All language subtitles for MacGyver.S06E07.Ek.Harrys_Will

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

SECRETARY: Wilton Newberry,
attorney at law.

Hold for a moment, please.

You may go in now,
Mister MacGyver.

Mr. Newberry?

Hi. My name's MacGyver...

You might remember me
from the reading
of my grandfather's will?

Harry Jackson?

I'm supposed to be
here at 7 a.m.

I'm a minute early.

So?

Your grandfather
instructed me

not to conduct
any business at hand
until 7 a.m.

He said,
"Mr. Newberry,

"I have chosen you
because of your adherence
to detail."

I can see why.
Thank you.

Please.

Now, Mr. MacGyver,
I am in a panic.

I do not seem
to have a record of your
first name in the file.

Yeah, it's just MacGyver.

Isn't that wonderful?

.
You must save
so much ink signing checks

(LAUGHING)

Signing ch...

The codicil to
your grandfather's will,

which I'm supposed
to give you at this

.
precise moment

(HUMMING)

HARRY: Dear Bud,

if you're readin' this note,
I guess I'm
pushin' up daisies.

Well, at least
I'm not payin' taxes.

There's somethin' very special
that I want you to have.

You can pick it up
at Mel's storage, 1420 Minton,
before 10 a.m. today.

Love, Harry.

Any idea
what this is about?

I was not privy to your
grandfather's intentions,

nor did I pry. Why?

Because I am a professional.

The, uh, card in the envelope

might give you
a clue, however.

Uh, a guess.

"Bud, keep your eyes
on the road,

"and your hands on the wheel."

That's very cryptic.

Just keep your
eyes on the road,

hands on the wheel.

You're doin' fine.

Just fine, Bud.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Cody!

Are you forgetting something?
Like what?

Your recipe book.

Keep it.

Well, gee, Cody, I kno
w I'll never be as good
a cook as you.

I know that.

But if I could come close.

You know, I just love the way
you do your goulash
and your scalloped potatoes.

Oh, and your broccoli.

Uh, Tiny, you'll do fine.

Dent.
Yeah, Big Mama.

Put your helmet on.

Whoa! Take it easy, Big Mama!

MEL: Yeah, MacGyver,
your grandpa Harry

made arrangements
for everything.

Arrangements?
Yeah.

Trailer to tow it,
a slot in Speedy's garage,

and, oh, yeah, this note.

Uh, I'm sorry abou
t the coffee stains.

"Our larcenous friend
slipped out of the noose,

"take him to Robin,

"the chicken's a wild goose."

Aha, aha,
just what I thought.

What?
Oh, that Harry is
one clever fella,

.
I'll give you that

Harry, Harry, Harry.

So, what does it mean?
It beats me.

That's what
I mean about Harry.

Anyway, here she is.

Mel, I called you last week,

.
you said it was here!
It was

Then where is it?

Try Speedy's garage.

.
On Second Avenue.
I know, I know

Garage. Second Avenue.
Speedy's. Hurry.

Do it.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(SNORING)

Excuse me?

.
Uh... Uh..

Oh, oh, I... I'm sorry
, I just...

MacGyver.
Yeah?

Who are you?
Give you a hint.

Dealer's got a six up,

you're holding 12.
Hit or stand pat?

Well, stand pat.

Cody?

Direct from
the slammer to you.

Man, it's been, what?

Seventeen years,
three months.

Long time.
Two weeks, four days.

I wanted to pay
my respects to Harry.

Of all my friends,

he was the only one
who visited me on the inside.

I loved your grandpa.

Well, thanks, Cody,
I appreciate that.

I appreciated him, too.

!
Anyhow, the Nomad lives on

.
I feel...
I feel good about that

Yeah, she's a beauty,
isn't she?

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, you didn't find anything
unusual in the car, did you?

Unusual. Like what?

Nothing. Nothing.

I was just, uh...
You know...

Forget it.

Cody,

you're up to something
. You got that look.

MacGyver, I've known you
since you were a kid.

How could you
think such a thing?

Because I've known you
since I was a kid.

Yeah, but don't forget,
I'm a changed man.
I've been rehabilitated.

How's it run?

We're about to find out.

(ENGINE STARTING)

Dent.
Big Mama.

