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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,322 --> 00:00:16,760 Here comes Lucky! 2 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,850 And they're off. Number 7, Sandy's Rocket, out front. 3 00:00:19,981 --> 00:00:22,244 Right behind him by the three against the rail 4 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,420 as they head down the front stretch... 5 00:00:30,861 --> 00:00:34,039 Number 7, Sandy's Rocket, in control now. 6 00:00:34,169 --> 00:00:35,692 Down the backstretch... 7 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,090 Look at all this fucking coin, dude. 8 00:00:45,528 --> 00:00:47,530 - A.J., where's the capper? - Shredded. Back in VIP. 9 00:00:47,661 --> 00:00:48,966 Look who's Big Money in seven. 10 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,883 - No fucking way, Moose. - Yes fucking way. We're red-hot. 11 00:00:53,014 --> 00:00:54,537 - Don't shit on our streak. - I'm not shitting on our streak. 12 00:00:54,668 --> 00:00:56,583 You're shitting all over our streak big time. 13 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:58,628 "Four runs and we bone out." Those were your exact words. 14 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,240 Yeah, and Big Money in six was a fucking game changer. 15 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:04,199 - It's two o'clock. - It's five 'til. 16 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,158 - Come on, we should bounce. - Pensacola's already halfway 17 00:01:06,288 --> 00:01:08,464 - through the post parade, pussy. - Dude, you're going rogue. 18 00:01:08,595 --> 00:01:10,379 - Because you're being a pussy. - Shut the f-- 19 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:12,164 Y'all fixing to place a bet? 20 00:01:12,816 --> 00:01:14,035 Just a sec, darling. 21 00:01:14,905 --> 00:01:17,430 Come on, bitch. Look up there and tell me who's Big Money. 22 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:27,222 - Sweetchuck's our boy. - Sweetchuck? Fuck you. 23 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,832 Crowd's got wood for Easy Does It. 24 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,443 The crowd goes home in a body bag, okay? 25 00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:33,228 Let's go straight bet. No exotics. Let it ride. 26 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:36,057 Fuck you! We're up three bills. I'm not letting it ride. 27 00:01:37,624 --> 00:01:38,929 Now who's the pussy? 28 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:43,847 Get the fucking cab. 29 00:01:46,415 --> 00:01:48,113 All right. And they're off. 30 00:01:52,073 --> 00:01:53,118 Gonna fuck it all up! 31 00:01:54,075 --> 00:01:55,511 What the fuck, A.J.? 32 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:57,513 Sweetchuck hard-charging... 33 00:01:57,644 --> 00:01:59,776 Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. He's breaking... 34 00:01:59,907 --> 00:02:01,256 Run! Run! Run! Come on! 35 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,215 Now he's two lengths ahead. 36 00:02:03,345 --> 00:02:05,608 Oh, shit! Here he comes! Big money, money, money! 37 00:02:06,783 --> 00:02:08,481 And it's Sweetchuck at the wire! 38 00:02:12,572 --> 00:02:16,663 Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck! 39 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:18,230 No, no, no, no! Moose, our cab! 40 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,579 Some chud's ganking it. 41 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:23,148 Oh, fuck! 42 00:02:23,278 --> 00:02:24,627 Now what are we supposed to do? 43 00:02:24,758 --> 00:02:26,238 We're screwed. 44 00:02:26,368 --> 00:02:28,631 Oh, what? You gonna run across the river bridge? 45 00:02:30,938 --> 00:02:32,722 A.J., it's the fucking interstate! 46 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,028 Fuck! 47 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,290 Fuck! 48 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,164 Hey! Hey, buddy! 49 00:02:40,556 --> 00:02:42,210 I got an easy 50! 50 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:48,303 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stay in this lane! 51 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:49,609 You almost hit that car! 52 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:51,350 Fuck! Moose... 53 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,047 All right, I need you to punch this shitbox, all right? 54 00:03:06,191 --> 00:03:07,322 Moose, Moose... 55 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:15,330 [boy] Come on! Come on! 56 00:03:28,822 --> 00:03:30,215 Where the heck have you guys been? 57 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:32,129 We've been waiting for 35 minutes. 58 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:34,088 We got stuck on the train by the Bongo habitat. 59 00:03:34,219 --> 00:03:36,395 Some kid had a grand mal seizure and they shut it down. 60 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:38,614 - What could we do? - Just get on the dang bus. 61 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:45,012 Hey, butt fuck! 62 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,753 You're both dead if I'm late for practice. 63 00:03:46,883 --> 00:03:48,668 What practice, Randy? You do wrestling and football. 64 00:03:48,798 --> 00:03:51,192 Yeah, it's fucking May, loser. 65 00:03:51,671 --> 00:03:52,846 Fuck off. 66 00:03:57,372 --> 00:03:58,982 All right, homeboy, what are you feeling? 67 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:00,941 Benjys and Grants or Jackies and Hams? 68 00:04:02,682 --> 00:04:05,032 - Why're you doing the lip thing? - I'm not doing a lip thing. 69 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,295 Makes you look like you're prepping to suck an asshole. 70 00:04:07,426 --> 00:04:09,819 No more wild-card shit. You're breaking your own rules. 71 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,473 Fuck off, don't be such a basket case. 72 00:04:11,604 --> 00:04:13,693 Look at this epic fucking split, dude! 73 00:04:13,823 --> 00:04:16,348 Goddamn it, I want to epic split your fucking mouth. 74 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:17,871 Yeah? Why don't you try it, pussy? 75 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,570 Because every chaperone on this bus 76 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:23,093 is fucking staring at us. 77 00:04:23,224 --> 00:04:24,312 What? 78 00:04:31,276 --> 00:04:33,408 - Yo, question. - Yeah, dude? 79 00:04:34,409 --> 00:04:35,715 Who'd you like in the 8th? 80 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:40,763 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 81 00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:43,200 Ooh, what's the wort at? 82 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:45,333 Uh, it's at 69 degrees. 83 00:04:45,464 --> 00:04:47,640 All right, let's pitch the fucking yeast 84 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,250 and put her to bed. 85 00:04:51,426 --> 00:04:52,906 Home sweet home. 86 00:04:53,036 --> 00:04:54,342 Squeeze that airlock in. 87 00:04:55,387 --> 00:04:56,953 - Is that one leaking? - Brand-new tub. 88 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:58,433 How could it be leaking? 89 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,087 Let's check the pH on the lagers. 90 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:03,699 Booyah. What are you feeling? 91 00:05:04,918 --> 00:05:06,093 Let's go pilsner. 92 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,185 - Cheers. - Cheers, dude. 93 00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:12,360 Whoa. 94 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:13,883 Looks bright. 95 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,494 Spritzy. 96 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,801 Mm. Wow. 97 00:05:18,932 --> 00:05:21,717 Yeah, I know, dude. We fucking made that! 98 00:05:21,848 --> 00:05:24,546 - We made that! - This is, like, real beer. 99 00:05:24,677 --> 00:05:26,635 Mm! Let's go with that. 100 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,245 - What? - Real Beer. For the label. 101 00:05:28,376 --> 00:05:29,856 I found a printer in Tecumseh. 102 00:05:29,986 --> 00:05:31,423 They can bang them out for two cents a pop. 103 00:05:31,553 --> 00:05:33,425 I dig it. 104 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:35,122 All right, so, look, man, I want to pitch you an idea. 105 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,297 Okay, hit me. 106 00:05:36,863 --> 00:05:38,517 It's time to expand the operation. 107 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:40,040 All right, so look, dude, 108 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,520 we're sitting on a cash cow with Real Beer. 109 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,043 Fifteen gallons a month is baby stuff 110 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,349 compared to what we could do 111 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:45,785 if we scaled her up to a buck twenty. 112 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:47,264 - A hundred and twenty gallons? - A month, dude. 113 00:05:47,395 --> 00:05:48,831 And we'll cash flow our day-to-day ops 114 00:05:48,962 --> 00:05:50,311 with our track winnings until we get to a rhythm 115 00:05:50,442 --> 00:05:51,660 where this thing is running itself. 116 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:53,706 Moose, we haven't even sold a single beer. 117 00:05:53,836 --> 00:05:56,535 Yet. You gotta learn to forecast, bitch. 118 00:05:57,579 --> 00:05:58,928 Fuck! 119 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,322 We hit two matinees a week, we're solid gold. 120 00:06:01,453 --> 00:06:03,237 Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge up a ride every two weeks. 121 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,239 Pause. Don't worry about transpo. 122 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:07,459 Transpo's my turf. And we'll circle back in a sec. 123 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:09,852 A huge part of this operation is figuring out 124 00:06:09,983 --> 00:06:11,288 the right foot soldiers to bring in. 125 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:12,986 What do you think of Jason Beaumont? 126 00:06:13,116 --> 00:06:14,857 Dude, fucking kid's a narc. He'd squeal for sure. 127 00:06:14,988 --> 00:06:17,860 Yeah! I love your instincts! That's why you're gonna run HR. 128 00:06:17,991 --> 00:06:19,819 Handle all the recruiting. 129 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,083 Fuck! 130 00:06:23,736 --> 00:06:24,867 That was a fucking neck shot! 131 00:06:24,998 --> 00:06:27,261 - Forecast. - You said no fucking necks. 132 00:06:29,132 --> 00:06:30,264 So are we in agreement 133 00:06:30,395 --> 00:06:31,657 that transpo's our number one concern? 134 00:06:31,787 --> 00:06:33,006 Hundred percent. 135 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:34,399 And until this operation's got wheels, 136 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:35,748 if feels like it's dead in the water. 137 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,271 Okay, hear me out. 138 00:06:37,402 --> 00:06:39,795 Fuck, these are awesome. 139 00:06:39,926 --> 00:06:41,406 Tom, we're good to go. 140 00:06:42,407 --> 00:06:44,104 Kip Langer's older brother. You know him? 141 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:46,585 - Darian? - No, Darian's in Chrissy's class. 142 00:06:46,715 --> 00:06:48,195 I'm talking about Gary. 143 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,936 With the lazy eye and the gelled hair. 144 00:06:50,066 --> 00:06:51,459 - Oh, yeah. The DJ guy. - Yeah. 145 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,113 So he's got a limo thing on the side, dude. 146 00:06:53,243 --> 00:06:55,202 Like weddings and proms, all that type of shit. 147 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:57,117 Thanks, Tom. 148 00:06:57,247 --> 00:06:58,510 You know what? 149 00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:00,642 Here's a little something for you. 150 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,691 So obviously, his rates are premium on the weekends, 151 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:07,519 because that's where all the action is. 152 00:07:07,649 --> 00:07:10,043 But Monday through Thursday is a total fucking dead zone. 153 00:07:10,173 --> 00:07:13,307 So I've got Gary locked in at 25 bucks an hour, 154 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:14,787 plus we gotta float the gas. 155 00:07:14,917 --> 00:07:16,658 But all he needs is a three-hour heads-up. 156 00:07:16,789 --> 00:07:18,660 So you want to take a limo back and forth between Bluffs Run? 157 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:19,922 Yeah, twice a week. 158 00:07:20,053 --> 00:07:21,184 It'd be like a C-note per run, max. 159 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,490 - That's it? - That's fucking it, dude. 160 00:07:22,621 --> 00:07:24,100 It's actually a really boss idea. 161 00:07:24,231 --> 00:07:25,972 It's airtight, bitch. I knew you'd be all over it. 162 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,455 This fucker's double O-C too. 163 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:32,892 Huh? 164 00:07:33,414 --> 00:07:34,850 Fucking limo, asshole. 165 00:07:34,981 --> 00:07:37,113 It's got a 13-inch TV with a built-in VHS. 166 00:07:37,244 --> 00:07:39,289 Mini wet bar. Motorola bag phone. 167 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,552 Why would we need a bag phone? 168 00:07:40,682 --> 00:07:41,857 In case we gotta move on some shit 169 00:07:41,988 --> 00:07:43,250 and we don't have time to hit a payphone. 170 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,686 Look, stop fixating on the bag phone. 171 00:07:44,817 --> 00:07:46,340 - Are you in or you out? - I'm in. 172 00:07:46,471 --> 00:07:48,081 - I'm in, yeah. - All right, I'll set it up. 173 00:07:49,038 --> 00:07:50,344 Oh, buddy, we're gonna be rolling 174 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:52,128 in so much fucking dough this summer. 175 00:07:58,047 --> 00:07:59,832 ♪ Rollin' down the street ♪ 176 00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:02,182 ♪ I saw this girl and she was pumpin' ♪ 177 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:03,923 ♪ I winked my eye, she got into the ride ♪ 178 00:08:04,053 --> 00:08:06,012 ♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪ 179 00:08:06,142 --> 00:08:07,404 ♪ Took her to the hotel ♪ 180 00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:09,581 ♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪ 181 00:08:09,711 --> 00:08:11,496 ♪ I said, "Be my queen if you know what I mean" ♪ 182 00:08:11,626 --> 00:08:13,541 ♪ And let us do the wild thing ♪ 183 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:16,675 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 184 00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:18,415 [A.J.] Yo, I'm home. 185 00:08:25,118 --> 00:08:28,251 Mm, Mrs. C., these deer chops are banging. 186 00:08:33,866 --> 00:08:34,867 What's going on? 187 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:36,390 How was the field trip, boys? 188 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:37,826 Oh, like the best ever. 189 00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:39,480 Yeah, we got to hand-feed the giraffes. 190 00:08:39,611 --> 00:08:41,308 Yeah, the sucker was eating right out of our palm. 191 00:08:47,357 --> 00:08:50,056 Speaking of hands, let me smell those hands. 192 00:08:50,186 --> 00:08:51,231 Jesus, what? 193 00:08:51,971 --> 00:08:53,450 No. Why? 194 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:55,061 Are you trying to hide something from us? 195 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:56,845 Oh, he is. Big time. 196 00:08:56,976 --> 00:08:59,326 No, no, I just don't want you smelling my hands. 