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There we are!
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You know who she is?
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Your grandma would.
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That's Violet Meredith,
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just the sweetest
little thing I ever saw.
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Hmm.
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When talkies came in,
she just disappeared.
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I never saw her again.
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Now, hold on. Here, here comes
the best part.
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The construction scene.
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Yeah, boy. Come on.
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Now, watch, watch what's
coming, watch. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's some stunt, huh?
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Oh! Aw...
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Look at that.
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Oh...
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I'm impressed, Pinky.
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You and Karl Banky really
pioneered special effects.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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That Karl, he... he... he
could rig anything.
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You know, he was
from a legit theater.
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Oh, a matinee idol.
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Oh, all the girls,
they just went gaga over him.
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Then, along came
Rudy Valentino,
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and, well, poor Karl,
he was just box office poison.
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So, he went into, uh,
special effects,
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and... and directing,
and producing.
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Oh, he was some kind of genius.
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But he was also a screwball.
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So, where did you get
these prints?
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Oh, well I, uh, I've been kind of
strapped, financially, you know?
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And uh, l... I was thinking
of maybe selling the house,
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and so I, I was up in the attic
cleaning, and... and I found them
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in this old
prop studio suitcase.
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I didn't even know
I still had it.
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You know, if that Phoenix
Foundation that you say is so good,
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if they can work
all their special magic
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restoring these, uh,
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I won't have
to sell this house.
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It's all I have left.
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Well...
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You sure they'll be safe?
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Yeah.
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Karl Banky, he burned my negatives
two months before he died.
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You know, Pinky,
I read that file.
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It never proved
that Karl did it.
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Well, there's some things
you just know.
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Old Karl, he hated me so much
he could've killed me,
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but he knew burning my film
would hurt me more.
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See, that's something I don't
understand. You guys were partners.
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Why did he hate you?
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Violet.
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Violet.
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We were both
head over heels over her.
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Like I said, she disappeared.
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Violet, the pictures, Karl.
All gone.
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I thought all those years
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that my movies
were gonna last forever.
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I was there,
with Keaton, Chaplin, Lloyd.
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Now, all these people
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will see my three best movies,
never seen before!
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I'll make 'em laugh.
I'll make 'em cry.
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Oh, when you're as old as I am,
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you'll realize how grateful an old
guy like me can be for that, oh...
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Take care of 'em.
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You know I will, Pink.
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I just, I just
can't believe it.
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It's like I've gotten
my whole life back again.
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Well now you can
kiss it goodbye.
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Well, look at that!
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Now we've got burglars
from central casting.
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Put the suitcase down!
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You heard him!
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I know that voice.
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I know that voice!
It's Karl Banky!
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I know it can't be, but it is.
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Shut up!
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Lie down on the floor,
both of you!
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Do what he says, Pinky.
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No! He's got my movies!
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I'm not gonna lie down and
take that from some dead man.
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You never could
take direction, could you?
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If you try to follow us,
you're both history.
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In your case, Pinky,
ancient history!
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Yeah!
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Go.
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Zirconium charges,
set off by remote control.
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Wait. I know this box!
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Karl and I made it. It's the
first radio detonator ever used.
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That explains the bullet holes.
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Yeah, how'd those guys get it?
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Well, look. Two Stars. See?
See the logo?
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It's my old studio. Oh, they got
lots of this stuff out there.
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Oh, wait! Wait.
Where are you going?
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- I'm going to the studio!
- Studio? Why?
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It's a movie ranch now.
Location rentals, you know.
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Wait a minute, Pinky! Wait, wait
a minute. Come here. Come here.
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Don't you think we should
contact the police first?
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Banky's probably
burning my films right now!
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I just found 'em.
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If they get lost again, well I
might as well just lay down and die.
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All right, all right.
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We'll go after 'em.
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But let's take my car, okay?
Come on.
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Step on it, kiddo!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, sure.
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Shape charges.
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Bet my ignition...
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Pinky?
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Pinky...
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Damn!
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All the water's leaked out.
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It smells like sulfuric acid.
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And it's burned a hole
in your radiator core here.
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Made a slow leak.
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We can walk from here.
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Pinky. We're being set up.
