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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,881 [♪ music concludes] 2 00:00:14,983 --> 00:00:17,049 Good morning, family. 3 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:18,585 Hey, you know what I was thinking? 4 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,153 It has been a while since we've had 5 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,221 a Russo family game night, right? 6 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:26,359 All of us sitting around a table talking, snacking, connecting. 7 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,795 Just us, no phones. Doesn't that sound like fun? 8 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:30,764 -What? -Huh? 9 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:32,635 -Hmm? -Did somebody say something? 10 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,531 All right, let's try this another way. 11 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,273 -[cell phone chimes] -Mm! 12 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,875 I just got an invite from your dad 13 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,277 for a family game night. 14 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,146 Well, why didn't he just come in here and ask us? 15 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,837 You know Dad, always on his phone. 16 00:00:47,838 --> 00:00:50,550 -[clears throat] -[gasps] Oh! [chuckles] 17 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,685 Oh, Justin, when'd you get here? 18 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,788 Uh, I've been here talking to you. 19 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,424 Guys, this is why we need a family game night. 20 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,360 Dad, I think it's a great idea. No, stupendous. 21 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,597 No, extraordinary, which has an X in it, 22 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:06,165 making it worth 36 Scramble points. [chuckles] 23 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,134 If we were playing Scramble. 24 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,039 Hey, guys, I have an idea. We should play Scramble. 25 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,607 -Oh, boy. Here we go. [chuckles] -What? 26 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,743 Well, every time we have a Russo family game night, 27 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,145 -Roman always has to win. -It's annoying. 28 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,681 I don't have to win. I just do win. 29 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,684 You're right. That is annoying. 30 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,520 You guys, this is gonna be so much fun. 31 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:27,587 We haven't had a family game night 32 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,021 since... since Billie got here. 33 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,391 Yeah, she deserves the chance to lose to the Game Master. 34 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,060 Just like the rest of you. 35 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,163 Also, he calls himself the "Game Master." 36 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,564 Yeah, I got that. 37 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:42,335 Well, I think game night sounds like a great idea. 38 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,438 Then it's settled. Tonight, after dinner, we game. 39 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,509 Oh, and could all of you accept my calendar invite? 40 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,011 Having it hang out there like that, 41 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:52,311 it just makes me feel like 42 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,480 I'm living in a world of burning chaos. 43 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,450 So, uh, yeah, whenever you get the chance. 44 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,453 [♪ theme song playing] 45 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,590 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 46 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,622 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 47 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:08,661 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 48 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:11,593 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 49 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:16,002 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,572 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 51 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:21,273 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 52 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:22,808 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 53 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:27,369 -♪ What it seems ♪ -[♪ theme song concludes] 54 00:02:27,718 --> 00:02:30,450 [sighs] Thanks for helping me 55 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,918 pick a board game for game night, Winter. 56 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,287 No problem. I've been to a lot of Russo family game nights. 57 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,491 Mr. Russo and I have this little dance we do 58 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:38,892 where he hints that it's time for me to go home, 59 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,893 and I pretend to have water in my ears. 60 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,429 Works every time. 61 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,532 So, should we play Licorice Land? 62 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,235 No, thanks. Last time Roman won Licorice Land, 63 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,437 he told us to "Chocolate Chew on that." 64 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,572 What about Battle Boats? 65 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,664 Nope. Last time Roman won Battle Boats, 66 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,743 he told us to "Chocolate Chew on that." 67 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:00,414 -But it's a game about boats. -That's what I told him. 68 00:03:00,415 --> 00:03:01,815 And he told me to "Chocolate Chew on that." 69 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:06,285 Okay. I get it. [sighs] Well, I am not losing to him 70 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,687 at my first-ever family game night. 71 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,755 But he's won all these games. 72 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,601 Then we'll just have to find a game he hasn't won. 73 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,394 One he's never even heard of. A wizard game. 74 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,763 Billie, magic can't solve every problem. 75 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,800 I know, I know. But it can solve this one, so, to the lair! 76 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:26,238 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 77 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,442 [Rodney] Thank you for calling Staten Island Telecom. 78 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:29,576 This is Rodney How may I help you? 79 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,777 Oh, finally. Our Wi-Fi is down, 80 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,647 and the only thing we have downloaded 81 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,681 the Super Giuseppe Brothers movie. 82 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,818 And I cannot watch that again. [sighs] 83 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,021 [Roman] Mom, help! It's an emergency! 