )
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See? Now I have
a sturdy chain
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to chain stuff with.
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Easy breezy taco peasy.
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Go make your own
warrior weapon.
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All right, Star,
you got this.
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It's just like
arts and crafts,
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but with weapons.
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Which ones are yours?
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( sighs )
Those two.
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( screaming )
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Oh, bless your soul.
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Come on, Star,
anything can be a weapon.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look at this string.
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How lucky could I be?
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And what is this?
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A pine cone?
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Everything's comin' up Star.
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Let go of my bat,
you naughty lady.
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Mina, did you finish
building your weapon yet?
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I have created
the most deadly of maces.
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Awesome!
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You know, I'm actually
pretty proud of mine, too.
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Uh, kazza kazza wha?
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It is a pine cone
tied to a string,
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and then, I put some flowers
on it and drew a face.
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I call him Davey.
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Fantastic!
Ho!
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Ho!
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When they turn
18, they're the
government's problem.
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Hot dogs here.
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Get your hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Lesson number tres.
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You gotta gather intel.
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Sh, someone may be listening.
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Learn from
your new surroundings.
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Learn from new
surroundings.
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Oh, sorry.
I didn't know
it was a wig.
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Who is your ruler
on this planet?
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Not from around here,
are we?
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- She's a foreigner.
- Oh, how exotic.
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This is the United States
of America.
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We don't have any rulers here.
We're free.
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But who makes the rules?
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We make our own rules
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through the radical
process of voting.
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( screeching )
Just trying to wrap
my head around this.
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You mean you vote if you
can do something or not?
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That's right,
little lady.
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- So I can do this?
- Sure.
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- And this, too?
- You betcha.
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Is this legal?
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Actually,
that's arson.
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Freedom!
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ALL: Freedom!
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MINA: No chains
or limitations.
I'm freedom!
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We have learned there are
no rules on this planet.
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It's an anything goes
fight to the death.
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Star, wait.
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You've gotta stop this.
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Stop what?
What am I doing?
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You guys ruined
the entire park today.
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Marco, Mina was my idol
growing up.
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Imagine if you randomly
met your idol one day,
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- and didn't
follow them around.
- But your idol is bananas.
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Look, thanks for trying
to look out for me.
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But I'm gonna go train
with my hero.
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- Fine. I'm just gonna
enjoy the park by myself.
- ( siren )
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Sir, we're gonna have to
ask you a couple questions.
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All right, step one.
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Just stop thinking.
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Step two,
make a weapon.
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Step tres,
gather intel.
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( panting )
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Mina, I made it!
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Come, little mud face.
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You must partake in
the warrior's ritual.
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Step inside
the circle of animals.
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- Now, repeat these words:
- Repeat these words.
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- Not these words,
the ones coming.
- Right. Sorry.
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O great battle lords.
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O great battle lords.
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- Please protect us.
- Please protect us.
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Carry our foes off to
the depths of space and time
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so they may forever live in
the ruins of our victory.
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( muttering gibberish )...
victory.
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Lead us to the battle,
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and you shall bathe in
our conquests. Ha!
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( making weird noises )
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So, mud sister,
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what are we battling?
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Some demons? Gargoyles?
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- Them people.
- Joggers?
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No, ding-dong.
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All the people
of this forsaken planet.
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( laughs )
No. You don't mean that.
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That's wacky talk.
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What these little ants
lack is a ruler.
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And guess who's
gonna give 'em one?
Bink.
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- Now, kneel before
your new ruler.
- Okay.
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We're gonna have
so much fun rulin'
these folks.
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I've made a huge mistake.
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So a gonzo donut collector
came out of a dumpster.
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- Uh-huh.
- To teach your friend,
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another gonzo donut collector
in a dumpster.
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- Yep.
- And together,
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they destroyed
a family park?
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Yeah. If I was trying
to cover my butt,
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I'd say the exact
same thing.
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MINA: Kneel before
me, minions.
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I am the greatest warrior
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that this world
has ever known!
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( siren wailing )
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Let's ride.
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Mina, I can't
take over the Earth.
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Aw, of course you can.
You're a warrior now.
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Now let's start by
rounding up the rest
of these folks,
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and pushin' 'em off
this here ledge.
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( nervous giggle )
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Mina, I care about Earth.
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I don't wanna conquer it.
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I thought you cared about
being a warrior.
