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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo
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♪ Yeh-heah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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( deep breathing )
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♪ La la la la laaa
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Huh?
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Hi-yah!
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Whoa.
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You hate wood, too?
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Yeah, crush that wood.
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Wood's the worst.
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No, I'm practicing
for my upcoming
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Tang Soo Do tournament.
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Oh.
You see, Star,
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martial arts is all
about honor and discipline,
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which is why I'm gonna kick
Jeremy Birnbaum's butt!
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Jeremy Birnbaum?
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Isn't that the talking bear
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that used to rummage through
my parents' garbage?
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He's just this creep
in my dojo
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who's only any good
because his rich parents
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buy him fancy equipment
and private lessons.
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But Saturday,
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he's gonna get
a taste of this.
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Hi-yah...
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owwwhhh!!!
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( groans )
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This is a nightmare.
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If I can't fight Jeremy,
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he'll say I wussed out
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and he'll never let me
live it down.
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Pigtails?
Ponytail?
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Pigtails?
Ponytail?
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Wait a minute.
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You have a wand!
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You could just
fix my hand.
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You know,
that sort of spell
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is not really
in my comfort zone.
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I can give you a pretty
wicked set of pigtails.
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Pigtails?
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( groans )
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( gasps )
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Unless,
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I could look up
a bone-healing spell
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in the magic instruction book
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that came
with the wand.
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What?! This whole time,
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you had a magic
instruction book?
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Yep, whenever a previous
owner of the wand
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mastered a spell, they scribbled
it down in here.
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But it's a complete
disorganized mess.
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It's gonna take me
forever to find--
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Oh! Here it is.
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Really?
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Hmm.
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It's in an ancient
language.
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Releasio, Demonius,
Infestica!
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Aaah...aaah!
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I can feel it working!
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My fingers are tingling!
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( screams )
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( gasps )
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Don't worry.
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There must be a spell in here
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that can change it back.
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I can fix it.
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( yawns )
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( groans )
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Ow.
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( screaming )
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( yawns )
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Morning, Marco.
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Morning, monster arm.
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I was up all night
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but I haven't found a way
to reverse the spell.
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( indistinct chatter )
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LARS: Hey, kid.
I got a joke for you.
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What's the most important
meal of the day?
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Huh?
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It's breakfast.
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( laughs )
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That's a good one, Lars.
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( laughs )
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( everyone gasps )
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Who did that?
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Uh...
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No one hits La--
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( grunting )
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( crying )
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I, sir,
am in your debt.
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You're a hero!
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( cheering )
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Can I check out
that arm?
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Uh, sure.
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I want it to be
my boyfriend.
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Me too!
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High five!
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( breathing heavily )
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STAR: Aha!
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I found it.
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A reverse
tentacle spell.
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I think.
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Uh, maybe you
should practice
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on something first.
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Way ahead of you.
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Returnio, Armius,
Normalritecus!
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( gasps )
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Uh, I'm going to bed now.
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Don't worry.
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I'll get it.
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Returnius,
Armius, Normalrinny!
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Ugh.
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STAR: Returnio,
Armius, Normalrino!
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( gasps )
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Marco!
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673,
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674, 675.
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I did it, I did it, I did it,
I did it, I did it!
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Hey, I think
this monster arm
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might actually help me
take out Jeremy.
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Hi-yah!
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Wait.
You're gonna fight
with that?
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That sounds
kind of unfair.
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Oh, funny how you
never have a problem
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using your magic
when it benefits you,
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but as soon as it
gives me an advantage,
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you wanna take it away.
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Marco, I think that arm's
a bad influence on you.
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And I think
you should go.
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What?
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Fine, but I don't--
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( door slams )
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Huh. Man,
what does she know?
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Don't listen to her,
she's just jealous.
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What? You can talk?
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You don't need
her anymore.
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I can give you everything
you ever dreamed of.
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- Really?
- First,
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we're gonna destroy
that little punk Jeremy.
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Yeah.
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Then we're gonna get
Jackie Lynn Thomas
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- to like you.
- Yeah!
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And then we're gonna
slaughter all humans
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and feast on their bowels!!!
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Yeah!!!
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Wait. What?
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I mean, uh,
win the tournament!
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Yeah!
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STAR: Excuse me.
MAN: Ooh, watch it.
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STAR: Sorry.
GIRL: Hey! Ow!
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Sorry, sorry...sorry.
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Are you okay,
Star?
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You look terrible.
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And I have
very low standards.
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I've been up
for two nights,
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trying to fix
his monster arm,
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then he gets mad.
