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♫ Heroine, spare my life ♫

♫ Spare my life ♫

♫ Let me go, I'm begging you, pretty please ♫

♫ Heroine, spare my life ♫

♫ Spare my life ♫

♫ This fatal attraction of yours is vanquishing me ♫

♫ Friends say to forget her ♫

♫ I cannot forget her ♫

♫ But my body gets weaker by the day ♫

♫ She-devil is not him ♫

♫ Stop talking nonsense; it's not her ♫

♫ Didn't you say you will play with me? Yet you pour salt on my wound ♫

♫ People always meet their match ♫

♫ I'm scared when I run into you ♫

♫ One may exaggerate ♫

♫ Whatever I do, I am wrong ♫

♫ You have conquered me ♫

♫ I will serve you with my body and heart ♫

♫ If you play rock, I'll play paper ♫

♫ Okay, I admit defeat ♫

♫ Heroine, spare my life ♫

♫ Spare my life ♫

♫ Let me go, I'm begging you, pretty please ♫

♫ Heroine, spare my life ♫

♫ Spare my life ♫

♫ This fatal attraction of yours is vanquishing me ♫

♫ It's killing me, me, me, me, me, me ♫

♫ I see pink bubbles everywhere ♫

♫ Hey, Heroine, hold me ♫

♫ I see pink bubbles everywhere ♫

♫ Hey, Heroine, hold me, oh ♫

[Love Like White Jade]

[Episode 2]

I'm Lang Ya Maid, Shui Wu Xia.

I'm Lang Ya Maid, Qi De Long.

Greetings, Madam Jiang.

No need for formalities.

What beautiful girls!

Qi De Long?

- Are you Shui Wu Xia? - It's you?

It seems you two already met.

- Young Master Jiang ran into some trouble lately. - No.

I saved him from a dangerous situation.

That's right. This did happen.

Then you two had some common experiences.

No wonder Bai Yu wants you to be his maid.

No, no, Grandma.

I may have made a mistake.

Shui Wu Xia seems wilful, rash and not for me.

You were complimenting her just a while ago.

Why did you change your mind so soon?

Wu Xia is the best maid in Lang Ya Pavilion.

Grandma, don't be fooled by her.

"The best"? That's just a rumor.

Who knows if she is really competent?

Yu'er, why don't you two have a competition?

The pitch-pot game is very popular in Chong'an lately.

Why don't we let them have a pitch-pot contest?

I think that sounds good.

Come on, bring up the pot.

Bravo!

Nice skills.

Very decisive move, you have extraordinary skills indeed.

Grandma, this Lang Ya Maid is supposed to be an advisor.

It's nothing with a pitch-pot game.

It only shows her competence to teach me how to make the shot.

Young Master Bai Yu challenges me right after I arrive.

Will you set a prize for the winner?

You seem headstrong and rash,

but very confident.

If you teach me to make the shot, I will take your surname.

It's a deal.

Fine.

But...

The arrow is in Bai Yu's hands.

Brother is the one to decide if it goes in.

In that case, Lady Shui will surely lose the bet.

Young Master Bai Yu, your posture isn't very accurate.

Use your wrist to drive your arm,

straighten your lower back, and keep a strong foothold.

Bravo! Wonderful!

Didn't you make that shot?

- Bravo. - No, Grandma, that doesn't count.

She held my hand to make that shot and tricked me.

Do you still refuse to admit defeat, Young Master Jiang?

Wu Xia, I think you have enough martial arts skill to keep Bai Yu safe.

As for your literary knowledge, you're able to

make this little brat speechless with a few words.

I'll call the shots today.

From now on, you'll advise Bai Yu.

Grandma, let me tell you the truth.

I met this Shui Wu Xia at the Lantern Boudoir.

Think about it; she's a girl.

How can she go to a place like that? You can tell what kind of person she is.

Madam Jiang, maybe Young Master Jiang went to such a place to indulge in physical pleasures.

But I went there to bid for a treasure I'm fond of.

That's not the same thing.

I had to stop from resorting to violence with Young Master Jiang that day.

If I become his advisor, I'm afraid Young Master Jiang

might suffer a lot of physical damage.

Grandma, I have terrible luck whenever I'm around her.

I still think De Long is a better fit for me.

One thing subdues another.

Young Master Bai Yu is rebellious, defiant, and unusual.

I don't think I'm up to the task.

Instead, Wu Xia is quite clever,

a better fit for Young Master Bai Yu.

You make a lot of sense.