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I guess I thought
being a warrior
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was something different.
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Uh, excuse me, miss.
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- Don't we get
a vote in this?
- ALL: Yeah!
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What are you,
a bunch of comedians?
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We ain't votin' on this.
I'm your ruler now.
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Mm, all those in favor
of the crazy lady
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being our new ruler,
raise your hands.
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One, two...
six. okay.
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All those opposed.
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One, two...
five, six.
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Looks like we have
ourselves a draw.
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Hey, did anybody
not vote?
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Me.
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I didn't vote.
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Come on.
You got mud on your face.
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We're a team.
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We can rule
this land together.
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Mud sister.
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00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:41,311
No. You're bananas, Mina.
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Like the bad kind.
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Hey, freedom wins again.
259
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:46,316
( cheering )
260
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,358
I thought you were
a warrior.
261
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:51,401
You're just a little girl
living on a stupid
freedom planet.
262
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,324
- You don't even
deserve this.
- Davey!
263
00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:58,538
I wouldn't dare rule over
this looney bin.
264
00:10:58,538 --> 00:11:00,330
- ( siren blaring )
- Attention, citizens.
265
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,492
- We are looking for--
- She's in there.
266
00:11:04,785 --> 00:11:06,416
Uh, there's
nothing inside.
267
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,208
Magic does exist.
268
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:11,381
I repeat, magic...
does exist.
269
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,424
You were right, Marco.
270
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,057
Mina was a lady
with no marbles.
271
00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:18,598
You wanna go check
behind the French bakery
272
00:11:18,598 --> 00:11:20,470
for some day-old
baguettes?
273
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,182
Of course I do.
274
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,064
Boop.
275
00:11:24,064 --> 00:11:26,566
Mud sister.
276
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,238
- Camping!
- ( screams )
277
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:40,320
What's up, nature?!
278
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,622
You're gonna get tamed!
279
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:45,585
( buzzing )
280
00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:48,708
( gasps )
Nature's touching me.
281
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,131
Hey, little guy.
282
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:52,502
( gasps )
283
00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:55,175
Cataclysmic total extinction
death blast!
284
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:57,717
Star, we're not on Mewni.
285
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,760
( buzzing )
286
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,601
Nature's nice here.
You'll see.
287
00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,603
We'll do some fishing,
a little hiking,
288
00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:06,606
and then... this!
289
00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:08,058
( gasps )
290
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:10,020
A treasure map?
291
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,232
What? No.
It's Old Youthful.
292
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,444
One of the oldest
geysers on Earth.
293
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,987
- And guess when
it's erupting.
- Today?
294
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:20,821
Mmmm-hmmmm.
295
00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:22,993
Well, we got
a big day ahead.
296
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,915
Let's get started.
297
00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:26,456
Aren't your parents coming?
298
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,208
Nah. You know how
most parents show
299
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,540
slide shows of
their vacation?
Mine show paintings.
300
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:33,083
And done. Next.
301
00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:37,217
So it's just
the two of us then?
302
00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,299
Yeah. Is that okay?
303
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:42,552
( explosion )
304
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:55,655
Camping!!
305
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,067
Dad!
306
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,166
Dad, oh, it's always
great to see you.
307
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,537
But what are you
doing here?
308
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,709
( straining )
309
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,505
What, I can't go camping
with my own daughter?
310
00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,467
I taught you how to camp.
311
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,590
Yeah, and now Marco's
showing me how to go
camping here on Earth.
312
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,722
Really? Is he showing you
313
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:26,056
how to stalk
a Narinthian tar beast
314
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,769
for eleven days
with no food,
315
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:32,062
no sleep,
and no clothes?!
316
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,194
No, Dad, nature's
really nice here.
317
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:36,106
Look at what it gave me.
318
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,358
Love bites.
319
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:40,991
Here, Marco. Show Dad
how to Earth fish.
320
00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,322
Yeah, sure.
321
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:46,576
Whoa. So, how do I...
322
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,658
Amazing. Now what?
323
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,450
You're already doing it.
324
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,952
Yay, Dad!
325
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,916
Now we just sit
and wait.
326
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,964
You wait for the fish
to come to you?
327
00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:06,516
Just relax
and take it all in.
328
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,969
( breathing deeply )
329
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:11,601
Ah!
Smell that? Okay.
330
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,933
Where'd he go?
331
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,935
Fishing!!