84 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:43,589 [hesitates] Rodney, I'll be right back. 85 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:45,357 What? What's wrong? 86 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:47,630 Oh, hey, have you seen my Game Master robe? 87 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:49,563 That's why you screamed for me? 88 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:50,664 I thought there was an emergency. 89 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:51,925 There is. It's game night, 90 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,743 and I can't find my Game Master robe. 91 00:03:53,744 --> 00:03:57,104 Well, where did you put it the last time you wore it? 92 00:03:57,105 --> 00:04:00,039 I hung it up right- Oh! Here it is. Thanks, Mom. 93 00:04:01,138 --> 00:04:03,910 Rodney, are you still there? 94 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,445 [Rodney] Yes, until they fire me. 95 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,813 Now, let's get that Wi-Fi up and running. 96 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,564 -[chuckles] -[Roman] Mom, help, 97 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,283 -it's an emergency! -It's not an emergency. 98 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,552 [chuckles] Unless it is. Dang it! 99 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,288 Rodney, don't hang up! What is it now? 100 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,691 I was putting on my Game Master robe 101 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,225 and there was a spider on it. 102 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,293 Roman, I'm kind of busy right now. 103 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,163 Too busy to save your firstborn from imminent death? 104 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,799 "Imminent death?" [scoffs] Really? 105 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:29,365 You have got to get over this spider-phobia. 106 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,736 Mom, okay, you know me. 107 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,305 I crave constructive criticism... 108 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,372 Not true. 109 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:34,740 ...but right now, 110 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,576 I just need you to find that spider. 111 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,711 Okay, well, I- I don't see him, okay? 112 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:42,047 So, he's probably gone. You can come down from there. 113 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,184 All right, but if we don't find it, 114 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:46,586 I'm gonna need you to put me up in a hotel tonight. 115 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,337 Three stars or better, with a pool. 116 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,124 Rodney, sorry about that. 117 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,094 [automated voice] You have been placed in the queue. 118 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:57,296 There are currently 400 customers ahead of you. 119 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,932 Four hundred customers? [groans] 120 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:03,636 Spider, if you're still in here, Roman sleeps on the bottom bunk! 121 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:07,236 [♪ ominous instrumental music playing] 122 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:12,928 Man, I'll never get used to walking through a mirror. 123 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,030 What a rush. 124 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:16,483 Okay, all we need to do is find the perfect wizard game 125 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,650 for family game night. 126 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,186 [gasps] Ooh, I know what this is. 127 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:22,855 I've been taking a deep dive on all things wizard. 128 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:26,087 -This is the Sphere of Allygog. -No, that's just a crystal ball. 129 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:31,697 Oh, okay. This is the mythical creature Mandoof, 130 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,967 whose hundreds of eyes can see into every dimension. 131 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,658 No, that's just a jar of eyeballs. 132 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,002 Every lair's got them. 133 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:41,073 You know, they're an ingredient in spells, soups, and stews. 134 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,977 [gasps] Well, I know exactly what this is. 135 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,680 -It's a wizard game. -Well, you got that one right. 136 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,682 I know. It says right here on the box. 137 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:53,485 Mystery Mansion, A Wizard Game. 138 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,222 This is exactly what I was looking for. 139 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:57,823 -Have you played it? -No, but neither has Roman, 140 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,035 so, this is exactly what I was looking for. 141 00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:03,036 [off-key clarinet playing] 142 00:06:03,037 --> 00:06:07,801 -Milo, what are you doing? -They're making us learn 143 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,502 an instrument in music class this year, 144 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,904 and apparently this is an instrument. 145 00:06:10,905 --> 00:06:14,006 -Not the way you play it. -Nice! 146 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:17,077 What were you guys doing in the lair? 147 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:18,678 Finding a game Roman has never played. 148 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,912 Let's set it up. 149 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,849 Winter, you read the instructions. 150 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:29,221 Huh. Ooh. [gasps] Ooh, that's fun! 151 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,643 Winter, read them out loud. 152 00:06:30,644 --> 00:06:34,094 Right. It looks like everyone picks a character. 153 00:06:34,095 --> 00:06:36,795 You can be the Adventurer, the Movie Star, 154 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,465 the Mad Scientist, the Wrestler, 155 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,400 the Cheerleader, or the Detective. 156 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,668 Can I be this guy? 157 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,937 -Those are the dice. -Sweet! I'm the dice. 158 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:48,275 Everybody's trapped in a mansion, 159 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:50,709 and you have to solve a mystery to get out. 160 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,512 This game doesn't seem all that wizardy. 161 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,912 It will when a wizard wins it. 162 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:55,981 Say hello to your new Game Master. 163 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:58,787 Guys, guys, guys! There's something on my back! 164 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,954 It's my Game Master robe. 165 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,958 So, what game am I winning tonight? 