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(knocking)

Bruno!

- (grunting) - Oh?

For me?

Can you please ask Kyla to send smaller gifts?

My joints can't take this.

Lucy: Ah, the elusive Kylasaur. (laughing)

(chuckling)

(laughing)

You and Kyla are very strange.

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Cut.

Cut! Cut!

Uh, it seems I hit stop when I meant to hit record.

Do you have another one in you?

No, but for Kyla... yes.

Again.

Great.

Azione!

? La mia nuova vita ?

? My new life ?

? I just can't wait to meet ya ?

? (My new life) ?

? La mia nuova vita ?

? My new life ?

? Take me with ya ?

? (Take me with ya) ?

? A little scared, but more excited ?

? And I just can't wait to find out ?

? Who I am and who I get to be ?

? It's really nice to meet ya ?

? La mia nuova vita ?

? Happy birthday to you ?

(blowing, squealing)

I can't believe I'm 14!

I really don't like the six months a year

when you're older than me.

Pipe down, young lady.

Respect your elders.

Does it feel different being 14?

Yeah, I'm one step closer to adulthood.

- Yeah. - Oh, I'm not ready.

(chuckling)

I'm obviously not a full adult yet,

because I still can't wait to dig into

my rainbow unicorn sprinkle cake.

You're seriously going to make me sit here

and watch you eat cake?

Presents! Presents! Presents!

Wouldn't be a Kyla gift if I didn't have to work for it.

Lucy Flint, prepare yourself,

for thou shall soon embark

on the adventure of a lifetime.

Your birthday scavenger hunt! (squealing)

When the moon is waxing gibbous,

you shall receive your first clue.

Incredible, but why do I have to wait?

Kyla (on recording): And why must you wait, you ask?

That question can only be answered by your father.

(whispering) Father. Father.

Guess it's not a moped.

Just open it!

(squealing)

(both laughing)

(squealing)

Are you kidding me?

I think she likes it.

Yeah, the scavenger hunt's going to have to be delayed,

'cause you need this to get around town, but-

I have to learn to ride it first, I know.

I have been your daughter for 14 years,

and after my last moped experience,

there's no way I'm riding this before I know how.

(squealing, honking horn)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

(both chuckling)

Seriously, thank you so much.

And, on the day of the scavenger hunt,

you will also receive my gift.

Oh, Francesca, you really don't have to give me a gift-

I do. You should have something special just from me.

It's taking longer than I expected,

but it will be worth it.

Thank you.

You're not going to show up my gift, are you?

That is my plan. Yes.

Not going to be easy.

(horn honking)

Now you see me. Now you don't.

- Yeah. - Now you see me.

Now you don't.

Yes, Dad, I understand the concept of a blind spot.

You didn't last Tuesday.

I'm ready for this!

I took a month of classes, I aced all your pop quizzes,

I got my license.

Even Salsacino is confident in my driving abilities.

Salsacino is a dog.

(growling)

And now, the moon waxes gibbous.

Adventure awaits.

- (squealing) - Let's go, birthday babe.

Do either of you know what a blind spot is?

Can we just call Kyla for the first clue?

- Yes. - Thank you.

(phone ringing)

Welcome to your birthday scavenger hunt.

Today, you will be pushed to the brink,

physically and psychologically.

And now, for your first clue.

You sat upon these noble steps, and, from your nose,

ejected a stream of bubbles.

Wait, should we figure out a way to take you along with us.

Oh, no, Janet needs me for chores,

but I'll check in later. Have so much fun.

I will have so much! Bye!

Okay, I know exactly where this is.

Let's go!

How did you know to come here?

Because I was sitting here talking to Kyla when she made

me laugh so hard my limonata came out of my nose.

(laughing) Kyla, you sneaky weasel.

(chuckling) Okay.

"My next clue is in hieroglyphics.

Cross my heart, I ain't lion."

Huh, this one's harder.

So, just to be clear, we're going to be riding

around Rome all day doing homework?

Riddles! Fourteen to be exact.

Can you believe Kyla did all this from America,

with only a little help from my dad?

Ugh, she's the best.

Hieroglyphics? This is literally in English,

and I think she misspelled "lying."

Huh, what is she even talking about?

Lions and crosses and Egyptian stuff?

Sounds like a mess of a monument.

