All language subtitles for MacGyver - 6x11 - Squeeze Play.DVD.en

MAMA COLTON: Easy
with my bags, now.

I know they're heavy.

Thank you, baby,
you done good.

Much obliged.

Well, look who's come
to welcome his Mama home.

Hello, Froggie,
come on to Mama.

Hi, Froggie baby.
My Froggie baby.

There's a Mama's
Froggie baby.

How's that baby?
How's that baby?
How's that...

Hi, MacGyver.
Hi, Mama.

I see you made it
through the week
with my dog.

Thanks for taking
care of him for me.

Where are the boys?

Well, Frank and Jesse
got called

on a big jump-bail case,

right in the middle
of the family reunion.

And my mother

won't let Billy
come home just now.

Do you know he had
nerve enough to tell her

he liked her cooking
better than mine?

Whoo.

Will you bring
those bags in for me?
Come on, Frog.

Froggie. Froggie baby.

Froggie baby.

Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.

(FROGGIE BARKING)

?
MAMA COLTON: Hey,
what are you doing

! (CRASHING)
Come back here

Mama?

Hold him!

Help!

Thief!

Thief!

Get lost.

(GROWLING)

I'll go this way.
I'll go the other.

(BARKING)

All right,
let's hold it up.

Somebody's in big trouble.

Ricky?

I didn't want to steal
your baseball cards,
Mrs. Colton.

But I had to,
or T.J. Mitchell
would have beat me up.

You stole my son's
baseball cards? Why?

Somebody traded me
some bogus cards

that they got
from T. J. Mitchell.

I tried to trade them
back to T.J.
and he caught me.

?
Counterfeit baseball cards

?
Well, what did you do
with the box you just took

hem to T.J.

.
He trades at
the Batter's Box card shop

That's where
the Novis Reilly
Trading Post is.

Novis Reilly?

Now don't you
tell me, Ricky,

that he had something
to do with this.

He's a famous
baseball player.

Ah!

Novis,

you make a gambler's bet,

you gotta pay
a gambler's debt.

When Marsh says ge
t the Reggie Jackson
collection

before it goes
in the museum,

you do like you're told.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

I won't do like I'm told!

I don't steal from friends.

You tell Marsh
I won't cross that line.

You will the Jack
son collection.

And tell your daughter
to quit hassling
our card dealers,

or she's gonna get
a lot worse than this.

MacGyver, you got
to get those cards back.

Frank's been savin' 'e
m since the '50s.

Well, Mrs. Colton,
I really think you should

call the police.
They know how to...

And just how quickly
do you think
they're gonna get here

on a call about
some baseball cards?

?
You got to go
down to the, where

Batter's Box card shop
. It's three blocks over
on Third.

You got to go
down there

and get my
son's cards back.

.
And I'll be
down there shortly

But, Mrs. Colton...

MacGyver,

you always said just call
if I needed help

when the boys
weren't here, didn't you?

Yes, ma'am.
Well.

Yes, ma'am.

And Ricky, you come with me.

We're going upstairs
and telephone,

and talk to
your mama and papa.

Get out of the way, Frog.

.
Keep up the good work, T.J

(COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING)

Yeah, I'll be with you
in a second, chief.

I listed your card
on the bulletin board.

You get an offer,
I'll let you know.

Don't do anything
stupid with it, huh?

Scram.

(PHONE DIALING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah, what's up,
chief?

Um...
Oh!

Hey, man.

Uh, neighborhood munchkin'
s got a primo Dwight Gooden.

Rookie year.

Yeah, I'll make him an offer.

Yeah.
Yeah,

I'm lookin' for a kid,
name of T.J. Mitchell.

Everybody's lookin'
for somebody, my man.

What do you want with him?

Well, I'm trying to locate
a box of baseball cards.

.
I think T.J. might have it

Can't help you.

Can't

or won't?

I don't know.

Take your pick, my man.

Either way,
you get nothing here.

The Mitchell kid
made a trade with
Eli "The Expert"

in that back room there.
They both just left.

I know who you are,
sweetheart,

.
and I want you
out of my store, like, now

This baseball has
a very phony Roger Maris
signature on it,

chief.

And look at
the blurred dot patterns
on these baseball cards.

Lousy counterfeitin',
my man.

You talk to this guy,
or I'll have my friend

from the D.A.'s office
in here so fast,
your hair'll fall out.

Out of here,
honey, now!