332
00:14:14,935 --> 00:14:17,567
Take that and that.
333
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,779
Is that what fishing
on Mewni looks like?
334
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,744
It says Old Youthful
actually got its name
335
00:14:24,744 --> 00:14:26,536
from early settlers
who believed
336
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,988
that it had
rejuvenating powers.
337
00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,039
That sounds really--
338
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,580
Boring!
339
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,582
Why are we walking
so slow?
340
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:35,205
Well, I was trying
to take it easy,
341
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:37,497
'cause, you know,
what you did to your foot.
342
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,800
But I don't
even feel it.
343
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,173
Come on, let me
magic you up some boots.
344
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,925
I don't need any of that.
345
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,466
I don't even need feet.
346
00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:47,807
Can you do this, huh?
347
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:48,969
Can you do this?
348
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,010
I don't think you can.
349
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,641
Want a piggyback
ride, honey?
350
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,354
Aw, Dad. No.
351
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:57,017
Since when are you
too cool for piggyback rides?
352
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:59,359
Well, I'm not too cool
for a piggyback--
353
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:00,690
That would be weird, Marco.
354
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,782
Race you to
the water thing.
355
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:05,735
( laughing )
356
00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:07,827
- Is that the right way?
- No.
357
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,830
Is your dad okay?
358
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,412
I think so.
359
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,335
He just really loves
family camping trips.
360
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:18,038
Okay, where'd you go,
big guy?
361
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,249
Got him.
362
00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:20,800
What's he doing
way up there?
363
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,095
Hey, Dad.
364
00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,306
Everything all right?
365
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,969
Sh. Staring contest.
366
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,103
Whoa! That's
a bald eagle.
367
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,645
We are breakin'
a whole bunch of laws here.
368
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:36,766
He started it.
369
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,728
Marco's right, Dad.
370
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,190
Let's go see
Old Youthful.
371
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,731
Don't worry, darling.
372
00:15:41,731 --> 00:15:43,653
Once I break
his spirit with my eyes,
373
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:45,195
he'll fly us there.
374
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,657
( speaking gibberish )
375
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,912
Llama pajama llama...
376
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:55,205
pa... ja... ma.
377
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,288
This guy's unbelievable.
378
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,630
You can't let him beat you
in front of your own daughter.
379
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,672
She looks up to you.
Does she though?
380
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:04,544
What is that
supposed to mean?
381
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:06,046
Did you notice,
she's pretty much over
382
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:08,468
your piggyback rides.
She used to love those.
383
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,889
And she went camping
without you.
384
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,761
That Marco kid's
probably her boyfriend.
385
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,143
What? No way.
386
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,145
My little girl
isn't dating yet.
387
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:17,307
Whatever. Keep lying
to yourself, old man.
388
00:16:17,307 --> 00:16:20,690
- Old? Who are you calling old?
- ( siren blaring )
389
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,870
Something is definitely
goin' on with my dad.
390
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,073
Okay, everything's cool.
391
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:36,246
Turns out that feathered
thing was some kind of
a sacred animal.
392
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,787
Heads up would've been nice.
393
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:39,709
You folks better
get a move on
394
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,711
if you wanna see
that old geyser.
395
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,714
Who are you calling
an old geezer?!
396
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,717
Oh. Geyser.
397
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:52,472
Yes, Dad, the thing Marco's
been trying to see all day.
398
00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:54,474
We can still
make it in time.
399
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:57,897
This trail should
take us straight...
to it.
400
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,770
Let me see that map.
401
00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:03,773
Is he eating the map?
402
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,525
I was hungry.
403
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,027
Everything is food when you're
struggling to survive.
404
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,649
Except we're not on...
405
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,571
Mewni.
406
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:12,862
Right. Sorry.
407
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:15,155
I'm staying
positive about this.
408
00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:17,657
One of those trails
is the right one.
409
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:18,748
Maybe we'll get lucky.
410
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,960
Eeny, meeny, miney...
411
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,873
Nooooo!
412
00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:25,545
You know what?
413
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,968
I think this may be
my fault.
414
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:31,381
You kids wait right here
while I score us a ride.
415
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:33,723
Oh, man, if he could
get us a ride,
that would be...
416
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,890
( groaning )
417
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,103
You'll never make it
to Old Youthful now.
418
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,146
He goes off in five minutes,
and it's a ten-mile hike.
