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♪
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I can't believe
this place really exists.
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Ah, yes.
The Porticus of Octavia.
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It was built
sometime after 27 BC.
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And it had not one,
but two libraries.
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One Latin and one Greek.
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Inside, a wealth of art,
including 24 enormous bronze
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equestrian statues
celebrating famous battles.
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Okay, the history is cool,
but I mean the cats!
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(meowing)
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Will:
There are also cats.
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Lucy:
Ancient ruins full of cats?
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This place is my kitty dream.
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And my allergy nightmare.
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(laughing)
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(speaking Italian)
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(sneezing)
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Will: It's so great to see
her happy, though, huh?
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I mean, she's been
so homesick these days,
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and she misses
her own cat so much.
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Don't you have
a lecture this afternoon?
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Oh, shoot.
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Lucy, come on.
We gotta go.
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Can I just say
a few goodbyes first?
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Alright.
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(chuckling)
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A special goodbye
just for you.
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(meowing)
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Keep defying gravity,
Sir Isaac Mewton.
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You are a gift to me,
Santa Claws.
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You run the world, Fleaonce.
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Let's wrap it up, buttercup.
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- (meowing)
- Just a couple more?
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It was the best of times,
Charles Lickens.
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You vaulted into my heart,
Simeown Byles.
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It's time for me to hit
the old town road, Lil Paws X.
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Uh, you know how
I feel about being late.
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And you know
how I feel about cats.
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Farewell,
Winston Purrchill.
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O-Paw Winflea.
Olivia Pawdrigo.
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Cleocatra.
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Zenday...
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...cat?
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Eh, we'll workshop that one.
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I'll never let go,
Leonardo Dicatrio.
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(purring)
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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♪ My new life ♪
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♪ I just can't wait to meet ya ♪
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♪ (My new life) ♪
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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♪ My new life ♪
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♪ Take me with ya ♪
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♪ (Take me with ya) ♪
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♪ A little scared,
but more excited ♪
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♪ And I just can't
wait to find out ♪
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♪ Who I am
and who I get to be ♪
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♪ It's really nice
to meet ya ♪
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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Kyla: And now Kim's mad
that Alistair didn't decorate
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her locker for her birthday.
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In the band hallway?
How did it smell?
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You're in Rome and you want to
know how to band hallway smells?
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How did it smell, Kyla?
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Gross, Lucy. It smelled gross.
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I miss it all so much.
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Well, when you're done
whatever mind control ray
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you're working on,
please spare me.
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I like my brain.
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Lucy: This is my
science class project.
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A replica of NASA's
huge new telescope's
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mirrors and sunshield.
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Mm, every girl's dream.
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School's been
different here so far.
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So, I really wanted
to go for it with this.
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I, on the other hand,
will not be going for it.
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Guess who I got stuck with
as a lab partner. Jimmy.
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Jimmy who kept snails in his
desk in third grade, Jimmy?
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- Yes. Ugh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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I even miss Jimmy.
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I'd give anything
to be back home.
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In my treehouse with you.
Remember that time my mom
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brought our telescope up
and we spent hours looking at
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Jupiter's moons?
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That was such a great treehouse.
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What do you mean "was"?
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The losers who bought your house
tore it down to put in
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an organic vegetable garden.
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Who needs that much kale?
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I didn't tell you.
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I tried to get it
designated as a heritage site,
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but the city councilor told me
to "stop calling her at home."
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Ah!
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What is wrong with me?
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Rome!
I'm supposed to love it here,
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but I just can't get settled.
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Lucy, take some deep breaths.
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- (inhaling)
- You'll get there.
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(exhaling)
You're right.
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When I slam dunk
this presentation and get an A,
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this place will
feel more like home.
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That's the spirit. Love you.
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The sun shield helps us
observe faint infrared objects
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while it's in
the direct heat of the sun.
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NASA's new telescope
has already changed
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our understanding
of the universe.
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What else will it reveal?
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Teacher: Well, that was a very
strong first presentation.
