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♪ ♪
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[shattering glass]
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Boy In White Shirt: That guy's
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as queer as a three dollar bill.
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Boy In Green Shirt: Yeah, let's teach him a lesson.
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Boy In White Shirt: Yeah! (laughing)
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(peppy rock music)
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Boy In Blue Shirt: Jason Potts is such a fag.
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Smear the queer, it never gets old.
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Dark-haired Boy: I'm telling you dude, Mike Holts is a fag.
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Dark Blond Boy: What about Steve Schultz?
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You see how he prances around in gym class.
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Dark-haired Boy: Yeah, you're right.
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Dude, Steve Schultz could use a good ass-kicking
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for the fag way he plays basketball.
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Curtis: No one's name going on the wall today.
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Dark-haired Boy: Principal Banks,
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we didn't see you there sir.
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Dark Blond Boy: Wait, you're not gonna
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paint over this wall, are you?
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Curtis: Oh, sure am.
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Dark Blond Boy: But this wall is like
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a Smythe High School institution.
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Dark-haired Boy: Yeah, painting over this wall
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would be like destroying town records.
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At least let me take a picture of it.
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Curtis: Pass the word on.
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Anybody starting a new list gets suspended.
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Dark Blond Boy: Oh, dude!
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Jason: I swear every time I go home it's like
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walking into a Tennessee Williams play or something.
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Paul: (laughing) Well, you are the gay son,
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and your brother Frank is the alcoholic,
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and you mother is the drama queen,
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and your sister is a bit of a kook at times.
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Jason: I wish my Dad was still around.
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Paul: Hey, come here.
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Hey, come here.
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Do you remember the first time that you took me home
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to Smythe, and I was asleep in the guest bedroom
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and it was like five o'clock in the morning,
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and your Dad came in and he shook me awake.
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And he said um ...
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Jason: He said, "If you can't fish- Paul: "And you can't fish,
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Jason: "then you can't date my son." Paul: "then you can't date my son."
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Jason: He meant it, too.
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If you hadn't caught one he would have
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put you straight on the plank.
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Paul: (laughs) I have no doubt!
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Listen, you just need to go home,
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you need to get Frank into rehab and see your Mama,
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and you come back home on Sunday, okay?
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Jason: Okay. Paul: And Jason?
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Paul: When you get home to Tennessee,
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you need to tell your mother about our good news.
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Jason: Oh, she's gonna flip out.
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She already hates that I live here.
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If she finds out that I interviewed in London,
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she's gonna have a heart attack.
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Paul: Right, she's not gonna throw a parade for you
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or anything like that but you gotta tell her at some point.
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Jason: Can't I just send her a postcard when we get there?
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Paul: Uh huh, yeah.
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Jason: Like a picture of the queen or something.
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Paul: No, she don't need a picture of the queen,
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she's got plenty of pictures of you.
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Jason: Oh, you bitch!
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(happy music and whistling)
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Jason: Wow, the town looks exactly the same as I remember.
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I'm gonna need a drink after this.
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I think I'm gonna go to Jack's Bar tonight.
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Ruth: Well, Reverend Gray thinks this intervention
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might go on for several hours.
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Might even take all weekend.
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Jason: Really?
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Ruth: Yeah, Mom thinks this will be difficult.
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Jason: I guess I didn't realize
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Frank had that much of a problem.
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Well you know, growing up in this family
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it's understandable why somebody would drink.
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Rebecca: Oh, here they are!
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Oh, the prodigal son returns!
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Frank: No, stop.
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Jason: Are we doing this now?
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Jack: Yes, if you need a moment
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to freshen up this is the time to do so.
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Jason: I'm okay, are you ready?
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Jack: A few ground rules.
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Only one person at a time may speak,
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I don't want any crosstalk or ganging up.
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Everybody in this room loves you,
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your mother wants what's best for you.
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Your Uncle Pete's here to lend support.
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Your sister, her husband, and your brother.
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Let's all just take a deep breath in.
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And release.
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Several people have written statements
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they'd like to read to you.
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Ruth, I believe we agreed that you would go first.
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Ruth: Jason, your niece and nephews miss you.
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They need you to move back home and be a full-time uncle.
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Jason: Thanks, Ruth.
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Ruth: I'm sure you've had fun in New York
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but it is time for you to settle down.
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Smythe has one of the best libraries
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in the state of Tennessee.
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I know you will enjoy working there.
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(whispers) Was that good?
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Rebecca: (whispers) It was good.
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Jason: Are we getting off track here?
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Jack: Pete?
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Pete: When I was a young man I went off to Asia
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and saw all sorts of things, had adventures.
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But I settled down near the family.
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Jason: First of all, Uncle Pete, you were drafted.
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It's not like you were out having adventures.
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And secondly, what does any of this
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have to do with Frank being an alcoholic?
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Frank: See this is where it gets good!
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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Rebecca: Oh, oh of course you're not, son.
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Everybody has a cocktail before dinner.
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Jason: Mom- Rebecca: It's only normal.
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Jason: Mom, you called me last week in tears
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begging me to come home for an intervention for Frank.
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Rebecca: Oh, oh but we are having an intervention, Jason.
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It's for you!
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Roy: We think it's time you move back
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from New York, back home to Tennessee.
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Rebecca: Ethel Hemingway is retiring from the library
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and I've already talked to the Mayor,
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the job is yours if you want it!
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Jason: Oh, no, no.
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Rebecca: That is not even half of the good news.
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Ethel is putting her house on the market
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and moving to Florida.
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Can you imagine?
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You'd be three houses down from me
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and right across the street from Ruth and Roy!
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Frank: Yeah, and Mom even made me move back
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into my old room upstairs for you.
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Jason: Okay, Mom?
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Me and Paul are thinking about moving to London.
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I've already interviewed for a job there.
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Rebecca: Why didn't you tell us?
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I'm so happy for you! (laughing)
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Jason: You are?
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Rebecca: Well yes, I mean London's only 30 minutes away.
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It's right across Highway 8, and they have
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the cutest little town square.
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You know, back when your father and I were dating-
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Jason: Mom, Mom, Mom!
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London, England.
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Rebecca: Why would you want to do that?
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It's so far away!
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Ruth: I've got to be honest.
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I'm a little offended that you don't want to move back home.
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Is this about the gay thing?
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Because Smythe has changed a lot
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since you were in high school.
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Jason: Oh, I'm sure it has.
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Rebecca: No, it has, son.
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Over at the junior college in my drama class,
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we got one or two of the gays-
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Roy: We got a gay that works in the
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county hospital up in radiology, I think.
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At least I think he's gay, he's got that look, you know.
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Jack: We just hired a new organist.
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He's just like you, a homosexual.
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Frank: Yeah, and there's that lesbian couple
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that lives on Highway 8, no one messes with them.
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Roy: Your sister and I were in Memphis last weekend
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and we picked you up this gay newspaper.
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It's got all types of information
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for people like you and Paul.
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Ruth: We drove around town and counted seven gay bars!
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Roy: They have this map and we circled where the bars are.
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Ruth: Downtown Memphis has an arts district!
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Gallery shops, a museum, I know Paul would love that!
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Jack: You and Paul can drive into Memphis for the weekend
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and it would be as if you never left New York.
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Roy: They have a gay film festival every fall.
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Ruth: And a gay parade!
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Rebecca: Now what time shall I tell Ethel
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to expect you, come by and look at the house?
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(screaming)
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Well, he didn't say no!
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Dewayne: I don't know what to say, Preacher.
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Joe: Say yes, Dewayne, say yes.
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Dewayne: Yes, absolutely, yes!
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Amy and I we were just discussing
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this very subject last night.
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Joe: Amy would make a wonderful first lady of Smythe.
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She's already had a marvelous impact
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on the young people in our church.
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And Dewayne, you'd make a commanding mayor.
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Dewayne: Thank you, Preacher, thank you.
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Joe: What this city needs is a strong moral leader,
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one who will stand up for us Christians
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in this 21st century.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Mayor Clark's a decent man.
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He brought jobs to the city, kept the mill from closing,
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but we need a mayor who will concentrate
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on morality as well as jobs.
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Dewayne: Do you really think that I can
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beat him in next year's election?
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Joe: (laughs) I've talked to some
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pretty deep pockets here at the church.
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They're ready to line up and back your candidacy.
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They've been impressed by your work on the city council.
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You've been a strong moral leader.
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Now's the time to step up to the next level.
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Dewayne: I'm ready.
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I'm ready to fight the good fight.
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Joe: Good, now what we need is an issue to run on,
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something that will fire people up, something of importance.
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Dewayne: I think your hair looks great!
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Amy: Thanks honey, why don't you get us a couple beers?
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I'll find a table.
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Dewayne: Oh, say hi to Chris.
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Chris, how are you?
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Chris: Hi, man.
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Dewayne: How's the family?
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Chris: Well, I got me- Dewayne: Excuse me.
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Dewayne: Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there.
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Oh my goodness, are you all right?
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Jason Potts?
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I didn't know you were back in town.
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Well, what brings you home, is your mother okay?
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Jason: Yeah, actually.
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Dewayne: Jackie, two beers please.
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Jason: I'm just here for a short visit.
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Dewayne: Still having a gay old time up in New York?
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Oh sweetie, I want to introduce you to someone.
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Honey, this is an old high school friend of mine.
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Jason Potts, I want you to meet my wife, Amy.
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Jason: Nice to meet you.
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Amy: Nice to meet you!
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Are you alone?
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Because we have a table in the back if you want to join us.
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Dewayne: Oh yes, please, come join us, that would be great.
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You can tell us all about your life
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up in New York City with your gay lover.
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Amy: There's a gay person at the bar?
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Does Jackie know?
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Dewayne: Yes, Jackie knows everything's all right.
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Jason's okay, he knows how to act when he's in town.
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He knows how things are.
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Curtis: Jason, hey man, thanks for calling!
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Jason: Hey, Curtis. Curtis: Great to see you man!
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Curtis: Dewayne, Amy, hey.
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Dewayne: Hey Curtis, you know if there's anything you need
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at the high school, anything at all,
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don't hesitate to call, you know?
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I'm a friend on the city council.
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Curtis: Thanks, Dewayne.
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Amy: He's gay!
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Dewayne: So I guess I'll let you two catch up?
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Curtis: Mm hmm.
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Dewayne: Jason, so very good seeing you again.
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Please tell your mother that Amy and I say hello.
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Jason: It was so nice to see you both, really.
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Curtis: Principal Butler died with his boots on.
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It was in the middle of summer school
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and he was chewing out some kids
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for loitering in the parking lot when bam,
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he dropped dead of a heart attack.
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Jason: No way.
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Curtis: Yeah, Mayor bumped me up to principal.
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Jason: So, how's it going?
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Curtis: Everyone's supportive, pulling together.
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I finally got rid of that smear the queer wall.
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Jason: You didn't.
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Curtis: Yes, I did.
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Jason: Well, on behalf of me and
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everyone else on that wall, thank you.
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Curtis: You know, I would like to start some sort of
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gay/straight student alliance at the school.
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Jason: Good luck with that.
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I mean, that's not gonna go over very well.
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Curtis: Yeah, no doubt.
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So, how long are you in town for?
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Jason: Just till Sunday.
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Curtis: Well, the next time you're in town
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it'd be great to have you come talk to the students.
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I know we have several closeted kids
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who could use a role model.
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Let them see gay men do graduate
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and go on to bigger and better things.
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Jason: I mean, surely things have gotten
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somewhat better for them, right?
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Curtis: Well, things have changed in the world
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and the kids see that on TV and the internet.
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But Smythe is still Smythe.
