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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:02,084 PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,586 WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY TO YOU? 3 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,129 WHATEVER IT IS, I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW. 4 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,757 HE SAID THAT HE WAS BUYING DRUGS FROM YOUR DAD. 5 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,176 WAS DAD SHOT BECAUSE HE WAS SELLING DRUGS? 6 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,636 I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT. 7 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,137 SO THIS WHOLE REDEPLOYMENT THING-- 8 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,473 I'VE BEEN LOOKING UP WAYS THAT YOU COULD MAYBE GET 9 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,058 DISCHARGED HONORABLY. 10 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,476 MAYBE WE CAN TALK TO MY DAD. 11 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,144 YOU KNOW, POLITICS CAN BE A DIRTY BUSINESS. 12 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,480 THEY END UP DOING THINGS THAT CAN RUIN LIVES. 13 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,941 AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, IT'S NATURAL FOR PEOPLE TO WANT TO RETALIATE. 14 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,151 I'M SICK OF LYING TO EVERYONE. 15 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,196 THIS IS NOT WHO I AM AND YOU AND I ARE... 16 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,489 DONE. 17 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,157 - I'M HER FATHER. - NO, I'M HER FATHER! 18 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,825 LEO AND I. SO YOU BETTER LAWYER UP, 19 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,202 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING ABBY AWAY FROM US. 20 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,370 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 21 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,789 I'M GONNA FIGHT UNTIL I GET MY KID BACK. 22 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,626 - SHE'S AN INFANT, NOT A VELOCIRAPTOR. 23 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,127 I THINK YOU'RE GOOD. 24 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,130 IT HAPPENED SO FAST. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE I'M READY. 25 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,299 SO, DID LEO AND VICTOR 26 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,593 JUST DECIDE TO GIVE HER UP? 27 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,262 NO, BUT I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER 28 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,097 AND HER D. N. A. MATCHED. 29 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,766 THE JUDGE AGREED-- ABBY BELONGS WITH HER FATHER. 30 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:03,562 CONSIDER ALL YOUR OUTLETS OFFICIALLY BABY-PROOFED... 31 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,565 SEVEN MONTHS EARLY. 32 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,233 THANK YOU. 33 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,734 OH, I WISH YOU WOULDN'T GO. 34 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,236 THREE OF US IN THIS PLACE 35 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,197 - WAS ALREADY PUSHING IT. - I TOLD YOU, I CAN SLEEP 36 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,366 IN THE LIVING ROOM; YOU CAN HAVE MY ROOM. 37 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,535 WITH ABBY COMING, I JUST THINK IT'S... 38 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,579 TIME THAT I GO BACK. 39 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,789 I KNOW. 40 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,500 BEING HERE WITH YOU GUYS THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN... 41 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,003 A LONG TIME COMING. 42 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,050 I'LL BE BACK TO BABYSIT WHENEVER YOU NEED ME. 43 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,386 OKAY. 44 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,016 BYE. 45 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,227 CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET... 46 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,271 HOME. 47 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,818 BYE. 48 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,740 EXCUSE ME. DAPHNE! 49 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,576 I JUST FOUND OUT YOUR LAST NAME IS VASQUEZ. 50 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,910 I HAD NO IDEA. 51 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,871 FROM THE WHOLE SWITCHED-AT-BIRTH THING. 52 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,372 OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE. 53 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,334 UH, SO ARE YOUR PARENTS CUBAN BY ANY CHANCE? 54 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,502 UH... PUERTO RICAN. 55 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:12,173 WHEN PEOPLE HEAR I'M FROM CUBA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY THINK OF IMMEDIATELY? 56 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,424 CIGARS? 57 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,302 YES. AND THE SECOND THING? 58 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,470 FIDEL CASTRO? 59 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,347 THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS. 60 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,599 YOU'VE PROBABLY LEARNED ABOUT THAT IN SCHOOL, RIGHT? 61 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,727 JUST THAT IT WAS THE CLOSEST WE'VE EVER COME TO NUCLEAR WAR. 62 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,855 EXACTLY. THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT US SAFE 63 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:31,359 WAS THAT THE RUSSIANS KNEW IF THEY EVER LAUNCHED A MISSILE AT US... 64 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,321 WE'D LAUNCH ONE RIGHT BACK AT THEM. 65 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,325 YOU MIGHT WANNA PASS THAT MESSAGE ALONG TO ANYONE ELSE 66 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,285 YOU THINK SHOULD HEAR IT. 67 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,953 OKAY? 68 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,956 HAVE A GOOD DAY, DAPHNE. 69 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,130 HONEY, UM, NIKKI'S MOM IS COMING OVER LATER TO DISCUSS THE WEDDING, 70 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,800 AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD MAKE SURE 71 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,802 THE PORSCHE IS IN THE GARAGE. 72 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,846 UH, SURE. WHY? 73 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,016 WELL, SHE'S A DENTAL HYGIENIST 74 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,310 AND A SINGLE MOM, AND I DON'T WANT HER 75 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,812 TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE... 76 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,189 OR TO JUDGE US. 77 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,025 - LOOK, I'M SURE DENISE-- - JENNICE. 78 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,027 OKAY THEN. I'M SURE JENNICE 79 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,863 IS JUST REALLY GRATEFUL THAT WE'VE AGREED 80 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,865 TO HOST THE WEDDING ON TWO WEEKS NOTICE. 81 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,702 AND WE WON'T BE JUDGING HER AND SHE WON'T BE JUDGING US. 82 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,871 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FLOSSING. 83 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,040 - Kathryn: HEY! - OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE! 84 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,335 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT BACK IN YOUR OLD BED? 85 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,837 THERE YOU GO. YOUR FAVORITE-- 86 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,004 PEANUT BUTTER PANCAKES. 87 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,840 AWW, YES! 88 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,509 UH-- HEY, IS COFFEE STILL ON THE MENU? 89 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,510 FOR YOU? 90 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,513 I'VE BEEN HAVING IT WITH, UH... 91 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,265 OH. 92 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,976 SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 93 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,103 - MILK AND SUGAR? - Bay: YES, PLEASE. 94 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,313 THANKS, DAD. AND THERE'S ACTUALLY 95 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,649 SOMETHING ELSE I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 96 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,235 TY JUST GOT NOTICE THAT HE'S GOING TO BE DEPLOYED AGAIN 97 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,737 TO AFGHANISTAN. 98 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,824 OH, MY GOD, HONEY. I AM SO SORRY. 99 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,784 THAT'S THE THING. HE ALREADY DID ONE TOUR. 100 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,787 AND ALL THESE TROOPS ARE BEING SENT HOME, AND HE HAS TO GO AGAIN. 