197 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,371 It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird. 198 00:09:01,502 --> 00:09:03,504 It's just a set of hands, son. 199 00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:05,941 Afraid we'll find out about the cigarettes? 200 00:09:06,072 --> 00:09:07,726 Cigarettes? We-- 201 00:09:07,856 --> 00:09:10,163 Mr. Rubenking said he saw you and Moose 202 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,991 smoking cigarettes in the VIP area 203 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:14,080 of I-80 OTB this afternoon. 204 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,472 I-80 OTB? 205 00:09:15,603 --> 00:09:16,909 It's an off-track betting parlor. 206 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,258 In Council Bluffs, Iowa. 207 00:09:18,388 --> 00:09:19,825 Right across the river bridge 208 00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:22,654 from the Henry Doorly Zoo. 209 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:25,395 Smoking cigarettes and going berserk! 210 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:27,267 He emphasized "berserk." 211 00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:29,791 And the damn neon shirts! 212 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,880 Awful quiet, Moose. 213 00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:36,058 Did you get those fancy shoes with your gambling winnings? 214 00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:38,408 Guilty! - Moose... 215 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:41,760 Chrissy, go to your room. 216 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:44,153 - No way. - In your room, young lady. 217 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,372 Ugh! 218 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:48,201 - Witness stand. - No. 219 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:49,724 No, I'm not... 220 00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:52,553 There's been a pattern with you two. 221 00:09:52,684 --> 00:09:54,729 - An escalation. - A very dangerous escalation. 222 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,862 - We're not escalating. - Illegally crossing state lines 223 00:09:56,992 --> 00:09:59,299 to hang out at an off-track betting parlor? 224 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:00,648 We're not hanging out. We're working. 225 00:10:00,779 --> 00:10:02,171 - Working! - Oh, my God! 226 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,565 - You're not a pro gambler! - Are you two doing dope? 227 00:10:04,696 --> 00:10:06,132 Okay, no on the dope, 228 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,003 and no, I'm not gonna become a professional gambler. 229 00:10:08,134 --> 00:10:10,745 You two idiots are gonna end up in a double funeral 230 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,052 or on the side of a fricking milk carton. 231 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:16,838 Is it Moose? Is he the one that talks you into this crazy stuff? 232 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:18,448 No, it's not Moose. I came up with the system. 233 00:10:18,579 --> 00:10:20,625 The system? What is the system? 234 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:22,278 A secret system for big-money long shots. 235 00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:24,106 You're 14 years old! 236 00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:26,065 You don't have a fricking system! 237 00:10:33,681 --> 00:10:36,031 Dude, I am so fucking sorry. 238 00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:38,599 The Judge started doing the lip thing, 239 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:41,341 and I just fucking panicked. 240 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:43,038 Did you tell them about the system? 241 00:10:43,169 --> 00:10:44,736 They don't want to hear about Big Money, Moose. 242 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,172 I'm grounded. 243 00:10:46,302 --> 00:10:48,043 Banned from the track and banned from Iowa. 244 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,872 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. 245 00:10:51,699 --> 00:10:53,614 This rat-fucks our whole plan. 246 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,398 There is no plan. We're done. 247 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:58,967 No more running free range. They're shutting us down. 248 00:10:59,098 --> 00:11:00,882 I've got one week to find a legit job 249 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,405 before my mom goes full-tilt DEFCON. 250 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,016 Full tilt? What do you mean? 251 00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:05,539 Baseball. Bible camp. 252 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:07,280 Weekends at her auction crew. 253 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:10,239 Fuck your mom's auction crew. Shit pay. 254 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,677 Tell her we're not signing on for three bucks an hour. 255 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:14,417 She made no mention of hiring you. 256 00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:19,292 We're a package deal, A.J. You don't break up the band. 257 00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:22,774 Look, just circle the heavy hitters, okay? 258 00:11:22,904 --> 00:11:24,732 Don't waste your time with that entry-level slop. 259 00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:26,691 - I'm not. - Dude, don't worry. 260 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,823 Tomorrow after school, we'll get some shit lined up. 261 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,129 Easy peasy. 262 00:11:31,217 --> 00:11:32,609 All right? 263 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,350 - See ya, pussy. - See ya. 264 00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:32,582 What if we doubled the batch? 265 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,062 And then had only one foot soldier 266 00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:36,238 instead of an entire roster of guys to manage? 267 00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,936 Fuck me, you really want to hobby brew? 268 00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:40,590 No--Look, the company's fucked. 269 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,941 We're never gonna cash-flow this thing with minimum wage 270 00:12:43,071 --> 00:12:44,594 and suck-ass hours. 271 00:12:44,725 --> 00:12:45,944 Excuse me. 272 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,127 Pass the sack. I got dibs on that last one. 273 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:56,911 Fuck you. The big boy's mine. 274 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,173 Give it to me. 275 00:12:58,304 --> 00:13:00,785 It's my money, it's my gizzard. 276 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,180 Fuck, dude. My neck! 277 00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:06,834 Forecast. 278 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:12,797 Boom! Right in the breadbasket! 279 00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:15,930 And you fuckstains are no Mike Rozier. 280 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,714 Is it piss? 281 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:20,021 Straight from the tap, sweet cheeks. 282 00:13:20,152 --> 00:13:22,415 You two dip fucks better grow eyes in the back of your head. 283 00:13:22,545 --> 00:13:24,504 High school's gonna be a fucking meat grinder! 284 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,288 It's open season, limp dicks. 285 00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:28,551 You never know when, you never know where. 286 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,380 - Pussies! - Whoo! 287 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,783 You boys all right? 288 00:13:44,263 --> 00:13:45,786 That's piss, ain't it? 289 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:49,790 Yeah, it's piss. 290 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,537 Holy shit! 291 00:13:58,494 --> 00:13:59,669 Shane! 292 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,975 What the fuck? 293 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,759 So much for one weekend a month, huh? 294 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:04,152 - Shotgun. - No fucking way. 295 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:05,284 Get in the back, mutant. 296 00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,374 What's up, Eagle? 297 00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:13,553 Fucking A... 298 00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:15,990 This is why you're in the back. 299 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,775 Hold on to your fucking tits. 300 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:20,516 Fuck the Carmichaels. 301 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:23,258 Don't let those pussies run a psyop on you. 302 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,957 Rodney's a horror show, dude. That Boz cut, those muscles. 303 00:14:26,087 --> 00:14:27,045 I mean... 304 00:14:27,175 --> 00:14:28,785 He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle. 305 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,963 He used to bitch out when I wrestled him at 160. 306 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:34,617 Yo, Rambo? Fucking waste anyone over there? 307 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,881 The whole thing was over in a hundred hours, dipshit. 308 00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:39,187 The only thing I wasted was my freshman year. 309 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,233 The town's still covered in yellow. 310 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,148 Maybe they'll give you the keys to the city, dude. 311 00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:44,801 Shit, I'd settle for the keys to the Toddy Shop. 312 00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:46,455 Old enough to die for Uncle Sam, 313 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,327 but still can't buy a fucking sixer. 314 00:14:48,457 --> 00:14:50,677 Yo, homey. Do you want a beer? 315 00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:57,814 Fuck! 316 00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:01,514 Seriously? 317 00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,081 You turds made this? 318 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:04,343 Yeah. 319 00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:07,607 All right, so check it. You gotta pour it like this. 320 00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:10,088 And don't drink the stuff on the bottom. 321 00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:12,786 Copy that. 322 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,882 Moment of truth. 323 00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:29,107 Well? 324 00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,936 Goddamn, fellas. 325 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:33,415 It's not shit. 326 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:39,247 - It's drinkable as fuck. - Drinkable as fuck! 327 00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:40,814 Oh, yeah, dude! 328 00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:42,555 That's going on the fucking sticker for sure! 329 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,863 All, right, can we put you down for a case? 330 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:49,257 Whoo! 331 00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,870 Well, you know the rules. 332 00:15:54,784 --> 00:15:56,221 No glass on deck. 333 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,745 Yes, sir. 334 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,588 The water's piss-warm, dude. 335 00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:19,548 Yeah. Ron always cranks it for the invitationals. 336 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,507 Hey, we need to bag some summer jobs. 337 00:16:21,637 --> 00:16:23,204 - You think you can hook us up? - No. 338 00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:25,990 It's not gonna fly. You gotta be 16 to guard. 339 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,730 Ron might budge on the Eagle Scout, 340 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,689 but definitely not on you. 341 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:33,171 Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool. Me and A.J. are a package deal. 342 00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:36,217 Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys if they need an extra hand. 343 00:16:36,348 --> 00:16:37,914 With what? 344 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,351 They're planning on running that thing this summer. 345 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,570 What thing? - That thing. 346 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,833 The Snack Shack. 347 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,881 So does their family, like, own it or something? 348 00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:49,100 No, Bravos don't own it. City owns it. 349 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,362 Yo, toss me your keys. 350 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,277 I want to see inside that fucker. 351 00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:53,713 Don't have any. 352 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,149 Snack Shack's totally separate from the pool. 353 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,021 Okay, so they rent it from the city? 354 00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,110 No, I think it gets bid out through Parks & Rec. 355 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,808 - Okay, how's that work? - I don't know, dude. 356 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,288 I think they bid it out 357 00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:04,941 at the city council meeting tomorrow. 358 00:17:05,072 --> 00:17:06,726 How much the Bravos throw down on that sucker? 359 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,424 Ask them. They're gonna be at the sunken lot tonight. 360 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:17,215 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 361 00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:19,913 That we hit the sunken lot, dump some beer, 362 00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:21,871 get intel on the Bravo boys' bid, 363 00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:24,178 then rat-fuck them at the city council meeting tomorrow night. 364 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,713 Yo! Shit pig. 365 00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:22,497 You all right? 366 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,326 Huh? Me? 367 00:18:25,457 --> 00:18:27,763 Yeah. You, like, having a fit or something? 368 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,853 Oh. It's just allergies. It's like... 369 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,987 - Allergies? - Grass, pollen, ragw-- 370 00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:35,858 Yeah, like the movie about the kid in the plastic bubble? 371 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,383 No. No, it's not like him at all. 372 00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:39,514 - I'm nothing like that. - Yeah, right. 373 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:41,212 Seriously. 