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Being gay is the worst possible thing to be.
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Jason: Listen, next time I come in town, let's set that up.
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I'll do it.
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Curtis: Good.
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Jason: You have time for another beer?
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Curtis: Yeah, let me call Lucy
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and let her know we're gonna stay for another round.
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Jason: Yeah, all right, I gotta pee, I'll be right back.
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Curtis: All right.
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Man In Gray Shirt: What the hell?
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Jason: Please, I didn't do it.
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Man In Blue Shirt: Don't look at me, I'm not a fag.
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Man In Baseball Cap: Hey, it's Frank Potts'
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gay brother from New York City!
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Jason: I'm his only brother.
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Man In Gray Shirt: This isn't some New York gay bar, okay?
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Jason: Oh really, cuz I thought I was in Chelsea.
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Man In Gray Shirt: That kind of attitude is gonna get you
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in trouble around here if you're not careful.
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Is that all you fags do in New York?
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We don't tolerate that kind of bullshit here in Smythe.
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Jason: Hey what, hey let me go!
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Hey, let me go, guys!
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Hey, what the hell, guys?
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Man In Baseball Cap: This doesn't concern you, boy.
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Go sit down!
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Curtis: Fuck you.
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Dewayne: Break it up right now!
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Let Jason Potts go, let him go!
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Man In Gray Shirt: Mr. Cotton, he grabbed my ass twice.
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Jason: No I didn't, these guys
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grabbed his ass and they set me up.
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Man In Checked Shirt: Damn liar!
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Man In Baseball Cap: Hey, we're not the fags here.
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Dewayne: Hey, hey, hey!
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Everyone calm down right now, okay?
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Now Jason, I know you're only here for a short time
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and I'm sure that your mother would like
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to see as much as she could of you.
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Jason: Yeah well, we're gonna finish
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our beers first and then we'll leave.
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Curtis: Oh no, let's just go.
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Man In Blue Shirt: Yeah, you do that!
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Dewayne: Guys, guys, guys, come on now!
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This is not the 1990's, all right?
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You can't just grab somebody, take them outside
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and beat the shit out of them!
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Man In Gray Shirt: Yeah, would you rather become a gay bar?
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Dewayne: No, of course not!
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But come on, we gotta think, all right?
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We gotta use our heads here!
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Now, why didn't you just wait outside for him
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a couple doors down and then when he walks by, BAM!
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You jump him then, you kick him, you hit him!
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Huh, let's use our noggins!
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How do I look?
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Jason: You know I've been coming here since I was 17,
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never had anything like that happen before.
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Curtis: Yeah well, things are changing in Smythe,
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Tennessee too, not necessarily for the better.
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That's why I want you to come and address the school.
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Let them see a healthy, successful gay man!
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Jason: Thanks, Curtis.
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Curtis: Hey, you're welcome, man.
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Jason: Good to see you.
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Curtis: Good to see you, too, look, be careful.
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Jason: All right.
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(sneaky music)
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Hey baby, listen, how would you feel about moving to Smythe?
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(laughs) No wait, listen, hear me out, okay?
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(door creaks)
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Rebecca: Lunch is ready!
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Fried chicken, tater salad, come on!
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Roy: Wash your hands before you go sit down.
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Jason: I'd like to continue the conversation
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that we started yesterday.
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This won't take long.
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So, last night I talked to Paul and we agreed
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to seriously consider moving back to Smythe.
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Rebecca: Oh son, you've made me so happy!
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Jason: Here's the thing.
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I need to know that Smythe has really changed.
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I need to know that Paul and I are gonna be safe here.
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Ruth: Of course you'll be safe here.
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Smythe is a different town.
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Jason: Just to be sure, I want to throw a gay pride parade.
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Rebecca: That's no problem!
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We'll gather the kids together right after lunch,
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we'll march them all the way down
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to Oak Street, to the corner and back!
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Ruth: And then we can come back
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and have ice cream to celebrate their moving home!
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Jason: No, no no no no no no.
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I want to throw a parade down Main Street!
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Ruth: Jason look, a few things have changed
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in the last few years but you've got to be realistic.
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The city council is not going to approve a parade like that.
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Frank: Yeah, there's probably gonna be
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a safety issue or something.
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Ruth: Yeah.
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Jason: Oh, so yesterday, y'all made Smythe out
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to be the Fire Island of the south.
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And today, you're singing a different tune.
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Rebecca: What do you want from us exactly?
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Jason: I checked the website.
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The city council meets on Monday.
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Now I've already pushed my flight back.
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I'm gonna go before the city council
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and present my idea for the first Smythe gay pride parade,
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and all I want is for my family to be supportive of me.
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Rebecca: I can do that!
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Frank: Yeah, we'll go.
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Maybe the conservative members
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of the council will be sick that day.
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Roy: The kids are seated at the table.
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Rebecca: I think I'm too excited to eat, come on!
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Roy: Did I miss something?
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Ruth: (laughing) Jason actually might move home!
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Roy: Oh, really?
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That's great news!
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Ruth: Oh, I feel so much better knowing he's here
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to take care of Mom once we move to Nashville.
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Roy: Me too, me too.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Jason: Hello?
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Paul: Hey baby, I'm just checking in with you.
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Jason: I am filling out the parade permit right now.
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Paul: Are you sure about this?
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Jason: Don't worry, there is not a chance in hell
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that the city council is gonna pass this.
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But just to be sure, I'm gonna lay it on so thick
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that they might just run me out of town.
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Paul: Hey look, be careful!
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Jason: I will, don't worry, it's foolproof really.
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The TV and the newspaper will be there
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and they'll run a story on me,
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a gay man with a supportive family,
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you know it might just give the closeted kids some hope.
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Paul: And you family doesn't know anything about this?
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Jason: No, not at all.
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They think that I really want to do this.
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I can be pretty sneaky when I want to be.
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Paul: Oh, I know.
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I still have rope burns on my ankle
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Jason: Oh, gotta go.
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Jason: I gotta pour some more gas on the fire, okay?
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Paul: Hey listen, be safe!
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Jason: Okay, I love you.
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Dewayne: Oh, these are great!
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(knock on door)
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Come in!
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Jason: Hey Dewayne, you got a minute?
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Dewayne: Oh Jason, I am very busy right now.
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Jason: Yeah, real quick, I just wanted
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to say thanks for everything you did the other night.
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Dewayne: Well, I was glad to help stop the trouble.
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I've got a city council meeting, so ...
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Jason: Yeah, that's kind of why I came by.
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I was filling out this permit and I plan
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on going before the council today,
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and I was just wondering if you could
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look it over and see if I did everything okay.
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Dewayne: What business do you have
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coming before the city council, Jason?
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Jason: I want to throw a gay pride parade here in Smythe,
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right down Main Street.
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Dewayne: Uh, I'm sorry, what?
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Jason: I figure it can be a homecoming
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for all the gays and lesbians from Smythe.
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Remember Matt Johnson and Clyde Barksdale?
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Those are just a couple of guys from our class
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that we could call back and they could bring their boyfriends.
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Dewayne: Let me see this!
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Jason: I didn't really know how many people
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would show up so I just sort of estimated.
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Dewayne: A thousand homosexuals marching down
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Main Street, are you out of your mind, Jason?
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Jason: So, did I fill everything out okay?
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Dewayne: Jason, I'm very busy right now.
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I will see you at the council meeting.
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Jason: Okay, thanks, thanks for your time.
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Dewayne: Hey, Preacher?
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This is Dewayne Cotton.
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I mean he was so smug!
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You know, I can't believe that Jason
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would pull this sort of bullcrap, pardon me.
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You know what else?
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Last Saturday night, he got into some sort
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of trouble down at Jack's Bar, in the bathroom.
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(intercom beeps)
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Sarah: Reverend Barns?
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Joe: Yes, Sarah?
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Sarah: Rev. Webster is here to see you.
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Joe: Send him right in.
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Lamar, good of you to come over so quickly!
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Lamar: Morning, Joe.
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Joe: Dewayne, you remember Rev. Webster?
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Dewayne: Yes, good to see you, Reverend.
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Lamar: Dewayne.
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Joe: Dewayne, fill him in.
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Dewayne: I was in my office not 30 minutes ago
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when Jason Potts walks in and acts like he owns the place.
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Joe: Oh Lamar, Jonathan Potts, lawyer,
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seven or eight years ago he was killed in a plane crash.
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His son Jason is homosexual and lives in New York.
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Lamar: Their family goes to the Presbyterian church.
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Joe: That's right, Dewayne?
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Dewayne: So Jason comes in, tells me that
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he wants to have a gay pride parade down Main Street
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and that he's gonna approach city council this afternoon.
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Lamar: You've got to be kidding me!
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Dewayne: No sir, I wish this were a joke.
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Lamar: Well, thank you for the advance warning.
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We'll put a stop to this nonsense.
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00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:05,457
In fact, I'll call Shirley Jackson,
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make sure she votes against this queer parade.
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00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:13,698
Joe: Lamar, that was my first thought as well.
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00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:17,736
But I've had a few more minutes to consider our predicament.
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00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,172
Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to quash this parade.
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00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,077
Sarah?
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00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:28,546
Why don't you call Fatty Pigs, order a tray of sandwiches,
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00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,616
there are gonna be three of us plus Shirley Jackson,
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00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,552
and we'll need some hot coffee and cold drinks.
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00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,823
Mayor: All right, the motion passes unanimously.
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The city of Smythe will extend the road from Highway 8
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into the mill, and the city will pay all costs.
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Charles: Thank, Mr. Mayor.
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00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,732
Thank you members of the city council.
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Mayor: Thank you, Charles.
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We appreciate everything that your company has done
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00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:54,272
to expand the mill's operations.
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00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,874
Charles: I must return to Atlanta.
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00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,443
If you have any followup questions please get with Roger.
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Thank you.
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00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:03,515
Mayor: I believe that concludes our business for today.
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Dewayne: Actually Mr. Mayor, there's one item
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00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,452
that was added a few hours ago.
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00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:12,290
Mayor: Oh, Jason Potts wishes to address the council.
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00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:16,361
Welcome home, Mr. Potts, what have you got for us today?
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00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,596
Jason: Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
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00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,032
It is lovely to be back in Smythe.
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00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:22,700
What I would like to bring before the
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00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:27,038
council today is my parade permit.
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00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:31,376
What I want to do is throw a gay pride parade,
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00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:34,279
right here on Main Street!
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00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:39,851
I envision dykes on bikes, drag queens on floats,
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00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:46,157
gays and lesbians marching together waving the flag,
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00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:49,627
holding hands, marching down Main Street!
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00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,863
I love a parade
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00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,834
Oh, let's see, there would be leather daddies with paddles,
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00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:59,637
go-go boys in cages, I could get some transgenders
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00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:02,307
sent from Memphis, a whole busload of them.
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00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,410
Let's see, we could have bears and twinks,
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00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:11,116
and everybody united together in delicious decadence!
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00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:17,689
Mayor: Does anybody have any questions for Mr. Potts?
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00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,557
Dewayne: Yes, I have a question.
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00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:27,565
Is there a theme for the parade?
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00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:33,505
Jason: A theme, well yeah, let's see.
554
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:39,144
Oh, how about All My Queer Children
555
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:43,148
or One Gay Life To Live. - No.
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00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:49,821
Oh, how about Gays Of Our Lives or Balloon Knots Landing.
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00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:52,824
I know several gay soap stars in New York.
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00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,759
If I could get one of them to be
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00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,895
the grand marshal of the parade,
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00:29:56,928 --> 00:30:00,665
that would bring national media attention right here
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00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:03,201
to Smythe and it would show the whole country
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00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:08,740
how open and affirming you all are to all queer people.