101 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:10,291 IT'S A SHAME, BUT THAT'S THE JOB. 102 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,585 I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I WAS HOPING 103 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,961 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DO, 104 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,380 YOU KNOW, AS A SENATOR. 105 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,050 I'M NOT SURE IT'S EVEN ETHICAL FOR ME TO GET INVOLVED. 106 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,635 AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SOLDIERS 107 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,722 WHO AREN'T DATING SENATORS' DAUGHTERS? 108 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,474 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO. 109 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,976 RIGHT. AND IT'S USUALLY THE KIDS FROM EAST RIVERSIDE 110 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,145 WHO DON'T HAVE ANYBODY LOOKING OUT FOR THEM. 111 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,355 BUT TY HAS ME, AND I HAVE YOU-- 112 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,607 OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID. 113 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,983 OKAY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 114 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,985 IF THIS WERE TOBY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE THINKING TWICE. 115 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,154 YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 116 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,323 SO IS THIS BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S UNETHICAL 117 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,784 OR BECAUSE HE'S DATING ME? 118 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,827 COME ON, BAY. 119 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:47,954 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, ISN'T IT? 120 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,332 YOU WANT TY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. 121 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,584 WELL, DON'T WORRY. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR WISH. 122 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,587 - HONEY. 123 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,965 WELCOME HOME. 124 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,101 SO COULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT TY 125 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,436 IF YOU WANTED TO? 126 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,148 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD CALL IN A FAVOR WITH GENERAL RIKEN. 127 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,275 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE BAY WASN'T HOME 128 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:22,613 ONE NIGHT BEFORE ASKING ME TO HELP HER BOYFRIEND GO AWOL. 129 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,281 YEAH, WELL, YOU REMEMBER HOW HARD 130 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,951 IT WAS LAST TIME TY WAS DEPLOYED? 131 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,954 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE WORSE THIS TIME. 132 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,455 WHY'S IT GONNA BE WORSE? 133 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,291 BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE A LOT MORE SERIOUS. 134 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,584 YOU KNOW? 135 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,294 OH, NO. 136 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,630 COME ON. SHE'S 17. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING? 137 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,132 JUST HOLDING HANDS? 138 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,801 OH, HI. 139 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,053 YOU'RE NOT DRESSED FOR WORK. 140 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,222 I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 141 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,724 UM, WOULD YOU BE REALLY MAD 142 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,394 IF I ENDED MY INTERNSHIP EARLY? 143 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,604 LIKE TODAY? 144 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,106 WHY? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 145 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,191 WELL, JACE AND I BROKE UP 146 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,236 AND HIS COFFEE CART'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE. 147 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,696 IT'S REALLY AWKWARD. 148 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,407 BUT, HONEY, YOU ARE DOING A FANTASTIC JOB. 149 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,034 AND THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT THINGS HAPPENING IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS. 150 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,078 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND SOME TIME OFF. 151 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,913 GET SOME SWIMMING IN, 152 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,833 HANG OUT BEFORE SENIOR YEAR STARTS. 153 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,044 LET HER HAVE SOME FUN. 154 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,839 REALLY? HUH. 155 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,840 OKAY. 156 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,718 THANK YOU! 157 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,721 YOU ARE TURNING THIS PLACE 158 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,055 INTO A SWEAT LODGE. 159 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,557 BABIES GET COLD. 160 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,225 THAT'S WHY THEY'VE GOT ALL THOSE CUTE PJs 161 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,686 WITH THE FEET ATTACHED. 162 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,523 HERE SHE IS. 163 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:41,942 ANGELO SORRENTO? 164 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,111 I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU. 165 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,780 THANK YOU. 166 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,907 PLEASE COME IN. 167 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,242 I'LL JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN A FEW PAPERS. 168 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,952 OKAY. WHATEVER YOU NEED. 169 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,954 OKAY. 170 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,583 CAN I HOLD HER? 171 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,084 OF COURSE. 172 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,337 OKAY. 173 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,213 OHH. 174 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:06,717 I FORGOT HOW DELICIOUS THEY ARE. 175 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,219 YOU SHOULD SEE HER SMILE. 176 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,388 OH, LET ME SEE. 177 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,514 LET ME SEE. 178 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,351 HI. HI. 179 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,686 YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 180 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,271 - GORGEOUS! 181 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,148 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S FINALLY HERE... 182 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,566 WITH US. 183 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,360 - Regina: OHH, HOW SWEET... - (baby coos) 184 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,862 THIS PLACE IS KILLER. 185 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,531 I DRIVE BY HOUSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME ON MY WAY TO WORK 186 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,368 AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE INSIDE. 187 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,703 OH, THANK YOU. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER. 188 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:38,041 SERIOUSLY, NIK AND I CAN FIT OUR WHOLE HOUSE IN THIS ROOM. 189 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,501 OKAY, WOW! 190 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,170 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO 191 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,381 WITH ALL THIS KITCHEN! 192 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,425 AND EVERYTHING'S STAINLESS STEEL. 193 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,427 SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE MENU? 194 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,930 YES. YES, LET'S DO THAT. 195 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,933 SINCE WE'RE HAVING BARBECUE FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER, 196 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,686 I WAS THINKING WE'D HAVE CHICKEN AND GREENS 197 00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,937 FOR THE RECEPTION. 198 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,313 KEEP IT SIMPLE LIKE YOU WANTED. 199 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,981 EVERYBODY LOVES CHICKEN. GREAT IDEA. 200 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,650 YEAH... BUT, I MEAN, 201 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,318 YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN ANY NIGHT, RIGHT? 202 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,362 THEY PUT IT IN LEAN CUISINE. 