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Pinky!
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They're on the lot.
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These guys gotta be like really
dim bulbs to fall for this, man.
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You gotta understand
Pinky's mind.
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The man's
a complete egomaniac.
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Listen, Pinky,
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if we haven't been spotted already,
we're sure gonna be.
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Oh, you can go. I don't blame
you for watching your fanny.
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They're my movies
and I'll get 'em back.
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No, what I'm saying is,
we ought to look around first.
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Find the movies.
Then see what we can do.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You really want
to stay with me?
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Pigheaded old man that I am?
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Yes.
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But I want to go into this
with a plan, you know?
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You know? I like you, kid.
You're okay.
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But I got no time for a plan.
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Look at him. Still cocky.
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He doesn't know that he's
about to pay me back
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for cheating me
out of what's rightfully mine.
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Ours, dude.
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Don't forget, I spent three
months playing security guard.
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Plus, if we off the old man I can
go up for murder just like you.
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Neil, Pinky Burnette
is an old man
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with unsteady legs
and a heart condition, get it?
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If he has an accident or a heart attack,
there won't be any murder charges.
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- That works for me.
- Good, Neil.
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Hey, you know what I'm gonna
do with my share, man?
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I'm gonna make
a slasher movie.
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I'm gonna be a filmmaker
just like you, Karl!
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Come on, take meetings,
uh, do lunch.
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Audition girls in bikinis.
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This is the truck.
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No movies.
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All right, Pinky,
you stay here, out of sight.
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I'll try and get a closer look.
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Are you gonna stay here?
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Cross my heart.
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He's burning my movies again!
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I'm not afraid of you, Banky!
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Get ahold of yourself, Pinky
You don't believe in ghosts.
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The man's a bigger fool
than I thought.
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Oh! Oh, boy.
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Pinky?
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Damn!
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Pinky?
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Who is this stud?
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You said four flat tires
was gonna lose him.
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Now what are we
gonna do with him?
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Whatever we have to, Neil.
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Pinky?
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Don't move, Pinky.
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Come on, Pinky.
Slow down, will you?
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Doggone it!
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Pinky, stop!
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Snakes!
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Pinky?
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He's not falling, Karl.
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And if he doesn't fall,
he doesn't die.
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Don't rush the moment,
Mr. Filmmaker.
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It's all right.
It's all right.
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I'm terrified of snakes.
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Pinky, they're only rubber.
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See?
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That's a load off my mind.
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I'm ready to talk
about a plan, MacGyver.
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- All right, Pinky!
- Huh?
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In my back pocket,
there's a knife. Grab it.
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God...
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Now, give me your wallet.
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What are you going to do,
rob me or save me?
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Just give me the wallet!
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All right. Now open it.
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- Hold it by the end, real tight.
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, okay...
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Okay. Shimmy over.
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Okay.
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Now on the count of three,
I'm gonna let go of the catwalk.
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You call this a plan?
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Just hang on.
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- You ready?
- Hey.
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What is this dude up to?
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Nothing that's
gonna do 'em any good.
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- One!
- Huh?
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Two, three!
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Whoa! Oh, whoa!
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This dude is like
so fully awesome!
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Don't start a fan club
just yet, Neil.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
That was spectacular!
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Just like Douglas Fairbanks
in The Black Pirate.
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Yeah. Here's your wallet. Let's
get out of here, what do you think?
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Oh, come on.
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What's that?
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Nitro. Bum ticker.
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It's my suitcase. Again.
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This time, it looks like,
it looks like the real thing.
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Well how many of those
did they have?
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Oh, you know
property departments.
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They made four or five
out of everything.
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Oh, yes! Okay. Bull's eye!
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All right, Karl, now, nothing fancy.
Let's just go down there
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and croak 'em, a little lead in
the head, bang-bang, they're dead.
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Death by shooting brings the cops, Neil.
I don't want that.
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What we need is
an accident here, see?
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Something a little more subtle
than bang-bang, they're dead.
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That's gas, Pinky!
Don't breathe it!
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God...
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- Pinky?
- Mmm...
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- Pinky.
- Mmm...
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Pinky!
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This scene look familiar?
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Oh...