What it is?

The man said Cody's
looking for a '57 Nomad.

This dude named MacGyver
is supposed to have it.

Check it out.

(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

Think it's in the Nomad?

I do, Dent, I do.

Ditto.

All right, she's warm.
Let's go. Hop in.

!
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, hold it

What?
You're missing a radiator cap.

What?

.
I don't see it

Oh. Oh, there's
an auto supply
right across the street.

All right.
I'll be right back.

Harry, what are you...
What are you up to anyway?

(WHIMPERING)

There's nothing here.

(WHIMPERS)

Looking for something, Cody?

Dent.

Bonk him.
Bonk?

(GRUNTING)

Bonk.

(CAR APPROACHING)

Hey! That's my car!

POLICEWOMAN:
Too bad about your Nomad.

Car's a classic.

Sign right there
at the bottom.

MACGYVER: Thank you very much.

"Take your... Take your
best friend's counsel,

"then talk to the bird.

"Go... Go to the Habit,

"over on third."
You see?

Thieves get a hold of
one of these puppies and poof!

Stripped faster than
you can say "black market."

Thank you very much.

Okay, partner.
We're out of here.

So, are you hungry?

Hungry
?
Yeah, yeah. So am I.

For some chicken.
Chicken?

Chicken, yeah.

How about the Chicken Habi
t on Third?

(TELEPHONE RINGING)
I've had a craving for one
of their drumsticks for years.

Speedy, phone.

(SNORING)

Sp...

Hello?
MAN: You MacGyver?

Yeah, who's this?
Your Nomad's at 2211 Thatcher.

Bring Cody. He's the key.

And no cops.

(DIAL TONE)

All right, Cody, let's go.
I got a lead on the Nomad.

What about the chicken
?
Later.

(SNORING)

What was that?

Maybe I ought to stay here,
hold down the fort.

Yeah, sure.

On second thought,
you might need me inside.

Anybody in there?
Shh!

Come on.

Can you teach me
how to do that?

I don't think
that's such a good idea.

Probably right.

There's a phone booth outside.
Call the police.

What about my chicken?

Forget your chicken.

I don't have any change.

Just dial 911.
It's free.

911.
Got it.

Cody!

My toe!

My toe!

My trike!

DENT: It's that MacGyver guy!

Freeze, dudes!

(GUN FIRES)

(PANTING)

You hurt?
Just my pride.

Better let me do the talking.

My trike!

Look at what you
did to my trike!

Uh-oh.

You better do the talking.

We want the diamond pendant.

Diamond pendant?

I don't know anything
about a diamond pendant.

Cody, I spent six years
in the cell next to yours.

We're talking
a million-dollar
diamond pendant.

I never said anything
about a diamond pendant.

.
You talk in your sleep

Cody, we know
it's in the Nomad.

The question is, where?

.
CODY: I got nothing to say

BIG MAMA: Convince him.

!
MACGYVER: Cody

BIG MAMA: Hold it.

Cody.

.
The pendant's mine

Law says finders keepers.

I did 17 years hard time
for that piece of jewelry.

Go ahead, kill me.
I ain't talking.

Cody.

What about your friend here?

Maybe I'll put a coupl
e of holes in him.

(GUN COCKS)

I'm sorry, MacGyver.
Cody!

.
Okay, okay

Harry,

,
MacGyver's grandfather

owned the Nomad.

He moved the diamond
and left this note.

Give me that.

"Take your
best friend's counsel,

"then talk to the bird.

"Go to the Habit,
over on Third."

No wonder you wanted
chicken so bad.

Yeah, and the one on Third
has the big chicken

where you place the order.
Yeah!

The bird on Third!

(CHUCKLING)
The pendant's in the chicken!

Sometimes
the man is frightening.

Excuse me, ma'am?

You got what you want.

Why don't you
let us out of here, huh?

After what you did
to my trike?

Get real!

Dent.

BIG MAMA: Sorry this place
is such a pit.

DENT: Ditto.

I'm so depressed.

I don't want to hear it.

When I pulled
that jewelry store heist,

I was hired by the owner.

A guy named Biff Arnold.

I don't want to
hear about it.

(GROANS)

The deal was

that he was to collect
the insurance money
and keep all the jewels.