374 00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,780 Oh, God, you are totally like him. 375 00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:45,912 Sorry. 376 00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:48,871 What is that? 377 00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,656 My hanky? 378 00:18:52,092 --> 00:18:53,615 Your hanky? 379 00:18:53,746 --> 00:18:55,661 Oh, it's not mine. It's actually my dad's. 380 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,967 Your dad loaned you his fucking snot-rag? 381 00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,230 Just temporarily. 382 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,929 Sorry, I'm not usually like this. 383 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,844 I-I-I just took a Benadryl. 384 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:05,975 So... 385 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,676 Why are you doing that? 386 00:19:10,806 --> 00:19:12,982 It's a free country, shit pig. 387 00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:15,550 Close your mouth, you look like a fucking grass carp. 388 00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,643 God, I don't know why Leah's so into you. 389 00:19:21,774 --> 00:19:23,993 She made it out like you were a real catch. 390 00:19:24,124 --> 00:19:26,431 Oh. So you're, like, Leah's cousin or something? 391 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:27,823 Doi. 392 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,696 And lucky me, she's only 35 miles south of Offutt, 393 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,828 so this shithole gets to be my reality all summer. 394 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,308 Hmm. 395 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,354 Hey, what's the suicide rate in this hick town? 396 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,400 Is that marijuana? 397 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:40,793 What? Are you allergic? 398 00:19:43,274 --> 00:19:44,362 Oh, shit. 399 00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:49,802 What is happening right now? 400 00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,934 I just, uh... 401 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:53,936 It's dinner. 402 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,070 I should go. 403 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,506 I guess so. 404 00:19:58,637 --> 00:20:00,029 See you around, shit pig. 405 00:20:01,944 --> 00:20:03,685 Sooey! 406 00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,303 So, how's the job hunt coming along? 407 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:13,956 Mom, it's been like 48 hours. 408 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,349 Watch the sass back. 409 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,743 Mm, I got an auction in two weeks. 410 00:20:17,873 --> 00:20:21,355 Ordered you a medium with the new logo, just in case. 411 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,878 It's polo style this year. 412 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,011 - And salmon. - Mm! Chrissy's idea. 413 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,534 I designed them. 414 00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:28,928 Have you thought about mowing lawns? 415 00:20:29,058 --> 00:20:30,451 Now that's an idea. 416 00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:32,758 Are you kidding me? This is me after one lawn. 417 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:34,803 Oh, come on, nothing a little Benadryl couldn't level out. 418 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,240 - God bless you. - Bless you. 419 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,893 This is Benadryl. I'm the fricking poster boy. 420 00:20:38,024 --> 00:20:39,286 - No fricks. - No fricks. 421 00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,983 - Stuff it, Chrissy. - You stuff it. 422 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,247 - Stuff it big time. - Zip it. 423 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,302 Hey, Mom, there's a study group tonight for the Civics final. 424 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:56,782 Does it involve Moose? 425 00:20:56,912 --> 00:20:58,479 No. It's over at Beaumont's. 426 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:01,352 - There's a fella with a plan. - Such a go-getter. 427 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,442 Maybe you could tag-team with his mowing business, 428 00:21:04,572 --> 00:21:06,182 start some kind of lawn empire. 429 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:10,839 No. I don't want to start a lawn empire with Jason Beaumont. 430 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,841 I just want to cram for the Civics test. 431 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,756 Watch the sass back. 432 00:21:15,322 --> 00:21:17,106 - Ten p.m. - Ten? 433 00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:19,283 Mom, come on, it doesn't even start until eight-- 434 00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:21,197 Ten fifteen. You're still grounded, buddy. 435 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,156 Eleven. 436 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,984 Here we go now. Gonna let it go now. 437 00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:27,203 We're gonna start now at 10, 10, we'll bring it up to 10:15. 438 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,205 - We're taking the 10:15. - Hey! 439 00:21:29,336 --> 00:21:30,598 All the way up to 11, we're looking at 11. 440 00:21:30,729 --> 00:21:32,296 Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey! 441 00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:34,341 Bring it all the way back, now 10:30, now 10:15. 442 00:21:34,472 --> 00:21:37,649 10:15 it's gonna be, and I'm giving you 10:15. 443 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,085 - Sold now. - Sold! 444 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,437 ♪ I was clowning in class like I usually do... ♪ 445 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:47,441 Dude, I can't believe we just dumped two cases. 446 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,095 Two cases is pussy. 447 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,879 Look at all these college kids. 448 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,664 We gotta partner up with some frats. 449 00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:54,796 Get our foot soldiers in UNL, UNO, 450 00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:56,755 fucking Peru State. 451 00:21:56,885 --> 00:21:58,887 Dude, we could be offloading 400 gallons of Real Beer a month. 452 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,062 Easy. 453 00:22:10,421 --> 00:22:12,379 Hey, watch where you're going, prep. 454 00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:14,773 - Sorry, dude. - What did you just fucking say? 455 00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:18,167 We got a problem here? 456 00:22:18,298 --> 00:22:20,169 There is so not a problem. 457 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,346 I didn't know he was with you. 458 00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,260 Sorry. It won't happen again. 459 00:22:27,525 --> 00:22:30,005 Shane fucking Workman! 460 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,363 Oh, Bravos. Right over there. 461 00:22:39,493 --> 00:22:41,887 Okay, I've got this shit. Hang back in the wings. 462 00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,546 Hey, what's up, boys? 463 00:22:48,676 --> 00:22:50,374 Who the fuck are you assholes? 464 00:22:50,504 --> 00:22:53,507 Moose Miller. This is my associate, A.J. 465 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,291 We're the guys behind Real Beer. 466 00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:56,728 Real Beer? 467 00:22:56,858 --> 00:22:58,599 Yeah, that beer you're drinking. 468 00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:00,427 Wh-- You made this? 469 00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:01,950 Yeah, man. 470 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,561 We're still finalizing the design on the logo, 471 00:23:03,691 --> 00:23:06,477 but that next batch will look as good as it tastes. 472 00:23:06,607 --> 00:23:08,130 How old are you guys? 473 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,697 - Fourteen. - Sixteen. 474 00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:13,266 Almost fifteen. 475 00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:15,050 Oh, yeah. I know this guy. 476 00:23:15,181 --> 00:23:17,096 You're the judge's kid, aren't you? 477 00:23:17,575 --> 00:23:19,577 Yeah, he did our mom and dad's divorce. 478 00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:21,361 Huh? 479 00:23:21,492 --> 00:23:24,059 I said your dad did our mom and dad's divorce! 480 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,976 So, uh, we heard you guys are renting the Snack Shack 481 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,630 out of the pool this summer. 482 00:23:29,761 --> 00:23:31,240 Yeah. So what? 483 00:23:31,371 --> 00:23:32,720 Well, Shane had mentioned 484 00:23:32,851 --> 00:23:34,940 that you guys might need some extra hands. 485 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:37,072 - Nah, we're cool. - We can handle it ourselves. 486 00:23:37,203 --> 00:23:38,987 It's probably a real gravy train, huh? 487 00:23:39,988 --> 00:23:41,163 We do all right. 488 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,426 Mm-hmm. 489 00:23:43,731 --> 00:23:45,429 What's it cost to rent it out? 490 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,955 Three grand my ass. They're bluffing, big time. 491 00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:52,436 I don't know, dude. A grand a month seems legit. 492 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:55,917 Chump change compared to what the fucker could turn over. 493 00:23:56,570 --> 00:24:00,008 Look, I say we go full tilt on the Snack Shack. 494 00:24:03,664 --> 00:24:05,013 What's the pH at? 495 00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:07,712 It's a hair over 5.2. 496 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,585 All right. I should go. 497 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,892 Jean'll kill me. Fucker's definitely leaking. 498 00:24:14,022 --> 00:24:16,329 It's not. Look, dude, 499 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:20,376 even if it took us all of June to break even on the 3K, 500 00:24:20,507 --> 00:24:22,683 it'd still tee us up right in the sweet spot of the summer. 501 00:24:22,814 --> 00:24:24,729 Fucking Fourth of July to mid-August? 502 00:24:24,859 --> 00:24:26,731 That's like six weeks of straight Profit Town. 503 00:24:26,861 --> 00:24:29,298 We can't cover three grand. We're 1,600 bucks short. 504 00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:31,257 Yeah? So, look, 505 00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:34,216 I want to pitch you an idea. 506 00:24:34,782 --> 00:24:36,392 The whole kit and caboodle? 507 00:24:37,568 --> 00:24:39,178 Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am. 508 00:24:41,485 --> 00:24:42,834 Take off those glasses. 509 00:24:44,052 --> 00:24:45,401 Is there a problem here? 510 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,060 - Goddamn. - I can't believe I let you 511 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,019 talk me into this diaper shit, Moose. 512 00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:56,848 Like I had to twist your arm at 18 percent, you fucking shyster. 513 00:24:57,849 --> 00:24:59,633 Plus, you're the one without a joint account, dude. 514 00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:02,114 - Why are we wearing suits? - We look like power players 515 00:25:02,244 --> 00:25:04,159 that come in and cash out 2K in a New York minute. 516 00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:06,988 Oh, my God. She's talking to the manager. 517 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,775 Dude, don't get your tits in a ringer. 518 00:25:10,905 --> 00:25:12,733 I bet it's just protocol for any withdrawal over a grand. 519 00:25:12,864 --> 00:25:14,343 No, that's Neil Bruning. 520 00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:16,171 He's in bridge club with my parents and his wife. 521 00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:18,347 Bruning can't say shit, bitch. It's not a joint account. 522 00:25:18,478 --> 00:25:20,393 A.J. 523 00:25:20,524 --> 00:25:23,439 Pretty chunky withdrawal for a school day, don't you think? 524 00:25:25,746 --> 00:25:27,661 We're entrepreneurs. 525 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,358 All right, last on the agenda: 526 00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:31,839 the concession stand out at Steinhart Pool. 527 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:33,798 Scooter, I understand the bids are in? 528 00:25:33,928 --> 00:25:37,236 Uh, just a single, Mike. From Chris and Jeff Bravo. 529 00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:38,672 To the tune of-- 530 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,413 - Hold on! - Hey, wait! Stop. 531 00:25:41,632 --> 00:25:45,157 That is three thousand and one... 532 00:25:47,202 --> 00:25:48,726 USD. 533 00:25:48,856 --> 00:25:50,771 Our bid for the concession stand at the Steinhart Pool. 534 00:25:50,902 --> 00:25:51,816 In singles? 535 00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:53,295 Oh, it's a bit unorthodox, 536 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,732 but the council will consider all bids, 537 00:25:54,862 --> 00:25:55,994 proposed or otherwise. 538 00:25:56,124 --> 00:25:57,822 - Correct, Mr. Mayor? - Aye. 539 00:25:58,431 --> 00:25:59,737 And the Bravos? 540 00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:01,565 It looks like a check for... 541 00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:04,263 $300. 542 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,441 Well, boys, 543 00:26:09,094 --> 00:26:11,226 you've got yourself a Snack Shack. 544 00:26:16,754 --> 00:26:19,452 What the hell were you two idiots thinking? 545 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,845 We have spent the last two hours 546 00:26:20,975 --> 00:26:21,976 - trying to track you down! - Where is that money? 547 00:26:22,107 --> 00:26:24,022 Here, that's 400 right there. 548 00:26:24,152 --> 00:26:25,937 400?[Judge] Where's the rest? 549 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:27,939 I've got Bruning telling me you drained your savings account. 550 00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:29,680 This is tied with the gambling, isn't it? 551 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:31,682 No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up! 552 00:26:31,812 --> 00:26:33,727 We went down to the city council meeting 553 00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:37,035 and we bid on the Snack Shack at Steinhart Pool, and we won. 554 00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:40,386 You bid $2,000 on the Snack Shack at the swimming pool? 555 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,214 Actually, we bid three. 556 00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:44,303 And that money there is for supplies and stuff. 557 00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:46,131 Supplies and stuff? 558 00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:48,350 Jean! Hand me that damn phone! 559 00:26:52,964 --> 00:26:54,269 Hello? Carters. 560 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,010 Les? 561 00:26:56,141 --> 00:26:57,664 I just found a still in my basement. 562 00:26:57,795 --> 00:26:59,884 The boys are making alcohol. 563 00:27:05,933 --> 00:27:08,632 I thought his waterbed had popped, but it was hooch. 564 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,721 Leaked out all the way to the basement steps. 