(EXCLAIMING)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

You don't have to get
so physical, okay?

Out of my store,
both of you!

Easy.

There are other ways
of handlin' it, okay?

Okay. No problem.

But you guys
are exploiting kids
through baseball cards,

and I am gonna get
to the bottom of it.
You hear me?

Hey, big guy,
I have a feeling

you and I could wreak
some havoc together.
I'm Wendy.

MacGyver,
and I don't have time

to "wreak havoc"
right now.

s
I am talking about
hoodlum rip-off artist

who bully people,
ruin their lives,

and exploit kids,
and you don't have the time?

I mean,
just lookin' at you,

I figured you're the kind
of guy who'd wanna

jump right in
and help take down
these kind of scuzzballs.

Uh, Wendy...

I've got a police friend
who is very good at his job.

I'm gonna throw
it over to him.

You got a problem
with these people,
I suggest you do the same.

Buddy, you tell a cop you got
a baseball card problem,
and he's gonna look at you

like you lost your
cotton-pickin' mind.
I've been there.

What about your friend
in the D.A.'s office?

Oh, I was just
bluffing that flake.

I mean, cops, D.A., they'r
e busy breakin' their necks
with the heavy stuff,

like murder, rape,
assault, battery.

Baseball cards
don't mean a thing

'cause they just
ain't got that ring.
You know what I mean?

MacGyver.

MacGyver,

did you get my boy's
cards back yet?

No, and if he doesn't
work with me, lady,
he won't.

I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.

I'm Mama Colton.
Hi.

Uh, this is Wendy.

And we gotta get movin',
Mrs. Colton.

I mean, I was just
telling handsome here
that we gotta roll

while the trail's still hot.

But he doesn't
want to work with me,

and I'm the one
with all the expertise.

What do you think of that?

Well, I don't know
all the particulars,

but I do know two head
s are better than one.

Here's the list
of all the cards
that were taken, MacGyver.

Holy moley,
1951 Willie Mays
rookie card!

Reggie Jackson, Mantle
, Maris, Clemente,
DiMaggio, Paige.

Mrs. Colton,
we're talkin' over $50,000
worth of cards here.

We have to get these back.

$50,000?

MacGyver, I think
you ought to consider

working with this
young lady, don't you?

Mama, I hardly even
know this young lady.

Well, you're both travelin
g on the same path,

and she seems
to know the road.

MacGyver?

I don't have my boys
here to help me.

Yes, ma'am.

.
Come on, Froggie, let's go

(SIGHING) All right.
Where do we start?

With a chalk talk. My place.

.
Actually,
I was wondering why
you're so involved in this

Because my dad
is a victim.

Oh, don't worry,
I'll tell you all about it.

Is this your car?
'57 Nomad, wow!

That was same year
Hank Aaron was
the National League MVP.

Real nice.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(BEEPING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Hello?

Yeah, this is, uh, Tim,
down at the Batter's Box.

Reilly's daughter
was just here,

threatening D.A. action.

Really?

Well, we'll get her
straightened out.

These cards are
mint condition originals.

I can make copies that will
sell to any card shop

in any card show

anywhere in the country.

That's very good, Eli.

Get on it.

WENDY: The stakes
in sports memorabilia

have gotten real high,
MacGyver.

Even a pair of
kid's underwear

signed by Babe Ruth
got thousands bid on 'em.

I mean,
players change caps
and jerseys several times

in record-breaking games,
so they can sell off
more collectibles.

And cons, creeps,
and organized crime
are taking advantage,

because there's
no real protection
for the consumer,

which are mostly kids.

That makes me so mad,
I could scream.

(EXCLAIMING)

So, you're a baseball fan.

I'm not a fan,
I'm a product.

Product?

I love baseball,
and hate anything
that hurts it.

(LAUGHING) Oh...

Like this lizard.

Bill Marsh.

.
Used to deal in
gambling and extortion

Now he's in
sports collectibles.

Marsh buys, steals,
trades, sells, forges,

counterfeits, you name it.
That's the guy I'm after.

And that's the guy
you and I are gonna stop.

WENDY: Dad.

Dad?

Your father's Novis Reilly?

Who are you?

Uh, my name's MacGyver, sir.

He's gonna help me
find Marsh's big house
and bring him down.

.
Wendy, you can't be
draggin' strangers
into our personal business

I don't want to hear
another word about Marsh.

