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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ go together like
a horse and carriage ♪
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♪ this I tell ya, brother ♪
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♪ you can't have one ♪
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♪ without the other ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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♪ it's an institute
you can't disparage ♪
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♪ ask the local gentry ♪
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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪
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♪ try, try, try
to separate them ♪
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♪ it's an illusion ♪
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♪ try, try, try ♪
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♪ and you will only come
to this conclusion ♪
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♪ love and marriage ♪
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Narrator: Last weekon married with children...
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I saw one of those
in college once.
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I used to jog
behind her for hours.
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I ran a marathon once
and didn't even know it.
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The girlscaught the guys ogling,
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And figuredwhat's good for the gander
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Is good for the goose.
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Peggy! This is
a strip joint!
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Oh, really?
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Gee, I didn't know.
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You know, I've passed
by dozens of times,
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But I've never
actually been in.
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Oh, hi, mrs. Bundy.
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At first, marcie didn'tthink she'd like it, but...
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It's always
the quiet ones.
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Peggy, I've lost
my wedding ring
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Down zorro's pants!
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And now
married with children
continues...
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All right, ladies,
let's hear it!
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That was zorro!
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He's got my ring.
What are going to do?
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Uh... Treasure hunt!
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Hold it right there, ladies.
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Listen, we've got
to get backstage.
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We've got to get something
out of zorro's pants.
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That old story again,
mrs. Bundy.
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But this is
an emergency.
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Yeah, right.
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Look, lady,
we used to let women backstage
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Until the big riot.
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Now nobody's
allowed back there.
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We call it
"the bundy rule."
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It's my wedding ring.
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I want it back,
or I'll see you in court.
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I don't think so.
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You see,
"troy's is not responsible
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For valuables lost
in any part of a dancer."
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Once again,
"the bundy rule."
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What are we
going to do?
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I know! I'll write
zorro a note.
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That's it!
He'll read it,
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He'll find my ring,
bring it over tomorrow,
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Steve will answer
the door, kill me...
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No, that won't work.
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I'll write a note,
but I'll give him
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Your phone number
and address--
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That is,
if you don't mind.
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Sure, I don't mind,
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As long as he comes over
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Before what's-his-name
gets home from work.
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Ooh!
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Oh, thanks, peggy.
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You really are
the very best friend I've got.
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Women: Share! Share!
Share! Share!
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Al...
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Wake up, honey.
It's... That time.
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Al...
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Aah!
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Oh, good. You're up.
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Are you in
the mood, honey?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
But first...
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Peggy: Yee-haw!
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♪ I've got spurs ♪
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♪ that jingle jangle jingle ♪
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Mom, was there a little
earthquake here last night?
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Because the walls were shaking
and I heard dad screaming.
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Well, he scares easily.
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I slept through it.
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Must have been
a short one.
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Several short ones.
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Are you ready
for grandma's, kids?
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You got
your room deodorizers?
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Yes, mom.
Yes, mom.
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Toilet seat covers?
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Yes, mom.
Yes, mom.
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Flea and tick spray?
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Yes, mom.
Yes, mom.
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Well, then you're ready.
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[horn honks]
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Oh, there's your taxi.
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Please, mom.
Don't do this!
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Bud, honey,
be strong.
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I'll see you in a couple
of days.
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We love you, mom.
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But not today.
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Oh, and kids, remember!
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When you say hello,
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Grandpa is the one
with the hair.
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Any sign of zorro?
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No, but I think I slept with
speedy gonzalez last night.
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Steve is going to go crazy.
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My wedding ring's
gone forever.
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Oh, marcie, calm down.
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Men don't notice
things like that.
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Not steven.
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He notices everything.
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Do you know what we do
in bed sometimes?
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Yeah, bud tells us.
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Oh.
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Well, anyway,
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Steve and I lie in bed,
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Put our ring fingers
together.
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We stare at
our wedding bands,
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Then kiss.
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So bud made that up
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About little bo peep
and the cop?
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Yes, he did.