Wu Xia, I think you're the only one who can tame him.

Then it is settled.

Chang.

Madam Jiang.

- Young Master Jiang. - Young Master Jiang.

What are you looking at?

I think I'm mesmerized.

I think she might have shot your brain.

Let's go.

Young Master Jiang, you're on your own now.

This is as far as I can escort you.

What do you mean by that?

Get her! Get her!

Little Six, what happened to you?

[See no evil]

Well... Wh-What's your name? Shui...

I'm talking to you. What do you mean by this?

Wait, you... Put it...

Are you crazy?

Put that down. Put it down!

I'm your master. I'll kick you out...

My thumb ring!

Wait! This is a limited edition.

It really is a limited edition. Put it down, I'm begging you!

Zhuang...

That's Zhuang.

Don't move. Calm down.

Calm down. Don't move!

Calm down!

Zhuang...

In this entire mansion, only Madam Jiang and Master Jiang can give me orders.

No matter what I say or do to you,

you have no right to refuse.

I...

From now on,

you'll only get your allowance upon my approval.

It was just a misunderstanding at Lantern Boudoir last time.

I shouldn't have said and done what I did.

Maybe don't stoop to pettiness or hold a grudge against me.

A great person is broad-minded and kind.

Tomorrow, I'll move to your living quarter's wing room.

I will go to class with you in the day and do private lessons after class.

From now on,

you can't be out of my sight more than fifteen minutes.

I'm telling you, don't go too far!

Well, let's settle our old issues too.

A gentleman won't fight a lady.

I already told them to lock the back door.

I have plenty of time to fuss with you.

Shui Wu Xia, I'm Young Master of Jiang Family.

I grew up in Jiang Mansion.

You are nothing but my maid.

What's so great about you? Ouch!

I already sealed the enclosure with rose vines.

If you can bear the pain, go ahead and escape.

Put me down now!

There are many bugs tonight.

Stay out there and self-reflect.

I will go to class with you in the morning.

Help!

Someone help me!

Let me out! Hey!

[Cultivate Morality]

Lady Qi.

Junior Young Master.

I made this monthly schedule for you.

You'll be in class from 7 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Practice martial arts from 5-7 p.m.

Review what you learned that day from 7-11 p.m.

I will design exercises based on your weaknesses.

As they say, "Diligence offsets lack of natural talent."

"No pain, no gain."

Junior Young Master, though it's laborious,

it will bring you effective results.

Yes, the schedule is very full.

You truly deserve your Lang Ya Maid reputation. Look at this.

This was my daily schedule every day.

I would wake at 5 o'clock,

when I'm full of energy.

I did martial arts training.

At noon, I took a nap.

After, I had the best memory to study and review the law.

About 5 p.m., I would stroll around the lake,

reasoning artistic ideas of nature in poems

and relax my mind.

I didn't expect you to have that hobby, too.

The ancient saying goes,

"A strong will can put intelligence to good use."

"Those who keep promises achieve great aspirations."

Making a plan is about training the will and knowing human nature.

It's even harder for a woman to keep such a schedule.

Lady Qi, I believe you'll certainly rise in life.

But women, no matter how brilliant we are,

can]t escape our fate in this world.

Who said all women must wait to be betrothed?

In old times, Hua Mulan replaced her father in the army.

Also, Empress Wu Zetian established Zhou Dynasty.

And Lang Ya Maids like you who are all...

Lady Qi.

Lady Qi.

What?

Junior Young Master Jiang, can you handle such a heavy schedule?

I don't think it's heavy.

I think every day is enriching

when I have things to do all the time.

By the way, Lady Qi, it's already late.

I need to arrange all on my schedule after 11 p.m.

Go get some rest.

All right.

Lady Qi.

Junior Young Master might be a bit rigid.

But he's definitely a nice person.

So please don't take it to heart.

I found my soulmate.

I didn't expect the person we looked for

over the years to be right under our noses.

If Shen Qing Li didn't spoil our plan,

we would have found him already, Master Ma.

You even failed on a sure chance this time.

Have you been living in peace for too long?

The Golden Phoenix Pin already became big trouble.

The person who has it must want to sell it promptly.

Tell the black market to release news that we will buy the pin.

As for that nosy Shen Qing Li,

if he ruins our plan again,

just kill him.

He is the famous Chang'an Monkey.

Why do they call him the Chang'an Monkey?

I heard he used to be an imperial court inspector,

as cunning and crafty as a monkey.

We have 30 days until the exam.

