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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,920 - PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... - DAPHNE, THIS IS GRETCHEN. 2 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:06,006 - GRETCHEN, THIS IS DAPHNE. - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,050 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,637 I LIKE YOU. I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE SOME THINGS OUT. 5 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,350 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. I SHOULD'VE DEFENDED YOU. 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,729 I BROKE UP WITH GRETCHEN. 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,774 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE STORIES? - OH GOSH, TONS. 8 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:27,068 BECAUSE THAT BOOK I WOULD BUY. 9 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,488 "NINE INNINGS OF GREY." TOTALLY. 10 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,242 - SOMETHING WRONG? - IT'S NOTHING. 11 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,203 IT'S JUST THIS GUY I WAS GONNA SEE TONIGHT JUST BAILED ON ME. 12 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,871 I DROVE DOWN TO TEXAS TO SEE A FRIEND, 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,541 AND WE CAUGHT A GAME. 14 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,960 YOU WERE INCREDIBLE. 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,382 AFTER THE DRILLS, DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE, GRAB A LITTLE BARBECUE? 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,967 - YEAH, LET'S DO IT. - ALL RIGHT. 17 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,970 YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL... OR DON'T FEEL. 18 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,806 I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND AND THAT'S IT. 19 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,476 - TANK, WAIT. 20 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,064 - Tank: OH MY GOD, BAY. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,076 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOUR HAND A REST? 22 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,079 - WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? - THAT THE TENDONS WERE CUT 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,706 PARTIALLY IN TWO FINGERS. 24 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,291 I'M GONNA BE IN THIS LOBSTER CLAW 25 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,792 UNTIL THEY CAN TELL HOW IT'S HEALING. 26 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,210 WE'RE TAKING THE WAIT-AND-SEE APPROACH. 27 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,004 AND YES, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING IT REST. 28 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,964 I'VE BEEN BANGED UP ENOUGH IN FOOTBALL 29 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,008 TO KNOW YOU GOTTA LET YOUR BODY DO ITS THING. 30 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,218 OH, ON THE PLUS SIDE, I GOT A KICK-ASS EXTENSION 31 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,553 - ON ALL MY HOMEWORK. 32 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,179 - LEAVE IT ALONE. 33 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,931 DON'T MAKE ME PUT YOU IN A DOGGY LAMPSHADE. 34 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,891 - (door opens, closes) 35 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,769 UH, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARTY. 36 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,980 THEY THINK I CUT MY HAND ON A GLASS OF ICE WATER, 37 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,898 NOT A BEER BOTTLE. AND MY DAD'S WALKING OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 38 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,443 - HI, DAD. - HEY, SWEETIE. YOU MUST BE TANK. 39 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,445 SORRY I MISSED MEETING YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. JOHN KENNISH. 40 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,281 YES, SIR, I KNOW. THE ROYALS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE YOU LEFT. 41 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,700 WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT. 42 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,785 I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF BAY, 43 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,954 THINKING QUICKLY AND GETTING HER TO THE HOSPITAL. 44 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,165 OH, I MEAN, I JUST DID WHAT ANYBODY WOULD. 45 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,251 UH, NO, HE WAS AMAZING. 46 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,378 SO, HOW'S YOUR SEASON GOING? 47 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,714 WE'VE WON MORE THAN WE LOST, SO I GUESS THAT'S GOOD. 48 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,508 I TRIED ASKING BAY WHAT POSITION YOU PLAY, 49 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,968 BUT... IT'S BAY. 50 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,845 - HEY. 51 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,598 - LEFT SCORER DUDE. - DEFENSIVE END. 52 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,350 YEAH. THAT. 53 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,644 OUTSTANDING. WELL, WE'VE GOT TO COME TO A GAME. 54 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,272 - WATCH YOU GO QUARTERBACK HUNTING. - THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 55 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,233 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE. 56 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,320 - GOOD TO MEET YOU, TANK. - YOU TOO, SIR. 57 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,907 WOW, YOUR DAD'S REALLY COOL. 58 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,367 IF YOU TWO WANT SOME ALONE TIME, 59 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,327 I CAN TOTALLY MAKE MYSELF SCARCE. 60 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,871 WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT BAY WOULD GO OUT WITH A GUY NAMED TANK 61 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,082 AND THAT I'D BE OKAY WITH IT? 62 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,376 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE DATING. 63 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,753 REALLY? 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,005 WHY NOT? HE SEEMS GREAT. 65 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,591 PARENTS DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO THEIR KIDS DATE. 66 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,177 YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT. 67 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,138 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOUR MOM LOVED ME. 68 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,683 WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO USE THIS CRYSTAL. 69 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,101 OH, HELLO, SENATOR. 70 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,854 - HI. - RENZO WANTS TO THROW A COCKTAIL PARTY HERE 71 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,233 TO CELEBRATE MY BOOK DEAL. IT'LL JUST BE THE FAMILY. 72 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,818 I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 73 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:17,279 YEAH, WELL, HE WANTS IT TO BE FANCY. 74 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,158 - OH? - MMM. I BET YOU CLEAN UP REAL GOOD. 75 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,787 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD DO BOOK-THEMED COCKTAILS. 76 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,956 - YOU KNOW, "TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD," 77 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,249 "LIME AND PUNISHMENT" 78 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,793 OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, "LAST OF THE MOJITOS." 79 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,712 - SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 80 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,714 REALLY? YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT? 81 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:39,927 SWEETIE, I THINK THAT IT'S A GREAT IDEA THAT YOU'RE WRITING AGAIN. 82 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,764 WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU'RE WRITING? 83 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,766 IT'S A NOVEL, 84 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,061 UMM, INSPIRED BY OUR EARLY LIFE TOGETHER, 85 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,480 BACK WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING BASEBALL. 86 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,732 WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A BEST-SELLER TO ME. 87 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,111 TOO BAD THE TITLE "THE NATURAL" IS ALREADY TAKEN. 88 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,824 I THINK YOU LEFT OUT A FEW DETAILS. 89 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,909 I JUST CAN'T BLURT OUT 90 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,870 THAT I'M WRITING AN EROTIC NOVEL 91 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,291 BASED ON THE SEX LIVES OF HIS FELLOW TEAMMATES. 92 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,294 I GOTTA WARM HIM UP TO THAT IDEA. 93 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,848 SO, WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME? 94 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,308 MILES. 95 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,935 OH. YEAH, I'D STICK WITH "TANK" TOO. 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,937 - I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,815 MILES IS... 98 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,067 I'M SO SORRY. 