203 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,531 CHICKEN IS FINE. 204 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,033 I WAS THINKING THAT WE COULD DO SEAFOOD, 205 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,036 LIKE LOBSTERS, CRAB, SUSHI. 206 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,706 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S KINDA HARD TO GET 207 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,834 GOOD SEAFOOD IN KANSAS CITY ON SHORT NOTICE. 208 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,002 I KNOW, I KNOW. SO I WENT ONLINE-- 209 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,338 THE OYSTERS COME FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE. 210 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,631 ON DRY ICE. THEY JUST FLY THEM OUT... 211 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,341 OVERNIGHT. 212 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,678 SO WE'RE GONNA PAY FOR OYSTERS TO HAVE THEIR OWN PLANE TICKET? 213 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,347 YEAH, AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, WE COULD HIRE 214 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,766 BARTENDERS TO DO THOSE SPECIALTY COCKTAILS 215 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,768 AND CUTE LITTLE WINE BOTTLES FOR PARTY FAVORS. 216 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,520 YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE CALLED PARTY FAVORS. 217 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,896 NIK, 218 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,065 I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BEST WEDDING POSSIBLE. 219 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,692 RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT-- 220 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,693 WHAT'S BEST FOR ME. 221 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,319 YEAH, IT IS. 222 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,488 PLEASE. EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE, 223 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,408 EVERY DECISION YOU'VE MADE HAS BEEN FOR YOU. 224 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,372 I'LL GO TALK TO HER. 225 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,421 SHE'S JUST STRESSED. 226 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,049 YOU KNOW, THE PLANNING. 227 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,552 OF COURSE. IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME. 228 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,007 SO, HOW IS IT OVER THERE? BABY CENTRAL? 229 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,510 PRETTY MUCH. 230 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,346 IF HE CAN'T HANDLE POTATO CHIP CRUMBS ON HIS COUCH, 231 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,348 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WHEN A SCREAMING, CRYING 232 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,183 LITTLE POOP MAKER MOVES IN. 233 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,477 HEY. 234 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,479 HEY. 235 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,857 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE GLUM ABOUT? 236 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,568 YOUR BABY SISTER HAS RETURNED. 237 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,403 SORRY. 238 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,239 JUST, UH, STUFF WITH NIKKI. 239 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,407 WELCOME BACK. 240 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,285 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH NIKKI? 241 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:05,330 THEY FOUND THE GUY THAT MURDERED HER DAD. 242 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,666 - OH MY GOD. - OH NO. 243 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,127 YEAH, NOT SO GREAT TIMING. 244 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,171 AND SHE'S GOT SOMETHING GOING ON WITH HER MOM, 245 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,506 AND SHE'S CUTTING HERSELF OFF 246 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,884 FROM HER CHURCH FRIENDS. 247 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,970 WELL, MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HER HEAD A LITTLE BIT, 248 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,556 - HAVE SOME FUN. - I KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING. 249 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,308 IS SHE HAVING A BACHELORETTE PARTY? 250 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,851 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 251 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,020 SHE IS NOW. 252 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,731 SHE IS? 253 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,483 OH NO! 254 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,777 I MEAN, DO CHURCHY PEOPLE 255 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,404 EVEN GO IN FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES? 256 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,198 COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE 257 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,700 A PENIS PINATA, BUT WE CAN STILL HAVE SOME FUN. 258 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,037 UH, PLEASE DON'T HAVE A PENIS ANYTHING. 259 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,873 MAYBE YOU CAN THROW THE PARTY 260 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,249 AND I CAN STAY HOME? 261 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,710 WHAT?! WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT TOGETHER ALL SUMMER. 262 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,004 AND SCHOOL'S ALMOST HERE. 263 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,132 WE NEED TO HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. 264 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,220 CHRISTIAN BACHELORETTE PARTY. 265 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,681 WHOO-HOO. 266 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,603 I'VE BEEN OUT WITH HIM THREE TIMES 267 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,355 AND STILL NO... 268 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,856 - KISSING? - KISSING. 269 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,025 NO KISSING. 270 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,027 I'M SURE IT'LL HAPPEN SOON. 271 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,029 YEAH, ME TOO. 272 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,864 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 273 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,699 DAPHNE AND I ARE-- WELL-- 274 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:27,037 THROWING THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY FOR MY BROTHER'S FIANCEE. 275 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,497 YOU WANNA COME WITH? 276 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,500 WHY NOT? IT SOUNDS FUN. 277 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,043 EXCELLENT. 278 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,212 - I'LL TEXT YOU. - OKAY. 279 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,007 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 280 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,509 WELL, YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. 281 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,844 YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT AT WORK. 282 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,179 SO, TY-- 283 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,014 IS THAT SHORT FOR TYLER, TYRONE? 284 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,349 TYLER, WHY? 285 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,977 I NEED HIS FULL NAME AND RANK. 286 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,561 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A CALL? 287 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,939 I'M GONNA SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 288 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,608 MMM! I LOVE YOU. 289 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,943 I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I SAID. 290 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,319 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE THE BEST. 291 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,655 BAY, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, OKAY? 292 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,032 THIS IS A REAL LONG SHOT. 293 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,701 - YOU GOT THAT, RIGHT? - I UNDERSTAND. 294 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,079 OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 295 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:15,294 I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED THAT YOU HAD TO SEE NIKKI AND I FIGHT LIKE THAT. 296 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,129 OH, DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT. 297 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,298 YOU SHOULD SEE SOME OF THE DOOZIES BAY AND I HAVE HAD 298 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,466 - THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. 299 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,720 WELL, ANYWAY, I THINK I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE OUR LIVES EASIER. 300 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,722 HUH. 301 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,515 - I DUG THIS UP. - OH. 302 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,183 WHAT IS IT? 303 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,020 AFTER NIKKI WAS THE FLOWER GIRL AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING, 304 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,897 SHE BECAME OBSESSED WITH PLANNING HER OWN. 305 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:36,898 LOOK, SHE WAS SIX. 306 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,442 SHE'S ADORABLE! 