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Kyla (on phone): So, according to this quiz,

you are... a poached egg.

- A poached egg? - I was surprised, too.

I think of you more as a sunny side up kind of gal.

Enough quizzes.

Just let me languish in this never ending line.

Kyla: Fine! While you wait to buy soccer merch

for some reason, I'll read your horoscope instead.

Pass. Horoscopes are just generic language

that can equally apply to anyone.

(groaning) Such an Aries thing to say.

Okay.

"Today brings the cosmic shift you have been awaiting.

Mars empowers you to turn enemies into friends,

a message will come to you in a bottle,

and you'll be carried away in a sea of red."

Can we get back to the egg quiz?

Have you not moved at all?

Is there, like, some specific Italian line etiquette

- you're not quite grasping? - Lines are lines.

Rules, order.

Such an Aries.

You have to be more aggressive. Don't just stand there

with your little puppy dog eyes!

Bark, baby!

Mi scusi signore.

C'ero prima io.

Americana.

Yeah, I need to get this for my Nonno.

He's very old, uh, time is a factor here.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

- Please go ahead. - Girl, for real?!

But his Nonno! Have a heart.

- (speaking Italian) - Seriously? Enough!

Hold me up and crank the volume!

Listen up, everyone.

My sweet, gullible BFF has been waiting for hours

while all of you jumped the line!

Now it's her turn. We're coming through.

Move your butts! Go, go, go!

Let's go, people! Come on.

You heard the phone.

If you don't move this second,

I will curse your family for seven generations!

She will. Believe me.

(grumbling)

(giggling) Incredible!

- Even from across an ocean. - I got you girl.

? La mia nuova vita ?

? My new life I just can't wait to meet ya ?

? My new life ?

? La mia nuova vita ?

? My new life take me with ya ?

? Take me with ya ?

? A little scared but more excited ?

? And I just can't wait to find out ?

? Who I am and who I get to be ?

? It's really nice to meet ya ?

? La mia nuova vita ?

Do you think Nico will like it?

I think it's hard to beat tickets to the Empire Europe

Cup opening game VIP party, featuring a performance

by the one and only,

the legendary Francesca Fortuna.

But, sure, a scarf is rad, too.

Don't say that.

I just want to thank him for being such a good friend!

Who's getting your extra ticket?

Oh, I couldn't find anyone.

But who needs friends

when you have such a rad teenage daughter?

I love you, dad,

but you need to make friends your own age.

Ah, it's so hard. Everyone is boring.

It's not like Rob and Len back home,

playing Frisbee golf,

proof-reading each other's essays...

Making up fake Latin words. (laughing)

Our hangs are a Laugh-arium.

Don't say that, by the way, it's not a real word.

Otherwise people will think you don't speak Latin.

Yeah, that would be embarrassing.

But you need friends here.

(in posh accent) You need to learn the language of Roma.

(imitating) I already speak Italian fairly well.

- Football. - (sighing)

I just don't see the appeal.

Francesca: (in Italian) Andiamo.

This is the biggest performance of my life.

Broadcast live to the stadium in Berlin and all over Europe.

So we cannot forget your shoes, your back-up shoes,

your essential oil diffuser, and, like...

seven more things.

We have to go back.

Emilia!

Oh, here's your little buddy.

At least, I think that's him.

- What are you wearing? - What are you wearing?!

I guess you won't need this.

No! But you do.

Normally, your homemade fashions are perfetto.

- Thank you. - But this is calcio, Lucy.

Football.

Calcio is Italian for "soccer."

I know.

- Oh- - Yeah.

(whimpering)

- I was not prepared for this. - Okay.

Now we are ready.

Francesca: Okay, everybody in!

(speaking Italian) Andiamo.

Okay!

? Whoa-oh-oh-oh ?

How big is this tournament?

Is everybody in the city going to be watching this game?

It will be on every TV in the city.

Like, stores are closed for this? Or...

Who could shop while we play our rivals from England?!

- We must destroy them! - Jeez.

I know we haven't hung out,

but I've never seen you like this.

This is calcio. You will see.

Do you think we should have brought some

back-up back-up shoes?

What if you get a blister?!

Freeze. I need to give some hugs.

Okay, they've made a green room for me in this building.

I should go. Wish me luck?

- Break a leg! - Have a nice time.

Oh, I can't say "good luck" because it's bad luck,

but I also know that if I tell you to break a leg,

you might actually, well, break a leg.

So I thought I'd just aim straight down the middle.