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00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,308
Mayor: The council, please cast your
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vote on whether or not to have a
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00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:16,214
gay pride parade on Main Street in November.
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00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:18,550
Man With Blue Shirt: No!
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00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:19,484
Woman With Scarf: No.
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00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:20,952
Woman With Short Red Hair: Yes!
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00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:21,719
Shirley: Yes.
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00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,488
(apprehensive music)
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00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:43,575
Dewayne: Yes.
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00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,444
Mayor: Motion passes, meeting adjourned.
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00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:47,912
Frank: [Holy crap], man!
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00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,616
Rebecca: You did it, son!
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00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,084
Paul: You did what?
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00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:56,888
Jason: I never thought in a million years it was gonna pass.
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00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,790
Paul: You flew down there to get your brother into rehab
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00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,592
and you end up being in charge of the first ever
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00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:03,328
gay pride parade in Bumfuck, Tennessee, Jason?
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00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,532
Walk me through how that happened exactly.
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00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:10,335
Jason: I know, right, it doesn't make any sense.
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00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:13,204
It's like I fell down the rabbit hole.
583
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:14,839
It's like everything that I thought
584
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,507
was gonna happen, none of it turned-
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00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,209
Paul: Okay, then what are you gonna do about it?
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00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,711
Jason: I don't know!
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00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,747
I work in a fucking library.
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00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,416
I tell people to shut up all day long.
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00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:30,555
What do I know about getting people riled up for a parade?
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00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,857
Paul: Well, you've got about three months to figure it out.
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00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:35,526
Jason: I've got three months to figure my way out of it.
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00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,531
You are such a bitch.
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00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,935
See what it's like to die.
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00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,539
(cell phone ringing)
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00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,779
Paul: Hey Jason, hey baby?
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00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:56,247
It's the library of London calling.
597
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:59,183
Jason, hey Jason, hey hey hey hey!
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00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,818
Hey baby, London's calling, baby!
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00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,053
London's calling!
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00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,122
Jason: No, it's too early for the [clash].
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00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:07,525
Paul: No baby, it's the fucking royal library of London.
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00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:10,295
Jason Oh, shit!
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00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:11,162
Hello?
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00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:16,701
No, hey Mr. Richards, no no no, I've been awake for a while.
605
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,970
Yeah, yeah?
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00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,639
Of course I'll take the job.
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00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,244
Okay, October 20th, yes.
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00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:30,281
Just send me an email with all the details.
609
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,785
All right, great, thank you!
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00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,090
Paul: This is so wonderful!
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00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,693
Jason: I gotta cancel the parade in Smythe.
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00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,561
Can't be in both places at once.
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00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,029
Paul: Nope!
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00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:52,370
See, the universe has a way of working things out!
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00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,678
Joe: So how was everything at school today, Jeff?
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00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,181
Jeff: Fine sir, just fine.
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00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:06,818
Dewayne: Jeff, if one of your classmates had cancer,
618
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:09,120
you'd want them to get treatment, right?
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00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,155
Jeff: Yes sir, of course.
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00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,457
Is someone sick?
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00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,058
Joe: There's a sickness at your school,
622
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:16,260
there's a sickness in the community.
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00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,563
Fortunately there's a cure, but first
624
00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:23,167
we have to know who needs it and who doesn't.
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00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:24,769
Jeff: I don't understand.
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00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:29,006
Dewayne: Jeff, let me tell you a story about Luke Jennings.
627
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,708
He was a year ahead of me in high school,
628
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,578
good guy, played football, ran track.
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00:33:33,611 --> 00:33:36,047
He went off to college, got mixed up
630
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,016
with the wrong crowd and caught AIDS.
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00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,652
He never saw 21.
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00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,588
Jeff: Does someone at school have AIDS?
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00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:44,889
Joe: Well, we hope not.
634
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:47,225
But Luke Jennings was a member of this church.
635
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:49,460
I was his preacher and I didn't know
636
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,829
he had run afoul of the homosexual
637
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,765
lifestyle while he was in high school.
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00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,435
Dewayne: See, if the Preacher had known Luke's problem,
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00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:59,036
he probably could have got Luke the help he needed
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00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:02,740
before he went down the wrong path in life.
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00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,176
Jeff: I'm not gay, I don't have AIDS!
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00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,245
Joe: (laughs) No one's saying that, Jeff!
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00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,647
Dewayne: Jeff, it might be hard to understand
644
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,550
but for the good of your classmates
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00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:15,453
that are struggling with the homosexual sin,
646
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:19,457
we would like you to ask your principal to gather
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00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:22,193
those gay students to march in the gay pride parade.
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00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,594
Jeff: Why?
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00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:25,263
Dewayne: Well Jeff, when the students march,
650
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,698
the Preacher can identify who needs help,
651
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,534
and then that way he can go to the families
652
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,270
and the healing process can begin.
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00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:37,408
Surely you don't want any of your classmates to catch AIDS.
654
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,410
Jeff: No sir, of course not.
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00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:42,747
Joe: You did such a fine job in the church play last spring,
656
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,682
I'm sure you'd have no trouble convincing
657
00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:46,617
Principal Banks that you're a concerned,
658
00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:50,621
questioning student who might be homosexual.
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00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,324
Jeff: I guess I can try.
660
00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:55,693
Dewayne: Jeff, this has to be our secret.
661
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,128
You can't tell anyone.
662
00:34:57,161 --> 00:35:00,431
You can't tell any of your friends what you are doing.
663
00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,133
Jeff: Yes sir, I can do it.
664
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,901
Joe: God bless you, Jeff!
665
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,269
Dewayne: I told you Preacher, you can count on
666
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,672
Jeff Jones to do the right thing.
667
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,175
Jason: I'm late, love you.
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00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:14,111
Paul: Jason, Jason, hey hey hey!
669
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:16,747
And what are you gonna do today?
670
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,783
Jason: Pick up that DVD from the bookstore?
671
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:21,452
Paul: It is Friday, you said that you
672
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:24,355
were gonna contact him by Friday.
673
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:26,691
Jason: Okay, I'll call Dewayne today,
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00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:28,593
tell him can't do the parade.
675
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:32,129
Either find someone else to do it or just cancel it, okay?
676
00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:36,334
Paul: Oh, and do get that DVD,
677
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,002
we have all weekend to watch it.
678
00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,203
Man With Beard: I'm curious as to why
679
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:40,638
the two of you voted for the gay pride parade
680
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,274
at Monday's city council meeting.
681
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,843
Dewayne: Jason Potts and I were good friends in high school.
682
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:49,213
His mother and my mother are really good friends.
683
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,283
I was also afraid that no one else would
684
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,118
vote for his proposal and I didn't want him
685
00:35:54,151 --> 00:35:56,854
to feel like the whole town was against him
686
00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,158
just because he's a homosexual.
687
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:02,059
Man With Beard: Have you received any negative feedback?
688
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:02,827
Shirley: No.
689
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,429
Dewayne: None at all.
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00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:06,731
Man With Beard: Thanks.
691
00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:07,965
Dewayne: Thank you.
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00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,369
Have a great day!
693
00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:18,743
Shirley: You can't believe
694
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:22,146
the hateful phone calls I've had in the last few days.
695
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,581
Dewayne: These aren't Christmas cards,
696
00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,917
and let me read you this one
697
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:30,087
I found particularly interesting, "Dear Faggot Lover,
698
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,489
"Do you own a bible?
699
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,991
"This country was founded on Christian values.
700
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,860
"You and your ilk will never be happy
701
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,062
"until you elect Barney Frank president.
702
00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:41,699
"P.S. Go to Russia if you hate freedom so much.
703
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,268
"P.S.S. You are gay."
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00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,536
Shirley: Who sent that?
705
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:48,072
Dewayne: It' not signed, none of them are.
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00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,574
Shirley: I don't think I can make it another three months.
707
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:51,008
Dewayne: I know what you mean.
708
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,311
Intercom: Dewayne, you've got a call on line three.
709
00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,112
It's Jason Potts from New York.
710
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,149
Dewayne: Hey Jason, I got you on
711
00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:00,184
speaker phone here with Shirley Jackson.
712
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,186
Jason: Oh good, I first want to thank you both
713
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,255
for voting in favor of the parade.
714
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,656
Dewayne: Well, we just thought we were
715
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,359
doing what was best for Smythe, Jason.
716
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:11,729
Jason: Well, that's great but I've got some bad news.
717
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:15,733
I've taken a job in London and I start October 20th.
718
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,034
Dewayne: What's the problem?
719
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,803
London's 30 minutes away on Highway 8, Jason.
720
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:22,039
Jason: I'm moving to London, England, Europe.
721
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,075
I'm just torn up about the parade.
722
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:25,543
Maybe you can organize it or something.
723
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,579
Dewayne: Jason, why don't we move it to
724
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,382
October 1st, the first Saturday.
725
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,150
The city calendar's open.
726
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,086
Jason: No no no, I couldn't ask you to move the parade.
727
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,554
Shirley: We'll be happy to do it!
728
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,723
Dewayne: The weather's better, it's better for everyone.
729
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,391
Shirley: Have you gotten your soap star yet?
730
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:41,859
Jason: No.
731
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:44,328
Shirley: You better hurry, only seven weeks to go.
732
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,331
Dewayne: Consider this a done deal, Jason, October 1st.
733
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,466
Jason: Wait a second, just listen to me.
734
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,835
Dewayne: Nope, goodbye Jason, thanks.
735
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,237
Shirley: I think I can make it another seven weeks.
736
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,272
Dewayne: Yes, yes indeed.
737
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:59,076
The Lord has a way of making things right.
738
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:03,214
Curtis: Jeff, it is okay, you are not alone.
739
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:04,682
I've already had five students come by
740
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,450
my office wanting to march in the parade.
741
00:38:06,484 --> 00:38:07,852
We're gonna do it!
742
00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:08,986
Jeff: There are others like me?
743
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,454
Curtis: Yeah!
744
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:15,159
Listen, I want you to know that my office is a safe zone.
745
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:16,694
Jeff: I'm scared.
746
00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:18,195
Curtis: It's okay.
747
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,465
We're gonna form a gay/straight alliance.
748
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:24,635
We have got to move this school into the 21st century,
749
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,038
or at least into the late 1990's.
750
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,808
Jason: The subway was packed tonight.
751
00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,476
Paul: Baby, dinner's almost ready.
752
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,111
How was your day?
753
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,915
Jason?
754
00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,520
Baby, how was your day?
755
00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,693
Jason: I called Dewayne, told him
756
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,594
I couldn't do the parade in November.
757
00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,565
Paul: How did he take it?
758
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Jason: He moved it to October 1st.
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00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:04,809
Paul: What?
760
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,844
Jason: It's like the city council
761
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is hell bent on me having this parade.
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00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,082
Paul: Well, then you gonna have to call them
763
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,717
on Monday and tell them there's no way
764
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:16,554
you can throw a gay pride parade in two months, baby!
765
00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:18,756
In some cities it takes like a year to plan the parade
766
00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:20,791
and even some of those don't turn out so well.
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00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,594
Jason: You know I just want to give
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the high school kids some hope.
769
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,365
Something I never had.
770
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,837
(cell phone ringing)
771
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,976
Speaking of high school ...
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00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,478
What's up, Curtis?
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00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:41,879
Curtis: Hey, Jason.
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00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,848
Just want to let you know I've had six students
775
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,349
since the council meeting ask me
776
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,518
to form a gay/straight student group.
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00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,019
Jason: Are you serious?
778
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,155
Curtis: We're marching in the parade.