I'm your head instructor, Chang'an Monkey.

No, Hou Chang'an.

I'm Hou Chang'an.

I have a question for all of you.

What is an Inspector?

Come on, Jiang Bai Yu.

You'll answer first.

It's a government official, a high-ranking official.

It's a high-ranking post with wide authority,

the power of impeachment and restraint.

You're only half right.

An Inspector is independent of the local government,

yet has power in minor or major affairs.

It's all under his jurisdiction if within his responsibility.

"With more power comes great responsibility."

That's right.

Responsibility.

You're on a tight schedule.

Meanwhile, I make a strong effort

and teach you in four steps.

The first step will be

the basics of literature and martial arts.

Let's have a literature contest first. You will all write a poem.

Not bad.

Jiang Bai Yu, stand up.

Read the poem you wrote.

Okay.

"Everyone is born useful."

"I'm not free to drink tonight."

"Mountains and mountains, pagodas and pagodas,"

"a turtle with a tortoise head."

Nice poem.

Next, we will have a martial arts contest.

I have a cramp, Instructor.

Instructor, I have a cramp.

Instructor! Instructor!

Young Master Jiang truly deserves his reputation.

Fine, skip your meal and keep training!

Prepare our bow. Hurry.

Fine, I will train.

Draw the bow at a higher position to help you exert force.

Move your center of gravity backward; take a good stance.

Aim, release.

Even if I show my real skills,

I couldn't make such an accurate, powerful shot.

This girl really has some skills.

That's quite unbelievable indeed.

Lady Shui, you managed to land right into

the tail of my arrow with ease,

and you split my arrow with just the power of one shot.

The maid I chose is quite good, right?

The arrow doesn't have eyes.

It's normal for it to accidentally land in the bull's eye.

Junior Young Master, would you like to try it?

Yes.

Shui Wu Xia, come back here!

Whose maid are you? Come here.

Hold the arrow firmly,

keep your shoulders apart.

When you have the right posture,

remember to follow your heart when you release the arrow.

That's not right.

Don't tell me that's the Luowan Bamboo in my yard?

That's right.

Shui Wu Xia, do you think it's just ordinary bamboo?

Do you know you can buy a mansion with one bamboo stick?

Jiang Bai Yu, bamboo is useful timber after three years.

You have only thirty days.

I had to sacrifice the bamboo.

There's more; when ink flows down from the top,

you must stop the ink from wetting your perfume sachet.

Otherwise, your perfume sachet will be ruined.

"Perfume sachet"? What perfume sachet?

This is "Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter" of Lantern Boudoir!

They made it by hand!

Shui Wu Xia, you're going too far!

This will train quick reflexes and strength in your archery.

It all depends on your arrow speed to save your sachet.

- Begin. - Shoot, shoot, shoot.

I'll shoot you! Do it yourself.

Keep walking away. Go on.

Stand up.

Stand up.

What are you doing?

Whether archery or studies,

most important are willpower and patience.

Hold this.

Pick out all the soybeans from the bowl.

Little Six, do you think something is wrong with her?

I've never seen such a psychotic woman!

She told me to pick out beans.

It's not impossible.

Mission accomplished.

Where are the beans I asked you to pick out?

They are all here.

Whether they are red beans, soybeans, or mung beans,

they get turned into soymilk in the end.

There's more.

I have everything I would ever want, except for patience.

Goodbye.

You... What do you mean by this?

Get it yourself. It's your monthly allowance.

I'm Young Master of Jiang Family.

Why must I take money from a snake?

Why?

Are you afraid?

Yes, I am.

Aren't you afraid?

Of course not.

Well...

Well, help me get it.

No, I won't.

[I took the money. Here's your snake.]

Somebody, help!

Your Young Master is dying!

Come help me!

Release me!

- Go away! - Did you take the money and return my snake?

Go away!

Are you afraid?

Shouting is useless.

Even Madam and Master Jiang ignore you.

Who would dare help you?

You will learn Law tomorrow.

Recite all these contents.

I'll check them later.

I can't recite; I'm dizzy.

You'd better behave.

Otherwise, just wait.

Shui Wu Xia, release me!

Shui Wu Xia.

Help! Is anyone out there?

Someone come help me! I can't stand it anymore.

Lady Shui.

Junior Young Master, what brings you here?

The air is refreshing. I just came out for a walk.

Are you here because of Bai Yu?

Yes.

I've taught other princes before.

But I've never seen anyone so stubborn and defiant.