307 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,443 ISN'T SHE? 308 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,777 OHH. 309 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,113 NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GUESS AT WHAT SHE WANTS. 310 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,949 I MEAN, SOME OF THESE IDEAS ARE A LITTLE SILLY, GRANTED-- 311 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,951 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED CARRIAGE, 312 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,953 THE TRUMPETERS, SWANS. 313 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,288 IT WAS A CINDERELLA PHASE. 314 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,790 BUT I MADE A LIST OF SOME OF HER IDEAS 315 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,751 THAT SEEMED A LITTLE MORE DOABLE. 316 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,586 GREAT. 317 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,171 AHH. 318 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,673 APPARENTLY SWANS CAN BE DANGEROUS 319 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,884 AND, LIKE, ATTACK. BUT HOW PRETTY 320 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,845 WOULD PEACOCKS LOOK ROAMING AROUND THAT LAWN OF YOURS? 321 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,014 VERY. 322 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:13,602 BUT, YOU KNOW, NIKKI HASN'T WANTED ANY OF THESE THINGS. 323 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,771 THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE PEACOCKS IN THE CHURCH. 324 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,814 BUT NOW THAT WE'RE DOING THE WEDDING HERE-- 325 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,984 I MEAN, WE CAN GO ALL OUT. 326 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,154 HERE'S THE THING-- UM... 327 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,657 TO GET ALL OF THE STUFF ON THIS LIST 328 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,161 AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE WOULD BE VERY... 329 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,454 DIFFICULT. 330 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,249 AND I HAVE TALKED TO NIKKI AND TOBY EXTENSIVELY 331 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,086 AND THEY HAVE BEEN VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT-- 332 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,754 SIMPLE, NO FUSS. 333 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,798 THAT'S JUST THAT YOUTH GROUP STUFF. 334 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,466 - TRUST ME. 335 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,134 WHEN NIKKI WALKS DOWN THE AISLE, 336 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,469 SHE'S GONNA BE THRILLED. 337 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,096 ARE YOU SURE? 338 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,764 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW MY OWN DAUGHTER? 339 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,140 OF COURSE YOU DO. 340 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,310 WELL THEN, WHAT? I'M JUST PUSHING ALL THIS FOR ME? 341 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,021 YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT PEAR TARTS OR WHATEVER? 342 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,190 - BECAUSE I DON'T. - SURE SEEMS LIKE YOU DO. 343 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,401 OH, SO I'M A GOLD DIGGER TRYING TO SPEND YOUR MONEY. 344 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,738 YOU KNOW NIKKI DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TOBY'S LAST NAME WHEN THEY MET. 345 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,448 JENNICE, PLEASE. 346 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,450 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE, REALLY. 347 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,453 I WILL JUST SHOW UP AND I'LL BE GRATEFUL. 348 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,045 ♪ AH LES CROCOCO, LES CROCOCO, LES CROCODILES ♪ 349 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,922 ♪ SUR LES BORDS DU NIL ILS SONT PARTIS N'EN PARLONS PLUS... ♪ 350 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,216 I THINK I PREFER THE CRYING TO THAT SONG. 351 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,342 YOU THINK SHE'S HUNGRY? 352 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,178 - SHE JUST ATE! GAS? - I BURPED HER. 353 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,681 OH, WHAT ABOUT THE VACUUM? THAT ALWAYS WORKED WITH DAPHNE. 354 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,016 THAT'S RIGHT, SHE LOVED IT. MINE IS IN THE HALL IN THE CLOSET. 355 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,601 I KNOW WHERE THE VACUUM IS. 356 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,769 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED! 357 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,397 VERY FUNNY! 358 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,901 I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG. 359 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,070 SHE'S JUST OVER-TIRED. 360 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,906 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THE DOCTOR. 361 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,918 JUST LIKE DAPHNE. 362 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,547 OHH. 363 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,557 OH, ALMOST THERE. 364 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:23,607 - SURPRISE! - WELCOME TO YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY. 365 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,650 OHH... 366 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,278 WOW, THANK YOU, GUYS. 367 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,947 FUN. 368 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,870 WE HAVE GOT A SCAVENGER HUNT 369 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,956 AND PIN-THE-VEIL-ON-THE-BRIDE. AND I ALMOST FORGOT... 370 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,125 YOUR ♪ TIARA. ♪ 371 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,253 - OHH. - AWW! 372 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,964 AND THEY'VE GOT REALLY GOOD APPETIZERS HERE. 373 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,216 WE'RE GONNA GET A MENU! 374 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,385 OKAY. 375 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,766 YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE TO DO THIS 376 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,144 AND I'M JUST BEING A BIG WET BLANKET. 377 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,022 WELL, TOBY WAS TELLING ME WHAT A CRAPPY SUMMER YOU'VE HAD, 378 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,858 AND TO BE HONEST, SO HAVE I. 379 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,694 SO LET'S JUST TRY TO PUT IT ALL ASIDE 380 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,863 AND HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHT. 381 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,740 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 382 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:17,369 - (pop music playing) - I LOVE THIS SONG! WHOO! 383 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,704 - (Nikki shouts) 384 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,209 WHOO! 385 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,045 GIRL KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN. 386 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,798 WHOO! 387 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,597 HA HA HA, NICE! 388 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,683 WELL. 389 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,730 UH, NO. HE'S NOT COMING. 390 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,151 HE BASICALLY SAID THAT... 391 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,153 I WAS MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE. 392 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,491 AND I DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO STAND UP THERE WITH ME 393 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,078 WHO DOESN'T SUPPORT ME. 394 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,081 SO, I ACTUALLY... 395 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,210 NEED A NEW BEST MAN. 396 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,548 YEAH. 397 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,890 WAIT. 398 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,976 SO YOU DON'T SUPPORT ME EITHER? 399 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,645 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. I MEAN-- 400 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,198 PERFECT. 401 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,499 HELLO. 402 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,919 OKAY? 403 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,423 WAIT, WHAT? 404 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,925 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 405 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,721 UH, YEAH. 406 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,390 I THINK HE SHOULD KNOW TOO. 407 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,186 ACTUALLY, HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 408 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,482 YEAH, SURE. I CAN TELL HIM. 409 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,777 WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 410 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,321 I'M SURE YOU ARE. 411 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,156 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 412 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,326 AHH, WELL. THAT WAS SIMONE. 