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[Thunder]
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Men: Oh!
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[Men shouting]
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[Seagulls crying]
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Stupendous: Ice!
[Crowd cheering]
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Tyrannis: You're a month late.
You should resupply
and get going
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if you want to make it in time
for next year's Ice Week.
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Almost forgot.
Thanks! 5 stars.
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[People chanting "Ice Week!]
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♪
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Tyrannis: All right.
Let's get more ice
over here, can we?
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Let's get those ice sculptures
higher, huh, guys?
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Gonna need that ice slide
to be way more slippery.
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And remember not to stick
your tongue to the ice.
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It will get stuck.
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And I need twice the slush
in the slushies.
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You know what they say:
No skimping during Ice Week.
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Miriam: Hey, guys, guys.
Rub it on your privates.
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Tyrannis: That's the spirit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keep 'em moving.
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Those beauties are
for the Ice Dance.
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Take 'em straight to the venue.
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Joshua: King Ty, King Ty!
Look at this!
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No more boo boo!
My boo boo is completely gone!
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I had a boo boo,
and what did I put on it?
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A poultice of dung and leaves?
No! Friggin' ice!
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Tyrannis: You know
what they say:
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No boo boos during Ice Week.
Joshua: Ha ha!
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Tyrannis: Is that
the Ice Virgin I see?
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Ice Virgin: That's an honorary
title, right?
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Because I've done everything.
Tyrannis: Oh, well,
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everyone lies during Ice Week.
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Kolax: Hey, are you gonna
take her to the Ice Week Dance?
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Ice Virgin: I said
I've done everything,
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not that I'll do anything.
[Laughs]
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Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's
very funny during Ice Week.
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[Chewing ice]
Orphan: King Ty, I'm an orphan,
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and I'm wondering,
is it true that
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everyone has a family
during Ice Week?
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Tyrannis: Did I say that?
Kolax: Hey, look!
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A reporter.
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Tyrannis: It's true. There are
no orphans at Ice Week.
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[Crowd cheering]
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Get rid of the kid. No visible
orphans during Ice Week.
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Kolax: You got it, boss.
And, hey,
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go easy on the ice chewing.
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They say it's a sign of
sexual frustration.
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Tyrannis: You're overstepping,
Kolax.
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Deliria: What are you doing?
Surely you're not
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as amazed by ice as they are.
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You lived through an ice age.
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Oh, a grotesque monster
frozen in a moment of terror,
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left to melt
on the side of the street.
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Great party, mortals.
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Shlub: I think
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this is my old friend Opie.
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Deliria: Oh. I'm....sorry?
Shlub: No, he would love
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to have been called grotesque.
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Makes me think of the old days.
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We were quite the terror
in our youth.
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And now here he is, frozen,
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and I would have to assume dead.
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Whereas I...am old.
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Well, as Opie used to say,
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you mess with the snake...
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you get the horns.
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Deliria: Can you stop doing
whatever this is?
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Sadness? I don't like it.
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Shlub: Would that I could,
but I'll do the next best thing
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and stop being sad around you.
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Deliria: Hmm.
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Hippocampus: Thanks for coming
with me all the way out here.
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The witches have the best
deals on magic metals,
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even if they're always
trying to pucker up.
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Witch: Mwah.
Stupendous: No problem.
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What Ty wants, Ty gets, right?
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Even if it's last-minute
magic metals
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to help keep the ice going
for stupid Ice Week.
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Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured
you'd want to get away, too.
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I don't mind running his
errands if it gets me
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out of that circus, right?
Ice Week. Pfft.
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Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad
we have to get back so quick.
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Didn't this chariot have
horses and wheels earlier?
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Witch: Ohh, I can help you
get your horses back,
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for a true love's kiss.
Ha ha ha! Mwah.
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Hippocampus:
Lady, be professional.
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Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign
right over there.
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Witch: No! There goes my
best shot at a first kiss.
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Tina: So, King Ty, we're doing
a little puff vase for Ice Week.
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I'm not from around here,
and I know my vase-lookers
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Want to know: what's so special
about this week?
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Tyrannis: Well...
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♪
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Well, Ice Week celebrates
the human triumph over the ice.
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It's usually really hot here.
So hot here.