You know what we say here?

(whispering)

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

I don't think I'm allowed to say that.

Emilia. Unfreeze!

What if your ankle acts up?!

I knew we should have done some shoes rehearsal.

Are you sure about this stage set-up?

Seems like you're just asking to trip over this monitor!

- Emilia, breathe. - Breathe?

- Yes. - (hyperventilating)

So, where are we watching the game?

Announcer: We're live from Berlin for the opening match

of the Empire Europe Cup, where FC Tiberina is set to...

VIP party for celebrities, dignitaries...

And you. And you can order whatever you want.

It's no trail mix, but it will do.

(speaking Italian) Have I died and gone to heaven?

You've been such a good friend.

You weren't even mad when I crashed your moped,

so I wanted to thank you.

You should crash my scooter more often. Nothing can ruin this!

Except that.

(chattering)

What is she doing here?

Her dad is the team's star striker.

- (sighing) - Look at you two!

Adorable.

Let's just focus on the snacks.

I have lost my appetite.

I got some for you too.

? Whoa-oh-oh-oh ?

? Oh-oh-oh-oh ?

Announcer: Tiberina passes back, and it's broken up by...

No!

(sighing)

(girls giggling)

Nico: They are in their phones. But the game!

Don't pay attention to them.

Did you know the first soccer games here were played

over 2,000 years ago when the sport was called "harpastum"?

Dad, can't you just watch the game?

You know I enjoy things more when there's historical context.

So, who is your favorite player?

Marco Bellini. The goalkeeper.

Flamboyant and acrobatic.

He is a legend!

(giggling)

What exactly happened between you two?

Oh, we do not discuss the incident.

I wish she would just leave.

(whistle blowing)

- (crowd gasping) - No!

Announcer: That was quite the collision.

Ah, looks like a player went down.

Might have taken a knee to the head.

- Victor Castellan. - Huh?

Nico: Charlotte's dad.

Girl: Oh, that's bad.

They're taking him off on a stretcher!

Oh, incredible manifesting.

I wasn't wishing for that!

(scoffs) None of her friends went with her?

If that was my dad, I wouldn't want to be alone.

Think I should go check on her?

Okay.

(inhaling sharply)

Oh, there you are.

Your traditional pre-show banana strawberry juice.

Just taste it.

If I make it wrong, I'll make it right.

I'm sure it's fine.

And for when you're finished,

I've asked for a very private bathroom.

I know you like to wait until just, right before

you go on stage to do, like, you know.

- Yes, Emilia. I pee. - ? La-la-la-la-la-la ?

- Like all human beings! - ? La-la-la-la ?

- Emilia! ? La-la-la-la- ?

Where is the bathroom?

Oh, you just need to go in, then right, right,

left, then down the stairs, and remember,

do not shut the door because it gets stuck,

which is totally fine because no one ever goes in there, so-

Lucy! What are you doing in here?

- Looking for Charlotte. - Oh, she just ran that way.

Really? I have to find her. Thanks.

Oh, Emilia, why don't you help her look? Hmm?

Are you sure you'll be okay without me?

I will manage. Lucy needs this. Hmm?

Thanks, Kika.

Come on!

- Right, right, left. - Mm-hmm.

- Lucy: Andiamo. - Emilia: Down the stairs!

(sighing) Grazie, Signore.

Finalmente silenzio.

Announcer: Tiberina tries to set something up here...

I'm guessing the hometown crowd loves this team,

because of their consistently high T.S.R.,

and their P.D.O. has been off the charts all reason, right?

That stuff will never teach you to be a football fan,

so, do you want my help?

Okay, yeah, hit me.

Okay, first, as my mother says,

put your phone away and pay attention.

Does she say it in English?

Second, the look.

What's wrong with my look?

Oh.

I'm trusting you a lot in this moment.

- Hope I don't look ridiculous. - Third.

This is about passion. Show me how you yell.

- Whoo. - What was that?

- A yell. - You bring shame to this team.

Louder! (clapping)

Whoo.

No.

Scream like you're about to meet a real dinosaur!

Wait, do you think paleontology and archaeology

are the same thing?

'Cause they're wildly different disciplines.

- For starters- - Just yell!

(screaming)

- (people chuckling) - Not bad.

(screaming)

(laughing)

She's probably long gone by now.

Oh, no, no, no. I think we will find her.

I'm excellent at finding things.

I've never, ever, even once, been defeated

by a word search before.

- Aren't those for children? - Aren't you a children?

