Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,360
- Is it hot? - Yes, Mr. Praetor. - Come on, chancellor.
2
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,160
Mordini Ermanno lawsuit against Domenichini Cesare.
3
00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,435
Is the accused in the courtroom?
4
00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,960
- Stand up! - I am innocent, Mr. Praetor.
5
00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,635
- Was he asleep? - I traveled all night to be here on time.
6
00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,280
Who turned on the fan? Do you want to make me die? Turn it off!
7
00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,920
- They want to kill me! - Mr. Praetor, here we are suffocating.
8
00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,800
But no, it looks great! Besides, I have a cold, I'm sick.
9
00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,916
This always shows off.
10
00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,920
- Who are you? - Mordini Ermanno.
11
00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,200
E 'the part lessa ... The part lesa.
12
00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,320
- Are you suing for assault? - Yes, as per the records.
13
00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:58,800
You, Domenichini Cesare, allegedly caused serious injuries
14
00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,040
- to Mordini Ermanno. Exact? - It depends on your point of view.
15
00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,920
But what points of view? Here is only the point of view of the law.
16
00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,559
- On your feet when you talk to me. - Yup.
17
00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,680
- But this doesn't have a lawyer? - Yes, ex officio.
18
00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,600
- I appeal to the clemency of the Court. - Not now, it's too early.
19
00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:21,160
- Domenichini, come here and explain the facts. - Do I expose? - Expose.
20
00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,480
There must be a window open here.
21
00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,080
Usher, check.
22
00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,080
- Can I start from last year? - You are welcome.
23
00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,480
It was a very cold winter. You can understand me, Mr. Praetor.
24
00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,640
I live in a basement on the Tiber Island
25
00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,800
and water and mice are at home.
26
00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,440
Fortunately for a while there have been no floods of the Tiber
27
00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,600
to increase the humidity of the walls.
28
00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,160
But the rats that come to winter with us
29
00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,320
they made an iron cure with our gas boiler.
30
00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,320
They've reduced it to a sieve.
31
00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,280
A whole winter without heating.
32
00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,320
So in June my son Marco still had two tonsils
33
00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,160
like two watermelons and the doctor said we needed a month at sea.
34
00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,000
- Luca, open your mouth. - Which is? - The medicine for sore throat.
35
00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,200
But I don't have a sore throat, Marco has it.
36
00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,680
It means that so at least you don't take it.
37
00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,880
It will be the increase in prices that will leave everyone speechless
38
00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,040
and empty pockets.
39
00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,040
- Marco, has it been 5 minutes? - It's been an hour.
40
00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,960
Why don't you measure it under my arm like others do?
41
00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,160
In the bottom it is more precise.
42
00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,755
Still 38 and a half? Come on, go to bed.
43
00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,680
- Luca, open your mouth. - Is that another syrup?
44
00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,560
No, you have to take your fever too, love.
45
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:36,157
Don't worry, nothing will attack you . I didn't hold it in my mouth.
46
00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,040
Can you show me your tongue? But then it's not just the tonsils.
47
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,120
Get into bed, I'm going to make you a nice purghetta.
48
00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,320
Mom comes back right away.
49
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,520
- Cesare, how much does this vacation cost us ? - Excuse me for a moment.
50
00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,240
6 times 8, 48. I write 8 and carry 4 ...
51
00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,720
- Nothing, I get 38 million. - How is it possible? Let me see.
52
00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,560
- Check yourself. - You put in 16 million ice cream.
53
00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:04,080
Will they hurt us? I must have missed a few zeroes.
54
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,400
The calculator broke and I'm not good at math.
55
00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,040
The only calculations that have worked well for me
56
00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,200
- are those to the gallbladder. - Show me.
57
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,440
- You will not exceed 2 million, you will see. - You'll see you'll see.
58
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:22,080
If something more were to come, we only have 389,000 lire aside.
59
00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,840
What if I pawned the fur and the bracelet?
60
00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:29,640
The fur is synthetic and the bracelet now has verdigris.
61
00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,720
I am afraid that at Monte di Piet they will realize that it is not pure gold.
62
00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,599
Yet there must be a solution, let's do the calculations again.
63
00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,997
It works for you! To me she wrote 1 plus 1 equals 80 and then she went crazy.
64
00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,920
With the house of Ladispoli we exceed 2 million.
65
00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,040
Let's take the one on the Aurelia, that of the level crossing.
66
00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,400
With one million and 800,000 lire we take the kids to the sea
67
00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,880
- and so Marco is cured of tonsillitis. - With that figure,
68
00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,720
excluding extras, but we still have 389,000 lire.
69
00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,800
At most we can operate Marco, make a nice package
70
00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,960
and send the tonsils to the sea, at least they have fun. What do you say?
71
00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,720
I say we have to go to the beach like the doctor said.
72
00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:17,320
Why are there always tummy pains during the holidays ?
73
00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,120
Sure, you drank all the baby purge !
74
00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,749
Run me to the bathroom before Uncle tickles in!
75
00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,200
- Busy! - It seemed to you!
76
00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,720
Uncle, hurry up, the whole building is coming down here soon !
77
00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,400
Do we have to go to the shelter? Has the alarm already sounded?
78
00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,400
- Now do you write the memorial to the toilet too? - What do you care?
79
00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,680
- Why not the toilet? - And on toilet paper as well.
80
00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:44,720
Oh, what are you doing? Look, that's the chapter on the war in Africa!
81
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,400
- Do you want to clean yourself with the fall of Tobruk? - With the purge I took
82
00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,640
I guess even the battle of El Alamein is not enough
83
00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,040
- and the fall of Tripoli! - Maria, when do we eat?
84
00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:59,000
- But we finished 10 minutes ago! - Did you give me the pastarella?
85
00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,560
- It hurts, you have diabetes. - Caesar!
86
00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,880
Do you want me to rewrite the whole chapter? Where have you arrived?
87
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:10,760
- In Caporetto! - Look, I was 12 then.
88
00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,720
I didn't have time to do the First World War !
89
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,314
And I didn't have time to take off my trousers!
90
00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,240
Medoro, if you don't give me an idea, I'll never go to the sea.
91
00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,880
But do you know how much I should have to be able to go on vacation?
92
00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,000
Excuse me, to get off at Ottaviano how long do I have to do the ticket?
93
00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000
- One million and 800,000 lire! - We are reduced like this on purpose.
94
00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,280
Keep asking for increases. Let us kill you!
95
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,600
- No, sorry. - Forget it.
96
00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,280
- Then? - Cesare, you have an ass!
97
00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,960
It's the last thing I have left
98
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,080
- but I would like to use it only in case of life or death. - I have an idea!
99
00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,080
Medoro told me: "Choose a nice place by the sea,"
100
00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,680
"You build a shack there, it's illegal,"
101
00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,320
"but when you've made the roof it can't be demolished anymore."
102
00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,880
And the law is screwed!
103
00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:03,112
So, thanks to Medoro's idea, I took my family to the sea.
104
00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:26,880
We are out of tune strong! Shut up everyone, wait a moment.
105
00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,189
Long live dad!
106
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,960
Sorry! Please, where is the free beach?
107
00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,720
Straight ahead. I'm not going to dump all this garbage on us.
108
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:43,720
- Ah, no, this is our home. - I understand, earthquake victims.
109
00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,720
- Still in such condition? - No, it's a prefab house
110
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:53,033
that we build by the sea. It is a chalet, a cabin.
111
00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,160
He doesn't know we also have a veranda.
112
00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,355
A very beautiful villa will come.
113
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,319
8h man, you missed the living room!
114
00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,520
It was difficult to find a beach that was not crowded.
115
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,000
But after a day of trying and another full of petrol
116
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,040
we managed to settle into what we baptized right away
117
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:21,591
the last paradise. Even if there were too many stones.
118
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,590
- It's ready! - I'll come right away!
119
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,197
Come on, Cesare, otherwise the flies go there!
120
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:41,440
- Men at the table. - If they're still there . - Why? What happened?
121
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:45,200
- Nothing, then I'll explain. - Cesare, how happy I am.
122
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,200
This is truly a piece of heaven.
123
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:52,040
8 children, this place is clean and so we have to leave it.
124
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,112
- Honey, I'm proud of you. - Thank you.
125
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,472
- Did you ask for the salvage? - Yes. What do you say?
126
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,354
- Is it solid? - Very solid.
127
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,520
Put more effort into it, otherwise the chickens will all die there.
128
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,680
- But which chickens? - But isn't it a chicken coop?
129
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,920
Yes, I have decided to devote myself to the egg trade,
130
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,320
if the house holds up. Otherwise I open a counter of omelettes, that I care!
131
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,600
A nightmare. I worked all night, but before dawn
132
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,240
- I wanted to have the roof. Can I sit down? - Mom, what do we do?
133
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,834
Let's see dad as they give him a life sentence.
134
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,680
- Hello. - Hello!
135
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:51,120
- My family. - The door! The flow.
136
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,400
I took advantage of the cause
137
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,960
- to make him have another day at sea. - Yes, but go ahead. - Yup.
138
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,680
Before dawn I wanted to have the roof put up.
139
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,752
Dawn came first, but I came second.
140
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,840
I had succeeded, this time I had worked hard to make it solid.
141
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,640
But some pieces of wood were rotten
142
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,720
so I made a regulation that I would then explain to the others.
143
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,393
Like don't jump on beds and never slam doors.
144
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,155
Wake Up!
145
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,560
- Which is? - It's over.
146
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:36,712
- You like? - Beautiful!
147
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,192
Come a little, children! We have the house by the sea!
148
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,956
How beautiful she is! It's all ours!
149
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:55,560
- It's all paid for, even the mortgage! - Mamma mia, how big it is!
150
00:11:55,560 --> 00:12:01,280
How naive it is! It looks like a "bucalof" from Polynesia.
151
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,477
- Mom, where is the toilet? - Then Dad explains it to you.
152
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:10,480
But, Cesare ... Didn't you even make a window?
153
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,836
- How do we change the air? - With buckets.
154
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,949
8yday!
155
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,520
Did you see how beautiful it is? We are neighbours.
156
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,476
We arrived this morning.
157
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:04,030
Do you want to come and sunbathe with us?
158
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,719
No thanks! Very nice!
159
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,349
- What do you measure? - Nothing!
160
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,320
Our house by the sea. But do you realize what's out there?
161
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:33,360
- Have you ever seen such a thing before ? - No, smaller and smaller.
162
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:37,400
- Guys! - Are you hurt?
163
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,520
Next year this house becomes two-story.
164
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,600
Wake up, guys. To do the bisognini come with me.
165
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,195
I saw a bush against the wind , but beware of nettles.
166
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,996
There are people, better, we will make friends.
167
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,794
Inside, kids! No needs today! It is full of asses!
168
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,280
- Luckily the male didn't turn around. - Before he was turned.
169
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,680
Why are you already out? 8ene, I'm glad.
170
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,877
All barricaded in here! I'll handle that!
171
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,115
This is crap!
172
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,320
Ah, are you British?
173
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,600
You can't stay here, I have children.
174
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:48,400
If they see you ... And above all him, they get upset.
175
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,520
Look, the children don't give a damn.
176
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,680
- Full nude worries mischievous adults. - You are italian.