99 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,029 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THIS ONE-HANDED SIGNING THING. 100 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,239 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE 101 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,074 WHERE THE HAND COMES TO LIFE. 102 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:47,870 IT'S FINE. I CAN READ YOUR LIPS. 103 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:51,290 - THANK YOU. - SO I GUESS YOU'RE NOT RIPPING 104 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,793 - THE BAND-AID OFF WITH TANK. 105 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,878 I DON'T KNOW. 106 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,714 HE'S SO DIFFERENT FROM ANY GUY I'VE EVER DATED. 107 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,675 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM PERFECT. 108 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,719 TANK'S A REALLY GOOD GUY AND-- LET'S FACE IT-- 109 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,721 THE LAST FEW GUYS I'VE FALLEN FOR 110 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,723 HAVE THROWN MY HEART UNDERNEATH A BUS, 111 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,099 DRAGGED IT FOR A FEW BLOCKS 112 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,768 AND THEN BACKED OVER IT. 113 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,313 YEAH, YOU DESERVE BETTER. 114 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,690 YEAH. ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW 115 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,777 IS A SWEET, UNCOMPLICATED GUY. 116 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,030 ME TOO. 117 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,575 HERE'S TO SWEET, UNCOMPLICATED GUYS. 118 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,209 THERE IS A CLUB FOR EVERYTHING. 119 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,628 ANIME CLUB, ROBOTICS CLUB, 120 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,797 WINE AND CHEESE CLUB. 121 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,675 UKULELE CLUB. 122 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,971 - YOU PLAY THE UKULELE? - NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PLACE. 123 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,514 I GET TO TRY A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING. 124 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,558 MAYBE I AM A GREAT UKULELE PLAYER 125 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,518 - AND I NEVER KNEW IT. - THAT COULD BE TRUE. 126 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,728 I MEAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE DATING A FRAT GUY, 127 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,189 BUT WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I'M QUEEN OF THE KEG STAND. 128 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,816 WHAT FRATERNITY IS TANK IN AGAIN? 129 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,361 - OMEGA PSI! - OH, I REALLY LIKE THEM. THEY'RE SWEET. 130 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,822 ONE OF THEM INVITED ME TO THAT LUAU THEY'RE HAVING. 131 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,449 OH NO, DON'T WORRY. TRAVIS IS TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 132 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,034 ME AND THE GUY ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS, 133 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,122 AND NOW YOU AND I CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER. IT'S A BONUS. 134 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,877 - WHAT? - TANK HASN'T INVITED ME. 135 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,838 OH, I'M SURE HE WILL. HE PROBABLY JUST HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. 136 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,009 HE'S HAD PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES TO BRING IT UP. 137 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,760 PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU 138 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,638 WHEN BLOOD WAS SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR HAND. 139 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,641 OR HE DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE GIRL 140 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:36,187 WHO HAD JUST GIVEN HIM THE "I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND" SPEECH. 141 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,658 SO THERE'S THIS RESTAURANT, 142 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,828 AND THEY HAVE THIS THING-- IT'S CALLED A TWICE-FRIEND ONION RING TOWER. 143 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,789 WANNA CHECK IT OUT? 144 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,583 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 145 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,293 - UMM... - HEY, MAN. 146 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:03,339 SO, I GOT TICKETS FOR THE THEATER ON LANCASTER. 147 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,674 THAT'S THE ONE WITH THE CLOSED-CAPTION GLASSES, RIGHT? 148 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,343 YUP! 149 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,803 COOL. OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF RESTAURANTS AROUND THERE 150 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,639 SO WE CAN PROBABLY GET DINNER AFTER. 151 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,641 SOUNDS GOOD. 152 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:21,148 - OH. - DR. J.'s STILL WAITING ON THOSE X-RAYS. 153 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,651 YEAH, THEY GOT MISFILED BY RADIOLOGY. 154 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:24,860 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THEM. 155 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,323 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM IN THE MOVIE LISTINGS. 156 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,161 WHAT CRAWLED UP HIS BUTT? 157 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,996 SORRY, DIDN'T GET THAT ONE. 158 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,332 IS IT ME OR DOES HE SEEM REALLY PISSED OFF? 159 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,542 MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE HE BROKE UP WITH GRETCHEN. 160 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,545 OH. THAT SUCKS. 161 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,549 - YEAH. - ESPECIALLY WITH HIS 21st BIRTHDAY COMING UP. 162 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,886 - OH NO. - YEAH, I SAW IT ON THE OFFICE CALENDAR. 163 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,931 POOR GUY. I HOPE HE DOESN'T SPEND IT ALONE. 164 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,565 OH! I CAN'T DECIDE 165 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,360 WHAT TO WEAR TO KATHRYN'S PARTY TOMORROW. 166 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,487 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 167 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,532 WHATEVER MAKES ME INVISIBLE. 168 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,953 WHEN KATHRYN WAS AWAY... 169 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,289 I SAW JOHN KISSING JENNICE. 170 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,917 TOBY'S MOTHER-IN-LAW? 171 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,919 I DON'T WANNA GET IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 172 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,672 - GOOD IDEA. - BUT IF I DON'T TELL KATHRYN, 173 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,799 I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING DISLOYAL TO HER. 174 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,511 TRUST ME. PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING. 175 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,513 IT ISN'T ANY OF OUR BUSINESS, 176 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,515 AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAW. 177 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,892 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO. 178 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,519 AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THIS PARTY, 179 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,479 AND SEE HER SO HAPPY AND ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING? 180 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,065 I REALLY DON'T WANNA GO. MAYBE I CAN GET OUT OF IT. 181 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,775 MAYBE-- MAYBE I CAN TELL HER I DON'T FEEL WELL. 182 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:51,656 THAT'S GONNA LOOK BAD, PLUS, THE PARTY MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN YOU THINK. 183 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,081 - (phone ringing) - (people chattering) 184 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:07,421 HEY, SO I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR CAMPBELL'S BIRTHDAY. 185 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,549 SNOW CREEK'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY AND THEY HAVE SNOW TUBING. 186 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,092 WHAT? IS THAT SUPER LAME? 187 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,763 NO. IT'S JUST PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA WITH HIS INJURY. 188 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,473 OH, NO STANDING REQUIRED. 189 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,932 YOU JUST SIT DOWN IN THE INNER TUBE 190 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,560 AND SLIDE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. 191 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,856 CAMPBELL DIDN'T JUST HURT HIS SPINAL CORD. 192 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,609 HE HAD A SEVERE T.B.I. 193 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,152 TIBIA? 