166 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,628 -Snacky Snacky Snakes? -Yeah, right. What are we, ten? 167 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,895 Some of us are. 168 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:13,600 Hey, Mrs. Russo, what character do you wanna be? 169 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,301 Whichever one has working Wi-Fi. 170 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:20,106 [gasps] Finally, you're home! Let's get this game night going. 171 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,675 Oh, guys, I am so sorry. [stammers] 172 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,778 I'm gonna need a minute. I got a ton of work to do. 173 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,713 Marcus was supposed to make the school calendar, 174 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,914 but he made the wrong month. 175 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,082 -What month did he do? -Novembuary? 176 00:07:32,053 --> 00:07:34,223 You guys start. I'll be there as soon as I can. 177 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,057 Well, I guess we can pick the characters. 178 00:07:39,078 --> 00:07:41,027 Spider! 179 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,729 Spider's not one of the characters. 180 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,660 Don't even think about being the dice. 181 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:47,333 No, the spider, he followed me. 182 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:52,338 How am I gonna beat him if he's not here? 183 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,440 This game night's not happening. 184 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:58,010 [♪ dramatic instrumental music playing] 185 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,219 What just happened? Is this our living room? 186 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:09,888 Why am I in spandex? 187 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,091 Ooh, I'm not mad at it. 188 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,096 That's why it's a wizard game. We're in Mystery Mansion. 189 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,198 Where's Roman? 190 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:20,489 [Roman] Guys, something amazing happened! 191 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:24,903 I have a beard. 192 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,831 And possibly chest hair, although I haven't checked yet. 193 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:41,320 - Showtime! [♪- Dive in to wiz mania...g] 194 00:08:41,422 --> 00:08:43,112 - What a rush! - ...with new episodes 195 00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:44,657 of "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place." 196 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:45,658 Stupendous. 197 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,825 No, extraordinary! 198 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,394 - Fire! - Huge! 199 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:49,895 It really is. 200 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,864 - It's going to be wild. - To the lair! 201 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,166 First rule of being a wizard, 202 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,433 we do not say "to the lair." 203 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,001 - See what the "hex"... - Uh-oh. 204 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,336 ...the Russos have brewing. 205 00:08:57,438 --> 00:09:00,339 - We're on the chain! - Off the chain. 206 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:01,940 Are you sure? 207 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,610 "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place." 208 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:04,910 New next Friday at 8 209 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,445 on Disney Channel. 210 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,145 - Aw. - OK, wall day. 211 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,214 Not my fave. [thud] 212 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:42,081 Ah! 213 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,482 Wall day again? 214 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,484 No, no, we can learn a lot from walls- 215 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,719 like how not to talk back. 216 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,188 Isn't that right, wall? - Nope. 217 00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,321 New plan. 218 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,556 Broken karaoke? 219 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,024 Kiff, where are we? 220 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,225 What is happening? 221 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,227 What are you doing? 222 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:55,427 Having some fun. 223 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:57,930 Allow me to explain. 224 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,966 (SINGING) I wake up, then I zipline to school. 225 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:05,971 I could take the bus, but that just isn't as cool. 226 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,508 So let's get nuts, if you will pardon the pun. 227 00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:13,045 'Cause squirrels, they wanna have fun. 228 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,547 Oh, squirrels just wanna have fun. 229 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,717 (SINGING) Squirrels, they wanna- 230 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,319 (SINGING) -wanna have fun. 231 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,354 Squirrels- 232 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,754 See, they get it! 233 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,356 (SINGING) -wanna have fun. 234 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,526 (SINGING) Some schools take a fun-loving 235 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:30,896 squirrel and hide her away like a clam does a pearl. 236 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,064 Oyster. 237 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,734 (SINGING) I wanna spread joy with my friend Barry Buns. 238 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,001 That's me! 239 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,937 (SINGING) Because squirrels, they wanna have funs. 240 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,974 That's squirrel for having some fun. 241 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,042 Let's goof around- 242 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,577 I am virtually riding these! 243 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,347 - (SINGING) -in table town. - Yeah! 244 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,281 Woo-hoo! 245 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:49,848 I'm actually having fun. 246 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,951 (SINGING) Before the school day is done, 247 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,188 the odds are 0 to 1- 248 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:57,340 That's 100%. 249 00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:59,858 (SINGING) -this squirrel is gonna have fun. 250 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:04,796 (SINGING) Squirrels, they don't wanna be glum. 251 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,465 Squirrels. 252 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:07,966 (SINGING) -wanna have fun. 253 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,118 Want to have fun. 254 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,803 (SINGING) Don't mean llamas or iguanas. 