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Thank you, Lucy. Very good.
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But, like, how good, exactly?
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Quite good.
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93, 94%?
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Thank you.
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Arlo, you're next.
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Very good?
What does that even mean?
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Is your English
starting to fade?
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Now, but back home we get grades
and it's like a competition
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to see who can get the highest.
Very dog eat dog.
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In Italy our saying
is "dog helps dog."
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But I'm good at this.
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Science, especially astronomy.
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Shouldn't that be
acknowledged in some way?
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I acknowledge that
we all learned something.
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DNA code letters aren't DNA,
which makes no sense.
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They're actually A, T, G,
and C.
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And I have no idea
what they mean. Thank you.
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Teacher: Thank you, Arlo.
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Very good.
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But where's
the actual project?
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I know.
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I cannot believe
you did so much work.
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(groaning)
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So, the jet is ready,
but Billie Eilish's team
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did misplace
some tarantulas on board.
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So, first they must
remove the spiders.
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Ancora?
Classic Billie.
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Did you know she
introduced me to Beyonce?
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Yes, because you
bring it up whenever possible,
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and I love it.
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(chuckling) We've been
pen pals ever since.
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Bey's handwriting is
immaculate.
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(both sighing)
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Are you kidding me?
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(gasping) Were you hiding
in there the whole time?
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I'm not hiding.
I'm just being sad.
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I can't believe your life.
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Private jet, recording studio,
Beyonce's perfect handwriting.
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She dots her I's with hearts.
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I'm sorry. I'm just not
having the best day.
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I understand.
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One time I felt upset,
so I went for a jog.
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It helps to do
something you love.
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Ooh, also, on that jog I was
discovered by a talent scout
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and ended up doing some
modelling for a year.
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Catalogue, but still.
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That's not as helpful
as you think.
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Lucy, you can't mope
on the couch forever.
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I mean,
where would that get you?
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The couch.
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Oh, yeah? I have enough
snacks in this cocoon
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to sustain me for
at least a week.
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Suit yourself.
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Okay, what's next?
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Let me check.
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So, tomorrow at noon you
have lunch with a producer.
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Fine!
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♪
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(gasping)
My gel pens!
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Ugh, I'm sorry
Colonel Catfield.
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Your brain is
the size of a walnut.
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Hm.
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Yeah, I miss Lucy, too.
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But at least gave you to me
so we could have each other.
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(beeping)
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♪ My name is Janet
and I'm here to say ♪
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♪ Steez Cubes
stop food decay ♪
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♪ No BPA for you or me-y ♪
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♪ Meal planning is
the coolest place to be-yyy ♪
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Steez Cube.
(beeping)
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What do you think?
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That I need to
focus on my project.
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Come on,
it's for the business.
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Food storage for
teens and tweens
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called Steez Cubes.
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Ballin', right?
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That's why I'm running a vibe
check to see if my rap lives
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rent free in your head.
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Am I saying any of that right?
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No.
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See, this is why
I need your insight.
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Sorry, but I just can't
do this right now, Janet.
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I'm in the middle of
a gel pen apocalypse.
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I get it. Yeah.
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Step-mom, step-daughter bonding
time is not the wave now.
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Maybe one day.
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(groaning)
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(grunting)
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Hello there, gorgeous.
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Photographer: Yes, more. More.
Oh, yeah. That's it, girl.
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Let's do touch-ups
and we'll go again.
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So, Yass Yellow
or Bougie Blue?
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Yes.
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Perfect for
the September issue.
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And Ed Sheeran loved
your Steez Cubes jingle,
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and he wants to collab.
What do I tell him?
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Hm. To get a haircut.
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(both laughing)
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- Jokes.
- Jokes.
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Tell him if he flies me in,
I'll do the hook.
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But not next Wednesday.
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Yes, your lunch with
Lucy and Francesca
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on the Amalfi Coast.
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Shall I book you a yacht?
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(people cheering)
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Hi.