565 00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:13,201 It's a science project. 566 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,377 Oh, bullshit! 567 00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:19,077 Five bucks says they were gonna peddle this shit to kids. 568 00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:20,208 No. 569 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,384 No. No! 570 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,263 What is wrong with you? 571 00:27:41,882 --> 00:27:44,580 Hey, Dad? Can I say something? 572 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,323 And our lucky 16th caller 573 00:27:48,454 --> 00:27:50,282 will receive not one, 574 00:27:50,412 --> 00:27:53,633 but two tickets to see Mannheim Steamroller live 575 00:27:53,764 --> 00:27:55,635 this September at the Orpheum. 576 00:27:55,766 --> 00:27:59,030 Again, that's 187-3348 577 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,596 for the studio line. 578 00:28:00,727 --> 00:28:02,250 Coming up at the top of the hour, 579 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:05,471 we've got the Ag Report, followed by Party Line. 580 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,129 How could you? 581 00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:13,479 That money was for college. 582 00:28:14,349 --> 00:28:15,873 Or a car. 583 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:22,053 Mom... 584 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,550 Oh, man. 585 00:28:42,813 --> 00:28:44,292 This place is wrecked. 586 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,730 It's a... It's a total shithole. 587 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:49,602 Yeah. 588 00:28:51,343 --> 00:28:52,910 But it's our shithole. 589 00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,492 Fuck. 590 00:29:13,408 --> 00:29:14,496 Where's the fridge? 591 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,107 How the fuck should I know? 592 00:29:16,934 --> 00:29:19,110 There's no fridge. There's no microwave. 593 00:29:20,285 --> 00:29:22,374 That's a double punch to the dick. 594 00:29:22,504 --> 00:29:25,681 Why is the floor so fucking sticky? God! 595 00:29:25,812 --> 00:29:27,161 And I'm pretty sure that's rat shit. 596 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:29,120 All right, bitch. Let's get to work. 597 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,904 We need this fucker spick-and-span 598 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,950 in case some inspector comes sniffing around. I'm serious. 599 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,908 Wait, wait, what the fuck are you gonna do, Moose? 600 00:29:36,997 --> 00:29:38,477 - Are you for real? - Yeah. 601 00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:40,392 I gotta handle all the upper management shit. 602 00:29:40,522 --> 00:29:42,873 - Upper management? - Fucko, we're ten days out. 603 00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:44,657 We don't have a candy distributor locked. 604 00:29:44,788 --> 00:29:47,138 No chips. No pop. No fridge. No nuker. No fucking money. 605 00:29:47,268 --> 00:29:49,444 - What do you think I'm doing? - We're absolutely fucked. 606 00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:51,011 No, we're not fucked. 607 00:29:51,142 --> 00:29:52,796 My parents are gonna send me to military school. 608 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,754 Calm the fuck down. No one's going to military school. 609 00:29:54,885 --> 00:29:56,234 All right, look, have a smoke. 610 00:29:56,364 --> 00:29:57,409 Okay. 611 00:30:02,849 --> 00:30:05,591 New deal. We gotta resurrect one of the old schemes. 612 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,506 Make some quick cash to float the first week. 613 00:30:07,636 --> 00:30:10,117 - You still holding any Utilac? - I think I've got ten cans. 614 00:30:10,248 --> 00:30:12,424 - Then we run Curbs-n-Candy. - With what candy, Moose? 615 00:30:12,554 --> 00:30:14,469 Those Boy Scout chocolates. Those Turtles. 616 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,994 - No, that shit's pre-Webelos. - Who gives a shit? 617 00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:19,083 It's not like some old bird's gonna check the expiration date. 618 00:30:19,213 --> 00:30:21,563 God. You're subhuman. 619 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:23,391 You know that, right? 620 00:30:24,044 --> 00:30:25,785 Oh, shit, dude. I bet that's the Aksarben rep. 621 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,222 I left the payphone number with some chick at corporate. 622 00:30:28,353 --> 00:30:30,007 Just scrub the vermin shit, okay? 623 00:30:30,137 --> 00:30:31,356 I'll be back in a flash. 624 00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:48,503 Again, Mrs. Havercamp, 625 00:30:48,634 --> 00:30:52,029 we're talking a top-of-the-line, aerosol-based Utilac 490. 626 00:30:52,159 --> 00:30:55,162 Aesthetically, it is a stunning, high-gloss finish. 627 00:30:55,293 --> 00:30:57,469 - Who are you with again? - SprayTech Industries, ma'am. 628 00:30:57,599 --> 00:30:59,950 We specialize in aerosol-based paint solution. 629 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,082 Wait, what is all this? 630 00:31:02,213 --> 00:31:06,130 Oh, we'll paint your address on your street curb. 631 00:31:11,439 --> 00:31:13,180 No. I don't think so. 632 00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:17,619 Well, then might we offer you a delicious four-pack 633 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,492 of milk chocolate Turtles? 634 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,151 Yo, here's the sitch. 635 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,502 Homeboy's wanting to know if we'd do two-fifty 636 00:31:30,632 --> 00:31:32,199 and all this for the paint job. 637 00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:36,812 - Is that a bucket of golf balls? - Uh-huh. 638 00:31:36,943 --> 00:31:38,336 Come on, have some dignity, Moose. 639 00:31:38,466 --> 00:31:39,815 No, dude, there are some heavy hitters in here. 640 00:31:39,946 --> 00:31:41,339 Pings, Callaways. 641 00:31:41,469 --> 00:31:43,254 Fucking this dude's clean as a whistle. 642 00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:45,038 Okay. 643 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,214 I mean, I guess we could go down to the golf course, 644 00:31:47,345 --> 00:31:49,129 gank a couple empty three-packs from the dumpster 645 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,870 behind the clubhouse, dress them up like new. 646 00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:53,655 Dude, we can flip those bitches for five bucks a pop. 647 00:31:54,569 --> 00:31:56,920 Yeah, okay, I'm in. 648 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:02,708 Alrighty, Willy. 649 00:32:03,317 --> 00:32:04,536 Sold. 650 00:32:09,236 --> 00:32:11,108 That's insane. 651 00:32:11,238 --> 00:32:13,806 Yeah, true story. Come on in. 652 00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:15,851 - Go on, take a seat. - Yo, dude. 653 00:32:15,982 --> 00:32:17,114 Change okay? 654 00:32:17,244 --> 00:32:18,942 Oh, yeah. Count it, dude. 655 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,987 Uh, okay, I noticed 656 00:32:21,118 --> 00:32:22,336 all these Wall Street Journals. Jesus Christ. 657 00:32:22,467 --> 00:32:24,208 Ah! You want to play the market, huh? 658 00:32:24,338 --> 00:32:26,558 - Yes, yes. Big time. - Well... 659 00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:29,953 I've got two words for you. 660 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,174 Tucson Electric. 661 00:32:34,305 --> 00:32:35,828 Tucson Electric? 662 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:38,178 Come on, that geezer's brain was totally pickled. 663 00:32:38,309 --> 00:32:39,875 I don't think so, dude. 664 00:32:40,006 --> 00:32:41,747 Willy's got the skinny. You see all those WSJs? 665 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,662 Yeah, I saw them. Half of them were yellow. 666 00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,359 1985 yellow. 667 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:47,274 Fucking porch smelled like a men's shelter. 668 00:32:47,405 --> 00:32:49,450 He's throwing us a bone 'cause he digs our vibe, dude. 669 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:52,497 I'm telling you, we should think about dumping like half our ROI 670 00:32:52,627 --> 00:32:54,238 - into Tucson Electric. - Moose! 671 00:32:54,368 --> 00:32:56,370 We're running a bunch of schemes to pay for the fuck-ups 672 00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:57,893 on a job we haven't even started yet. 673 00:32:58,024 --> 00:33:00,157 Just keep an open mind, bitch. Damn. 674 00:33:11,646 --> 00:33:12,821 Hey. 675 00:33:13,605 --> 00:33:15,041 Shit pig. 676 00:33:17,739 --> 00:33:19,002 You're looking low. 677 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:21,308 Maybe this'll jazz things up. 678 00:33:22,396 --> 00:33:23,919 What do you think? 679 00:33:26,226 --> 00:33:27,532 It's hideous. 680 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:30,187 Oh, come on. It's solid gold. Hold that sucker up. 681 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:34,974 Wait... 682 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,455 That's another keeper. 683 00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:39,761 It tells a story. Like an evolution. 684 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,244 An evolution? 685 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,550 Yeah. 686 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,161 Cool. 687 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,513 So, what's your name? 688 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,603 Whoa, shit pig. Are you flirting with me? 689 00:33:57,214 --> 00:33:58,867 [Leah] Brooke? 690 00:33:58,998 --> 00:34:01,609 Yo. - Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone? 691 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,916 Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep, girl. Buckle up. 692 00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,051 Hi, A.J. 693 00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:09,922 Hey. 694 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,491 Summer jobs in Hicksville. 695 00:34:13,621 --> 00:34:15,493 Any ideas? 696 00:34:16,102 --> 00:34:18,496 I don't do polo shirts or visors. 697 00:34:19,236 --> 00:34:21,673 I don't do polo shirts either, so... 698 00:34:22,369 --> 00:34:24,110 Hmm, you are flirting with me. 699 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:27,853 Oh, uh, can you swim? 700 00:34:30,812 --> 00:34:31,987 Yeah. 701 00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:35,730 Smell that? 702 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:38,516 On par with pussy. 703 00:34:39,821 --> 00:34:43,651 Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple boxes fall off the truck? 704 00:34:44,478 --> 00:34:46,437 I don't know what you're talking about. 705 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:48,874 Look, is your mom or dad around? 706 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,050 I need a Hancock to square up on this invoice. 707 00:34:51,181 --> 00:34:53,400 Nah, man, me and homeboy here are 50/50 on this bitch. 708 00:34:53,531 --> 00:34:55,576 I'm the one that set everything up with Donna at HQ. 709 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:57,230 - No shit. - Mm-hmm. 710 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,580 So check it, so that's $350 right there, 711 00:34:59,711 --> 00:35:00,929 but don't sweat the change. 712 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,106 Are you gonna be our regular driver, Dean? 713 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,238 Yup. Thursdays around 11 if you got an order in. 714 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,284 All right, here's a little something for you. 715 00:35:07,414 --> 00:35:09,286 - Seriously? - Yeah. Let me see that blade. 716 00:35:16,293 --> 00:35:17,903 Hold on to this. 717 00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:20,949 Bring it back if some peanut M&M's ever fall off the truck. 718 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,125 You feel me? 719 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,263 What the fuck are you doing? 720 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:32,178 What do you mean? 721 00:35:33,484 --> 00:35:35,877 We're still short, and you're bleeding out Grants 722 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,315 to Dean the delivery guy? 723 00:35:38,445 --> 00:35:41,013 Yeah, but watch how it boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold. 724 00:35:41,144 --> 00:35:42,493 I don't want to watch it boomerang back, Moose. 725 00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:44,190 I want to get out of the fucking hole. 726 00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:47,672 Lip thing. 727 00:35:48,368 --> 00:35:51,371 Look, there's a poker game tonight at Duff Warfield's. 728 00:35:51,502 --> 00:35:52,720 Fifty-dollar buy-ins. 729 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,113 We sweep that shit, we're in like Flynn. 730 00:35:54,244 --> 00:35:55,201 First week's covered. 731 00:35:56,159 --> 00:35:58,509 And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team. 732 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:01,729 We're talking sure shot. Like taking candy from a baby. 733 00:36:02,382 --> 00:36:04,123 You haven't even said shit about the fridge yet. 734 00:36:04,254 --> 00:36:06,430 - You're welcome. - Yeah, it fucking reeks. 735 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:08,693 - Where'd you get it? - Fusselman's. 736 00:36:08,823 --> 00:36:10,260 Sucker's only five years old. 737 00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:12,305 Can you believe they'd dump this baby? 738 00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:15,656 You got our fridge from the funeral home? 739 00:36:15,787 --> 00:36:17,136 Yeah. Nuker too. 740 00:36:17,267 --> 00:36:18,529 Shit was a steal on Party Line. 741 00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:20,226 Plus, they fucking delivered, dude... 742 00:36:20,357 --> 00:36:21,793 for a small fee. 743 00:36:21,923 --> 00:36:23,925 - Wait, what did you say? - Look, just get her stocked. 744 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,232 Okay? Anything chocolate goes in the freezer. 745 00:36:26,363 --> 00:36:28,626 I gotta move on some hot dogs back at the IGA. 746 00:36:28,756 --> 00:36:30,976 They practically give them away when they're down to the wire. 747 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,543 - Okay, I'll see you. - Wait... 748 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:47,079 ♪ Okay, what is it tonight? ♪ 749 00:36:49,516 --> 00:36:52,824 ♪ Please just tell me what the hell is wrong ♪ 750 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:55,870 ♪ Do you wanna eat? Do you wanna sleep? ♪ 751 00:36:56,001 --> 00:36:57,350 ♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪ 752 00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:58,917 ♪ Just settle down ♪ 753 00:36:59,047 --> 00:37:00,919 ♪ Settle down, settle down ♪ 754 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,836 ♪ I'll give you give candy, give you diamonds ♪ 755 00:37:04,966 --> 00:37:07,621 ♪ Give you pills, I'll give you anything you want ♪ 756 00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:09,710 Hey. ♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪ 757 00:37:10,842 --> 00:37:13,714 ♪ I even let you hear the songs I want to sing ♪ 758 00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:16,282 ♪ I'll give you anything, anything, anything ♪ 759 00:37:16,413 --> 00:37:17,544 What's up, shit pig? 760 00:37:21,635 --> 00:37:23,724 Those dance moves are straight cringe. 