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Nonsense!

Hey SSP, who is the man who
has published my photo in the papers?

Find out now and let me know!

Look love, I'm helpless,
I cannot come today.

Darling, don't be angry.

I promise I will surely come tomorrow.

I have to go today for something
important with my wife.

We'll meet at the farmhouse tomorrow.

Okay?

Get this clear, HCL.

Don't mix tyramine
with liquid nitrogen.

Do only as much as
you are told to do, understand?

They consider Hemchand Lamba an
ordinary tester.

But I have immense blessings
of Goddess Mother.

If I mix this solution,

who knows what new
stuff gets invented!

Ruby, show your magic!

Hail Goddess Mother!

Well done, Hemchand Lamba!

Now your name will shine bright
like the full moon in glory!

Hey, what happened?
My lab caught fire!

I warned you! Why don't you listen?
Catch him!

What a rotten life I lead!

I am only suffering.

Wow, Sukhi.

I have customers queuing outside
my shop even before I have opened it.

It was a new shirt.

The iron was heating so high
that my shirt got burnt.

Just let him come,
I won't spare him!

My TV was working fine,
wonder what he did.

Just let him come,
I will not spare him today!

It's closed.

He has come. Catch him!

Stop, stop, Lamba, stop!

Or they will come to know
that we have come.

I suggest we leave the scooty
at the corner.

Or I don't think we
will survive today.

If she hears us come in, she will
kill us. She'll demand the rent.

Don't worry. Like they say,
she's dump.

She knows we cannot pay.
We can slip away.

I'll open the gate,
you guys follow quietly.

Quietly.

Hurry, hurry! Push.

Come. Come!

Park it.

Wait!

Where are you three trying
to hide away?

We were trying to slip in.
We are very tired.

You cannot escape my eyes
that work like a CCTV camera.

I'd told you.

What? He is lying,
he did not tell us anything..

All of you stand in a line.

Stand in a line,
madam will make us exercise.

Exercise?
I'll thrash you all today!

Pay me the rent. - Just give her the
rent. Don't want to hear this everyday.

Yes, sure. Take.

Take.
- Give me.

It's his money, I gave it to you
on his word, okay? Let's go.

Hey! Wait.
Where is your rent?

I just gave you the money.

What about his rent?
- This money is his.

And his?
- I gave you in his presence.

Let's go.

I am not going to be fooled anymore.

Look, his money, I gave you,
in his presence. - Right.

All clear. Let's go.

Give me the rent,
only then I'll let you go in.

Jasmeen, can I go in?
- Yes. I have received your rent.

You can go.

And don't wait for them.
I'll deal with them.

Pay me the rent.

Look, I cannot pay the rent.

Whatever I am, I'm before you.

Give me time until morning,
I'll pay you in the morning.

It's going to be morning soon.
And there is no ATM in the room.

Go.
- Thank you.

Now you, pay me the rent.

Now you also give me
your tragic story.

Why are you crying?

Madam, my family dumped me
in the street and went away.

I kept crying--
- Enough.

Madam, in Singara...
- Enough!

I had a fight with my guardian.
- Enough!

Then the man who promised me a job
went away to Muscat.

Tell me, how could I take so much---
- Stop it!

Just go and change the bulb.

Madam, you are great;
you are making me change the bulb.

Though I have never done
anything right until today.

I'll change the bulb for you today.

Get a stool.
- It's kept over there. Get it.

Darn!
There's no water again today.

What happened to the water?

I plead with you,
don't make that sound.

I'm already having trouble
controlling.

Hello.
Did you wash the apple before eating?

Hmm.

Which means you have water in
your tap. - In full force.

Madam.

Madam, you are reading the news, take
a look here too, there's a drought here.

What's your problem?

I'm wrapped in problems.

There's not a drop of water in the tap.
I'm covered in lather.

Madam Jasmeen,
my condition is worsening.

If you don't want to release water,
just give me a cup full.

I told you I will
not release any water for you.

Madam, don't give him a cup full,
just give me a handful

to get soap out of my eyes.

Good.
At least something went into your eyes;

or you don't even have
any shame in them.

You are not going to get
any water today.

Get this clear!
Pay the rent first.

I'll pay you the rent,
let me get soap out of my eyes first.

Madam, this is cheating.

There is no water in the toilet,
nor toilet paper, not even a stone.

What should I do?

You won't get even
a drop of water now!

Pay me the rent.
You guys are such a pain!

What humiliation you suffered!

Wow!

How mean! We are craving for water
and you are laughing at us?

You have water?

Why will I not laugh?

I have water.

Serves you right.
You haven't paid the rent.

Come over.

Thank you!
No one cares if we have water or not.

Wait!
I cannot hold on anymore.

What are you doing, Lamba,
I will go first.

Let me go first
or something untoward will happen.

Oh, really? You are threatening me?
Let me see what you will do.

I'm not threatening you, I'm pleading
with you. The pressure is too much.

It will be very embarrassing.

But I have soap in my eyes,
my eyes are burning.

Only your eyes are burning now,
soon, even your nose will burn.

Please let me go.
- Lamba!

What does one say to this man?
He can neither wait to eat, nor to--

Let it be,
come to my room.

But my eyes are burning.
- I know, come, I have wet tissues.

Come, bro.

Give me some tissue.

Take, wipe your eyes.

Want more?
- No.

Wow! You hold an Msc IT degree!

You can get a very good job
very easily.

I am a free bird,
I don't like a rigid job.

I do what pleases me,
not what others say.

What is this?

That's--

Sukhi bro--

What's this?

Take a look.
- What are all these lights?

What is this machine?

This is my idea.

My invention.

My work runs on this.

I don't understand.

You also go and do your job.

What is this?

You have the habit of
touching things.

One cannot touch this?

No Sukhi, it is noithing like that.

This is a frequency modulator.

Oh, wow! You are good.

What are you going to do with it?

Want a demo?
- Yes.

Want a demo, Sukhi?
I'll give you one.

Come, let's go near the antenna.

Come, let's go outside.

Come, Sukhi?
- We're going to the terrace?

Yes. Lamba wants a demo,
let's show him.

See that girl there?
- Where?

The one who is reading a book.
- The one there, studying.

Okay, the one in the green dress.

Are you color blind?
She's wearing black.