- Is that her? - No, obviously not.

- Wait, yes it is! - See?

Just like the word Amatriciana, from my last word search.

I didn't think I would find her, but I did.

Wish me luck.

Um, hey.

Swamp thing, what are you doing here?

I just wanted to check on you.

I'm fine.

You can go back now.

?

I think I'm gonna sit her for a bit before I head back.

If that's okay.

?

?

Left, right, right or right, right, left?

(exhaling)

? This is your moment, you've earned it, so own it ?

? Let's see you- ?

(doorknob rattling)

Oh no.

No!

(rattling)

Is your dad okay?

They had him in a neck brace, so, I don't know.

It could be something serious, but I don't...

(couple laughing)

They haven't told you anything?

His managers and trainers won't give me any details.

(sighing)

Too worried about something leaking to the press.

People care about football that much?

Yeah.

- Remember that gossip account? - Yeah.

They posted a photo of you realizing he was hurt?

That's horrifying.

Yeah. People can be ruthless,

especially online.

Where is your mom?

Fashion week. Milan.

- She's a fashion designer. - Makes sense.

You always look great.

They haven't told her anything, either.

I was supposed to be in Berlin to watch the game,

but I was invited to this brand launch,

I didn't want to miss it, so...

Never mind.

- Announcer on phone: Goal! - (cheering) Goal!

As my dad always says,

"They can't excavate ancient ruins on an empty stomach."

I'm sure it applies to other situations, too.

Want to grab something to eat?

Oh, you actually do? Great, let's go.

Announcer: And that's the half,

as Tiberina leads Dorset...

(clapping) What a half!

(speaking Italian) Already.

Si, cos� ragazzi vito la fine.

Let's go, United! Come on, lads!

(speaking Italian) Dai sei pazzo.

Okay, not the right context, but I like it.

Can you just be quiet for one stinking minute?

It's not enough that you're whooping us two-nil?

(chanting in Italian)

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, William. Okay.

Maybe we should just enjoy some fresh panini.

Huh.

- Maybe a nice cold drink. - Oh, that sounds all right.

- Yeah. - No.

(crowd gasping, laughing)

Announcer: Coming up next,

debuting her Empire Europe Cup theme song

in front of her hometown crowd, the fabulous Francesca Fortuna!

(crowd cheering)

- I'll find you later. - Seriously?

Well, I can't miss this.

Whoo! Francesca!

(shouting) C'� nessuno?

Aiuto!

(sighing)

- Emilia! - Francesca!

Segno angelo.

- I am so sorry. - That is over,

there's no time left. You're on now.

To get to the stage, you have to turn right, left, right, and-

Don't ever leave me again! Even if I tell you to.

Especially if I tell you to.

Emcee on microphone: Please put your hands together

for Francesca Fortuna!

- Which way was it again? - Come with me.

(laughing)

What? No witty barb at my expense?

"Swamp thing, you should wear this much red every day

because then no one would notice your sauce stains.

Degueulasse."

Why do you think it's taking so long?

I- I don't know.

We had to do so much waiting when my mom was sick.

All you can do is stay positive and hope.

But your mom... didn't make it.

No, she didn't.

But she fought a long time.

And you know what? Your dad's a fighter too.

What if he's not okay?

Football is his whole life.

Where will we even go?

We've already moved around so much.

And in each new place, I'd get settled and make new friends,

he'd switch teams and we'd have to start all over again.

I know that feels. Not easy.

I didn't help with that, did I?

Yeah. I'm sorry about that.

It's okay. (giggling)

I was just... really starting to feel like Rome was home,

- you know? - Mm-hmm.

I'm just really scared.

(sighing)

- (humming) - (tapping bottles)

? Echoes bouncing off the walls ?

? Lights that flicker in the halls ?

? Can make you feel so small ?

What was that?

Sorry. Was that cringe?

No, I just never heard it before.

That's because I... wrote it.

- Really? - Yeah.

It was actually pretty good.

Could you...

...keep playing it?

? It doesn't mean you're broken ?

? It doesn't mean you're wrong ?

? Sometimes there's just too much going on ?

? We all talk to shadows ?

? When we're alone, when we're on our own ?

? Scared of the dark when there's nobody home ?

? When we're talking to shadows ?

? We feel what we feel, imagine the real ?

? We learn to make friends with the things that we fear ?

? Yeah, we all talk to shadows ?

? And we're still here ?

(crowd cheering)

(Francesca singing)

? Make every beat count ?