194 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,528 TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. 195 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,530 THE IMPACT REALLY DID SOME DAMAGE. 196 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,740 HIS BRAIN IS STILL HEALING. 197 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,910 ANOTHER CRASH CAN MAKE IT 10 TIMES WORSE. 198 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,204 OH, THAT'S AWFUL. 199 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:44,751 YEAH, SO WE SHOULD FIND A LESS DANGEROUS WAY TO CELEBRATE. 200 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,378 HOW ABOUT CUPCAKES IN THE BREAK ROOM? 201 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,714 IT'S HIS 21st BIRTHDAY. WE GOTTA COME UP 202 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,965 WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 203 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,510 LIKE WHAT? 204 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,386 A SURPRISE PARTY? 205 00:09:56,387 --> 00:10:00,265 YEAH, CAMPBELL HASN'T REALLY MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS SINCE MOVING BACK HERE, 206 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,768 - SO I FEEL LIKE IT'S SORT OF UP TO ME... - UH-HUH. 207 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:06,522 - ...TO THROW HIM A PARTY. - OH, I LOVE SURPRISE PARTIES. 208 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,023 - I KNOW, ME TOO. 209 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,484 I EVEN TRACKED DOWN A BUNCH OF HIS SNOWBOARDING BUDDIES 210 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,903 ON FACEBOOK AND GOT THEM ALL TO ROAD TRIP OUT HERE. 211 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,072 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU. 212 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,157 CAMPBELL'S GONNA LOVE THAT. 213 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,702 BUT IT'S THE SAME NIGHT AS YOUR BOOK PARTY. 214 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:24,581 OH. WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN BRING HIM BY AFTER. 215 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,416 IT'S HIS 21st BIRTHDAY. 216 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,418 OH, I GET IT. ALL RIGHT. 217 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,671 WELL, HAVE FUN AT YOUR PARTY, 218 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:34,800 YOU'RE NOT THE ONE TURNING 21. 219 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,385 NO. 220 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,638 - (laughs) UNDERSTOOD. - (laughs) WAIT. 221 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,349 AT SOME POINT, WE'RE GONNA WANT TO MEET 222 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,476 THIS GUY THAT YOU ARE SEEING. 223 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,812 OH. I'M DATING JORGE, NOT CAMPBELL. 224 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,606 JORGE? WHO'S JORGE? 225 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,526 - (door closes) 226 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,821 - HEY. - HI. 227 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:59,283 DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO ACCESSORIZE THIS THING? 228 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,326 LIKE, DO I TRY TO COVER IT 229 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,163 OR JUST EMBRACE THE WHOLE ROBO-CRUSTACEAN OF IT ALL? 230 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,207 PUT ON IT THAT SAYS WHAT HAPPENED 231 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,377 THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 232 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,378 IF THAT'S THE WORST 233 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,088 I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, I'LL BE HAPPY. 234 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,424 GIVE IT TIME. YOUR HAND'LL GET BETTER. 235 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,176 - YOURS DIDN'T. - WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 236 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,096 THAT'S AFTER 20 YEARS OF REPETITIVE MOTION. 237 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,519 IT WILL HEAL AND YOU'LL GO BACK TO MAKING ART IN NO TIME. 238 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,022 HELLO. THESE ARE FOR YOUR MOM. 239 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,941 OH GREAT. THIS IS MY OTHER MOM, REGINA. 240 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,902 - REGINA, THIS IS TANK. - HI. 241 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,446 - UH, RIGHT, THE SWITCHED THING. - YEAH. 242 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,406 I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ANOTHER BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. 243 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,782 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 244 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,410 NO. DO YOU HAVE A VASE? I CAN SPLIT THESE UP. 245 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,953 REALLY, IT'S FINE, 246 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,456 BUT THANK YOU. 247 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,415 THIS IS KATHRYN'S NIGHT. 248 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,168 COME ON, YOU CAN GO GIVE THESE TO HER. 249 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,046 - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 250 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,382 HE'S SO SWEET. 251 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,511 SO I HAVE THE MOST FABULOUS IDEA 252 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,263 FOR THE KEY ART OF YOUR BOOK JACKET. 253 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,308 IT'S A BASEBALL WITH THE STITCHES PULLING APART, 254 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,935 OPENING LIKE A ZIPPER 255 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,896 WITH JUST A HINT OF MAN UNDERNEATH. 256 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,440 - YOU HATE IT. - NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 257 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,942 IT'S JUST I TALKED TO LYDIA TODAY... 258 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,361 AND SHE WANTS ME TO USE MY REAL NAME ON THE BOOK. 259 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,947 NOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO TELL JOHN THE TRUTH. 260 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,865 - I'M GOING TO. - YOU'D BETTER HURRY. 261 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,785 LYDIA SAYS THEY'RE SO EXCITED THAT THEY WANT TO FAST TRACK THIS. 262 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,745 - YOU TALKED TO HER? - I WAS NOSY. 263 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,958 GET TO IT. YOU DON'T WANT JOHN TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS IN A PRESS RELEASE. 264 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,294 - (door opens) - Toby: YO, MOM! 265 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,296 HEY, MOM, WE'RE HERE! 266 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,298 OH, HI, HONEY. 267 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,217 WHOA! SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING 268 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,635 IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT PART OF TOWN. 269 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,303 - YOU LIKE? - YOU LOOK GREAT, MOM. 270 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,390 HEY! OH, HI. 271 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,393 HEY. 272 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,270 WOW. LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 273 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,898 WE WERE BATTLING A PARTICLE-BOARD BOOKSHELF. 274 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,402 JUST HOPE IT'S STILL STANDING. 275 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,361 YEAH. 276 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,572 - CONGRATULATIONS. - OH. 277 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,784 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 278 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,579 YOU REMEMBER REGINA, RIGHT? 279 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,750 - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - YEAH, YOU TOO. 280 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,006 JENNICE, DRINK? 281 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,966 - I'D LOVE ONE, YEAH. - GREAT, BE RIGHT BACK. 282 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,552 - Kathryn: THANKS, HONEY. - John: YEAH. 283 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,221 TOBY INSISTED THAT I COME, 284 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,181 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE SUSPICIOUS IF I DIDN'T. 285 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,183 YOU COULDN'T THINK OF SOME EXCUSE? 286 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,644 JOHN, WE'RE GONNA BE SEEING EACH OTHER AT THINGS. 287 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,397 I JUST WANT IT TO BE NORMAL. 288 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,317 AND I WANTED TO SAY HOW SORRY I AM 289 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,609 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT. 290 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,238 IT WAS A MISTAKE AND IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 291 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,699 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE. 292 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,327 IT WAS NOTHING. LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, OKAY? 293 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,248 THIS IS JUST ANOTHER NORMAL EVENING. 294 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,799 MOM? WHAT'S WRONG? 