779
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,757
Had a kid from the Baptist church
780
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:54,792
in my office this afternoon asking for help.
781
00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:56,227
You have really made a change here
782
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,063
at the school, probably the whole town.
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00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,631
Jason: I don't know what to say!
784
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:02,666
Curtis: Hey, what's the date?
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00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,536
Jason: October 1st.
786
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,404
Listen, Paul just put dinner on the table.
787
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,006
Can I call you in the morning?
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00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,809
Curtis: Sounds good.
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00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:13,811
Jason: Okay, okay thanks.
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00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:22,286
I guess I better find 76 trombones!
791
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:32,196
I mean, it doesn't have to be a big parade, right?
792
00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:35,132
Just a few people marching down Main Street.
793
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:40,304
Curtis said the high school kids really want to come out.
794
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:43,240
I mean this could be really big for them.
795
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:47,711
Not only for the kids but for the adults as well.
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00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:52,483
Paul: Okay.
797
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:54,785
Okay.
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00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,188
I'm gonna help you.
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Jason: Yeah.
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00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,057
Paul: And we are gonna make this the best
801
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:05,696
gay pride parade that Smythe, Tennessee has ever seen.
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00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:07,364
Jason: Yeah?
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00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,603
Joe: [Eigbruce] will let us put a camera on the roof.
804
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:15,573
We'll be able to film everyone who marches by.
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00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:17,074
Dewayne: That's great, now you know that
806
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,776
the parade's gonna line up in Forest Alley, right?
807
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,477
We need to get somebody in Gene Hodge's
808
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,446
hardware store, second floor window.
809
00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:23,881
Joe: Good idea!
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00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,449
Dewayne: Myself, Shirley Jackson, we're gonna be
811
00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:27,985
on the ground taking notes on everyone who marches.
812
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:29,353
Joe: I estimate there gonna be
813
00:41:29,386 --> 00:41:31,355
50 people marching in this parade.
814
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:32,623
Dewayne: That many?
815
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,525
Joe: Better to be over estimating than under.
816
00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:36,660
Dewayne: True Preacher, true.
817
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:38,762
Hey, let me buy you a barbecue sandwich over at Fatty Pig's.
818
00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:40,297
Jack: Joe, you got a minute?
819
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,666
Joe: Dewayne, why don't you go pick us out a table.
820
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,802
I won't be long.
821
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:47,538
Dewayne: Great, good day, Reverend.
822
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,173
Jack: Joe, I been trying to get
823
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:50,941
in touch with you for a week or so.
824
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,209
I want to talk to you about the new
825
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:55,012
Meals on Wheels program we're trying to start.
826
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,181
I want to get all the churches involved.
827
00:41:57,214 --> 00:42:00,050
Joe: You Presbyterians have all the good ideas.
828
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:01,318
I want to help.
829
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,020
I really do want to help and we will help.
830
00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:05,956
But right now I'm focused on another project.
831
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:08,692
So, why don't you call me after October 1st.
832
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:10,261
Jack: We're in the planning stage right now.
833
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:12,463
The more input we have the better the outreach.
834
00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:15,232
Joe: Sorry, my plate is full at this moment.
835
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,168
We'll work together soon!
836
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:23,540
Jason: Hey Mark, this is Jason Potts from Smythe.
837
00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:25,542
I know it sounds crazy but I'm trying
838
00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:28,212
to organize a gay pride parade back home.
839
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:29,847
So, if you could give me a call back
840
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,749
and I could give you some more details.
841
00:42:31,782 --> 00:42:33,584
Thank you.
842
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:35,986
Rebecca: We told Jason that we
843
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,822
would be supportive of his parade.
844
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:43,160
So, I think we should pick a soap opera family to go as.
845
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,496
Now I've narrowed it down to five families.
846
00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:48,299
There's the Ewings, the Carringtons, the Horton's,
847
00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:50,834
the Snyder's, and the evil Cassadine's.
848
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,603
Roy: Rebecca, I don't know who these people are.
849
00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,638
Rebecca: Oh, well let me give you a quick history.
850
00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:57,207
You see, Miss Ellie and Jock Ewing,
851
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,376
Ruth: Mom!
852
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,011
Ruth: Why don't we just wear cowboy hats
853
00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:03,447
and go as the Ewing's, that's pretty simple.
854
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,815
Rebecca: Oh, okay.
855
00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:07,351
But I thought since it was a gay pride parade
856
00:43:07,384 --> 00:43:09,053
perhaps going as the Carrington's
857
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,089
from Dynasty might be more appropriate.
858
00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,792
Ruth: Fine, we can go as the Carrington's.
859
00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:16,293
Roy: Glad this is settled.
860
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:17,428
I gotta get back to the hospital.
861
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:18,896
Ruth: I gotta pick up the kids.
862
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:22,199
Rebecca: Of course, there is all this farmland around us
863
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:24,201
so going as the Snyder's might be kind of fun!
864
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,638
Ruth: Mom, who do you want us to dress up as?
865
00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:30,407
We'll go as whatever family you want us to.
866
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,209
Rebecca: Oh, I don't care.
867
00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:34,178
It's whatever you want to do.
868
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,347
Ruth: Fine, let's just vote on either
869
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,815
the Ewing's or the Carrington's.
870
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:40,017
Frank: You could go as Sue Ellen
871
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:43,821
since you like to kick back with a cocktail and get drunk.
872
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:45,823
Frank: I'm sorry, what was that?
873
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:46,991
Ruth: Oh, he's just kidding with you.
874
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:47,891
Frank: No, Uncle Pete, do you actually
875
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,126
think that I'm an alcoholic?
876
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:51,195
Pete: Well, if the bottle fits.
877
00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:53,063
Frank: Mom, that's what you told Jason
878
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:55,199
to get him down here a few weeks ago.
879
00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:59,236
He thought that I had a drinking problem.
880
00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:01,472
Do you all think that I'm a drunk?
881
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:03,407
Rebecca: Oh now son, your father
882
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,776
would have a drink before dinner.
883
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,411
Ruth: A drink, not a bottle.
884
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:08,946
Roy: You know I can get you some pamphlets
885
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,748
from the hospital on treatments and everything.
886
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:12,383
Frank: Okay well, if you don't mind
887
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:16,687
I got a big day to be hungover for tomorrow, so ...
888
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,489
I'm not an alcoholic!
889
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,192
Rebecca: It's settled then!
890
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,862
We're going as the Ewing's!
891
00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:29,133
Jason: So, with the whole soap opera thing,
892
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:33,303
we thought that you would be the perfect choice
893
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:37,307
to be the grand marshal in the Smythe gay pride parade.
894
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,243
Paul: It would be huge if you publicly
895
00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:41,478
came out and rode on the float.
896
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,381
Soap Opera Actor: Get out.
897
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,250
Jason: Excuse me?
898
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:48,352
Soap Opera Actor: Get out now!
899
00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:50,020
Jason: Your character's just so popular
900
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,156
that of course you were are first choice
901
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:57,728
to be the grand marshal in our gay pride parade.
902
00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:01,298
Claude: Of course I'll do it!
903
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,033
Paul: Hey! (laughing)
904
00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,268
Jason: Thank you so much!
905
00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:06,036
Claude: I can't wait to ride down Fifth Avenue
906
00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:10,240
in a convertible, waving at thousands and thousands of fans!
907
00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:12,810
Jason: That's the thing.
908
00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:17,081
We're not with the New York pride parade,
909
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,316
our parade is in Tennessee.
910
00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:21,085
Claude: Tennessee?
911
00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:25,689
Well, it's one thing to go off Broadway but Tennessee?
912
00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:27,591
Jason: You have a lot of fans in Tennessee.
913
00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:31,095
Claude: At my age I can't be too choosy, right?
914
00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:32,963
Hell, I'll do it!
915
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:34,932
It's gonna be fun getting out,
916
00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:37,501
traveling a little bit, meeting with fans.
917
00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:42,339
I tell you boys, you made this old man very, very happy.
918
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:49,847
Jason: Claude? Paul: Claude?
919
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,449
Dewayne: Listen Jason, I'm a little concerned.
920
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,184
I'm looking at your website right now
921
00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:56,453
and you don't have very many people signed up yet.
922
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:58,388
You do know that this is two weeks away.
923
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,457
Jason: Dewayne, do you know how hard it is
924
00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:03,293
to plan a parade in only six weeks?
925
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:06,263
Dewayne: Yeah, but I just figured with your background
926
00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:09,700
that planning a parade would be easy as pie.
927
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:11,602
Jason: With my background?
928
00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:14,438
Dewayne: Yeah, you know being gay and all that.
929
00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:16,740
I mean don't you all love to dress up
930
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:17,741
and march around the streets of New York?
931
00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:20,344
Jason: Yes Dewayne, that's exactly what we do.
932
00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,713
In fact, I'm wearing a dress right now.
933
00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:25,716
Every day at about four p.m. we all march down my street.
934
00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,785
Dewayne: Well okay, then what's the problem?
935
00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:30,220
I mean you said that you were gonna get
936
00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:32,089
a lot of people to come back to Smythe.
937
00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:32,923
You said that you were gonna get
938
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:35,192
some big soap opera star to come.
939
00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,161
Jason: Look, I've been calling people
940
00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:40,297
and sending out emails all day every day.
941
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:41,732
You know, getting gay people to commit
942
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:44,034
to something, it's like herding kittens.
943
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,302
Dewayne: I also see that you've got
944
00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:49,039
a small group marching from the high school.
945
00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:51,375
Do you know how many, know their names?
946
00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:53,143
Jason: Curtis told me about five or six.
947
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:55,312
I don't know their names.
948
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,681
Dewayne: Okay well, good.
949
00:46:57,714 --> 00:46:59,516
Thanks, buddy!
950
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,985
Listen, I don't have to tell you.
951
00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:03,954
You've got two weeks to get this thing organized.
952
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,056
I've got a committee meeting to get to so I've got to run
953
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:08,759
but good luck, if you need anything give me a shout.
954
00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:12,663
Jason: Oh I sure will Dewayne, thanks for calling.
955
00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:14,498
Prick.
956
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,467
Dewayne: Preacher, this just might be the
957
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,037
puniest parade this town has ever seen.
958
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,306
Joe: Well, we can't have too many, 50 tops.
959
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:25,142
We can't have this town overrun with homosexuals.
960
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,677
Dewayne: I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
961
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:30,280
So far he's got a small group marching from the high school,
962
00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:34,051
he's got some people from PFLAG, whatever that is,
963
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:37,287
his family's marching, oh and get this.
964
00:47:37,321 --> 00:47:40,023
Reverend Gray from the Presbyterian church is gonna march.
965
00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:44,328
Joe: He is so misguided.
966
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,297
Well, tell me about this DVD you received in the mail.
967
00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:49,333
Dewayne: Yes, it's right here.
968
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,302
A friend of mine from Texas sent me that.
969
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:54,404
Now my thought was after the parade
970
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,306
we could round up all the gay kids,
971
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,308
bring them into the church with their families
972
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:01,979
and then we can play this for them.
973
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:05,282
Jeremiah: Is your son going to hell?
974
00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:08,452
He is if he's a homosexual.
975
00:48:08,485 --> 00:48:11,588
(mystical music)
976
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:14,758
Hello, I'm Jeremiah Faulkner, founder
977
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:16,927
and executive director of Camp Nineveh.
978
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,096
As I'm sure you remember, Nineveh was
979
00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:23,300
a wicked, wicked city in the time of Jonah.
980
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:26,003
God was gonna destroy the city until the
981
00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:29,006
people repented and accepted the word
982
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:32,509
of the Lord into their hearts.