177
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,640
So it has no justification at all.
178
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,800
Go somewhere else, we don't like this filth.
179
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:05,240
Be ashamed! He is the only one in Italy who goes to the beach all dressed up!
180
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:10,320
I'm not discussing it! I'm kicking you out!
181
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,200
- It's unconstitutional. - What does the Italian Constitution have to do with it ...
182
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,350
... with the buttock trade fair ?
183
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:21,480
I'm talking about his physical constitution ...
184
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:26,160
... which doesn't allow her to chase anyone away, except flies.
185
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,358
But luckily for him, I'm the peaceful type.
186
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,080
What are you doing?
187
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:42,320
- This deck chair is mine! - You are bigoted and selfish!
188
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,840
- You are in danger! - Caesar!
189
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,680
Forget it, otherwise let 's make the retrograde figure.
190
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,040
Basically they are always neighbors, we use other ways.
191
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:57,160
- Maria, it seems to me ... - Nice to meet you, Domenichini.
192
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,240
- Mordini, nice to meet you. - Let's talk about you too! - Quite right.
193
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:06,200
- What's your name? - Caesar. - Me Ermanno, called 8atacchio.
194
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,237
- Then I'll explain why. - It's not necessary, thanks.
195
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,600
- Why did you always look at it there? - In my face I'm ashamed.
196
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,760
Before, I was going to slaughter him.
197
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,640
- He doesn't cover himself! - Why is it so big?
198
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,680
- What? - The thing!
199
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:30,200
You say it's big? Maria, I'm normal!
200
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,840
Those are diseases. Such a one cannot make love!
201
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,600
Hey!
202
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,880
- You say? - If I were a woman, I'd be worried.
203
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,960
But look what had to happen to us!
204
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,080
And the children? They saw me naked.
205
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,680
If they see Mr. 8atacchio, they get the wrong idea.
206
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,080
Dad! Why can't we go out?
207
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,878
One moment. Let's go in.
208
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,960
Let's go guys!
209
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,920
Let's go and throw the dinghy overboard .
210
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:10,000
Mind the step. Maria, close the door.
211
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:15,280
8ene. Come on, Maria. Here we go! In line like the Indians!
212
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,760
- Dad, I don't see. - You don't have to see!
213
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,080
- Here it is full of stones. - Better, so you look where you walk.
214
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,440
- Maria, let's not delay! - That blonde who plays the guitar
215
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,640
- is oxygenated. - How do you know it? - Then I'll explain.
216
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:35,120
The way of adventure lies on this side. Forward!
217
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,240
8ravi, guys. Now you can take off the boat.
218
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,560
1, 2, 3.Via!
219
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:45,480
Guys, don't look ashore, otherwise you'll get seasick.
220
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,200
- Dad, we're on the dock! - But there is always the sea underneath!
221
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,640
Come on, tigers. Plan!
222
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,200
We leave with the sailing ship. Don't turn around, crew.
223
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,160
Come on, dear. Come, pearl of Labuan.
224
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,080
All to port. Here we go!
225
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,800
- Let's go. - Come back soon!
226
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,120
You come back when I say!
227
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,429
Let's get away from the enemy coasts.
228
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,760
- Dad, I'm cold! - Come on, we've won all the battles
229
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,240
we can't miss the last one!
230
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,120
- Maria, what are these doing? - They're cooking. They are dressed!
231
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,720
- Thank god. - Hello.
232
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,160
- Hello Maria. - But what matters is out there!
233
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,520
- They're half crazy. - Mom, I'm cold! - Close your eyes.
234
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,200
To run! Maria, be careful where you put your feet.
235
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,360
8children, at home! I got a sore throat.
236
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,840
- You too love? - Yes, awful!
237
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,320
- Do you want to eat with us, Maria? - No thanks. - They invited us!
238
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,240
He invited you, not us!
239
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,600
Do we want to ruin the innocence of our children? Rascals!
240
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,600
Behind the chair is a hole in the wall.
241
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,000
From there you can see the English naked!
242
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,310
Don't say anything to Dad, otherwise he'll block it.
243
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,560
Let's go guys! This morning at the sea we play blind fly.
244
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:17,040
- What kind of game did you come up with? - It is funny!
245
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,480
Blindfolded, let's see who finds the dinghy first!
246
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,438
- Dad, my feet break! - What big stones!
247
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,040
On board, crew. Maria, I'll give you the first.
248
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,240
Now comes the second. Here it is!
249
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,196
II cesto!
250
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,236
Always at sea, I look like Christopher Columbus!
251
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,400
Dad, can we take off the bandages?
252
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,680
Yes, but only in one eye, otherwise what pirates are you?
253
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:48,000
- I'll take it off! - We're going on a wonderful trip today.
254
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,160
- I will reveal to you all the mysteries of nature. - Why is there water?
255
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,880
There is water because God created it.
256
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,997
- Why is there water in the boat? - Huh?
257
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,280
God, he got a puncture! We are sinking! Stop!
258
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,592
I haven't finished paying the installments yet! Maria, let's go for it!
259
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,520
- Help, I can't swim! - I'm afraid!
260
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,672
- Help, I drown! - I'd let them drown.
261
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,112
- Maria, where are you? - Dad, do I have to save you?
262
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,753
- Help! - 8 children, don't worry.
263
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,680
- Here I am! - Help!
264
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,150
- Tigers, come on. - Help!
265
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,280
- Help! - Hold on.
266
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,560
Power.
267
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,600
- Where did I hold on to? - Do not worry. I'll take you ashore.
268
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,910
- I'm holding on tight. - Yes, but not too much.
269
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,480
- Sandokan saved us! - We were going to drown!
270
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,280
We are safe. We made it.
271
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,431
Marco, come down, you are heavy!
272
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,679
Hey! Thing!
273
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,040
What do you touch? He's fine, let's not exaggerate!
274
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,640
- I made 30, I make 31! - But which 31!
275
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,920
Maybe we fought unfairly,
276
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,440
but you force me to go out at dawn with this fact of the nude.
277
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,640
- My son has two tonsils like that! - The sea is good for him.
278
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,640
The world is so big, why do you have to stand here naked?
279
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,720
See how much space there is!
280
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:47,400
They did not go away. In the morning at 7 Mordini and the English were asleep.
281
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,440
I took the boys out with the excuse of fishing.
282
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,360
We've been here for 2 hours, but the fish don't bite.
283
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:58,880
- I see. - Are you sure fish like bread?
284
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,760
- He likes! - Why don't we try worms? - They make me sick!
285
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,115
He took the bait.
286
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,760
Here the costumes throw them. It will be from Mordini.
287
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:15,160
- No, for Mordini it is too small. - What do you know about it? - Look!
288
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,760
- I caught a rabbit- shaped fish . - How disgusting! 8th it.
289
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,880
It is disgusting!
290
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,040
I feel like throwing up. Guys, end of fishing. Let's go home.
291
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,360
- Did you really get scared? - Yes, the dead frighten me.
292
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,560
- It was just a rabbit! - If you caught an elephant, did you die?
293
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,080
Have you ever seen an elephant underwater?
294
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,560
When Mordini saved mum, I saw a trunk!
295
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,835
At home we do the math!
296
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,120
I'm sure you think we are trivial.
297
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,840
You know, when you are with the family!
298
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:56,480
But we are modern. I read the newspapers, I keep myself informed.
299
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:01,315
- We still have to take a few steps. Sugar? - I do.
300
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,520
You have just the face like the ass!
301
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,120
- You even allowed yourself to enter! - He just asked me for a coffee.
302
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,873
Maybe even correct!
303
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,240
Thank God that coffee doesn't make me nervous.
304
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,880
To me, yes! Do you want war? Let there be war!
305
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,200
Maria, wait here with the children. I'll be right back. I will do justice!
306
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,760
What would you have done in my place, Mr. Judge?
307
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,960
- Sorry. - Even at home! It was too much.
308
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,192
I went to the traffic police, they came after two hours.
309
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,916
Go from behind, I from here.
310
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:59,080
- Where is this exhibitionist? - Come in, Marshal.
311
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:06,920
- He must be strict. - I'll put them all in jail.
312
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,400
- Starting with that bitch. - From that whore!
313
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,160
- Put on the bra. - What harm have I done?
314
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,520
That is my wife!
315
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,040
You made me come all the way here to fine your wife!
316
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,840
- Why are you wearing this way? - So as not to feel embarrassed.
317
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:28,320
- Bare breasts are no longer a crime. - This is my wife.
318
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,960
Here are some real nudists who show off the nude!
319
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,633
Here they are. Bite!
320
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:40,000
- What's up? - The marshal wants to see our documents.
321
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,760
- It's just a formality. Come! - I'm coming.
322
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,440
He's the leader, arrest him. I have children!
323
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:54,240
- That is always naked! - There is no flagrant crime.
324
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,880
He is always naked. Maria, is it true that you always have everything outside?
325
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:02,720
- I've never noticed. - I do! A monstrous thing!
326
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,000
- It's true, he has a big disease. - 8yday. - 8yday.
327
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,600
I'm sorry. If I ever see him naked again, I'll call you.
328
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,520
Don't make us come back here unnecessarily. Here we go.
329
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,750
- See you later. - Goodbye.
330
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,320
- Why are you dressed now? - When I heard the sirens ...
331
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,080
... I realized that I could no longer be naked! - I have to find a system ...
332
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,120
- Domenichini! - Yes. - Whose shack is this?
333
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:38,040
- Keep the kids away, it might collapse. - It's solid.
334
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,680
I built that house! It is my home.
335
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,760
Really? We didn't go on an empty trip then.
336
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,080
- Now take it apart! - Sorry!
337
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,280
- Otherwise within 48 hours I'll send a bulldozer to take it down. - He can not.
338
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:58,320
- There's a roof! - The crime of illegal construction is configured
339
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,760
on state-owned land.
340
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,480
If he does not vacate immediately, arrest is expected.
341
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,120
- See you the day after tomorrow! - Marshal, sorry ...
342
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,640
- The arrest? - Dad, are they arresting you?
343
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:16,000
If they arrest you and take the shack down , we sleep with the British.
344
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
- Be quiet. - What do we do now?
345
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,680
It is very simple. I call Medoro and solve the problem.
346
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,400
If you don't take off your panties in the meantime !
347
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,320
Don't worry, Cesare, I have an idea.
348
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:35,000
If there is a sick person in the shack, they cannot demolish it.
349
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,080
- You need a seriously ill person. - Where can I find a seriously ill person?
350
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,160
- I can't rent it! - Do it yourself.
351
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,720
I? God forbid that I take a disease now!
352
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,160
If I do it they will notice!
353
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,915
You were born with a shirt because I also have the idea of āāthe idea!
354
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,831
Maria, it's me.
355
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,200
- I've done it. - You're upset. Didn't you get any sleep?
356
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,440
Yes, from Santa Marinella to Civitavecchia, driving.
357
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,480
The toll-keeper woke me up.
358
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,680
I drove 30 km of highway in the wrong direction in the opposite lane.
359
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,600
I spent a crazy amount of coffee, but uncle is in the car here.
360
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,480
He always slept. I found him at home already asleep.
361
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,160
To get him out I told him we were going to get ice cream.
362
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,960
He didn't notice anything.