They just pile up stuff around here,

and in this case, the layered look is not cute.

Yes! You solved it! I know where to go.

Great, but first there is a cafe right around the corner

that makes the best affogato in the city.

Oh, yes. Please.

Sounds amazing. What... is it?

You've never had an affogato?

It's only one of Italy's tastiest treats.

Lucy: But Kyla...

A little treat break can't hurt.

Yeah.

What do we think about the terrazzo with the leopard print?

Hm? You're right. It's too much.

I need Lucy's birthday gift to be perfect.

What did you end up getting her?

Mm-hm? Custom made by a gioielliera I know.

Took forever, but worth the wait, yes?

- Real diamonds? - Mm-hm.

Is that it?

They were very expensive.

More expensive than that pen you got me for my birthday?

Okay, you are her step-mother.

Shouldn't you give her something more... personal?

I don't know. Should I?

Everything Lucy gets people

is so homemade and thoughtful.

For my birthday she decorated my toolbox.

I cherish it.

And the diamonds, while beautiful,

anyone could give her those.

Uh, they were very expensive.

Anyone rich.

What do I do?

I am supposed to give her the gift today.

I promised perfection.

You could make her something,

and give these earrings to...

someone else.

Great idea.

Really?

But I need you both to help me.

I'll get Lucy's crafting stuff.

(in deep voice) Those are not for you.

Mm. Mm-mm-mm. I cannot believe how good that was.

Coffee and ice cream? Who knew?

This counts as my first time having coffee.

Am I talking too fast? Because it feels like I am,

but I also feel like I'm talking slow. It's weird.

- We have created a monster. - (phone vibrating)

Ah!

Hi, Kyla!

Kyla: How goes the hunt?

It goes good! I mean great, and both.

I mean, and good, and both, and both, it's all good.

It's all great! We're just fueling up

before hitting the next location.

Why are you talking so fast?

Did some fool give you coffee or something?

(giggling maniacally) Yes.

You thought that second clue was a tough one,

but you can't trick me, Kyla bear.

I know how your mind works.

I love it. Although, maybe not more coffee?

No promises!

Yes, promises. No more coffee.

Come on! Let's go already. Let's go!

Come on, you guys, let's go! Andiamo!

What do I make her?

It has to say, "I love you and I know you

and I'm totally comfortable in a parental role."

I think that's asking a lot from a craft.

What about... a coaster?

Or a box for her you keep coasters in!

No. It has to be meaningful.

What about... a picture frame? Hm?

Covered with all the things that Lucy loves.

What?

Usually you gave us your vision.

Mm-hm.

And then we execute it,

but when it comes for you to make things with your own hands,

y-you- you are-

- Bad. - Yeah.

You're bad at it.

(scoffing) That is not true.

Do you remember when Signora Benatti

tried to teach you how to knit?

Uh-huh.

My sweater only had one arm hole.

I had to cut the second one myself.

That was a scarf.

That was a scarf?

Whatever. I can just go buy a sweater.

Or maybe we should just make the frame for you.

No, it has to come from me.

Stop looking at each other.

If you want to help, go get me that pile of magazines

and explain how to make the little pictures

stick to the frame.

And also how to make the frame.

One time I showed Kyla this fountain,

and pretended I could read everything on the obelisk.

(giggling)

"And thus Ramses II speaketh: salt and vinegar chips

are a plague upon the land, and should be buried

for eternity in the desert."

Huh. Spoiler alert, I was 'lion'.

Yes!

? I got the clue-oo I got the- ?

(distant music)

? Can't think of any place I'd rather be ?

? Can't think of anyone but you ?

Hi.

I was hoping he'd be here.

He's even taller in real life.

- You know him? - Yeah, that's Teo.

He blew up online last summer.

Oh, I get it, it's pretty great.

? Just stick with me... ?

You're better.

(laughing) Very funny.

Yeah, I don't do comedy.

You should be up there.

Maybe someday,

but um, today we should get back to the hunt, so.

Yeah, I already sent him a DM saying how great you are

and that you guys should do a duet.

You what? Um, but that won't happen because, you know,

he's playing, so, he won't even, you know, look at his phone, so.

Come on. Time to go.

Is there a...

Lucy in the crowd?

Lucy?

No.

I hear you are an amazing singer.