255 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:17,476 Yes, this fauna, squirrels just wanna have fun. 256 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,245 Squirrels just wanna have fun. 257 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,813 (SINGING) Fun! 258 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,083 I guess what I'm trying to say is, squirrels- 259 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,018 Want to have fun. 260 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:26,285 Yes, message received. 261 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,921 Now, how do we get back to school? 262 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:31,056 Uh- [splat] I do not know. 263 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,158 Ah! 264 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,293 What is that? 265 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:41,501 No, no, no. My name comes first. 266 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:42,568 It's in the theme song. 267 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,202 ♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪ 268 00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:45,745 Faster than a speeding worm, 269 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,773 sharper than an F-sharp, 270 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,541 and stronger than a robot clone... 271 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,410 You guys are in big trouble. 272 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,680 For destruction and copyright infringement. 273 00:11:53,681 --> 00:11:55,881 ...they're Gretel and Hamster. 274 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:59,251 - I'm so confused. - I mean Hamster and Gretel. 275 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,120 I just have that main character energy. 276 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,421 You're more comic relief. 277 00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:03,989 ♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪ 278 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,524 New Sunday at 10 279 00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:06,858 on Disney Channel. 280 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,424 how 281 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,792 on Disney Channel. 282 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,500 Billie, what did you do? 283 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,703 I just wanted to find a game Roman hadn't played before. 284 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,754 But... [stammers] ...this is Mystery Mansion. 285 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:53,706 It's a wizard game. 286 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,241 What did you think was going to happen? 287 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,210 I beat Roman, he "Chocolate Chews" on it. 288 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,410 We all have a laugh. 289 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,262 I don't know, something like that. 290 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:03,116 [scoffs] I was fifth in the queue. 291 00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:04,283 I'm gonna have to start all over again. 292 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,018 I have a ton of work to do. 293 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,520 I was supposed to learn "Hot Cross Buns" 294 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:10,689 on my clarinet, so, actually, I'm cool with this. 295 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,319 It says here the game ends 296 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,594 when somebody solves the mystery. 297 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,825 Oh! So, all we have to do is solve the mystery 298 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,063 and we'll get out. 299 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,633 Come on, we got this. Let's go, team! 300 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,137 Wow, I never thought of myself as a cheerleader, 301 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,438 but I'm nailing this. 302 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:31,243 Oh, we're all characters. You're the cheerleader. 303 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:33,979 -I'm the movie star. -So, who am I supposed to be? 304 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,514 You're the mad scientist. 305 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:38,326 You're darn right I'm mad. I was supposed to be the dice. 306 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:42,455 Roman's the adventurer, and Mr. Russo's the wrestler, 307 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:44,523 which must make me the detective. 308 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,392 [gasps] Hey, look, I just solved my first case. 309 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,162 Okay. 310 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,098 According to this, "Every room has a puzzle. 311 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,435 Solve the puzzle and you find part of a riddle. 312 00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:58,266 Solve the riddle and you win." I mean, that does sound fun. 313 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,340 Everybody relax. The Game Master's here. 314 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:04,609 I'll have us out of this in no time. 315 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,814 Check out these pictures of playing cards. Huh? See? 316 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,215 One of them is blank. 317 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,384 What are you doing? 318 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,453 Stroking my beard to help me think. 319 00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:16,621 -Is it working? -No, not really. 320 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:21,193 Oh! I got it. Each row is a poker hand. 321 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,262 Top row is a straight shot down Broadway. 322 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,331 Middle row is a full boat, ladies over deuces. 323 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,566 I didn't know you played poker. 324 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,468 Neither did the frat boys I hustled in college, 325 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,235 which is why I have no student debt. 326 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,039 The bottom row would be a royal flush, 327 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,307 but the king's missing. 328 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:37,843 So, we need to find a king. 329 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,245 [gasps] A chessboard has a king! 330 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,050 Found it! Game Master! 331 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,782 You have to win to be Game Master. 332 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:49,084 Well, then, remember this moment when I win. 333 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,689 Game Master! 334 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,658 "F + Ham." The first part of the riddle. 335 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:58,531 The kitchen door just opened by itself. I bet the next pa- 336 00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:01,134 Part of the riddle is in there. I said it first. Game Master! 337 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:04,302 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 338 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,004 All right, Russo family... 339 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,973 -[clears throat] -...and Winter. 340 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,376 Second part of the riddle's gotta be in here somewhere. 341 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,610 Who put you in charge? 