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And then I got
to come here
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and watch him karate,
you know?
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Allow me to introduce
our first competitor,
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Jeremy Birnbaum!
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( music playing )
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Hi-yah!
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That's Jeremy?
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FERGUSON: That kid can't be any
more than eight years old.
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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We love you, son.
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Shut it, Mom!
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And his opponent,
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Marco Diaz.
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( audience gasps )
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Now that's
an appendage.
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Hey, wait!
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He's got a monster arm!
That's not fair!
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Yeah! Pretty cool,
right?
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Hey-oh!
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Whoa!!!
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( groans )
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Point, Diaz.
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Where are your private
lessons now, Jeremy?
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Huh?
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( laughs )
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He's beaten.
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- Now, finish him.
- What?
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This is what
you've always wanted.
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Destroy him.
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Eat his bowels.
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Not my bowels!
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I love my bowels!
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Hey, listen, I just wanted
to win the tournament
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so he wouldn't
make fun of me.
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If you're too weak
to finish him.
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I'll do it
myself.
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( screams )
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Star was right about you.
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You are a bad influence!
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And you
are pathetic.
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Whoa!!!
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Point, Diaz.
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Star?
You can change
it back now.
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BOTH: Star!
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( both gasp )
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Star,
you gotta wake up!
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(crying) Star!
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Star!!!
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Stop hitting yourself.
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Stop hitting yourself.
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Hey, wake up!
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Here,
try this.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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No,
on Star.
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Oh, right.
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MARCO: Star!
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Returnio, Armius, Normalrino!
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Returnio, Armius,
Normalrino!
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Hai.
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Whoa!
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ARM (laughing):
I could do this
all day.
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Ahh! He's too wiggly!
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( grunts )
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Now!
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Returnio, Armius, Normalrino!
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You'll never get rid of me!
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I'm part of you now.
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You can treat the symptoms
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but you'll never cure
the virus...
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Ugh.
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Marco, are you okay?
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( gasps )
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My arm!
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My beautiful arm.
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It's back to normal.
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( grunts )
And totally broken.
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JEREMY: Broken arm?
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Ha! Well,
it looks like I win.
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Brass knuckles?
Seriously?
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Brass?
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They're gold.
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You boys have brought
shame and dishonor
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to this great
and noble sport.
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'Tis a sad day
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for strip mall dojos
everywhere.
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( grunts )
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Oh, bravo, son.
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Argh. I wish I could
fight you, Mom.
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What a turd.
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Ahh. Sorry.
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I should've listened
to you, Star.
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I know.
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Hey, uh, when the monster arm
said he'd be back,
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that's nothing
to worry about, right?
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Uh...probably not?
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( yawns )
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ALL: Surprise!
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Happy 47th day
on Earth, Star.
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Aaah! A party? For me?
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I can't believe it!
You can't?
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We've done this every day
since you got here.
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Here, Star.
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I made you a cake.
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And I wrote
you a poem.
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Our lives were so small
and puny,
277
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,629
till this angel arrived from...
( doorbell rings)
278
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,631
Ah, thank goodness.
279
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:41,666
Hello!
280
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,968
It is I, Gustav.
281
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,904
No way!
282
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:49,708
Ho-ho! Marco,
my American friend.
283
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,518
Look who's here!
284
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,888
- How wonderful.
- What a wonderful surprise!
285
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,357
We've missed you
so much.
286
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,692
Um, hi.
287
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,294
Oh, hello.
288
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,729
I am Gustav.
289
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:14,399
I was Diaz's exchange
student last year.
290
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,701
What? But I thought
I was your one and only
291
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,002
foreign exchange student.
292
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,571
Not even close.
293
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,540
I mean, who did you think
all these kids were?
294
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,742
Hmm.
295
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,977
I brought gifts
from Scandinavia.
296
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,011
For Mrs. D,
297
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,347
a pair of clogs.
298
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,349
For Marco, the handheld game,
299
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,384
Lederhosen Tycoon.
300
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,853
And for Mr. Diaz,
301
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,422
a genuine Viking helmet.
302
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,490
( gasps )
303
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,527
And for you,
nothing.
304
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,029
I did not know
you existed.
305
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,364
Oh.
306
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,500
Oh, Mrs. D,
307
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,001
you've gotten
so thin.
308
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,970
I need to fatten
you up.
309
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,638
Gustav.
310
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,708
Come, everyone, and I will cook
you my meatballs.
311
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,576
MARCO: Oh, Gustav.
312
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,482
The Scandinavian monsoons
were over,
313
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,652
but the danger
had just begun.