The diamond pendant
was my payment
for pulling the job.

I never told the cops
about the jewels.

That's why they threw
the book at me.

Can we discuss this
some other time?

The insurance company
went out of business,

and Biff Arnold
was never paid.

I guess not.

Why are you telling me this?
Because Big Mama was right.

Legally speaking,
the pendant is
finders keepers.

When I found out
five years ago,

who do you think I called?
Right.

My childhood buddy, Harry.

I told Harry.

When he found out
about the heist,
he was steamed.

Do you know I wanted to
cut him in for half?

But no, he didn't
want any part of it.

Started talking about
the immorality of theft.

Yeah, well, Harry was right.

Yeah, yeah, tell me something.
How could a million bucks
be immoral?

Anyway,

at least Harry agreed to keep
the pendant safe for me.

CODY: Then a year ago,
he writes me,

he put the Nomad in storage.

So,

is the pendant still there
when I go to get it?

Of course not.

He leaves some
stupid riddle instead.

I was gonna open
a restaurant with the money
from the pendant.

I always dreamed that
I would be truly appreciated
for my culinary skills.

(HISSING)

Harry always said
you were a whiz
in the kitchen.

I can give Wolfgang Puck
a run for his money.

But now,
Dent and Big Mama have

got the pendant,

and the world will never taste
my eggplant parmesan.

Hey.

Hey, that's nice.
Real nice.

All right, let's go.
Use me as a step.

(HISSING)

Hey!

It's got a leak!
Well, hurry up!

(HISSING)

Okay, here.

Keep adding pressure
till I get out.

Let up for a second.
It's getting too full.

Cody, let up.

It's stuck!
Well, pull it out!

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

Sorry,
I'm not very mechanical.

I'll try to remember that.

So, come on.

Let's get to
the Chicken Habit.

Uh, I don't think
the pendant is there.

What do you mean?

Harry left me a note, too.

Come on,
I'll explain on the way.

Ah! Radiator cap.

CODY: Right.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(GIRL SCREAMING)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(SCREAMING)

Hi. Welcome to Chicken Habit.
Can I take your order?

Oh, yes.

(CHILDREN YELLING)
I'd like six chicken nuggets,
and three corn on the cob.

WOMAN: Can you speak
a little louder, sir?

I can't hear you.

Oh, okay. Quiet.

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(SCREAMS)
Quiet!

(CHATTERING STOPS)

I'd like six chicken nuggets,
and three corn on the cob.

Repair.
Just go on with your order.

Oh. Okay.

Uh, we'd also like
three colas
and a root beer.

"Our larcenous friend
slipped out of the noose."

Do you think
Harry's talking about me?

Probably right.

"Take him to Robin.

"The chicken's a wild goose."

Robin's an old friend
of Harry's and mine.

So what's he mean,
"The chicken's a wild goose"?

Well, I think that was
Harry's way of telling me

.
that the Chicken Habit
was a wild goose chase

Okay.

That all makes sense to me.

Except...

"Habit."

MacGyver!
It's so good to see you!

Hi, Sister.

Uh...

Sister Robin,
this is Bill Cody.

She's wearing a habit.
I know that.

It's so nice to meet you,
Mr. Cody.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Uh, same here, Sister.

Bill Cody, I know your name.

Buffalo Bill.
I get it all the time.

No, from somewhere else.

Harry. He said you'd be
coming here with MacGyver.

He left a package.

A package?

But before I give it to you,
Harry wanted us
to have a meal together.

Meal? Why?

I don't know.

But when I read that note,
I said to myself,

"Harry, what are you up to
, anyway?"

Did you figure it out?
No.

.
But, he was very insistent

No meal, no package.

No meal, no package.

Uh, pardon me,
but my manager wants to know

what you're doing
to our chicken.

We're replacing
it with a duck!

Where is that pendant?

MAN: Well, why don't you try
Sister Robin's kitchen

just up the street.

What?

I didn't say anything.
I did.

(MAN LAUGHING MANICALLY)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Mr. Cody,
this is quite possibly

the best soup I've ever had,

and I know, because my Stanley
was a first-rate cook.

Oh, thank you.

Would you divulge a recipe
to a harmless old lady?