I can't see any clothes.

He has an x-ray machine
on his eyes.

Come and listen.

What are you doing?
I hope it's nothing wrong. - No.

I'll give you a demo.

You saw the girl?
- Yes. Some children are very cultured.

You saw the dedication with
which she was studying?

She will surely make her parents proud.

Oh, sure.

Damn mom and dad.

Am I going to marry you or my parents?

Just come soon and take me away.

She is the same girl?
- Yes, she's on bluetooth.

Lamba, saw her culture?

Darling, give me a kiss.

This is even worse.

Some children are very bad.

Lamba, some elders also are very bad.

They take a Rs.250 pack of
`Come, let's talk romantic'.

They talk away late into the night.

Who are you talking about?

I sleep by 11pm.

I did not take your name, Lamba.

Come on now, what do you mean?

Does Lamba not know who is cheap?

Like they say,
`a thief's beard gives it away'.

What's on my beard?

How evil you both are!

You secretly listen
to other people's conversations.

Darn!

Your machine is unique.

You can make a lot of money with that.

I make enough.

It's just that it's less work
and more money.

How nice. Okay, tell me,
Does it even take pictures?

No, not pictures,
but it records all voices.

So I can go and bathe?
- Yes, but silently.

Oh, damn!

Ten missed calls?
Reet will kill me!

Hello.
- I'm not talking to you!

At least listen to me.

At least listen to me. The--

You didn't check your messages?
- I did. I'm coming right now.

I'm reaching!

Sorry, Reet! Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I'm late.

How nice!
Thank you for coffee.

Okay, so now you want to drink coffee.
I am a fool here.

Why are you thinking negative?

Actually, the fool is--

No. Hey, no. Please, no!

No. No!

Come on!
- Papa!

Miss you, papa.
- Miss you too, son.

Why don't you live with us?

Kiss papa.
- RV!

Papa.
- Preet. Let me meet the child.

Don't you dare touch my child!

The child is not only yours,
he is mine too.

You know the court's condition. Pay me
150,000, only then can you him.

Don't you dare touch my child!

You are aware of the court's condition.

Pay me Rs.1500,000,
only then can you meet your child.

??

You have the attitude of a hero
but you do the actions of a villain.

The police who are afraid of me,

I had to plead with them today
because of you.

As soon as the month is over,
vacate the room.

I have no place for
thieves in my house.

I am fed up of you.
I cannot tolerate anymore.

I saved you from the police.

But who will save you from me?

What melodrama they do!

They all are a pain!

Bro, come here.

What did you do?

You are not such a guy.

Why did you have to steal?

If you wanted money to pay rent,
you should have borrowed from me.

Please leave me alone for a while.

If we could leave you alone,
why would we get you released from jail?

But stealing--
- For my child.

For your child?

Actually,

my wife had big dreams.

And I didn't have the money
to fulfill them.

One day--

Start, start, start.

I have told you several times to sell
the scooter and buy a car,

but you cannot do even that.

I'm not coming with you.
Son, let's go.

What are you doing? Listen!

G.
- And this?

I don't know.
- You don't? Tell me what it is.

Tell me what it is.

You've taken after your father.

Surprise!
- What have you brought?

Such a cheap dress!
No one wears such clothes in my family.

Not anymore! - Preet,
listen to me. Try to understand.

Why are you doing this?
- Don't touch my son!

You cannot take him.
- I'm taking him with me.

This is too much, Preet!

The court has ordered that only
after I deposit Rs.1500,000 in court,

will I be able to meet my son.

Don't feel dejected.

What are friends for?

Don't worry.

I will break my fixed deposit
for your sake.

That's really sweet, Lamba.

I have Rs.400,000.
What amount is your fixed deposit?

Rs.11000.

How nice!
Keep Rs.11000 to yourself.

Sukhi, don't worry.

I'll tell you how to steal.

You will teach him
how to steal now?

No Lamba, I will suggest a way where
no one will lose anything

and he'll also get to meet him kid.

Come, I'll tell you how.
Come. Come on!

Come.

Sit. Bring your chairs.

You are making us sit before a machine.

Will a dacoit come out of it
who will teach us to steal?

Not a dacoit,

the solution to
Sukhi's problem will come out of it.

Trying to find a solution,
don't create more problems.

I work on it everyday.

I stay up all night listening in.

Look, my husband should not find out.

It's Sarla, your crush.

Darn!
- Sarla has a beau?

You bloody rascal!
- Sit down, sit down.

This man screams everyday.

With this membership,
you will get five massages for free.

Give me this number.
- Have some shame.

Let your eyes checked.
Have you looked at yourself lately?

I'll get it now, Sukhi.

Hear the frequency I catch now!

Look, the substance should be good.

I don't care about the price.
- Don't worry about the quality.

You come with Rs.2000,000 to AKV at 4pm.

Not 4pm, at 3:30pm.

Okay, done.
- Okay.

AKV, substance?
What is AKV?

AKV.

I know what is AKV. We have to reach
there at 3:30 with the substance.

Okay? The job will be done,
our problem will be solved.

What is substance?

Substance. White substance.
- White substance.

Okay! White substance.
- Yes.

But that's a bad thing.

If the police catches you, you will have
big white patches on your backside.

So what?
Who can ever see their backside?

yes, you're right.

Look, the man will give Rs.2000,000.

Sukhi will take Rs.1500,000
and get his child.

You can keep the balance Rs.500,000.

Rs.500,000 is mine to keep?
- Yes.

No. No.

I cannot cheat a friend. You are working
so hard, you also take Rs.5000-7000.

I don't want any money,
you keep everything.

For Rs.500,000--

No, for a friend,
I can even sacrifice my life.

But friends, where will you
arrange the white substance from?

From where?

White substance.
- White substance.

From the grocer.

from the grocer?

Sukhi, we have come for smuggling,
not to choose a girl for marriage.

You got only a buffalo mask for me?

Lamba, keep this mask.

Why?
- It suits you.

I would, but then
I will also have to give milk.

Do one thing.

Lay a few eggs. You carry a big beak.
Angry bird indeed!

Lamba did not like my joke.

Look, I can still give eggs.

But how will you give milk?

By the way, Lamba,
the job is risky.

What job, of giving milk?

No. If the police catch us,
they will beat us black and blue.