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Tina: Right. OK. So, what's
your favorite part of Ice Week?
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Is it the Ice Dance?
I've been hearing a lot
about the Ice Dance.
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Tyrannis: Well, ice brings
people together.
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Tina: Clearly.
You know, they say chewing ice
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is a sign of sexual frustration.
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Do you have any thoughts
about that?
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[Tyrannis gulps]
I thought this was
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supposed to be a puff vase,
not a deep dive
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into whether
King Ty can score or not.
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Always keep things light
during Ice Week.
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Tina: Relax. I was talking about
the ice humpers.
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But I can tell you're
a tough nut to crack.
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Oh, no, Chloe.
Will you excuse me?
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Tyrannis: Please don't leave.
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What are you doing here?
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Orphan: Your goon
tried to drown me.
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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really
overshot the assignment.
Very sorry.
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Orphan: I thought there was
no drowning during Ice Week.
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Tyrannis: Listen, this might be
inappropriate to tell a child,
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but there's this reporter here,
and it turns out
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she's simply spectacular.
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It was hard enough when
it was just about
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getting good press coverage, but
now I see it's about that
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and impressing a pretty lady,
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which I'm very close
to doing, so...
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Orphan: No, you're not.
Tyrannis: if you'll just
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make yourself scarce.
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I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
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Orphan: You're not
giving her anything.
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Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.
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I just saw that my daughter
was on her third ice cone
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and I had to get her.
I wish I could have
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left her home with her dad,
but she doesn't have one.
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Orphan: My mom also went away.
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Tina: Is this your son?
Tyrannis: Well...
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Tina: I know it's
not professional to say this,
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but I think it's sexy when a man
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takes responsibility
for his kid,
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stays in the same city
as his kid, and is alive.
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♪
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Tyrannis: Well, I sure do
love this little guy.
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In fact, I think
I might just keep him.
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[Laughter]
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Tina: You really
undersold it before.
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This is such a magical place.
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And you organized
this whole thing,
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all while balancing the
responsibilities of fatherhood?
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Tyrannis: As it turns out,
men can do it all.
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Here. Try this.
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Tina: Hmm. What is it?
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Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt.
I like to call it froyo.
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Tina: I'll just call it
frozen yogurt.
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Tyrannis: I wish you could
hear how uncool you sound.
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Tina: Do you like it, Chloe?
Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.
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Tina: Well, you passed
a crucial test.
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Chloe's chased away
some real contenders.
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Tyrannis: This is
a great treat for kids.
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I take little Ty here
all the time.
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Some say I spoil him.
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Orphan: Yes. That's why
I wear such raggedy clothes.
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My father wants to
keep me humble,
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but he's going to buy me
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a fancy outfit
for the Ice Dance.
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Tyrannis: Hey,
why don't the two of you see
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who can stand under
the biggest icicle?
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[Kids laughing]
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Tina: I have to say, I've never
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seen an unmarried king.
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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity.
Tina: Seriously.
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I mean, it kinda doesn't
matter with kings, right?
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Like, it doesn't have to
do anything with
personality or looks.
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They have money and food.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.
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Tina: There's a king in Crimea
who weighs 400 pounds
only in the trunk.
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Jaw can't open, nose is
on the side of his head,
and he's wifed up.
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Tyrannis: Well, I guess
I'm just picky.
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Tina: No, I mean,
the economics alone.
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Who wouldn't have shoved their
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daughter in your face by now?
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Tyrannis: It is a mystery.
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Can we move on?
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Deliria: There you are.
I don't like knowing
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you're so down in the dumps.
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Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.
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Deliria: I didn't say
I'm worried.
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I said I don't like knowing it.
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But I have
a little surprise that I think
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might turn things around.
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I've been working on it
this whole time.
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Quite a production, in fact.
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A lot more work than I expected
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but I believe it'll be worth it.
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What was that catchphrase
you said
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your old monster friend
used to have?
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Shlub: You mess with
the snake...
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Opie: ...you get the horns!
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Shlub: Opie! You're alive!
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Opie: Yeah!
Your wife here brought me back.
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Speaking of which, wife?
Come on.
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[Shlub laughs]
Opie: Really? You got married?
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How long was I dead for?
Till the Minotaur laid eggs?