To a harmless old lady
? Not a chance.

But to you,
I might consider it.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Cody.

Cody, I'm impressed.
You can cook.

Mr. Cody, I am speechless.

Well, actually,
not really, you know.

But you are simply wonderful.

Oh, that's very kind of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.

And now I suppose
you'd like the package.

Seventeen years
I've waited for this.

"Bud, I'd teach Cody myself,
except that I died,

,
"your lesson at center

"
"four notes, side by side.

Isn't this a beautiful thing?

Okay, everybody, freeze!

Can't you ever wait?
All right!

Hand it over. Now!

(GUN COCKING)

You heard the lady.
Hand it over.

No.

(GROANING)

Give it to him, Cody.

Have a nice life.

Ditto.

Cody,

they have got a gun.

So what?
Without that pendant,
life is worthless anyway.

.
That pendant is
a piece of costume jewelry

Costume jewelry? No way.

I had it appraised
before I went to prison.

It was almost worth
a million back then.

Not that pendant.

The diamond had a big scratch
right down the middle of it.

It was glass.

Harry...

Harry must have,
must have made a switch.

"I'd teach Cody myself,
except that I died,

"your lesson at center,
four notes, side by side."

Four notes side by side.

(WIND HOWLING)

Come on, what is this?

A hockey rink.

A hockey rink.

Why would Harry
bring us here?

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Hey, we made it.

Now your skates and stick
are behind the back seat.

You coming or what?

Just a second.

Harry,

you never forgot a thing.

Come on, MacGyver,
how is skating
going to solve anything?

(SIGHING)

I don't know.

"I'd teach Cody myself,

"except that I died,

"your lesson at center."

My lesson at center.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

COMMENTATOR: Taylor arena,
and the first period of
sudden death overtime

to decide this Minnesota state
Pee Wee Hockey Championship.

MacGyver, number 11 of the
Wildcats facing off against
Steve Smith of the Eagles.

MacGyver wins the draw...

(CROWD CHEERING)

...a long pass up the middle!
MacGyver gets the...

(COMMENTATOR CHATTERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)
MacGyver scores!

Wins the State Championship
in OT!

What a beautiful goal
from MacGyver!

He took a super pass...

(CROWD YELLING)

(COMMENTATOR CHATTERING)

The Wildcats win this game,

one-nothing
in sudden-death overtime.

You intentionally
tripped that boy.

But we did it, Grandpa.
We won!

You're no winner, Bud.

The Wildcats are
still celebrating

their dramatic win
here at Taylor Arena.

MacGyver,
the last man to leave the ice,

is skating over
to Referee Boss Jones.

He's pointing to center ice.

I don't know what he said
to the referee.

The referee going back
to the timer's bench
has disallowed the goal.

(CROWD BOOING)
Unbelievable.

I've never seen
anything like it!

They're taking the points
off the scoreboard.

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

Hey, Cody.

I think I figured it out.

The pendant's in the ice?

My lesson at center.

The one he wanted
to teach you.

By slipping me
a fake pendant?

Well,

in case you ran off
with it before the meal,
I guess.

Harry always saw
something in you.

Something decent.

And he knew Sister Robin's
kitchen was the perfect place
to tap into it.

By having me make lunch?

Well, yeah.

Cooking is what you do best,

.
and it's what the people a
t the soup kitchen need most

It was all a part
of Harry's lesson.

That success isn't a matte
r of how much you've got,

.
it's how well you live

Which is what?

I'm supposed to give
my pendant to charity?

Well, as a matter of fact,

Sister Robin
is losing her lease.

Hold it, hold it,
wait a minute.

Sister Robin has gotten along
just fine without me.

.
People have been eating
her lousy food for decades

All of a sudden they need me
to stay in business?

It's not that sudden.

Harry knew about
the lease coming due.

It was all part of his plan.

That's what he was up to.

That no-good schemer.

Why couldn't he have
just died like everybody else?

No, not Harry.
He's too stubborn.

CODY: Holy mackerel!

This is the real thing.

So what do you say?

SISTER ROBIN: Young man,
you get your hands
off of me!

Just let go of me right now!

Play it straight,
or say goodbye
to the penguin!