295 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,429 OH, I'VE BEEN POISONED! OH! 296 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,145 - (thunder crashes) 297 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:19,358 WELCOME TO THE MURDER MYSTERY PARTY. 298 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,913 WELCOME TO CODDINGTON MANOR. 299 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,957 THE YEAR IS 1922, 300 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,793 AND ON THIS DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, 301 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,463 YOU ARE ALL GUESTS OF THE LATE LADY CODDINGTON. 302 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,257 YOU ARE ALL SUSPECTS 303 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,426 IN HER UNTIMELY DEMISE. 304 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,220 NOW IF YOU'LL REFER TO YOUR DOSSIERS, 305 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,347 YOU'LL FIND DETAILS ABOUT YOUR NEW IDENTITIES. 306 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,682 - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? - NO. 307 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,267 OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE CAST MYSELF 308 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,813 - AS FANNY THE FRENCH MAID. - MMM! 309 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,358 I'M MABEL FLITWIT, DITZY HEIRESS. 310 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,859 WELL, PLEASED TO MEET YOU, SWEETHEART. 311 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,695 - LEFTY DIAMOND, IMPORT-EXPORT. 312 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:09,241 THROUGHOUT THE EVENING YOU WILL LOOK FOR CLUES AROUND THE HOUSE 313 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,701 AND PROBE EACH OTHER WITH QUESTIONS. 314 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,329 NOW YOU CAN BE EVASIVE OR MISDIRECT, 315 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,582 BUT YOU CANNOT LIE AS YOU ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL 316 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,252 THE SCANDALOUS SECRETS YOU ARE ALL HIDING. 317 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,629 DO I LOOK LIKE A SILENT MOVIE STAR? 318 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,674 UH, MORE THAN I LOOK LIKE A CONSTABLE. 319 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,386 TENNIS ANYONE? 320 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,807 LOOK AROUND. 321 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,936 ONE OF YOU IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER. 322 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,276 AND IT'S YOUR JOB TO UNMASK THIS KILLER 323 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,988 BEFORE YOU BECOME THE NEXT VICTIM! 324 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,116 - OOH. - MM-HMM. 325 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,625 HEY, DO YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING SOME FOOD 326 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,002 THAT WASN'T NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE? 327 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,212 NAH, I'M OKAY. 328 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,674 COME ON, EVER SINCE YOU MENTIONED THAT PLACE WITH THE ONION RING TOWER, 329 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,759 I'VE BEEN JONESING FOR SOME FRIED FOOD. 330 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,012 I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO CHECK IT OUT. 331 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,182 - AREN'T YOU DATING JORGE? - YES. 332 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,934 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 333 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,896 I JUST MEANT AS FRIENDS. 334 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,524 YOU ASKED ME TO DINNER ON MY BIRTHDAY. 335 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,234 IT SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME. 336 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,155 - NO NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. - WHAT IS IT? 337 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,620 I'M TAKING YOU TO YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 338 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,496 WHAT SURPRISE PARTY? 339 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,958 THE ONE I'M THROWING FOR YOU. 340 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,377 YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY 341 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,839 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET YOU SPEND IT ALONE. 342 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,382 WHO'S GONNA BE THERE? 343 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:53,178 WELL, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, 344 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,056 A BUNCH OF YOUR BUDDIES FROM COLORADO-- 345 00:16:56,057 --> 00:17:00,061 CHRIS, GEEZER AND SOME DUDE NAMED CROWBAR. 346 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,148 THEY'RE COMING HERE? 347 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,734 - THAT'S RIGHT. 348 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,029 I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE GUYS SINCE THE HOSPITAL. 349 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,951 AND YOU PUT THIS TOGETHER? 350 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,453 - YEAH. 351 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,455 COME ON. 352 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,920 SO, LEFTY, 353 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,381 THE POISONED WINE THAT LADY CODDINGTON DRANK, 354 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,132 IT WAS A GIFT FROM YOU. 355 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,219 I'M THINKING YOU MADE HER AN OFFER AND SHE REFUSED. 356 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,720 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, DOLL? 357 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,306 WELL, I DRANK FROM THE SAME WINE BOTTLE 358 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,891 AS LADY CODDINGTON BEFORE-- 359 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,893 WHICH IS INSANE BY THE WAY, 360 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,062 BECAUSE IN ROUND TWO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT I'M SECRETLY PREGNANT. 361 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,981 I READ AHEAD. 362 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,025 - SO WHY AM I NOT DEAD TOO? 363 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,570 HOW ABOUT WE ASK FANNY THE MAID, SWEETHEART? 364 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,113 WHOA, ARE YOU ACCUSING MY MOM OF BEING THE KILLER? 365 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,906 HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE KILLER? 366 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,533 OH, 'CAUSE I'D TELL YOU IF I WAS, SO WE COULD DO 367 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,493 AN AWESOME BONNIE AND CLYDE KIND OF THING. 368 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,453 OH. HOW SWEET... 369 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,372 - AND NOT AT ALL DISTURBING. 370 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,749 THIS IS AWESOME. I'M HAVING A TOTAL BLAST. 371 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,837 YEAH. WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING JUST AS AWESOME. 372 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,757 - ON SATURDAY NIGHT. - YEAH, SATURDAY IS BAD FOR ME. 373 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,636 - OH? WHAT YOU DOING? - STUPID PLEDGE THING. 374 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:20,015 BUT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FRIDAY OR SUNDAY OR BOTH. 375 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,893 - SURE. 376 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,405 SURPRISE! 377 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,866 - HE'S LEGAL. 378 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,077 CROWBAR, MAN. AND CHRIS. 379 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,455 - WHAT'S UP? - NOW I KNOW THIS IS 380 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,332 YOUR FIRST EVER DRINK OF ALCOHOL, 381 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,834 BUT I'M STILL GONNA HAVE TO SEE SOME I. D. 382 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,336 - (rock music playing) 383 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,962 MY WALLET'S IN MY BACK POCKET, 384 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,923 AND WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. 385 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,216 - ALL RIGHT, TELL THE TRUTH, MAN. 386 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,385 WERE YOU REALLY SURPRISED? 387 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:06,102 TOTALLY. DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE HERE. 388 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,189 REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TRACKING US DOWN FOR THIS. 389 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,442 OH, I'M JUST GLAD YOU COULD ALL MAKE IT. 390 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,950 GRETCHEN, HEY. 391 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,286 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 392 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,634 DASH GUNDSON, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 393 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,427 AT TODAY'S TENNIS LESSON, 394 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,304 I OVERHEARD LADY CODDINGTON SAY 395 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,890 SAY SHE WAS CHANGING HER WILL. 396 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,851 MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE SHE WANTED TO CUT OUT OF IT. 397 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,729 YES, SOMEONE WHO WASN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 398 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,980 I FIGURED THIS IS WHERE SHE WOULD KEEP IT. 399 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,775 OUTSTANDING NOTION. 