363
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,560
I take it by the feet, they are lighter.
364
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,120
You take him by the shoulders.
365
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,240
Maria! Have you returned to Rome too?
366
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,200
He woke up!
367
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,760
- Caesar! - I'm here.
368
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,640
- Where did you take me to get ice cream? - The bars were closed.
369
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,960
I brought you here to us by the sea. Stay a month with us.
370
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,520
Here it is great. There is sun, sand ... Come.
371
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,480
The sand, the sun? Tobruk; hell of sand!
372
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,439
- Tobruk! - Tell him we're in Tuscany, he won't listen to me!
373
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,873
Uncle, your driving license has expired for 20 years! Uncle, there is the river!
374
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,080
- Uncle! - If this was a 8alilla, you would n't get me!
375
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,000
But it's not even a submarine! Let's go home.
376
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,560
I don't want to stay here even one day.
377
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,680
- I have to finish the memorial before I die. - Do not worry.
378
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,760
You can write the memorial here. There is a lot of peace here.
379
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,800
Look how beautiful our house is.
380
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,480
At the concentration camp there was one like it.
381
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:02,360
- They only locked you in if you strangled a sentry. - Come in.
382
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,680
- I don't want to be here. - Guys, wake up. Uncle has arrived.
383
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,840
- Is he sick? - I'll do it right, he's always going to die.
384
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,120
Still pissing on you! Maria, clean up Luca and Marco.
385
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,200
Uncle, this is the table.
386
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,880
These are notebooks.
387
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,000
Now you go here and write your memoir.
388
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,680
8ene, so I arrive until 8 September.
389
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,520
If you don't move from here, maybe we too will make it until 8 September.
390
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,840
If the brigade comes, tell them that you are very sick.
391
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,280
- Otherwise they kick us out. - We are going to the beach in a little while.
392
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,040
But they return immediately. If you are hungry, there is everything in the cupboard.
393
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,000
- But don't touch the honey, it's a poison to you! - Honey?
394
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,600
I do not like it! Is that the toilet?
395
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,480
- No, it's the shower. The toilet is outside. - Where is it?
396
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,800
You follow the flies. It is the second bush.
397
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,560
Don't go to the first one because the leaves are gone.
398
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,600
Maria, don't consume all the water, I'll take a shower too.
399
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,990
Now we even have the car in the river!
400
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,750
- Guys, it's full of shells. - But they are not found!
401
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,880
Look for the shells. Down!
402
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,520
The tanks advance.
403
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,035
They advance with the sound of scrap metal.
404
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,476
Not even in Tobruk I had these mirages!
405
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,840
English?
406
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,072
They treat themselves well in this concentration camp!
407
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:09,440
- Sir! - Dad, there are naked women.
408
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,840
- Talk! - Sick old man!
409
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,718
Do not worry.
410
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,833
It's normal.
411
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,638
Wouldn't it be better to go and see?
412
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,000
Uncle, you only have to feel bad when the fighters come.
413
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,400
Do those girls look like fighters to you ?
414
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,358
Uncle ate all the honey.
415
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,596
I won't be dead!
416
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,391
Guys, go dry yourself. Wait in the house.
417
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,316
Uncle.
418
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:05,480
Body transport in Rome, wagon, driver, petrol,
419
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,119
the paperwork: One and a half million.
420
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,760
If I had had the money we would have gone to the beach
421
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,680
and the uncle at best would play dead afloat.
422
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,511
What a disgrace!
423
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:26,157
I can make 1 million and 300, but I hope you become my client later.
424
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,520
If he shoots another similar figure, I die too
425
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:36,240
so we can make a double checkout and save money.
426
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:41,320
I understand your situation, but we are the best in the area.
427
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:46,640
I advise you to take advantage immediately, in the autumn everything increases.
428
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,474
Well, if it gets worse we take advantage of it.
429
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,440
- Isn't he dead yet? - Right now he's just got a cold.
430
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,319
But it is better to be foresight. Let's go, Maria.
431
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,680
- Who gives me 1.3 million? - You don't buy the coffin anymore?
432
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,080
Don't mess around, eat ice cream.
433
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,991
It takes an idea. I call Medoro.
434
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,000
- They all go to the beach. - Will we never see the naked Brits again?
435
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,640
No! If you look at naked women you go blind.
436
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,349
Say yes before he starts with the story of the stork.
437
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,996
But look at this how he puts the arrow!
438
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,400
What do you do, now turn right?
439
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,880
- What are you doing? - It's the fault of that son of a whore!
440
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,749
- Dead of sleep! Sozzone! - Sorry.
441
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,240
- Where did we get the hit? - There.
442
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,720
Put the arrow on the left and then turn right! You're drunk?
443
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:15,960
I was going straight, I didn't put the arrow.
444
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,952
- What about that? - Which?
445
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,200
That's uncle, he travels above because he likes to sunbathe.
446
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,830
- Maybe he got sunburn. - Now take another shot!
447
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:36,560
We have defeated the general! Let's go back to the desert!
448
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,677
Uncle! Then you are alive!
449
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:44,759
- Is alive! His Mortacci! - Uncle, but you hurt him!
450
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,317
Have you allied with the British?
451
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,839
I'm going alone to get ice cream at 8engasi! Tripoli!
452
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,919
We end this vacation in the tent ... on oxygen.
453
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:10,120
Mr. Praetor, Uncle was not dead, he had fallen into a diabetic coma.
454
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,640
I didn't notice because I don't look at the dead, they impress me.
455
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:19,320
Then the crime of wrongful death could arise.
456
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,680
- Do you know your uncle could die? - But forget it!
457
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,600
And then don't wave, I get a stiff neck.
458
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,840
Back then, he wasn't dead. Keep going.
459
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:38,520
Zio didn't want to go back to the sea and I threw myself back on the highway.
460
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:44,280
I needed a sick person and who was sicker than me?
461
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:50,037
I would have sacrificed it and my family would have taken the vacation.
462
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,719
- Dad, the car broke down? - Yes, or I attacked him with a fever.
463
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,115
We are on time, the 48 hours have not yet expired.
464
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,909
- 8atacchio's tent is gone. - It's true!
465
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,156
My home!
466
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,871
- Don't you knock? - I even played!
467
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,760
- This is trespassing! - Is this a domicile?
468
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,720
This is an abusive and abandoned shack .
469
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:38,759
Now the law says it's my home.
470
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,560
Do you do so? Now I'll show you!
471
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:48,076
- What do we do now? - There are no ideas.
472
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,032
Let's go to the car and think.
473
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,720
Cesare, do you think Mordini makes love with all three?
474
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,553
Let's not digress, I'm thinking.
475
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:08,149
- How do you deal with that disease? - I told you I'm thinking.
476
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,520
Maria, I didn't fall asleep, I'm still thinking.
477
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,990
I have half an idea that ...
478
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,432
Mom is evaporated.
479
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,560
This gesture has a meaning.
480
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,920
The liberation from the slavery of the moral taboos of the bourgeoisie.
481
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,800
Freedom intended as a return to origins.
482
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,156
- The nude experienced as a political gesture . - How good you speak!
483
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:54,360
I didn't know being naked on the beach was right.
484
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,160
- Now I'll take care of it! - I didn't do anything wrong!
485
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,278
Go to the car and wait for me there. We do the math with you later!
486
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,320
- We'll make them with you right away! - Are you starting again?
487
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,400
Come to my house, I'll buy you a coffee.
488
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,800
That's my house! Coffee too! I'll offer you four punches!
489
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,756
Finish it!
490
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,557
Come out if you are brave.
491
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,198
This is from your wife, give it back.
492
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,960
- They are kidding me? - Sure.
493
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,960
Ah, yesterday the policeman came, says the praetor is on vacation.
494
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,600
For the demolition it will be discussed again in September.
495
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,549
If you want to stay, I'll lend you the tent, otherwise happy mid-August.
496
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,911
But I'll kill you!
497
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,956
- Do not make me laugh! - I break everything!
498
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,433
I'm afraid Mordini got hurt.
499
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,000
- Our house is destroyed. - What a vacation!
500
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,514
What did you do, did you kill him?
501
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,472
Cesare, I've arrived, now I'll take care of it, don't worry.
502
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,600
In the name of the Italian people, having regard to articles 721 and 728
503
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:38,440
condemn Domenichini Cesare for causing injuries caused by
504
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,880
collapse of an abusive shack built with inexperience,
505
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:45,760
to 18 months of imprisonment and payment of damages
506
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,240
for a sum of 3 million and 750 thousand lire
507
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,800
or to the increase of the sentence for another six months.
508
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,519
- Kill, dad! - Lawyer.
509
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,640
- What do you think I do? - Don't pay, I have an idea.
510
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,800
Excuse me, Mr. Praetor, what is the penalty for voluntary injury?
511
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,917
- One year and six months. - Add!
512
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,669
At least I got this satisfaction.
513
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,354
Arrest him! Take it away!
514
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,552
Oh my God, what a pain! Mom, what a blow!
515
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,960
- I feel bad! - Come on, it's nothing.
516
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,000
Nothing? He broke my head!
517
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,195
- Courage. - Yes, courage!
518
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,560
- Maria, please. - Do not worry.
519
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,720
We hope they send you to a prison by the sea,
520
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,120
so in the summer we all come close to you.
521
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,237
- All who? - All.
522
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,920
All.
523
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,831
All?
524
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,396
Like all?
525
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,713
All.
526
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,997
He attacked me from behind, pushing me against a moving body
527
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,920
load of food and the like.
528
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,920
- What do you mean by related? - French brand sparkling wine.
529
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,800
- Champagne. - I confirm.
530
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,560
You're welcome, prosecutor.
531
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:29,680
She, Porceddu 8aingio, confirms the resistance to public force
532
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:34,280
by the accused Mario Zamboni.
533
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,400
I meant that ... Excuse me.
534
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,560
- You are welcome. - To question I answer.
535
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,680
Zamboni Mario procured a natural person for me in this case
536
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,800
resistance to serious injury to the rear.
537
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,680
As per medical report drawn up by a service officer
538
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,920
in response to hospitalization, so that I had three months of recovery
539
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,320
if no complications arise.
540
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,676
- That's all. - Please, take a seat.
541
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,680
The word to the defense.
542
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,560
Mr. Praetor. Gentlemen.
543
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,720
Look at this man.
544
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,440
Small, fat, insignificant,
545
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,880
suffocated and humiliated by an emotionless life
546
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,200
in a small sausage factory .
547
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,000
Are you sure he's a lawyer?
548
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:29,240
For once he let himself be carried away by the wind of sin
549
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,920
- opening the door ... - Who opened the door?
550
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,880
Praetor, I was saying it figuratively.
551
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:40,080
Silence or I have the classroom cleared . Go ahead, lawyer.
552
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,240
Maybe it's better than more than my courtly prose,
553
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,520
I entrust the description of the facts to modest words
554
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,520
of man. Come, Zambotti.
555
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,880
- Zamboni. - It's the same.
556
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,520
It's not the same. Zamboni is Zamboni.
557
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:00,760
Signor pretore, in the first place , not the sound of the "worm, solitaris"
558
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:05,040
as the gentleman said. I did n't choose it, but my wife.
559
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,960
Secondly, I am not suffocated by an emotionless life
560
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,320
because my factory is fine. 28 billion in turnover per year.