342 00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:14,179 I'm Game Master, I'm supposed to be in charge. 343 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,982 Mom, Billie won't stop saying she's the Game Master. 344 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,283 Okay. Nobody's the Game Master. 345 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,817 -Not yet. -Mom! 346 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:19,969 All right, enough! 347 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,445 I'm splitting you guys up. [hesitates] 348 00:15:23,446 --> 00:15:25,591 Winter, Roman, Milo, you go upstairs and search. 349 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,326 Billie, you're staying down here with us. 350 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,262 But if we split up, I can't make fun of Roman. 351 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,193 Yeah, that's why I'm splitting you up. 352 00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:35,500 Okay, everybody start looking for clues. [sighs] Oh. 353 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,828 Ooh! I can't get this drawer open. 354 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,890 Let me try. 355 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,542 J-Man bringing the pain. 356 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:50,282 [grunts, groans] 357 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,984 Oh, J-Man should have stretched before doing that. 358 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,521 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 359 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,229 Whoa! I think the game made our room into a music room. 360 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,098 -What was your first clue? -The piano. 361 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,566 I was being sarcastic. 362 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,424 And I was ignoring it because I'm the better person. 363 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,472 I guess we're looking for a clue 364 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,974 that has something to do with music. 365 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,077 My gametuition, that's what we Game Masters call intuition- 366 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,479 Yes, I got it. I figured it out with my regular intuition. 367 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,750 As I was saying, my gametuition tells me 368 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,501 we should check these music books. 369 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,354 [♪ magical chiming] 370 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,524 -Guys? -This one's blank. 371 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,261 All of them are. The blank pages must mean something. 372 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,828 Is it a red herring? A metaphor? 373 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,797 -Guys? -[Winter gasps] 374 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,332 Maybe the game is trying to tell us 375 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,434 to write our own song. Quick, what rhymes with 376 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,425 "Living in my older sister's shadow?" 377 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,668 Winter, I'm an adventurer, not a therapist. 378 00:16:46,669 --> 00:16:48,341 Guys, the game is trying to tell us 379 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,375 that the song is inside the piano. 380 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,980 Check it out. "E-D-C." 381 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,318 -I think they're musical notes. -Not just any notes. 382 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,288 That's the melody of "Hot Cross Buns." 383 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,990 I'd bet my life on it. Clarinet me. 384 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,996 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 385 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:15,468 We've looked everywhere. 386 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,836 Yeah, but maybe all these mice mean something. 387 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,338 What do we know about mice? 388 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,840 -They squeak. -They like cheese. 389 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:23,308 -Ha! They like cheese. -I just said that. 390 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,340 Yeah, but that's all I know about mice. 391 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,313 They live in holes. This must be it. 392 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,482 That wasn't there before. 393 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,750 [scoffs] It better not have been 394 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,861 or else I'm going to that hotel with Roman. 395 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,619 [chuckles] I found it. 396 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,389 Did you hear that, Roman? I found it. 397 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,224 Ooh! Needles knitting a sweater. 398 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,426 The other card had an F, a plus sign, 399 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,028 and a picture of a ham on it. 400 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,764 I got it. "F plus ham needle!" 401 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,534 Sorry, I thought if I said it with confidence 402 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,225 it would come to me, but it did not. 403 00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:53,105 I don't think any of this is gonna make sense 404 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,840 -until we have all the clues. -So, where to now? 405 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,009 [all gasp] 406 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,645 I think the game wants us to go- 407 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,946 That way. It wants us to go that way. Solved it. 408 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:04,917 She didn't even let me finish my... 409 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,652 Quit yapping, Russo, and follow that cheerleader. 410 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,988 ...sentence. 411 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:15,927 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 412 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,764 [gasps] We have a greenhouse now. 413 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,000 I can finally grow orchids when it's cold. 414 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,338 Guys, focus. We need to look for clues. 415 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,674 Yeah, okay, sorry. Sorry, it's just I got- 416 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,176 I got caught up in all the possibilities. 417 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,227 All right. 418 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,747 [Billie] Nothing. Nothing. 419 00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:37,066 [grass rustling] 420 00:18:37,453 --> 00:18:39,785 Did you hear something? 421 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,821 That was just my spandex rubbing together. 422 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,755 Could start a fire in these pants. 423 00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:46,235 -[grass rustling] -[gasps] 424 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,126 No. That. 425 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,495 -[screams] -Giada! [screams] 426 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,831 Justin, no! [screams] 427 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,179 Don't worry. I'll protect you. 428 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,814 Cat Noir: Cataclysm! 