400 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,903 YOU CHECK THE DRAWERS, I'LL CHECK THE BOOKCASE. 401 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,993 AHA! 402 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,039 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 403 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,466 IS THAT THE WILL? 404 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,512 NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 405 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,896 YOUR DEATH SCENE WAS SPECTACULAR, BUT-- 406 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,232 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN MY LADY MACBETH. 407 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,151 THEY STILL TALK ABOUT IT IN SAN JUAN. 408 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,820 I'M SURE. 409 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,698 YOU WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS KIND OF KILLS THE ILLUSION. 410 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,741 WELL, I HAD AN IDEA. 411 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,493 WHAT IF WE FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T DIE? 412 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,873 THAT I FAKED MY OWN DEATH TO UNMASK THE MURDERER? 413 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,625 BUT IF YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH, THERE WOULD BE NO MURDER. 414 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,753 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 415 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,840 WELL, WHAT IF IT WAS A VOODOO POWDER 416 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,675 THAT GAVE THE APPEARANCE OF DEATH? 417 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,011 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE... 418 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,764 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SERVED LADY CODDINGTON THE WINE. 419 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,016 NO, I DID NOT. 420 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,852 THE ONLY WINE I SERVED WAS TO THAT SIREN 421 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,563 OF THE SILVER SCREEN, MS. BELLINI. 422 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,399 MAYBE SHE SERVED MS. CODDINGTON. 423 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,237 NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO POLISH THE SILVER. 424 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,822 NOT SO FAST, FANNY. 425 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:26,618 WHAT MOTIVE WOULD LULU BELLINI HAVE TO POISON LADY CODDINGTON? 426 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,872 LET'S JUST SAY THAT THAT SILENT MOVIE STAR WAS 427 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:35,460 NOT SO SILENT WHEN I FOUND HER IN BED WITH LORD CODDINGTON. 428 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,004 - (normal voice) OH MOM! - (normal voice) IT'S ON THE CARD, HONEY. 429 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,132 - COME ON, LEFTY. 430 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,844 BONJOUR, ADMIRAL. 431 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,890 - ARE ENJOYING THE PARTY? - ACTUALLY, NO. 432 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,683 I WAS LOOKING FOR LADY CODDINGTON'S WILL, 433 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,646 - AND I FOUND YOUR BOOK PROPOSAL INSTEAD. - (door closes) 434 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,356 I WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 435 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,733 KATHRYN, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 436 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,362 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT INTIMATE DETAILS OF OUR FRIENDS' LIVES. 437 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,072 I'M NOT USING REAL NAMES. 438 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,532 YOU'RE USING OUR NAME! 439 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,658 THE REST PEOPLE CAN FIGURE OUT! 440 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,243 IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. 441 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,203 REALLY? 'CAUSE A LOT OF WHAT I WAS READING 442 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,913 SOUNDED VERY FAMILIAR. 443 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,665 SO THEY SPECULATE. 444 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,708 AS LONG AS THEY BUY THE BOOK. 445 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,752 IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT? HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED 446 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,671 ENOUGH PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT WITH THE WHOLE DAPHNE THING? 447 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,131 AND NOW WE'RE GONNA THROW THIS GASOLINE ON THE FIRE AS WELL? 448 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,591 AND BY THE WAY, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN NICE 449 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,844 IF YOU HAD ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY WITH THIS? 450 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,721 SO NOW I NEED YOUR PERMISSION? 451 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,808 OUR KIDS ARE GONNA READ THIS KATHRYN. 452 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,268 WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA THINK? 453 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,770 HOPEFULLY THEY'LL BE HAPPY THAT THEIR MOTHER IS MAKING 454 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,606 A SUCCESSFUL CAREER FOR HERSELF. 455 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:42,694 IS THIS HONESTLY THE ONLY THING YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT? 456 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,488 I TRIED. 457 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,657 I PITCHED PARENTING MEMOIRS, 458 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,576 COOKBOOKS, "40 IN YOUR 40s"-- 459 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,119 THEY WERE ALL REJECTED. 460 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,913 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DEPRESSING THAT IS? 461 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,249 AND NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED 462 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,419 ABOUT AN IDEA OF MINE. 463 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:00,588 GREAT. 464 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,048 I HOPE IT'S WORTH IT. 465 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:20,065 - AH. CONSTABLE, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. - (door closes) 466 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,692 - ACTUALLY-- - YOU HAVE RACKED UP 467 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,736 AN AWFUL LOT OF GAMBLING DEBTS, 468 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,488 DEBTS LADY CODDINGTON AGREED TO PAY. 469 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,450 ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU... 470 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:34,162 ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 471 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,914 WITH THE ADMIRAL. 472 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,958 - (door opens, closes) - I THINK YOU MEAN LORD CODDINGTON. 473 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,627 NO, I MEAN THE ADMIRAL. 474 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,587 GOD! AM I BANGING HIM TOO? 475 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,714 I MUST'VE MISSED IT. 476 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,675 I REALLY GET AROUND, DON'T I? 477 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,762 I'M TALKING ABOUT JOHN. 478 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,431 I SAW YOU TWO IN THE LIVING ROOM 479 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,558 WHEN KATHRYN WAS IN NEW YORK. 480 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:59,187 REGINA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW, BUT-- 481 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,813 I DON'T KNOW WHO STARTED IT, 482 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,732 BUT AS THE SINGLE PERSON IN THE EQUATION, 483 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,318 YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO BACK OFF. 484 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,661 - (rock music playing) 485 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,037 OH HEY, GRETCHEN. 486 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,748 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME CRASHING YOUR PARTY. 487 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,042 CHRIS SAID THAT I SHOULD COME ALONG, 488 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,710 AND WE ALL GO WAY BACK, SO-- 489 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,588 - OH, NOT-- NOT AT ALL. IT'S FINE. 490 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,091 BESIDES, IT'S NOT MY PARTY, ANYWAY. 491 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,885 - IT'S CAMPBELL'S. - WELL, IT'S NICE OF YOU TO PUT THIS TOGETHER, 492 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,845 GETTING ALL OF OUR FRIENDS HERE, 493 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,058 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN CAMPBELL A LITTLE WHILE. 494 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,851 WELL, IT'S A BIG BIRTHDAY, 495 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,354 SO I'M JUST GLAD EVERYONE COULD BE HERE. 496 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,273 NO, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SWEET. 