561
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,640
This is a solitaire, 4 carat and at home I also have a ruby.
562
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,360
You bought everything with my money!
563
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,240
Silence! We don't care about your business! Go on.
564
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,600
- Health! - Thank you.
565
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,080
In terzis, it is better that I tell the facts .
566
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,360
Last summer I was on vacation in Livorno with my wife and daughter.
567
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,920
My daughter had sympathized with a cadet on a cruise
568
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,000
of the naval academy and son of a widowed admiral.
569
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,720
Looking closely my daughter was a husband not to be missed.
570
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,520
- 8yday. - 8yday.
571
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,440
Are you a customer of the hotel?
572
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,120
I'm Mario Zamboni, we have the suite, 280,000 per day plus VAT.
573
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,400
- Do you want to leave the bags first? - Yes, we don't eat with a towel.
574
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,551
- It's obvious. - Luigi.
575
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,400
- I would like a very large table. - I understand.
576
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,760
Maybe he didn't understand, great because I'm waiting for guests.
577
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,360
If Admiral Olderise comes with his son, send him to us.
578
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,360
Please, when the admiral arrives , smile.
579
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,640
Don't be like the last time you yawned in his face!
580
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,560
But he is telling a lot of bullshit!
581
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,040
- Don't express yourself like that! - What is this dog?
582
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,920
- Poor beast, what's wrong with you? - But this is an elephant!
583
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,080
Take it off, I'm afraid!
584
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,040
It almost took off my shoulder.
585
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,320
Excuse me. He never confides in strangers.
586
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,320
Maybe some peculiar smell.
587
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,320
- You dog? - Dog will be his sister!
588
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,080
Ah, her sister dog! Bitch!
589
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,800
He's asking if we have a dog.
590
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,680
- No, no dog. - I apologize very much for Faust.
591
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:04,080
Allows? Fitzmayer, butler of the Krupper household. Dusseldorf. Germany.
592
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Very happy, Mario Zamboni, Prize-winning company Cavallari sausages
593
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:13,360
Codazzo. Province of Modena. She is the owner, my wife.
594
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,680
Adalgisa Cavallari in Zamboni.
595
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,830
8yday.
596
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,360
- Everything ready for Faust? - Here is the bresaola.
597
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:30,520
- What a gentleman! - That dog looked like a donkey!
598
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,440
You smell like bresaola, that's why the dog came close to you!
599
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,720
- Maybe the dog stank. - No!
600
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,640
- Let's start with the appetizers? - I do not know...
601
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,920
Raw ham, a little bresaola with lemon.
602
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,720
But then you do it on purpose! I don't want bresaola!
603
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,560
- Give me the list, we'll choose. - All right.
604
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:56,240
- This fits on my stomach. - What are you getting, cuddly?
605
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,196
All.
606
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,030
- Here is your bread. - Take off please.
607
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:32,440
Dad, when is the admiral coming? What do you say, will it be the right time?
608
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,591
- Will it be the right time with Amerigo? - 8 good, good.
609
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,510
Here they are! They haven't seen us.
610
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,840
- What are you shouting? - They didn't see us! Admiral.
611
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,992
Dear lady! Go on, dear.
612
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:59,320
Dear boy, go close to Aurora, you will have many things to tell you.
613
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:07,400
Dear Admiral! Amerigo, how have you grown! You have also lost weight.
614
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,551
Zamboni, you are always witty!
615
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,954
- How are you, Miss Aurora? - 8ene.
616
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,480
- I'm going to get cigarettes. - Where are you going, Mario!
617
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,240
- I forgot the cigarettes! - Your husband shouldn't smoke.
618
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,880
- 8 of the object. Ancient? - Yes, two and a half carats.
619
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,400
- Please, take a seat. - Amerigo, smile at Aurora.
620
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,709
Wait a minute, stop the elevator!
621
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,756
Which floor?
622
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,315
Leave the door open! Then he really wants me!
623
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,679
It is the woman who chooses, there is nothing to be done.
624
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:28,840
How beautiful you are, I did not believe it when you gave me the wink!
625
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,991
But what is this? What do you want of me?
626
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,431
He slapped me!
627
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,680
At the restaurant he gave me a wink so I thought ...
628
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,760
From what comes what ...! But who are you?
629
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,680
We have been playing since last night at Frau Krupper's table.
630
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:51,310
Sorry, I didn't think ... Oh my God, the dromedary dog!
631
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,880
Take off this beast that looks like a rhino!
632
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,236
Good, I didn't do anything to you.
633
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:06,673
Get it.
634
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,549
- Did you hurt? - Now she hurts me with her hand.
635
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:16,240
The lady gave me a wink, what should I do?
636
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,600
His little eye be nervous tic.
637
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:24,680
She is nervous, her husband is never there, she is very faithful to a bad husband.
638
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,920
She has a lot of passion for gaming and great players.
639
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,480
- You great player? - Yes, I'm a great player.
640
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,400
- Because there is hope ... - No! How does it allow?
641
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,437
She is very serious. His only vice is casino.
642
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,520
- How messed up? - You always travel for fun.
643
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,560
Venice, Montecarlo, another game, another player, another casino.
644
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,080
- Run from casino to casino. - But tomorrow he still plays in the room.
645
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,960
I'd like to play in the room.
646
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,560
I understand you. Big, fat fat wife.
647
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,320
A slipper, a pain in the ass. Instead Frau Kropper great lady.
648
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,280
She sugary, buttery.
649
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,920
But you can only see her again if you are a great player.
650
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,280
You can play with her.
651
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,919
For this I want to make an amalgam ...
652
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,156
Did you want to melt it?
653
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,840
Now come down and put up with all the Admiral's exploits!
654
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,920
Don't shout, I was talking to ...
655
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,360
But we've been looking for a husband for Aurora for six years !
656
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:30,320
The admiral told me about his exploits. What balls! Excuse me, praetor.
657
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,920
I always thought of Frau Krupper, buttery, sugary.
658
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,040
But I had to jog at dawn to get the two doves closer.
659
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,750
- Amerigo, I can't do it! - Nothing is better than a run!
660
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,468
Let's let the two guys get to know each other .
661
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,829
- Twenty years! 8ei times! I remember ... - I can't do it.
662
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,760
Now you start making out!
663
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,240
I was exhausted. Luckily I met the butler ... What's his name ...
664
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,800
and said I was ready to sit at Frau Krupper's table.
665
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,880
I left the others in the cinema, they made a movie about submarines,
666
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,394
and at nine I went to Frau Krupper.
667
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,837
Royal flush.
668
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,320
Ace Poker.
669
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,996
If he decides to commit suicide, go further , blood horrifies me.
670
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,120
- Another hand? - No thanks.
671
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,714
- 8 goodnight. - See you later.
672
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,676
Good evening, gentlemen.
673
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,152
Little players, little men.
674
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,720
No great players here.
675
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:47,714
- I'll have to get bored. - Great player, Zamboni.
676
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,640
I already know her!
677
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,553
Yes, first he gave me a wink and then he slapped me.
678
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,196
You are welcome.
679
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,511
Here it is. The wheat.
680
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,039
Take away table money.
681
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,953
- Have you seen? - Poker, baccarat, chemen de fer?
682
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:24,640
No, I know how to do, the trump, seven and pinch, canasta and Italian broom.
683
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,120
- Italian broom? - Yes, the regular broom.
684
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:33,320
- I know! Do we have Italian cards? - I have them, I always carry them with me.
685
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,915
These are from Piacenza, the ones we use in the north.
686
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,196
Check, they're sealed.
687
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,200
- I missed it. - How long do you want to play?
688
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:52,120
- A broom we can make 1,000 ... - A thousand dollars a game.
689
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,079
- So I don't need any chips. - If you use it like this ...!
690
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:12,759
Spariglio of six of coins. Fuck three!
691
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:20,078
Here it is! King of Coins! Another broom! It was destiny.
692
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,756
Four of swords, broom!
693
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,120
I have the beautiful seven! Double point. Seven handsome and fucks.
694
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,509
I told you I 'm a great player.
695
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,120
It's not nice, he told me "vaffangluc".
696
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,236
No, he said "great luck".
697
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,591
How to say you Italians? Big butt? Big butt?
698
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,480
I was winning all the time. Seven beautiful, cards, coins, primiera,
699
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,480
- and broom, broom, broom ... - We get it. Let's proceed.
700
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:06,040
I won 13 games for a total of $ 13,000.
701
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,600
The lady got pissed ... I meant she got pissed.
702
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,560
In fact, I thought that the pink parenthesis would end
703
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,240
- before starting. - Unfortunate!
704
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:20,279
You don't even have the shame to hide your betrayals!
705
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,588
My wife is gone. Thank god.
706
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,640
Health! It's cooled a little.
707
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,631
- I can? - You are welcome.
708
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,552
So, the next evening Kutzviller came looking for me.
709
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,800
$ 13,000 is a no brainer.
710
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:42,557
Frau has millions of dollars, but her husband forbade her to gamble.
711
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,920
If he learns that she is lost ...
712
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,160
- Coat. - Certainly a coat!
713
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:52,800
This dog is nice, but he has such a head and it makes an impression on me.
714
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:58,400
He keeps you careful. Do you want to give Frau Krupper revenge?
715
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,960
- Gladly. - She very much admires you.
716
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:05,476
You great player, she finds you very charming.
717
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:10,270
- You big butt. - Sure I'm lucky.
718
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Do you in Germany have all these nervous tics?
719
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:22,600
No, no nervous tic, she is waiting for you in the room all alone.
720
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,229
- To do what? - Little Italian broom.
721
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,000
I get it, the broom.
722
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,993
But then there are no misunderstandings? And alone? We understood each other?
723
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,040
- But get the dog out of my balls. - I'll get you out of here right now.
724
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,110
See you later.
725
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,909
Damn the misery!
726
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,115
He is in the room alone.
727
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:57,200
Big cat, were you looking for us? We are ready for a good canasta.
728
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,360
- Which canasta? - They decided that tonight
729
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,800
we would have made a nice canasta.
730
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:07,840
Dear Zamboni, I want you to be my partner against the lady and the young lady.
731
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,440
We will sink the enemy barges.
732
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:14,991
- There? - Yes, please, sit down.
733
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:20,200
At the officers' club they called me "The Terror of the Green Table".
734
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,350
To me "the southerner of the green table".
735
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:26,880
I remembered one thing. I have to do a small act.
736
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,714
- But we have to play. - I have to do a small act.
737
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,080
I thought you were the most prompt invitation Charlotte Krupper.
738
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,878
A lot of circumstances have happened .
739
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:48,480
Because the admiral's son wants ... It's family business.
740
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:53,480
I am a "seasoned" man, I brought back the $ 13,000 won.
741
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,920
No, gambling debt, honor debt.
742
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:01,920
Thanks, but I know your husband is a little nervous.
743
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,560
My very bad husband. I love, but I fear him.
744
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,720
He is a mania for weapons. He always shoot, shoot.
745
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,960
How to shoot? What is the killer doing?
746
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,440
No, he makes weapons.
747
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,440
He has a Gestapo face.
748
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,880
I am very grateful to her for rematch, but I would like to play with lire.