429 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,518 I know you're a good person. 430 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,654 You've got a whole super team on your side. 431 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,022 - All: Got it. - ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 432 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,643 ♪ This is what it sound like ♪ 433 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,627 Get rid of her and seize her Miraculous. 434 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,829 - We can help you. - Defeat Ladybug! 435 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,699 - Tikki, spots on! - We can figure it out together. 436 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,911 ♪ I'ma bad girl, I'ma, I'ma bad girl ♪ 437 00:19:29,912 --> 00:19:31,170 - Marinette: Spots on! - That's not what I meant! 438 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,221 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 439 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,043 We've got a super awesome Disney Channel family movie. 440 00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:40,879 Joy: I'm Joy. This is Sadness, 441 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,581 Anger, Disgust, and Fear. 442 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,883 We're Riley's emotions. 443 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,918 These are Riley's memories. 444 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,788 They're mostly happy, you'll notice. 445 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,189 - What happened? Sadness! - She did something 446 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,957 - to the memory. - Is everything okay? 447 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,528 - I guess. - Change it back, Joy! 448 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,093 - No! - The core memories! 449 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,929 Announcer: Disney/Pixar's "Inside Out," 450 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,731 next Friday at 6:20, followed by two new 451 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,866 "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place" episodes. 452 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,977 "Inside Out" is a General Audience movie. 453 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,966 [whimsical music] 454 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:34,533 [REMOTE CHIRPS, TV LAUGH TRACK PLAYS] 455 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,434 [pleased hum] 456 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,135 [runner whistles, hearts pop] 457 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,335 [cupboard creaks] 458 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,838 [PLASTIC CRINKLES, CUPBOARD CREAKS] 459 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,773 [MICROWAVE DOOR CLANKS, BUTTON BEEPS] 460 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:41,807 [explosion booms] 461 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,128 [woman shrieks, low plop] 462 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:44,710 [question mark warbles] [idea bulb pings] 463 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,744 [upbeat music] 464 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,246 [cheerful whistling] 465 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,348 [runners whistle] 466 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,016 [ELEVATOR DINGS, SLIDE WHISTLE NOTE DROPS] 467 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,585 [elevator dings] [fist bump pops] 468 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,985 [whimsical music] 469 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,854 [LIQUID TRICKLES, PENCIL SCRITCHES ON PAPER] 470 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:55,855 [popcorn pops, girls giggle] 471 00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,176 [pot booms, girls shriek] 472 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,690 [bag crinkles] 473 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,025 [device beeps] 474 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,227 [machine whirs] 475 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,862 [energy blasts, blinks ding] 476 00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:05,630 [low plop] [bubbles pop] 477 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,665 [monitor bleeps] 478 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:07,732 [keyboard clacks] 479 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,701 [fishing pole ratchets] 480 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:09,702 [corn plops] 481 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:10,836 [line zips, menacing music] 482 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,070 [creature chitters] 483 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,504 [alarm bell dings] 484 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,340 [girls shriek, creature roars] 485 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,375 [jaws clang] 486 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,743 [pleased hum, tongue slurps] 487 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,010 [melancholy music] 488 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,380 [girl gasps, idea bulb pings] 489 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,381 [suspenseful music] 490 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,749 [door clicks, energy zaps] 491 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,683 [glass crackles] 492 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,618 [tinkling music] 493 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:26,852 [pleased squeak, stars tinkle] 494 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,687 [TV LAUGH TRACK PLAYS, POPCORN CRUNCHES] 495 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,456 [questioning hum] [speech bubble pops] 496 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,323 [waving hands whir] 497 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:35,793 [winks ping] 498 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,362 ♪ StuGo ♪ 499 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,796 ♪ StuGo, StuGo ♪ 500 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:40,899 ♪ StuGo ♪ 501 00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,734 - ♪ StuGo ♪ - ♪ StuGo! ♪ 502 00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:43,902 ( laughter ) 503 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,603 ♪ StuGo ♪ 504 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,773 ♪ StuGo! ♪ 505 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,108 ♪ StuGo ♪ 506 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,363 ♪ Kids! ♪ 507 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,317 ♪ Mutants! ♪ 508 00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:03,155 ♪ Science! ♪ 509 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:08,660 ( music continues ) 510 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,195 - ♪ StuGo! ♪ - ♪ StuGo ♪ 511 00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:12,730 "StuGo." 512 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,732 Two new episodes Sunday morning 513 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,268 at 9 on Disney Channel. 514 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:22,140 - Showtime! - Dive in to wiz mania... 515 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:23,932 - What a rush! - ...with new episodes 516 00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:25,477 of "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place." 517 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,478 Stupendous. 518 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,645 No, extraordinary! 