761 00:37:25,813 --> 00:37:26,684 Hmm. 762 00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:28,729 So is this your little hovel? 763 00:37:31,689 --> 00:37:33,647 Come on, give me a hand. 764 00:37:43,614 --> 00:37:45,833 So... 765 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,053 Talk to your boy yet? 766 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,362 My... my boy? 767 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,452 Yeah, about getting me a job? 768 00:37:55,582 --> 00:37:56,801 All right. 769 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,020 Show me an armpit tow. 770 00:38:01,284 --> 00:38:02,502 On that skanky thing? 771 00:38:10,815 --> 00:38:11,990 Relax, shit pig. 772 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,600 This doesn't mean we're going steady. 773 00:38:14,297 --> 00:38:15,602 Can you stop calling me that? 774 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:17,822 Never. 775 00:38:21,652 --> 00:38:23,654 This doesn't feel like your first rodeo. 776 00:38:25,046 --> 00:38:26,831 My daddy's an ex-PJ. 777 00:38:26,961 --> 00:38:29,268 So I spent the last two summers fishing airmen out of the pool 778 00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:31,923 at Wright-Patterson, just for shits and giggles. 779 00:38:32,619 --> 00:38:33,664 Holy shit. 780 00:38:34,491 --> 00:38:36,231 Well, I don't think I'm gonna have to convince Ron. 781 00:38:36,971 --> 00:38:38,059 See you tomorrow. 782 00:38:38,973 --> 00:38:40,366 Roger, Wilco. 783 00:38:44,979 --> 00:38:46,459 For my scrapbook. 784 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,243 All right. 785 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,855 Walk me home, shit pig? 786 00:38:52,422 --> 00:38:54,337 I gotta get back to it. 787 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:57,775 Still a lot of inventory to sort, so... 788 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:01,213 Got it. 789 00:39:01,735 --> 00:39:02,823 All right. See ya. 790 00:39:11,789 --> 00:39:13,094 Inventory to sort? 791 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:15,923 That was just sad. 792 00:39:16,402 --> 00:39:18,186 I fucked up, didn't I? 793 00:39:18,752 --> 00:39:19,971 Yeah. Big time. 794 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,453 Oh! 795 00:39:24,976 --> 00:39:27,587 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 796 00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:32,549 Shane! Oh, it's so good to see you! 797 00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:33,637 Mm! 798 00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:35,987 Huh. What is going on here, huh? 799 00:39:36,117 --> 00:39:38,903 Oh, where did your little boy go? 800 00:39:39,773 --> 00:39:42,036 I'm so glad that you're home safe and sound. 801 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:45,213 - Must've been awful over there. - Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C. 802 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:47,781 Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk. He's being modest. 803 00:39:47,912 --> 00:39:49,348 Two hundred and fifteen days 804 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:51,829 of rear echelon, non-potable water distro. 805 00:39:51,959 --> 00:39:54,135 Cakewalk City, BFE. 806 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:57,138 BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this. 807 00:39:58,618 --> 00:39:59,880 Pretty good. 808 00:40:00,707 --> 00:40:02,405 Hey, another beer, Judge? 809 00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:03,841 Well, all right. 810 00:40:07,932 --> 00:40:08,976 Wow. 811 00:40:10,151 --> 00:40:12,371 Oh, no. No, no, no. I don't think so. 812 00:40:12,502 --> 00:40:14,591 - Absolutely not. - Oh, come on. 813 00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:16,244 No one ever got worked up when I was 15. 814 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:17,942 He's 14. 815 00:40:18,072 --> 00:40:19,813 You know that him and Moose have been making their own. 816 00:40:19,944 --> 00:40:21,641 I might've heard something about that. 817 00:40:21,772 --> 00:40:23,687 I'm glad you're gonna be keeping an eye on him at the pool, 818 00:40:23,817 --> 00:40:26,516 because he is one step away from Nemaha Valley. 819 00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:28,648 Oh, come on. That place is a torture chamber. 820 00:40:28,779 --> 00:40:30,302 He'd come out a robot. 821 00:40:30,433 --> 00:40:32,435 He could use a little bit of that straight and narrow. 822 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,349 You know, his father and I are waiting to see 823 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,177 if there's an open slot this fall. 824 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:37,744 Have you seen him at the pool yet? 825 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,659 At the Snack Shack? He is busting his butt. 826 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:41,226 He's totally dialed, I'm telling you. 827 00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:43,924 - Hey there. - Hey. 828 00:40:44,055 --> 00:40:46,274 Future BMOC. 829 00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:48,581 - What's all that business? - Sigma Chi handshake. 830 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,410 A little birdie said someone's pledging. 831 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,892 Yeah, I guess that's the plan. 832 00:40:55,022 --> 00:40:57,198 Ooh! That's a solid plan. 833 00:40:57,329 --> 00:41:00,375 But the little birdie did not mention a major. 834 00:41:00,506 --> 00:41:03,857 I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci, Econ. Who knows? 835 00:41:03,988 --> 00:41:07,252 Well, just don't bury your nose too deep in those books. 836 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,603 There's a lot of extracurriculars at the house, 837 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:11,865 you feel me? 838 00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:14,259 Yeah. 839 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,392 - Law school? - Oh, still on my mind, Judge. 840 00:41:17,523 --> 00:41:19,830 - Still on my mind. - Good answer. 841 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,701 He's got an eye on Northwestern. 842 00:41:21,832 --> 00:41:24,051 Now, if you need a letter of recommendation, anything, 843 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,836 you let me know. 844 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,361 Taking notes? 845 00:41:29,492 --> 00:41:30,580 On what? 846 00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:31,972 Everything. 847 00:41:32,103 --> 00:41:34,627 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 848 00:41:37,543 --> 00:41:39,023 Don't let 'em get you down, Eagle. 849 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:43,897 You and Moose are OG as fuck. They just don't know it yet. 850 00:41:47,335 --> 00:41:50,164 Hey, at least your life isn't mapped out to a T 851 00:41:50,295 --> 00:41:51,601 for the next six years. 852 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,648 You really pledging Sigma Chi? 853 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:56,780 Fuck no. 854 00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,266 What's all this? 855 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:08,618 Oh. Asymmetric warfare. 856 00:42:09,619 --> 00:42:11,534 Alaska. Next summer. 857 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:13,840 You want in? 858 00:42:13,971 --> 00:42:15,625 I was planning on flying solo, 859 00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,149 but I'd make an exception in your case. 860 00:42:18,279 --> 00:42:20,499 No, Jean'll never let me go to Alaska. 861 00:42:20,630 --> 00:42:21,935 Oh, don't worry about Jean. 862 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:24,938 I'll guilt her into it. 863 00:42:25,069 --> 00:42:26,723 You got totally hosed on Philmont last summer, 864 00:42:26,853 --> 00:42:27,854 and she knows it. 865 00:42:32,032 --> 00:42:33,338 Hit that fucker. 866 00:42:36,863 --> 00:42:37,821 Mm. 867 00:42:39,953 --> 00:42:41,955 Kenai. Kodiak. 868 00:42:43,087 --> 00:42:44,131 Denali. 869 00:42:45,045 --> 00:42:46,351 That's grizzly bear country. 870 00:42:47,787 --> 00:42:48,614 You chickenshit? 871 00:42:50,355 --> 00:42:51,791 Hardly. 872 00:43:01,192 --> 00:43:03,237 So, what's something like this cost? 873 00:43:04,804 --> 00:43:06,850 You scrape together a grand and you're in. 874 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:09,592 That'll cover park passes, chow, gear... 875 00:43:10,593 --> 00:43:11,811 bear spray. 876 00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:17,034 I'll float gas, everything else. 877 00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:18,601 Are you serious? 878 00:43:18,731 --> 00:43:20,037 As cancer. 879 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:24,041 Fourth of July to August 9th, 1992. 880 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:29,046 What do you say? 881 00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:31,875 You in or out, Eagle Scout? 882 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,181 In. Yeah. Big time. 883 00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:36,488 All right. 884 00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:40,013 What's that? 885 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:51,677 Am I doing this right? 886 00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:54,201 Not really feeling anything. 887 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:55,768 Just give it a sec. 888 00:43:56,639 --> 00:43:58,205 This is good KB from Iowa City. 889 00:44:13,394 --> 00:44:14,526 Moose. 890 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:16,833 You feeling anything? 891 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:21,751 Hold this. 892 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:23,666 Thanks. 893 00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:37,418 Yo, I think your boy's a scratch on the poker game. 894 00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:41,684 I think I am starting to feel something. 895 00:44:42,989 --> 00:44:44,208 Are you all in? 896 00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,080 Eagle? 897 00:44:47,864 --> 00:44:48,995 Are you all in? 898 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:53,739 Hey, Eagle. 899 00:44:53,870 --> 00:44:55,393 All you all in? 900 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:57,656 Hey. 901 00:44:57,787 --> 00:44:59,876 Buddy. Are you all in? 902 00:45:00,006 --> 00:45:02,487 In or out, zombie. I don't have all fucking night. 903 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,794 I still want to diddle your mom before curfew. 904 00:45:07,274 --> 00:45:08,885 Fucking smoke this chump. He's bluffing. 905 00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:10,538 Mm, we're totally fucked, aren't we? 906 00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:12,018 Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on! 907 00:45:12,149 --> 00:45:13,759 Shit or get off the pot! 908 00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:42,005 All in. 909 00:45:43,136 --> 00:45:44,268 My boy's all in. 910 00:45:46,836 --> 00:45:48,402 A.J., this is literally everything. 911 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:56,628 Full boat. Kings over eights. Read it and weep, bitch. 912 00:46:20,608 --> 00:46:21,653 Fuck! 913 00:46:21,784 --> 00:46:22,610 Oh! 914 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,613 Holy fuck! 915 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:27,267 How the fuck do you lose? 916 00:46:27,398 --> 00:46:29,487 Hey, Randy, I got something for you! 917 00:46:29,617 --> 00:46:30,705 That's my fucking boy right there! 918 00:46:30,836 --> 00:46:32,272 Wait! Hold on! Here it is! 919 00:46:32,403 --> 00:46:33,578 Fuck you! 920 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,667 Go fuck yourself, Moose. How about that? 921 00:46:35,798 --> 00:46:38,278 Pleasure doing business with you boys. Thank you. 922 00:46:38,409 --> 00:46:39,584 Go fuck yourself, Shane. 923 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,847 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 924 00:46:41,978 --> 00:46:42,892 You're fucking walking home. 925 00:46:51,161 --> 00:46:53,032 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 926 00:46:53,163 --> 00:46:55,948 Yeah! Trying to punk on us! Yeah! 927 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,907 Goddamn Eagle! 928 00:46:58,037 --> 00:46:59,386 Suck my dick, bitch! 929 00:47:00,648 --> 00:47:01,954 All right, hold on, bitches! 930 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:12,660 ♪ I feel depressed, I feel so bad ♪ 931 00:47:15,489 --> 00:47:18,666 ♪ 'Cause you're the best girl that I've ever had ♪ 932 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:24,629 ♪ I can't get your love... ♪ Gimme some fries. 933 00:47:25,891 --> 00:47:27,719 Get out of here, you fucking puke. 934 00:47:27,850 --> 00:47:30,809 ♪ Oh little girl, psychotic reaction ♪ 935 00:47:31,636 --> 00:47:33,246 ♪ And it feels like this ♪ 936 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:42,168 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 937 00:47:42,299 --> 00:47:44,779 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 938 00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:17,247 Hello? 939 00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,944 Why the fuck are you still at home, dude? 940 00:48:19,075 --> 00:48:20,685 It's 9:30. This fucker's packed. 941 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,556 The pool? 942 00:48:22,687 --> 00:48:24,515 No shit, Sherlock! Get your ass down here! 943 00:48:24,645 --> 00:48:26,734 The Coke guy's dropping the syrup tanks in five. 944 00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:29,912 Okay, okay. I'm out the door. Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot. 945 00:48:30,042 --> 00:48:31,739 What? You gotta bring me ice, dude. 946 00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:33,872 How am I supposed to bring--? 947 00:48:46,145 --> 00:48:47,190 Fucking... 948 00:48:57,026 --> 00:48:59,158 Get off the cooler, dipshit. These bags are half water. 949 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:01,726 Slam this fucker. 950 00:49:02,248 --> 00:49:03,249 Slam it. 951 00:49:07,036 --> 00:49:09,255 Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in. 952 00:49:10,343 --> 00:49:11,518 Buck fifty in 20 minutes. 953 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,042 - You fucking kidding? - No! 954 00:49:13,172 --> 00:49:14,608 Calling it now. 955 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:22,616 Thousand-dollar day. 956 00:49:24,488 --> 00:49:27,491 All right, animals. Make some fucking lines. 957 00:49:27,621 --> 00:49:29,275 Let's do this shit. 958 00:49:29,406 --> 00:49:31,538 ♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪ 959 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,453 ♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪ 960 00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:36,587 ♪ Nobody can do the skate like I do ♪ 961 00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:40,112 ♪ Nobody can do boogaloo like I do ♪ 962 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,548 Who wanted the M&Ms? 963 00:49:42,158 --> 00:49:43,202 Coke, please. 964 00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,769 Four hunds, baby! 965 00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,076 Yeah! 966 00:49:48,512 --> 00:49:50,079 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 967 00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:52,168 ♪ I'm gonna skate right through ♪ 968 00:49:52,298 --> 00:49:54,344 ♪ Ain't nobody do it but me, babe ♪ 969 00:49:54,474 --> 00:49:55,954 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 970 00:49:56,085 --> 00:49:57,086 ♪ Well, let me tell you nobody ♪ 971 00:49:58,826 --> 00:49:59,914 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 972 00:50:00,045 --> 00:50:02,004 Nine-fifty, baby! 973 00:50:02,743 --> 00:50:03,744 Nine-fifty? 