983
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:36,179
Here at Camp Nineveh, we want your son to repent
984
00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:38,815
from his homosexual sin and accept the word
985
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:42,653
of Jesus Christ into his heart.
986
00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:46,123
Sure, maybe you've tried other ex-gay minitries
987
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:49,359
and 12-step programs to help cure your son.
988
00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:52,129
Most of those places are merely a hotbed
989
00:48:52,162 --> 00:48:54,932
for Timmy and Tommy to fall in love,
990
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:57,367
run off to Canada and get married.
991
00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:59,603
Or, later you find out that the
992
00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:03,807
camp director was a closeted homosexual.
993
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,043
Not here at Camp Nineveh.
994
00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:08,712
With our stringent three-month program,
995
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:11,048
we will provide the tools your son needs
996
00:49:11,081 --> 00:49:15,652
to lead a manly Christian lifestyle.
997
00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:20,557
We'll teach your son how to change the oil in his car.
998
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,734
We'll teach your son how to play football.
999
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,669
Go deep, boys!
1000
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,740
We do have an arts and crafts
1001
00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:40,043
program but it's biblically-based.
1002
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:42,346
Bobby, what you been working on today?
1003
00:49:42,379 --> 00:49:44,281
Bobby: Well I made a popsicle rendition
1004
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:47,250
of the Tower of Babel after God destroyed it.
1005
00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:48,685
Take a look!
1006
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,053
Jeremiah: Well, that's nice.
1007
00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:52,189
Bobby: Thank you. Jeremiah: That's real nice. Bobby: Thank you.
1008
00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:54,458
Jeremiah: That is really nice.
1009
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:55,292
Bobby: Thank you.
1010
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,460
Jeremiah: You're welcome.
1011
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,028
That is really, really nice.
1012
00:49:58,061 --> 00:49:58,962
Bobby: Thank-
1013
00:49:58,995 --> 00:50:00,330
Jeremiah: But most importantly,
1014
00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:01,999
we'll teach you son that there is
1015
00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:05,135
a cure to the homosexual affliction.
1016
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:08,572
Here at Camp Nineveh we practice the three C's,
1017
00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:15,212
classroom, counseling, and conversion therapy.
1018
00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,913
Saturday is movie night.
1019
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:18,648
We watch a good wholesome movie
1020
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,751
with strong American values.
1021
00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:23,220
All right men, what are we gonna watch tonight?
1022
00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:24,921
Man In Blue-checked Shirt: Stalag 17.
1023
00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:26,189
Blond Boy: The Great Escape.
1024
00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:27,124
Man With Red Hair: Victory.
1025
00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:28,592
Man In Yellow Vest: Von Ryan's Express.
1026
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,694
All: Oh! Von Ryan's Express!
1027
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:33,196
Jeremiah: All right, Sergeant Baker's dozen it is then!
1028
00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:36,433
You boys love your WW Two movies!
1029
00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:40,137
When your son graduates from our program
1030
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,639
he will receive a bible and a map
1031
00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:45,475
to the city where he will live.
1032
00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:47,411
We will black out the forbidden zones
1033
00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:49,379
in the city your son will live.
1034
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:51,481
These are areas of the town that might have places
1035
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:55,552
that would trigger a return to the homosexual lifestyle.
1036
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:59,589
Places like gay bars, musical theaters, movie theaters,
1037
00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:03,460
colleges and so called places of higher learning,
1038
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:07,464
parks, all sports stadiums, non-religious bookstores,
1039
00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:13,336
malls, museums, and so many many more places.
1040
00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:16,273
I hope this short video has whetted your appetite
1041
00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:22,179
to find out about the cure for the homosexual affliction.
1042
00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:25,449
Please take the time to visit our website
1043
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:27,384
to learn more about how you can save
1044
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:31,488
your son from eternal damnation.
1045
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,292
Joe: Dewayne, this is perfect!
1046
00:51:35,325 --> 00:51:38,462
This will help families, it'll give them hope!
1047
00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:41,264
Dewayne, this is an example of why
1048
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,533
you'll make a wonderful mayor.
1049
00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:45,902
Dewayne: From your mouth to God's ears, Preacher.
1050
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,637
Thank you.
1051
00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:55,312
Kyle: It's so unfair!
1052
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,117
None of them even understand the genre.
1053
00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:04,488
Oh don't even get me started on that bastard.
1054
00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:06,089
You're right.
1055
00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:07,924
Luke and Laura practically saved
1056
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:11,261
that network back in the 80's.
1057
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,697
Well of course I'm pissed.
1058
00:52:15,031 --> 00:52:18,535
Don't worry, unlike those network suits I'm a professional.
1059
00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:22,606
I'm gonna work on that soap opera until the last day.
1060
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,774
I love you too, Chad.
1061
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,543
See you tonight.
1062
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,144
Okay bye, bye.
1063
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:29,312
Jason: Did I just hear you say
1064
00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:31,515
that you work on a soap opera?
1065
00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:35,485
Kyle: Yeah, Children of Eden.
1066
00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:36,887
Well we just got canceled.
1067
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,423
We have three months to wrap up all the story lines.
1068
00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:42,425
Jason: What are you gonna do next?
1069
00:52:42,459 --> 00:52:44,194
Kyle: Don't know.
1070
00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:47,664
My boyfriend thinks I should reinvent myself.
1071
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:48,732
Come out of the closet, make some headlines.
1072
00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:53,637
Get my name out there.
1073
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,372
(inaudible)
1074
00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,008
Jason: My name's Jason Potts.
1075
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:00,110
Kyle: Kyle Peterson.
1076
00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:02,178
Jason: How long you been on the show, Kyle?
1077
00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:08,752
Kyle: As of last Tuesday exactly five episodes.
1078
00:53:08,785 --> 00:53:11,354
But I've taped two more.
1079
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:13,223
Jason: Good enough.
1080
00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:14,524
Kyle: Hmm?
1081
00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:17,193
Jason: It just so happens that I'm organizing
1082
00:53:17,227 --> 00:53:21,298
a gay pride parade in my hometown in Tennessee.
1083
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:23,967
We have a soap opera theme.
1084
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,771
If you were the grand marshal in that parade,
1085
00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:30,206
it would make big headlines.
1086
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,708
Kyle: In Tennessee?
1087
00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:35,045
Jason: Tennessee.
1088
00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:39,816
Dewayne: I'd first like to thank my beautiful wife
1089
00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:42,185
for all her support during this campaign.
1090
00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:44,220
She has been my rock.
1091
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:47,657
She's been my Gibraltar.
1092
00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:50,060
I'd like to thank my wife for all
1093
00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:51,728
the support during this campaign.
1094
00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:55,031
She has been my Rock of Gibraltar.
1095
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,533
I love you, honey.
1096
00:53:56,566 --> 00:54:00,236
As I solve the homosexual problem here in Smythe,
1097
00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:03,373
my plan is to stay focused on the issues
1098
00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:07,310
that matter most to my fellow Smytheonians.
1099
00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:10,013
No alcohol sales on Sunday, it's the Lord's day.
1100
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:13,650
I will restore school prayer in all public places.
1101
00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:16,453
There will be no more stem cell research in Smythe.
1102
00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:20,123
Do not take our jobs, Mr. Illegal Immigrant.
1103
00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:23,526
I will lower taxes for everyone in our city except
1104
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,530
those ones who are stealing and living off of welfare.
1105
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,265
Your taxes are about to go up.
1106
00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:31,468
Your free ride is over, Jack.
1107
00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,903
Pledge of Allegiance twice a day,
1108
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:36,706
once in the morning, once in the afternoon.
1109
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:38,708
No, three times a day!
1110
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:41,945
No stem cell research!
1111
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:43,980
Bye bye, gays, all ready did that!
1112
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:46,416
Teenage pregnancy, wiped out!
1113
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:47,951
Abortion, gone!
1114
00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:50,654
Adoption, go for it!
1115
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:53,256
Illegal aliens, see you later, hit the road!
1116
00:54:53,289 --> 00:54:54,691
Thank you for the support!
1117
00:54:54,724 --> 00:55:00,296
God bless you, God bless Smythe, God bless America!
1118
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,698
I think that's good, I think.
1119
00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:07,337
Paul: Hey, close your eyes.
1120
00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:09,739
Close your eyes.
1121
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,510
Jason: Can I open them? Paul: No.
1122
00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:16,212
Jason: Can I open them now? Paul: No, you cannot!
1123
00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,081
Jason: Can I open them now?
1124
00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,150
Paul: Open!
1125
00:55:20,183 --> 00:55:22,452
Jason: Oh my God.
1126
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:25,789
It's beautiful, thanks baby!
1127
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,994
Paul: What, baby?
1128
00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:34,364
What, what, what, what, what?
1129
00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:38,735
Jason: I've only got like 20 people confirmed.
1130
00:55:38,768 --> 00:55:41,271
I wanted hundreds!
1131
00:55:41,304 --> 00:55:43,773
Paul: I know.
1132
00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:46,509
Okay look, you've got four days, right?
1133
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,944
Jason: Mm hmm.
1134
00:55:47,977 --> 00:55:49,946
Paul: So just fly down there and you take these posters
1135
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:52,982
and you put them in all the gay bars all over Memphis,
1136
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,318
and then you put them up all over Smythe.
1137
00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:58,288
I'll stay here and I'm gonna update the website,
1138
00:55:58,321 --> 00:56:03,026
and I'm gonna send out mass emails to all our gay peeps,
1139
00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:05,762
and then I'm gonna fly down there
1140
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:10,166
and we're gonna have the best gay pride parade ever.
1141
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,169
Okay, even if it's just you and me.
1142
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:17,607
Jason: You're probably right.
1143
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,144
With Dewayne and the city council on our side,
1144
00:56:21,177 --> 00:56:24,314
maybe by parade day there will be some people there.
1145
00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:26,082
Paul: Maybe.
1146
00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:30,086
Jason: Thanks, babe.
1147
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,021
I gotta go, I gotta get Kyle to the airport.
1148
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:34,190
Paul: Hey, hey, hey!
1149
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,025
Don't forget!
1150
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,127
Jason: Thanks, babe.
1151
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:41,664
Paul: Oh!
1152
00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:42,899
Jason: Love you.
1153
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:45,401
Paul: I love you!
1154
00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:47,971
Jeff: Hey Peter, it's Jeff.
1155
00:56:48,004 --> 00:56:50,340
Yeah.
1156
00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:54,077
My parents went to Memphis with some friends
1157
00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:58,414
to see a show tonight and I was wondering
1158
00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:04,654
if you wanted to come over and watch TV or something.
1159
00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:06,656
Really, great!
1160
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:13,163
We can order a pizza or just hang out, talk, whatever.
1161
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:16,399
They won't be home till almost midnight.
1162
00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:19,435
See you soon.
1163
00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:25,441
Dewayne: I'll tell you, Shirley, this becoming mayor
1164
00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:27,343
is just a stepping stone for me.
1165
00:57:27,377 --> 00:57:29,045
I'll serve one term and then
1166
00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:31,080
it's off to the governor's mansion.
1167
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,249
Who knows, the sky's the limit!
1168
00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:37,353
You and I we work very well together, Shirley,
1169
00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:38,955
and I think that maybe you should consider
1170
00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:42,025
hitching your car to the Dewayne train.
1171
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:46,496
Come work for me in Nashville and then maybe Washington DC?
1172
00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:51,901
Oh, Jason Potts, so good to see you!
1173
00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,236
I assume that you're working hard
1174
00:57:53,269 --> 00:57:54,571
on the parade for this Saturday?
1175
00:57:54,604 --> 00:57:56,039
Jason: Really hard.