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[Laughter]
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Deliria: I don't get it,
so, I'll leave you to it.
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[Both grunting, laughing]
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Stupendous:
Maybe it was stupid to go to
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the witch's hut before Ice Week.
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Hippocampus: Who could have
predicted that the horses
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would steal our wheels
and ride off?
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Stupendous: Why do you think
that's what happened?
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Hippocampus:
I've done experiments.
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Horses are obsessed with wheels.
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Stupendous: Look! Another sign.
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Looks like it's that way
to the horse vendor.
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I might go for a palomino today.
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Hippocampus: Although, Stupe,
hear me out.
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If we go to the river
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and get swept downstream,
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we'll end up at
the Inventors' Guild.
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We can borrow a vessel
and make up a ton of time.
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Stupendous: A "vessel"?
But the horses are right there.
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Why are we making this
more complicated?
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Hippocampus: Trust me.
I've done the calculations.
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What's the big rush?
Did you buy yourself
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a new snowflake gown for
the Ice Dance or something?
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Ha ha!
Stupendous: Ridiculous.
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That would be so
out of character. Like,
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"Look at me, looking good,
trying new things,
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having a good time
with the ice!"
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Hippocampus: Snowflake gown.
[Laughs]
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Crack myself up.
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Tina: You know, I never do this.
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Female vase painter
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getting involved
with her subject.
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It's such a cliche.
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Tyrannis: Well, have any
of your former subjects
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given you a floor of ice
to slip on?
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[People screaming]
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And what about this?
You ever seen
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one of these bad boys before?
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Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.
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Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna
need it if you're
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gonna go to the Ice Dance.
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It's cold in there.
You need layers.
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Tina: Oh, am I going
to the Ice Dance
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in a personal or
professional capacity?
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Tyrannis: Can't you do both?
As my date in one role
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and a journalist covering me
in the other?
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Tina: I guess so. I'll just
have to disclose it on the vase.
243
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Chloe: She says she never
does this,
244
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but you should see her vases.
245
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They're covered in disclosures.
246
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[People screaming]
247
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Shlub: Oh, Opie, it is
good to see you.
248
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I haven't felt
this young since...
249
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Opie: You were young.
[Laughter]
250
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What the hell is this?
Shlub: Monster Hall of Fame.
251
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Opie: Is that Sean?
Shlub: Yes.
252
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That bastard gave a good fight.
253
00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,525
We lost him a thousand or so
years after you.
254
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Opie: Glad to see the thrill
and terror of wanton destruction
255
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hasn't died down at all.
256
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Choose death, am I right?
257
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Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.
258
00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:12,243
Opie: So, it's all these
humans now, huh?
259
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They look like little gods.
Shlub: Oh, they're all right.
260
00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,120
Opie: And you said that
there's no Titans anymore.
261
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,692
Shlub: Oh, Opie,
so much has changed.
262
00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,529
Opie: Yeah, but
rampaging and pillaging
263
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and wild, random violence
against humans hasn't changed.
264
00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,541
What? It has?
265
00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:29,144
Come on.
Not too much, I hope.
266
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:32,651
All those years in ice, they got
me really craving blood.
267
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:36,091
Shlub: Really? I thought they
might have chilled you out.
268
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[Laughs]
269
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Opie: Shush! Shush, shush.
Man: So, I was like, buddy,
270
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I don't know what a will is,
271
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but I definitely don't need one.
272
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Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!
273
00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,580
Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, Opie!
274
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Man: Don't look him in the eye.
Aah!
275
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Shlub: Opie, we don't really--
Opie: What is going on here?
276
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Is it not about the death
anymore for you or something?
277
00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,304
Hooah! Here. I see a cowering
shoe salesman. Go get him.
278
00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:01,509
Salesman: Anything for the sale.
Anything for the sale.
279
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You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!
280
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I don't even have feet.
Hahahaha!
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00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:13,199
Ah! You really have
changed, bro.
282
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,606
Hippocampus:
The part of the journey
with the most variability
283
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was the being swept downstream.
And whether anyone would
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answer the door
at the Inventors' Guild.
285
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We should focus on
those triumphs.
286
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Stupendous: Why would you
choose to rely on
287
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a solar-powered vessel
288
00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,160
this late in the afternoon?