So, Lamba?

He is right.

Stealing is still okay.

Smuggling is dangerous work.

Come on, Lamba, just think it.

You are the biggest don!

The police of eleven countries
is after you.

Stop feeling now.
Look, the guys have come.

No, no, I-- - You let it be,
you'll get us into trouble.

Come Sukhi.
- I'll come with you.

Why?
- It's my lucky day today.

Sukhi, will he do it?
- Give it to him.

I hope you don't mess it.

Thank you, kids.

Have you brought the substance?
- The substance I have brought is pure.

Sukhi, he'll get us into trouble!

You deal in drugs
and talk like a grocer?

He was a grocer,
he has joined us recently.

Have you brought the substance?

Of course. What else do you think
there is in this? It's substance.

Someone sensible talk to us,
send this man away.

Yes, yes.

Let me check.

Why check?
This is our salt.(business)

And we will not betray our salt.

Nowadays, only our business is honest.

The whole world has
become dishonest these days.

You show us the money.
- Yes.

Take.

Let me check the substance.

Here you are.

Catch them! - I don't know about
the police of eleven countries,

but Punjab police is here!

let's escape!

You are selling substance?

I'll hit you so much on your backside,
you will crave to sit.

Sir, don't beat me,
I brought new knickers only yesterday.

You will get beaten.

You can change them later.

But inspector, we are not doing anything
wrong. These are not drugs.

It is salt from Pakistan.
It is good for digestion.

You are selling salt in
this derelict place?

Just like that!
Only day before yesterday

we sold black pepper
at the city ruins.

Just for adventure.
- Adventure!

Check it it's only salt.

Sir, you can take one packet home.

Add it to curd and eat.

It is a good digestive.
- I'll give you loose motions!

It was just a suggestion,
for good digestion.

Take back your salt,
return my money. - No, no.

Let us do the deal tomorrow.
- No, thank you.

Better leave now, or I will break
your bones. - We are leaving.

Let's go.
- I don't want to see you here again.

Let's go.

Stupid plan! Smugglers indeed!

We'll do smuggling!

Listen,

had I not spoken to the cop, we would
be walking with our legs apart now.

Look. Like this.

Stop it, Lamba.

We went there for Sukhi's child.

You know that.

Sukhi, bro, tell me,
which year did you get married?

2010.

2010.

Wasn't any sensible man around
you then

who adviced you not to get
into a troublesome thing like marriage?

When you were being born, Lamba,

wasn't there any sensible man
around your parents

to stop them from
siring a kid like you?

Nonsense!

You are interfering
in a personal matter.

Even you are interfering in
my personal life, Lamba.

I'm telling you, you interfered--
No one can interfere in my life!

Interfere!

Intercept.

Which means someone is
intercepting our calls.

Or how did the police come to
know we were going there?

The police had come to know
about my deal the last time too.

Darn!

I think there's a circuit leak.

I'll have to fix this quickly
or the cops will come here.

It's a circuit leak.

There is only one man who can fix the
circuit but he's not here.

Step aside, let me try.

Let me try.
- This is not some toy for you to check.

I have fixed a lot of things,
trust me.

He's a great scientist.

Let him fix it.
- Stay in your limits, Lamba!

What limits? What are you doing?

You mind your business,
I know what I am doing.

You are a petty mechanic, you know
how this electronic thing works?

I'm a mechanic-- - It will malfunction.
I request you, please don't do anything.

At least see what I'm going to do,
why are you taking tension?

I don't sell melons,
even I'm a mechanic.

But this is a very complicated circuit.

Look, the circuit is broken from here.
I can fix this.

This is an inauspicious time.

Damn your prediction!

But--
- Go and sit there.

Let it be.
- You are doomed.

You'll be in trouble.
- Don't do it.

What are they up to now?

Let me go and check.

What a pain they are!

Stay in your limits, Lamba.

You don't know anything about circuits,
you will mess up the whole machine.

Of course I know.

What are you saying?

I'm telling you, heed me.

You damaged my radio!

Aliens in our village!

I think they are Pakistanis.

How did they land here?

I think dogs were after them.
Their clothes are in tatters.

Hey, bro!

Any idea whether we are
in heaven or hell?

Where have we landed?

A guy with a big head.

You? What are you doing in my room?

Chief, they burnt my field.
Hang them.

I think they are the men who
release pigs into our fields.

I think they are kidnappers
who kidnap children.

Look at her. She is so beautiful.
I think she is an alien.

Is there any girl so beautiful
in our entire village?

What the hell is this?
What is he saying?

Listen! Even her language is different.

I'm sure she is an alien.

Get me married to her.

I'll consider myself lucky.

Rascal! I have contacts
with high offices.

Oh, don't give me that crap!

For the betterment of the village,
I suggest we offer prayers.

I think we should call and exorcist.

Stop! That's enough!

Villagers, don't worry,
I will deal with them alone.

Kid!
- Yes, sir.

Get my wand. And tie them up.

I'll get it.

Wait, Jogiya.

I know how accomplished you are!

This is village Hazara
and I am the village chief.

Listen, brothers.

Until it is not clear who they are
and where they have come from,

they are our guests.

They will live in our village.

Denia, make arrangements
for their stay.

Come on in.

This is the chief's house.
Follow me.

I thought the chief will put us
up in some farmhouse.

This is worst than a poultry farm.

It is still okay for
freeloaders like you.

But the chief should have
at least considered my status.

This is not your aunt's house. They
don't know where you have come from.

Sukhi, we know where we are,
but why are we here?

Sweets!

Come and sit here.

Madam, come out,
you have guests.

The chief said they will stay here.

This is yours.
- Welcome!

Hello.
- Please sit.

Greetings.
- Greetings. Sit.

Have you come in happiness or sorrow?

A mixture of both.

Actually, we have just come,
so we don't know yet.

We are three men and one woman.

Good you have come.

It's going to be fun.

Son, is she from your home?

No, she is from her own home.

All three are from my home.

All three?
- They are my tenants.

You guys are funny.
It's going to be fun having you here.

Gudda, get buttermilk for them.

Madam, I have sensed something special
about the villagers here.

What is that?
- They hire cooks first only.

Yes, you guys must be hungry.
- Yes.

We are very hungry.

We ate a pizza yesterday morning.