1176
00:57:56,072 --> 00:57:58,208
Dewayne, Shirley, this is Kyle.
1177
00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:00,944
He is on the show The Children of Eden.
1178
00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:02,979
Kyle: Nice to meet you both.
1179
00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,180
Shirley: Wow, great!
1180
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,182
You know my grandmother has been
1181
00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:10,286
watching that story since day one!
1182
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,654
What's your character's name?
1183
00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:14,390
Kyle: Police Officer Number Three, but I think
1184
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,726
I'm gonna end up being Lucas Ford's long lost son!
1185
00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,595
Shirley: Wow, great!
1186
00:58:18,628 --> 00:58:20,430
Can I have your autograph?
1187
00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:22,999
Kyle: Sure, I've got some head shots in my bag.
1188
00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:25,401
Shirley: Thank you!
1189
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,036
Dewayne: So when did you fly in?
1190
00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:29,606
Jason: Just last night, and then we went to
1191
00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:32,976
all the gay bars in Memphis and hung up some of these.
1192
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,445
Dewayne: You put those posters in every gay bar in Memphis?
1193
00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:38,214
Jason: Yup, all of them and look at this!
1194
00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:40,884
This just came out yesterday, the new Pride Paper,
1195
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:43,519
and there's an article about the parade in there.
1196
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:45,755
I was hoping for a little bit more coverage
1197
00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:48,324
but beggars can't be choosers, right?
1198
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,425
Dewayne: This paper right here,
1199
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,528
this is in every gay bar, too?
1200
00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:52,462
Jason: Yup, sure is.
1201
00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:55,131
So listen, I was hoping that you
1202
00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:57,467
could hang up some of these for me.
1203
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,235
That would be fabulous!
1204
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:02,238
I'm gonna show Kyle around our thriving metropolis
1205
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:05,875
and we're just gonna flyer the whole town!
1206
00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:07,010
Kyle: Nice to meet you both.
1207
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,546
Guess I'll see you at the parade!
1208
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:13,016
Shirley: "To Katherine from Kyle.
1209
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:17,553
"You are truly what divas are made of."
1210
00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:21,925
My granny is going to love this!
1211
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:23,426
Dewayne: Yeah, that's great.
1212
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:26,195
Listen Shirley, I need you to tell the mayor that I'm not
1213
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:28,131
gonna make this afternoon's committee meeting.
1214
00:59:28,164 --> 00:59:31,734
You have my notes so just tell them about the changes.
1215
00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:33,469
Shirley: Are you okay?
1216
00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:37,974
Dewayne: Yeah, I just um, I have some
1217
00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:40,710
business that I have to attend to.
1218
00:59:45,581 --> 00:59:46,783
You can do it.
1219
00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:48,718
You played tight end in high school football.
1220
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:52,288
You've been hunting!
1221
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:53,523
You're not doing this just for you, okay.
1222
00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:55,992
You're doing this for the town of Smythe.
1223
00:59:56,025 --> 01:00:00,964
Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor, you can do this, you can do this!
1224
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,632
Let's do this.
1225
01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:03,933
Let's do it!
1226
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,669
(sneaky music)
1227
01:00:28,591 --> 01:00:30,093
Bartender: Can I get you a drink?
1228
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,728
Dewayne: Hi, I'm Frank Potts.
1229
01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:33,062
My brother Jason Potts came in here
1230
01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:35,098
yesterday and brought you some posters
1231
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:37,000
for a gay pride parade in Smythe.
1232
01:00:37,033 --> 01:00:38,901
Bartender: Yeah man, a bunch of us are thinking about going.
1233
01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:40,103
We think it will be cool!
1234
01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:41,337
Dewayne: The thing is that the date
1235
01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:43,339
and the time on the posters is wrong.
1236
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:46,009
So Jason, he wanted me to come in here, get those posters,
1237
01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:47,243
and then he was gonna bring you the
1238
01:00:47,276 --> 01:00:48,344
right posters with the right date and time.
1239
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:49,512
Bartender: Sure man.
1240
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,948
There's one right there and the other one's by the door.
1241
01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:55,885
Dewayne: Also, do you guys carry the gay paper?
1242
01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:58,054
Bartender: We sure do, it's right by the front door.
1243
01:00:58,087 --> 01:00:59,155
Dewayne: Thank you, sir.
1244
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:01,591
Bartender: See you later, Mary.
1245
01:01:14,737 --> 01:01:17,640
("Spirit" by Jeffery James & the Haul)
1246
01:02:27,643 --> 01:02:30,480
(funky electronic music)
1247
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,090
Dewayne: Hi!
1248
01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:47,663
Excuse me!
1249
01:02:47,697 --> 01:02:49,866
Did my brother Jason Potts bring some posters
1250
01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:52,702
in here last night about a gay parade?
1251
01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,303
Bartender: Cute guy, right?
1252
01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:57,740
Dewayne: Uh yeah, sure, whatever.
1253
01:02:57,773 --> 01:03:00,443
Bartender: We had a little trouble last night
1254
01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:03,379
with some vandalism, I didn't have time to put them up.
1255
01:03:03,412 --> 01:03:05,281
Dewayne: That's great because the poster's
1256
01:03:05,314 --> 01:03:08,384
have the wrong date on them.
1257
01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:12,021
If I could just get them back,
1258
01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:16,092
I could bring you some posters with the right date on them.
1259
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:17,493
Bartender: Look man, you're gonna have to
1260
01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,529
talk to the owner and she's real busy right now.
1261
01:03:19,562 --> 01:03:22,031
You can wait around here for a minute and she'll be out.
1262
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:42,552
Bar Owner: Who the hell are you?
1263
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:45,087
Dewayne: Hi, Frank Potts, my brother is Jason.
1264
01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:46,856
Bar Owner: I don't give a fuck who your brother is.
1265
01:03:46,889 --> 01:03:48,291
What are you doing back here?
1266
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:49,926
Dewayne: Listen, I don't want to cause any problems
1267
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:51,594
so I'm just gonna leave these here
1268
01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:53,262
and then I'm just gonna go ahead-
1269
01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:55,164
Bar Owner: There was some vandalism here last night.
1270
01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:56,999
I want to see some I.D.
1271
01:03:57,033 --> 01:03:58,401
Dewayne: I don't really think that that's necessary.
1272
01:03:58,434 --> 01:03:59,869
Bar Owner: The hell it's not!
1273
01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:03,039
Hey Jeff, tell Tony at the bar to get back here now!
1274
01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:08,077
Dewayne: Okay, all right, hold on, here is my I.D.
1275
01:04:09,345 --> 01:04:12,515
Policeman: Dewayne Cotton from Smythe?
1276
01:04:12,548 --> 01:04:14,650
Bar Owner: What the hell you doing in my bar?
1277
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,454
Dewayne: I know this seems questionable, I do, it does.
1278
01:04:18,487 --> 01:04:20,590
Bar Owner: You don't live in the city.
1279
01:04:20,623 --> 01:04:22,291
You lied to us about your name and we caught you
1280
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:24,660
red-handed stealing property from my bar.
1281
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,629
Dewayne: What, a couple posters and a gay newspaper?
1282
01:04:26,662 --> 01:04:28,731
Come on!
1283
01:04:28,764 --> 01:04:31,267
It was a joke!
1284
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,368
I'm a collector!
1285
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:33,903
Bartender: Hey boss, Bruce called.
1286
01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:35,938
He's a few minutes away.
1287
01:04:35,972 --> 01:04:39,442
Bar Owner: Damn it!
1288
01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:44,013
I'm sure Mr. Cotton's a fine upstanding citizen of Smythe.
1289
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,148
Dewayne: I am, I am.
1290
01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:47,483
Bar Owner: And I'm willing to overlook
1291
01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:52,188
any problems here tonight if he goes onstage
1292
01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:55,591
and fills in until Bruce gets here.
1293
01:04:55,625 --> 01:05:00,796
Dewayne: (laughing) Onstage?
1294
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:03,599
I'm sorry, I'm not a crossdresser
1295
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:06,369
or whatever you call them.
1296
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,871
Bar Owner: Stripper night.
1297
01:05:08,904 --> 01:05:12,375
Dewayne: No way.
1298
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:14,343
Policeman: Your choice.
1299
01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:17,480
48 hours in the jail cell downtown
1300
01:05:17,513 --> 01:05:20,483
or a couple of minutes onstage.
1301
01:05:20,516 --> 01:05:22,585
Bar Owner: Drop 'em!
1302
01:05:22,618 --> 01:05:25,354
(applause and cheering)
1303
01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:29,425
(rhythmic dance music)
1304
01:06:21,844 --> 01:06:25,081
Man With Glasses: BOO, YOU STINK!
1305
01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:27,483
(booing)
1306
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:46,035
Dewayne: Oh this is great, just great.
1307
01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:49,038
Do you know who I am?
1308
01:06:49,071 --> 01:06:53,442
You know, when I'm governor of this state,
1309
01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:59,348
I'm gonna close down every fag bar across the entire state.
1310
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,951
I had a jacket!
1311
01:07:01,984 --> 01:07:03,419
Thanks!
1312
01:07:05,454 --> 01:07:07,890
Jason: Dewayne!
1313
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:11,026
Jason: Dewayne!
1314
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:13,496
Dewayne: Jason Potts, you can't
1315
01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:14,563
tell anybody I was here tonight.
1316
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,232
Do you understand that, NO ONE!
1317
01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:18,667
Jason: Okay, okay I won't tell anybody.
1318
01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:24,940
It's just that I get it now, I mean I understand.
1319
01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:27,610
Dewayne: What do you think you understand, Jason, huh?
1320
01:07:27,643 --> 01:07:30,146
Let me show you something.
1321
01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:33,983
(mysterious music)
1322
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:43,292
Jason: What are you doing with those?
1323
01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:45,127
Dewayne: I've been to every fag bar in Memphis
1324
01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:47,129
to take down your parade posters
1325
01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:50,599
and pull out every newspaper that was in them.
1326
01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:52,234
Jason: But what about what just hap-
1327
01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:56,872
Dewayne: The owner, she blackmailed me
1328
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,307
to become a stripper and then she tried
1329
01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:01,310
to turn me into some sort of gay wad!
1330
01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:05,181
Jason: I don't understand.
1331
01:08:05,214 --> 01:08:06,515
Dewayne: You don't understand?
1332
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:09,718
Jason: No.
1333
01:08:11,487 --> 01:08:12,922
Dewayne: Do you really think that we were
1334
01:08:12,955 --> 01:08:14,857
gonna let you have some sort of
1335
01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:18,260
gay pride parade down the streets of Smythe?
1336
01:08:18,294 --> 01:08:21,330
Me and a couple preachers, we've come up with a plan.
1337
01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:23,866
Any teenager who marches in the parade
1338
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:25,334
will be targeted by my preacher
1339
01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:27,369
to get help and then sent to Camp Nineveh.
1340
01:08:27,403 --> 01:08:28,304
Jason: You can't do that!
1341
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:29,104
Dewayne: I can't?
1342
01:08:29,138 --> 01:08:30,906
I think I can, Jason!
1343
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:35,611
Any adult will have to either repent or leave town!
1344
01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:37,079
Stores will be boycotted.
1345
01:08:37,112 --> 01:08:38,547
Any of your queer friends show up,
1346
01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:41,283
and I pray they show up, because Preacher Barns
1347
01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:43,953
and Minister Webster will be there waiting for them.
1348
01:08:43,986 --> 01:08:47,756
You know why, Jason?
1349
01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,593
We don't need any of your queer-bait friend outsiders
1350
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:55,030
coming to Smythe stirring up a bunch of trouble.