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Janet: Kyla.
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Kyla! I'm doing
a load of towels.
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Do you have any
hiding in your dungeon?
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I want to help with
your Steez Cubes ad.
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Okay, well, no need to be
snarky, Miss Teen 'Tude.
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No, I'm serious.
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I know how to make it
super youthful and cool.
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Me.
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Really?!
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Oh, my God.
Yass! Yass! Yass!
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I'm going to prepare.
Okay, queen. Hello!
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♪
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Okay. So, then you'll
want the 82-degree
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field of view eyepiece.
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It's my personal fave.
I love her.
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But this old beauty
predates the eyepiece,
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so you're going to
need the adaptor.
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So, adaptor in.
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Don't worry if
you can't find it.
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I always keep spares
in the side pocket.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Did I get the timing
on that right?
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I just know that
you got my manners
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and your dad's
organizational skills.
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- Or lack thereof.
- (chuckling)
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Which reminds me,
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I should really do
one of these on how to
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put away
your clean laundry, Lucy.
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I'll get to it!
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Okay, do you've
got your adaptor.
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This video is
one of my favourites.
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Set screws. It's righty tighty,
not lefty loosey.
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Nice to see this
old girl out of storage.
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So, I heard you didn't love
Francesca's advice earlier.
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She just makes
everything seem so easy.
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And it's not.
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Nothing feels like home.
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Except this.
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00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,883
Everything's new here.
256
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,343
Actually,
everything's ancient here,
257
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,594
but it's new to us,
258
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,430
but that's not bad.
259
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,639
Just different.
260
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,268
I don't want different.
I want...
261
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,148
You know what I love?
262
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,607
Pilates.
263
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,860
(grunting)
Excuse me?
264
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,945
Yeah, when I first saw
those machines, I was like,
265
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:58,782
"Ah, hard pass," but then
Francesca encouraged me,
266
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,617
and now I love it.
267
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,618
This isn't the same.
268
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,828
What I'm saying is,
269
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,873
maybe a way
to settle here is
270
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,167
try some new things,
you know?
271
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,627
Find your Pilates, Lucy.
272
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,628
(snorting)
273
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,006
I'm working on it.
274
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,632
Can I just get
back to the telescope?
275
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,800
We just want to help you-
276
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,260
I don't need your help.
277
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,263
I'm happy for you and Francesca
and your Pilates or whatever.
278
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,348
Sweetie-
279
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,390
I just want my old life!
280
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,642
(clattering)
281
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:29,898
(panting)
282
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:44,079
♪
283
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,001
You okay?
284
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,546
Been better.
285
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,298
I've been thinking
about our talk,
286
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,009
and I believe I found
a solution for you.
287
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,844
Dai sali.
288
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,013
I promise
it'll make you smile.
289
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,059
♪
290
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,734
- (music playing)
- Wow.
291
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,195
This place is beautiful.
292
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,865
But what are we doing here?
293
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,743
Remember how I submitted
a proposal to create
294
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,789
the theme song for
this year's Empire Euro Cup?
295
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,083
Well, I was selected.
296
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,043
Oh, that's amazing!
Congrats!
297
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,671
And the producer
thought it would be great
298
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,008
if you helped me with it.
299
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,884
Like, helped bring you drinks?
300
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,264
Pitch on the lyrics,
add a youthful voice.
301
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,273
What happens
if I press this?
302
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,190
Try it.
303
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:59,528
Now, hold it
and say a word into the mic.
304
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,529
Meow.
305
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,239
(chuckling)
306
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,699
(adding silly effects
to the audio)
307
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,827
(laughing)
308
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,872
Should we get started?
309
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:12,666
♪ Make every beat count
like the heartbeat ♪
310
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,585
♪ That keeps you alive ♪
311
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,547
♪ Push through the doubt
and look fear in the eye ♪
312
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,382
♪ It is your moment,
you earned it ♪
313
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,551
♪ So own it,
and... ♪
314
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,595
Incredible!