289
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,764
I never would have agreed
if I knew
290
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this is what I was
signing up for.
291
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,772
Hippocampus: These things
usually go much faster.
292
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Why are you so upset?
Stupendous: No reason.
293
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I just thought we'd
get back to Ice Week
294
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in time for the Ice Week Dance.
295
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,021
Hippocampus:
Because of the metals?
Ty will get over it.
296
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Stupendous: So you really
hate Ice Week, huh?
297
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,263
Hippocampus: No,
I mean, I don't hate it.
298
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I just don't like
being stuck out there
299
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with the crowds and people.
300
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,507
Everyone's shoving and noisy
301
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,312
and their hands are cold. Why?
302
00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:55,851
Hey. Don't stress.
303
00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:57,353
It'll still be
Ice Week tomorrow.
304
00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,491
Stupendous: Will it be, though?
Nobody knows
305
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,328
how long an Ice Week is.
306
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,069
Deliria: Now what's wrong
with you?
307
00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,204
Have you not been having fun
308
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,276
with your snake creature friend?
309
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,413
Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke,
a sellout.
310
00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,985
Seeing myself through his eyes,
I feel older
311
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even than I did before.
312
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,658
Deliria: The nerve of you!
313
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I tried to make you happy,
314
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,897
something I've never
done for any man,
315
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,634
and now I've done it,
you're sadder.
316
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,172
A thank you would be nice.
Shlub: Well, first of all,
317
00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,143
I don't need you
solving my problems.
318
00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,247
[Deliria gasps]
I beg your pardon?
319
00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,418
Shlub: Second of all,
he's right about everything.
320
00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:33,727
I've become a mascot to humans
and a goddess' pet.
321
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,263
I'm sorry I came home.
322
00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,702
I'm going back out to party
with my friend.
323
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,071
Like the monsters we are!
324
00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,439
Deliria: You're welcome.
325
00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,246
It really is true what they say.
326
00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,051
Resurrection is never
worth the trouble.
327
00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,888
Tina: Chloe and I
should get going.
328
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,190
Tyrannis: You've got
a lot of layers
329
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to put on
for the dance tomorrow.
330
00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:52,264
Kolax:
Boss. I've been looking for you.
331
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,434
Two things.
First, some ancient monster
332
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,606
was rampaging
the town square earlier.
333
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,409
Did a lot of gratuitous murder.
334
00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:01,382
Tina: Monsters rampaging at
Ice Week? That's a huge scoop.
335
00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,987
Tyrannis: I assure you, there's
no rampaging at Ice Week.
336
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,024
Kolax: And second--
oh, there he is.
337
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:09,097
I'm sorry, Ty.
I thought I drowned him.
338
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,101
He musta held his breath
or something.
339
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,470
Tyrannis: That's enough, Kolax.
Tina: Ty,
340
00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:13,941
what's he talking about?
341
00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:16,044
Tyrannis: Nothing.
It's--it's fine now.
342
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:18,950
Everything is fine.
Kolax: My boss King Ty
343
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,787
told me to kill this orphan.
344
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,324
Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.
345
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,094
Kolax: Yeah, you--you said
to kill him.
346
00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,231
Tyrannis: Not the case!
Kolax: And I did.
347
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,104
I am not a liar.
The kid held his breath.
348
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,843
If anything, he's the liar
for pretending to be dead.
349
00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,080
Tyrannis: I did not say
kill the orphan.
350
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,917
I said get rid of the orphan,
351
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,857
which is not
the winning argument
352
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,761
I think I thought it was.
353
00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,163
Tina: I have a vase to paint.
354
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,902
Tyrannis: Great.
Why not just tell her
355
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,338
I'm sexually frustrated, too?
356
00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:48,610
Orphan: She definitely
already knows.
357
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,356
Shlub: Oh, that's the sad
kind of drinking.
358
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:58,530
Hate to see it.
So, what happened?
359
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,168
Tyrannis: I blew it with
this girl. Why are you sad?
360
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,139
Shlub: I have a little
monster incident to deal with.
361
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,243
Tyrannis: The one who did
all the murdering last night?
362
00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:08,650
Shlub: I know, I know, and there
are no rampages during Ice Week.