He'll hurt you, honey,
I know he will.

I came over here
to tell you
to stay out of this.

No. I'm out when you're out,
and not one minute before.

You know anything
about me, MacGyver?

Oh, yeah.

You ever see me
play baseball?

Sure.

Uh, when I was
going to college,

I used to usher out
at Mets Stadium
once in a while.

.
That doesn't mean
you really watched me play

Uh...

o
You used to have
this nervous thing you'd d

whenever you thought
you could steal second base.

You'd kind of rub
the back of your nose,
like this,

sort of backhanded, like.
It was a dead giveaway.

You're sayin'
you read me like a book?

?
Lucky nobody else did, huh

Yeah.

You're all right.

She's brought some
real bozos around here
, you know what I mean?

Sorry, MacGyver,
subtlety is not
a Reilly family trait.

I guess my daughter's
definitely proof of that.

Honey, I'm gonna tell you
one more time.

You're in over your head
with Marsh.

Now, stay out of my affair
s before you get hurt.

Please.

.
No. I'm not gonna back off

I am gonna go after Marsh
with all I've got.

100%, Dad.

Some mess, huh?

No kiddin'. How'd you get
tied into a guy like this?

Dad spent like
his baseball caree
r would never end.

And when it did,
he started gamblin
g to keep up.

Oh, man.

Yeah. And now Bill Marsh
has gambling markers

with his signature
all over 'em.

Threatened to turn
the markers in to
the Baseball Commissioner

if he didn't use his name
to front for their sleazy
card shows and stuff.

I mean, they got him
in a squeeze play.

Yeah, no kiddin'.

You know, the gambling
could get him banned

from anything to do
with baseball.

Well,
that's what I'm trying to
get him to face up to.

You think
bringing down this Marsh
would do that for you?

It's the only way I know.

Street sources say
that Marsh has a big house

where he forges
and counterfeits.

That's probably where
Mrs. Colton's cards
will end up.

The question is,
how do we find it?

Is there a big demand
for this kind of stuff?

Oh, plenty.

But I'd go bonkers
if I lost one.

I mean,
to me they're priceless.

Except this.

.
Bogus Walter Johnson,
I bought at an auction

Only an ink expert could
tell it isn't the real thing.
I'm still mad.

Well, I'm gonna try to put
a homing device in here.

Sure. We'll use their
computer bulletin boar
d for a trade,

.
and if they take it
to the big house
for duplication, we follow

Brilliant! I mean,
the minute I saw you,

I knew you were
the man for the job.

,
You better tell me
Novis Reilly's in line

because I just got a call
about his brat daughter

.
hassling one of our people

He's not in line, Marsh.

We worked him over
pretty good,

but he kept saying
he's not crossing
that line.

Well, then you didn't
beat him bad enough.

I got a guy
willing to throw down
$1 million cash

for the Jackson collection
, no questions asked.

Reilly has to get it.

The guy won't you want me
to do?

Look, I paid $50,000

for Novis Reilly's
gambling markers

and I intend to get
a proper return
on my investment.

Now, if beating him
and threatening him

with exposure as a gambler
doesn't cut it,

well, then he's down
to one choice.

,
Get the Jackson collection

or die.

MAMA COLTON: Now,
here's the deal I made
with your mom and dad.

For every single card
that you stole,

you gonna read
some kind of book.

Say it.

,
For every card I stole

I have to read
some kind of book.

And before you know it,
you're going to love reading.

Yes, ma'am.

Now, I'm gonna hold yo
u to this.

And your mama's
gonna keep a list.

Agreed?
Yes, ma'am.

Here are some books
that my son Billy loved.

You take 'em home
and read 'em.

Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Colton.

Apology accepted.

And you hold your head up,

and take these books home

and read.

Hey, Ricky.
How's it goin'?

I've never met
anybody like her.

(LAUGHING)

This place a restaurant?

Used to be,
until my boys got into
the bounty hunting business.

This restaurant's
my fallback.

So, did you get
my boy's cards back?

Oh, not yet,
but MacGyver's got it wired.

You see?

He put a homing device
in this Walter Johnson
baseball,

and we are gonna
make them an offer
they can't refuse.

This $10,000 baseball

for $9,000
worth of your cards.

So we will get them back?

Yeah,
except they'll probably
be counterfeit copies.

We need Alex
to make an offer.

Right this way.

Who's Alex?

Alexandre Dumas.