What did you eat?
- Pizza.

Pizza. It's round in shape.

You guys are funny.
It's going to be fun having you here.

Have buttermilk.

Take buttermilk.

Get a glass.
- This is a glass.

Have it.

Jasmeen, this is an ancient
village glass.

You don't see them nowadays.
- Okay.

Madam, I noted something.
- What?

You have held on to
the Punjab culture

Yes, right.

Your house is old style.
Even your cutlery is olden.

No son, we renovated the house recently
and bought the cutlery only last week.

You are funny.
It will be fun having you here.

We will have the fun when we do,
right now we are hungry.

Guddo, get the millet tortillas.

Lamba, you cannot control?
You are always hungry.

He only knows two things;
to eat and and to shit.

Madam, can I have cold coffee?

Sure child,
apply as much henna as you like.

Henna?
- Come with me.

Come.

I must say,

I find even this lady ancient.

It will be fun.

Keep it here.

I'll eat. Won't you have some?

This is the spot where they were found.

The field got burnt
but they were unhurt.

What is this?

What is this strange thing?

I guess no one saw this.

I think it belongs to those people.

Where is the bathroom?

Wherever you squat.

You are laughing?

I want to go real urgently.
Where is the bathroom?

We have just come here, how would
we know? Go and ask that guy there.

I'll come back and eat the rest.

Take it with you,
you can eat it there.

Mana.
- Yes, mom.

Go and get water from the well.
- Okay, mom.

From the well?

Let's go.
- Go quickly.

I think you won't get the signal here.

Yes, the signal is weak here.

Let's go ahead and check.
- Go ahead and you will find it.

And they say India has become 4G,
Punjab has Wifi.

But there is no signal here.

I can see public booths around here.

You are lamenting for 3G and 4G
but there is no signal here.

Bro, I feel very sad today.

Why? Constipated again?
- No.

I want to have a heart to heart
with Modi, our prime minister.

I want to tell him that his Clean India
Movement has not reached Hazara village.

He should either build toilets here
or make the grass grow tall.

There is no place to relieve yourself.

Yes, you must talk to him.

Sit down over there. Sit down.

Guddi, apply some henna
on her hand too.

No, I am allergic to henna,
I cannot apply it.

I don't even like its smell.

You don't like it?
- Yes.

It will be fun to have you around.

By the way, who is getting married?
- Guddu.

Oh.

Congratulations!

Show me a photo of your fiance.

On Facebook, or his DP on Whatsapp.

DP? What is that?

I mean, some picture of your fiance.

Have you seen him?

No dear, that's not our culture.

Our girls don't see their men
before marriage.

Her father has seen him.

Even I saw her father after marriage.

You mean to say that she has
neither seen her fiance,

nor has she spoken to him
and you are getting her married to him?

That's very unfair to the girl.

Such injustice is being done
to girls even in this day and age?

Don't worry,
I will raise my voice for you.

I will go to the Women's Cell
but I won't let this injustice happen.

It's evening by the time we remembered
we are from Chandigarh.

But how did we reach here?

Hey bro, where is the chief?

He must be around.

Coming!

There is a house here.
- We'll go this way. - I'll go here.

Over there.
- Okay.

What has happened to me?

I see your face in every face.

Enough Chief, enough.

There was so much water in it.

It's taste is different.

For Guddo's marriage,
keep four suits ready.

I want her to look beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Just do what you have come for.
- But--

Come.

Good night.

Come, sit.
- Hello!

Chief, we were wondering if we can
get a taxi from here in the morning.

Yes, you will get everything
in our village;

milk, curd, buttermilk.
But what is a taxi?

Chief, we mean, a car.

How can you get a car in the village?
Those you will find in the city.

I have seen it once or twice.
Not many have seen it from our village.

Nav, is he mad?

He doesn't understand anything.
How backward they are.

What is this?
- It's liquor. Want to have some?

No Chief, no one among us drinks.

We don't want to drink.
We want to leave from here soon.

If you have soda,
I don't mind drinking some.

What are you doing?
Are you mad?

Go get him some soda.
- No, I don't want that soda.

I am constipated since morning.

I'm talking of soda water.

Sure.
I'll get it for you.

Now playing a song in
Chandiram Chandi's voice.

Chief, your radio is very old.

Even the songs being played
are very old.

It's like the radio my grandpa had.

Really?
- Yes, exact same.

It's the latest song sung
by Chandiram Chandi.

His voice is melodious.

Have you ever listened to
Chandriman Chandi?

Listen!
- So Punditji, this 15th August,

what message would you like to
give the country?

India is being counted among the
developing nations of the world.

Jawaharlal Nehru?!!

It's eight years to our independence.

Our country now definitely--
- Chief.

why are you playing such old news?

It's seventy years since
the country became independent.

It's current news.

It's only 7-8 years since the country
became independent. - What?

What are you talking, Chief?

Chief, this is year 2018 and
Narendra Modi is our prime minister.

Does no one in the village know this?
Is everyone uneducated?

What 2018? Who Modi?

The one who brought
a change in the government.

The one who banned Rs.500
and Rs.2000 notes.

I had to wait for so long
in queues.

Chief, don't serves them drinks,
they are already drunk.

Son, this is year 1955.
Come to your senses!

Okay, so this is 1955, not 2018?

Which means all that we have seen and
that has happened, is yet to happen.

According to you,
we have not gone to war yet.

The Asian Games have not been
held in Delhi's Pragati Maidan.

We have not won the World Cup
of 1983.

And Kattappa also must not have
killed Bahubali, right?

Who Kattappa, which Bahubali?

If you continue to talk such nonsense,
the villagers will surely beat you.

Nav, I don't understand this.

Just hire a taxi and let's go home.
- Okay.

Chief, I agree you have preserved
everything very well here.

But Chief, this is not 1955,
it is 2018.

This is 1955.
You just heard the news.

I'm not reading the news.

Can I see the newspaper?
- Sure. Here, this is today's newspaper.

Show me, Sukhi.

Check the date.

Nav,

what is the date?
- 10th August, 1955.

How did this happen?

I don't understand.

Lamba, you are drinking
early in the morning.

What mantras did you chant
that we have gone back in time?

I don't know about mantras, but one day,
I went to Shanidev's temple.

Oil was expensive.

