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Ives, I'm sorry,
but listen, I...
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You knew Lena killed Frank,
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and you asked for
her help anyway,
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and now she's stolen Frankette!
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I did what I had
to do to save you.
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You would have done
the exact same thing!
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No, I would not! Frankette
was the last piece
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of fuckin' Frank
that I had left.
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And thanks to you, she's with
the person who murdered him!
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Ives, if there was literally
anything else I could've done,
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I would have!
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You chose to trust a
Luthor without telling me.
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What happened
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to all the "we need to
be honest with each other
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about everything" stuff?
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Okay, it wasn't like
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I had a lot of time
to make the decision!
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Your actual life
was on the line.
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It would have taken
two seconds, Harley.
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"Hey, Ivy, should I
trust this evil woman
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who killed your plant-son?"
"No." See how fast that was?
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Fine. At least we
agree on one thing.
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Lena is a fucking lunatic,
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and we need to fucking kill her!
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Who knows what she's gonna do
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now that she has control
of Brainiac's ship!
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Hey! Where are you going?
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I'm going to get Frankette
back and take care of Lena.
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Yes! Let's fucking go!
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No! Stop!
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You've done enough! I will
take care of it alone.
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Ivy, wait, listen! We
can talk about this!
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Shit!
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Dad, hi. Now is not the time
for your whatever bullshit
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that you think you're...
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Your mother is dead!
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Oh, my God! What happened?
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I'll tell you everything
when you get here.
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But get here quick.
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Bruce, I need to get to Lena.
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That makes two of us.
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Ugh... Shit!
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When she said she
needed some space,
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I didn't think she meant
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she was literally going
up to a spaceship.
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She was always so busy.
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I thought she was planning
galas and soirees and fetes,
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you know, female
billionaire stuff.
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You can just say,
"billionaire."
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Turns out she was sneaking
off to see some alien guy.
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And worst of all, I had
to find out via musical.
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Bruce, we gotta move
this along. Seriously.
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Maybe she's taking a
break from screen time.
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I'll just her up once more.
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Ugh. This fucking guy.
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Ugh!
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You're still here?
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I don't need you anymore.
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Stop it immediately.
You cannot do this.
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I can't?
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Well, would you
look at that? I can!
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Because I'm in charge, Brainy.
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You really screwed everything up
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with your depressive episode.
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And now that I've unscrewed it,
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I can get this
city bottle-ready.
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Oh, really? Well,
to that I say...
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Wrong finger, dumbass.
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Not on my planet.
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In fact, this is the most
offensive hand gesture
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in the entire galaxy
surrounding Colu.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
then up yours too.
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How dare you! Take that!
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Now to get back to...
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Bro, for fuck's sake!
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Take a hint.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, you know
what? That's enough.
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I'm starting to think our
relationship isn't going well.
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Do you have any advice?
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You and Harley are pretty solid.
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Well, actually, I'm pretty
pissed at Harley right now.
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She never thinks before she
does. And she kind of...
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Oh! Okay.
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Why does this keep
happening to me?
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I mess up all my relationships.
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Talia, Catwoman. and now, Lena.
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Well, you know, you have a type.
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- I like brunettes.
- Hey, Bruce,
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we got to move this
along. Focus, please.
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How do I get to Lena?
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You're a billionaire.
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You must have a
spaceship I could borrow.
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That's an offensive stereotype.
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Not all billionaires
have spaceships
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or unsuspended
licenses to fly them.
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This is fucking pointless.
This is pointless.
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That's
what Lena would say...
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...when we had
literally any conversation.
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It was such a good bit.
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What about the teleporter
in Lena's place?
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Good luck getting past
the security system
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I gave her for our
15-day anniversary.
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The intruder response
is devastating.
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Okay, Well...
how do I disable it?
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Enter the override code. Duh.
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What is the code, Bruce?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Come on. Oh,
buddy, bring it in.
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- It's okay.
- I set it myself.
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- Give me a second.
- Oh, my God.
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The code is
"BruceandLenaforever."
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because we were supposed
to be together forever.
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I miss her so much.
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Well, you're gonna
miss her a lot more
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when I'm done with her. And
also, you've got ice cream
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on your... like...
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You know what? Just take
a shower after this.
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Ah. Oh, Harleen,
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what took you so
long?
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Jesus Christ!
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- You cremated her already?
- Nah.
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These are the treats
for losing weight.
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Okay. What happened?
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How did she...
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Oh, honey... It was horrible!
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She went out to pick up
some of those, you know,
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vegan sausages.
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We've gone vegan these
past three months,
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and I got to tell
you, I feel great.
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I lost 12 pounds.
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Anyway, anyway...
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Some motherfucker
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left an uncontrolled
shopping cart train
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in the parking lot.
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Thirty carts knocked
right into her...
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...shoving her
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into the path of a
big-rig.
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Oh, my God! That is horrible!
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Yeah, well, I wish that
was the end of this.
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The big-rig dragged your
mother's body for six blocks,
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until it was dislodged
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right by that dog cafe.
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I couldn't even recognize
her face.
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Nick, honey, I'm in the tub.
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Oh, you disgusting
piece of shit.
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I should've known!
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No, no, no, no. You don't
want to go in there.
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My stomach is still getting
used to the vegan stuff
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and it smells like shit...
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Who are you talking to?
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- Mom?
- Harley, honey!
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I didn't know you
were coming to visit.
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Ah. It's a miracle!
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- Oh, hello, my dear.
- Okay.
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My name's Gail.
How can I help ya?
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Hi there!
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I am a friend of Lena's,
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uh, and she asked me
to check on the place
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while she's away.
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So I just wanted to get
in there and do my job.
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Oh, wow, you are
such a good friend.
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Ah. So I'll just go in there
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and make sure everything's okay.
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Oh, I'll just need you to sign
in before I let you through.
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Okay, so to sign in...
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I'm sorry, who... Who are you?
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I'm Gail!
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And signing in won't take
more than two seconds.
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We should just probably
move things along.
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Just 'cause I have another,
uh, sort of, urgent appointment
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right after this.
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- So I just...
- Oh?
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What is the
appointment for, hon?
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Uh, I'm getting my hair done.
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Ooh. That's so exciting.
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I used to be within spitting
distance of your hair color.
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- You're kidding!
- Now I'm snow on the roof,
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no fire in the oven. You know
what I'm saying?
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Wow, that's one way to put it.
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But now I'm
just old and invisible.
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Oh... I don't think that's...
You're not invisible.
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- I see ya.
- Oh, you're sweet.
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- It's just tough, you know...
- Is it?
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I'm all alone.
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Well, sometimes you have to
just, like, do things alone.
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Because the person you depend
on is like, you know...
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Can we just, like,
move the sign in along,
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you know, only just 'cause
I want to get in there
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- and do the thing?
- Almost there.
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I just need to open this up.
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Now let me see...
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I know how to do this.
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- Uh-huh.
- Swipe this part.
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Swipe...
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Oh, I... I think it is my
thumbprint? Or is it...
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Oh, it's a face thing. Ah.
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Oh, God. Okay.
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- Put my face up to it here...
- Yeah...
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- I can't remember if I smile...
- Smile's not gonna matter...
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Look at that. Even the computer
thinks I'm invisible.
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Uh... No, I think you just
need to hold it like this.
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Uh, Gail, can we please hurry?
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Absotootly!
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Oh, now, where
did I put my cheaters?
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Oh, Gail!
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You sick fucker!
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Honey, I can explain.
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All you've ever done is lie,
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make money off me, oh,
and try to kill me!
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And now you faked Mom's death?
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I only lied because I knew
you wouldn't believe me,
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on account of all the
lies I told before.
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Eat shit!
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I am out of here, and I am
never coming back ever again!
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I don't even know why
you wanted me here
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in the first place.
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Oh... It was so
I could do this!
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Oh, sorry, honey.
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I'm gonna need you to stay
a little longer.
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Oh, I think
they're right there.
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Oh, found my cheaters!
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They were on
my head the whole time!
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Now you just need
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to sign pages one
through seventeen...
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You know what? That's it!
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I'm not here
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to check in on the house.
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I'm actually breaking
in.
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- So...
- Oh, you're breaking in?
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Well, gosh, I hate to
put a damper on your day,
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but I sure can't allow
you to do that.
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I told you... I'm G.A.I.L.
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Uh...
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Geriatric Android
Interface Lady.
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Wait, you're the
security system!
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You betcha!
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Uh! Annoying old lady who
makes nonstop small talk
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and distracts you.
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That's actually
a genius security system.
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Oh, honey, I haven't even
begun to get annoying.
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Hey! What the fuck
are you doing?
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Let me go!
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No can do, sweetheart.
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Stupid Irish son of a bitch
just cost me 700 bucks.
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Dad, why are you doing this?
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Eh. Some lady paid
me a lot of money
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to keep you tied up
and out of Metropolis,
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away from your gal pal, Ivy.
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Lena! What does
she want with me?
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You know, she wanted
me to kill you?
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But I figured, why waste all
those perfectly good organs?
254
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,349
Wait, is Mom in on this, too?
255
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,184
Oh, of course not.
256
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,978
Jesus! You think I can't do
nothing without your mother?
257
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,980
I got a life of my own, Harleen.
258
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,333
- What are you...
- I've got hobbies.
259
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,525
I play online poker
260
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,153
and general scuttlebutt, eh?
261
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,156
Helper Boy for Nick Quinzel?
262
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,383
Yeah, that's me.
263
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,950
Hey, whoa,
264
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,161
you're the guy who helped me
mount my TV. Brian, right?
265
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,205
Seventy-five-inch flat
screen and sound bar.
266
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,332
Sweet starter
home-theater sitch.
267
00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,476
How's that working out for you?
268
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,602
Best way to watch Bosch.
269
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,877
No doubt, no doubt.
270
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,229
Didn't know you
were a surgeon, too.
271
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,506
Well, I've never
removed organs before.
272
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,525
I believe in you, son.
273
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,842
Ah, man, that means a lot.
274
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,053
So, who's psyched
for some surgery!
275
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,430
Now your dad didn't spring
for the anesthesia package?
276
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,723
In this economy?
277
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,810
So we're doing this,
Civil War style.
278
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,562
You have got to
be fucking kidding me!
279
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,233
Now hold your breath.
280
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,877
We have to slice open the
lungs to get to the kidney.
281
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,461
Pretty sure.
282
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,419
Stand still, dear.
This won't hurt...
283
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,795
much.
284
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,260
Oh, sweetheart, where'd you go?
285
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,513
Kind of rude to walk away
when someone's talking to you.
286
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,517
A teabag? What's that gonna do?
287
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,977
Oh, my. Okay.
288
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,860
Well, I knew I should
have switched to coffee.
289
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,142
Damn it! Where am I supposed
to enter the fucking code?
290
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,112
Okay...
291
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,825
- Okay, um...
- Oh, that tickles.
292
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,636
- You never get used to it.
- Uh, just... all right.
293
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,206
Whoopsie! That's not right.
294
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,585
You got two more chances,
hon, before blammo!
295
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,253
Ampersand. Okay,
ampersand. Hold on.
296
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,884
Wrong again, hon.
297
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,427
Uh! What am I missing?
298
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,012
Oh, Brucie.
299
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,472
- You didn't...
- But he did.
300
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,806
Oh, he used a "4" in "forever."
301
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,224
Okay, here, it's
the number four.
302
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,368
It's the number four. I
got it, got it, got it.
303
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,810
Got it!
304
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,146
Hooray! You did it!
305
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,441
I knew you could. I had
a good feeling about ya.
306
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,483
You got pluck!
307
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,527
Aw!
308
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,154
Bag of dicks.
309
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,414
Aw, man,
310
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,790
I forgot to charge the thing.
311
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,143
I'm just gonna have
to use the scalpel.
312
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,044
So this is your full-time gig?
313
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,420
Oh, you know, it is, actually.
314
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,172
Gives me flexibility
to work on my vlog.
315
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,983
Oh, shit. That's great.
316
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,967
Yeah. I watch episodes of SNL,
317
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,987
and point out what they
should have done differently.
318
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,596
Oh, that's terrific!
319
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,889
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
320
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,158
Um, which one is
the scalpel, again?
321
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,813
Someone asks for a scalpel?
322
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,082
Nothing against you, lady.
323
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,816
I have a reputation to maintain.
324
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,275
I'm a diamond status Helper Boy.
325
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,318
Ha!
326
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,404
Yeah? Well, you're
about to drop to gold!
327
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,700
Make sure
you give me five stars.
328
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,000
Oh, god damn it!
329
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,043
Aw, fuck! Shit!
330
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,045
Hey, G.A.I.L., unless
you can fix this machine,
331
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,588
you better stop following me.
332
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,049
You may have overridden my
security protocol, dear.
333
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,801
But you didn't think Lena Luthor
334
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,053
wouldn't have a
backup plan, did ya?
335
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,763
Hmm?
336
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,891
Oh, Ivy, Ivy, Ivy.
337
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,268
Trying to save the day
338
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,021
without your pale
gal pal, Harley?
339
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,856
I suppose if
I'm getting rid of her,
340
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,525
it's just cruel to
keep you around.
341
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,318
Automatons! Listen to me!
342
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,405
You do not have to
verbalize your commands.
343
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,532
Merely thinking
them is sufficient.
344
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,825
Oh, shut it, Brainy.
345
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,326
I'm having fun.
346
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,537
Something you
wouldn't understand.
347
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,123
I am a 13th-level intellect.
348
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,918
I understand everything,
including fun.
349
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,378
Oh, please.
350
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,589
You had control of
the entire world,
351
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,882
and instead of enjoying it,
352
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,134
you organized it
like a bookshelf.
353
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:26,514
But, this... Oh, this is
better than being on Molly.
354
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,016
Huh?
355
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,226
Molly was the name of my
favorite horse, as a child.
356
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,269
Hmm.
357
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,437
Automatons!
358
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,356
Destroy Ivy.
359
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,778
Ope, you have ten seconds
before the automatons get here.
360
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,073
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
361
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,953
Oh, that
was a little premature.
362
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,000
Ugh! Fuck a duck.
363
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,796
Ow!
364
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,106
- Now, that's a little rough.
- Okay, There's gotta be
365
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,340
a fucking way out of here.
366
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,977
Yoinks...
367
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,147
- Hello!
- Hmm.
368
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,525
Ow, ow, ow! Okay.
369
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,694
I should've called in
sick today. Am I right?
370
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,029
Because this does not feel good.
371
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,324
That's a wrap on G.A.I.L.!
372
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,289
You hired goons, too?
373
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,250
At time and a half? Fuck no!
374
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,043
We were sent by Lena Luthor.
375
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,170
She always has a backup plan.
376
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,007
Yeah! And you're
about to get Luthored!
377
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,509
Terrible catchphrase.
378
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,802
Oh, what would you know?
379
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,096
Your brother was the one
that was gooder with words.
380
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,514
Too bad he's dead.
381
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,558
Well, I would be, too,
if you had your way.
382
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,892
Hiya!
383
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,161
All the horrible
things you did to me,
384
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,687
and I... I just
keep coming back!
385
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,248
Because for some reason...
386
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,708
...I don't care what
you think about me,
387
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,543
which is ironic because
you never think about me.
388
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,860
And actually, Dad,
389
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,153
I am good at words
390
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,655
because I used "ironic"
correctly there.
391
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,538
This ends... now!
392
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,207
I am finally gonna tell you
what I've always wanted to say.
393
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,585
Dad, you are...
394
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,587
Dead?
395
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,011
I can't believe
he's gone. I mean...
396
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,846
I'm kind of waiting
for him to pop out
397
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,306
and tell me it's
a fake out again.
398
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,892
That's the kind of shitty
thing he'd do.
399
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,435
He would have
loved this funeral,
400
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,312
especially since
we got it so cheap
401
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,648
'cause the cemetery had
a cancelation today.
402
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,196
He was such a piece of
shit. Why am I so upset?
403
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,532
Honey, isn't it obvious?
Nick was a piece of shit!
404
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,494
He was a fucking lying,
cheating bastard,
405
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,372
and I fucking hated him every
second that he was alive!
406
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,665
But he was our piece of shit.
407
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,293
That's what family is, Harley.
408
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,254
Pieces of shit who
make life complicated,
409
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,631
but you love 'em anyway.
410
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,758
I wish I had told him
that one last time,
411
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,469
instead of telling him he
was a dickless waste of space
412
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,138
when he wouldn't change the
filters in the air purifier
413
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:16,101
even after I asked him 25
times to god damn do it!
414
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,269
I was so mad at him,
and now he's gone.
415
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,480
Ivy was so mad at
me when I left.
416
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,566
- If that bullet had hit me...
- I guess that's why they say
417
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,360
you should never go
to the grave angry.
418
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,445
Yeah, I gotta go,
Mom. I love you.
419
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,280
Where the hell are
you running off to?
420
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,449
We have a whole spread of
vegan lox back at the house.
421
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,452
I have to help the woman I love
kill the woman we both hate,
422
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,578
Lena Luthor.
423
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,122
Yeah, well, I'm coming with you.
424
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,707
- What?
- If it wasn't for that bitch,
425
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,251
my Nick wouldn't be six
feet under right now.
426
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,961
Fuck you and love you, honey.
427
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,462
I'm sure you're already hustling
428
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,172
those Irish bastards in hell.
429
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,133
Aw.
430
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,801
All right, let's go!
431
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,472
Almost done, Brainy.
Finishing touches.
432
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,475
You know what color my
brother really fucking hates?
433
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,104
Teal! All of Park
Ridge is now Teal Town.
434
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,480
Take that, Lex!
435
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,565
Lex?
436
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,150
And there's nothing
my brother hates
437
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,818
more than prime
commercial real estate
438
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,488
being wasted on curated
artisanal bullshit.
439
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,450
Well, here is a store
that only sells salt.
440
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,494
And this hideous building
is now my hideous building.
441
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,752
Ives, hi.
442
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,046
I know you're upset with me...
443
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,839
Harley, I... I don't...
444
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,342
- Oh. Hi, Sharon.
- Oh, hi, Ivy!
445
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,510
You're looking a little
extra green today.
446
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,780
- Is that a good thing or...
- It's not a bad thing.
447
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,848
Okay. I'm really sorry
that I asked Lena for...
448
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,141
- Harley...
- Listen, listen...
449
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,476
Lena tried to kill me!
450
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,227
Actually, she hired
my dad to kill me.
451
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,021
And then her goons
killed my dad!
452
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,065
Wait, what? Your dad died?
453
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,608
Yeah. For real this time.
454
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,109
Honey, are you okay?
455
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,778
Yes, I am now.
456
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,797
But when I was at his funeral,
I was just thinking, like...
457
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,365
Wha... What if
that bullet hit me,
458
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,408
and I died with you angry at me?
459
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,703
Babe, I may, in the
moment, be angry with you,
460
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:03,166
but there's never a moment
where I stop loving you.
461
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,709
Really?
462
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,479
Say that again 'cause I
want to remember it forever.
463
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,772
- I could...
- What's this?
464
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,214
The new Dean Koontz?
465
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,258
No, it's... it's...
it's Lena's journal.
466
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,553
I broke into her place to
try and get to the ship,
467
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,055
but she destroyed
the teleporter.
468
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,516
So, it's all just,
like, pictures of Lex
469
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,559
dying a painful death
in different ways.
470
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,229
Okay, Lena sucks, but she
gets points for imagination.
471
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,523
I mean, death by miniature
horse is kinda genius.
472
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,376
Yeah, she definitely has
a lot of issues with Lex.
473
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,418
It's like she's
obsessed with him.
474
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,069
Holy shit.
475
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,696
- That's it. Lex!
- Wait, what?
476
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,031
The only way you can
hate someone that much
477
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,991
is if you care about
what they think!
478
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,201
Even though she hates him,
479
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,994
Lena still craves
Lex's approval,
480
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,372
just like I did with my dad.
481
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,290
How could anyone
hate Lex Luthor?
482
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,459
I want to wax that head of his
483
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,253
until I can see
my coochie in it.
484
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,755
- Mom!
- What? I'm single now!
485
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,842
Yes, Lex is the coochie...
...is the key.
486
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,512
And if he can inspire
this kind of rage,
487
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,390
we could use him as
leverage to stop Lena
488
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,101
and whatever fucking nightmare
scenario she has planned.
489
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,561
- Right?
- Listen,
490
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,955
we have to go break
Lex out of prison, now!
491
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,440
Ooh, I wonder if Lex
got all freaky in prison
492
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,483
like those guys
on that show, Oz.
493
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,901
- Sharon...
- Mom! Jesus Christ!
494
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,612
- Stop talking!
- ...it's too much, too soon.
495
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,451
So, we'll be
going in the front,
496
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,286
backside or underneath?
497
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,955
Personally, I'm a rear
entry kind of gal.
498
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,790
Oh, my God, Mom! Dad just died!
499
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,667
Well, maybe I should
just stay in the car
500
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,128
'cause my only daughter thinks
I can't say anything right.
501
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,397
You know what,
Mom, you're right.
502
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,606
It is better that
you stay in the car.
503
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,174
You can be the
getaway driver, huh?
504
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,967
Aw, just like my honeymoon.
505
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,178
- Is this car a stick?
- No one drives a...
506
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,721
You know what? Goodbye.
507
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,685
Might as well relax a bit,
since I'm not wanted...
508
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,778
Mom, now
is not a good time!
509
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,714
I can't fix the fucking seat!
510
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,698
How do I get it up
again? Oh, boom.
511
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,700
I wasn't even trying
with that one.
512
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,702
Okay... There's a handle
on the bottom. Okay?
513
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,014
Just reach below the seat and
you should be able to find it.
514
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,498
Let me know when you...
515
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,808
Get out of my face,
you bird-faced pilgrim!
516
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709
Oh, uh,
okay. I got the handle.
517
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,879
Stretch down and slide
it forward or back.
518
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,799
- Whichever way you want it...
- Hmm, it's still flat, honey.
519
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,676
I feel like I'm
in a sarcophagus.
520
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,028
You need to get a better car.
521
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,220
This one's kind of boxy.
522
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,846
It's a lease, Mom.
523
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,974
Just used the little
switch on the right side.
524
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,727
It says Lex is right up there
in that cell on the left.
525
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,938
- I got it.
- I can't find the switch!
526
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,606
Is it my right or your right?
527
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,066
How can it be my right?
528
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,151
Shit! Lex isn't here.
529
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,295
- He's not here.
- Okay...
530
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,696
What the fuck? Where is he?
531
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,532
Bingo! I've got my eyes
on that sexy bald eagle.
532
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,825
Your mother's on it!
533
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,289
Mom!
Mom, are you okay?
534
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,543
Yep. I got him. And
I fixed the seats.
535
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,563
I don't know what kind
of living situation
536
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,880
you guys have in Metropolis,
537
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,841
but I'm gonna need a
humidifier in my room.
538
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,551
And I still have
those night terrors,
539
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,404
so I suggest you get a
very loud noise machine,
540
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,054
preferably ocean or
monkeys in the trees.
541
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,347
Is she staying with us?
542
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,849
No! I don't know.
543
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,535
Listen, right now we just
need to focus on Lena's...
544
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,393
Hol...
545
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,691
This is Metropolis?
546
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,027
Ugh, it's more barren than I am.
547
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,862
Oh, my God! We're too late!
548
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,780
Fuck! Lena did it.
549
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,658
The bitch actually
bottled the city.
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