My computer's named after

.
the black French writer
who wrote Three Musketeers

Oh.

Now, Alex, don't you
make me look bad.

Who's our seller?

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

?
You Dexter

That's my name.
You Mr. Eli?

That's right.

Can I come in?
Sure.

Great.

MACGYVER: That's a nic
e elevator you've got.

Oh, nice place
you've...

Who's he?

He's huge.
Yeah, well, forget him.

Now, I believe
these are the items

you are looking for.

1950s.

Rookies.

Wow.

These are excellent.

You have somethin'
for me to look at?

h, oh, yeah.
Huh? O

.
Be careful

ELI: Undeniably...

Walter Johnson.

One of the cleanes
t I have seen.

Boy, I really think
I'm skinnin' a fat pig here.

I'll be happy
to make the trade

for my client.

So, you ready
to do business, slick?

I guess I'll just
make the deal and go.

Good.

(FAINT BLEEPING)

Here we go.

NOVIS ON TV: When the chips
were down in a crucial game,

there was nobody better
at rising to the occasion

than the man we came
to cheer as Mr. October.

Ladies and gentlemen, as the
Chairman of Acquisitions

for the American
Museum of Baseball,

it's my pleasure
to welcome my friend,

Mr. Reggie Jackson.

(PEOPLE CLAPPING)

Thanks, Novis.

JACKSON: Thank you, Novis.

I think we all know
that we're part
of something special,

the national pastime.

But you're so busy
playing the game,

it isn't until
we look back later

that you understand
or have a sense
of how special it really is.

The American
Museum of Baseball

will continue
to preserve the spirit

of baseball,

which we all know
affects our youth...

tomorrow's
decision-makers.

d
I'd like everybody
to know that I look forwar

to Saturday's
dedication ceremonies.

REPORTER: What equipment
are you dedicating?

I think it's pretty easy
to say that
the highlight of my career

was 1977 World Series,
the final game.

Hit three home runs.

(PHONE DIALING)
We're gonna
dedicate the bat,

the three baseballs,

the uniform that I wore,
and the glove that I wore

(PHONE RINGING)
during the entire
World Series.

Hello?

Novis.

You're playing the big shot
like nobody can touch you.

MARSH: Now how am I gonna
get it through your head

that you owe me,
and I want to be paid.

Let me put it to you
plainly, Novis.

I want the Jackson collection
in two days,

or you don't have to worry
about working in baseball

or making the Hall of Fame,
because you'll be dead!

(BEEPING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Mrs. Colton,

.
I need the resident
registered at this address

Uh-huh.

MacGyver,
you're just like my boys.

Get Mama to do
the networking.

MAMA COLTON: I'll get
right back to you.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

All right, listen.
I'm gonna check
this place out.

You wait for Mrs. Colton
to call back.

This time.
But next time I go in
and you answer the phone.

We'll talk about it.

(DOG BARKING)

Whoa!

(SNARLING)

(DOG BARKING)

WILLARD: I just
don't understand it.

Look, why don't we steal
the Jackson collection
ourselves?

MARSH: Love to,
but nobody knows
where it is,

except Novis Reilly.

And Jackson
hasn't checked into
a hotel anywhere.

So what do you do?

Let the client
spend his $1 million
somewhere else?

No, I don't let
the client spend his
$1 million somewhere else.

We put our heads together

and we come up with a way
to motivate Novis Reilly.

Muscle didn't work,

and apparently
he doesn't care about
his reputation anymore.

MARSH: Willard, do you
always have to tell me

what I already know?

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

The house that MacGyver
is asking about

belongs to a Bill Marsh.

You're welcome.

Is MacGy...

Wendy?

Wendy?

?
MAMA COLTON: Wendy

?
Wendy, where are you, girl

(SCRAPING ON DOOR)

(WHISPERS)
MacGyver?

MacGyver?

(DOG SNARLING)

(BARKING)

WENDY: Easy, easy.

Nice doggy.

Nice doggy.

Uh, I had a doggy
kind of like you once.

.
Only..

my doggy wasn't as pretty.

Huh?

(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

.
Good doggy

You know, I've got
the book on Reilly.

There's gotta be a way.

(DOG BARKING)

You got a woman gardener?

(DOG BARKING)

That's Reilly's daughter.

Think she heard us
talkin'?

MARSH: Doesn't matter.
We've got her.

Good dog, good doggie.

Well, well.