413 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,329 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 414 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,998 I-- 415 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,793 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT. 416 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,630 SHE HAS, UH... 417 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,426 AND, UM-- I DON'T KNOW THE SIGN. 418 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,763 UM, SHE DOESN'T KNOW, HOW LONG SHE'S HAD IT. 419 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,267 SO SHE THINKS THAT I SHOULD GET TESTED. 420 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,358 YEAH. 421 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,200 OH, YOU ARE A LIFESAVER. 422 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,036 THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IN HERE-- 423 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,372 BLANKETS, SLEEP SACKS. 424 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,374 I PRETTY MUCH SAVED EVERYTHING FROM WHEN 425 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,000 BAY AND TOBY WERE LITTLE. 426 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,628 I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU SO LATE. 427 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,965 PLEASE. I NEEDED A BREAK FROM THIS WEDDING. 428 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,883 THIS FEELS LIKE A PROBLEM I CAN FIX. 429 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,970 I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S A WEDDING PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN'T FIX. 430 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,805 WAIT. DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 431 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,473 I'M-- 432 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,726 NIKKI'S MOM, WHO'S A LOVELY PERSON, 433 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,060 BUT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO CONTRIBUTE-- 434 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,105 WHICH IS FINE-- WAS REALLY PUSHING FOR 435 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,732 ALL THESE OVER-THE-TOP THINGS. 436 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,360 AND I-- I SAID NO, AND SHE FLIPPED OUT. 437 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,362 BUT UP UNTIL A WEEK AGO, 438 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,530 THIS WAS WHAT THEY WANTED-- 439 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,615 A SIMPLE WEDDING IN A CHURCH BASEMENT. 440 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,951 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HER MOM WANTS THIS, UH... 441 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,830 CINDERELLA FANTASY FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD. 442 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,832 WHY? 443 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,835 I THINK SHE MIGHT BE OVERCOMPENSATING. 444 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,421 OVERCOMPENSATING FOR WHAT? 445 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,674 HER DAD WAS MURDERED FOR BUYING DRUGS?! 446 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,676 SELLING, ACTUALLY. 447 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,011 THE POINT IS 448 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,180 NIKKI'S MOM WANTS TO THROW MONEY AT THE WEDDING 449 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,182 TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT NIKKI JUST FOUND OUT-- 450 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,185 I GET IT, I GET IT. OUR SON IS MARRYING INTO A DRUG CARTEL. 451 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,937 HONEY, WE CAN'T JUDGE UNTIL WE KNOW THE WHOLE SITUATION. 452 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,065 I AM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU CAN JUDGE DRUG DEALING. 453 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:20,403 WELL, APPARENTLY NIKKI HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS 454 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,156 UNTIL THEY WENT TO VISIT THAT GUY IN JAIL. 455 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,867 AND NOW SHE'S FURIOUS WITH HER MOTHER FOR NOT TELLING HER. 456 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,035 OKAY, AND LIVE DOVES AND ICE SCULPTURES 457 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,036 ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP FOR THAT? 458 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,371 REMEMBER WHAT REGINA WENT THROUGH 459 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,124 WHEN DAPHNE FOUND OUT THAT SHE KNEW ABOUT THE SWITCH AND DIDN'T TELL HER? 460 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,501 I MEAN, SHE MUST BE SPINNING. 461 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,129 WELL, COULD SHE PLEASE SPIN OUT ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUDGET? 462 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,217 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. 463 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,053 I SCORED SOME MORE DRINKS FROM THAT BACHELOR PARTY. 464 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,721 - WHOO! 465 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,849 OKAY, EVERYBODY, TAKE A DARE FROM THE BOOT. 466 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,184 OKAY 467 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,521 LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE. 468 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,397 COME ON! 469 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,900 - HEY! 470 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,653 "ASK A STRANGER FOR A CONDOM." 471 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,029 - OOH. 472 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,989 - OOH. - "GET A HOT GUY'S PHONE NUMBER." 473 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,367 "GET A GUY TO GIVE YOU HIS UNDERWEAR." 474 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,160 - OOH... 475 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,247 UH... "KISS A CUTE BOY." 476 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,957 I'M ON IT! 477 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,334 ME TOO! 478 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,420 - WHAT? 479 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,507 THE ONLY BOY I WANT TO KISS ISN'T HERE. 480 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,510 WELL, TRAVIS IS AT SCRATCH. THAT'S LIKE THREE BLOCKS AWAY. 481 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,678 - LET'S GO FIND HIM. 482 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,097 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO KISS ME. 483 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,892 WELL, NOW HE HAS TO. IT SAYS SO ON THE CARD. 484 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,893 BAY. 485 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,228 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KISS HIM. 486 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,564 LET'S GO GET YOU KISSED. 487 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:52,412 I'M ONLY PAID TILL 10:00. SO IS THE GROOM COMING? 488 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,581 OR WHAT? 489 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,484 NO. I WANNA GET THIS OVER WITH, 490 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,405 GET MY CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH AND FORGET THAT THIS EVER HAPPENED. 491 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,160 SAYS HERE TO LIST YOUR SEXUAL PARTNERS. 492 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,163 YOU WANNA JUST COPY OFF OF ME? 493 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,421 ME TOO. 494 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,090 AND YET HERE WE ARE. 495 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,767 I NEED A URINE SAMPLE. BATHROOM'S DOWN THE HALL. 496 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,022 BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVER. 497 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,987 25, BABY! 498 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,990 - GREAT JOB. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 499 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,659 NO. NUH-UH. NO PHONES. 500 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,078 NUH-UH. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WAS LIKE, 501 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,288 "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF OUR HEADS. 502 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,873 WE GOTTA HAVE FUN FOR ONE NIGHT." 503 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,750 WHAT'S GOING ON? 504 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,126 NOTHING. 505 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,462 COME ON. 506 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,131 YOU AND I, WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMILY IN ONE WEEK. 507 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,133 WE'RE GOING TO BE SISTERS. 508 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,427 - THAT IS TRUE. - DON'T WORRY. 509 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,722 I'M NOT GONNA REMEMBER A THING TOMORROW ANYWAY. 