Young Master has a nice family. Why does he give up on himself?

My brother wasn't like that before.

Before, Brother was gentle, courteous, intelligent, and agile.

He exceeded me in every aspect.

He only turned this way due to

his father's accident.

But it's all good now.

Having you by his side as an advisor is his blessing.

I just didn't expect to become your competitor.

I can't disobey Grandma's orders.

I'm very sorry.

The exam is yet to come. What if I win?

By then, I will be apologizing.

Since we discuss the topic,

well, I have a question for you.

When you said to follow my heart during archery training,

I don't think I've learned the essence of it yet.

Can you explain it to me?

Junior Young Master, please take a seat.

All right.

- Come on. - Lady Shui, what are you doing?

Wait a minute.

Exhale.

Inhale.

You practiced martial arts for years but don't relax your muscles.

All you feel is pain when you exert force.

You can't understand the feeling of being one with the arrow.

You can try these moves after you train in future.

Thank you, Lady Shui.

Don't mention it, Junior Young Master.

Help me relay this letter to De Long.

Okay.

Hey!

- Lady Shui. - Where's Young Master?

I will never betray Young Master.

The Lantern Boudoir.

He didn't take his thumb ring or perfume sachet.

He cares so much about his image,

why would he see girls without bringing anything?

- Where exactly did he go? - Trust me! Trust me!

He really went to Lantern Boudoir.

Young Master hurried to the black market.

- "The black market"? - Yes.

You're finally willing to tell the truth.

Thank you.

Lady Shui, please untie me!

Sir, would you like a drink?

Come take a look.

Young Lady, take a look.

It's good stuff, all good stuff.

Please look and choose whatever you want.

- It's dangerous. - What's dangerous?

It's dangerous.

Why are you pulling me?

I'm not pulling you.

Look.

Open it.

Can't you be gentle?

What's dangerous?

There was a rat.

Rats are my worst fear.

Let's go home.

- Fragrant powder! - Come take a look!

- Aromatic fragrant powder! - Come now!

Come and buy some!

[Xu's Antique Shop]

What would you like? Take a look at these.

It's a pair of lacquered clogs from Wu State.

You just put plaster on these clogs a few days ago, right?

But the jade pendant on your belt is quite nice.

You're an expert.

I'm not just an expert.

I also know this jade pendant was stolen from Chong'an City a few days ago.

Now, you're wearing it.

As an expert, you should know the black market's rules.

Ask the price, not the background.

Sure, sure.

However, you must do me a favor.

Go ahead.

Release news that you'll buy the Golden Phoenix Pin.

I've had my eyes on this pin a long time.

You're in luck.

That seller just happened to come to me.

If you want it, leave me the address,

and I will deliver it to you when it arrives.

How do I know if you're telling the truth?

I have a letter from the seller.

[The Golden Phoenix Pin sells for 8,000 taels. I'll trade it in your shop at 9 p.m. tomorrow.]

Is it 8,000 taels?

That's very high.

Why doesn't he just rob the bank?

Well, it's settled then.

Seems the seller really took the bait.

That's not all. The shopkeeper said a buyer came tonight.

Was it Shen Qing Li?

By the description, it's not him,

but they might be a team.

We'll surely have an outcome tomorrow night.

Relay my order.

Send our men around the black market

to catch them all when the time comes.

Brother Shui, what do you mean by this?

Tonight, you're sleeping with them.

Am I sleeping with them?

Not just them.

There might also be snakes or rats in there.

"Rats"?

Timing and Subtitles by the 🎭 Masked Hero 😎 Team @viki.com

♫ When I met you that day ♫

♫ You poured yourself into my heart like a sliver of moonlight ♫

♫ The falling petals so poignant and beautiful ♫

♫ Under the perfect, blue sky ♫

♫ I slept alone and listened ♫

♫ You filled my mind ♫

♫ When I met you that day ♫

♫ Like larks and wild geese, how shall I spend my free time? ♫

♫ My mind is clear as I stay awake till dawn ♫

♫ Your beauty and your glances ♫

♫ While trimming and lifting the candle wick ♫

♫ All I see is you in the flickering candlelight ♫

♫ If it is destiny, there must be magic to ♫

♫ Transport me and you ♫

♫ Across the galaxy and 30,000 years ♫

♫ I will love you all my life and never change ♫

♫ If it is destiny ♫

♫ There must be magic that can transport me and you ♫

♫ Across the galaxy and 30,000 years ♫

♫ If it's love, we will surely meet each other ♫