749
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,880
Dollars with her brings me bad luck, but I only have dollars.
750
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,000
And I only have lire. Let's exchange dollars for lire.
751
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,240
- A million dollars. - This is too much!
752
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:39,400
But since I am Zamboni, known all over the world,
753
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,440
the famous Cavallari firm, I will have about 53 million.
754
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,280
What does it matter, the dollar goes up, the lira goes down!
755
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,680
I change them. Here, you can check. This is the cash,
756
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:54,960
then I have cashier's checks from 8anca Rurale di Codazzo.
757
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,360
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ... I keep these for tips.
758
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,640
- I am very grateful. - That's nonsense.
759
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,680
We billionaires don't mind this nonsense. They are small change.
760
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,040
Can I speak tete-a-tete?
761
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,600
The butler said ... I don't know how to tell him, I'm shy.
762
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,920
- Let's talk you. You are beautiful! - You great seducer.
763
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,360
You want to play love instead of vile money, right?
764
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,760
Tempting demon, you know my weakness for play!
765
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,240
You like me because you sit great.
766
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,040
It means luck! Sure I met her so beautiful!
767
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:37,760
Damn, I have to go down and take the pill, I don't feel ...
768
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,240
I'll be back in two or three minutes.
769
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,232
- I'll come back soon. - I'll wait for you. - And I'll get back to you!
770
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,960
- My Madonna! - Let's give him a hand.
771
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,960
- He hurt himself? - Thanks, it's nothing.
772
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,636
I slipped, nothing serious. I thought it was the earthquake.
773
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,520
Do me a courtesy. I'll give you 50 dollars, 100 in fact.
774
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,840
In two minutes you come to the sitting room and say:
775
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,520
"Mario Zamboni on the phone, for a long and urgent phone call."
776
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,556
- All right. - Keep the flowers. Thank you.
777
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,480
- Here I am, Admiral. - Finally.
778
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,560
Sorry, but all the bathrooms were occupied.
779
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,040
Here we are all elderly, they are "prostatic".
780
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:33,400
Not bad, I was telling his wife and dear Aurora
781
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,440
the forcing of the port of Malta. The treacherous winds ...
782
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:41,355
Twenty! Plus twenty forty. I take this and discard this.
783
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,520
- How beautiful! - Zambotti, gave the deck.
784
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,033
- I? - To the girl.
785
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,960
Sorry, a long phone call for you, Mr. Zamboni.
786
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,040
What does long mean?
787
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,360
Long in the sense that it comes from afar, from Latin America.
788
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,960
Too bad, the canasta was amusing me.
789
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:04,960
- I'll replace the ... cadet. - My son doesn't see very well.
790
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,320
- Is it presbyopic? - No, myopic. It lacks 8 diopters.
791
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,790
- Ah, I got that. - Eight diopters.
792
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,560
If that's another excuse not to be with the admiral, you'll pay for it.
793
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,800
You have five minutes, I put the ringtone on your wrist.
794
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,840
After I come to look for you. And I will find you, do not doubt.
795
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,080
I'll try to do it soon, honey.
796
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,559
- Mrs. - Say.
797
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,120
Madonna, how beautiful she is! What a beautiful transparency!
798
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,556
Looks like Marlene Dietrich! And also "davantich"!
799
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,837
- Made you wait a long time. - The blue angel.
800
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,119
I arrived...
801
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,880
- Sorry. - Great actor!
802
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,678
This pleases a German woman.
803
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,640
Let's try to break the delay, do something.
804
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,200
- Let's fix the situation. - No!
805
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,800
You great player, I great player.
806
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,320
You have to win love with cards.
807
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,675
Very erotic!
808
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:14,556
Can we make the game faster? With cards it is too long.
809
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,799
8 thrill of a great player!
810
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,555
Let's play streap sweep.
811
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,359
- How much news from Germany! - I'll take cards.
812
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,560
You lucky to sweep.
813
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:32,920
The broom is too long. Let's go to whoever raises the highest card.
814
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:37,040
Yes, higher card. This likes German woman.
815
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,040
Even an Apulian man likes it.
816
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:43,397
- Get up, please. - Will I get up?
817
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,875
- Letter. - Letter.
818
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,278
A woman! It's women's night!
819
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,038
- Streap, streap! - Tu grande sedere.
820
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:04,874
- Yes, I do everything myself. - Raise up. - I like this game.
821
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,640
This time you screwed me. Mine is lower.
822
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,600
- Trousers, please. - Yes, I take them off.
823
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:18,720
But we can't do one thing ... like all couples do?
824
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,920
I feel an excitement, a thrill ...
825
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,240
I too feel tremors of great excitement.
826
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,320
Okay, you won my body.
827
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,080
Winners and losers together! No, right now!
828
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,760
I have to take a diuretic, I have a duodenal ulcer ... in my throat.
829
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:38,480
I'm waiting for you in my big bed.
830
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,516
Hurry up, love.
831
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,834
With a female like this, I have to go to the admiral!
832
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,593
I'm in underwear! What do I do now?
833
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,390
Where do I go dressed like this?
834
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,156
- I'll give you 200 dollars, give me the pants. - What do I do?
835
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,000
- You're back! - It's your turn.
836
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,434
Sorry. Here we are!
837
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:53,240
No, what are you doing? If you discard this they make canastone. You're a ... big baby.
838
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,800
- Amerigo, be careful. - So, the long phone call?
839
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,634
Nothing, it was nonsense, in the factory ...
840
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,437
Aurora!
841
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,520
- Discard! - What did they want from the factory?
842
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,910
- There is a control of finance. - Oh God!
843
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,800
Excuse me, admiral, will you allow us a moment?
844
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,110
- Sure, please. - A moment.
845
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:22,280
A control of finance and you are so calm?
846
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,680
If they find the account on the Swiss bank?
847
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,200
All the liquids of Aurora's dowry are deposited there!
848
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,080
- Then she gets married without liquids. - We are ruined.
849
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,920
You are ruined, the owner is you, not me.
850
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:38,040
Find an excuse with the admiral now and get in line!
851
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:42,160
- Blessed Madonna! - Excuse me, admiral.
852
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:49,600
Excuse me, admiral. Unfortunately I have to go, duty is calling me.
853
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,280
I was, first the duty and then the pleasure.
854
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,760
So she tells so many things!
855
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,400
I can tell about the sinking of the Rex.
856
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:01,360
Leave me some money in case I have to hold you back.
857
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,480
I don't know if I have Italian money.
858
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,600
- I have the dollars. That's 50, 60 dollars. - They are not enough.
859
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,388
- 100, 150. - Not enough. - 200. Keep it all!
860
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:25,040
Damn! I was putting the tent back in place
861
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:29,560
who had taken her to make the skirt. But is he angry with me?
862
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:34,031
You're the one who is mad at me! Keep $ 300 for the trouble.
863
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,120
Damn pants! Now I take it off.
864
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,400
Is that you, my great little player?
865
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:46,051
Yes, it's me, little big player.
866
01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:51,660
- Here I am. - Come, my little big love.
867
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:56,575
You called me "love"! If you say "come" I come.
868
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,173
8ella! 8 creamy, sugary!
869
01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:04,973
We also missed this now! Down, good.
870
01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:11,500
- What do you want? - He always present love with my husband.
871
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,660
Oh yes? Excuse me, fraulen,
872
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:16,493
don't we make traditional love, naked?
873
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,820
I'm afraid it will bite my lower abdomen.
874
01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:26,540
Does it bite? No, nothing bites. He good. You like him.
875
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:29,657
It won't be a little ... German fag .
876
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:34,013
Even with the dog, I don't give a damn.
877
01:06:38,300 --> 01:06:42,260
Her husband is coming, I'm sorry. Goalkeeper warned me.
878
01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:45,500
I try to stop him but get him in the elevator!
879
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:49,460
Madonna, that's the one in the picture with the gun in his hand!
880
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:55,260
- You have to leave now! - Which pants should I wear? There are two.
881
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:57,410
The dog has the jacket in his mouth!
882
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:04,289
- Take it easy, give me your jacket. - Soon!
883
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:12,370
Quick, go!
884
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,134
If he sees me he'll kill me.
885
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,620
- Hide in the toilet. - Yup.
886
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:23,329
- But where, in the cup? - No! - Ah, under the toilet!
887
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:33,215
Away, you ugly beast!
888
01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:53,974
Soon, he went to the toilet.
889
01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:03,571
- The dog ... - Quick, escape the window!
890
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:20,850
- Come on, Elvira, pack your bags. - Yes, I'm ready.
891
01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:23,020
Faust, you liked Zamboni, huh!
892
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:26,340
Sure, it smelled like bresaola!
893
01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:29,059
We took a lot of money away from him.
894
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:37,696
It got stuck! How does this thing open?
895
01:09:43,340 --> 01:09:45,137
- 8uonasera. - 8uonasera.
896
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:50,820
The undersigned and my colleagues are conducting a confidential investigation.
897
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:55,180
Reported individuals peddling counterfeit foreign currency,
898
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:59,860
in this case, dollars U point, S point, A point.
899
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:01,620
It means US dollars!
900
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:05,454
They spend like great gentlemen across the continent.
901
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:11,620
8 Let us return to these young people who immediately loved each other.
902
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,576
- Best wishes. - Thank you.
903
01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:21,740
- How hot! Can some ventilation be turned on ? - Sure.
904
01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:25,620
This heat reminds me of the heat it was on the Rex deck
905
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:28,940
- in '42 when they sank us. - Tell me, Admiral.
906
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:32,460
I was with my brother-in-law Luigi when a whirlwind ...
907
01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:36,540
What is this icy wind? Blessed Madonna!
908
01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:38,496
I dollari!
909
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,175
They are all fake!
910
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:52,535
- But really fake gift! - Say false.
911
01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:56,535
Oh my God, the suck!
912
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:06,140
- But hadn't he left? - I left with the suck!
913
01:11:06,140 --> 01:11:09,380
- What are you doing in your underwear? - It was hot in there.
914
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:12,380
- Unfortunate! - What are you doing with all these dollars?
915
01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:15,220
I won them in the game. Forget the money!
916
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:17,260
- But ... - I care about the dollars!
917
01:11:17,260 --> 01:11:20,855
- He gave me the fake money! - He's under arrest.
918
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:31,100
- In the name of the law, stop! - Leave me alone!
919
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:34,490
Help! Stop the cart!
920
01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:40,488
The glasses in the back!
921
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:51,620
They want to arrest me. Say we played broomstick.
922
01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:55,180
I won all evening and you said "big butt", remember?
923
01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:57,899
Who is he? I don't know him.
924
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:05,148
- What does it mean? - Remove lady's hand, please.
925
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:09,029
Street. I never met you. Here we go.
926
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:14,400
- He gave me a wink! - Say something in his defense.
927
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,710
Admiral, go fuck yourself!
928
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,832
- That's all? - That's all.
929
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,320
It's not all. Evelina Kruger, South Tyrolean
930
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:30,720
and Federico Pattibon, from Veneto, were arrested a few days later
931
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,800
at the casino of Sanremo.
932
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,475
- The door! - The door! He's cooled!
933
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,120
Thank you.
934
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,480
The crime of trafficking in counterfeit money can be declassified
935
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:45,080
by virtue of the confession of the woman who exonerated him.