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Oh, what's the difference?
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Steve will never
pull me over again!
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How can I tell him
I lost my wedding ring?
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It's an irreplaceable symbol
of our love everlasting.
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Buy a cheap copy.
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Yeah!
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♪ I am womanwife and mother ♪
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♪ I earn moneylike no other ♪
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♪ I give him back rubsdo his laundry ♪
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♪ and have dinner on the tablewhen he's hungry ♪
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Impossible dream pantyhose...
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For the self-deluded.
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[doorbell chimes]
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How you doing?
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I'm sorry, kelly's
at her grandmother's.
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Actually, I'm looking
for marcie rhoades.
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She live here?
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Practically.
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Who wants to know?
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I'm raul.
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You know, zorro.
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Yeah, I'm al.
You know, suspicious.
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Al? Al bundy?
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You're married
to big red,
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The rich woman
with the sharp nails?
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Who are you?
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I'm an exotic dancer
at troy's.
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Gee, that's great.
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Listen, I'd invite you in,
but instead,
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I'll just kick
the crap out of you.
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Oh, then perhaps
I'll just deliver
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My message and run.
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Your wife's friend,
mrs. Rhoades,
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The one we call
"the tentacle,"
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She lost her wedding
ring down my pants
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During the show last night,
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And I'm just
dropping it off to her.
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Come in.
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Raul, is it?
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Well, actually,
it's wilbur.
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But I think I'm
too good-looking
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To be a wilbur.
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Yeah, you betcha.
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Listen, exactly
what was marcie doing
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When she lost
her ring down your, uh...
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Underpants, was it?
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Yeah. She was tipping me.
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Could you see to it
that she gets this ring?
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As much as you believe
you're too good-looking
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To be a wilbur,
believe she'll get it.
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Thanks, mr. Bundy.
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Thank you, raul.
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Oh, by the way, if my wife
should happen to lose
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Anything down your pants,
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So will you.
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Hasta luego,
mr. Bundy.
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Right back at you.
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"to our everlasting love.
Steven."
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[doorbell chimes]
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Gee, I hope that's steve.
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Hi, steve.
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Hi, al. Who's the guy
in the black porsche?
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Santa claus.
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Come on in.
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So steve,
how's marcie doing?
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Is she still mad
at you, buddy?
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Oh, I don't know.
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She said she forgave me,
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But I could tell
she was still tense.
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She just sat there
with her hands in her pockets,
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Staring at the floor.
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I feel like dirt, al.
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We'll get back to that later.
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But first, let me tell you
something about women.
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Uh-oh.
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See, women love us
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To look at them
like slabs of beef.
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You think they wear
those tight-fitting clothes
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Just so some other
broad can say,
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"gee, your hips
look succulent"?
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I mean, some do,
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But they become
gym teachers,
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And I'm talking
about women.
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I mean, let's
face it, steve,
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Until they get married,
they care how they look.
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But what else do they have?
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Brains? Wit? Ech.
Forget it.
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The good-looking ones
know we're looking.
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They love us
to be looking,
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And god bless them,
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They're carrying
the rest of their sex.
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Al, I'm an educated man.
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Don't you think
I know all that?
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It's just that
I feel so guilty.
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Every time I look
at marcie's face,
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All I can see
is that girl's hiney.
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It's wrong, al.
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I feel unworthy
of someone like marcie.
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Yeah. She is
a special person.
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By the way,
here's her wedding ring
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That she lost down
some guy's jock
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At a strip club
last night.
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Anyway, how do you like
those bears this year?
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Oh, wait a second, al.
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What's this about
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Marcie losing
her wedding ring?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, here.
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Yeah, I got it
from the guy
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Whose underpants
they were wedged in,
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But I wouldn't worry
about it, steve.
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He's just some stripper
named zorro,
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And I'm sure
it was nothing--
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You know, no affair
that was important
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Or anything like that.
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In fact,
knowing marcie as I do,
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She probably lost it
with dignity
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Because as we all know,
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We're dirt
and she's evolved.