497 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,568 I CAN SEE WHAT HE SEES IN YOU. 498 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,832 NO CLUES IN HERE. 499 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,170 I WONDER WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 500 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,382 I KNOW. 501 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,435 WHAT'S WRONG? 502 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,645 NOTHING. 503 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,732 I MEAN, THIS-- YOU KNOW, YOU AND ME-- 504 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,401 - IS AWESOME. IT JUST-- - I KNOW. 505 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,861 I-- I TOLD YOU I WASN'T INTERESTED 506 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,654 AND NOW I'M ATTACKING YOU. 507 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,449 NO. NO NO, I LOVE THE ATTACKING THING. 508 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,076 GOOD, BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED. 509 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,662 THAT WORKS FOR ME. 510 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,541 - WANNA GO BACK TO KISSING? - YEAH. 511 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,631 WOW. WE GET BETTER WITH PRACTICE. 512 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,553 YEAH. I'VE KINDA BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 513 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,433 THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU INVITED ME TO THE FRATERNITY PARTY? 514 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,560 THE WHA-- WHAT? 515 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:06,481 THE LUAU. I MEAN, WERE YOU PLANNING ON INVITING ME? 516 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:10,068 IT'S GONNA BE LAME. 517 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,071 - YOU REALLY WOULDN'T ENJOY IT. - YOU WANNA TAKE SOMEBODY ELSE. 518 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,491 NO. NO NO NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 519 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,910 THEN WHAT IS IT? 520 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,372 HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT STUPID LUAU? 521 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:26,334 MY FRIEND MARY BETH GOT ASKED BY SOMEBODY IN YOUR FRAT. 522 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,794 I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN IF WE ALL WENT TOGETHER. 523 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,338 NO NO, YOU TWO SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT NIGHT. 524 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,216 - WHY? 525 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,593 UMM... 526 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,387 OKAY, YOU ARE ACTING REALLY WEIRD. 527 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,806 WHY DON'T YOU WANT US TO GO TO THAT PARTY? 528 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:43,434 I CAN'T SAY, OKAY? 529 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,812 TANK. 530 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:50,149 - IT'S A DOGFIGHT. - A WHAT? 531 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,401 IT'S A CONTEST BETWEEN A BUNCH OF THE BROTHERS 532 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,530 TO SEE WHO CAN BRING THE... 533 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,491 THE UGLIEST DATE. 534 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,460 MAKE A WISH. 535 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,463 - Man: YEAH! 536 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,759 - LET'S DISSECT THIS BAD BOY. 537 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,345 HEY, YOU MADE IT! 538 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,348 WOW, THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 539 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,894 - WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? - OH, THEY'RE HIS BUDDIES FROM COLORADO. 540 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,729 THEY DROVE 10 HOURS TO BE HERE. 541 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,440 WOW. YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT. 542 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,402 AH, THIS IS NOTHING. 543 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,654 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 544 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:48,332 I'M GUESSING YOU DID A SEARCH ON HOW TO IMPRESS DEAF CHICKS. 545 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,712 NO. I STARTED TAKING A FEW LESSONS LAST WEEK. 546 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,634 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS A YES ON THE DRINK. 547 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,846 - YES. - I'LL BE BACK. 548 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,100 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY! - WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YA. 549 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,562 - THANKS. WHAT THE HELL IS IT? - All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 550 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,480 - Man: CHECK IT OUT! - IT'S AN ADAPTIVE SNOWBOARD. 551 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,734 WE ALL CHIPPED IN, HAD THIS BAD BOY MADE FOR YOU. 552 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,944 GOTTA GET YOU BACK ON THE SLOPES CARVING AGAIN. 553 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,655 - HOW THE HELL DO YOU RIDE IT? - WELL, THE WHEELS ARE FOR STABILITY, 554 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,325 - KEEPS YOU FROM TIPPING OVER. - SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU TOO LONG TO GET USED TO IT. 555 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:26,037 - JUST LEAN TO THE TURNS, ICE AND GRAVITY DO THE REST. - MM-HMM. 556 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,290 GUYS, THIS IS AWESOME. 557 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,417 I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT. 558 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,793 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG 559 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,421 WE GOT A VAN THAT'S GASSED UP AND POINTED TOWARD THE ROCKIES. 560 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,465 LEAVE TONIGHT AND WE CAN BE THERE BY DAWN. 561 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,217 OH, WE'RE SO GOING. 562 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,470 THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE. 563 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:43,597 Man #2: OH YEAH. 564 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,309 WE CAN'T LET HIM GET ON THAT THING. 565 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,645 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN STOP HIM. 566 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,230 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I'VE SEEN HIM SINCE HIS ACCIDENT. 567 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,983 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. IF HE HAS ANOTHER IMPACT, 568 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,818 - HIS BRAIN COULD-- - OH NO, I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING. 569 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:02,657 I WAS THERE FOR THE CRASH. I WAS WITH HIM FOR EVERY STEP OF HIS RECOVERY. 570 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,784 THE ONE THING THAT'S GOTTEN HIM THROUGH ALL OF THIS 571 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:06,369 IS THE HOPE THAT HE'LL GET BACK OUT THERE. 572 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,204 NOW YOU WANNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM? 573 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:11,457 - IT'S JUST TOO BIG OF A RISK. 574 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,502 CLEARLY, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM VERY WELL. 575 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,430 JOHN KNOWS ABOUT MY BOOK PROPOSAL. 576 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,516 DID YOU TELL HIM? - NO, HE FOUND IT. 577 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,520 - OH. - HE THINKS I'M HUMILIATING MYSELF AND MY FAMILY. 578 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,815 HONEY, YOU'RE NOT HUMILIATING ANYBODY. 579 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,775 I GAVE UP SO MUCH FOR HIS CAREER. 580 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,443 I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THIS UP. 581 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,571 HE'LL COME AROUND, AND IF HE DOESN'T... 582 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,907 YOU COULD ALWAYS MURDER HIM. 583 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,870 IF YOU PARDON ME, I HAVE TO GO HIDE THIS... 584 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,415 - (normal voice) THE BAR. - MMM. THAT'S MY LITTLE COLD-BLOODED KILLER. 585 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,793 - OOH LA LA! 586 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,133 THAT'S DISGUSTING - I AGREE WITH YOU, 587 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,218 AND I WOULD NEVER BE A PART OF IT. 588 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,095 BUT YOU'RE GONNA STAND BY 589 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,347 AND LET YOUR BROTHERS HUMILIATE MY FRIEND MARY BETH-- 590 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,266 WHO, FOR THE RECORD, IS VERY PRETTY-- 591 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,809 JUST BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SIZE ZERO. 592 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,310 THE GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT. 593 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,187 OH. THAT MAKES IT OKAY? 594 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,481 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 595 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,359 LOOK, BELIEVE ME, I THINK IT'S SICK. 596 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,737 YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT MARY BETH DOESN'T LET 597 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,864 HER BROTHER'S ARMY BUDDIES FIND OUT ABOUT THIS, 598 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,033 BECAUSE THEY WILL ORDER AN AIR STRIKE ON YOUR FRAT HOUSE. 