519 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,213 - Fire! - Huge! 520 00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:30,715 It really is. 521 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,684 - It's going to be wild. - To the lair! 522 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,986 First rule of being a wizard, 523 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,253 we do not say "to the lair." 524 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,821 - See what the "hex"... - Uh-oh. 525 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,156 ...the Russos have brewing. 526 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:41,159 - We're on the chain! - Off the chain. 527 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,760 Are you sure? 528 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,430 "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place." 529 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,730 New next Friday at 8 530 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,265 on Disney Channel. 531 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,834 show 532 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,202 on Disney Channel. 533 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,374 Okay, Milo, you got this. 534 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,177 -You're ready. -He better be ready. 535 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,828 He's been licking his lips for the last five minutes. 536 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,048 Okay, here I go. 537 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:06,851 [breathes deeply] 538 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:11,723 [plays instrument out of key] 539 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,859 I thought you knew how that thing works. 540 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,093 I do know how it works. 541 00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:17,495 Mouth goes here and the sound comes out here. 542 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,864 What happens in the middle is jazz, baby. 543 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,218 Let me try again. 544 00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:26,904 [sneezes] 545 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:33,811 [plays instrument flawlessly] 546 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,952 -Milo, that was incredible! -How did you do that? 547 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,489 I just sneezed into the clarinet and that's what it sounded like. 548 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,889 Jazz, baby! 549 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,760 [gasps] The clue! 550 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,297 It's a picture of an eel, a plus sign, and the letter E. 551 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,000 Give me that! I can't wait to see the look on Billie's face 552 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,635 when she finds out I found the next clue! 553 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,769 Milo found it. 554 00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,501 That is not how I'm gonna tell it. 555 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,740 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 556 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:05,144 So, I take it the instructions to Mystery Mansion 557 00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:07,311 just didn't mention a giant spider. 558 00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:08,464 They did not. 559 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,726 Roman saw a spider on the game board 560 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,501 right before we got sucked in here. 561 00:24:13,502 --> 00:24:14,953 You know, maybe it got pulled in with us. 562 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,755 I'm just glad Roman's not here to see this. 563 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,989 Here to see what? 564 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:21,059 Play it cool. Maybe he won't notice. 565 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,713 Why is that- Why is that web so big? 566 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,999 It wasn't made by a giant spider. 567 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,745 That makes me think it was made by a giant spider. 568 00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,705 Roman, sweetie, there- there was a giant spider, 569 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,441 but he's gone. He ran away. He's gone. 570 00:24:35,442 --> 00:24:36,809 No, he's not. He's right there. 571 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,744 -[screeches] -[screams] I'm out! 572 00:24:42,015 --> 00:24:44,082 Okay, Winter, Milo, it's up to you 573 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,018 -to get us out of here. -[webbing hissing] 574 00:24:46,019 --> 00:24:48,249 [Milo] Yeah, that's gonna be a little tough. 575 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,754 Okay. You know what? 576 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,323 This is okay. We still have Winter. 577 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,794 -[webbing hissing] -[Winter] Yeah, not so much. 578 00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:56,795 I can't believe my first Russo family game night 579 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,296 is also gonna be my last. 580 00:24:59,466 --> 00:25:01,696 [♪ ominous instrumental music playing] 581 00:25:01,697 --> 00:25:03,902 -[exhales, whimpers] -[spider screeches] 582 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,236 [spider screeches] 583 00:25:06,306 --> 00:25:07,356 [group gasping] 584 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,192 [whimpers] 585 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,212 -[screeches] -Roman? 586 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:17,782 I have never been this scared in my entire life. 587 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:20,886 [♪ tense instrumental music playing] 588 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,254 Get everyone else out of the web. 589 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:25,025 I'm gonna jab this rake wildly and hope I hit something. 590 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,793 Sweet, cut 'em loose with this axe. 591 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,262 -Not the axe. -Ugh, fine. 592 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,397 [spider chittering] 593 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:37,435 -Hurry! -Ew, ew. Ew, ew, ew! 594 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,971 -Guys, there's the clue! -[gasps] 595 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,962 -That's the last one we need! -Grab it! 596 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,274 Run! I'll take care of the spider. 597 00:25:45,145 --> 00:25:48,146 Nope, nope, he's got the rake. He's in charge. 598 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:51,816 [screeches] 599 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,519 We made it! Come on, come on! 600 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,820 [group panting] 601 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,322 Roman, you saved the day! 602 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,993 -[sighs] I'm so proud of you! -Yeah, I was pretty brave. 603 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,527 -[screeches] -[screams] 604 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:05,930 [screams] Billie, lock the door! 605 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:09,434 You don't think he knows I had my key under the mat, do you? 606 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,870 [gasps] You don't think he heard me say that, do you? 607 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,137 [spider screeches] 608 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,840 [groans] We need to solve the puzzle 609 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,771 -and get out of this game! -Yeah, yeah. 610 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,810 Okay, everyone pull out your clues! 