510 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,520 IT'S YOUR PARTY. I DON'T WANNA GET INTO IT. 511 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,026 I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY PARTY. 512 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,362 I CARE ABOUT YOU. 513 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:54,867 YOU KNOW CHIP COTO? 514 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,035 YEAH. 515 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,788 THE COFFEE GUY AND I... 516 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,624 BLACKMAILED HIM INTO CHANGING HIS VOTE 517 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,168 FOR THE ABSTINENCE-ONLY BILL. 518 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,177 - CAN I COME IN? - YEAH. 519 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,512 SORRY, THEY-- 520 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,681 THEY SAID KENNISH AND I THOUGHT IT WAS-- 521 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:19,018 NOPE. NOT BAY. 522 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,897 YOU MUST KNOW WHAT A BIG DEAL THIS IS... 523 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,066 FOR ME TO PULL A STRING, 524 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,359 GET YOU OUT OF YOUR COMMITMENT. 525 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,069 I DO. 526 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,071 I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THROUGH 527 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,823 WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING. 528 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,826 SO DO I. 529 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,413 YOU'RE NOT MAKING A VERY COMPELLING CASE FOR YOURSELF. 530 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,416 DON'T GET ME WRONG. I WANNA BE WITH HER, 531 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:48,212 BUT IF I DID SOMEHOW GET MYSELF STATIONED LOCALLY... 532 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,965 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THE GUYS. 533 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:55,261 THIS IS A LOT MORE COMPLICATED FOR ME. 534 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:58,140 - YOU DON'T WANNA DISAPPOINT HER. - (quietly) NO. 535 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,895 WAIT TILL YOU'RE A PARENT. 536 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,981 IT GETS ABOUT 100 TIMES HARDER. 537 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,944 OKAY. 538 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,617 UM, I'M SORRY IF... 539 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,452 I CONFUSED YOU WITH THIS. 540 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,120 NO. 541 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,122 VERY HELPFUL. 542 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,880 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 543 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:32,174 YOU TOO. 544 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,183 HE IS AN AWFUL GUY. 545 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,186 PRETTY AWFUL. 546 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,815 SO... THAT'S IT? 547 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,191 NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND OUT? 548 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,193 IT'S OVER. IT'S FINE. 549 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,362 NO, DAPHNE. EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW 550 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,696 WHAT A LIAR HE IS. 551 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,907 I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE, 552 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,659 AND NEITHER ARE YOU. 553 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,661 - SO LET'S JUST PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE. 554 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,539 - UM-- 555 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,041 I'M GONNA GO GET YOU SOME WATER. 556 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,801 SO, UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT HERE FOR THE RESULTS? 557 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,177 YOU'RE GONNA CALL US OR... ? 558 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,222 WE'LL NOTIFY YOU WITHIN SEVEN TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS. 559 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,183 NO. I'M GONNA NEED 560 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,560 MY RESULTS FASTER THAN THAT. 561 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,978 LIKE NEXT FRIDAY, LATEST. 562 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:30,106 IT TAKES FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS FOR THE BACTERIA TO GROW. 563 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:32,733 COULD I PAY MORE TO PUT A RUSH ON IT? 564 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,028 EVEN MONEY CAN'T RUSH BACTERIA. 565 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:39,031 AND YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY 566 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,284 UNTIL YOU GET YOUR RESULTS. 567 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,999 I'M GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK. 568 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,835 THEN HERE IS A BROCHURE 569 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,670 ON HOW TO TALK TO YOUR PARTNER 570 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,047 ABOUT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. 571 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,883 WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 572 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,051 EVER. 573 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,346 WE'VE BEEN WAITING. 574 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,725 THANK YOU, LADY. 575 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:06,976 VERY MUCH. 576 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,185 AND THANK YOU, SIMONE. 577 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,104 AND THANK YOU, WILKE, WHO PROBABLY GAVE IT 578 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,772 TO SIMONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, RIGHT? 579 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,609 AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR CREATING GENITAL DISEASES. 580 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:15,860 YOU KNOW WHO THE BIGGEST IDIOT OF THEM ALL IS? 581 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,446 ME! FOR ASKING THE GUY WHO SCREWED MY GIRLFRIEND 582 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,323 TO BE ME BEST MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT? 583 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,991 MAYBE I SHOULD ASK SIMONE TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 584 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,160 HUH! THAT'D BE GREAT. I'M SURE NIKKI WOULD LOVE THAT. 585 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,995 BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY RIGHT BACK TOGETHER. 586 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,497 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 587 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,420 I HEARD ABOUT TY'S REDEPLOYMENT BACK TO AFGHANISTAN. 588 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,422 YOUR STOMACH MUST BE IN KNOTS. 589 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,591 ACTUALLY, MY DAD'S GONNA TRY TO MAKE A FEW CALLS 590 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,093 SO TY DOESN'T HAVE TO GO BACK OVER THERE. 591 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,596 AND TY'S OKAY WITH THAT? 592 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:46,641 I MEAN, NOT SHIPPING OUT WITH THE REST OF HIS UNIT? 593 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,101 WELL, HE WASN'T AT FIRST, BUT-- 594 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,520 ARE YOU OKAY? 595 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:54,023 YEAH. FINE. 596 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,443 DON'T BE NERVOUS. YOU LOOK EXTREMELY KISSABLE. 597 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,089 IT'S A BACHELOR PARTY. 598 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,257 HE'S DANCING WITH A GIRL. 599 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,678 I'VE BEEN RACKING MY BRAIN... 600 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,055 WONDERING WHY HE HASN'T KISSED ME. 601 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,516 DO YOU KNOW WHAT OCCAM'S RAZOR IS? 602 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,850 NO. 603 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:33,312 IT MEANS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER TO A PROBLEM, 604 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,316 IT'S USUALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE. 605 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,613 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 606 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,615 REALLY? 607 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,450 'CAUSE IT SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS TO ME 608 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,786 THAT WHAT HE WANTS IS A LINGERIE MODEL, 609 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,122 LIKE ALL GUYS. 610 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,832 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 611 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,084 YOU JUST HAVE TO MARCH OVER THERE AND PLANT ONE ON HIM. 612 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,503 IS THAT RIGHT? IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO DO? 613 00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,673 - YEAH. - BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT FOR EVERYONE. 