599 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,284 HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL HER. 600 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,412 TELL HER NOT TO GO, BUT MAKE UP A REASON. 601 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,247 OH, I'M TELLING HER THE TRUTH. 602 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,624 - YOU CAN'T. - WHY NOT? 603 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,209 'CAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. 604 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,503 IF THE BROTHERS FIND OUT I TOLD YOU, 605 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,256 - I'M GONNA BE BLACKBALLED. - WELL, NOT IF YOU QUIT FIRST. 606 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,633 I CAN'T DO THAT! 607 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,804 LOOK, MY DAD WAS AN OMEGA PSI... 608 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:51,975 AND MOST OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS 609 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,227 LOOK, IT'S NOT ALL THE BROTHERS, OKAY? 610 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,771 THERE ARE GOOD GUYS THERE TOO. 611 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,315 JUST THE ONES WHO ARE TOO AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND. 612 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,817 - NO, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. - IT IS FOR ME, 613 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:05,280 BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S IN THAT FRATERNITY. 614 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,159 - (door opens) 615 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,088 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, 616 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,297 LADY CODDINGTON? 617 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,175 I AM EZMERELDA, HER TWIN SISTER. 618 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,511 O-- OH. 619 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,266 - (whispering) REGINA KNOWS. - (whispering) WHAT?! 620 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,268 APPARENTLY SHE SAW US THE OTHER NIGHT. 621 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,645 - YOU MEAN THE-- - YES. 622 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,230 DID YOU TELL HER IT WAS A MISTAKE? 623 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,773 SHE DIDN'T REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE. 624 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,566 I-- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 625 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,194 - DO YOU THINK SHE'LL TELL KATHRYN? - I DON'T KNOW! 626 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,279 - WHAT IF TOBY AND NIKKI FIND OUT? 627 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,697 I DON'T-- UGH. LOOK, 628 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:51,283 GO BACK TO THE PARTY, I'LL FIND REGINA, 629 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:54,829 AND I WILL CONVINCE HER NOT TO TELL KATHRYN. 630 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,123 OKAY? JUST... GO. 631 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,102 - Man: HUSTLE UP! 632 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,271 YOU CAN'T GO WITH THOSE GUYS. 633 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,189 YEAH. I CAN. 634 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,608 YOUR BRAIN IS STILL VULNERABLE. 635 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,193 DR. J. WOULD NEVER SIGN OFF ON THIS. 636 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,320 GOOD THING I'M NOT ASKING FOR HIS PERMISSION. 637 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,532 COME ONE, MAN. I KNOW DOC TOLD YOU ABOUT SECOND-IMPACT SYNDROME. 638 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:35,077 EVEN A SLIGHT HIT, YOUR BRAIN COULD SWELL UP AND THAT COULD BE IT. 639 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,538 I'M NOT GOING ON A HALF-PIPE. 640 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,249 LOOK AT THIS THING. IT'S A GLORIFIED SLED. 641 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,042 YOU COULD END UP A VEGETABLE, OKAY? 642 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,336 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? ONE FALL AND YOUR WHOLE-- 643 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:47,006 I COULD FALL GETTING INTO MY CAR. 644 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,215 I COULD FALL IN THE SHOWER. 645 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,050 SHOULD I JUST NOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 646 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:52,178 THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING AND YOU KNOW IT. 647 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,805 IF I CAN'T DO WHAT I LOVE... 648 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,267 I MIGHT AS WELL BE A VEGETABLE. 649 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,269 WHY IS IT ALL OR NOTHING WITH YOU? 650 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:04,023 IT'S MY DECISION AND IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU. 651 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:06,234 IT DOES AFFECT ME! I CARE ABOUT YOU! 652 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:13,782 LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT, OKAY? 653 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,578 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO... 654 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:18,622 BUT... 655 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,290 I'M GOING. 656 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:25,045 - CAMPBELL! COME ON! 657 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,106 I'M SORRY. 658 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,778 WHAT A BUNCH OF D-BAGS. 659 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,327 SHOULD I NOT HAVE TOLD YOU? I THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE BETTER TO KNOW AND-- 660 00:33:58,328 --> 00:33:59,746 I'M GLAD YOU DID. 661 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,500 ARE ALL GUYS LIKE THIS? 662 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,962 SO OBSESSED WITH LOOKS AND... 663 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,214 SECRETLY CRUEL? 664 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,549 OF COURSE NOT. 665 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,011 I DON'T THINK SO. 666 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:22,268 CERTAINLY NOT YOUR SMOKING HOT BOYFRIEND. 667 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,063 YOU'RE RIGHT. 668 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,900 MY SMOKING HOT BOYFRIEND IS NOT LIKE THAT. 669 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,695 WE JUST NEED TO FIND A GUY LIKE HIM FOR YOU. 670 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,155 YEAH. 671 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,117 YOU KNOW WHAT? 672 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:41,036 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE GUY WHO ASKED ME TO THAT THING. 673 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,746 HE WAS TOTALLY HOT... 674 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,166 IF YOU'RE INTO BEER GUTS AND UNIBROWS. 675 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,627 IF HE REALLY WANTED TO WIN THAT CONTEST, 676 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,838 HE SHOULD BRING HIMSELF AS HIS DATE. 677 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,590 - OH. 678 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,180 - Regina: I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR TENNIS LESSONS 679 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,724 WITH MABEL FLITWIT. 680 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:04,685 YES, MABEL IS MAKING QUITE A BIT OF PROGRESS. 681 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:09,106 I HEAR WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS IN NINE MONTHS. 682 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,191 YOU ARE THE FATHER OF HER CHILD, ARE YOU NOT? 683 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,778 ARE WE SERIOUSLY PLAYING THE INCEST CARD HERE? 684 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:15,904 RENZO, I'M SORRY. 685 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,698 I HAVE TO CUT THE EVENING SHORT, OKAY? 686 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,658 UH, EVERYBODY! 687 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,412 EVERYBODY COME IN HERE NOW! 688 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,256 UH... 689 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,841 I POISONED LADY CODDINGTON. 690 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,927 - BUT WE'VE JUST STARTED. - SO THAT'S IT? 691 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,263 AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GUESS THAT? 692 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,558 SWEETIE, WE'VE GOT SOME MORE CLUES TO DO HERE. 693 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:48,103 WELL, THE MYSTERY'S SOLVED, SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME... 694 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:52,107 OR... WE-- WE'RE HOME, SO LET'S JUST GO TO BED. 695 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,569 'CAUSE I'M REALLY TIRED AND... 696 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,696 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, KATHRYN, AND-- 697 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,742 JUST GO, JENNICE. GET OUT! 698 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,953 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 699 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,210 DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 700 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,968 I KISSED YOUR FATHER. 