1351
01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:58,734
Jason: Why would you do all this?
1352
01:08:58,767 --> 01:09:01,604
Dewayne: It's what the voters want, Jason.
1353
01:09:04,273 --> 01:09:07,743
Smear the queer, never gets old.
1354
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:16,752
Goodnight.
1355
01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:27,930
Curtis: Bottom line is I can't have these students
1356
01:09:27,963 --> 01:09:30,366
put at risk while marching in the parade.
1357
01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:32,501
Jason: I agree.
1358
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:33,836
Jack: What Dewayne and those ministers
1359
01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:36,372
are doing is downright despicable.
1360
01:09:36,405 --> 01:09:38,607
Jason: Maybe I should just talk to the mayor.
1361
01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:40,175
Cancel the whole thing.
1362
01:09:40,209 --> 01:09:43,279
Jack: There's got to be some way around this.
1363
01:09:43,312 --> 01:09:45,281
(footsteps)
1364
01:09:47,716 --> 01:09:49,919
Frank: Oh, what are you doing?
1365
01:09:49,952 --> 01:09:51,887
Just another Thursday on Oak Street!
1366
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:54,657
Rebecca: I am solving your problem.
1367
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:58,827
You change the theme from soap opera to Mardi Gras
1368
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,596
and everybody wears mask and costumes!
1369
01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:03,265
Jason: Mom, that is a brilliant idea!
1370
01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:05,067
Jack: The kids can make papier mache masks
1371
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,002
in the fellowship hall this afternoon after school.
1372
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,238
Curtis: No, that's not gonna work.
1373
01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:10,673
It's against the law to march down Main Street
1374
01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:15,411
or any street in Smythe wearing a mask or a hood.
1375
01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:17,513
My Dad helped pass that law 30 years ago.
1376
01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:19,615
Jason: Damn it, you're right.
1377
01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:22,284
Rebecca: Come on, Kyle.
1378
01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:26,655
I bet my class would be thrilled to meet a soap star!
1379
01:10:28,490 --> 01:10:29,592
Curtis: I'm gonna try and wait a day
1380
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,460
before I say anything to the kids.
1381
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:34,597
Please, try to make this work.
1382
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:41,470
Jason: I think that you and I ought to go talk to the mayor.
1383
01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:44,473
Mayor: Let me make sure I understand this correctly.
1384
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:48,310
Jason, you didn't really want to have a parade
1385
01:10:48,344 --> 01:10:49,578
but you wanted to make some noise
1386
01:10:49,612 --> 01:10:52,314
so you could be a role model for gay kids.
1387
01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:55,017
Jason: Something like that, yes.
1388
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,952
Mayor: And Dewayne, you didn't
1389
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,988
really want this parade either,
1390
01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:01,557
but you wanted to out the closeted high school kids
1391
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:04,526
so that they could be cured of being gay?
1392
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,395
Dewayne: And the adults too, yes.
1393
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:07,796
Jason: You are a son of a bitch.
1394
01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:10,966
Dewayne: Hey watch it, Potts, skating on thin ice.
1395
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,302
Mayor: Now hold it, both of you!
1396
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:16,038
Now we need to walk back from the brink here.
1397
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:18,273
Together we can work out a solution to this problem.
1398
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:20,876
Dewayne: Mr. Mayor, are you saying that you're in favor
1399
01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:24,980
of gays and lesbians prancing and dancing
1400
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:28,417
on the streets of Smythe acting crazy?
1401
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,185
Mayor: I grew up in this town, Dewayne,
1402
01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:31,587
and not once has anybody complained to me
1403
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:34,523
about gays and lesbians gallivanting
1404
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:37,826
and running around the streets of Smythe.
1405
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:40,396
Now look, I want us to put aside our differences and talk.
1406
01:11:40,429 --> 01:11:42,431
We can come up with a solution to this.
1407
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,967
Dewayne: My solution is to restore morality to this town.
1408
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,935
Mayor: Oh really, when exactly did it leave?
1409
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,937
Jack: There's no threat of Christianity
1410
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,707
going out of business here in Smythe.
1411
01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:55,411
Dewayne: Ah, right on time, Preacher.
1412
01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:02,217
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I'd like to
1413
01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:05,888
announce my candidacy for mayor of Smythe.
1414
01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:09,825
Judaic-Christian values need to be restored here.
1415
01:12:09,858 --> 01:12:12,528
Now, a lot of people have been asking me
1416
01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:15,831
about my vote for the gay pride parade down Main Street.
1417
01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:20,402
Truth is this parade is gonna help us find out
1418
01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:23,172
and round up all homosexuals living among us.
1419
01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:26,442
And any teenager that marches is gonna be targeted
1420
01:12:26,475 --> 01:12:29,078
by his or her minister to get the tools they need,
1421
01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:33,148
to get the help they need to be cured of their illness.
1422
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:36,485
Now at this time I'd like to ask the current mayor
1423
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:40,356
where he's gonna be this Saturday.
1424
01:12:40,389 --> 01:12:45,728
Is he gonna be a protester or a marcher?
1425
01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:50,332
What is it Mr. Mayor, protester or marcher?
1426
01:12:50,365 --> 01:12:52,234
Mayor: I'd rather be on the lake fishing.
1427
01:12:52,267 --> 01:12:53,435
Dewayne: Or are you gonna take the
1428
01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:55,404
coward's way out and cancel the entire event
1429
01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:58,974
so you do not have to take a stand.
1430
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,612
Mayor: Dewayne, if I was brave enough
1431
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,215
to march through the jungles of Vietnam,
1432
01:13:06,248 --> 01:13:07,950
I guess I'm brave enough to march down
1433
01:13:07,983 --> 01:13:11,954
Main Street with a group of homosexuals.
1434
01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:13,989
Dewayne: You were in Vietnam?
1435
01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:15,224
Mayor: That's right, Dewayne.
1436
01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:18,660
What exactly was your military service?
1437
01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:24,900
Dewayne: I sir am a soldier in the culture wars.
1438
01:13:24,933 --> 01:13:28,370
I fight the good fight every day.
1439
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:32,107
Day in, day out, eight days a week.
1440
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:33,809
110 percent.
1441
01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:40,883
And sometimes I think we're losing that fight.
1442
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,017
Jason: Losing?
1443
01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:44,119
The gays are the ones being bullied.
1444
01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:48,490
Mr. Mayor, please don't cancel the parade and march with us.
1445
01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,526
Mayor: Oh, I'm marching with you.
1446
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:52,027
I'm gonna start by marching
1447
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:54,630
out of this bullshit press conference.
1448
01:13:54,663 --> 01:13:57,332
Dewayne: You know, I'm surprised Mr. Mayor.
1449
01:13:57,366 --> 01:13:59,401
I never thought I would see the day that you
1450
01:13:59,434 --> 01:14:01,603
were gonna be walking hand in hand
1451
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,441
with homosexual activists down Main Street.
1452
01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:07,442
This is our time.
1453
01:14:07,476 --> 01:14:10,446
And it's a time to make a decision here and now.
1454
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,014
Get right with God.
1455
01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,616
Joe: Amen, amen!
1456
01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:17,820
Dewayne: God bless America and God bless Smythe.
1457
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,156
Joe: Homosexual activists are descending
1458
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:23,091
on our town in the morning.
1459
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,528
Jason Potts is bringing his homosexual lover
1460
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:29,364
and Lord knows who else into our peaceful town.
1461
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:32,334
Now this is not a fight of our choosing,
1462
01:14:32,367 --> 01:14:35,103
but we are gonna stand up and be counted!
1463
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,406
This church must stand as a levee against
1464
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,709
the tidal wave of sin coming into this town.
1465
01:14:45,380 --> 01:14:48,083
Dewayne: Evening everyone.
1466
01:14:51,587 --> 01:14:53,555
I'm not here to scare you.
1467
01:14:55,023 --> 01:14:59,061
Okay, but I believe that truth
1468
01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:01,463
must always come to the light.
1469
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:14,843
This poster was made by Jason Potts for his parade.
1470
01:15:14,877 --> 01:15:17,045
Can everyone see it?
1471
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,216
The theme for his parade is Queer As Soap.
1472
01:15:24,052 --> 01:15:32,227
Now, I've contacted several gay code experts
1473
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:35,797
and they're all in agreement that Queer As Soap
1474
01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:39,501
is gay code for male prison rape.
1475
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,538
(audience gasps)
1476
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,073
Woman With Red Hair: Oh my God!
1477
01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:46,808
Dewayne: Let me say it again.
1478
01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:51,680
Queer As Soap is gay code for male prison rape.
1479
01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:57,286
Like you know, don't drop the soap, ha ha ha.
1480
01:15:57,319 --> 01:15:58,921
But I bet it's not so funny when you're
1481
01:15:58,954 --> 01:16:01,189
the one being male prison raped.
1482
01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:04,192
(audience objects)
1483
01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,328
Now I don't know what earthly reason
1484
01:16:06,361 --> 01:16:09,798
the mayor of this beautiful town would be
1485
01:16:09,831 --> 01:16:14,069
in favor of gay male prison rape,
1486
01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:17,639
he'll have to answer to a higher voice than mine.
1487
01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:21,310
But trust me folks, lock your doors, lock your windows,
1488
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:24,379
keep your teenage boys safe this weekend.
1489
01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:27,816
There's also an unconfirmed rumor
1490
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:31,019
that a very large group of angry lesbians
1491
01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:33,488
is coming down from Memphis, too.
1492
01:16:34,589 --> 01:16:36,892
They're very angry and they are coming.
1493
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,928
Jason: But you know who I had
1494
01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:42,264
the biggest crush on in high school?
1495
01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:43,765
Ryan Parker.
1496
01:16:43,799 --> 01:16:45,801
Classmate: Oh my God, he was the hottest guy in our class!
1497
01:16:45,834 --> 01:16:47,869
Jason: I know, right?
1498
01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:52,374
Hey listen, I want to thank you for coming back.
1499
01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:53,842
And I want to thank you for your help,
1500
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:58,413
and I know things may get scary out there tomorrow
1501
01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:03,385
but we're gonna make history one way or another.
1502
01:17:03,418 --> 01:17:06,621
Frank: To my brother, the gayest man in Smythe!
1503
01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:09,424
Classmate: To Jason Potts, cheers!
1504
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,594
(wistful music)
1505
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,786
Jason: Oh, I'm so glad you're here!
1506
01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:12,587
Paul: How are you holding up?
1507
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:16,992
Jason: It's been a rough couple of days but I'm good now!
1508
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:19,661
And who are you supposed to be?
1509
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:23,165
Paul: I'm Billy Douglas all grown up.
1510
01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:25,300
Jason: It's perfect.
1511
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,769
Paul: And I live in New York City
1512
01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:29,371
with my fabulous partner who is
1513
01:18:29,404 --> 01:18:35,911
the bravest man that I have ever known.
1514
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:40,015
You ready?
1515
01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:41,416
Jason: Yeah.
1516
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:46,354
Okay everyone, gather round, the time has come.
1517
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:49,324
Now, there are cameras out there
1518
01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:55,330
so if anybody wants to back out now would be the time.
1519
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:56,565
Nobody?
1520
01:18:56,598 --> 01:18:58,266
Great!
1521
01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:00,969
Dewayne seems to have scared a few people away
1522
01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,972
but we're not gonna let that stop us, right?
1523
01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:05,974
We're gonna show everybody that we're here,
1524
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:11,379
we're queer, well some of us are,
1525
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,782
so they better get used to it, right?
1526
01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,517
OKAY, LET'S DO THIS!