315
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,763
What do you need me for?
316
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,432
It still needs verses
and a bridge.
317
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,435
And how do we do that?
318
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,396
I hear you making up songs
with Kyla all the time.
319
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,814
How do you do it with her?
320
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,692
Make her laugh.
Sing about butts
321
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,319
or Kyla's smelly brother.
322
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,614
If this can be about Kevin's
smelly butt, I'm your gal.
323
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:47,409
Okay, this song is
more about bravery.
324
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,827
You want me to help?
325
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,080
You don't think you're brave?
326
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,042
Moving to a new country
to start a new life?
327
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,385
♪ Pulse rushing,
head spinning ♪
328
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,639
♪ The sound of the crowd ♪
329
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:14,938
♪ One step from
breaking new ground ♪
330
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,773
Sorry, that's silly.
331
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,026
Oh, I like that. Keep going.
332
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,738
♪ You see it ♪
333
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,949
♪ You want it ♪
334
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,160
♪ Gotta dare to make it true ♪
335
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:35,458
♪ Next step is all up to you ♪
336
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,211
(chuckling)
337
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:41,672
♪ I got all
my people running ♪
338
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,466
Fog machine ready to go?
339
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,676
Just about, buttercup.
340
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,553
♪ Yeah, we flex it
like we should ♪
341
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,973
I want thick clouds wafting
around the Steez Cubes,
342
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,560
and me floating out of it
like a neon goddess.
343
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,271
(camera clicking)
344
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,064
Um, where will
these ads be posted?
345
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,734
Well, mainly to
my online parent group.
346
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,527
I got 127 followers, so.
347
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,238
I'm a micro influencer.
348
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,241
Are any of
your followers agents?
349
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,617
Shirley is
a real estate agent.
350
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:15,039
And Uncle Graham works as
a special agent with the FBI.
351
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,207
So, he knows important people.
(chuckling)
352
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,794
Okay.
Remember my directions.
353
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,212
Stop worrying.
354
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:26,426
My girlfriends always ask me to
take the group shot at brunch.
355
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,137
Say, "Eggs Benny!"
356
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,014
♪ Make every beat count ♪
357
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,058
♪ Make every
beat count ♪
358
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,768
♪ Make every beat count ♪
359
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,853
♪ Make every
beat count ♪
360
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,897
♪ This is your moment,
you've earned it ♪
361
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:44,902
♪ So own it,
let's see you rise ♪
362
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,863
(laughing)
363
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,908
That was, like,
so good, right?
364
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,409
Fantastica!
365
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,370
Okay, let's get it
to the producers.
366
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,162
Okay.
367
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,622
I think they are
going to love it.
368
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,501
And I can't wait for
everyone to see us perform.
369
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,044
Perform?
370
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,380
The song.
At the Empire Europe Cup.
371
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,424
Here in Rome first,
then at the final in Berlin.
372
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:11,387
Me? Live in front
of how many people?
373
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,097
They thought it would
be great if we did it as
374
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,099
a step-mother,
step-daughter duo,
375
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,934
like at my concert.
376
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,435
But that wasn't-
377
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,312
I didn't even really
mean to perform,
378
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,272
and I felt like barfing
for three days after.
379
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,483
You'll get over
the stage fright.
380
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,776
But-
381
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,361
I don't want to perform.
382
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,529
Oh.
383
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:32,741
I thought this might
help you feel less homesick.
384
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,451
You said you were
jealous of my life-
385
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,996
Exactly.
You want to give me your life.
386
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,332
But I don't want to
be some pop star.
387
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,459
I want to do something
meaningful with my life,
388
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,460
like my mother.
389
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:50,510
♪
390
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,387
I can't believe
I said that to her.
391
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,305
There's no coming
back from that.
392
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,641
I'll have to
live on the streets.
393
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,686
Well, you can live off of me
with all the Steez Cubes money
394
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,312
I'm about to rake in.
395
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,939
How much is a haunted palace?