All right,
take it easy, relax.

And this one better be real.

Our fence laughed at us.

Oh, this is real, all right.

Come on, let's go.
Toss it over!

Okay.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Get him, MacGyver!

(GROANING)

Give me that!

(GROANING)

Are you all right?

(IN GERMAN ACCENT)
HerrCody and associates!

Welcome.

Perhaps you noticed
my black van
tracking your every move.

(MAN LAUGHING)

That was I.

The one behind the scenes.

The one who pitted
each of you
against the other,

so that I may
step in at the end,

and annex meinjust desserts.

You don't remember me,
do you, Freinholtz?

No.

I am HerrArnold.

I own this pendant

.
and I am reclaiming it

Biff Arnold?

The owner of
the jewelry store?

You weren't German.

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Right.

.
Well, as you can see,
the years have
been very stressful for me

Uh, Mr. Arnold,

that pendant is not yours.

(IMITATING JONATHAN WINTERS)
Is that right, sonny?

Well, as you can see,
I still have
possession of it,

(LAUGHING)
don't I?

(IMITATING JOHN WAYNE)
And possession's nine-tenths
of the law, pilgrim.

Besides,

(IMITATING JOHN HOUSEMAN)
I earned it.

The old-fashioned way.

It all started
when I was very young.

(IMITATING A SMALL CHILD)
I said, "Daddy, Daddy,
can I have some money,

"Daddy, please?"

(IMITATING JOHN WAYNE)
Tarnation, boy!

I said get out
in them fields

and shuck that cotton,
and shovel out that mule pen.

And get yourself a haircut
, you look like a sissy.

(SPEAKING IN GRUFF VOICE)
And so I did.

I wandered off int
o the world to build
my own business.

A jewelry store.

Very respectable,
but, I didn't have enough.

I wanted more.
Do you hear me?

More, more, more!

And, now look at me.

.
A shadow of
the man I once was

(CHORTLING)

I've waited years
for this moment.

And now the pendant is mine.

Do you hear me?
Mine! All mine!

Can I see it?

See it?

Uh, what do you mean, see it?
I, I don't understand.

Look at it.

I want to look
at your pendant.

Oh, sure, have a look.

But don't get any ideas.

(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY)
I'm a crack shot.

Yeah. I know you are.

.
Notice the quality

And the fine cut.

(IMITATING JONATHAN WINTERS)
It's not the size that
makes the gem, you know.

Stop that, sonny!

You're a pervert.

Mommy, Mommy,
forgive me, Mommy.

Let's ask Daddy, Mommy.

I want some money, Mommy.

.
(IMITATING JOHN WAYNE)
Hold on there, pilgrim

I told you to...
Is this how you remember him?

Nah, the years
haven't been kind.

He's gone over the deep end.

...dang ballet classes again.

Yeah.

(IMITATING JONATHAN WINTERS)
But Daddy, I gotta be me.

Hold it right there.

What?

The gun.

Give me the gun.

Sure.

Good. Now, stay put.

Someone will be here soon.

(IMITATING
INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
) Stay put?

Yes, stay put.

Put my foot.

Call 911?

ARNOLD: Put me down.

Putting.
Ah, yes, yes.
Tapioca pudding.

(LAUGHING)

Definitely.

(IMITATING PORKY PIG)

(STAMMERING)
T-t-t-that's all, folks!

(HUMMING LOONEY TUNES MELODY)

(ALL CHANTING)
Cody, Cody!

Just listen to them.

Word got out
that Cody's going to
start cooking today.

You don't think
he's changed his mind abou
t paying off our lease?

Ah,

I think he just stopped off
to deposit the check.
He'll be here.

He's just late.

.
Yes, he'll be here

(CROWD CHANTING)
Cody! Cody! Cody!

.
But he is awfully late

(DOOR OPENING)

What are you staring at?
The shirt?

The suitcase?

What would you do
if you had a million dollars?

All of a sudden,
I was in back of a taxi
on the way to the airport.

The cabbie turns
on the radio,

and do I hear music?
No, I hear Harry. He says,

"
"What are you up to, Cody?

How can I deal with that?

Well, am I late?

I'd say you
were just in time.

.
Your public awaits you

(ALL CHEERING)