363
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:11,355
I'll take care of it.
So, tell me about this girl.
364
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,927
I can see you're
sexually frustrated.
365
00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,430
Tyrannis: But I'm not even
chewing ice right now.
366
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:16,933
Shlub: What does ice
have to do with it?
367
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,036
Tyrannis: I don't know.
I don't
368
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,304
understand the connection.
369
00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,841
I just want what
you and Mom have.
370
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,210
Shlub: Just be honest with her,
371
00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,547
and I'll be honest with you.
372
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,686
You'll never have
what your mom and I have
373
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,892
because we're very, very hot.
374
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:31,162
Stupendous: Maybe you're right.
375
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,633
All that
bullcrap about Ice Week.
376
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,103
It's all bullcrap.
377
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,806
Hippocampus:
I didn't say that exactly.
378
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,180
Hey, you seem pretty hung up
about the dance all of a sudden.
379
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:42,317
Stupendous: Well, you know
about the snowflake gown.
380
00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:43,954
Hippocampus: I was just
making that up.
381
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,156
Stupendous:
Well, the gown is real,
382
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,860
and it's exquisite.
383
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,495
It really hugs my curves.
384
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,068
Hippocampus: OK, so,
you don't hate Ice Week.
385
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,538
Why didn't you just tell me?
386
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,241
You didn't want me
to think you're a loser?
387
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,345
Stupendous: Since when
do I care what you think?
388
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,151
Being a ruthless killing machine
can get a little lonely.
389
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,221
Not a ton of people
want to hang out.
390
00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,727
Hippocampus: I never would have
purposely sabotaged Ice Week
391
00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,063
if I knew how you felt.
392
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,231
Stupendous: Well, it turns out
Ice Week
393
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,868
really is stupid after all.
394
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,471
-What do you mean?
-You know what they say:
395
00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,208
When you tell the truth
during Ice Week,
396
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,545
you get your ice wish.
397
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,647
Well, I wish we'd be there
398
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,816
in time for the Ice Dance,
399
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,385
and that's not gonna happen.
400
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,322
Hippocampus: Hold on.
I think I have an idea.
401
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,261
This might not work.
And if it doesn't,
402
00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:24,702
we're both gonna look like
idiots. And probably drown.
403
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,240
Stupendous: Well, those two
things cancel each other out!
404
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,509
Hippocampus: Do they?
[Ice cracking]
405
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:31,081
Hippocampus: Let's go!
406
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,320
[Panting]
407
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,662
Shlub: There you are.
Deliria: Having fun at last?
408
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,601
Shlub: No, I was having fun
before all this.
409
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,740
If I had only remembered
when I first saw that ice
410
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,476
that "You can only be so old
411
00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:47,848
when you're smashing
solid gold."
412
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,184
Deliria: That is what they say.
413
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,319
Shlub: I'm sorry for ever
414
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,156
questioning how lucky I am.
415
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,027
Deliria: Well, it was
insane of me to find fault
416
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,296
in you being unhappy.
417
00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,133
You're allowed to be unhappy
418
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,404
as long as you keep
giving me that slappy.
419
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,342
Shlub: Another classic
expression.
420
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,279
[People gasp, scream]
Opie: Shlub!
421
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,116
There's a whole lotta
humans gathering.
422
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,719
You want to see if anyone
can put up a real fight?
423
00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,091
Shlub: You know what, Opie?
I know the perfect place
424
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,461
for some good, old-fashioned
carnage. Come with me.
425
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,504
Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad
you had a change of heart.
426
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:18,743
Who are we gonna kill? Oh,
maybe we take on the gods again.
427
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:20,379
Oh! Your wife?
428
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,283
Shlub: The woman I treasure
more than life itself?
429
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,387
Quite the escalation.
Opie: I know, right?
430
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,926
What better way to choose death
than murdering someone you love?
431
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,763
Shlub: I know what you mean,
old pal.
432
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,767
Let me just pick something up.
433
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,047
Opie: Wow. Respect, man.
That's hardcore.
434
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,585
[Coughing] You think
I made the wall?
435
00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,224
Shlub: Yes, buddy.
I think you did.
436
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:44,729
Opie: Uhh!