It looks like we just
got ourselves the
Reggie Jackson collection.

(BLEEPING)

Novis, it's MacGyver.

How'd you get this number?

That's not important
right now.

Marsh just kidnapped Wendy.
Oh!

No, no, no.
I'll break him in half.

ten, Novis,
Lis

I overheard him talkin'
about pressuring you
into stealin'

the Reggie Jackson
collection. What about that?

I don't know
anything about that.

I'm gonna have to
look into it, okay?

No, I think before
we do anything,
we should call the police.

No. No cops.
Not yet.

Look, Marsh
and his people are dangerous.

We should talk.
But--But not on the phone.

All right,
I'll be right over.
What's your address?

Not here. They might
be watchin' my place.

Where can we meet?

Um, all right,
meet me at 415 Maple.

All right.

That's 10 minutes from here.
I'm on my way.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah?

I've got your daughter,
Reilly.

Remember when I told you
you had two days

to get the
Reggie Jackson collection?

Well, now you've got
two hours.

Don't listen to him, Daddy
, they'll kill us anyway!

You better be listening,
Reilly. Are you listening?

Good. Now I'm gonna
give you a phone number.

7:00 this evening
you call that number,

and you better have
my collection when you dial.

Got a pencil, superstar?

MAMA COLTON: You ain't
got no children yet,
MacGyver.

People don't
think straight when
you touch their children.

People don't
thThat man is out there,
yohe's scared,r children.

and he's angry,
and he is going to do

exactly what
they tell him to do,

which does not include
meeting you here at my house.

.
Yeah, you're right

Marsh wants Novis to steal
the Jackson collection.

That's gotta b
e where he is.

Then that's where
you gotta go,

that's the only way
you're gonna find her.

Mama, I don't know
where the collection is.

Oh.

Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

I seem to remember
my niece Myra's husband's
brother's wife

boasts that she's been
best friends

with an old friend
of Reggie Jackson.

And Reggie never
comes to town
unless he visits him.

Let me call Myra.

(CROWD CHEERING)

COMMENTATOR: Jackson swings
and it's a long fly ball
to centerfield.

Back goes Rick Monday.
Oh, way back!

It's gone!

Reggie Jackson has hit
his third home run
of the game.

Novis!

?
Reggie

We know what
you got in the bag.

Reggie, I'm sorry.

They got my daughter.

.
If I don't call 'em
in an hour, she's dead

They can take my life.

They can take everything.

But not Wendy.

She's my heart.

I know what you want to do,

but believe me,
this is not the way.

Novis, you can use
anything of mine
that you need,

but I think you should
listen to MacGyver.

All right.

What's your game plan?

Well, to start,
we call the police.

No.

No cops.

If Marsh even thinks
he sees a cop, she's dead,
I know that.

Marsh can't let you and Wendy
out of there alive, Novis.

You know too much.

Makes sense to me.

All right.

Call your cops.

Novis, I think
you're doing the right thing.

.
Thanks, Reggie

.
MacGyver, I wanna say
it's been nice meeting you

,
And on top of that

if you ever want to sell
that '57 Nomad you got,

just give me a call.
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

It's been an honor,
Mr. Jackson.

Thanks.

Novis?

You and Wendy
will be in my prayers.

Thanks, man.
Be careful.

Go ahead.

.
Make your call

I'll put this stuff away.

(COIN CLINKING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

!
Novis, don't do it

(CLEARS THROAT)

Yeah, what can
I do for you, chief?

Oh, I want to buy cards.
Lotta cards.

What kind of cards
you want to buy?

Baseball cards, maybe?

What do you think?

I got a list here.

Great big, long list.

I love lists.

And number one,

Babe Ruth.

We don't have
any Babe Ruth, chief.

Bad start, huh?

Don't I know you
from somewhere?

Yeah, probably.

My dad's real rich
and real famous.

.
It's kind of hard
to avoid all the paparazzi

He's also got me on this
$30,000 a month allowance.

That kind of draws
a lot of attention, too,
you know what I mean?

Okay, I'm ready.

Ready for what?

If you can secure for me
every card I want

within 60 seconds
after I read it
from my wish list,

I'll give you
a $1,000 bonus.

That's impossible, pal.

Not with computers it's not.

Now, do you want the money

or not?

(SNAPPING FINGERS)
Shoot.

Okay.