974 00:50:04,441 --> 00:50:05,964 Nine-fucking-fifty? 975 00:50:06,095 --> 00:50:09,576 Nine-fifty? 976 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:11,796 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 977 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,885 ♪ Nobody ♪ 978 00:50:15,191 --> 00:50:17,410 Moose, I'm all out of ammo! 979 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:18,672 Last mag, homey. 980 00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:21,719 Eleven hundred clams! 981 00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:23,895 I never doubted you. You know that, right? 982 00:50:24,026 --> 00:50:26,028 Oh, you fucking doubted me big-time. 983 00:50:27,029 --> 00:50:28,595 Oh, shit. We got a tank down. 984 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:29,901 I'm on it. 985 00:50:32,773 --> 00:50:34,688 Hey, shit pig. 986 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:36,951 Can you float me a Diet Coke? 987 00:50:37,082 --> 00:50:38,605 Shit pig? 988 00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:42,870 Uh, Moose. Diet Coke? 989 00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,656 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 990 00:50:45,786 --> 00:50:47,397 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 991 00:50:47,527 --> 00:50:48,876 There you go. 992 00:50:50,443 --> 00:50:51,531 Thanks. 993 00:50:52,358 --> 00:50:53,446 Cute friend. 994 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,754 ♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪ 995 00:50:56,884 --> 00:51:00,062 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 996 00:51:00,192 --> 00:51:01,237 ♪ Nobody ♪ 997 00:51:01,367 --> 00:51:02,716 You fucking know that chick? 998 00:51:03,282 --> 00:51:04,196 ♪ Nobody ♪ 999 00:51:05,067 --> 00:51:08,157 Sixteen fifty and thirty-five cents! 1000 00:51:08,722 --> 00:51:11,116 Holy fucking shit, dude. 1001 00:51:11,247 --> 00:51:12,944 Like I said, I never doubted you, Moose. 1002 00:51:13,075 --> 00:51:14,685 What the fuck are you doing? 1003 00:51:14,815 --> 00:51:16,382 It's Kojak in the waterfall, right? 1004 00:51:16,556 --> 00:51:19,124 Kojak in the waterfall? No, after the Aksarben order. 1005 00:51:19,255 --> 00:51:23,476 Coca-Cola. Chips. Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice. 1006 00:51:25,217 --> 00:51:26,610 This is you. 1007 00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:29,047 - Thank you. - Drop it! 1008 00:51:30,179 --> 00:51:31,702 - This is mine. - No. The money or the wing. 1009 00:51:31,832 --> 00:51:33,443 You cannot have both. 1010 00:51:34,748 --> 00:51:35,749 Fine. 1011 00:51:36,489 --> 00:51:37,664 It's all you. 1012 00:52:16,616 --> 00:52:18,009 Busted, creeper. 1013 00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:19,880 Get the hell out of here, chud! 1014 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,099 God! 1015 00:52:41,772 --> 00:52:43,730 Nice wheels, douchebag! 1016 00:53:02,488 --> 00:53:04,708 Love the wagon, shit pig. 1017 00:53:06,927 --> 00:53:08,799 - I'll see you tonight. - You know it. 1018 00:53:12,585 --> 00:53:13,630 Hey. 1019 00:53:14,979 --> 00:53:16,502 Guess who just asked out the new chick? 1020 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:20,114 What? No. 1021 00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:22,421 Who? Brooke? 1022 00:53:24,249 --> 00:53:25,816 Is that her name? 1023 00:53:27,731 --> 00:53:29,080 Ah. 1024 00:53:29,559 --> 00:53:31,082 Night swim, baby! 1025 00:53:31,517 --> 00:53:32,605 Mm. 1026 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:35,304 Better get the pussy fingers limbered up, dude. 1027 00:53:36,348 --> 00:53:37,393 Fuck. 1028 00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:39,221 Here's the kicker, though, 1029 00:53:39,351 --> 00:53:40,831 so don't go getting all worked up, okay? 1030 00:53:40,961 --> 00:53:42,702 I promised her we'd double. 1031 00:53:44,661 --> 00:53:47,141 - What? - Yeah, me and her, you and Leah. 1032 00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:52,930 ♪ Surprise, surprise ♪ 1033 00:53:53,060 --> 00:53:54,584 ♪ So you rub your eyes ♪ 1034 00:53:55,193 --> 00:53:58,805 ♪ Never knew UDS so cool as ice? ♪ 1035 00:53:59,632 --> 00:54:03,332 ♪ Profiles are low as soon as we go ♪ 1036 00:54:03,462 --> 00:54:07,510 ♪ As a breeze straight from a deeper shade of soul ♪ 1037 00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:18,303 I can't do it, A.J. 1038 00:54:18,434 --> 00:54:21,088 Just the thought of it is making me dizzy. 1039 00:54:22,046 --> 00:54:23,482 It's okay. 1040 00:54:23,613 --> 00:54:26,137 I'll swim out and get you if you freak. 1041 00:54:26,616 --> 00:54:28,139 I don't know. It's so high up. 1042 00:54:36,887 --> 00:54:38,628 Hey, I bet you five bucks 1043 00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:40,978 I can swim over to the high-dive board on one breath. 1044 00:54:43,285 --> 00:54:44,677 - You're on, bitch. - Yeah? 1045 00:54:44,808 --> 00:54:46,288 Yeah. 1046 00:55:10,877 --> 00:55:13,097 Why you sad-sacking in the five foot, shit pig? 1047 00:55:13,837 --> 00:55:14,881 I'm not. 1048 00:55:15,969 --> 00:55:17,231 Stop calling me that. 1049 00:55:19,146 --> 00:55:20,974 Shit pig. 1050 00:55:27,459 --> 00:55:29,026 Fuck yeah, girl! 1051 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:33,073 That's a one and done! 1052 00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:34,901 I'm going for it, A.J. 1053 00:55:35,946 --> 00:55:37,426 [Moose] Whoo! 1054 00:55:38,688 --> 00:55:40,342 Ow.[Moose] You okay? 1055 00:55:44,476 --> 00:55:45,738 What are you doing? 1056 00:55:46,304 --> 00:55:49,133 Jeez, my abdomen still feels like it's on fire. 1057 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,616 Hey, are you cold? Do you want my shirt? 1058 00:55:54,443 --> 00:55:57,359 What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo. 1059 00:55:59,012 --> 00:56:00,710 Okay. Stop! 1060 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,668 Yo. Yo, guys. Get over. 1061 00:56:04,191 --> 00:56:05,497 What the fuck? 1062 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:06,890 Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah. 1063 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:11,111 Come and jerk my nuts, motherfucker! 1064 00:56:11,242 --> 00:56:13,026 Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch! 1065 00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,376 Who the fuck? 1066 00:56:15,202 --> 00:56:16,943 Fucking pussies! 1067 00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:26,344 Oh, shit. 1068 00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:27,954 Fuck, dude, they're doubling back. 1069 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,782 - Yeah, we'll fucking show them. - What? 1070 00:56:30,522 --> 00:56:32,568 - Fuck. - Let's fuck 'em up. 1071 00:56:33,395 --> 00:56:35,309 - What are you gonna do? - Don't worry about it. 1072 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,615 - Stay there one second. - All right. 1073 00:56:36,746 --> 00:56:38,182 Three, two, one. 1074 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:41,490 Fuck you! 1075 00:56:43,448 --> 00:56:44,754 Shit, dude, that's not the same car. 1076 00:56:44,884 --> 00:56:46,451 - That's the car. - That's a fucking cop. 1077 00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:48,453 That's not a fucking cop. 1078 00:56:51,978 --> 00:56:53,763 Fuck, we gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go. 1079 00:56:57,636 --> 00:56:59,116 [A.J.] Guys, left. 1080 00:56:59,246 --> 00:57:01,292 Come on, this way. This way. Leah, get down. 1081 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:03,381 Come on. 1082 00:57:12,608 --> 00:57:16,525 5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59. 1083 00:57:16,655 --> 00:57:18,048 We have four... 1084 00:57:18,614 --> 00:57:21,138 A.J., this is scary. I want to go home. 1085 00:57:21,268 --> 00:57:22,400 Okay. 1086 00:57:22,531 --> 00:57:24,184 Just stay here, okay? 1087 00:57:26,056 --> 00:57:27,187 A.J. 1088 00:57:30,234 --> 00:57:31,670 Moose? 1089 00:57:37,894 --> 00:57:38,982 Brooke! 1090 00:57:55,651 --> 00:57:57,914 Holy shit! 1091 00:57:58,044 --> 00:58:00,090 Look at all these little fuckers, dude! 1092 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,353 All right, back up. Make some lines. 1093 00:58:02,484 --> 00:58:04,486 Make some fucking lines. Goddamn. 1094 00:58:04,616 --> 00:58:06,096 Handle this shit, dude. 1095 00:58:11,275 --> 00:58:12,363 Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead. 1096 00:58:12,494 --> 00:58:14,191 Give me a Chick-O-Stick and suicide. 1097 00:58:14,321 --> 00:58:16,106 - Can I get a Kit Kat? - Give me some Sugar Babies. 1098 00:58:16,236 --> 00:58:19,239 - Got Fun Dip? - How many Freeze Pops for $1? 1099 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:20,850 Yo, could I get a Twix, a hot dog and a Sprite, please? 1100 00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:22,678 I'll take a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat, 1101 00:58:22,808 --> 00:58:23,853 and a Diet Coke. 1102 00:58:24,027 --> 00:58:25,637 Can I have a hot dog? 1103 00:58:26,899 --> 00:58:28,335 Give me a hot dog, kid. 1104 00:58:38,694 --> 00:58:40,957 The fuck dogs, they cost more? 1105 00:58:42,088 --> 00:58:43,307 Seventy-five cents more. 1106 00:58:44,264 --> 00:58:45,570 - Cool. - Cool. 1107 00:58:49,139 --> 00:58:50,357 Heyo! 1108 00:58:55,406 --> 00:58:57,669 - Hey! What do you want, kid? - Can I get a fuck dog? 1109 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,193 Fuck dog? Get the fuck out of here. 1110 00:59:00,324 --> 00:59:01,978 What's this goob talking about? 1111 00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:03,501 Just write "fuck" on it with ketchup. 1112 00:59:03,632 --> 00:59:05,198 Charge them 75 cents more. 1113 00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:10,552 That's fucking genius, dude. Yes, I can get you a fuck dog. 1114 00:59:10,682 --> 00:59:13,119 Our markup's already 80 percent, dude. 1115 00:59:13,685 --> 00:59:16,862 Fuck dogs! Get your fuck dogs right here! 1116 00:59:16,993 --> 00:59:19,952 Fuck dogs! Get your fuck dogs, fuckers! 1117 00:59:29,309 --> 00:59:31,181 ♪ You burden me with your questions ♪ 1118 00:59:31,311 --> 00:59:33,531 ♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪ 1119 00:59:33,662 --> 00:59:36,447 ♪ You're always asking what it's all about ♪ 1120 00:59:36,578 --> 00:59:38,492 ♪ But don't listen to my replies ♪ 1121 00:59:38,623 --> 00:59:40,886 ♪ You say to me I don't talk enough ♪ 1122 00:59:41,017 --> 00:59:43,280 ♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪ 1123 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,238 ♪ These times I've spent I've realized ♪ 1124 00:59:45,369 --> 00:59:47,676 ♪ I'm going to shoot through and leave you ♪ 1125 00:59:47,806 --> 00:59:49,852 ♪ The things you say ♪ 1126 00:59:49,982 --> 00:59:52,332 ♪ Your purple prose just give you away ♪ 1127 00:59:52,463 --> 00:59:55,118 ♪ The things you say ♪ 1128 00:59:55,248 --> 00:59:57,120 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1129 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,034 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1130 01:00:15,921 --> 01:00:17,967 ♪ Seemingly lastless, don't mean you can ask us ♪ 1131 01:00:18,097 --> 01:00:20,534 ♪ Pushing down the relative, bringing out your higher self ♪ 1132 01:00:20,665 --> 01:00:22,449 ♪ Everything you answer to, brace yourself ♪ 1133 01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:24,321 ♪ With the greatest of ease ♪ 1134 01:00:24,451 --> 01:00:26,105 ♪ I know this world ain't what it seems ♪ 1135 01:00:27,367 --> 01:00:29,587 ♪ Oh! You're unbelievable ♪ 1136 01:00:29,718 --> 01:00:30,588 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1137 01:00:36,768 --> 01:00:37,769 Whoo! 1138 01:00:46,256 --> 01:00:48,214 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1139 01:01:04,883 --> 01:01:06,493 ♪ It's unbelievable ♪ 1140 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,455 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1141 01:01:21,073 --> 01:01:23,597 - You think you're on Carson? - Take it or leave it. 1142 01:01:23,728 --> 01:01:25,512 I'm not eating this shit. Give me my money back. 1143 01:01:25,643 --> 01:01:27,079 No fucking way. 1144 01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:29,081 - Fuck off, Moose. - Suck my dick, Carmichael. 1145 01:01:29,212 --> 01:01:31,040 We got a "no asshole" policy. Check it. 1146 01:01:32,911 --> 01:01:34,739 Cute. Now give me back my buck. 1147 01:01:34,870 --> 01:01:37,350 Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules. 1148 01:01:37,481 --> 01:01:39,788 - Last fucking chance, prep. - Or what? 1149 01:01:39,918 --> 01:01:41,267 You gonna pull me through the window, Randy? 1150 01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,052 You fucking idiot. 1151 01:01:43,182 --> 01:01:44,749 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose! 1152 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,143 Fucking fuck! Fuck! 1153 01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,107 Get the fuck off me, you fucking-- 1154 01:01:55,238 --> 01:01:58,110 Fuck! My face! You scratched my fucking face, bitch! 1155 01:01:58,241 --> 01:02:00,112 All right, that's it. 1156 01:02:00,243 --> 01:02:02,158 - That's it. - Ah! Fuck! 1157 01:02:02,288 --> 01:02:04,595 You and Hercules are Gandhi. Rest of the fucking summer. 1158 01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:06,553 Fuck off! Just let go! 1159 01:02:06,684 --> 01:02:08,164 Hey, dick bag! 1160 01:02:10,209 --> 01:02:11,384 Oh! 1161 01:02:12,255 --> 01:02:13,822 Fucking nice one, Eagle. 1162 01:02:15,824 --> 01:02:17,782 Yo, Moose, grab me a rag. 1163 01:02:21,351 --> 01:02:22,874 All right, clean it, Carmichael. 1164 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,180 Suck my nuts! 1165 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:25,616 Clean it. 1166 01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,141 There you go. 1167 01:02:35,321 --> 01:02:37,280 That was fucking epic, dude. 1168 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,110 Shane was right, man. Those guys are soft as fuck. 1169 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,155 All right. 1170 01:02:43,721 --> 01:02:45,331 This'll cover supplies. 1171 01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:47,638 This is me. This is you. 1172 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:49,901 Fucking A. 1173 01:02:50,032 --> 01:02:51,250 Look at all this scratch. 1174 01:02:51,381 --> 01:02:53,209 Fifteen hundos right there. 1175 01:02:53,339 --> 01:02:55,907 But we better find a way to hide some of this shit 1176 01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:57,691 if we want to fuck around this fall. 1177 01:02:57,822 --> 01:02:59,345 The Judge and Jean don't have any idea what we're pulling in. 1178 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,782 - Do they? - Hell no. 1179 01:03:00,912 --> 01:03:02,087 They think this whole thing's a shit show. 1180 01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:04,437 Look, dude, I want to pitch you an idea. 1181 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:06,831 You can't pass, dude. We're best friends. 1182 01:03:06,962 --> 01:03:09,442 - We go 50/50 on every deal. - Moose, no. 1183 01:03:09,573 --> 01:03:11,488 It's a big-time pass, I'm telling you. 1184 01:03:12,402 --> 01:03:14,186 - I'm saving up for Alaska. - Alaska? 1185 01:03:14,317 --> 01:03:15,840 What the fuck are you talking about? 1186 01:03:15,971 --> 01:03:17,755 Next summer. It's a five-week trek. 1187 01:03:17,886 --> 01:03:19,801 Shane and I got the entire thing mapped out. 1188 01:03:22,412 --> 01:03:24,153 You didn't clear that with me. 1189 01:03:24,762 --> 01:03:26,329 I don't need to clear that with you. 1190 01:03:29,158 --> 01:03:31,900 Look, dude, all I'm asking for is five minutes, okay? 1191 01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:34,206 Just hear what Willy has to say. This thing's a sure shot. 1192 01:03:34,337 --> 01:03:35,686 We could triple what we stick in... 1193 01:03:35,817 --> 01:03:37,601 Oh, shit-- 1194 01:03:39,211 --> 01:03:40,299 That's what you get, you fucking preps. 