936
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:49,080
- She proved to be an honest woman. - Honest a horn!
937
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,600
- That's the woman you deserve. - Does that seem a little to you?
938
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,592
8ella, buttery, with two antennae like that!
939
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,280
She's a whore! Only a fool like you could fall for it!
940
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:04,200
You destroyed everything! This angel still mourns his broken love.
941
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:08,320
- Are you planning to get a divorce? - No. Never, praetor.
942
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:12,320
- I imagined! - Bad.
943
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,437
- Acquitted. - Acquitted?
944
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,120
- Acquitted. - Thank you. I was acquitted!
945
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,640
- I was acquitted! - Thank you, lawyer.
946
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:22,960
I knew it!
947
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:28,440
I'm going to have to live forever with a woman like that. What a condemnation!
948
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:33,000
I will make you pay! You humiliated me in front of the praetor!
949
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,231
If I didn't speak ill of you, they arrested me.
950
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:40,960
- Here! I knew it! Cursed. - Mrs. Adalgisa.
951
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,320
Acquitted!
952
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:46,040
I was sure about that. Zamboni, congratulations!
953
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:51,120
Let's bury the hatchet and let these doves
954
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,396
take off again. Amerigo, kiss!
955
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,750
- Shall we go party at the bar? - With pleasure.
956
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,037
Dear Mrs. Adalgisa, have I ever told you ...
957
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:07,552
This he told us a thousand times, that's enough!
958
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,072
- Mario? - Yup?
959
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,716
Where is the file?
960
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,996
The file!
961
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,480
Therefore.
962
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:43,600
"Lawsuit for moral and material damage brought by Alberto Dal PrĪ° against:
963
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:48,760
Finetti Fernando, Giovanardi Felice, Antonio Spannato, Mattioli Remo,
964
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,910
Moffi Domenico, etc. Etc.
965
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,520
Of Italian nationality
966
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:58,878
and Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid of Arab nationality in absentia. "
967
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,560
- One moment. - Who is she?
968
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:07,800
I am the secretary of His Highness Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.
969
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:11,960
He says, I say. He thinks, I think.
970
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,394
He innocent, I innocent.
971
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:17,080
So she is responsible for the crimes ascribed to him.
972
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,719
If he is guilty, I am guilty.
973
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,878
Do you have a lawyer?
974
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:34,920
Here they are now arrived from Akaba, emirate of the Persian Gulf,
975
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,478
our master's house.
976
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:43,156
No introductions, let's proceed.
977
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:47,440
- The injured party, Alberto Del PrĪ°. - I'm here.
978
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:51,513
- The injured party come here. - I can not , as you said, I am injured.
979
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,116
- All injured? - Not all.
980
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:57,437
The language works in fact now they all spit.
981
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,720
Silence! What is that? Silence!
982
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,720
- I apologize. - Now I also ascribe the crime of threat to you!
983
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:13,120
- You have to stay calm! - You set out ... the facts.
984
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:17,360
- My wife Francesca. - Francesca Cherubini, nice to meet you.
985
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,160
Pleasure. Del PrĪ°, come to the point.
986
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:25,120
At the exclamation point! This is a story of exclamation marks.
987
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:29,432
The important thing is not to leave any question marks, start from the beginning.
988
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,680
- My poor mother ... - Evelina.
989
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,440
Evelina. He had lost all hope, but I arrived ...
990
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:40,120
- Tell the story of your life? - She said from the start.
991
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,480
From the beginning of the judicial affair .
992
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,480
I didn't want to leave question marks.
993
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,480
Try to be more concise.
994
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:50,880
So I skip the happy youth, the turbulent adolescence,
995
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:54,160
and I start from the moment I become the owner of a shipyard
996
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,355
put up with the sweat of his brow ...
997
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:57,760
Thank you.
998
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:03,440
Armpits and other parts of the body that need not be listed.
999
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:06,955
8puffone! With the sweat of our brow!
1000
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,920
Silence! Keep going.
1001
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:14,600
I was the owner of a large and prosperous shipyard .
1002
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:18,480
I was not short of orders, I had built important boats,
1003
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:21,880
when I finally got my hands on Charybdis' ambitious project.
1004
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:23,360
A fairytale yacht.
1005
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:28,360
Del PrĪ°, truly formidable! It must have cost you a lot!
1006
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,840
Mostly a lot of patience.
1007
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,560
It was a model, we were only at the design stage.
1008
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,680
I was in financial straits because of the economic situation.
1009
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,320
Which also caused me major problems with the staff.
1010
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,360
- Doctor, my salary? - What do you do with all this money?
1011
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,238
- I have to go to the hairdresser. - I'll comb it from tomorrow.
1012
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,630
Del PrĪ°, today is the third salary you haven't paid!
1013
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,960
We are tired of waiting! You have to pay us!
1014
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,714
- Today is the twenty-seven ... - Silence!
1015
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,195
Workers, friends, I have good news for you.
1016
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,149
Your requests will be fulfilled by tonight .
1017
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,836
I promise!
1018
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,791
Now get back to work, don't piss me off.
1019
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,394
Del PrĪ°, by now it's night if you don't pay it's a blow .
1020
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:24,591
X1 calls X2, over.
1021
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,077
X1 calls X2, stop that music, over.
1022
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:35,640
- XY, can you hear me? - Here XY2, I listen to you, can you hear me?
1023
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:39,200
Loud and clear. Francesca, I 'm surrounded by the enemy.
1024
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,480
I am on the canal, I try to melt it with the boat.
1025
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,080
Wait for me at the dock as per plan X
1026
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,116
Ok; received. Over and out.
1027
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,950
Hey! He ran away!
1028
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,229
He screwed us! Let's go to the gates!
1029
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,478
Here we go!
1030
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:29,070
8Let's leave the exit!
1031
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:42,599
Counterorder.
1032
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,800
Let's move on to the emergency plan.
1033
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,952
Appointment at Y5 with tetanus. Over and out.
1034
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,557
Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid.
1035
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,474
Ours is not a company, it is a big family
1036
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,120
and you are all my children.
1037
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,793
Let's make that fool shut up!
1038
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,560
Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid.
1039
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:18,712
Ours is not a company, it is a big family
1040
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,240
and you are all my children.
1041
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,515
It's a puppet.
1042
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:57,640
And he!
1043
01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:02,156
Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid!
1044
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:06,520
It's another puppet! He's kidding us!
1045
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,432
Too bad, if it was him, I would have thrown a stone at him!
1046
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:14,957
What the fuck are you doing? Do you throw stones? Then you are assholes!
1047
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,871
We will make you pay!
1048
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,876
Come in!
1049
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:40,560
How pale you are! You look a bit beat up!
1050
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,516
Above all beaten.
1051
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,232
You can't go on like this here if the Arab doesn't save us ...
1052
01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:52,315
The Arab in question was precisely Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid
1053
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,840
- represented here. - Very unworthily.
1054
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,796
The pill.
1055
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,000
Madam, please.
1056
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,959
- I'm collecting the pills. - It's not just a matter of pills.
1057
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,120
Excuse me.
1058
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:26,440
Go on, tell us how this Abdok el Raskid was supposed to save you.
1059
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:29,716
No! Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid,
1060
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:33,117
immeasurable prince of the emirate of Akaba.
1061
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:36,320
Who will this Arab ever be!
1062
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:39,080
He's so rich, but so rich,
1063
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,913
who is convinced that Agnelli is an auto electrician from Turin.
1064
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:44,640
Keep going.
1065
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:48,840
I learned in great secrecy that the Arab wanted to buy a yacht.
1066
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:52,720
It was the right time to place the Charybdis and I went to him.
1067
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:58,320
It was no secret, we were 40 companies and each with a project.
1068
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,520
And the Charybdis was chosen. Pill.
1069
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:01,840
8el shot.
1070
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:06,200
Yes, but the Arab wanted to have guarantees on the solidity of my company.
1071
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:10,880
I was calm because I could rely on the understanding of my workers.
1072
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,836
I feel like throwing up!
1073
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:17,399
We must build the Charybdis! We must build the Charybdis!
1074
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:22,551
- Calm down! - Stop! Let's hear what a story it has to tell us!
1075
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:25,880
I propose bread and work for six months
1076
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,360
as a good father would do with his own children.
1077
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,880
Because we are a big family!
1078
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:33,880
The construction site is not mine, but it is above all yours!
1079
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:37,680
Because when it comes to collaboration, the construction site is ours,
1080
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:41,040
but when it comes to profits, is the yard yours?
1081
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:43,713
- That's the truth! - Quite right.
1082
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:48,440
The profits have never been there and it's time to move on!
1083
01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:52,520
I want to show you who I am! I am one who has the balls like that!
1084
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,520
I am capable of fighting like a gladiator,
1085
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,480
I will be your leader if you want to be my soldiers!
1086
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:59,920
- I will lead you to victory. - Let's get down to business.
1087
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,800
- When do you pay us? - I was expecting this question!
1088
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,680
- I really expected it! - And what do you answer?
1089
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,558
What do I answer? I tell you that ...
1090
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:14,073
I do not know what to answer! I am desperate!
1091
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,640
I'm a shit, I'm a coward!
1092
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:23,668
A good for nothing, you have to help me, you can't make me die like that!
1093
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:28,160
- Del PrĪ° will you give us the three months ' back wages? - Yup!
1094
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:31,800
- Even the raise we asked you for? - Yes, yes.
1095
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:35,400
- 8ene, we're with you. - Thanks friends.
1096
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:40,633
One moment! First a firmettina, we have prepared the contract.
1097
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,076
I don't have a pen.
1098
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,791
Why do you have pens?
1099
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,280
- It's all OK? - Everything, doctor.
1100
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,669
Holy shit, please!
1101
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:13,030
- They're coming, shoot! - Faster than sunlight!
1102
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,556
Del PrĪ°, very pleased.
1103
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:27,155
Very pleased. Very pleased.
1104
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:32,551
- They're my bodyguards. - Of the body? Ah, sorry.
1105
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,400
I am Akim, servant of our great master
1106
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:41,073
Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.
1107
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:45,280
What I listen to, he listens. What I say, he says.
1108
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,040
What I see, he sees.
1109
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,200
- What does he do, sorry? - Who?
1110
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:53,034
- Sorry. - I said: What I see, he sees.
1111
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:57,918
And I see that this construction site is small and shabby.
1112
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:01,718
The dress does not do ... Arabic.
1113
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:05,360
Behind those plates hides a nautical technology
1114
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:07,320
who dream of it in Cuneo.
1115
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:10,517
Please have a seat. Come and see.
1116
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,316
What's there?
1117
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:18,355
To the left, for the onlooker, there is the anchors department.
1118
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,919
On the right the compass department.
1119
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,920
- You never get used to certain noises . - You are welcome?
1120
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:30,071
- About work, I mean. - Ah, about work.
1121
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:41,116
They arrive.
1122
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,475
Dai!
1123
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:47,918
Too strong!
1124
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,760
- How do you react? - He took the bait! He took the bait!
1125
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:57,280
8ene, let's move on to the second phase. Come on guys!
1126
01:27:57,280 --> 01:28:01,512
- It's really impressive. - They don't have a sense of proportion.
1127
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:13,308
- Give me! - Quick, we must look like a thousand!