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I can't believe it.
My wife's wedding ring.
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Steve, if I thought
you were going to be upset,
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I never would've told you.
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What I'm giving you
there is a present.
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See, that's more
than a wedding ring.
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What you have there
is what I like to call
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A get-out-of-jail
free card.
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See, you can hold it,
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Save it,
use it for anything.
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She's got all this,
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And she goes
to a strip joint?
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Hey, you could've knocked me
over with a feather.
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But getting back
to something more important--
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How do we make her pay?
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I got it.
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The next time she holds
one of those
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Women's group meetings
over at her house,
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You stroll in, you say,
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"hey, eight women in the house
and I got dirty dishes?"
262
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:57,375
Let them get mad,
pat the ring in your pocket,
263
00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:02,380
Make the mark
of the "z."
264
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:06,049
Al, I am going
to have a stepford wife.
265
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,551
Attaboy!
266
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:10,220
Do me one favor.
267
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:13,223
When you strip away
every ounce of humanity,
268
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,726
Every shred of pride
she has,
269
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:19,229
Just when she's bending down
to kiss your feet,
270
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,732
Tell her
you got the ring...
271
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,267
From al bundy.
272
00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:36,847
Hey, I've done a good thing.
273
00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:39,016
I deserve a reward.
274
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:42,953
And now, ladies,the shoe salesman!
275
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,435
[gargling]
276
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:06,036
Hi, honey.
I was just going to tuck you in.
277
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,472
Well, go ahead.
278
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:11,008
I don't feel
like it anymore.
279
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:17,014
Sit down,
sweetie puss.
280
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:19,016
Honey...
281
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:22,520
What's troy's?
282
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,021
Uh, well, uh...
283
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:27,525
You know, it's this place
where I go with the girls,
284
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:31,461
And we sit and swap recipes
and talk about the kids.
285
00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:34,331
And put dollar bills
down guys' underpants.
286
00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:36,834
Well, that too.
I'm going to turn in.
287
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,936
It's a funny thing, peg,
but the other day,
288
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,804
I went to pay
the repairman,
289
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:42,406
And when I looked
for my money--
290
00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:44,408
Darned if every cent
wasn't gone.
291
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:48,478
Oh, those kids!
292
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,681
All right, peg.
293
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:54,217
Just how much of my money
has found its way
294
00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:57,087
Into the crotches
of dancing, oily men?
295
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,089
How would I know, al?
296
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,725
I don't count it,
I just shove it in.
297
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:05,996
Well, that's that, then.
298
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,498
Oh, uh, big red...
299
00:16:08,499 --> 00:16:12,002
You know,
I've been thinking.
300
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,004
Remember
about a month ago,
301
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:20,010
One night you came back
from swapping recipes...
302
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,012
Strangely,
how could I say,
303
00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:28,018
Horny as a toad.
304
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:31,021
That day I gave you
some money
305
00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:34,024
To have the brakes
on my car fixed.
306
00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:40,030
Do I have any brakes
on my car, peg?
307
00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:41,431
No, al.
308
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,035
And remember you told me
309
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:48,038
That the kids needed money
for a school project?
310
00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:50,774
We don't really sponsor
a korean family, do we, peg?
311
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,946
No, al.
312
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,547
And kelly's
contact lenses?
313
00:16:57,548 --> 00:16:59,049
Uh...
314
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,052
So the big frost
didn't really drive up
315
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:03,553
The price of tang?
316
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:07,057
But we still do have
the bundy funeral plot?
317
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:10,060
Um...
318
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,562
Well, how about
the kids, peg?
319
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:15,565
Did they really go
to your mother's house,
320
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:18,335
Or do they belong
to arabs now?
321
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:21,571
That really hurts, al.
322
00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:24,074
I can't believe
you don't trust me.
323
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,575
Okay, peg.
324
00:17:25,576 --> 00:17:29,079
From now on, I want your
shopping receipts notarized.