(phone vibrating)

Teo: Lucy?

Wanna do a little duet?

Show off your talent to the fine people of Rome.

Come on. (speaking Italian)

Crowd: Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

I could sell this.

Can you make ten a day?

Would you ask Michelangelo to paint ten Sistine Chapels a day?

Girl, if it would make me rich, yes.

Ooh, what's all this?

For Lucy's birthday present.

Oh, I thought you got her those earrings.

We helped Francesca see that Lucy would like something

with a more personal touch.

Ah.

Do you think she'll like it?

I like that you didn't limit yourself to conventional notions

of design or taste.

I wanted to give her something special.

You did, and I think it's basically impossible

to buy for kids at this age, right?

Too old for a stuffed animal, too young for a smart blouse.

For the record, I am also too young for a smart blouse.

All I'm saying is, don't put too much pressure on yourself.

Lucy understands you're busy. All right?

See ya later.

What do you think?

I think it's the thought that counts.

(sighing)

? Like a sunny day in a clear blue sky ?

? We just go together, don't have to try ?

? Like your favorite part in your favorite song ?

? That you just can't help but sing along ?

? Feels like by (Feels like by) ?

? Design (By design) ?

? Like a perfect rhyme ? (Like a perfect)

? Perfect rhyme ?

? Like I'm made for you ?

? And you're made for me ?

? And we make each other shine ?

? You can take my hand, it's a perfect fit ?

? And it feels just like we were made for this ?

? Oh, you get my jokes and you catch my drift ?

? Oh baby, we were made for this ?

? Oh-oh, we were made for this ?

? Oh-oh, we were made for this ?

? Oh-oh, we were made for this ?

? Oh ?

? We were made for this ?

(crowd cheering, applauding)

Mamma Mia, Lucy, grazie.

Incredibile.

Your voice is beautiful.

So are you.

I mean, yours. Your voice. Not your face.

Not that it's bad. It's quite symmetrical.

Not that I even noticed. It's just a face.

We've all got one, but yours is especially-

You're lucky he doesn't speak much English.

Hey.

Ooh, where'd you get that cake?

Should we go eat it in the park?

(sighing)

Do you think, and I'm just throwing this out there,

this is a lot of cake for just the three of us.

So, you know, should I invite Teo?

Oh-ho. Someone has a crush.

Do not!

Why not? He's cute.

Yeah, and you two were totally flirting.

Was not! Was I?

Yeah, not very well though.

You better make up your mind, because he's leaving.

Lucy, carpe this diem.

Go.

No, but the-

Hi.

Hey, should we do an encore?

Uh, instead I was wondering if,

uh, you know, you're not busy, if you wanted to come

eat some cake with me and my friends.

Of course. Thank you.

Uh-huh.

I love cake.

Me too.

(playing "Happy Birthday") ? Tanti auguri a te ?

? Tanti auguri a te ?

? Tanti auguri ?

? Cara Lucy ?

? Tanti auguri a te ?

(sighing)

I mean, technically it isn't my actual birthday,

but I didn't want to stop you.

I don't understand.

Oh, it was a whole moped license

trans-Atlantic scavenger hunt thing.

Are all American girls funny like you?

So, did you get plates, too,

or are we just going to eat the cake with our hands?

Even better.

(laughing) You're a genius.

He saw that in a viral video.

(laughing)

To Lucy.

Both: To Lucy!

(phone vibrating)

Mm.

(phone vibrating)

Dad, hey. Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah. We're totally near the last clue.

Um, I think we're on, like, clue, uh...

twelve?

No, we are on clue four-

Yeah, yeah, we'll pick up the pace.

(sighing)

We gotta get back to the hunt.

Now?

Sorry, what is this scavenger hunt?

No time to explain, okay?

My dad used my middle name,

and he only says it when he's very serious.

I didn't think there was, like, a deadline or anything.

I know... He must be at the end.

We've gotta go! Let's go!

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Kyla?

Kyla?

Kyla, I can't believe you're really here!

Wh- Where's your dinosaur?

What?

You didn't do my scavenger hunt?

I did, I just-

Lies! If you did, you would have been

wearing your dinosaur costume, which is behind a loose stone

in the Catacombs.

We had to sweet talk several security guards for that.

