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Thank you for coming.
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I'm here with President Zel--
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Volodym--
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Zeddy--
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President Ukraine,
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we call him.
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And I’ve stopped
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a lot of wars,
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the biggest,
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and I'm gonna stop this.
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If I may,
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Mr. President,
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this is not war of Russia
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United States.
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This is war of Russia
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Ukraine.
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And we must be at the table.
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When Putin--
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I'm gonna stop you there.
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He's very nasty to Putin,
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isn't he?
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And Putin's a great guy.
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But listen to him.
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He’s very nasty.
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And you should
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be thankful.
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You have to say thank you.
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I did say thank you.
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I thank American people.
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But you didn't thank me.
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And you have to thank me.
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I thank American people.
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You don't dress nice.
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You don’t have a tie.
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You dress like it's gym day,
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quite frankly.
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And it's rude.
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You look like a millennial
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going to Starbucks.
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You got no
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buttons.
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It’s a little too comfortable.
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You have to say thank you.
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We have a thing in America
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called manners.
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Yes, I said thank--
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Shut up!
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You're a nasty man.
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Shut up and use your manners.
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I said thank you.
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Shut up! You're rude.
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No manners.
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You have to say thank you.
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When I met with Putin
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I said thank you,
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I said it beautifully.
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I said,
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thank you so much.
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I said,
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I love you.
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And I shook his hand
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and I bowed
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and I licked his boot
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and he said,
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it’s not shiny enough.
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And I said, thank you.
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And I licked it again
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and I made it so shiny,
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I really did.
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Yes, but I am not
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bootlicker--
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I’m not a bootlicker.
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Too good to lick a boot.
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And that's why you're losing,
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quite frankly.
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You don't have
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the cards.
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I'm not playing cards,
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Mr. President.
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This is war--
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You’re not playing cards
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‘cause you don't have the cards.
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‘Cause I have the cards.
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I have them right here.
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Look.
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Pick a card,
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any card.
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Mr. President, I don't want--
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Don't be rude!
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Pick a card!
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Now, show them
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the card.
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And show me the card.
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It's the Queen of Hearts.
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That's not how you play.
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Was that your card?
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But Mr. President--
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Was that your card or not?
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Yes, it is card, but--
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Then say thank you.
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But it was not good trick.
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You're rude.
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You're playing with another
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World War Two.
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World War Two: Two.
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Give that back
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to me.
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‘Cause it’s a Trump card.
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Without us, you don’t
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have any cards.
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And you're rude.
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And war is no place
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for rudeness.
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You can't deal with a madman
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so I'm gonna go
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deal with Putin
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‘cause he's much easier
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to get along with,
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let me tell you.
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I can't wait to
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get back home
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where it's not so,
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how you say,
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aggressive.
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