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The Hobo.
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Yeah.
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I was chained to a track
with Violet.
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I saved her by...
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by kicking the switch
to a side track.
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No side track.
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Where's Rex, the wonder do
when you need him?
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There's a train coming!
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Now is not a time to panic,
Pinky.
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Are you kidding?
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Now's the perfect time
to panic!
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Oh, God. Oh, oh, my heart,
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it's just going crazy!
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Oh, my heart...
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Hang in there, Pinky,
I think it's...
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Pinky?
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Pinky?
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Pinky!
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Oh, no!
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Uh...
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Where...
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Where are we?
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- Another sound stage.
- Huh?
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- Look.
- Huh?
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- Floorboards.
- Huh...
257
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,825
- How are you feeling?
- Uh...
258
00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:07,826
Just a little run down.
259
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,322
See?
260
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,870
Way to go, Mr. Movie Magic.
261
00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:30,867
The old man's heart
is stronger than I thought.
262
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:34,322
Even if he had a coronary,
it still leaves the brainy dude.
263
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:37,867
I say we do 'em now, man,
both of 'em!
264
00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:41,322
Neil, I hired you to help me
not to do my thinking.
265
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:45,368
Karl.
266
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,366
You think I'm stupid?
267
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,366
Are your feelings hurt, Neil?
268
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,867
Yeah. I got feelings.
269
00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,868
Okay, so I'm
no rocket scientist.
270
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:03,366
But I'm smart enough
to be a producer.
271
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:06,913
Or to snuff the guy who stole
my ticket to the top.
272
00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:09,908
What about you?
273
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:14,368
I'll take care of Pinky
and his friend my way, dude.
274
00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:18,374
Now come on,
let's get this done.
275
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,833
How are we
gonna get off this track?
276
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:34,073
We'll unchain you, Pinky. I got one
last surprise for the two of you.
277
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,074
Then it's a wrap.
278
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,619
Banky?
279
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:42,075
You tried to kill me.
280
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:44,620
You... you dirty rat.
281
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:49,617
Who does your plastic surgery?
282
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:52,617
You're not funny.
You never were.
283
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,615
Unchain 'em, Neil.
284
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,116
Who... Who are you?
285
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:06,119
My name's Karl Meredith.
Ring any bells for you?
286
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:10,118
Violet Meredith was my mother.
Karl Banky was my father.
287
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,704
No. No.
288
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:19,157
No, that would
be impossible. Uh-uh.
289
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:23,159
Karl he... he was a bachelor.
His whole life.
290
00:29:24,709 --> 00:29:25,698
A loner.
291
00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:27,700
That's how well you knew them.
292
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,165
They were married secretly.
293
00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:32,203
So their fans would think
they were still single.
294
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:36,201
My father died
a month before I was born.
295
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,200
I never took his name.
296
00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:42,200
Violet Meredith,
she... she hated Karl.
297
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:45,200
No. You were the one
she couldn't stand.
298
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:49,201
She adored my father.
But you...
299
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:52,200
You swindled both of them
out of all their profits.
300
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:56,747
No! Those... those
movies were mine!
301
00:29:56,750 --> 00:30:00,197
I never wanted the studio.
Only my work.
302
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:02,199
You ran up debts.
303
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,617
When you left, my father
was stuck with all the bills.
304
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,991
He ran up those bills.
305
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:13,994
He ran 'em up because he only
made special effects pictures!
306
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,491
If he were working today,
I tell you,
307
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:20,994
he'd make Terminator 2
look like a low-budget movie.
308
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,787
Your dad agreed
to a deal, Meredith.
309
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,329
He must have thought he could
turn the studio around.
310
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,370
No way. Not without Pinky.
They were a team.
311
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,912
My mother told me how he died.
312
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,374
Slowly, painfully.
313
00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:41,909
The settlement
you forced on him broke him.
314
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,908
You killed him, Burnette.
315
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:48,408
Maybe now...
316
00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:51,409
Maybe now he can rest in peace.
317
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,406
Outside.
318
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,907
Outside, move it.
319
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,615
What about my movies?
320
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,617
They've been in the office
safe the entire time.