614 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,967 I-- I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 615 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,720 HOW COULD YOU ASK TY TO GIVE UP HIS PLATOON FOR YOU? 616 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,556 I'M TRYING TO KEEP HIM OUT OF A WAR ZONE. 617 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:11,559 I THOUGHT WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER 618 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,395 - YOU'D BE HAPPY-- - JUSTIN WAS INJURED AND SENT HOME. 619 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,105 HE WAS ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV 620 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:19,275 WHILE THEY WERE ON THE FRONT LINE. THAT MADE HIM CRAZY. 621 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,902 YOU DON'T ASK SOMEONE IN THE MILITARY TO DO WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 622 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,739 I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER, 623 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,408 BUT WHAT'S GONNA KILL TY IS NOT SITTING ON A COUCH; 624 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,952 IT'S BEING IN A COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KILL HIM. 625 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,413 I SHOULD'VE NEVER COME OUT TONIGHT. 626 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,715 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS. 627 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,801 WHO WAS THAT? 628 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,138 UH, CHIP COTO. 629 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,223 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 630 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,559 I CALLED HIS OFFICE AND LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL. 631 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,685 I TOLD HIM OFF. 632 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,103 YOU DIDN'T. 633 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,814 YUP, I DID. 634 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,775 HE'S TOTALLY GONNA PEE HIS PANTS. 635 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:04,278 NIKKI, PLEASE-- PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT DO THAT, PLEASE. 636 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,363 HE CAN'T JUST GET AWAY WITH IT. 637 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,532 I HAD A DEAL WITH CHIP COTO! 638 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,201 IF HE THINKS I'M RUNNING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE, 639 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,078 HE'S GONNA TAKE ME OUT LIKE A CUBAN MISSILE! 640 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,247 - WHAT? - WHY CAN'T PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM PHONES WITH THIS GUY? 641 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,916 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 642 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,709 WHY WOULD YOU SCREW ME OVER LIKE THAT? 643 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,753 WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE YOU 644 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,757 WANNA PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL HIM?! 645 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,595 I DON'T KNOW. 646 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,933 WE NEED TO FIX THIS. WE NEED TO FIX THIS LIKE NOW! 647 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:43,150 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET INTO HIS OFFICE? 648 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,444 IF YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 649 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,446 RIGHT. 650 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,204 OH. 651 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:55,705 TRY THAT. 652 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,503 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME-- 653 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,505 MAYBE I CAN FIND A LETTER OPENER, OR SOMETHING. 654 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,508 - SEE IF WE CAN PRY IT OPEN. - SURE. 655 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,512 COME ON. 656 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:14,015 COME ON. 657 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,144 COME ON. 658 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,187 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 659 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:22,231 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 660 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,108 WAIT! OH, MY GOSH! 661 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,235 SHE'S-- SHE'S DEAF. 662 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,071 SIR, UH-- 663 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,573 I'M REALLY SORRY. I KNOW WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE, 664 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:33,242 BUT I REALLY SCREWED SOMETHING UP AND IF I DON'T FIX IT, 665 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,036 - I'M GONNA GET FIRED. - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FIX? 666 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,621 HE'S ASKING WHAT WE NEED TO FIX. 667 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:40,958 UH, WE WERE IN THE CAR TOGETHER 668 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,085 AND SHE WAS LEAVING A VOICEMAIL FOR OUR BOSS 669 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,754 AND I THOUGHT SHE'D HUNG UP-- 670 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,256 BUT I HAVE A HANDS-FREE 671 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,008 AND I HADN'T HUNG UP YET. 672 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,677 AND I SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT OUR BOSS. 673 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,139 YEAH. AND IT TURNS OUT THE WHOLE THING GOT RECORDED. 674 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,766 COULD YOU PLEASE DO US THE BIGGEST FAVOR 675 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,602 IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND UNLOCK THE DOOR, 676 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,103 SO I COULD DELETE THE MESSAGE? 677 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,647 I HONESTLY DON'T THINK IT WOULD DO ANYBODY 678 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,149 ANY GOOD FOR HIM TO HEAR IT. 679 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,484 - Nikki: PLEASE. 680 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,278 OKAY, BUT NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS. 681 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:11,489 - HE SAID OKAY. - THANK YOU. 682 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:18,287 I DRAGGED HER HERE TO KISS YOU 683 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,874 AND SHE SAW YOU TANGOING WITH THAT GIRL. 684 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,753 NOT HELPING! 685 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,757 TRUE, BUT I DON'T THINK THE FACT 686 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,302 THAT SHE'S A SIZE ZERO HELPED. 687 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,933 SHE DOES. SHE THINKS THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T KISSED HER YET. 688 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,444 WELL, IF YOU KISS HER, 689 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,114 THAT'LL PROBABLY MAKE THE MOMENT PRETTY SPECIAL. 690 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,993 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PASSWORD IS, RIGHT? 691 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,497 YEAH, THEY USUALLY KEEP THEM RIGHT HERE. 692 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:02,832 JACKPOT. 693 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:12,967 You have one new message sent today 694 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,010 at 10:32 p. m. 695 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,263 I GOT IT. 696 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,558 Nikki's voice: Your family thinks you're this great guy 697 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:25,604 who takes care of them. But you're just this lying scumbag! 698 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,441 My God, how do you think your kids are going to feel 699 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,443 when they find out? 700 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,947 You are not going to get away with this. 701 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,199 To save, press one. 702 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,701 - To repeat, press two. - WHAT? 703 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:41,537 To erase, press three. 704 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:44,415 I DON'T THINK I WAS YELLING AT COTO. 705 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,377 I THINK I WAS YELLING AT MY DAD. 706 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:54,551 - (beeps) - Computer: Message erased. 