314
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,987
The iceberg was sinking.
315
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,822
Heedless of my own peril,
316
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,357
I disrobed.
317
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,392
I dove into the freezing fjord
318
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,562
and I carried Yuri
back to his mother.
319
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,431
( gasps )
320
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,800
Ooh.
321
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,001
Oh.
322
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,303
Whoa.
323
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,738
Meh.
324
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,839
Marco, think fast.
325
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,311
So, uh, Gustav,
326
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,046
where exactly
are you from?
327
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,049
How much do you know
about Europe?
328
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,717
I know it's a place.
329
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,085
I'm pretty sure.
330
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,321
Oh, well then,
331
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,424
I come from the country
of Scandinavia.
332
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,626
It is a land where Vikings
teach gym class
333
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,762
and everyone
has a pet penguin,
334
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,096
even if you
don't like penguins.
335
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,798
Oop, too bad,
here's your penguin.
336
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,066
MARCO:
Hey, Gustav, I'm open.
337
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,368
Meatball me!
338
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,337
Ooh, Now me, Gustav.
339
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,505
Now me!
340
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,574
( laughs )
341
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,845
Are you sure
those are cooked?
342
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,081
( laughs )
343
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,116
Over here!
344
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,651
Just think,
345
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,753
three more weeks of this!
346
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,893
( yawns )
347
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,394
ALL: Surprise!
348
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,363
Aah! A party for me--
349
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,399
ALL: Happy second day
of your visit, Gustav.
350
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,134
Oh, Diaz family.
351
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,637
You are so full
of pleasantness.
352
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,673
( all chanting )
Gustav, Gustav, Gustav, Gustav!
353
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,741
( laughing )
354
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,644
Huh?
355
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,681
What?
356
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,085
Oh, look at you.
Such a curious girl.
357
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,486
Now, eat your cake
358
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,422
and mind your own business.
359
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,157
Okay.
360
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,059
More cake for everyone!
361
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,494
Marco, listen.
362
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,897
I think there's something
off about Gustav.
363
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:02,066
I found Scandinavian books
and language tapes in his bag.
364
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,069
Why would someone need
to learn his own language?
365
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,404
Uh...
366
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,171
Why is he always
making meatballs?
367
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,573
Meatballs aren't so great.
368
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,041
I can make things too.
369
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,979
Uh, jealous much?
370
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:15,980
GUSTAV: Hey, Marco!
371
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,082
Think fast!
372
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,451
I hope he never leaves!
373
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,886
( Mom laughing )
374
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,121
Oh, no, thank you.
375
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,123
Oh! That's
a very big bite.
376
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,791
Ugh.
377
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,897
( phone ringing )
378
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,146
Huh?
Huh?
379
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,849
( snoring )
380
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,561
Oh, Star.
381
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,229
We're about to--
Whaa!
382
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,167
( breathing heavily )
383
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,005
What's going on?
384
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,073
I've been awake for days
385
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,541
spying on Gustav,
386
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,476
and I'm this close
to figuring out
387
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,178
what he's plotting.
388
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,145
What?!
389
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,147
His stories don't add up, Marco.
390
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,483
Penguins, icebergs, polar bears.
391
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,652
What the heck
is a polar bear?
392
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,988
And he's making
phone calls, Marco.
393
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,155
Phone calls!
394
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,791
He's up to something
terrible!
395
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,229
You have lost your mind.
396
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,497
But if you find it,
397
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,165
we're meeting Gustav
for a picnic
398
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,834
at Isolation Point,
399
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,270
where no one
can hear you scream...
400
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,905
with enjoyment.
401
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,810
Oh, Mrs. D,
402
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,245
you've gotten so thin.
403
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,147
Gustav, Gustav, Gustav, Gustav!
404
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,615
Now, eat your cake
405
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,250
and mind your own business.
406
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,953
Meatballs, meatballs,meatballs.
407
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,022
Isolation Point.
408
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,623
Here is your penguin.
409
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,526
I need to fatten you up.
410
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,963
( screams )
411
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,932
Gustav's not taking them
on a picnic,
412
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,868
they are the picnic!
413
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,102
( car starts )
414
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,270
( tires screeching )
415
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,705
Wait!
416
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,308
Bunny Rabbit Blast!
417
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,251
You're all going to die!