? Like the heartbeat that keeps you alive ?

? And worth all your hard work, your passion, your drive ?

? This is your moment, you've earned it ?

? So own it, let's see you rise ?

? Make every beat count ?

? Like the heartbeat that keeps you alive ?

? Push through the doubt and the fear ?

? This is your moment, you've earned it, so own it ?

? And say it out loud ?

? Make every bit count ?

? Make every bit count ?

? This is your moment, you've earned it, so own it ?

? Say it out loud ?

(crowd cheering)

(cheering)

Francesca! I love you!

(speaking Italian)

Grazie I'll see you in Berlin for the finals!

(crowd cheering)

Right, let's finish this.

Should we call an ambulance?

I- you like Francesca Fortuna?

Why, is that a problem?

Would you like to meet her?

(humming)

Hi, Francesca.

Hi?

Francesca, this is Adrian, who really wanted to meet you

and I really wanted to avoid emergency dental surgery.

I'll fill you in at home.

Uh, you're just...

It's so nice to meet you, Adrian.

Did you enjoy the show?

My wife and I, we've seen you play all over Italy.

Venice, Milan, Florence.

You've never sounded as good as today.

- Can I get a photo? - Uh, yeah.

- Sure. - Of course.

My wife is gonna go mad.

- There you go, you look great. - Thank you.

My wonderful assistant will get you tickets to my next concert.

- Ciao, Francesca! - Francesca: Ciao.

Whoo!

Dude, that was amazing.

- How did I do? - You did great.

(exhaling)

Should we head back for the second round?

Oh, yes, per favore.

You said you saw Francesca in Florence.

Did you know they've been playing a super violent

form of soccer in Florence since the beginning of the Republic?

Of course! Calcio Storico! They still play to this day.

- On June 24th. - Oh!

We always go, you should come!

William: Oh, honestly, I would love that.

You can go back if you want.

I'm gonna wait for my mom to call.

No,

I don't think anyone should go to something like this alone.

(crowd cheering in distance)

All these people care about is this silly match when my dad-

Your dad is okay! They just announced it!

- Really? - Uh-huh!

No serious injuries! And they're gonna release him today!

- (squealing) - (phone vibrating)

They're gonna let me talk to him!

Thanks, Lucy.

Oh...

(squealing)

Announcer: ...this team to play even harder for

- the remainder of this half- - (squealing)

Then he was like... (grunting)

And the ball was like... (whistling)

And his leg was above his head, and he still made the save!

I would show you, but I'm not that flexible.

- (giggling) - Kyla: I don't get it.

Thousands of people watching some men kick a ball around.

Exactly! It was the best day of my life.

I had a pretty good day, too.

Guess who thanked me, hugged me, apologized,

and called me by my real, actual given name?

Charlotte the football princess?

It was indeed her royal highness.

Maybe she's not the biggest nightmare.

Kyla: I reserve the right to be skeptical.

But I think we can all agree, the best thing to happen today

was that Lucy's horoscope came out 100% true.

- (groaning) Not this again. - Listen up,

you little poached egg.

You got carried away in a sea of red.

I mean, look at your outfit!

A message came to you in a bottle.

You played your song, with a really nice message,

on bottles for Charlotte.

Bit of a reach, but okay.

And you turned an enemy into a friend!

(sighing) The stars never lie.

Uh, stars are literally balls of gas, so they can't lie

or tell the truth.

But fine, it's a little spooky.

They predicted your whole day!

Also mine. Same sea of red.

My empty bottle sent me a message by getting me

locked in the bathroom, and my temporary enemy, Emilia,

became my dear friend once again!

It applies to me, too!

'Cause I was in a sea of red,

and Nico will tell you I got very carried away.

Then my enemy emptied a bottle over my head,

which is a real message.

And then I turned that enemy, Adrian, into a friend,

and now this weekend, we're getting together

to play Frisbee golf.

See? Horoscopes can apply to anyone.

- No way that's a coincidence. - Kyla/Lucy: I was right!

(all giggling)

Saluta, Salsacino. Salsacino.

- Ciao, Kyla! - Ciao, Kyla!

?

? Make every beat count ?

? Like the heartbeat that keeps you alive ?

? Worth all your hard work, your passion, your drive ?

? This is your moment, you've earned it ?

? So own it, let's see you rise ?

? Make every beat count ?

? Like the heartbeat that keeps you alive ?

? Push through the doubt, and the fear ?

? This is your moment, you've earned it, so own it... ?

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