701 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,569 WE'RE NOT CONNECTING, JOHN. 702 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,988 WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN A LONG TIME, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 703 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:41,949 - I'M THE ONLY ONE SEEING THAT. - FINE, OKAY, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH 704 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:44,326 A LOT LATELY, OKAY? ALL COUPLES GO THROUGH THIS. 705 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,787 NO, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU CHALK THIS UP TO THAT! 706 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,415 KATHRYN, THE KISS DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 707 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,834 WELL, THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER! 708 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,419 OH, COME ON. IT WAS A MISTAKE, ALL RIGHT? 709 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,838 WE WERE DRINKING, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN. 710 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,047 OH, SO NOW IT'S ALL MY FAULT?! 711 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,050 NO! I AM JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN. 712 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,637 - ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER? - NO, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO HER. 713 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,890 - I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 714 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,685 ALL THE YEARS THAT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANOTHER MAN? 715 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,187 OF COURSE I HAVE, BUT I NEVER ACTED ON IT. 716 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:15,858 AND IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BE WITH SOMEONE IN OUR FAMILY! 717 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,944 OKAY, IT WAS A STUPID, DRUNKEN KISS. 718 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,447 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE KISS! I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE! 719 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,157 WOULD YOU CALM DOWN PLEASE? 720 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,742 DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. 721 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,827 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 722 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:28,996 FINE. WHAT, YOU-- YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT? 723 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,540 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. 724 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:48,307 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A REASON THAT I'M NOT RETURNING ANY OF YOUR TEXTS. 725 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,476 JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 726 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,937 - FINE. - I MADE AN ANONYMOUS CALL 727 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,314 TO THE I. F. C. ABOUT THE PARTY. 728 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,691 - THE WHAT? - THE INTER-FRATERNITY COUNCIL. 729 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,527 THE BROTHERS DENIED IT, BUT BOTTOM LINE IS THEY CANCELLED THE PARTY. 730 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,155 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. OVER. 731 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,698 "ANONYMOUS"? 732 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,074 MEANING YOU'RE STILL IN THE FRATERNITY. 733 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:08,660 - (sighs) BAY, COME ON. - COME ON WHAT? 734 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,621 I'M NOT GONNA DE-PLEDGE. 735 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,916 I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP ON THE FRATERNITY BECAUSE OF ONE BAD THING... 736 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:16,878 AND I'M KINDA HOPING YOU'LL FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME. 737 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,339 I'M NOT PERFECT, OKAY? 738 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,257 I PROBABLY DRINK TOO MUCH, 739 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,384 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST BOOK I READ 740 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,971 AND... I SUCK AT APOLOGIES. 741 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,557 BUT I'M LOYAL. 742 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,185 AND IF YOU'LL LET ME, 743 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,563 I'LL BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD. 744 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,398 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH 745 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:40,567 WITH YOUR LAST TWO BOYFRIENDS, AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU 746 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,945 OR HURT YOU LIKE THEY DID. 747 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,754 TANK, WAIT. 748 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,679 DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW HOW THE MURDER MYSTERY TURNED OUT? 749 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,723 MY MOM WAS THE KILLER. 750 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,600 I READ HER CARD. 751 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,519 YOU CHEATER. 752 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,229 TOLD YOU SHE DID IT. 753 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,898 YEAH, YOU DID. 754 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,820 HMM. 755 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,658 - Man: WHOO-HOO-HOO! - Man #2: YEAH, BABY! 756 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,631 YOU DECIDED NOT TO GO. 757 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,967 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUCK 758 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,595 IN A VAN WITH SNOWBOARDERS FOR EIGHT HOURS? 759 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:52,806 - NOT PRETTY. 760 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:56,603 I-- I'M GONNA GO SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE. 761 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:02,317 OKAY. 762 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,569 I'LL SEE YOU, ALL RIGHT? 763 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,237 HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 764 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,741 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S FINE. 765 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,118 YOU DON'T SEEM FINE. 766 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,581 I DON'T KNOW. 767 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,750 IT'S NOT MUCH FUN WATCHING YOU PAY ATTENTION 768 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,085 TO SOME OTHER GUY ALL NIGHT. 769 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,296 I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 770 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:25,715 ARE YOU INTO HIM? 771 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:36,600 I DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR CAMPBELL, 772 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,561 BUT I HAVE THEM FOR YOU TOO. 773 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,773 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? 774 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,651 I DON'T KNOW. 775 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,655 WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO. 776 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,623 ♪ I'M TRYING NOT TO HURT YOU ♪ 777 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:04,671 ♪ THOUGH I KNOW THAT I DESERVE TO ♪ 778 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:10,051 ♪ AND I'VE TRIED TO ERASE IT ♪ 779 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,680 ♪ FORGET IT OR FAKE IT... ♪ 780 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,139 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 781 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,725 STATE SENATOR JOHN KENNISH 782 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,354 CHECKS INTO A HOTEL? ALONE? 783 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,106 PEOPLE START TO TALK. 784 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:28,236 ♪ SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS HEAL ♪ 785 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,614 ♪ AND THE PAIN, IT TURNS TO TRIUMPH... ♪ 786 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:35,450 - ♪ TO TRIUMPHS OVER AIR... ♪ 787 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,662 - (door closes) - ♪ THEN I LET MYSELF OPEN UP ♪ 788 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,124 ♪ TILL I HAVE HER AGAIN ♪ 789 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,543 ♪ AND I HAVE THESE ♪ 790 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:48,213 ♪ SCARS ♪ 791 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,382 ♪ THAT'S ALL THEY ARE ♪ 792 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:54,052 ♪ SCARS ♪ 793 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,346 ♪ WE ALL HAVE OURS ♪ 794 00:41:56,347 --> 00:42:00,476 ♪ SCARS. ♪ 60087

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