1128
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:20,240
Forgive the confusion, but we're overwhelmed with work.
1129
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:23,760
This does not match the information I have had about her.
1130
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,432
Gossips, the competition!
1131
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:31,589
I'd like to visit a random shed ... That one.
1132
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,596
Number 4!
1133
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:38,037
- Why are you screaming? - Excuse me, it's the habit of leadership.
1134
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,152
This way.
1135
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:43,354
Quickly, at number 4!
1136
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:49,080
- How many workers do you have? - How? - How many workers.
1137
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,516
I don't know, I couldn't count them, they never stand still.
1138
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:54,556
Hurry up!
1139
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,356
Come on, they come!
1140
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:03,076
We're here!
1141
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,436
You are welcome.
1142
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:13,520
Good job. May Allah protect you.
1143
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,520
- Thank you. - Thank you.
1144
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:18,751
I'd like to see another department.
1145
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:21,760
8affi, he wants to see another department,
1146
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:24,360
intercom to 5 intercom that we are arriving.
1147
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:26,316
8ene doctor, on 5!
1148
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,758
- Intercom quickly! - To fly!
1149
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:35,152
- Come on, so he can't recognize us! - The glasses!
1150
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:41,316
Back!
1151
01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,678
Green light, at 5 o'clock!
1152
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,397
One moment! I'll lead the way.
1153
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:05,832
What happens? Can't you enter?
1154
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,594
- He feels bad? - No, I'm praying.
1155
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,637
Praying? A faithful!
1156
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:21,712
Are you a Muslim? - Yes, but stay between us, these are delicate things.
1157
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,631
Have you ever been to Mecca?
1158
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:28,069
Every year, July and August.
1159
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:35,791
Please make yourselves comfortable.
1160
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,388
Good job to you too.
1161
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,840
- You are welcome. - Strange they all look a bit alike.
1162
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:57,960
The country is small, they all come from the same stock.
1163
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:02,195
8ene, it was a very satisfying visit .
1164
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:05,560
What I said, he says. What I hear, he listens.
1165
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,440
What I have seen, he sees.
1166
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:12,230
If you want to write what he writes ... sign the contract for me.
1167
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:20,840
Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid is a capricious man,
1168
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:23,560
- likes to define his business on his own. - Quite right.
1169
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:29,280
He wants to meet her, it will all depend on the liking he will have for her.
1170
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,560
I could invite him to my house, but I'm afraid I'm not up to it.
1171
01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:37,111
Don't worry, my lord has simple tastes.
1172
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,156
Then I make pizza!
1173
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:43,720
8asters a Persian rug so that he can sit,
1174
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:47,800
orchids to be able to look at and to eat small samples of the sea.
1175
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:53,557
Oysters, bottarga and goose liver in an oriental atmosphere.
1176
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:57,431
I organize, but I recommend it though.
1177
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:08,280
The Persian carpet, Mr. Praetor, was lent me by the tenant opposite.
1178
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:12,240
But I paid for the rest by pledging the last remaining silverware.
1179
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:16,677
If that wasn't enough, may Allah drown him in an oil well,
1180
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:21,954
Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid presented himself with the twelve wives.
1181
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,480
They were very nice,
1182
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:26,200
but they ate like an army of Kurdish guerrillas.
1183
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:29,112
Not to mention Akim and the two bodyguards.
1184
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,311
Are you still here?
1185
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:43,280
There are no more qualified personnel .
1186
01:32:43,780 --> 01:32:46,135
Domenico, will you play some music?
1187
01:33:04,820 --> 01:33:09,780
- Joshef's wives are beautiful. - Can not see anything.
1188
01:33:09,780 --> 01:33:13,534
You can't see anything, but look at what beautiful blonde hair they all have.
1189
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:27,489
He's looking at me again. He did nothing else all evening.
1190
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:33,330
Reminds me of Omar Sharif in that spy movie.
1191
01:33:33,940 --> 01:33:39,620
Let him spy, the eyes are not the hands. Don't care.
1192
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:45,456
You made me wear this dress! You see everything.
1193
01:33:46,420 --> 01:33:49,540
Would you rather be packed like that over there?
1194
01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,700
And hide all the good things you have?
1195
01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:55,852
But do you see him as he looks at me? I wouldn't want him to imagine ...
1196
01:33:56,220 --> 01:33:58,620
Let him imagine.
1197
01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:01,976
Imagination costs nothing, a tribute from the company.
1198
01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:06,852
It is the boat that has to pay, in cash.
1199
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:27,780
Will the lady dance for me?
1200
01:34:27,780 --> 01:34:30,738
What I ask, he asks.
1201
01:34:32,140 --> 01:34:34,495
I? Really...
1202
01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:37,413
8alla, think of Charybdis, don't be stupid.
1203
01:34:37,860 --> 01:34:39,452
You are welcome.
1204
01:35:36,220 --> 01:35:38,814
I never wear it, almost never.
1205
01:35:53,740 --> 01:35:56,540
- How are things going, Del PrĪ°? - Mind your cock,
1206
01:35:56,540 --> 01:35:58,700
think about pouring the champagne.
1207
01:35:58,700 --> 01:36:02,295
If things go wrong, the cocks will be hers.
1208
01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:06,096
You are welcome.
1209
01:36:07,580 --> 01:36:10,860
No, our religion prohibits alcohol.
1210
01:36:10,860 --> 01:36:14,455
Bitch, you're ruining everything for me. Go!
1211
01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:20,776
Thank you.
1212
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:25,136
- 8rava. - Thank you.
1213
01:36:32,980 --> 01:36:34,936
Excuse me, what did you say?
1214
01:36:35,140 --> 01:36:38,769
It is a sweet and poetic ancient Arabic expression .
1215
01:36:38,860 --> 01:36:42,180
Maybe a little colorful. My lord says
1216
01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:45,775
who has never seen a moon resting on such a beautiful ...
1217
01:36:46,540 --> 01:36:50,772
it's a bit difficult to translate. How do you say with ass education?
1218
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:59,577
The dishwasher must have popped , sorry.
1219
01:37:02,540 --> 01:37:05,293
Del PrĪ°, go ahead.
1220
01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:09,894
Sorry if I smoke, but I'm a little nervous.
1221
01:37:10,780 --> 01:37:14,260
The party lasted until morning and despite the misfortune in the kitchen,
1222
01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:16,899
things were looking their best.
1223
01:37:18,020 --> 01:37:23,253
At one point, Mr. Akim, at 4.27
1224
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:26,500
- sang a Neapolitan song. - O my sun.
1225
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:28,780
- No! - Come, no?
1226
01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:31,380
- Yes, I swear! - I said no to my wife,
1227
01:37:31,380 --> 01:37:34,940
- put the lit cigarette in my mouth . - I'm sorry, love.
1228
01:37:34,940 --> 01:37:39,100
- Doctor, I continue? - Lawyer, let's not mix dialectics.
1229
01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:42,251
- Go on, - Francesca, you go on, my foot hurts.
1230
01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:47,660
Before leaving, Joshef, he made us understand in his own words
1231
01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:50,020
that he would sign the contract
1232
01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:54,810
and that he would have made an advance of half a million dollars.
1233
01:38:01,980 --> 01:38:05,734
After, read the contract first.
1234
01:38:06,060 --> 01:38:11,737
"For delivery within 12 months a total of 10 million dollars."
1235
01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:16,140
We hope to go back, you took us by the neck.
1236
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:18,096
"Postilla.
1237
01:38:19,260 --> 01:38:22,020
Wanting to add a thirteenth brown pearl
1238
01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:25,057
to her collection of blonde pearls. "
1239
01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:27,180
I do not understand.
1240
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:28,180
"Postilla.
1241
01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:30,420
Wanting to add a thirteenth brown pearl
1242
01:38:30,420 --> 01:38:33,730
to her collection of blonde pearls. "
1243
01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:36,300
I do not understand the footnote, excuse me.
1244
01:38:36,300 --> 01:38:39,975
It is a decisive note.
1245
01:38:40,340 --> 01:38:43,940
My lord is a very temperamental man , I told him.
1246
01:38:43,940 --> 01:38:48,500
At his party the other night, his heart beat faster.
1247
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:51,980
His harem suddenly seemed incomplete.
1248
01:38:51,980 --> 01:38:54,980
Now he wants to add a thirteenth brown pearl
1249
01:38:54,980 --> 01:38:58,495
at twelve o'clock he already has and always keep it to himself.
1250
01:38:58,780 --> 01:39:02,136
What I wrote, he wrote.
1251
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:06,180
He would like to add a thirteenth brown pearl
1252
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:08,330
to the twelve blondes he has.
1253
01:39:08,780 --> 01:39:12,489
A lot ... a lot it costs nothing.
1254
01:39:12,820 --> 01:39:14,660
- Please have a seat. - What does he do?
1255
01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:16,696
- That's 10 million dollars. - Please, take a seat.
1256
01:39:21,860 --> 01:39:23,816
Ouch!
1257
01:39:24,220 --> 01:39:26,211
What I gave to you, I gave to him.
1258
01:39:27,780 --> 01:39:30,578
I will never give in to Arabic and its footnotes.
1259
01:39:34,580 --> 01:39:38,220
A small detail on which we disagree.
1260
01:39:38,220 --> 01:39:39,220
A cousin.
1261
01:39:39,220 --> 01:39:44,135
A thirteenth brown pearl? What a beautiful expression.
1262
01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:48,130
Besides being handsome, Joshef is also poetic.
1263
01:39:48,220 --> 01:39:50,415
Who knows how would I be with the veil?
1264
01:39:51,140 --> 01:39:53,740
Francesca, let's not talk bullshit.
1265
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:57,340
Besides, today the distances don't matter anymore.
1266
01:39:57,340 --> 01:40:00,660
I would come to see you whenever you want, even very often.
1267
01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:04,016
So I would become my wife's lover .
1268
01:40:04,740 --> 01:40:10,020
I know it's not possible, but you could pay back wages,
1269
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:15,538
buy new machinery and I would become the favorite of the harem.
1270
01:40:17,060 --> 01:40:20,018
Who will it be at this hour? I'm going to open.
1271
01:40:25,300 --> 01:40:27,336
The favorite of the harem.
1272
01:41:22,980 --> 01:41:25,980
Don't do it, we'll give you an oil well.
1273
01:41:25,980 --> 01:41:28,574
Thanks, water and oil all right.
1274
01:41:39,420 --> 01:41:41,376
8ene,
1275
01:41:42,460 --> 01:41:44,894
let's see if it makes you laugh too.
1276
01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:03,378
Do you see this? Now I release the safety ...
1277
01:42:04,180 --> 01:42:06,060
and count to three.
1278
01:42:06,060 --> 01:42:09,257
Do you know what happens after I count to three?
1279
01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:14,379
Four five six.
1280
01:42:16,060 --> 01:42:18,780
Laugh, laugh, you'll see what a mess is happening to you!
1281
01:42:18,780 --> 01:42:22,420
Seven eight,
1282
01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:25,651
nine ten...
1283
01:42:25,820 --> 01:42:27,412
Allows?
1284
01:42:28,900 --> 01:42:32,540
- Just her was missing. - I bring you a new proposal.
1285
01:42:32,540 --> 01:42:33,814
Me too.