[Thud]
437
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,832
♪
[Indistinct chatter]
438
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,344
Tyrannis: Ugh, what now?
Orphan: Listen, man,
439
00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,214
I have to tell you something.
Tyrannis: OK.
440
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,084
Orphan: I'm not an orphan.
I'm actually
441
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,454
an apprentice butcher.
442
00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,558
I'm 23 years old.
I was playing you.
443
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,696
-But why?
-Let's not get judgy.
444
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:05,369
I just wanted 3 squares a day,
just like you wanted Tina.
445
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,206
By the way, she's also
a soulless monster
446
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,543
who uses children as props.
447
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,947
Maybe you two are
made for each other.
448
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,416
Tyrannis: Made for each other?
449
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,487
♪
450
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,566
Hey. I'm surprised you came.
451
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,234
Tina: Why? I have to finish
my story.
452
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,805
Tyrannis: I owe you
an explanation.
453
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,374
I owe you the truth.
454
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,178
Tina: Is it that
you pretended that an orphan
455
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,514
you had recently tried
to get murdered
456
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,217
was your son
in order to win my trust?
457
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,386
Tyrannis: That's one truth.
458
00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,123
But much like at this dance,
459
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,660
there are layers.
460
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,031
OK, so, the truth is,
I am sexually frustrated
461
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,568
and I was keeping it a secret
from everyone.
462
00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,170
Tina: No, you weren't.
Everyone knew.
463
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,807
Tyrannis: Right. OK.
How about this?
464
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,043
My fake orphan son
465
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,178
isn't an orphan at all.
466
00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:44,782
He's a weirdly young-looking
467
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,186
adult con man.
And a butcher's assistant.
468
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,623
I don't know why
he has that job.
469
00:18:48,656 --> 00:18:50,326
You'd think he could make
a decent living
470
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,662
just as a con man.
471
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,200
Maybe he likes meat?
Or hates animals?
472
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,038
At any rate, he was playing me,
473
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,908
just like I was playing you.
474
00:18:57,942 --> 00:19:01,314
And perhaps you were playing...
475
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,520
No? Nothing you wanted to share?
476
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,626
You know if you tell the truth
during Ice Week,
477
00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,894
you get an ice wish.
478
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:13,239
Tina: Well, while we're spewing
truths, Chloe's not my daughter.
479
00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,875
She's just a kid I found
when I was drunk.
480
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,613
And then I kept her around
because she was useful
481
00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:18,717
in getting my subjects
to lower their guards.
482
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,754
But I gotta tell you,
she's getting on my nerves.
483
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,524
You think you can
get your goon to drown her?
484
00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,261
[Gasp] Never mind.
Don't ask him.
485
00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,297
That can be my ice wish.
486
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:33,311
Tyrannis: I think I'm in love.
Stupendous: We made it!
487
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:35,016
Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!
488
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,387
Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!
489
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,958
Oh, my gosh,
this ice is like water.
490
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,737
People: Wow! Ooh!
491
00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,440
♪
492
00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,645
Stupendous: Ohh!
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!
493
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:54,120
Yeah. Come on.
[Stupendous and Hippocampus
laugh]
494
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,456
Hippocampus: Whoo!
Deliria: It's what
495
00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,726
he would have wanted.
496
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,828
Shlub: Absolutely.
497
00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,531
Just look at that smile.
498
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,772
Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's
the thing about Ice Week.
499
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,141
It's just like life.
500
00:20:04,174 --> 00:20:07,080
Everyone tells the truth.
Everyone lies.
501
00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:09,952
There's real magic.
There's false magic.
502
00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:13,826
It's cold. It's wet.
And it ends.
503
00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,028
[Kids laughing]
Tyrannis: Get back here, Orphan!
504
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,454
[Explosions]
505
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,399
Richard: Well, I guess
this is good-bye, then.
506
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,574
Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait.
You forgot something.
507
00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,577
Richard: Oh, right.
My shawl.
508
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:17,721
Both: [Muffled speech]
[Richard laughs]
509
00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,858
Phil: Wow. I can't believe
all three of us
510
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,597
were stuck that whole time
and now we're in love.
511
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:23,933
Richard and Julia:
[Muffled speech]
512
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,302
Man: Did you get any of that?
513
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:28,843
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]
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