321
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:13,116
And I got to thank you, Pinky,
for finding them.
322
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:14,615
You know of course
that when you die
323
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:17,617
the rights to all of your films
revert back to my mother's estate.
324
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,662
You'll be happy to know
that I'm the sole heir.
325
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:26,656
- What?
- Go.
326
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:32,158
Is that true?
Was that the deal?
327
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:35,158
It was part of the
settlement with Banky.
328
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:41,162
You see, Violet was
a silent partner of Two Stars.
329
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:45,159
But when she disappeared, l... I
just never thought it would happen.
330
00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:56,539
Move out.
331
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,081
Come on.
332
00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:13,036
My mother always told me how much you
enjoyed working in the tank, Pinky.
333
00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,157
Can you tread water?
334
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,157
Of course I can tread water.
335
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,703
But I can also swallow it!
336
00:32:33,709 --> 00:32:35,700
Oh, I hate this tank!
337
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:43,035
Sooner or later, you're gonna
get tired, Pinky. Dead tired.
338
00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:46,033
Pull up the rope ladder, Neil.
339
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:15,239
The water that you're about to inhale
was piped from the Mojave river.
340
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,332
That's where the cops
are going to find your bodies.
341
00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:21,702
So, no one will never know that
you drowned on my father's old lot.
342
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,700
I like it.
343
00:33:24,709 --> 00:33:27,200
Gee, that means
the world to me, Neil.
344
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:34,040
Like father, like son, Karl!
345
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:38,034
Your father played a killer
But you are one!
346
00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:39,531
Oh...
347
00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:43,033
Meredith was right.
348
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:45,032
I can't keep up long like this.
349
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,032
Hang on, Pinky.
350
00:33:54,709 --> 00:33:55,698
- Pinky...
- Uh-huh?
351
00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:57,700
- If you stood on my shoulders...
- Yeah?
352
00:33:57,709 --> 00:34:00,997
- Think you could grab that hose?
- I don't know.
353
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,074
Let's give it a go, huh?
354
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,573
You ready?
355
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,578
Think you can stay up
by yourself for a few seconds?
356
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,032
- Yeah, I think so.
- All right.
357
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:28,783
Hey, do you think it's safe
to leave 'em there?
358
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,783
- How are they gonna get out, Neil?
- I don't know.
359
00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:34,785
Well, think about it. Their hands
are chained. They got no exit ladder.
360
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:38,783
They'll drown by the time we pick
up the films and get back here.
361
00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:42,284
Then we put 'em in the back of the
truck, head for the river. Simple.
362
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,115
There...
363
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,541
- Can you tread a little longer?
- No.
364
00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:06,828
Well, you have to.
365
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,781
Oh!
366
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:04,782
You... you did it!
367
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,280
Oh...
368
00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:13,575
Hey, what are you going to do with
your share of the film profits?
369
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:17,155
I don't know, maybe start
a special effects house.
370
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,657
I hope it comes out better
than the stuff you rigged here.
371
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:20,827
Don't laugh at me,
you little son of a...
372
00:37:20,834 --> 00:37:22,290
I will not be laughed at
by a man
373
00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:25,033
whose chief ambition in life
is to produce slasher films!
374
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,123
Chill out, dude.
375
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,658
You're losing
your sense of humor.
376
00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:41,746
Oh, oh, Stop. Stop.
377
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:44,742
I gotta... Oh, I gotta stop.
378
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,206
One of these days,
379
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:50,823
I'm gonna tell you how old I am,
and it'll scare you to death.
380
00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:54,907
All right, listen. Think you can
make it to the hotel down the street?
381
00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:56,407
Oh, yeah.
382
00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:59,909
Yeah, I could use a bath
and a good meal.
383
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,115
The brainy dude.
384
00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:25,616
He's some sort of Houdin
i or something.
385
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:28,617
- I'm not finished with those two yet!
- No, I say that you are!
386
00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,615
And no more special effects.
387
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:35,117
Just bullets. Plain bullets.
388
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:41,659
Okay, Neil. Okay.
389
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:53,575
Oh, look at that.
390
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:56,074
Well, I gotta
hand it to you, kid.
391
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,621
You know that hose gag
and this, this hinge bit.