I offered diesel instead, thinking
even diesel is a type of oil.

I think Lord Shanidev has cursed me.

Don't worry, I have high contacts.

I'll fix everything.

Thank you, madam! Those whom you
know are not even born yet.

We are in 1955.
- That's true.

Stop it, why are you arguing?

Just think of how we can go back now.

Oh, yes! Nav--
- You remembered?

This happened when I was looking
at that machine?

I can remember that I was
connecting some wires on some circuit.

I was fixing something.
- Yes! Yes!

You remembered?
- Yes.

This is the time when I was feeling
nervous and so was the girl.

This happened then, right?
- No, Lamba.

Bro, I was setting the radio frequency.
- Oh, my God! That was it!

This happened when my hands were
sweating and I had knots in my stomach.

Lamba, enough!

Had I fitted a transmitter in your
stomach to know you had knots in it?

What did you say? What had you fitted?
- Transmitter.

Transmitter.

Transmitter.

Bro, my machine. My radio.

The radio.
We all were standing around the machine.

Sukhi, what exactly do you remember?

I remember connecting some wires--

Fixing a circuit leakage.
- Yes, leakage something.

Jasmeen, what do you remember?

I remember that there was lightening
and it struck the radio. Yes.

Lamba, what was the date yesterday?

It was quite a date.

Sukhi, what was the date yesterday?

Ten.
- Yes, tell me.

Ten.
- Yes, tell me.

It was 10th August yesterday.

10th August.

1955.

10-08-1955.

Frequency, 108, August, 1955.

108.55, bro!

I don't understand.
- 10th August, 1955.

Which means, that frequency
has brought us here.

This happened due to lightening,
wiring change, radio frequency.

Radio frequency.

Speed of light.

Wiring.

Which means,
current through lightening.

Due to lightening, the gap became big.

Radio frequency controlled it.

A black hole was formed.

And that brought us here.

We don't remember anything.

Let me explain, Sukhi.
This is point A.

This is 1955, and this is 2018.

From 2018 we have reached 1955.
Space has folded.

We jumped and reached here.

That's why we didn't come to know.

Simple theory e=mc2

Energy and speed of light
carried mass here.

And all this happened
because of that radio.

Some flaw in the machine
brought us here.

Where do we bring
that machine from to go back?

Sukhi, we will have to
repeat the mistake.

We need three things;
lightening, wiring and frequency.

Lamba, do you remember what you saw?

I think I was a mooing.
And Sukhi--

And I think you were doing--

And I think madam was doing--

Lamba, stop!
- Do you remember anything else?

Anything else?
Something different, something strange?

What I saw mainly was food.

Don't want to ask him anything!

Sukhi, I think we should develop the
machine again with these three things.

Lunch is ready, come and have it.

You go and have lunch, I'll go
and search for parts where we fell.

Okay.
- Come.

Guddo, the guests have come,
get their plates.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Sit down. Greetings.

Sister, the women eat indoors.
Come with me.

Women indoors?
What do you mean by this?

Such backwardness?

Try and understand. Go.
- Come with me.

Sit comfortably.
- Yes.

Lamba, eat some more.

It's all old style healthy food,
we are in 1955.

I think we should pack some
of this food.

We can eat it when we reach new age.

What are you two whispering about?
You didn't like the food?

No, the food was very tasty.

It was nice.

You didn't tell me which village
you have come from.

Not village, we have come
from Chandigarh city.

Chandigarh? Where is this?

Chandigarh was formed in 1966.

There is a village like a city
near the Chandi temple.

It's a small place.

Why are you troubling the guests?

The wedding is nearing,
we have to select Guddo's jewelry.

Let the kids eat in peace.

Have some more.
- No, thanks.

Have some more.
- I already ate 7-8 tortillas.

So what? Enjoy the food.

What happeend to him?

Where is your third friend?

He has gone to the field
where you found us.

No, actually, he has an upset stomach.

So he went to relieve himself.
- Oh, an upset stomach.

We have to go to the bazaar.
- Coming.

He has a hawk eye.

This is all I found.

Everything else got burnt.

We cannot make our machine with this.

So what do we do?

I need more stuff, I cannot
make the machine with only this.

How will we go back into 2018?

Please do whatever
you have to quickly.

Living here,
my figure is getting ruined.

And it's so dusty here.

Madam, do some chores here.

Your figure and your brain
will become perfect.

Excuse me. Hold on.
What do you mean by this?

Just connect me to Delhi.

You will know who I am!
- Madam, please!

The ministers you know are not
in power yet, this is 1955.

Vallabbhai Patel will be in Delhi.
Do you know him?

Sukhi, stop it.

We have to fix the machine now,
that's it.

Tell us what we have to do.

If we have come here,
stuff must have come with us.

Check what all you have.

What do you have?
- We didn't bring bags along.

Sukhi, there must be something
in your pocket.

headphones, mobile.
- Even I have a mobile.

I have this, but it is
dearer to me than my life.

My gun!

I bought it with great difficulty
from the carnival.

You didn't buy it, some child lost it
and you found it.

Will this be useful?
- Keep it here.

What else?

What do we have to do now?
- We'll have to steal.

Come children! See big cities for 2p.

Wait. Move aside.

Come and see big cities for 2p!

Watch the Qutub Minar,
the Red Fort!

Watch all this for only 2p.

Show him the biscope.

Children, see the Red Fort.

Bring some more kids.

See the Taj Mahal of Agra.
- Children, come here.

Watch this. Isn't it magic?

Call everyone here.

Everyone come here.
- Watch this, children.

Isn't it wonderful?

Hey, where are you taking that?
Catch him!

Come back soon.
- Yes, mom.

I'll be back in time.
- Get vegetables.

I will, don't worry.

Hey! I have been robbed!

What are you doing here?

Leave me alone! Get aside!
I'll thrash you!

They are only kids.
- Look at what they are doing.

It's okay.
- What okay?

Show me some respect.
- Come.

They are dogs.
- Nonsense!

They seem never to have seen
a bike before.

My fuel tank!
Where is my fuel tank?

Look, my fuel tank is missing.

Now the headlight is missing!

This is a village of thieves!
My headlight is missing.

We'll find it.
- My motorbike is gone!

Who's that? A leopard!
- Where?

I told you!
I don't find these guys to be good.