1195 01:03:40,430 --> 01:03:41,300 Why? 1196 01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:44,869 - That's for the hot dog. - And this is for my Trans Am. 1197 01:03:45,914 --> 01:03:47,567 And here's a couple for your fucking friend. 1198 01:03:57,229 --> 01:03:59,275 I still say they're soft as fuck, dude. 1199 01:04:01,581 --> 01:04:03,409 What a couple of clits. 1200 01:04:04,149 --> 01:04:06,891 Moose, half your face is nothing but blood. 1201 01:04:09,894 --> 01:04:10,939 Yeah, I know. 1202 01:04:12,288 --> 01:04:14,507 But we could take them in a fair fight, dude. 1203 01:04:15,378 --> 01:04:17,119 I'm fucking serious. 1204 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:19,904 They got lucky with that ambush. 1205 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,388 Tucson Electric. You coming? 1206 01:04:25,518 --> 01:04:26,998 It's your scene. 1207 01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:30,872 I'll stew on it. 1208 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:38,053 All right, well, don't show your parents the knot. 1209 01:04:39,402 --> 01:04:40,533 Yeah. 1210 01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:54,069 Hey, shit pig. You paint? 1211 01:04:54,896 --> 01:04:56,245 What? Curbs? 1212 01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,550 Curbs? 1213 01:04:58,508 --> 01:05:00,249 No, bitch. Toes. 1214 01:05:09,388 --> 01:05:10,999 You're not very good at this. 1215 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,176 That's because I'm used to a Utilac spray. 1216 01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:16,569 Not this tiny little brush. 1217 01:05:22,445 --> 01:05:23,881 You okay? 1218 01:05:24,012 --> 01:05:25,317 You look a little wrecked. 1219 01:05:26,144 --> 01:05:27,537 Yeah, I'm all right. 1220 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,847 So how come you've been flying under the radar these days? 1221 01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:40,028 Guess I've just been busy with work. 1222 01:05:44,771 --> 01:05:46,034 Busy, huh? 1223 01:05:47,252 --> 01:05:48,340 Mm-hmm. 1224 01:05:53,606 --> 01:05:54,999 Moose talk about me? 1225 01:05:59,003 --> 01:06:00,396 To me? 1226 01:06:01,266 --> 01:06:03,138 No. Not really. 1227 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,536 I'm sure there are a few embellishments. 1228 01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:17,065 Moose is fun. 1229 01:06:18,544 --> 01:06:19,676 Pretty good kisser. 1230 01:06:23,854 --> 01:06:25,856 But he's not really my type. 1231 01:06:25,987 --> 01:06:27,031 You know? 1232 01:06:29,686 --> 01:06:31,993 Sometimes it sucks being a short-timer. 1233 01:06:34,430 --> 01:06:37,172 Soon as you make friends, it's taillights. 1234 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:43,134 I just want to have fun this summer, you feel me? 1235 01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:50,707 Pass me that Minolta. 1236 01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:16,341 Now what? 1237 01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:22,869 Cotton balls, shit pig. 1238 01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:33,054 Who saved room for banana cream pie? 1239 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,404 I call the big piece. 1240 01:07:35,534 --> 01:07:37,754 Chrissy made Dance Squad captain. 1241 01:07:43,368 --> 01:07:45,109 I have an announcement. 1242 01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,852 - An announcement? - Mm-hmm. 1243 01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:57,078 That's 3,100. 1244 01:07:57,208 --> 01:08:00,124 That's the 16 that I owe, plus another 15. 1245 01:08:02,735 --> 01:08:04,085 Give him the big piece. 1246 01:08:06,826 --> 01:08:08,089 Dad! 1247 01:08:08,219 --> 01:08:10,221 - Zip it, Chrissy. - Also... 1248 01:08:11,831 --> 01:08:13,529 This is for you and Mom. 1249 01:08:24,192 --> 01:08:25,106 What is it? 1250 01:08:26,411 --> 01:08:28,457 Mannheim Steamroller at the Orpheum. 1251 01:08:35,638 --> 01:08:37,422 Are you fricking kidding me? 1252 01:08:37,553 --> 01:08:39,511 Center aisle. The third row. 1253 01:08:40,599 --> 01:08:41,861 Oh! 1254 01:08:45,604 --> 01:08:47,824 Goddamn it. You're such a fucking puss. 1255 01:08:47,954 --> 01:08:49,521 I knew you were gonna show your parents that knot. 1256 01:08:49,652 --> 01:08:52,307 What a waste. So, what are we getting into tonight? 1257 01:08:52,437 --> 01:08:54,222 Huh? It's Friday night. 1258 01:08:54,352 --> 01:08:56,006 Let's get sloppy. Go walk Main. 1259 01:08:56,137 --> 01:08:57,921 No, I'm not really feeling it, dude. 1260 01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,141 Not feeling it? What are you, ragging? 1261 01:09:00,271 --> 01:09:03,013 No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose. I just want to sleep. 1262 01:09:03,144 --> 01:09:05,885 Oh, come on. Don't be such a fucking pussy. 1263 01:09:12,457 --> 01:09:14,329 What? Now you're hanging up? 1264 01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:17,288 Hello? Carters. Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose. 1265 01:09:18,507 --> 01:09:19,377 Jesus. 1266 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,512 Ma'am? Yes, ma'am. 1267 01:09:23,642 --> 01:09:25,470 That there your husband downstairs...? 1268 01:09:32,521 --> 01:09:34,175 Oh, Jesus! 1269 01:09:54,978 --> 01:09:57,241 Hey, shit pig. You awake? 1270 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,204 - What? - Nothing. 1271 01:11:03,002 --> 01:11:04,221 What are you doing? 1272 01:11:05,483 --> 01:11:06,658 What are you doing? 1273 01:11:10,227 --> 01:11:12,708 Yo, perverts! Get in. 1274 01:11:12,838 --> 01:11:15,145 Everyone's getting stupid at the Pioneer. 1275 01:11:29,290 --> 01:11:34,295 ♪ Won't you please let me go ♪ 1276 01:11:35,078 --> 01:11:39,038 ♪ These words lie inside, they hurt me so ♪ 1277 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:43,304 ♪ But I'm not the kind who likes to tell you ♪ 1278 01:11:43,434 --> 01:11:46,350 ♪ Just what I want to do ♪ 1279 01:11:46,481 --> 01:11:48,918 ♪ I'm not the kind that needs to tell you ♪ 1280 01:11:49,048 --> 01:11:51,964 ♪ Just what you want me to ♪ 1281 01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:04,455 ♪ I saw you this morning ♪ 1282 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:08,111 ♪ I thought you might like to know ♪ 1283 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:13,116 ♪ I received your message in full a few days ago ♪ 1284 01:12:13,682 --> 01:12:18,513 ♪ I understood every word that it said ♪ 1285 01:12:19,514 --> 01:12:21,733 ♪ And now that I've actually heard it ♪ 1286 01:12:21,864 --> 01:12:26,564 ♪ You're going to regret ♪ Just get the fuck inside. 1287 01:12:58,727 --> 01:13:03,862 ♪ Do you find this happens all the time? ♪ 1288 01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:07,518 ♪ Crucial point one day becomes a crime ♪ 1289 01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:09,651 I thought you were staying in, bitch. 1290 01:13:09,781 --> 01:13:12,784 ♪ But I'm not the kind that likes to tell you ♪ 1291 01:13:12,915 --> 01:13:15,439 ♪ Just what I want to do ♪ 1292 01:13:15,570 --> 01:13:17,528 ♪ I'm not the kind that needs to tell you ♪ 1293 01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:19,225 Dog-assed tired, huh? 1294 01:13:20,139 --> 01:13:22,185 Cops! Fucking run! 1295 01:13:22,925 --> 01:13:24,492 Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck! 1296 01:13:26,189 --> 01:13:27,625 Yo, Brooke, over here. This way. Come here. 1297 01:13:27,756 --> 01:13:29,758 Moose, let's go. Up here, come on, guys. 1298 01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,718 Come on. 1299 01:13:34,632 --> 01:13:36,460 Go, go, go, go, go! 1300 01:13:37,026 --> 01:13:38,419 Shit. 1301 01:13:38,984 --> 01:13:40,812 Guys, behind the screen. Behind the screen. Come here. 1302 01:13:41,552 --> 01:13:42,727 Oh, fuck. 1303 01:13:44,773 --> 01:13:46,296 I don't do tight spaces. 1304 01:13:46,427 --> 01:13:48,951 Shut up. We're about to get popped. 1305 01:13:49,081 --> 01:13:50,561 You don't understand. I can't fucking breathe. 1306 01:13:50,692 --> 01:13:52,128 Both of you, shut the fuck up. 1307 01:13:52,998 --> 01:13:54,173 Shh! Check it. 1308 01:13:58,787 --> 01:14:00,179 I can't fucking do this... 1309 01:14:00,310 --> 01:14:01,964 - Moose, shut up. - I'm gonna freak. 1310 01:14:02,094 --> 01:14:03,487 Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey. 1311 01:14:04,662 --> 01:14:07,665 You don't think someone could hide back behind that shit? 1312 01:14:08,405 --> 01:14:10,059 Oh... oh, fuck. 1313 01:14:10,799 --> 01:14:11,800 Shh! 1314 01:14:12,061 --> 01:14:14,411 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1315 01:14:25,988 --> 01:14:27,337 Here you go, kid. 1316 01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:32,690 What are you looking at? 1317 01:14:33,691 --> 01:14:34,518 Nothing. 1318 01:14:35,258 --> 01:14:36,477 What are you looking at? 1319 01:14:38,217 --> 01:14:39,697 Nothing. 1320 01:14:39,828 --> 01:14:41,394 This some kind of lover's spat? 1321 01:14:41,525 --> 01:14:44,049 - What do you want, dude? - Top me off with DC. 1322 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:47,531 Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay? I'm fucking melting out here. 1323 01:14:54,930 --> 01:14:56,018 Here. 1324 01:15:08,639 --> 01:15:10,380 Give the deck a wet-down. It's almost safety check. 1325 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:11,947 No, hey. 1326 01:15:12,077 --> 01:15:14,471 You're not my fucking boss, okay? 1327 01:15:15,037 --> 01:15:16,473 You do it. 1328 01:15:16,995 --> 01:15:18,954 Just get one of the goobs to spray her down, you idiot. 1329 01:15:19,084 --> 01:15:20,129 I don't care. 1330 01:15:27,658 --> 01:15:29,094 You going to, uh, the party tonight? 1331 01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:31,444 - What party? - Brooke's party. 1332 01:15:32,315 --> 01:15:34,360 It's like 15 yards from your front door, Eagle. 1333 01:15:34,491 --> 01:15:35,361 What is that shit? 1334 01:15:37,494 --> 01:15:38,756 Don't worry about it. 1335 01:15:39,844 --> 01:15:41,150 A jewelry box from Martin's? 1336 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,673 Really? 1337 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:50,638 Look, dude, I know you think you're tight with homegirl, 1338 01:15:50,768 --> 01:15:53,466 but she gave me a handjob behind that screen last night. 1339 01:15:54,380 --> 01:15:55,686 What?[Moose] Yeah. 1340 01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:58,167 - Dude, there's no fucking way. - Whatever, dude. 1341 01:15:58,297 --> 01:15:59,734 She totally jerked me off. 1342 01:15:59,864 --> 01:16:01,779 Fucking grade A too. 1343 01:16:01,910 --> 01:16:03,738 Honestly, I don't know how you didn't hear it, man. 1344 01:16:03,868 --> 01:16:06,262 You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose. 1345 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:08,394 Bring me a DP. 1346 01:16:08,525 --> 01:16:09,787 I got you. 1347 01:16:16,228 --> 01:16:18,404 One large Dr Pepper, please. 1348 01:16:19,971 --> 01:16:20,885 Yeah. 1349 01:16:27,022 --> 01:16:28,632 Lip thing. 1350 01:16:34,203 --> 01:16:36,118 Mister, you got a Nut Roll? 1351 01:16:37,336 --> 01:16:39,034 Fuck off, kid. 1352 01:16:48,696 --> 01:16:50,306 - For you. - Oh, my God! 1353 01:16:50,436 --> 01:16:52,090 What do you think? 1354 01:16:52,221 --> 01:16:54,136 I love it. - Are you kidding with this shit? 1355 01:16:54,266 --> 01:16:55,746 - My son is five. - Calm down, lady. 1356 01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:57,182 I'm not gonna calm down. 1357 01:16:57,356 --> 01:16:58,967 I demand to speak with your manager. 1358 01:16:59,097 --> 01:17:00,577 I am the manager. 1359 01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:03,101 - Bullshit. - You're bullshit. 1360 01:17:03,232 --> 01:17:04,799 Your fucking kid's bullshit too, 1361 01:17:04,929 --> 01:17:06,714 and you're both making me nauseous. 1362 01:17:06,844 --> 01:17:08,933 Mommy, can I lick the ketchup off the bun? 1363 01:17:15,244 --> 01:17:16,506 What the fuck? 1364 01:17:17,202 --> 01:17:18,595 Hey, hang tight, lady. 1365 01:17:18,726 --> 01:17:20,989 I'm gonna comp your boy's meal a hundred percent. 1366 01:17:23,295 --> 01:17:24,775 Hey, shit pig. You okay? 1367 01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:26,864 Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock. 1368 01:17:26,995 --> 01:17:28,431 Where the fuck are you going? 1369 01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:29,737 Just giving you space 1370 01:17:29,867 --> 01:17:31,434 for all your fucking handjobs! 1371 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:04,772 Get in. 1372 01:18:36,586 --> 01:18:38,022 How's that runza? 1373 01:18:39,502 --> 01:18:41,199 All right, I guess. 1374 01:18:42,766 --> 01:18:44,202 Want some rings? 1375 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:46,814 No, I want Moose to quit rat-fucking me all the time. 1376 01:18:46,944 --> 01:18:49,512 When he's not busy shot calling, he's swooping on my lady friend. 1377 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,171 You want a little advice, homey? 1378 01:18:56,301 --> 01:18:57,476 What? 1379 01:18:58,303 --> 01:18:59,348 Make a move. 1380 01:19:00,566 --> 01:19:01,872 Any move. 1381 01:19:03,744 --> 01:19:05,267 Brooke isn't into Moose. 1382 01:19:05,397 --> 01:19:07,878 She's just waiting for you to make a move, telling you. 1383 01:19:10,533 --> 01:19:12,535 You ever make a move? 1384 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:17,670 Like on a lady friend? 1385 01:19:18,933 --> 01:19:19,847 Yeah. 1386 01:19:24,068 --> 01:19:24,982 Almost. 1387 01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:33,774 You gotta risk it for the biscuit, Eagle. 1388 01:19:51,139 --> 01:19:54,185 ♪ It's been a long time since you left me ♪ 1389 01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:00,539 ♪ I didn't mean to make you cry ♪ 1390 01:20:04,021 --> 01:20:07,024 ♪ I didn't mean to disappoint you ♪ 1391 01:20:10,332 --> 01:20:13,378 ♪ I didn't mean to tell you lies ♪ 1392 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:20,124 ♪ And after all that we have been through ♪ 1393 01:20:23,084 --> 01:20:26,043 ♪ Won't you let me tell you why ♪ 1394 01:20:27,784 --> 01:20:29,612 ♪ One more try ♪ 1395 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:32,833 ♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪ 1396 01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,966 ♪ One more try ♪ 1397 01:20:36,097 --> 01:20:39,361 ♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪ 1398 01:20:41,798 --> 01:20:45,715 ♪ Living all these lonely nights without you ♪ 1399 01:20:48,196 --> 01:20:52,069 ♪ Oh, baby, can we give it one more try? ♪ 1400 01:20:55,377 --> 01:20:58,771 ♪ It's been a long time since I kissed you ♪ 1401 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:04,777 ♪ It always used to feel so good ♪ 1402 01:21:08,433 --> 01:21:11,654 ♪ And if you knew how much I missed you ♪ 1403 01:21:14,483 --> 01:21:17,573 ♪ You'd forgive me if you could ♪ 1404 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:22,578 For the record, I didn't give Moose a handjob. 1405 01:21:23,405 --> 01:21:25,189 That was all in his head, shit pig. 1406 01:21:26,364 --> 01:21:28,323 I grabbed both your dicks because it was the only way 1407 01:21:28,453 --> 01:21:30,064 I could get you two pussies to shut up. 1408 01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:32,370 I wasn't gonna get an MIP for that shit. 1409 01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:34,111 ♪ One more try ♪ 1410 01:21:34,242 --> 01:21:37,158 ♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪ 1411 01:21:38,376 --> 01:21:40,117 ♪ One more try ♪ 1412 01:21:40,248 --> 01:21:43,468 ♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪ 1413 01:21:45,862 --> 01:21:49,605 ♪ Living all these lonely nights without you ♪ 1414 01:21:52,434 --> 01:21:56,177 ♪ Oh, baby, can we give it one more try ♪ 1415 01:21:57,352 --> 01:21:58,483 Moose! 