392
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:03,072
You're the second most original
thinker that I ever met.
393
00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:04,614
Thanks.
394
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,074
I, uh...
395
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,082
I got a confession
to make, kid.
396
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:15,617
I get the movies back,
or I don't.
397
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:20,949
This has been the most exhilarating
day I've had in 60 years.
398
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,702
Okay.
399
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,992
I don't think
I can run anymore, MacGyver.
400
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,866
You're not gonna
have to, Pinky.
401
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:44,866
We're gonna make
our stand, right here.
402
00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,373
Anything I can do to help?
403
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:51,912
Well, I'm gonna need
a little time.
404
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:54,366
You think you can keep
those guys busy for a while?
405
00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:57,909
Are you kidding? Why...
406
00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:01,364
I can do five minutes,
standing on my head. Ha!
407
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,828
Hold it! Back it up.
408
00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:30,578
I think I just saw Pinky.
409
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,037
God, the old man's gone goofy.
410
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,577
Move it.
411
00:40:55,834 --> 00:40:58,496
Come on. Yeah, come on...
412
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,782
Right into the trap.
413
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,074
That's for MacGyver's tires.
414
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,575
Oh, man! This is so bogus!
415
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,039
Come on, Neil!
416
00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,997
Don't shoot us. We surrender.
417
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,995
Watch out, Neil.
It could be a trick.
418
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,989
No way.
419
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,536
Let's rock and roll.
420
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:34,329
It's over, dude-skies.
421
00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:37,033
Nice try.
422
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,531
I don't like it.
423
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:41,124
- They're up to something.
- No way, man.
424
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,741
It's over.
425
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,082
Nothing personal, boys,
426
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:50,075
but I'm gonna put you out of the
misery that Karl here's been creating.
427
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:54,825
Now drop your arms.
428
00:42:54,834 --> 00:42:57,655
See, I don't want
the autopsy to show
429
00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:02,240
that their hands were up when this
on-duty peace officer plugged 'em.
430
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,747
I said, drop 'em!
431
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,332
You did it, Pinky!
432
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:28,575
No, it wasn't me. Uh-uh.
433
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,700
It was you and me.
434
00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:37,248
As a team.
435
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:40,704
A great team,
that's what it was. Yeah.
436
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,703
It was, well, it was like
Laurel and Hardy.
437
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:47,704
Or... or the Marx Brothers
or Abbott and Costello.
438
00:43:47,709 --> 00:43:48,698
Yeah.
439
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,702
Oh, yeah, they're here.
They're all here.
440
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,997
Can't you hear 'em?
441
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,536
It's movie magic.
442
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:04,534
Oh, God, I love this business!
443
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,742
Hey, Pinky.
Why aren't you inside?
444
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:46,741
Oh, I'm just too nervous.
445
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,742
L... I was shaking
so much inside that...
446
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:52,741
They were laughing at me
instead of my movies.
447
00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,241
No, no, they love 'em.
448
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:57,241
No.
449
00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:01,789
Come on, Pinky, the movies
are great. They're very funny.
450
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:06,789
Well, I, I did get
a sweet distribution deal.
451
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:10,239
And an offer,
to star in a big picture.
452
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:14,239
You see? That's terrific! What
are you worried about here?
453
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:17,242
Well, I don't know, I don't
know, I mean, I don't know.
454
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:20,287
It's just... just... I'm not used
to being back in the business.
455
00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:23,283
Reborn. A star.
456
00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,283
Oh, tell me
I'm not just daydreaming.
457
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,576
I think that's your answer.
458
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:39,622
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, but,
you know there are no kids in there.
459
00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,081
I don't think the kids
are gonna like 'em, do you?
460
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:44,332
Pinky! Were you always
this nervous in the old days?
461
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,415
Well, I...
Of course I was nervous.
462
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:48,908
L... l... I invented
the word "nervous."
463
00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:52,409
I mean, I was what they called
a... a basket case.
464
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,907
Well, guess what?
465
00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,908
You're back.
466
00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:58,407
All the way back.
467
00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:01,415
You're right.
468
00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:05,409
I'm back! I'm back.
469
00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,408
I am back!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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