They even look like thieves.

Moreover, the chief invited them home.
I think even the chief is hand in glove.

You know what he told me?

he said he's been chief for more
years than my age.

See what's happening now.

Why don't you speak? Tell them!

Jagasio is right.

I got a new cycle in my wedding.

It's just a few days
and my cycle wheel was stolen.

They did not spare even the women.

Sister, tell them what happened
with you.

They stole my toilet mug.
- Heard what tragedy she suffered?

They haven't spared the kids either.
Kid, tell them.

They stole the tyre of my bicycle.

Enough! This is beyond limit.

We cannot tolerate this any more.

The chief will not do anything,
I will do whatever is to be done.

Let us nab them all red handed!

Did you connect that?

I tried all connections.

I cannot fix the machine.

This won't get fixed now.
We will not be able to go back in 2018.

Don't say that. You know I cannot live
without my son. We have to go back.

I have to go back to 2018 anyhow.
- What do I do?

What do I do?

Look, all parts have got burnt.

How do I make the machine?

There is no electricity here.
This village has no electricity.

I told you, we are going
through an unlucky phase.

But you don't pay heed.

Heed me even now.

Put a black dot on a white
egg of a brown hen

and keep it under a peepal tree.

I'm going to throw white eggs
of a brown hen on you!

How foolish you are!

Nav, if I bring the chief's radio

then could we do something?

Yes Sukhi, if I can get that radio,
I'll make all the other parts.

Then this machine will work.

Where have you brought
this liquor from?

And what are the women singing?

Play something nice.
- Okay.

Come, let's enjoy this.

Watch what happens here today.

Let's hear the news.

Radio!

Husband!

Connect!
- Is this connecting?

I hope we can fix it by tomorrow.

Open it fast.

I'm opening. It has too many screws.

Come, Lamba.
What do your stars say?

Give your forecast.

The stars are not favorable.

I don't think we can fix this.

What are you saying?

You realise now? I always told you these
guys look like thieves. They aren't good.

Whether you believe me or not, they only
stole the chief's radio. I am sure of it!

You continue.
Come with me, Lamba.

Pamper them more as guests!

You are right, bro.

I am sure they only stole my bike's
fuel tank and headlight. - Right.

They did not spare even the kids.
Right.

Just call them here and question them.

Drag them out here!
- They are coming.

They have come.

Bloody rascals! Cheats!

Everyone is here.

I think we are doomed.

Hold on. Be calm.

I think the chief will not do anything.
Let us deal with them! - Stop!

Keep quiet, Jogiya.

Everything will be clear now.

Lamba, be prepared.

The third one is also here.
- Bravo!

Look Chief, everything is clear
before you now.

The thief got scared and
himself came out with the radio.

Give the radio!

Hey, we welcomed you like a guest.

I accommodated you in my home.

This is how you repay me?

If you wanted the radio,
you should have asked for it.

You embarrassed me
before the whole village.

Grandpa.
- Grandpa?

What is this new story?

This is a new drama.
- You are my grandpa.

What is he saying?
- I don't know.

What new drama is this?

Your name is Sardar Ujagar Singh?

Yes.

Mahender Kaur.

Harbanj Singh.
- Don't touch me, move back!

Your act is not going to
work any longer.

I'm not acting, it's the truth.

We have come here from 2018.
I am your grandson, your blood.

Chief, you can be fooled,
we all cannot be fooled.

Grandma,

you are from Pakistan, right?
Gujral, Kabbo Market?

Your oldest son was born
when you came here.

Yes, my Natha.

How do you know this?

Because I am your blood,
your grandson.

My father told me.

Who is your father?

Sardar Himmat Singh.

Chief, don't believe him,
he's using emotions to cheat you.

How can a man who is dead
be your father?

Because we have come from 2018.

This is 1955.

We have passed this ear.

Look at us, look at our clothes.

The clothes we are wearing
are not of these times.

See this mobile.

This is not even made yet.

With this you can talk to anyone
anywhere.

In 2018, with this, we can talk to
anybody in the world.

Look, your photo.

After marriage, you came to Gujral.

After your marriage. Look.

I took this from dad's album.

It is our photo.

What photo?

No? Wait a minute.

This is dad's latest photo.

My father, Himmat Singh.

Yes, that's him.

They are my family.

You are getting married?
You haven't seen the boy?

No one has seen the boy.

Wait a minute. Look.

Yes, that's his photo.
- Yes.

Look.

I told you I am your family.

I am your blood.
We have come from 2018.

Wait a minute.

Raunya, you are a science graduate.

You tell us, is this possible?

Look father, science has not
made such progress yet

as much as he's talking of.

But I cannot reject it altogether.

It is possible.

Mastram, you too?

They believed him.
- Thank God.

All my moves failed.
Darn!

Children,

I believe what you are saying is true.

I will tell all the villagers
to help you in every way.

Right, villagers?
- Yes!

Why are you standing here? Go!

What has happened down there?

Madam, go back to sleep,
the drama is over. - Yes.

Is it? Then why did you disturb
my sleep with all the noise?

They don't even let me sleep in peace.

You?
- Yes. Mom sent food for you.

Eat it.

Food?
- Yes.

I wonder how grandma knows everything.

Shall I ask you something?

You have come here for the marriage?

My mom and Guddo's mom are friends.

I lost my parents when I was young.

They only have brought me up.

Oh, nice.

Actually, Guddo is my aunt.
So I thought, even you are my aunt.

What?
- Nothing. You won't understand.

Can I ask you something?

Once your job is done,
you will leave us?

That's buttermilk?
- Yes.

Can I drink it?

Can I sit there and drink?

Come. Careful!

Sukhya.
- Yes, uncle.

Where are you going with all that
stuff early in the morning?

The whole village is working.

The chief's grandson
has come from 2018.

We are helping him,
he has to return.

We are gathering stuff for them,
they'll make some bridge.

Let's go now, hurry.

I have heard of people
returning from Islamabad.

But now, people are coming back
from year 2018.

This is unbelievable.

Lamba, please turn the other side
and sleep.

Why? - During day, your stars trouble
me, and at night, your snoring.

Listen.
- What are you doing?

You'll break my hand.
- What's your problem?

Why are you always after me?

You don't let me eat in peace,
shit in peace or sleep in peace.

Can't you two stop fighting?
- He doesn't back down.

Lamba, you are the smartest of all!

Can you go to sleep now?

Rano, go and give milk to Nav
or he won't be able to sleep.

There's lots to do tomorrow.
It's going to be fun!

The girl will come to give him milk.
- Lamba, go to sleep.

Is the girl coming or sleep?

All right, the fairy is coming,
I'll cover my face. - Go to sleep!

Pull the sheet over your head
and sleep.

I have brought milk for you.

Milk? Why did you bother?

Thank you.

What?
- I said thank you.

Shall I ask you something?

Ask.

Have you really come from 2018?

yes.

How are the men there?

Men? The men are just like me.

But the girls are not
as beautiful as you.

Really?
- Yes.

Oh, my!

Listen to me!

What happened to my farts?

The gas is not getting released.

It's not gas, you are hungry.

Lamba, what are you doing?

Prince, you don't bother,
you just have your milk.

You are not going to sleep anyway.

I cannot sleep.
Give me the milk instead.

The gas is not getting released.

Give the glass to me.

Take! Drink! - Sukhi feels jealous
seeing me eat and drink.

Lamba, I plead with you,

Sleep facing me.

I can tolerate your snoring,

but I won't be able to tolerate
the gas you release.

Good night.

Lamba, bananas.
- Where?

Damn you!

It's ready!

Move back.

Okay grandpa, we are leaving now.

Son, if this was avoidable,
I would never let you go.

Right, wife?

Bye, grandma.

Your arrival turned the village
into such a happy place.

Where will I bring all those
joys from now?

Who will call me grandma?

I met you,
that means a lot to me.

Take this, madam.

Bye, aunt.

Take care. Bye.

You took such good care of him.

We will miss you.

I'm leaving.

When your son turns eight,

he will make a mistake.
But don't reprimand him.

Okay?

Bye.

Carry this food.

It's a long journey,
you will feel hungry.

It's not long, grandma.
We will be in 2018 in minutes.

But I will always miss your food.

Lamba, there were so many other
things in the village.

But you will only miss food.

I realised the value of relationships
only after coming here.

I have yearned for love all my life.

We'll leave.

Bye, grandma.
- Bye, son.

Come on, let's go, hurry.

Everyone move back. Move back.

Step back.

Start it. Come closer.

I'm setting the frequency.
Just give me a second. 2018.

Okay. Come.

Come on!

Hello!
- What happened?

Chief, I told you these guys are fake.

Even their machine is fake.
It's proved now.

You see this, villagers?
They are fake!

Saw their drama?
- Shut up!

What is the problem? - There is
no problem, everything is working.

The frequency is set,
the antenna is pointed up.

But it's not working.

I remember now.
- What?

I remember!
- What?

There was one more thing.
I remember that now.

What? - There was a chemical
that fell on the radio.

I remember!

Yes, the chemical fell here.

Which chemical was it, Lamba?
Tell us quickly. - I remember!

A chemical fell on the radio.
- Yes, but which chemical?

My stomach is growling again.

Your stomach is growling, your face is
twitching, your heart is burning,

but what was that chemical?

I had an upset stomach then.

Yes, all that is fine, but which
chemical? - I remember!

Hats off to me! I remember!

What chemical?

This happened when my heart
was pacing. - Sukhi, I'll thrash him.

Which chemical?
- Think hard!

Try and recollect.
- Lamba, I'll hit a bottle on your head!

At least try to remember.

I cannot remember which chemical.

Speaking so much,
he has spat anthrax on our faces

but he cannot remember the chemical.

Try and recollect
or we'll be stuck here.

Chemical.
- Try and recollect which chemical.

Hold on!

Alpha. Alpha to Bravo.

Alpha to Bravo.
- Shh! Keep quiet.

The military will enter from Hazara
village and attack India.

God willing, we will have breakfast
tomorrow in Jodhpur.

What is this?

Grandpa, how far is the border
from here?

It's very close.

This is a call from across the border.

I can guarantee
the frequency has been hacked.

The Pakistan border?
- Yes, Pakistan border.

They are going to attack your village.
- Attack?

Yes. Grandma, the machine does not lie.
Villagers, the machine doesn't lie.

Son, if we believe what
the machine is saying,

then some movement is sure to have
happened across the border.

Chief, the border is not 100
miles away, it is very close.

We will know immediately whether
Pakistan is lying or them.

Let us go to the border.
- Yes, let's go.

Everything will be crystal clear soon.

Everyone come.

Chief, are they enemy soldiers
or our soldiers?

Jogiya, you claim to know everything.

Don't you know the Indian flag
and the Pakistani flag?

The way we are secretly looking at them,
if even they are looking at us,

then we will all be dead soon.

They seem to be fully prepared.

Keep quiet and just observe.

Let's go now.
- Let us see.

You saw them,
what more do you want to see?

Are you satisfied?

Damn you, Lamba!

Will they march forward?
- I said they will.

My machine does not lie.

Chief, they will destroy
our village Hazara.

We must immediately inform Delhi.

But Delhi is very far away.

It takes two days to reach there.

Is there no army or BSF picket
where we can go and inform?

There is a post here,
we will go and inform them.

Son, you come with me.

All of you go back to the village.
- Sukhi, go.

I'll go.
- Explain everything to them.

Is it close by?
- Yes, very close.

We set the signal
and listen in for hours.

We hear Noorjahan's songs.

Our radio does not catch
anybody else's signal.

But your radio caught their signal?

Officer, believe us.

If you don't believe us,
come and see for yourself.

They are fully prepared.

Son, he is an old man.

You look educated,
where is your brain?

If you think the villagers are crazy,

then you will think I am bonkers
after you hear my story.

So just know that
I have seen the world.

I know everything that is going
to happen in the future.

For information, let me tell you we are
going to go to war with China.

We are going to go to war with
Pakistan in 1965 and then in 1971

which we will win.

Then Bangladesh will become independent
and the hero of that war will be

Brigadier Kuldeepsingh, Chandpuri.

A movie titled Border is going to be
made on it

and Sunny Deol will play his role.

Sunny is Dharmendra's son.
You don't even know Dharmendra,

how will you know everything else?

Hold on, catch your breath.

Which city have you come from?