396
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,774
You're getting along
with Janet
397
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,110
and I'm fighting
with Francesca?
398
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,404
I'm dropped in
the step-mom multiverse.
399
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,614
All I want to do is come home
and curl up with you
400
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,991
and Colonel Catfield.
401
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,119
Too bad you can't
just hop on a plane.
402
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,495
Wait, why can't I?
403
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,498
How dare you make me
the voice of reason?
404
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,208
You don't even
have a credit card,
405
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,919
so unless you
have some private jet.
406
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,213
Emilia:
Dry cleaning!
407
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,342
Salsacino, do not pee
on these clothes again.
408
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,636
This is a pleated mini-dress,
not a patch of grass.
409
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,679
Hai capito?
410
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,515
Kyla, you're a genius.
411
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,892
Uh, Emilia!
412
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,852
Francesca said she needs
a last minute change
413
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,187
to her travel itinerary.
414
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,147
Weird.
She didn't text me about it.
415
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,815
She's been so busy
with the track.
416
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,192
Not to be interrupted.
417
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,194
But she said
she needs to reroute
418
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,154
the jet to America...
tonight.
419
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,073
Kyla:
Lucy, what are you doing?
420
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,366
I think I should
check with her.
421
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,493
She can't tell you anyway.
It's top secret.
422
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,536
Someone wants her
to record a hook,
423
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,955
and no one can know who.
424
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,376
Can I have a hint?
425
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:10,047
They dot their
I's with hearts.
426
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,007
Queen Bey?
427
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,467
I won't say a word,
I promise.
428
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,386
I'll send you the revised
itinerary right away.
429
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,720
Thank you.
430
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:17,721
Queen Bey. Okay.
431
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,056
(squealing)
432
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,685
That was some evil
genius stuff right there.
433
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,103
Mama's coming home, baby.
434
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,729
(squealing)
435
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,774
By the way, did you mute me?
436
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,859
No.
437
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,139
Uh, do you think this fluffy
slime needs more shaving cream?
438
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,493
Have you plotted
your results so far?
439
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:42,371
Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to
have way more of this done
440
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,039
before you came, but something
important came up.
441
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,749
Okay?
442
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,209
He speaks!
443
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,586
(phone vibrating)
444
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,423
- (laughing)
- What?
445
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,009
Come on.
You're in my house,
446
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,137
eating my snacks.
447
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,310
How did you get this?
448
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,645
Someone sent it to me.
449
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,646
It's horrible.
450
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,274
On purpose, right?
451
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,483
No.
452
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,444
It was supposed
to be good.
453
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,112
I was supposed
to get noticed
454
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,905
and famous!
455
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,699
(phone vibrating)
456
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,285
(chuckling)
457
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,786
Still might get famous.
458
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:23,837
(sighing)
459
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,002
People make fun of me, too.
460
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,213
You just have to
get ahead of it. Here.
461
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:36,342
"Steez Cubes comes in
eight different colors,
462
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,886
including
Deep Embarrassment Red."
463
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,180
(both laughing)
464
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,848
That's good.
Can I do one?
465
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,933
Here.
466
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,771
(chuckling)
467
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,481
There.
468
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,816
(chuckling) "Steez Cubes,
they'll save your leftovers,
469
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,903
but not your step-mom's
graphic design skills."
470
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,322
(both laughing)
471
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,991
I wish I could
post this instead.
472
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,202
Why can't you?
473
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,370
Isn't that mean to Janet?
474
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,330
Is she the one who
put up the original?
475
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,707
Yeah, you know, you're right.
476
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,209
I'm doing it.
477
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,835
Thank you, James.
478
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,045
(chuckling)
479
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:18,467
♪
480
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,344
(chuckling)
481
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,721
I'll miss you most of all.
482
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,015
(laughing)
483
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,067
Oh.
484
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,523
Okay.
485
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,317
Ooh!
486
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:36,151
Hi!
487
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,404
(squealing)
488
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,583
Hi.