We started, but then, you know, I got affogato,

and I ended up performing with Teo, and-

Who's Teo?

(scoffing) It doesn't matter. Never mind.

Kyla.

Kyla, wait.

Please stop.

Forget this.

Kyla, wait!

Kyla worked really hard on this, kiddo.

How was I supposed to know?

No one told me that she was going to be here.

I was just having a nice time with my friends.

Yeah, but your best friend flew across an ocean to be here.

She worked on this for weeks.

I gotta find her.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Who's that guy?

Kyla! Kyla!

How did you find me?

You're a six-foot tall inflatable dinosaur.

I had no idea you were coming. This isn't-

You still should have at least been excited enough

to do my scavenger hunt.

It was very, very elaborate.

I have no doubt.

And then you show up looking so cool on your scooter

with these glamorous European friends

and some Italian dreamboat,

and I'm just some silly dinosaur.

You are not!

Yes, I am!

Look at these tiny arms.

(giggling)

You said we'd do everything together,

but you've already done everything without me.

I mean... the music.

The fancy friends, and...

and now there's some boy?

I'm still just...

thirteen.

That's not true.

Well, yeah, technically you're 13 for a little longer,

but I didn't do any of this without you.

Having your support was the only reason I was able to

settle into my life here, and I made sure you were with me...

(singing) every step of the way.

No, Luce.

I was at home hanging out with Jimmy and getting suspended.

What? You got suspended?

Why?

We maybe got caught with fireworks

in the school parking lot.

Dad and Janet were so mad,

I'm surprised they still let me come.

Why would you do that?

What? So you're the only one who can do exciting things?

I know it was dangerous and irresponsible or whatever,

I just- I really missed you.

And I wasn't always there for you.

The important thing is you're here now,

and I can't wait to show you everything.

You don't have to pretend.

I'm not!

This is all I've been dreaming of since the day I got here.

(sniffling)

Let's go get some gelato, or do you want pizza first?

Ooh, or cacio e pepe.

And you're gonna love Charlotte and Nico.

We'll all have the best time together.

I promise.

Cross my heart, cross everything.

Mmm?

What about Mr. Guitar Heart-throb?

You never even told me about him.

Teo? I just met him on the way here.

I don't even know him.

Your face is so red right now.

Shut up! It's really hot!

Kinda like... Teo?

Okay, enough of that!

(both laughing)

Let's go get my dinosaur costume.

No way I'm letting you be the only t-rex in Rome.

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

Did you have to post the one

where I have gelato all over my face?

Well, you didn't leave me with many options,

but I'll take it down if you really-

Teo liked the photo.

(gasping)

It's never coming down. Sorry.

(both squealing)

(panting)

Oh, my gosh.

Fine, leave it up, but in exchange you can

hand over those giant diamonds Francesca gave you.

I know. I can't even keep my head up they're so big.

(gurgling)

(laughing)

Okay, you've got your jammies, your nails are freshly painted.

You've truly outdone yourself.

I'm going to grab your before-bed warm milk.

Don't move.

Okay.

You have to turn the knob all the way to the left.

- (clicking, hissing) - Mmm?

Be careful of the steam.

Success!

Thanks.

Okay.

What's this?

Oh, it's nothing. You can just put it back under the pizza.

Did you make this?

Mm-hm.

You crafted... for me?

Yes.

But you already got me the earrings.

I was worried they were too impersonal,

then I tried to make this-

I love it.

Seriously?

Showing me you're actually bad at something

is the best gift you could ever give me.

(laughing)

I know neither gift is exactly right,

but I'm new at this whole step-mom thing.

It's perfect.

Oh.

(phone vibrating)

Hey, Janet.

Oh, how's the hotel?

No, Janet, that's a bidet. (sighing)

Yeah, Lucy was really surprised.

No, I haven't talked to her

about staying the whole summer yet.

I don't know, I just-

I don't really think it's a good idea anymore.

Things just feel... different.

Oh, gotta go.

Ky! Look at what Francesca made me.

That's... a lot.

I know! I love it so much.

Okay, here's your milk.

Thank you.

And your white noise. And, oh, you can borrow Mr. Bear.

- And... - Thank you.

I'm just so happy you're here.

- Me, too! - (squealing)

It's going to be so much fun!

Okay, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Okay.

(white noise machine playing gentle waves)

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