Not a city, I've come from 2018.

Have you heard of it?
It's a very good place.

We have a soldier here.

He's not got leave since
the last two years.

He's become wild.

We won't shoot him.

We will lynch him.

Go away!
- Captain, try to understand.

Go mind your business
and let us mind ours.

Guard, throw them out.

What pests!

Captain, listen to me.
- Let it be.

Strange. He didn't take me seriously.

Villagers, hear this carefully.

Pakistan will attack us.

We went and spoke to the army.

They did not believe us.

So I request all of you
to please leave the village.

Because my machine never lies.

Damn you!

Machine does not lie indeed!

How can we leave the village?
We put efforts to make our homes here.

We will not leave the village.

Okay, so let us all leave the village.

Joga Singh can continue to live here.

No, I didn't say that. Even I am
saying why out the village at risk?

Even I will come with you all.

I think he is right.

But how will we fight
such a big army?

There is a solution to that too.

Surgical strike.

Surgical strike, like the one Mr. Modi
ordered in 2016.

Who is Mr. Modi?

he is there, but he is young now.

But we don't know what a surgical
strike is.

Surgical strike is also called
guerilla attack.

It means, to enter their territory
and attack them.

Brothers, if this is about our village
security, I am with you!

Even we women are with you, right?
- Yes, we are!

But what do we have to do?

I'll tell you.

I know what is to be done.

Dig.

Bend low.

Come out.

Come. Good. You come.

Bend low.

This is too much.

Why didn't you tell us
you had a cutter?

I never stop those
who want to work hard.

Sukhi, the Pakistani rangers.

There they are.
- Shall I go?

Just shut up.
- No, let me go, I'm a dangerous man.

He'll get us into trouble.
- They won't know

whether I'm human or an animal.

Lamba, you never listen.
What are you doing!

Stop him. Where is he going?

A buffalo!
- Where?

We'll get to drink milk today.
Come.

Why are you coming back?
You will get us all killed.

One down!

Let's go, Sukhi.

Yes, let's go.
- Not you.

I'm not coming?
- You can get shot there.

I'm not afraid of bullets.
- Shh!

Go home.
- Let him come.

Listen.
- I am a dangerous man.

Lamba, stay out,
or we all will be in trouble.

You have the mobile?
- Yes.

When I signal, fire.

And tie the guy up.
Understood?

Will you do it?
- Take care.

What care can I take?
They will take care, but I want to come.

Sukhi, the basket.
Give it to Lamba.

Take care of him.
- I want to come along!

I want to go.

I want to come.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Hey, where are you going?

This way.

Greetings.

What are you doing here?
And what is this?

This is cowdung.
You can smell it and see.

Put it down.

The officer told us to keep it all
around to drive away mosquitoes.

Look.

I cannot see anything. Where?
- Over there, look.

Where? Are you seeing a ghost?

Let me go, I can see the man.

We can't let you go.

If anyone tries to stop me,
I will scream.

Then all of you will be in trouble.

Go. Go, go.

Two down!

You are fooling me?
- No.

What is your name?
- Irfan Pathan.

And yours?
- If he's Irfan then I'm Yusuf Pathan.

Hands up!

How can we raise our hands, we have
cowdung in our hands. - Put it down.

Raise your hands! Khan! Javed!
- Let them die.

Hey!
- Sir!

Fools!
- Sir.

I knew you will not be able to
do the job without me.

What drama is going on?

Brazen man!

Shut up!

Bloody idiot!

Don't talk!

Keep these cowdung cakes in every tent.
- Yes, sir.

Right now.
- Khan, Junaid, pick these up.

What will you do?
Have you come for a wedding here?

Give him your gun.
- Give me your gun and all your weapons.

Give it to me.
- Hurry up!

Hurry up.
- Take it away.

Keep a cake in every tent.
Idiots!

How did you come here, Lamba?
- Fools!

You will get us into trouble.

I will roast all of them.

Check there. The enemy comes from there.
- Brazen man! Come here!

Check over there.
- You come here!

What kind of uniform are you wearing?

Rascal!
Why haven't you fixed your buttons?

Sir.
- I will court martial all of you!

But sir--
- What attitude is this?

Calm down, sir.
- Bloody rascals!

You need to pee.

Do you know how urgently
you have to go?

Yes, real urgent.
- Hey, nab these men!

Catch these men, they are Indian.
Catch them!

Catch these men, they are Indian.

Catch them!

He brought me here.
I did not come on my own.

We have come from there.

Catch them!

Drop your weapons! Come here!

Hey, they have been caught.

Yes, they've been caught.

They put you in command.
- Yes. The prayer!

Kill them!

Play it.

I'll play gunshots now.

You cannot escape now.
Pray to your God.

Sir, Wahe Guru. Ram Ram, Allah!

How cool!

What is this?
- I think it's a rocket launcher.

Go.

How did this happen?

It's magic!

Hail the lord!

Blast it!

I remember!
- Remember what?

I remember the
forgotten that formula.

Chemical? You remember the chemical?
- Yes.

Let's go!

Pour it quickly.

Hurry up!

Hurry up! There's lightening too.

Hurry up, we don't have that
much diesel. - Don't worry.

I am wearing this mask today
so everything will go right.

This time we will be able to go.

Lamba, stop. Enough.
- We will reach faster.

Step back. Hold hands.

It's working!

Where did they go?
- They actually disappeared!

Where is Lamba?

There he is.

Lamba, what happened?

Which hell are we in this time?

Maybe it is hell,
but it is even better than heaven.

I think it is heaven.

In hell, they say you find
pots of boiling oil.

But it is very cold here.
- Confirm with some wise man

whether we are dead or alive.

Among you all, I am the wisest.

But even I don't know where we are.

Don't know what place this is.

But there are only clouds all around.
- I'll find a way.

I'll find it!
- But where is the door?

Be careful, Lamba, don't die again.

Lamba, what are you doing?

Hey, what is this?

What is this?

This is your Chandigarh?

The symbol of Chandigarh is here,

but the city has changed completely.

Oh, my God! Look down.

Why are you so surprised
seeing your own city?

Not just surprised,
we are confused too.

It is our city.

But even we have come here
the first time.

Nav, I think we have come
years ahead of 2018.

I don't know,
but we are in trouble again!

make another machine now.