489
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,329
(laughing)
Oh, my.
490
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,457
Janet:
What did you do?
491
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,710
I'm so sorry.
I thought it would be so good,
492
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,295
and I'd get to
visit Lucy in Italy,
493
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,338
but everyone
thought it was a joke,
494
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,423
and then Jimmy-
495
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,383
What? No.
I mean, the maymay you posted.
496
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,218
Am I saying that right?
497
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,220
No, it's a meme.
498
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:07,266
Well, that maymay
got shared a lot.
499
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,853
My Steez Cube sales
are through the roof!
500
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,980
So, what I did was good?
501
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,607
(chuckling)
It was great!
502
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,028
I'm definitely
learning the wrong lesson.
503
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,030
I got 55 more followers,
504
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,407
added five people
to my down line,
505
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,409
jumped to Junior Bronze level,
506
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,328
and I got the bonus
airline miles.
507
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,706
(chuckling)
How can I ever repay you?
508
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,623
Well, actually-
509
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,419
♪ My name is Janet
and I'm here to say ♪
510
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,254
♪ Kyla helped me
save the day ♪
511
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,881
Please stop rapping.
512
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:42,093
Never! Oh, Kyla!
513
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,764
How did you find out?
514
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:50,059
They called to double check
that I really wanted to change
515
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,685
the in-flight menu
516
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,397
to cheesecake
and double chocolate cookies.
517
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,777
Also, Emilia told me
you were trying to run away.
518
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,987
Emilia.
519
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,197
Does my dad know?
520
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:07,451
But I told him
I'd talk to you about it.
521
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,871
I'm so sorry for what I said.
522
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,998
No, Lucy, I'm sorry.
523
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,416
You are?
524
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:18,003
When the producer said she
wanted us to sing together,
525
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,464
I jumped at the chance.
526
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,299
I thought it would be
so cool.
527
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,967
It probably would, but-
528
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,095
That isn't for you.
529
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,554
I was wrong
to push so hard.
530
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:31,016
Being a step-mom
is still new to me.
531
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,102
Perdoname.
532
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:38,190
I like music,
I really do, but-
533
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,653
You want to stay connected
to your old life and your mom.
534
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,655
I know.
535
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,448
I get it now.
536
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,869
That's why
I got you something.
537
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,080
Thank you.
538
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,458
To replace the broken one.
539
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,004
I know it was
your mom's favorite.
540
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,673
I hope it'll make
you feel less homesick.
541
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:06,052
♪
542
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:13,892
♪
543
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,770
And there's Andromeda.
544
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:21,191
It looks just like
it did from the treehouse.
545
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,445
I wish mom was here
to see this.
546
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:28,949
Well, Italy is basically
the same latitude as back home,
547
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,660
so we're pretty much
looking at the same sky.
548
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,205
So, she would have
seen most of this.
549
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,876
Salsacino-
Oh, uh, scusate.
550
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,669
- I'll leave you-
- No, no! Come look.
551
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,670
Come on.
552
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:42,721
Oh.
553
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,718
Oh, wow.
554
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,304
Imagine shining
so bright
555
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,766
that your light travels
through space like that.
556
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,642
Actually, a lot of the light
we see is from stars
557
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,269
that are likely already dead.
558
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,021
You know what?
559
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,733
I'll take the beauty
without the existential dread.
560
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,151
(laughing)
561
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:07,238
(phone vibrating)
562
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,240
Kyla:
Lucy, I have enormous news!
563
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,950
(gasping) Colonel Catfield
finally started
564
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,077
eating properly again!?
565
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,579
He did. I realized
I had to move the food dish
566
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,082
away from the litter box.
567
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,750
Reasonable.
But that's not it!
568
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,418
Janet's going to
use her air miles to
569
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,003
get us two tickets to Rome!
570
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,922
- You're coming to see me!?
- I'm coming to see you!
571
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:28,258
(both screaming)
572
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:38,520
♪
573
00:24:38,570 --> 00:24:43,120
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