1286
01:42:38,340 --> 01:42:42,697
- What have you done? You're crazy? - I thought I was in the harem.
1287
01:42:43,820 --> 01:42:46,020
Excuse him so much.
1288
01:42:46,020 --> 01:42:49,780
Excuse me, I was unable to measure the power of the forearm.
1289
01:42:49,780 --> 01:42:53,780
- You are welcome. - Mr. Akim wanted to talk to you about a new proposal.
1290
01:42:53,780 --> 01:42:55,220
Tip.
1291
01:42:55,220 --> 01:42:58,620
My lord thought about it and realized
1292
01:42:58,620 --> 01:43:02,380
that cannot forever separate what your God has united.
1293
01:43:02,380 --> 01:43:06,900
- Thank god. - He bought a wonderful villa in the city
1294
01:43:06,900 --> 01:43:09,095
- with a beautiful alcove. - Then?
1295
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:14,496
He has decided that he is content with just one night of love.
1296
01:43:15,260 --> 01:43:20,340
One night of love? Did he take me for a whore?
1297
01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:24,299
Out of this house, rascal, pimp, maintain it!
1298
01:43:24,420 --> 01:43:28,620
Out! Go to that thug of your master!
1299
01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:30,620
Slave of the malora!
1300
01:43:30,620 --> 01:43:34,300
I understand getting married, but only one night of love!
1301
01:43:34,300 --> 01:43:35,740
How dare you?
1302
01:43:35,740 --> 01:43:37,140
8rava, my love,
1303
01:43:37,140 --> 01:43:40,740
I lost a billion dollar business, but I found my wife
1304
01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:44,140
Now I feel able to face the workers with my head held high.
1305
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:46,290
Without the weight of the horns.
1306
01:43:46,460 --> 01:43:48,451
Italian brothers,
1307
01:43:49,340 --> 01:43:51,180
we are all children of the same earth,
1308
01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:54,980
and we will not allow an Arab to insult our noble race!
1309
01:43:54,980 --> 01:43:58,980
We will say no to his money, his oil, his lust,
1310
01:43:58,980 --> 01:44:02,655
to his low animal instincts! Long live honor and dignity!
1311
01:44:03,380 --> 01:44:05,336
Here we go.
1312
01:44:06,020 --> 01:44:08,056
I see you understand me.
1313
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:10,377
That's not all.
1314
01:44:11,540 --> 01:44:14,657
Fuck him and his petrodollars!
1315
01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:17,060
It was great, doctor.
1316
01:44:17,060 --> 01:44:19,893
I got carried away in the final, but well ...
1317
01:44:22,700 --> 01:44:25,740
Ready? It is you! How did it go?
1318
01:44:25,740 --> 01:44:29,220
All right, the workers agree with me.
1319
01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:32,420
I made one of those shots that they will remember a lot!
1320
01:44:32,420 --> 01:44:35,900
- It has been difficult? - Unfortunately I had to be very raw.
1321
01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:38,540
- I hope they don't want me. - Come out, Del PrĪ°!
1322
01:44:38,540 --> 01:44:40,496
Come out, Del PrĪ°!
1323
01:44:43,380 --> 01:44:46,213
Stop lingering, Del PrĪ°! Del PrĪ°!
1324
01:44:46,300 --> 01:44:49,417
You have to give it to him! Get her fucked!
1325
01:44:54,060 --> 01:44:57,540
Do you give it to him or don't you give it to him? Dispute at the Del PrĪ° yards.
1326
01:44:57,540 --> 01:45:01,294
All construction sites in agitation for solidarity and support!
1327
01:45:01,380 --> 01:45:03,336
Do not worry.
1328
01:45:04,540 --> 01:45:08,420
I had to leave the opening to come, it's a bad situation.
1329
01:45:08,420 --> 01:45:11,969
- Your Eminence. - We are in the hands of the Lord.
1330
01:45:13,020 --> 01:45:16,729
I would say in those of the lady, and not really hands.
1331
01:45:20,300 --> 01:45:22,256
No, I can't take it anymore.
1332
01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:26,649
Mayor, Minister of Labor, President of the Region!
1333
01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:31,291
The unions, the bishop! Francesca, the nation asks for your sacrifice.
1334
01:45:31,380 --> 01:45:33,340
No way.
1335
01:45:33,340 --> 01:45:37,060
Do it, what does it cost you? For one night only!
1336
01:45:37,060 --> 01:45:40,540
It's like pulling out a tooth. Do as if it were me, close your eyes!
1337
01:45:40,540 --> 01:45:43,380
Make a sacrifice, think of Muzio Scevola.
1338
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:45,336
He offended me!
1339
01:45:46,380 --> 01:45:48,655
What if the Arabs turn off the oil tap?
1340
01:45:49,100 --> 01:45:51,300
The machines stopped, the companies paralyzed,
1341
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:52,900
it will be a winter of hell!
1342
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:54,980
The old will die like flies in hospices,
1343
01:45:54,980 --> 01:45:57,420
and in schools children with frozen hands will ask the teachers
1344
01:45:57,420 --> 01:46:02,619
Whose fault is it? From Mrs. Del PrĪ°, it's annoying!
1345
01:46:10,540 --> 01:46:12,496
Yes, yes.
1346
01:46:15,860 --> 01:46:19,136
- And he. - Him, for me?
1347
01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:24,290
Ready? Yes, I'm Francesca Del PrĪ°.
1348
01:46:25,580 --> 01:46:30,370
If you ask me, I can only answer: Present.
1349
01:46:34,780 --> 01:46:36,736
8rava.
1350
01:46:38,460 --> 01:46:43,020
Obtained my wife's consent under pressure from above,
1351
01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:46,060
Joshef sent to pick us up at 7 pm on the appointed day
1352
01:46:46,060 --> 01:46:49,820
from a white Roll Royce that was supposed to lead us to a pied-Ī°-terre
1353
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,176
of Arab style that the sheikh had built.
1354
01:46:56,140 --> 01:46:58,096
8in the car, huh?
1355
01:47:10,660 --> 01:47:13,540
Del PrĪ°, save our children from hunger !
1356
01:47:13,540 --> 01:47:16,293
We are doing our duty.
1357
01:47:17,140 --> 01:47:19,734
Keep your hands off the car!
1358
01:47:20,980 --> 01:47:22,936
Go, go.
1359
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:32,300
Del PrĪ°, you are all of us!
1360
01:47:58,340 --> 01:48:01,060
- You are welcome? - My lord says that ...
1361
01:48:01,060 --> 01:48:04,973
And she! I recognized her from her voice.
1362
01:48:05,220 --> 01:48:08,460
My lord is very happy that he finally
1363
01:48:08,460 --> 01:48:11,691
its thirteenth brown pearl is here.
1364
01:48:20,340 --> 01:48:22,058
Contract.
1365
01:48:32,740 --> 01:48:36,528
- Little Riding Hood. - Excuse me, I have a prehensile hand.
1366
01:48:47,940 --> 01:48:51,694
- What is written is written. - Sure.
1367
01:48:52,020 --> 01:48:53,976
There is also the check.
1368
01:48:58,660 --> 01:49:00,810
The time has come to part ways.
1369
01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:06,256
Hi, honey. I'll come get you in the morning.
1370
01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:10,339
Please, do only the indispensable.
1371
01:49:10,940 --> 01:49:13,738
Remember, it hurts me more than it hurts you. Hello.
1372
01:49:31,620 --> 01:49:34,930
What's up? Can't you get out of there? Do you get out of there too?
1373
01:49:35,540 --> 01:49:39,580
For me, going out here or there is the same. Do you go out?
1374
01:49:39,580 --> 01:49:41,536
Do you go out or not?
1375
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:47,456
Which way do you leave?
1376
01:49:49,580 --> 01:49:53,016
Good evening, ladies. It is the harem.
1377
01:49:55,300 --> 01:49:57,973
Very pleased. Undress me?
1378
01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:05,499
Even the pants? I do.
1379
01:50:11,180 --> 01:50:14,092
It was like an exchange, I earned it.
1380
01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:28,660
- Surprise? - Maybe a little disappointed.
1381
01:50:28,660 --> 01:50:31,618
Nature must take its course.
1382
01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:44,735
This is because of his disappointment.
1383
01:50:55,820 --> 01:50:58,175
It is our ancient tradition
1384
01:50:58,660 --> 01:51:03,370
offer farewell tea to the departing guest .
1385
01:51:04,780 --> 01:51:06,736
Ah, that's her!
1386
01:51:07,780 --> 01:51:12,060
I was joking with his wives. They made me up, dressed me.
1387
01:51:12,060 --> 01:51:14,733
They are nice, kind.
1388
01:51:22,220 --> 01:51:24,176
All men!
1389
01:51:25,220 --> 01:51:28,180
- My love. - One moment!
1390
01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:29,898
Cuckold yes, but no ass!
1391
01:51:34,460 --> 01:51:37,460
Francesca, help! Arabic is culattone! They are all culattoni!
1392
01:51:37,460 --> 01:51:40,580
We have been ambushed! They want to take advantage of my body!
1393
01:51:40,580 --> 01:51:43,413
Help me! Hide me! Take me away!
1394
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,740
Francesca, help me, do something!
1395
01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:53,815
I'll be back for you in the morning. Alberto, it hurts me more than you.
1396
01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:55,856
No, it hurts me more!
1397
01:52:03,420 --> 01:52:05,775
I prefer to break my legs!
1398
01:52:09,380 --> 01:52:11,575
Let's go see what happened!
1399
01:52:17,900 --> 01:52:22,220
- Guys, take me away. - What's he doing dressed like that?
1400
01:52:22,220 --> 01:52:24,100
He's a big butt, he doesn't want my wife, he wants me!
1401
01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:27,420
- What's the difference? - For you!
1402
01:52:27,420 --> 01:52:30,780
Come on, be good, go do your duty.
1403
01:52:30,780 --> 01:52:32,736
One moment! One moment!
1404
01:52:35,180 --> 01:52:37,980
- Come on, Del PrĪ°! - You are crazy!
1405
01:52:37,980 --> 01:52:41,660
You cannot break the contract, the clause is decisive!
1406
01:52:41,660 --> 01:52:43,810
The ass is not a footnote!
1407
01:52:45,020 --> 01:52:47,900
For this I ask for an exemplary sentence that repays me.
1408
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:51,380
Damn what a story! I get chills in my back.
1409
01:52:51,380 --> 01:52:53,336
What's this?
1410
01:52:56,460 --> 01:52:58,416
How beautiful!
1411
01:53:00,820 --> 01:53:04,335
What a kind thought! I'm from Joshef!
1412
01:53:08,740 --> 01:53:10,696
I'm for you.
1413
01:53:17,420 --> 01:53:19,180
- Will you, Mr. Praetor? - You are welcome.
1414
01:53:19,180 --> 01:53:22,217
- Doctor, good news. - Say.
1415
01:53:22,580 --> 01:53:24,300
If we withdraw the complaint,
1416
01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:27,895
the sheikh guarantees her the purchase of 12 Charybdis.
1417
01:53:28,420 --> 01:53:31,253
12? 120 billion.
1418
01:53:32,460 --> 01:53:34,735
- Are there any footnotes? - No.
118217
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof