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[MUSIC]

>> Okay, sweetie.

Take your time.

You're gonna hurt your knee as

well.

>> Yeah, cool.

>> All right.

I'm a little sore.

Are you sorry?

There you go.

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Are you doing okay?

>> Yeah, all things considered,

I feel pretty good.

>> You feel fine?

Do you have a headache maybe?

>> No, I feel pretty good.

>> I know you hit your head

really hard.

Maybe you're a little achy,

maybe you want some water?

>> No.

>> Well, maybe I could run a

bath for you.

I'd be really sore after

falling off the horse and stuff.

Yeah, yeah.

>> No, I'm okay.

I think I'll be fine, yeah.

>> What did you think you might

want for dinner?

You hungry?

>> Not really hungry right now,

maybe later.

>> I wonder.

I could probably make that

stomach scan.

I mean, maybe, yeah.

Okay.

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>> What the hell is going on?

>> Babe, calm down.

I can explain everything.

Why don't you just sit down?

>> Nick, stop doing that.

Stop doing what, dad?

>> Hey, I can explain

everything.

Just please take a seat.

>> I can hear you just fine

from here.

I don't need to sit down.

>> Well, we kinda had an

incident when we went to horseback

riding.

Nick had kind of fell off his

horse.

>> He fell off his horse, you

okay?

>> Well, it was pretty bad.

He, I was worried.

I took him to the hospital.

I told the doctor that my stepson

had hit his head.

It looked, he had a bomb, but

it was pretty bad.

They decided to do a CT scan.

And maybe, he has a mild level

brain injury.

>> Brain injury?

>> Something called sexy Tourette's

where, yeah, I've never heard

of it.

Where he basically, he'll have

sex with any female he has been

in contact with.

>> But it's like Tourette's, he's

not aware that he does it?

Is that what you're saying?

>> Yeah, he has no idea.

It's just a part of his brain

that deals with, I guess, sex.

Like intercourse, like it's

swollen.

The doctor really tried to

explain it to me with all these

big words, and

the good thing, there's a good

thing, it will heal itself.

>> How long?

>> That's the thing, they don't

know how long.

I tried to ask the doctor if it

was a week, a month.

But he said it just depends.

He doesn't know, it depends on

the swelling.

So I have a game plan.

>> Okay.

>> Obviously, he can't be out

and about.

There's other females out there.

So I thought he should just

stay here, stay at home, and I'll

take care of him.

And so he doesn't commit any

felonies or anything like that.

>> Take care of him.

>> Yeah, I'll just take care of

him.

There's no worries.

We just need to, until he heals,

this is kind of our norm right

now.

>> This is gonna be the norm?

>> Yeah.

>> I give every day this?

>> It's not his fault, this

happened.

This is just gonna be our norm

for a while.

>> Let's back this up a little

bit.

How does this even happen?

How did the accident happen?

>> Well, here we were riding

and.

>> This is gonna, I'm not gonna

lie, this is gonna take some

getting used to.

>> Well, so he fell off, we

were riding, the horse got

scared.

And. [SOUND]

>> I don't know, I'm gonna need

a minute to unpack all of this.

>> Let me just explain what

happened, okay?

[SOUND]

We were horseback riding and

the horse got scared.

And Nick fell off.

>> Okay, all right, that makes

sense, the horse got spooked,

he got thrown off and then.

>> Yeah, and he hit his head, I

don't know what he hit his head

on.

>> My god, he could have been

killed.

>> [SOUND]

>> That's what I'm saying, so,

he has a serious injury right

now, and this is.

>> And this is basically the

effects of the injuries.

>> Give me a minute.

>> [SOUND]

>> Yes, this is the result from

that, he has no idea that what

he's doing is.

What he's doing.

He's oblivious to it, so I

guess we just pretend we're

oblivious to it too.

We just ignore it, just go on

with our daily routine like

that's happened.

>> Yeah, we have to treat it as

normal, if we make it that it's

abnormal.

It could affect his healing.

>> Yeah.

>> You want him to heal, right?

>> Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah,

that's what.

Yeah, of course I want him to

get better.

>> We have to make sure we take

care of each other, we're a

family.

>> Okay, so.

>> [SOUND]

>> I know, it may take a bit to

get used to.

>> Is this like a rare thing

that happens?

Has this happened to many

people?

I mean, it's not even hard to

say.

>> I've never heard of it

either.

I told the doctor if it was, he

said it's very, very rare.

It's a part of the brain, and

it's just, we have to wait for

the swelling to go down.

>> That's the craziest thing I've

ever heard.

>> I've never heard of this,

ever.

>> So there's people that have

a head injury and wake up

speaking a different language

or something?

>> Exactly.

It's just the part of his brain

that he hit.

The doctor said though, it will

heal.

We just have to be patient.

>> We don't have any idea how

long.

Could be a week, could be a

year.

>> Yeah, he said it depends on

his brain and how it heals.

But I can take him in to get

checkups if he wants.

>> I mean, we can't take him to

the holidays like this or

company.

I mean, we can't take him home

public at all.

>> I know, he's going to have

to stay in here.

>> Do this all day?

>> Well, I'm not going to be

around all day.

>> Well, I'm not going to do

that for sure.

Jesus Christ.

I can't believe this.

>> I just, you know, we have to

stay positive.

>> Positive, okay.

I mean, yeah, we'll just stay

positive.

I'll just try to help out more

around the house and you can

just help Nick with his injury.

>> Yeah, it's just being here

for each other and we just kind

of have to see how this is

going to go.

Obviously, I've never dealt

with this before and Nick has

no idea.

>> All right, well, that being

said, I'm going to go to the

grocery store and I'll get some

groceries.

>> Perfect, you know, I wanted

to start dinner soon anyway.

So why don't you grab like some

carrots?

I was thinking about maybe like

a stew or something?

>> Stew, sugar pie or something.

>> Yeah, yeah, so I'll go get

that.

>> I'll figure it out.

>> Yeah, I love you.

>> I love you too.

>> This is going to be an

experience.

>> So I've been going over my

schedule and trying to clear

some stuff up.

And I was wondering how the --

how's beginning of the month

look for you?

>> It's pretty good.

I know that I do want to

schedule some stuff -- the

doctor's appointment is to keep

checking on Nick and his

progression.

>> Sure, sure.

>> So I was actually going to

call the doctor and see if we

can maybe schedule some stuff

to see how long it's going to

take.

I know it's just been like a

couple days, but it makes me

worry when it's lasting so long.

>> OK, because I was thinking

maybe we'll do something

beginning of the month, maybe

it feels up to take over a trip

or something.

It's not about something.

>> Yeah, maybe something that

we can --

>> Like a city or something.

>> Yeah, maybe just all three

of us.

I just want to be careful

because we're still injured.

>> No, no, no.

>> I just don't want them

around other females.

>> No, I understand.

I'm wearing that yesterday.

Are you going to go riding

again?

Why are you in the outfit?

>> Well, it was a doctor's

recommendation.

>> What do you mean?

>> Well, I'm trying to figure

out how to explain it.

Ah, OK.

Remember that movie "50 First

Dates" where the girl is

continuing her day over and

over of a brain injury.

>> Yeah, my brain injury.

>> Well, it's something -- it's

basically like that.

So he was basically reliving

that day over and the doctor

said that I should continue to

wear the same outfit until he

is healed up.

>> Every day.

Wow.

>> Every day.

That's what the doctor

recommended.

I, you know, doctor's orders.

I just, you know.

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>> You know what?

I'm going to go online and look

for hotels maybe.

Yeah, that's what I'll do.

>> Yeah, I think that's a great

idea.

Maybe we can just discuss --

remember it's completely -- we

have to make sure this is

completely normal, you know.

>> Yeah.

>> And, you know.

>> So you can do more.

>> Yeah, exactly.

>> Okay.

>> So all right.

So what do you think, a couple

of days or weekend?

>> Maybe a weekend would be

good.

If we can find a weekend where

we're having like a four-day

weekend would be great.

So we can have a nice long

vacation would be great.

>> Yeah.

>> What is your calendar look

like?

>> Well, we've got Columbus Day

coming up.

Right here.

I think we maybe set that in.

>> Yeah, I think that might be

-- and then maybe I can

schedule like his doctor's

appointment on like that Monday

so we can kind of get like a

normal one we should be doing,

you know.

>> Okay. So we'll take that

long weekend right there.

>> I just want to make sure

that like we go somewhere that's

a little like, you know,

excluded, I guess you'd say.

>> Well, that's a great idea.

Obviously we're going to drive,

right?

We're not going to be playing

with the line out, right?

>> No, that I think would be

really dangerous.

>> Okay. All right, cool.

>> I think we would know more

if we wanted to fly, if we like

made it until the whole doctor's

appointment and kind of see how

it progresses anyway.

>> Right. All right.

All right. So we'll do that. We'll

do that.

>> Maybe there's like we can go

to like --

>> I mean to me honestly it

really doesn't even matter.

There's a lot going on with you,

you know.

That'd be nice.

>> You know, we haven't had

some -- you can't be there.

Like me and you.

>> No, not at all.

I mean, I don't know how much

me time is going to happen.

>> I just, you know, think we

need to analyze everything and

where we're going to go and,

you know, with his injury and

stuff like that.

You know, make it a little

complicated.

>> No, we'll work around it.

>> Because I don't want to

leave him here by himself

either.

>> No, no, that goes without

saying.

I can only imagine.

What if like the maids come?

>> What if we all go to Bora Bora?

We're not there yet, Nick.

Okay. So I don't know, we're --

>> We can kind of see -- how

about, you know, I'll just call

the doctor today.

We can see.

>> Yeah, you can.

>> Obviously he's not getting

any better right now.

>> No.

>> I'm just worried like what

if we drove and we went to go

get gas?

And yeah.

>> You can't think this is too

much.

>> I'm super --

>> We can't overthink this.

Many things can happen.

If we worry about it --

>> I'm so worried.

>> We shouldn't be overthinking

it too much.

We're going to have to take

each day one by one.

Apparently this is going to be

the new normal, like you said.

>> I think that journaling idea

is really good, though.

>> Well, that's what I'm

thinking.

That way the doctor would have

something to base it off of and

we could sort of mark his

progress

as we go on, you know.

>> I kind of maybe see signs

and stuff like that.

I think that's a great idea.

Maybe I'll go get a journal

today.

>> You know, I think I should

go.

I'm going to --

>> No, stay.

>> No, why you got to go?

>> Yeah, stay.

What are you guys talking about?

Why do you want to go?

>> You know, sweetie, we were

talking about family vacation.

You know, thinking I'm taking a

trip.

>> Where are you guys going?

>> Oh, where would you want to

go?

>> Definitely Hawaii.

I'm dying to go to Hawaii.

>> We're thinking more like a

weekend trip, maybe like a big

beer or something like that.

>> We don't really want to fly.

Maybe something a little bit

more local.

>> Yeah, we should drive for

now.

>> Maybe camping?

>> Well, that's what I'm

thinking, you know.

Big beers, get the campsites up

there.

We could rent a boat maybe for

a couple days.

That would be nice.

>> Yeah, or maybe like we could

drive to like anywhere.

God. You know those areas way

better than that, too.

>> There's like Arrowhead.

There's all kinds of places up

there.

>> It would be nice to go for a

lake.

What do you think, sweetie?

>> I don't know.

I still want to go to Hawaii.

>> Hawaii's nice and all, but

it's more like a two-week trip.

You know, you don't want to go

to Hawaii just for a few days.

I was going to say, we could go

tubing or something, maybe go

jet skiing.

That would be fun.

I'll let you tell you what, I'm

going to see a wave on it.

>> That's a great idea.

You know, that would make a

vacation.

>> It wouldn't be very

expensive actually.

I could probably find something

on the internet, some sort of

deal.

Should I start book something

like that, you think?

>> Yeah, like see what kind of

like budgets are there.

You know, maybe the lake really

sounds good.

Maybe we can like --

>> We could get that little

cabin that we got the last time.

>> I love that cabin, though.

>> The little bar there.

>> Yeah.

>> How about someone more

tropical?

>> Tropical?

Ah, maybe too much.

>> Yeah, I think it's going to

be way too much, is it?

Well, I mean, it's more like a

weekend trip, maybe someplace

we could drive to.

Because we're not really -- it's

not a good time to fly right

now.

>> Yeah, and you know, this

airline is so expensive right

now.

>> Yeah, but look at the water

around the tropics.

It doesn't even look real.

It looks like it's like almost

turquoise.

Well, you know, I got an idea.

I mean, you know --

>> You know location like that.

>> Catalina.

Yeah, that's kind of -- it's

kind of like -- well, it's like

a -- you know.

>> Have you ever been here?

>> It's beautiful.

Have you been there?

The water's crystal clear.

You'd love it.

>> How far is Catalina?

>> Well, it's actually just a

26-mile ferry ride from Long

Island.

So it's right off the --

>> I feel like that would be

perfect.

It's something that we could

definitely look into if we want

--

you know, we want something

tropical.

>> Yeah, Nick's never been

there.

We haven't gone in so long.

>> It's been forever.

>> I know.

It's so nice to eat here.

>> You haven't had like actual

vacation.

God, it feels like years.

>> Yeah, well, I mean, we can

-- it'd be nice to do something

together as a family.

>> Yeah.

>> Definitely.

>> And you know, it's excluded,

so we can -- you know,

we all can just bond together

as a family.

>> It's been years.

I don't feel like I'm

conditioned for it anymore.

>> Hiking on vacation.

Who wants to do that?

>> Well, you know, it's -- it's

--

>> It's a good bonding.

>> Yeah, you know, I was just

trying to think of places where

we could go that are secluded.

>> Yeah.

>> Where there wouldn't be a

lot of people around.

>> We want to be in tune with

nature.

>> Yeah.

>> You know.

>> Kind of.

>> [Laughs]

>> Wait for us to just be with

the three of us by ourselves,

you know,

maybe not around so many people.

>> Yeah, we really wanted to be

just us.

And, you know, Bond is a family,

and like, the hiking is, like,

really good to like --

for natureing, we can maybe --

>> I want to look at that.

I want to look at the rooms

they have in Catalina.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. So let's agree.

We'll do that today.

>> Maybe like --

>> We could still like to wave-run

in Catalina.

Keep that in mind.

>> What about that place that

we went to before?

>> Which one?

>> Ah, sweetie, you've never

been there.

>> This is when we -- it was

just me and your father.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, when we used to

just do our own thing.

Right?

>> Yes, okay.

>> Hmm.

>> I guess we've gone to many

places.

>> We have gone to many places.

>> What about somewhere in

Mexico, like Cancun?

>> Well --

>> It's not that far.

It's only, like, a five-hour

plane ride, and it's so

beautiful.

>> Well, like --

>> The plan, though.

>> Yeah.

>> The flight of Carmen.

You could go to Tulum.

Go see the Pyramids of Chichen

Itza.

It would be so fun.

>> Sounds like a very big trip

to do in just four days, Sam.

>> Three, four days.

I'm just trying to keep it to a

minimum.

Maybe, like your mom said,

flying is really not a good

idea right now.

>> Yeah, I think we should wait

until the prices are a little

bit lower.

We can have, like, really plan

it out.

>> So I think your father's

right.

I think --

>> It's a quick little trip

down Cali and maybe up to Big

Bear I think would probably be

best.

>> And if we're going to do a

long trip like that, that has

to be, like --

we want to do, like, weeks.

Like, at least two.

>> I would probably -- honestly,

I would probably get a travel

agent for that,

because I don't want to have

the same problems we had last

time.

>> I completely forgot about

that.

>> Yeah. We get there.

The car rental's not ready for

us.

We don't have the right room

and the whole thing.

>> Remember they -- we had to

wait for our room.

>> Yeah, because they only had

one bed.

>> Yeah.

>> Which I guess -- well,

anyways, yeah, I would book a

--

go to a travel agency I think.

>> This is a small trip.

I really like the hiking idea.

>> Yeah. No, I think --

>> Son is boring to me.

He wants to go on a hike.

>> You know, walking with the

sun rising or sunset, it's just

so beautiful.

>> Oh, sure, man.

I took a trip and done that and

too long.

Too long. So it's settled then.

We'll do Catalina?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> Fine, Catalina it is.

>> Perfect.

>> All right.

>> We're good.

I'm going to go ahead and book

that right now then.

>> Perfect.

>> Yeah. So are you hungry?

Do you want me to make you

breakfast?

>> Yeah, that would be great.

I would love to have some

breakfast.

>> All right.

Eggs are making good?

>> Might be.

>> All right.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's going on?

>> So I know this situation has

been a little different.

I always say, stressful.

I thought we could have some

you and me time.

>> Sure thing.

>> Okay. I'm going to eat this.

>> Hey doc.

Hey Mo. How's it going?

>> Hey Nick.

How's it going buddy?

>> Pretty good.

>> Honey, could you pass me my

book please?

>> Yes, sweetie.

>> You reading anything

interesting?

>> Not yet.

>> It's just the same old.

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This is what you guys usually

do at night? It seems so boring.

Well...

It's not always just quiet.

Yeah. It's just...

How we like to relax, I guess.

Peaceful read, bed at night.

Only read a...

A chapter at night. So it's not

so bad.

Okay.

Okay.

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Oh...

So honey, do you...

Do you have a chance to wash my

shirts?

Your shirts for tomorrow?

Um...

Yeah, I actually think that I

finished the laundry today.

I think they were actually in

the laundry.

So... Yeah, they should be

ready for you.

Did you need them for tomorrow?

Um...

Well, yeah, I should probably

put them on hangers at least.

They're not wrinkle.

Yeah, I... I think...

That was the one thing I didn't

get to today was holding the

laundry.

Okay, no worries.

So they're probably in there if

you want.

I would definitely recommend

you like making sure you grab

them and hang them up.

Um...

I think I'm going to get a bath.

Because you don't want

something to get wrinkled.

Were you able to do my laundry?

Yes, your laundry was done.

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(laugh)

(sigh)

I want to make sure that we lay

your clothes out for tomorrow.

Maybe plan a day.

Yeah.

Um...

Some food delivery. Maybe we'll

have like...

Yeah, we can maybe get delivery

or something like that.

Maybe like a game night?

Yeah, it sounds like fun.

Sounds like a great idea.

Yeah.

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Um, sweetie did you find your

shirts?

I did, thank you.

They weren't too wrinkled.

Okay, perfect.

I think I'm running the detergent

though.

Did you put it on the list?

No, I didn't.

I want to make sure you put it

on the list so that maybe like

tomorrow or maybe the following

day I would like to have the

list all available.

Do we have fabric softener as

well?

Oh, you know what?

That would explain why the

clothes are a little wrinkled.

Yeah, that needs to be put on

the list too.

Especially with the, you know,

NYX clothes and you make sure

that they're nice and soft.

Yeah, sure.

Got a lot on the list as well.

I actually don't want the, like,

your shirt, the fabrics of your

shirt to get ruined either.

Because like the color can fade.

Yeah.

You know, I'm just going to

leave the laundry to you

because every time I do it, I

end up shrinking something or

fading colors.

You remember that last time you

tried to do laundry?

Well, my wife's turned out pink.

Yeah.

That was so funny.

That was perfect. You know?

Pink could be your color.

Yeah, you will.

The guys in the office gotta

kick out of it.

(Door opening)

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You know, Nick, before you go

to bed, make sure you grab your

laundry as well and you can

fold them and put those, put

them away.

No problem.

Well speaking of which, Nick,

did you do your chores?

Of course.

You took the trash out?

Yeah.

And I washed the dishes.

And I cleaned the dining room.

Oh, nice.

Is your room clean?

Yeah. Crystal.

I just don't like when you,

like, throw your socks

everywhere.

No, I even organized my laundry

for you to do with black and

whites.

I'm not going to lie, I, I like

this new Nick.

(Door opening)

Woo!

(Door closing)

(Door opening)

I also set the table for

tomorrow, for tomorrow's lunch

too.

Perfect.

You know, maybe we could, um,

have a picnic.

Sorry, that would be pretty

cool.

Let's just be really nice out.

So, stuff we can, uh, get nice,

get the picnic basket and, like,

have, like, some sandwiches and

stuff like that.

Not sure.

Right?

Think that would be cool with

that?

I think so. You know, we can,

we have a nice beautiful

backyard, the flowers are blooming

right now.

Saw some, like, hummingbirds

kind of going around. I think

it would be great to have, like,

a nice little picnic.

Fitness sounds pretty cool.

(Loud eating sounds)

Are you reading anything right

now?

No. I just had my phone read to

me.

You know, it's really important

to read that just how the phone

read.

Oh, that's so boring.

We have to limit those

electronics every once in a

while.

Why? They assist me in my day-to-day

functions.

Oh.

We don't wanna be dependent on

them.

I can't see, I can't see a

world where I don't have all my

electronics to help me do

everything.

(Loud eating sounds)

(Loud eating sounds)

Uh, I still have to make a

doctor's appointment for you as

well.

Oh, you didn't do that yet?

Yeah, it's really important I

go.

I know.

It'll be the first thing I do

in the morning.

It's really important. Please

don't forget.

I won't.

I know what I'm doing.

I trust you.

(Loud eating sounds)

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(Loud eating sounds)

You need to make sure your dad's

making a list for groceries and

stuff as well if I need to go

to the market. So you wanna

make sure that at one point you

put what you need at the

grocery store as well.

Yeah, no problem.

What are you guys talking about?

Uh, we're talking about the

grocery list and making sure

that he puts what he needs on

the list so that he can go

grocery shopping.

Okay.

Cause you added the uh...

I did, I just added the longer

detergent pythabasol from the

US for you.

Cause it puts in the...

Well, it detergents it up into

the sink.

And it just washes right out of

there.

You're amazing. Thank you.

Yeah, I noticed we ran low on

that as well.

Yeah, I like to put on the list

now so I can get it tomorrow so

that yeah, if we run out I don't

have to like scramble for it.

Uh, Maynik we're talking about

having a picnic tomorrow. Did

you want to join us?

Oh, you know I would, but I'm

supposed to take a car to get

it small.

Okay.

I noticed some of the like, the

yard and the flowers were blooming

so well. There was like hummingbirds

all around.

It would be nice if we got some

outdoor in our schedule for

tomorrow.

No, no. That sounds good. You

guys should do it. Don't let me

hold you up.

Did you still want me to make

you a sandwich though?

Like maybe to go?

Yeah, that would be nice

actually.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, since it's getting a bit

colder we have to get out

tomorrow.

Yeah, make sure your stuff is

all laid out. So you don't have

to worry about it tomorrow

morning.

Okay.

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Whoa, what the fuck?

Why is my stepmom in front of

me naked?

Why is my dick out?

What the fuck?

Why is my daddy here?

What's going on?

What the fuck?

- He's home, Chef.

- I think he's, yeah.

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- My pleasure. - My pleasure.

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