1416 01:21:59,702 --> 01:22:02,618 ♪ And after all that we have been through ♪ 1417 01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:14,151 Moose! 1418 01:22:17,154 --> 01:22:19,330 Moose! Come on! 1419 01:22:19,461 --> 01:22:21,028 Come on, let's talk! 1420 01:22:35,912 --> 01:22:37,958 Moose! Come on, dude. 1421 01:22:39,611 --> 01:22:40,656 Come on. 1422 01:22:40,786 --> 01:22:42,049 Let's just fucking talk. 1423 01:22:47,402 --> 01:22:49,491 Get the fuck away from me. 1424 01:23:36,799 --> 01:23:38,670 I just got off the phone with Parks & Rec. 1425 01:23:38,801 --> 01:23:40,629 No one's manning the Snack Shack. 1426 01:23:40,759 --> 01:23:41,760 Are you going in? 1427 01:23:42,370 --> 01:23:43,632 I'm sick. 1428 01:23:43,762 --> 01:23:45,286 Well, what about Moose? 1429 01:25:06,715 --> 01:25:07,759 Hey. 1430 01:25:15,941 --> 01:25:17,769 Dude, what the fuck happened? 1431 01:25:18,727 --> 01:25:20,120 Take a wild guess. 1432 01:25:28,519 --> 01:25:29,912 Here. 1433 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,654 You good with Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays? 1434 01:25:34,525 --> 01:25:35,918 - What, like shifts? - Yeah. 1435 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:37,441 We'll divvy up Sundays. I'll get this one. 1436 01:25:37,572 --> 01:25:39,226 - You get the next. - Moose! 1437 01:25:42,098 --> 01:25:43,273 Fuck. 1438 01:25:44,622 --> 01:25:46,276 Can I get a jumbo Push Pop? 1439 01:25:46,407 --> 01:25:47,625 Yeah. 1440 01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:57,026 Hey, shit pig. 1441 01:25:58,027 --> 01:26:00,029 How come you pulled a Copperfield at the party? 1442 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,291 I waited for you all night. 1443 01:26:05,643 --> 01:26:07,167 So you want to ditch this pop stand 1444 01:26:07,297 --> 01:26:09,256 and go grab a twist from Chompy Cone? 1445 01:26:09,386 --> 01:26:11,693 - My treat. - No, thanks. 1446 01:26:11,823 --> 01:26:14,261 Come on, no one says no to free ice cream. 1447 01:26:14,957 --> 01:26:16,176 Want to hear it again? 1448 01:26:16,306 --> 01:26:17,699 Wait, are you being serious right now? 1449 01:26:25,315 --> 01:26:28,144 It's feeling like a negatory on the biscuit front there, Eagle. 1450 01:26:40,765 --> 01:26:42,811 - Where are you going? - Waubonsie. 1451 01:26:43,594 --> 01:26:45,988 Gonna polish off this case, sleep under the stars. 1452 01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,295 I can't go to Iowa. I'm not supposed to cross state lines. 1453 01:26:48,425 --> 01:26:49,600 Gonna call your mom at the next truck stop, 1454 01:26:49,731 --> 01:26:51,167 tell her you're staying with Moose. 1455 01:26:51,298 --> 01:26:53,996 - What are you doing? - Not stopping till you say yes. 1456 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:55,650 Come on, Shane. Slow down, dude. Oh, shit! 1457 01:26:57,826 --> 01:26:59,349 Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in! 1458 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,785 - All right! There we go. - God! 1459 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,744 You've been busting your ass all summer. 1460 01:27:02,874 --> 01:27:04,224 It's time to fucking unwind. 1461 01:27:21,197 --> 01:27:22,503 Heads up, Eagle. 1462 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,268 Yo, what happened with you and Brooke? 1463 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:51,401 You gonna spill or what? 1464 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:57,581 She lied to me. 1465 01:27:57,712 --> 01:27:59,496 She lied to you? 1466 01:27:59,627 --> 01:28:00,671 Yeah. 1467 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,199 I caught her red-handed. 1468 01:28:10,072 --> 01:28:11,595 Doesn't sound like homegirl. 1469 01:28:14,294 --> 01:28:17,558 She said that she waited for me all night at the party. 1470 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:22,563 And then I caught her hanging on some fucking giant 1471 01:28:22,693 --> 01:28:23,868 out on the porch. 1472 01:28:28,264 --> 01:28:29,439 Flattop? 1473 01:28:30,353 --> 01:28:31,441 Yeah. 1474 01:28:31,572 --> 01:28:33,922 - Green Duster? - Exactly. 1475 01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:41,451 What? 1476 01:28:43,323 --> 01:28:45,281 Oh, dude. 1477 01:28:45,412 --> 01:28:46,848 The jarhead's her brother. 1478 01:28:50,591 --> 01:28:51,548 Fuck. 1479 01:28:56,901 --> 01:28:57,859 Fuck! 1480 01:29:00,644 --> 01:29:02,733 Oh, fucking A, Eagle. 1481 01:29:07,434 --> 01:29:08,348 Just let me explain. 1482 01:29:08,478 --> 01:29:09,827 - Come on. - No, thanks. 1483 01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,786 Brooke, come on. Look, I didn't realize. 1484 01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:13,440 I know I fucked up. Just please just listen-- 1485 01:29:13,570 --> 01:29:14,963 No, thanks. 1486 01:29:16,399 --> 01:29:17,618 Want to hear it again? 1487 01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,017 Oh, can we get some of this, Mom? 1488 01:29:26,148 --> 01:29:28,368 Sure. Just one. 1489 01:29:34,374 --> 01:29:35,897 What's up, A-Jams? 1490 01:29:36,027 --> 01:29:37,377 Hey, Shan. 1491 01:29:39,727 --> 01:29:40,989 Stop. 1492 01:29:41,119 --> 01:29:42,469 Isn't she a sophomore? 1493 01:29:42,599 --> 01:29:43,600 Junior. 1494 01:29:44,906 --> 01:29:46,560 So how did you get to know her? 1495 01:29:46,690 --> 01:29:48,039 That's Donny's older sister. 1496 01:29:48,170 --> 01:29:49,693 Well, I would think that you would-- 1497 01:29:50,390 --> 01:29:52,783 Oh, my God, Jeanie! 1498 01:29:52,914 --> 01:29:54,698 You scared the heck out of me. 1499 01:29:54,829 --> 01:29:56,657 Sherry! How are you doing? 1500 01:29:56,787 --> 01:29:59,137 Oh, my God. It's been forever, right? 1501 01:29:59,268 --> 01:30:00,530 It has. 1502 01:30:00,661 --> 01:30:02,750 I'm used to seeing that big turkey. 1503 01:30:03,968 --> 01:30:05,709 Oh! Your hair. 1504 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,494 I know. 1505 01:30:07,624 --> 01:30:09,365 It was time for a change. 1506 01:30:09,496 --> 01:30:10,932 Oh, it's so full. 1507 01:30:11,062 --> 01:30:12,629 Almost like a Kay Orr thing. 1508 01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,501 - I love it. - Aw! 1509 01:30:14,631 --> 01:30:16,067 Thank you. 1510 01:30:17,547 --> 01:30:18,896 What's going on? 1511 01:30:19,984 --> 01:30:22,552 You guys get in a tiff at your sleepover the other night? 1512 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,424 What sleepover? 1513 01:30:28,297 --> 01:30:29,429 - Really? - I don't know. 1514 01:31:00,982 --> 01:31:03,201 Happy early birthday, asshole. 1515 01:31:04,551 --> 01:31:06,378 Got you a little something-something. 1516 01:31:08,163 --> 01:31:09,425 You want to lunch it at Babe's? 1517 01:31:09,556 --> 01:31:10,905 How about a rain check? 1518 01:31:13,298 --> 01:31:14,952 I still gotta do the whole backyard. 1519 01:31:24,222 --> 01:31:25,397 How's the weather over there? 1520 01:31:26,573 --> 01:31:28,749 Cloudy with a chance of diaper shit. 1521 01:31:29,837 --> 01:31:33,493 Well, hang in there, Eagle Scout. 1522 01:31:35,233 --> 01:31:36,539 I'll swing by later. 1523 01:31:37,279 --> 01:31:38,541 See if you want to get stupid. 1524 01:31:38,672 --> 01:31:40,412 Word. Thanks, homey. 1525 01:32:11,879 --> 01:32:13,097 Peace offering, shit pig. 1526 01:32:14,055 --> 01:32:15,578 For your box stall. 1527 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:17,624 - Wow. - I know. 1528 01:32:18,102 --> 01:32:19,930 It's probably the only portrait of myself 1529 01:32:20,061 --> 01:32:21,192 I can actually stomach. 1530 01:32:25,066 --> 01:32:26,197 So... 1531 01:32:26,328 --> 01:32:27,851 Is anyone up in this bitch? 1532 01:32:27,982 --> 01:32:29,374 Uh, no. 1533 01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:32,508 Sooey! 1534 01:32:35,467 --> 01:32:36,991 You ever make out to Combat Shock? 1535 01:32:38,166 --> 01:32:39,602 Right at that moment, 1536 01:32:39,733 --> 01:32:41,125 I knew what had to be done. 1537 01:32:41,909 --> 01:32:43,737 It was all coming back to me. 1538 01:32:44,694 --> 01:32:46,957 A revelation that hit me like a bullet. 1539 01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:51,658 Bullets. This chick was armed. 1540 01:32:51,788 --> 01:32:55,226 I felt a tremendous power surging through my veins. 1541 01:32:55,357 --> 01:32:56,880 Where's the gun? 1542 01:33:10,372 --> 01:33:11,939 I gotta tell you something. 1543 01:33:12,069 --> 01:33:14,985 So, no grass carping, okay? 1544 01:33:17,335 --> 01:33:18,989 Yeah. What? 1545 01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:22,863 My dad got his orders. 1546 01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,170 We're shipping out to Ramstein. 1547 01:33:29,870 --> 01:33:30,958 Ramstein? 1548 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:33,569 Germany. 1549 01:33:37,268 --> 01:33:38,269 When? 1550 01:33:39,357 --> 01:33:40,489 Next week. 1551 01:33:45,189 --> 01:33:46,538 Next week? I... 1552 01:33:47,844 --> 01:33:49,237 You're grass carping. 1553 01:33:57,114 --> 01:33:58,681 I got a question. 1554 01:33:59,856 --> 01:34:00,901 Yeah? 1555 01:34:04,165 --> 01:34:05,819 Do you have a condom? 1556 01:34:26,143 --> 01:34:28,015 Oh, shit, that's the Judge. 1557 01:34:28,145 --> 01:34:29,451 Awkward. 1558 01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:31,322 Maybe he's just grabbing something. 1559 01:34:31,453 --> 01:34:32,846 Shh. 1560 01:34:34,195 --> 01:34:36,110 A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here! 1561 01:34:43,726 --> 01:34:45,293 Oh. Um... 1562 01:34:47,164 --> 01:34:48,470 We need to talk. 1563 01:34:49,776 --> 01:34:50,907 Downstairs. 1564 01:35:03,964 --> 01:35:05,139 - See you, okay? - Yeah. 1565 01:35:05,269 --> 01:35:07,663 Nope, hold on. Come here. Both of you. 1566 01:35:11,885 --> 01:35:14,322 What's going on? Why are you being so weird? 1567 01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:18,805 Um... 1568 01:35:20,154 --> 01:35:21,416 I just got a call... 1569 01:35:23,026 --> 01:35:25,768 from Bill Workman about a half hour ago. 1570 01:35:27,596 --> 01:35:30,555 There was an accident out on 75. 1571 01:35:34,255 --> 01:35:35,735 Shane got killed. 1572 01:35:48,704 --> 01:35:49,749 What? 1573 01:35:54,231 --> 01:35:55,406 I just saw him. 1574 01:35:59,976 --> 01:36:01,325 I'm sorry, son. 1575 01:36:48,285 --> 01:36:49,286 Get in. 1576 01:37:50,957 --> 01:37:52,349 What the fuck? 1577 01:37:52,915 --> 01:37:54,438 What the fuck? 1578 01:40:18,321 --> 01:40:19,496 Hey. 1579 01:40:20,410 --> 01:40:21,411 Hey. 1580 01:40:24,414 --> 01:40:26,112 Thought you said that we were dry. 1581 01:40:26,242 --> 01:40:27,983 No, man, this is it. 1582 01:40:29,028 --> 01:40:31,291 Last two. I found a... 1583 01:40:31,421 --> 01:40:34,337 a sixer stashed with the Christmas shit. 1584 01:40:35,208 --> 01:40:36,948 Mm. Nativity set? 1585 01:40:37,079 --> 01:40:38,080 Yeah. 1586 01:40:42,258 --> 01:40:44,130 I did pound the other four, though. 1587 01:40:47,089 --> 01:40:48,134 That's fair. 1588 01:40:58,666 --> 01:40:59,667 Moose? 1589 01:41:02,583 --> 01:41:03,671 Are we cool? 1590 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:07,936 Yeah, man. 1591 01:41:09,329 --> 01:41:10,808 We're cool. 1592 01:41:13,942 --> 01:41:15,117 Cool. 1593 01:41:15,248 --> 01:41:17,685 Fuck off, animals! 1594 01:41:17,815 --> 01:41:19,382 We're having a moment! 1595 01:41:20,601 --> 01:41:22,646 Fuck. 1596 01:41:24,605 --> 01:41:27,738 Oh, dude, I'm sorry I punched you in the nose. 1597 01:41:27,869 --> 01:41:29,610 Oh, I... I didn't even feel it. 1598 01:41:30,176 --> 01:41:32,265 Yeah, okay. 1599 01:41:34,049 --> 01:41:35,311 Hmm. 1600 01:41:36,965 --> 01:41:38,097 All right, are you ready? 1601 01:41:38,749 --> 01:41:39,968 Yeah. 1602 01:41:40,099 --> 01:41:41,578 Yeah, let's make some dough. 1603 01:41:44,755 --> 01:41:45,974 Wait. 1604 01:41:52,328 --> 01:41:53,851 There's no glass on deck. 1605 01:42:00,945 --> 01:42:03,034 So look, man, I want to pitch you a few ideas. 1606 01:42:03,165 --> 01:42:04,906 Yeah? What kind of ideas? 1607 01:42:05,036 --> 01:42:07,082 How we can double our return on this bitch next summer. 1608 01:42:08,605 --> 01:42:10,303 - Does it involve Real Beer? - Ooh! 1609 01:42:11,739 --> 01:42:13,044 Hundred percent. 1610 01:42:16,396 --> 01:42:18,049 Two fucking lines, goobs! 1611 01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:21,052 Give me two fucking lines! 1612 01:42:21,183 --> 01:42:23,490 - Right now! - My turn! My turn! 1613 01:42:55,391 --> 01:42:56,740 Hey.[Brooke] Hey. 1614 01:42:56,871 --> 01:42:58,786 Hey, what's going on? Are you leaving right now? 1615 01:42:58,916 --> 01:43:01,528 Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool but I couldn't find you. 1616 01:43:01,658 --> 01:43:02,703 What happened to Tuesday? 1617 01:43:03,617 --> 01:43:05,880 When the AF says jump, he jumps. 1618 01:43:07,925 --> 01:43:09,579 In two minutes, we're taillights. 1619 01:43:09,710 --> 01:43:10,972 Just gotta hit the head. 1620 01:43:11,102 --> 01:43:12,103 Roger, Wilco. 1621 01:43:12,234 --> 01:43:13,844 Two minutes? 1622 01:43:14,715 --> 01:43:16,195 Here. 1623 01:43:17,718 --> 01:43:19,110 Take it. 1624 01:43:19,241 --> 01:43:20,503 What is it? 1625 01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:22,549 Open it, dum-dum. 1626 01:43:32,602 --> 01:43:33,908 A hanky? 1627 01:43:35,823 --> 01:43:37,781 So you don't have to borrow your dad's. 1628 01:43:41,176 --> 01:43:42,569 One more thing. 1629 01:43:49,489 --> 01:43:51,752 I, um... I printed it last night. 1630 01:44:07,246 --> 01:44:08,725 We don't say "goodbye." 1631 01:44:09,335 --> 01:44:10,423 Just... 1632 01:44:11,293 --> 01:44:12,425 "see you later." 1633 01:44:30,225 --> 01:44:31,313 Let's move out. 1634 01:44:39,669 --> 01:44:40,975 Another keeper. 1635 01:44:43,891 --> 01:44:45,066 See ya, A.J. 1636 01:44:49,418 --> 01:44:50,550 See ya. 1637 01:46:59,766 --> 01:47:03,509 ♪ There must be someone I can talk to about this ♪ 1638 01:47:05,162 --> 01:47:08,905 ♪ I never realized how much friendship could be missed ♪ 1639 01:47:10,124 --> 01:47:11,865 ♪ But it's all good now ♪ 1640 01:47:11,995 --> 01:47:14,258 ♪ 'Cause there's no one but we two ♪ 1641 01:47:14,781 --> 01:47:15,999 ♪ And I'm alone ♪ 1642 01:47:17,174 --> 01:47:19,350 ♪ But I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1643 01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:21,918 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1644 01:47:22,571 --> 01:47:24,355 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1645 01:47:26,532 --> 01:47:27,663 ♪ With you ♪ 1646 01:47:30,057 --> 01:47:32,581 ♪ You look so strange without the makeup ♪ 1647 01:47:32,712 --> 01:47:33,974 ♪ Upon your face ♪ 1648 01:47:35,279 --> 01:47:36,846 ♪ It'd be so different ♪ 1649 01:47:36,977 --> 01:47:39,196 ♪ Another time and another place ♪ 1650 01:47:40,676 --> 01:47:42,330 ♪ Don't do nothing ♪ 1651 01:47:42,461 --> 01:47:44,158 ♪ That would make you look a fool ♪ 1652 01:47:47,509 --> 01:47:49,816 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1653 01:47:50,338 --> 01:47:52,340 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1654 01:47:52,862 --> 01:47:54,777 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1655 01:47:56,910 --> 01:47:57,824 ♪ With you ♪ 1656 01:48:00,348 --> 01:48:04,439 ♪ And there are some times where I don't know where I am ♪ 1657 01:48:05,875 --> 01:48:08,617 ♪ And there are some things that I'll never ♪ 1658 01:48:08,748 --> 01:48:10,706 ♪ Never understand ♪ 1659 01:48:12,578 --> 01:48:13,796 ♪ Understand ♪ 1660 01:48:15,015 --> 01:48:17,104 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1661 01:48:17,670 --> 01:48:20,237 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1662 01:48:20,368 --> 01:48:22,849 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1663 01:48:22,979 --> 01:48:24,590 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1664 01:48:25,547 --> 01:48:26,635 ♪ With you ♪ 118850