325
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,083
From now on, I check eyes,
teeth, vet bills, school books.
326
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,218
Oh, and you know
our joint checking account?
327
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:37,420
I want to know
what bank it's in.
328
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,994
Well, in my defense, al,
329
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,930
These are superb men.
330
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,498
Don't push it, peg.
331
00:17:48,499 --> 00:17:50,000
Now, I'm going to bed.
332
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,503
I don't want you ever
going to troy's again.
333
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:56,707
From now on, you
and troy's are history.
334
00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:07,384
Good night, al.
335
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:14,524
Al--
336
00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:16,393
No!
337
00:18:25,536 --> 00:18:28,872
♪ da da da
da da dum ♪
338
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:32,042
♪ da da ta ta ♪
339
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:35,045
♪ dum dum dum ♪
340
00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:37,715
♪ dum dum dum ♪
341
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:42,485
♪ dum ♪
342
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:47,758
Al, your breakfast
is almost ready.
343
00:18:51,495 --> 00:18:53,597
Hey, is everybody happy?
344
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
345
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,501
Oh, god, yes!
346
00:18:58,502 --> 00:18:59,937
What a dad!
347
00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:17,387
I don't want you thinking
about troy's, either.
348
00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:22,392
Yes, dear.
349
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,369
No, marcie,
350
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,537
I don't think the floor
is clean enough.
351
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:38,041
Wash it again...
With your hair.
352
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:39,910
Marcie:
Steve, I'm home.
353
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,019
Hi.
354
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,021
Hi. Where have
you been?
355
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:52,522
Out shopping with peg.
356
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:55,525
Gee, that's
the second night in a row
357
00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:56,726
You've been out
with peggy.
358
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,862
Oh, well, I guess
you're a good example for her.
359
00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:02,532
Hmm? Oh, well,
I try to be.
360
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,168
You know, steve, I think
361
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,037
I've been too hard on you
these past two days.
362
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,538
Oh?
363
00:20:08,539 --> 00:20:10,040
Yes. I mean,
there's nothing wrong
364
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,542
With looking at
another human being
365
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,044
And appreciating
their form.
366
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:15,545
Oh?
367
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:18,548
Yes. I mean, I was wrong
to yell at you
368
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:20,550
For looking
at that girl.
369
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:22,052
So you forgive me?
370
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,553
That's big of you.
371
00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:26,023
Oh, steven...
372
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,590
You're the most
wonderful husband
373
00:20:27,591 --> 00:20:29,026
In the world.
374
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,393
I'm the one
375
00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:32,029
Who should
apologize to you.
376
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,396
There's nothing wrong
377
00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:35,032
With a little
physical attraction.
378
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,166
After all, that's
379
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,468
What first attracted
me to you.
380
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:39,870
Well, I guess I am
sort of
381
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,974
The whole
ball of wax.
382
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:48,979
I remember the first
time I saw you,
383
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:53,483
Running that marathon.
384
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,985
Your arms were tense,
385
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:56,987
Your chest was heaving.
386
00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:59,489
There were tears
in your eyes,
387
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,992
But still
you tried to catch
388
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,994
That woman in the lead.
389
00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:05,996
I love you, steve.
390
00:21:05,997 --> 00:21:07,998
Do you forgive me?
391
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:10,000
Of course I do.
392
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:12,502
Oh! Um...
This came for you.
393
00:21:12,503 --> 00:21:16,006
Somebody dropped
it off at al's.
394
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,941
What is it?
395
00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:24,014
I don't know.
396
00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:25,949
It was for you.
397
00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:38,561
Marcie:
All right!
398
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:46,403
[toilet flushes]
399
00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:51,541
So what was it?
400
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:54,511
Oh... Coupons.
401
00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:56,013
From peg.
402
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:58,015
So I tore them up in little bits
403
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,017
And flushed them
down the toilet.
404
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,518
I love you, steve.
405
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:05,923
I love you, marcie.
406
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:28,979
So you lost your ring
down zorro's pants, huh?
407
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,194
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