418
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,921
♪ Oh, we're gonna eat some
meatballs in the woods ♪
419
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,057
♪ Yeah, we're gonna eat some
meatballs in the woods ♪
420
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,324
♪ In the woods
421
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,193
♪ Yeah, we're gonna eat
some meatballs ♪
422
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,029
♪ Yeah, we're gonna
eat some meatballs... ♪
423
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,640
( thunder rumbles )
424
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:08,319
I knew you were up to no good,
meatball boy!
425
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,987
( screams )
426
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,190
Get back here!
427
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,624
( panting )
428
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,792
Dagger Heart Blast!
429
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,661
Glow Worm Blast!
430
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,362
Narwhal Blast!
431
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,113
Ha ha ha!
432
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,349
STAR: Glitter Dragon Escalation!
433
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,121
Give it up, Gustav!
434
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,223
( screams )
435
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,059
Whoa!!!
436
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,329
It's over, Gustav.
437
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,999
I know you aren't
who you say you are.
438
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,634
It's true!
439
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,970
I'm full of lies!
440
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,874
So, you admit you're planning
to eat the Diazes?
441
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:05,209
Yes, yes.
442
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,177
Wait, what?
443
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,279
No, I don't want
to eat them.
444
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,780
But you said--
445
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,250
I mean, I'm not
from Scandinavia.
446
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,019
Truth is my name
is Charlie Booth,
447
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,689
and I'm just a guy
from Bakersfieldville.
448
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,391
Nobody's heard of it.
449
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,759
( all sigh )
450
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,264
GUSTAV: Back home,
I'm just another boring face
451
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,132
in a really boring crowd.
452
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,201
It's not a good place
for a talented guy like me.
453
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,203
But what about
the phone calls?
454
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,739
And the axe?
And those meatballs?
455
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,208
Well, the phone calls
were to my meat guy,
456
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,876
but he wouldn't pick up.
457
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,144
MAN: I'm the meat guy,Leave a message.
458
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,145
Bro, it's me.
459
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,015
Come on, man,
I need the meat.
460
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:48,019
The axe was to cut firewood
for today's feast.
461
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,189
As for the meatballs,
my dream is to become a chef
462
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,324
and open a restaurant
in Bakersfieldville
463
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:57,028
that uses spices and flavors.
All: Yay!
464
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,097
So that's why I ran away
and moved in with the Diazes.
465
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,201
But what about measuring
the Diazes in their sleep?
466
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,204
Uh...
467
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,272
( horn honks )
468
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,142
Star?
What a pleasant surprise!
469
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,710
You made it!
470
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,212
Yeah, I did.
471
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,281
And I came here to tell you
something about Gustav.
472
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,449
( gasps )
473
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,850
( laughs )
474
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,725
He's made you
even more meatballs!
475
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,227
- Yes!
- Fantastic!
476
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,195
Oh, meatballs.
477
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,030
Phew.
478
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,799
Thanks for not blowing
my cover, Star.
479
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,902
If there's ever anything
I can do for you...
480
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,439
Well, as a matter of fact,
Charlie, there is.
481
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,807
Bye!
482
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,242
Bye-bye, Gustav!
483
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,276
Bye!
484
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,444
ALL: Bye-bye!
485
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,445
( indistinct chatter )
486
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,080
Gonna miss you, bud.
487
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,748
MAN: Hey, get off the road!
488
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,950
See you next year,
Gustav!
489
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,452
Or not,
you never know.
490
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,287
Bye now.
491
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,456
MR. AND MRS. DIAZ: Surprise!
492
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,560
Happy 51st day on Earth, Star.
493
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,263
Ah! A party for me?
494
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,465
Who wants cake?
495
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,101
I'm sorry your favorite
exchange student
496
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,269
had to leave so soon.
497
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,270
You kidding?
498
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,271
You're my favorite.
499
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,338
Aww.
500
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,207
I will miss
seeing him, though.
501
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:19,944
That guy is just
so... real.
502
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,479
( doorbell rings )
503
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,281
Bonjour.
504
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,282
Francois!
505
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,317
Hey, what a great surprise.
506
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,287
I brought the baguettes
for everyone!
507
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,788
Aww.
508
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,464
♪ I think Earth
♪ Is a pretty great place
509
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,166
♪ That's saying something
510
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,568
♪ 'cause I've been through
outer space ♪
511
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,170
♪ I think it suits me
512
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,472
♪ It's just my style
513
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,174
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
514
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,410
♪ A little while
515
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,145
♪ I think that strangers
516
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,947
♪ Are just friends
you haven't met ♪
517
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,282
♪ I'm blasting monsters
518
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,818
♪ And I never break a sweat
519
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,186
♪ I'm really thinking
520
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,422
♪ I could call this place
521
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,423
♪ Home
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