Stan Musial, 1948.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Snider, Paige,

Berra, Robinson,
Lemon, 1949,

Campanella, Stengel,
Williams, '50,

Ford, Mantle, Mays,
Reese, Rizzuto, '51,

Spahn, Garagiola,
Hodges, Slaughter,

Doby, Crosetti, '52,
Minoso, Rosen, Fox,
Kluszewski, '53...

Stop!
What, you don't
want the money, what?

Listen, chief,
I can't type that fast.

But let me place
this order over the phone,
right quick, okay?

Okay, wait.

37 seconds,
ready, go.

(BEEPING)

Better hustle.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah, what?
This is Willard.

Yeah, uh,

I got this guy here
who's got a wish list so long

I can't get it
on the board fast enough.

Uh, so I'm calling it in.
Is that okay?

No, no, it's not okay.
Eli went home.
Call back tomorrow.

Uh, listen, pal,

can you come back tomorrow?

I'll get your list.

(BEEP)

Sure,
I'll come back tomorrow.

But no bonus.

Weak.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(TAPE REWINDING)

MACGYVER: ...seconds,
ready, go.

(BEEPING)

(REWINDING)

...seconds, ready go.

(BEEPING)

(TESTING BEEP TONES)

(BEEPING)

Mama Colton,

I've got a phone number.

Can you get
an address for me

from one of your friends
at the phone company?

Hmm.

Yeah, that would be
Lucinda at this time.

5-5-5

8-1-7-2.

Wendy, are you okay?

I hope you told the cops
where to find these guys.

.
I wanted the whole
collection, Reilly

What is this?

It's the bat,

and one of the balls
from Reggie's home run
s in the '77 series.

It's a sin
you're even near 'em.

You'll get the rest
of the collection when
she's out of this place.

Look at this.

He comes in here
and he tells me
how it's gonna be.

No respect.

That's my deal.
Take it or leave it.

.
Oh, so you want to
play games with me, Reilly

MARSH: Turn it on.

(MACHINERY HUMMING)

Do it!

No! Let me go.

(WENDY SHRIEKING)

.
Don't move, Reilly

Let me go!

Don't hurt her.
Now, that's better.

Now, that sounds like
you have a little respect.

MARSH: Where is
the collection?

WILLARD: We're not gonna
keep askin' you, pal.

You want your daughter
to keep her fingers or not?

(WENDY SOBBING)

All right.

.
I'll tell you where
the rest of the stuff is,
but you have to let her go

WILLARD: Now he's
gettin' smart.

All right,
where is it?

MARSH: Come on.

Quit stallin'!

I said, where is it?

The rest of
the stuff's in my car.

He's gonna kill us
anyway, Dad.

Not unless Dad is lyin
g and the collection
isn't there.

Oh, right,
you're a real man
of your word.

All right,
go with him and get it.

Am I glad to see you.

Oh, really?

I'm sorry. I panicked.

All right, listen.
I'll try and get 'em
away from Wendy.

?
You be ready to grab her
and move out of here, okay

Yeah.

(MACHINE HUMMING)

Go and see what
that's all about.

(GROANING)

(WILLARD GRUNTING)

Come on, move.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Oh, God.

WENDY: Nail him, Dad!
Whack him!

(GROANING)

You okay?

.
Yeah. Marsh went
up the stairs. Get him

Where's Reggie's ball?
Marsh has it.

I've got to get it.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(GRUNTING)

Novis! Pull one
to the scoreboard!

Nice pitch.

Nice hit.

MAMA COLTON: Thanks
to MacGyver and Wendy,

I don't have to call
my boys and tell them

I lost their collection.

Novis, are you positive
that my boys' baseball cards

are gonna be safe
in your museum?

Oh, they're gonna be safe.

And they're gonna be
enjoyed by thousands
of people

until you decide
you want 'em back.

Mrs. Colton,

I read the first book,
Mrs. Colton.
It was real good.

Ricky, I want you
to meet Novis Reilly.

The real Novis Reilly?
Yeah, son.

The real Novis Reilly.

I used to work for
the Reilly Fan Club

before you stopped it.

Do you think I could
get your autograph?
I've got $30 saved.

How much does he want,
MacGyver?

I don't think
he wants anything, Ricky.

Except for you to share
his love for the game.

.
Give me your ball, son

MacGyver's absolutely right.

Your appreciation
of the game's
payment enough for me.

.
NOVIS: It took me
a lifetime to learn, but..

There are some things
it's just not right
to put a price on.