419
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,778
I'm sorry, Marco.
420
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,400
Oh, come on,
what's the big deal?
421
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,243
- Dad, what is up with you?
- Is this about the bear?
422
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:56,246
No, Dad. You've been
acting really weird all day,
423
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,578
and now, Marco's plans
are basically ruined.
424
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,000
He really wanted to see
Old Youthful.
425
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,793
No, Star, I've seen it,
like, ten times.
426
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,665
I wanted you to see it.
427
00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:07,917
You've shown me
all kind of
amazing stuff
428
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,209
I never knew
existed.
429
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:11,801
I just wanted
to pay you back.
430
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:14,093
Show you something
amazing here on Earth.
431
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,716
Marco!
432
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:18,308
Marco.
433
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:21,020
I guess we can come back
to see Old Youthful erupt
434
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,852
some other time.
435
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,434
Oh, you poor,
poor boy.
436
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,726
- Didn't nobody tell you?
- What?
437
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,649
This here eruption
is gonna be the last.
438
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,282
- What?!
- Those big-city scientists
439
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:34,904
gave that geyser a look-see,
and he's all dried up.
440
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:37,447
He's been fadin' away
for years.
441
00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,038
Oh, he used to be
impressive.
442
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,950
King of the geysers.
443
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:43,703
But now, he's just
a sad shadow of
his former glory.
444
00:18:43,703 --> 00:18:45,875
Aged out
and obsolete.
445
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,508
Ready to retire
and getting in
everybody's way.
446
00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:50,840
Yes, sir, to use
clever wordplay,
447
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,052
Old Youthful
is plumb out of youth.
448
00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:55,054
We should just go.
449
00:18:57,096 --> 00:19:00,600
Yes, Marco.
We will go...
450
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,263
and see that geyser.
451
00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,605
Didn't you hear
what that guy said?
452
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:06,816
It's impossible.
453
00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:07,937
Is it?
454
00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:09,189
Tick-tock.
455
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,822
( slowly )
Tick... tock.
456
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,194
What do you say, Star?
457
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,866
One last piggyback
ride from your old man?
458
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,943
We're almost there!
459
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,656
Just a glacier and two more
war re-enactments.
460
00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:57,907
You hear that, Dad?
461
00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,659
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
462
00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:07,126
No!
463
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,292
Dad!
464
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,334
I'm so sorry, pumpkin.
465
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:15,965
I let you down.
466
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,097
Are you out of your mind?
467
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,929
You ran ten miles
in five minutes.
468
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,552
That's, like,
150 miles an hour.
469
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:25,054
I used to be able
to do it in four minutes.
470
00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:27,056
I'm not the dad
I used to be, Star.
471
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,849
You need someone younger
to take care of you now.
472
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:33,313
Someone like...
your boyfriend Marco here.
473
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:35,234
I'm not her boyfriend.
474
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,947
You fell up a waterfall, dude.
Who does that?
475
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:42,161
I'm older, too, Dad,
but I still need you.
476
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,163
No matter
how old I get,
477
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:46,456
you'll always be my hero,
478
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:49,128
because you'll always
be my dad.
479
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,872
Come here, you.
480
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,175
Well, it's gettin'
chilly out,
481
00:20:56,175 --> 00:21:00,049
so what do you say
we go find you
some pants?
482
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,594
( loud rumbling )
483
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:14,153
Wow!!
484
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:17,567
You gotta stop lying
to the tourists
about that geyser, man.
485
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,989
Yeah, I know,
But it sure is fun.
486
00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:22,031
Marco.
487
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,203
It's beautiful.
488
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,076
( loud crash )
489
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,294
Look, Star.
490
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,758
Dad. You're so young.
491
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,300
Yeah. Fresh-out-
the-womb young.
492
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,383
Brand-new dad!
493
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,134
And here's the king
with his arms up.
494
00:21:45,134 --> 00:21:46,766
And here's the king
putting his arms down.
495
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,348
And here he is walking
out of the crater.
496
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,229
And climbing
out of the crater.
497
00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:53,062
This is so much better
than a slide show.
498
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:59,649
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
499
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:01,070
♪ That's saying something ♪
500
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,653
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
501
00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:07,326
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
502
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,330
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
503
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,292
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
504
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,545
♪ You haven't met ♪
505
00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:19,258
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
506
00:22:19,258 --> 00:22:24,133
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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