1527
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:18,820
(cheering)
1528
01:19:20,055 --> 01:19:24,426
Marchers: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1529
01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:26,561
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1530
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,597
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1531
01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:30,899
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1532
01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:32,968
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1533
01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:35,070
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1534
01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:38,373
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1535
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:40,776
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1536
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:42,644
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1537
01:19:42,677 --> 01:19:45,247
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1538
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,682
Woman In Straw Hat: Bob Clark is gay?
1539
01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:50,152
Man In White Hat: He was a groomsman at our wedding!
1540
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,192
Man In Brown Jacket: That's it?
1541
01:19:57,225 --> 01:19:59,628
I know just about everyone in that group.
1542
01:19:59,661 --> 01:20:02,531
This ain't now tidal wave of sin!
1543
01:20:17,045 --> 01:20:18,780
Man In Rust Shirt: Look at that homosexual
1544
01:20:18,813 --> 01:20:20,515
walking around town in a dress like he's normal or something.
1545
01:20:20,549 --> 01:20:23,218
Man In Baseball Cap: I'll be damned, that's Tommy Pritchard!
1546
01:20:23,251 --> 01:20:25,020
I didn't know he was a homosexual.
1547
01:20:25,053 --> 01:20:27,088
[chanting]
1548
01:20:27,923 --> 01:20:29,858
Man In Plaid Shirt: [unintelligible]
1549
01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:11,967
Joe: Jeff, I want you and Peter to come with me.
1550
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,136
Nobody's angry, I just want you to get the help you need.
1551
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:16,705
Dewayne: Yes, are your parents around?
1552
01:21:16,738 --> 01:21:18,907
We need to find them and let them know about your sickness.
1553
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,609
Mr. Jones: Is there a problem here?
1554
01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:25,113
Joe: I don't want to alarm you but your son is a homosexual.
1555
01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:27,482
He marched in this parade.
1556
01:21:27,515 --> 01:21:29,284
Dewayne: There's no reason to panic right now.
1557
01:21:29,317 --> 01:21:31,386
So if we could all just go back to the church,
1558
01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:35,056
watch this wonderful video on Camp Nineveh,
1559
01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:36,291
we can call, get you a couple spaces to
1560
01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:38,526
get you the help you so desperately need.
1561
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:42,364
Jason: Ring ring, ring ring, hello?
1562
01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,598
Oh Dewayne it's for you.
1563
01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:45,567
It's 1962 calling, they want you to come home!
1564
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,968
Dewayne: Ha ha, faggot.
1565
01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:49,137
Mr. Jones: My son told us last night that he was gay,
1566
01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:51,873
and I'm glad the truth is out.
1567
01:21:51,906 --> 01:21:56,044
Because secrets, they do a lot of harm.
1568
01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:59,281
Come on boys, let's go have lunch.
1569
01:21:59,314 --> 01:22:01,283
Joe: At least take a brochure?
1570
01:22:01,316 --> 01:22:02,817
Dewayne: Sir?
1571
01:22:02,851 --> 01:22:07,856
Curtis, listen, I want you to know that
1572
01:22:07,889 --> 01:22:10,258
there's not a chance in hell that the city council
1573
01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:11,726
is gonna give you permission to have
1574
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,062
some sort of gay club in the high school.
1575
01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:15,230
Curtis: Oh well, you're right.
1576
01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:17,232
I'm not gonna even try that.
1577
01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:18,433
Dewayne: You're not?
1578
01:22:18,466 --> 01:22:20,101
Jack: I'm going to start a gay/straight club
1579
01:22:20,135 --> 01:22:22,404
at First Presbyterian Church.
1580
01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:26,474
Dewayne: Preacher, this is not a joke?
1581
01:22:26,508 --> 01:22:28,877
Oh you, you beat all, Preacher, you know that?
1582
01:22:28,910 --> 01:22:30,278
You beat all!
1583
01:22:30,312 --> 01:22:36,818
You're gonna let those sinful kids into your church?
1584
01:22:36,851 --> 01:22:38,620
Jack: Well, maybe it'll make up for the fact
1585
01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:41,589
that I and most of the adults in this town
1586
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,058
have turned a blind eye to the
1587
01:22:43,091 --> 01:22:46,094
gay and lesbian kids being bullied and beaten.
1588
01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:48,063
Dewayne: Thou shall not lie with the male
1589
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:50,465
as those that lie with the female.
1590
01:22:50,498 --> 01:22:51,333
It is an abomination!
1591
01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:52,867
Leviticus 18, verse 22.
1592
01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:54,302
Jason: Come on, Dewayne.
1593
01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:55,870
You can't just cherry-pick quotes out of the bible
1594
01:22:55,904 --> 01:22:57,372
and recite them like they're the
1595
01:22:57,405 --> 01:22:59,541
goddamn US Constitution or something.
1596
01:22:59,574 --> 01:23:01,409
Joe: Jack, you can't be serious.
1597
01:23:01,443 --> 01:23:04,379
Let gay teenagers meet at your church?
1598
01:23:04,412 --> 01:23:07,148
Jack: I spoke with Rabbi Goldberg over in Harris County,
1599
01:23:07,182 --> 01:23:11,786
he's going to do the same thing with the teenagers there.
1600
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,755
Dewayne: I don't know what to say.
1601
01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:16,091
Mr. Young: While you're speechless I got something to say.
1602
01:23:16,124 --> 01:23:17,359
Mayor: Mr. Young, didn't know
1603
01:23:17,392 --> 01:23:19,127
you were coming to town today.
1604
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,162
Mr. Young: Got wind of this parade nonsense.
1605
01:23:21,196 --> 01:23:23,932
Flew in this morning to see for myself firsthand.
1606
01:23:23,965 --> 01:23:25,433
When my company purchased the plant
1607
01:23:25,467 --> 01:23:27,502
it was my plan to close it down.
1608
01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:29,838
But Mayor Clark here convinced me not to.
1609
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:32,841
But I got two gay sons.
1610
01:23:32,874 --> 01:23:35,443
Dewayne, the day you're elected mayor
1611
01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:37,612
is the day this plant closes down
1612
01:23:37,645 --> 01:23:39,481
and I take these jobs to Mexico.
1613
01:23:39,514 --> 01:23:40,915
Dewayne: Sir, you can't do that.
1614
01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:42,083
Mr. Young: I don't think the voters
1615
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,918
are gonna put up with this.
1616
01:23:43,952 --> 01:23:45,487
Dewayne: We can just talk about this.
1617
01:23:46,921 --> 01:23:48,723
Restaurant Owner: Half of my restaurant
1618
01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:51,126
customers come from that mill.
1619
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:54,396
If that place closes down, I'm coming
1620
01:23:54,429 --> 01:23:56,297
straight for your sorry ass, Dewayne.
1621
01:23:56,331 --> 01:23:57,699
Dewayne: I will fix this.
1622
01:23:57,732 --> 01:23:59,200
Joe: What we need here is calm, we need to cool down.
1623
01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:00,635
Come on this way, let's chat a bit.
1624
01:24:00,668 --> 01:24:03,304
Dewayne: Jason Potts, you turned the whole town against me?
1625
01:24:03,338 --> 01:24:05,440
You know what you are?
1626
01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:11,312
You're a professional homosexual activist.
1627
01:24:11,346 --> 01:24:13,982
Skipping around the country, stirring up
1628
01:24:14,015 --> 01:24:16,251
trouble wherever he goes.
1629
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,956
Jason: Bye, Dewayne.
1630
01:24:21,990 --> 01:24:23,491
Dewayne: Is this funny?
1631
01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:25,627
Is this some kind of joke, I'm not done!
1632
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:26,895
Huh?
1633
01:24:26,928 --> 01:24:29,998
Listen, I am the victim here friends. ME!
1634
01:24:30,031 --> 01:24:31,466
Jason Potts should never have been allowed
1635
01:24:31,499 --> 01:24:33,635
to come back to town, none of them should!
1636
01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:35,003
THEY'RE ALL ACTIVISTS!
1637
01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:38,006
LEFT WING, LIBERAL, MAINSTREAM MEDIA,
1638
01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:41,910
PINKO SOCIALISTS, HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVISTS
1639
01:24:41,943 --> 01:24:43,812
WITH KNOWN TIES TO TERRORISTS!
1640
01:24:43,845 --> 01:24:45,146
WHY AM I RHYMING?
1641
01:24:50,185 --> 01:24:51,953
Rebecca: Instead of who shot J.R.,
1642
01:24:51,986 --> 01:24:54,789
we got who shot Mama in the heart,
1643
01:24:54,823 --> 01:24:56,891
and I have a roomful of suspects.
1644
01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:58,293
Ruth: Mom.
1645
01:24:58,326 --> 01:24:59,761
Rebecca: You all have been plotting to leave me.
1646
01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:03,031
London, Nashville, even you, Pete,
1647
01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:05,834
to Laos and Vietnam and Cambodia?
1648
01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:07,569
Pete: I just want to see the countryside
1649
01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:09,871
without anyone shooting at me.
1650
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:12,607
Rebecca: At least Frank loves me, he's not going anywhere.
1651
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,610
Frank: Yeah Mom, I've been doing some soul searching
1652
01:25:15,643 --> 01:25:20,348
and let's be honest, I am an alcoholic.
1653
01:25:20,381 --> 01:25:21,549
I've decided to take that rehab
1654
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:24,018
therapy session that lasts for 120 days.
1655
01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,753
Rebecca: Fine, all of you leave me!
1656
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:28,289
I just hope I don't fall and trip down those stairs
1657
01:25:28,323 --> 01:25:32,527
in this big empty house with only the cats to hear my cries.
1658
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,128
Ruth: Mom, our new house has a
1659
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:36,264
large bedroom suite with your name on it.
1660
01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,233
Jason: And I'm sure there's some very nice hotels
1661
01:25:38,266 --> 01:25:40,435
around our apartment in London.
1662
01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:43,438
Ruth: We'll always come back for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
1663
01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:47,041
Rebecca: Okay, I hadn't wanted to say anything
1664
01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:50,912
till the appropriate time but I think this is it.
1665
01:25:50,945 --> 01:25:56,017
I have been working on a one-woman show about my life.
1666
01:25:56,050 --> 01:25:58,186
I was just gonna play it here at the community college
1667
01:25:58,219 --> 01:26:00,522
but since all of you gonna be spread out all over
1668
01:26:00,555 --> 01:26:03,892
I thought I would take it on the road to all of your cities!
1669
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:08,730
Roy: Yeah, that would be great if you came for a short visit.
1670
01:26:08,763 --> 01:26:10,932
Rebecca: This is going to work out so well!
1671
01:26:10,965 --> 01:26:13,735
Rebecca Potts, the life and times of a
1672
01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:19,140
simple yet courageous woman from a small town in Tennessee.
1673
01:26:19,173 --> 01:26:22,177
Oh come on, let's get the kids and celebrate!
1674
01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:25,179
Frank, you think I could perform at your treatment center?
1675
01:26:25,213 --> 01:26:26,381
Frank: Oh Ma I have no doubt that
1676
01:26:26,414 --> 01:26:28,216
my therapist would want to meet you!
1677
01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:33,354
Rebecca: Jason, I wonder if the queen will come see my show.
1678
01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:34,622
Jason: Oh, I'm sure.
1679
01:26:35,423 --> 01:26:38,426
Paul wouldn't miss it for anything!
1680
01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:40,428
Paul: Bitch!
1681
01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:50,939
You sure you want to move to London?
1682
01:26:50,972 --> 01:26:52,106
Jason: Yeah.
1683
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,409
Paul: Maybe you'll like Smythe ...
1684
01:26:54,442 --> 01:26:57,445
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