707 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,638 IT'S GONE. 708 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:06,479 I KINDA LOST IT TONIGHT, HUH? 709 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,399 IT'S OKAY. 710 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,236 I THINK I'M JUST REALLY SAD... 711 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,574 THAT MY DAD ISN'T GONNA BE THERE TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 712 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:24,121 AND I'M NOT EVEN MAD AT HIM ANYMORE. 713 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,290 I'M JUST-- 714 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,792 JUST SAD. 715 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,922 YOU'RE GONNA GET A NEW FAMILY NOW. 716 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,594 WE'RE GONNA BE SISTERS. 717 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,102 - SHE'S DOWN. - HMM. 718 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,481 PLEASE LET HER STAY ASLEEP. 719 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,901 REMEMBER THE FIRST FEW MONTHS WITH DAPHNE? 720 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,444 WE WERE TOTAL ZOMBIES. 721 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,989 DID WE REMEMBER TO PAY THE... 722 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,332 THIS IS NICE. 723 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,502 YEAH. 724 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,505 IT IS. 725 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:27,477 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. WE SAID WE WOULDN'T. 726 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,791 - Nikki: HI. - HEY. 727 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:52,835 SO DID YOU HAVE FUN? 728 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:56,338 YEAH. YEAH, I DID, ACTUALLY. 729 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,631 HOW ABOUT YOU? 730 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,633 NO. 731 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,136 I DIDN'T. 732 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,637 NO FUN WAS HAD. 733 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,057 BABE, WHAT HAPPENED? 734 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:10,018 UM... 735 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,897 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 736 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,901 WHAT IS IT? 737 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,788 YEAH. 738 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,791 I'D LIKE THAT. 739 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:28,305 IT WOULD BE SO EASY FOR US TO SINK BACK INTO THIS. 740 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,974 I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 741 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,101 IS THAT SO WRONG? 742 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,521 ABBY IS YOURS, 743 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,065 NOT MINE. 744 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:39,567 SHE COULD BE OURS. 745 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,199 THIS BABY IS NOT A TIME MACHINE. 746 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,744 I'M SORRY 747 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,455 THAT WE MISSED OUR CHANCE TO RAISE A DAUGHTER TOGETHER, 748 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:57,167 BUT I DID IT ONCE. 749 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,004 AND I DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN. 750 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,551 BUT-- 751 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,347 SHE'S GONNA HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAD. 752 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,774 JENNICE, HI. 753 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,734 I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ENTRANCE TO USE. 754 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,029 THIS IS PERFECT. 755 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,576 I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW WE LEFT THINGS YESTERDAY. 756 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,246 I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT AND... 757 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,040 PEACOCKS WOULD BE NICE. 758 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,297 NIKKI TOLD YOU ABOUT HER DAD. 759 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:45,299 ACTUALLY, REGINA DID, 760 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,552 AND I AM REALLY SORRY. 761 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,053 YOU MUST BE THRILLED TO HAVE YOUR SON 762 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,389 MARRYING THE DAUGHTER OF A METH DEALER. 763 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,600 WE HAVEN'T GIVEN IT A SECOND THOUGHT. 764 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,602 NIKKI'S GREAT. 765 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,270 YEAH. 766 00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,606 YES. 767 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,609 OH, GOD, THIS WEDDING. 768 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,778 DON'T YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN? 769 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,447 NO. 770 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,074 - I MEAN, DO YOU? - OF COURSE NOT! 771 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,827 - THEY'RE WAY TOO YOUNG, RIGHT? - IT'S ABSURD. 772 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,495 TOBY SHOULD BE IN COLLEGE 773 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:18,332 AND NIKKI SHOULD BE JUST FIGURING OUT WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO WITH HER LIFE. 774 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,666 THAT'S WHAT WE THINK! 775 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,752 THEY CAN BE IN LOVE AND NOT BE MARRIED. 776 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:22,921 RIGHT! 777 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,591 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS THING? 778 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:34,556 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 779 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,392 ♪ WHY MY HEART ♪ 780 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:39,436 ♪ FEELS THIS WAY ♪ 781 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,148 ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ 782 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,984 ♪ ALL IS QUIET ♪ 783 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:47,986 - ♪ ALL IS CALM... ♪ 784 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,489 ♪ I FEEL SAFE... ♪ 785 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,657 THESE ARE MY BROTHER'S TAGS. 786 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,493 ♪ ...WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ 787 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,913 WHERE DID-- WHAT-- 788 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,084 WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM? 789 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,420 ♪ WON'T YOU STAY ♪ 790 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,256 ♪ STAY WITH ME ♪ 791 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,425 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 792 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:13,428 BUT YOU FOUND THEM. 793 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,180 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOST THEM? 794 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,682 ♪ STAY... ♪ 795 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:20,353 ♪ STAY WITH ME ♪ 796 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:29,111 ♪ YEARS GO BY ♪ 797 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,447 ♪ STILL YOU'RE STANDING ♪ 798 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,783 ♪ BY MY SIDE ♪ 799 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,786 ♪ ALL THIS TIME ♪ 800 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:41,456 ♪ ALL THIS TIME... ♪ 801 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,543 HEY. 802 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,713 HEY. 803 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,716 SO, I-- 804 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,051 I MADE SOME CALLS ABOUT TY. 805 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:55,847 AND... 806 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,015 THEY'VE REALLY BEEN CRACKING DOWN 807 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,517 ON THIS KIND OF THING. 808 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,898 UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE THE JUICE TO DO IT. 809 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,236 I'M SURE THAT, UH... 810 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,697 I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU. 811 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,409 I'M SORRY. 812 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,584 THANK YOU FOR TRYING. 813 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:42,477 I have Steve from security for you. 814 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,147 HEY, STEVE. 815 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,566 YEAH. 816 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,902 YEAH, I'M WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW. 817 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,448 WELL, THANKS FOR BRINGING IT TO MY ATTENTION. 818 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,618 NAH. 819 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,454 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF. 820 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:03,956 YOU GOT IT. 57699

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