611 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:23,148 -What are they supposed to be? -I think they make a rebus. 612 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,217 -What's a rebus? -It's a puzzle with pictures. 613 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,152 Why don't you just say "A puzzle with pictures?" 614 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:30,043 Pass up the chance to say "rebus"? [chuckles] I think not. 615 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:32,823 He found my key! 616 00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:35,359 We'll hold the door. You solve the puzzle. 617 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,996 [pants] Okay, these pictures should spell out a phrase. 618 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,097 We just have to figure out the order. 619 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,831 -I got nothing. -Me neither. 620 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,284 I'm not trying to add any pressure, but hurry! 621 00:26:43,503 --> 00:26:46,070 Wait, I know. Each room had these same colors 622 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:47,973 -in the same order. -[gasps] He's right. 623 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,875 The tea mugs, the music books, the flowers. 624 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,686 -[Milo] Yeah. -Oh! Nice catch, guys. 625 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,377 Red, blue, yellow, purple. 626 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,213 [grunts] There. 627 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:58,050 But we still don't know what it means. 628 00:26:58,051 --> 00:26:59,884 We can't hold the door much longer. 629 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,987 -Clothes, knitting- -Uh, close-knit! 630 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,889 F plus ham, eel plus E. 631 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:08,259 "Fam-eel-E?" Family? [gasps] 632 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,895 -Got it. "Close-knit family." -[exclaims] 633 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,098 [♪ music concludes] 634 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,703 -[gasps] We did it! -We're out of the game! 635 00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:19,938 I'm finally out of that spandex. 636 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,138 [chuckles softly] 637 00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:24,342 That was the craziest game night we've ever had. 638 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:25,494 I don't know. 639 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:28,012 That Battle Boats tourney of 2022 was pretty, 640 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,048 as we used to say in 2022, "Lit." 641 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,884 So, who won the game? 642 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:36,120 Well, Roman did save us from that spider. 643 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,456 Y- Yeah, but Winter and Milo figured out 644 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:39,724 the order of the rebus. 645 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,293 Mom figured out the poker hand. 646 00:27:41,294 --> 00:27:43,061 Oh, but Justin found the mouse hole. 647 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,496 -Billie solved the riddle. -So, we all won? 648 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,332 How do we decide who the Game Master is? 649 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,043 [sighs] I guess we're just gonna have to go off of, uh, 650 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,449 whoever's wearing the robe. 651 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,906 Oh, right. Game Master. I forgot all about that. 652 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,743 You forgot? I thought beating Roman 653 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,011 was the whole point of this. 654 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,846 Yeah, but then I just started having fun 655 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,179 playing with you guys. 656 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:05,383 Maybe that's what family game night's all about. 657 00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:07,952 It is. It really is. 658 00:28:10,529 --> 00:28:13,625 You know, I'm sorry I got you all 659 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:14,825 sucked into that game. 660 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,663 And, Justin, I hope you still have time to get your work done. 661 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:18,729 I'll get it done. 662 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,365 Hey, family game night was worth it. 663 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,933 In fact, you know what? New rule. 664 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,671 From here on out, every Friday is a Russo family game night. 665 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:26,837 I'm gonna calendar it. 666 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,407 Ooh, what's up with the Wi-Fi? 667 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:30,808 Dang it! I forgot about the Wi-Fi! [gasps] 668 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,110 I probably lost my place in line! 669 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,113 [automated voice] Your call will be answered next. 670 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:39,517 Oh, yes! Best game night ever! Hi! Yes, I'm here! 671 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:45,823 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 672 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,459 [♪ clarinet music playing] 673 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:54,098 Okay, everybody. The game's Staten Island Stud. 674 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,100 Rockets and deuces are wild. 675 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,903 Low spade in the hole gets half the pot. 676 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:02,373 -Five pretzel buy-in. -Too rich for my blood. 677 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,843 Billie, come on. 678 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,446 Just let me borrow a couple of pretzels, 679 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:09,747 just a few sticks to get me back in the game. 680 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,248 You know I'm good for it. 681 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,517 Ah, forget it, kid, you're in too deep. 682 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:18,425 Guys, I just went to PriceCo. We have plenty of pretzels. 683 00:29:21,287 --> 00:29:25,197 When did Milo get so good at the clarinet? 684 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,631 Oh. Watch this. Hey, Milo. 685 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,434 You're doing great. 686 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:33,571 -[♪ music stops] -Thanks, Mom. 687 00:29:35,308 --> 00:29:37,958 -That makes a lot more sense. -[♪ music continues] 688 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,781 Milo, what are you doing? 689 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,450 -Jazz, baby. -[♪ music concludes] 690 00:29:47,387 --> 00:29:49,453 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 691 00:29:49,503 --> 00:29:54,053 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51113

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